Every year in October the professional holiday of teachers is celebrated. The event is held in different ways. From a modest tea party in the staff room to a large-scale celebration. We present to your attention an unusual competition program for Teacher's Day, which is suitable for a theme evening. The script is designed for use within a school setting.
However, it will also fit into a corporate event if the participating schoolchildren are replaced by adults. The program is designed to give individual attention to each teacher. The competitions are simple, mixed with performances from students. Thus, the heroes of the occasion will be comfortable throughout the festive evening.
Characters:
Presenter (schoolgirl from middle/high school).
Presenter (student from middle/high school).
If desired, a third presenter can be invited to host competitions.
Required Attributes
For the skit “Teacher's Day”:
- inflatable bat.
For the “Teachers” competition:
- 7 signs with the letters of the word “Teachers”.
For the competition “Comic testing for teachers”:
- pieces of paper and pens (the quantity depends on the number of participants).
To present nominations:
- medals;
- diplomas.
For a fairy tale with a modern twist:
- accessories for creating character images.
For the “Subject Teachers” competition:
- bag;
- attributes meaning school subjects (see competition description).
Presenter : The harvest has already bloomed.
Presenter : Teacher's Day has come!
Presenter : Somewhere even the first snow began to fall.
Presenter : Teacher's Day has come!
Presenter : The people entered school joyfully today.
Presenter : Teacher's Day has come!
Presenter : The teaching staff are not so angry today.
Presenter : Teacher's Day has come!
Presenter : Today will be a fun day for all schools.
Presenter : Today Teacher's Day has arrived!
Next, the presenters congratulate all teachers on their professional holiday and invite them to watch the skit.
Sketch “Teacher's Day”
6 students appear. The guys begin to take turns saying with delight:
- Our dears!
- Honored Ones!
- Expensive!
- Dear everyone!
- Golden ones!
The last student says with the same delight: “Adored, tortured, muzzled, bullied...”
One of the participants in the scene quickly covers the mouth of the last student and indignantly repeats in his ear: “Are you out of your mind? What nonsense are you talking about? Stop it!” Then he turns to the audience, begins to stroke his classmate on the head, calms him down and explains to the audience: “Poor thing, he started talking. I crammed my lessons all night and didn’t get enough sleep. Happenes."
Next, the guys again take turns saying with delight:
- Happy holiday, our dear teachers!
- We love you!
- We respect you!
- We honor!
- We love it!
The last student enthusiastically adds: “I bow to you. We admire you, we admire you!” One of the participants interrupts him: “Oh, we’re a toady, oh, we’re a toady!” May be enough?"
But the student does not give up and persistently continues: “We understand!”
The students again enthusiastically say in turn:
- Yes! We understand how hard it is for you sometimes with us.
- With such unlucky people!
- Absent-minded!
- Not always polite!
- And inattentive!
The last student interrupts everyone and adds: “Lazy, loud, talkative...” One of the students covers the last student’s mouth and repeats to him: “I’m tired of it, but as much as possible!”
But the classmate does not give up and continues to say something incomprehensible with his mouth closed. Meanwhile, one of the participants in the skit “calms” the annoying schoolboy with an inflatable baton and says: “We really understand you! We sincerely sympathize and want to help.”
Presenter : Yes, we know how tired you are.
Host : Therefore, we invite you to relax and have fun today. We are starting a competition program.
Cosmetic quiz for men
Host: It has long been known that a man loves with his eyes. Therefore, many tricks have been invented by the weaker sex to make themselves even more attractive. Dear men, let's surprise charming ladies with your knowledge in the field of beauty. And if suddenly you don’t know something, then women, of course, will tell you.
- A duty tool that guards the beauty of eyebrows. (Tweezers.)
- Decorative cosmetics designed to emphasize and highlight the color of eyelashes. (Mascara.)
- Cosmetic product for coloring and moisturizing lips. (Lipstick.)
- A part of a shoe that raises the heel above the level of the toe, making a woman’s gait look more graceful and feminine. Appeared in women's fashion thanks to the legendary Marquise Pompadour. (Heel.)
- An item that adorns a lady's hand. (Bracelet.)
- Women's things from the category of “beauty for the eyes.” (Eyeshadow.)
- A small envelope handbag that has neither handles nor a strap - it is worn clasped in the palm of the hand or under the arm. (Clutch.)
- A small but very necessary tool that is used to bring your nails into combat readiness. (Nail file.)
- This item is in every woman's handbag and is an indispensable tool for maintaining makeup throughout the day. He will tell the whole truth, or rather, show it. (Mirror.)
- An element of clothing that elegantly emphasizes a woman's waist. (Belt.)
- Cosmetic cream containing solid particles. Designed to cleanse the skin of dead cells. (Scrub.)
- A cosmetic procedure for treating fingernails and the fingers themselves. (Manicure.)
- A pair of ear jewelry. (Earrings.)
- A spray used to create and maintain hairstyles for a long time. (Hair fixation spray.)
Competition No. 1 “For teachers”
The presenter invites 7 willing teachers, to whom he distributes signs. Then riddles are asked. Participants show the answer using the letters they hold in their hands, lining up in a row. There will be a few short words, and at the end - a long one, involving all the players.
Riddles + answers:
1. The sun is shining brightly... (ray) Come on, our head teacher is coming.
2. Whoever lost weight in physical training yesterday, in the dining room a lot... (ate)
3. Winter is coming, it’s already the beginning of October, which means the pest beetle… (aphid) will stop bothering you
4. Yesterday we had half a day of music. Everyone learned the note... (A)
5. Who taught us everything from scratch at school? These are our dear, golden, kind, dear... (teachers)
Then the rest of the teachers join the participants. A group photo is taken with the inscription “Teachers”.
Competition No. 2 “Comic testing for teachers”
All teaching staff are encouraged to participate. Everyone will be given a pen with a piece of paper on which participants will write down their personal answers.
1. Which of the following will you save in a fire?
A. A folder with handouts.
B. Firefighters.
B. A mink coat.
2. What will be most useful to you at sea?
A. Expensive textbooks recommended by the Ministry of Education.
B. Dear husband.
B. Expensive branded sunglasses.
3. What do you prefer to do in your free time?
A. Prepare students for the Olympics.
B. Count the crows.
B. Spend your salary.
4. If your bag gets lost, what exactly will you regret about what was in it?
A. About the flash drive with the tests compiled.
B. About the lost years.
Q. About money.
5. Where do children come from?
A. From the corridor. As soon as the bell rings.
B. From a camel.
B. The stork brings them.
6. Who is Pestalozzi?
A. Famous European teacher.
B. European plane.
V. Fashion designer from Europe.
7. What do teachers’ children see in the mornings and evenings?
A. How mom checks notebooks.
B. Sweet dreams.
B. Beautiful view from the window.
8. Teacher - it sounds...
A. Gordo
B. Strange.
V. So-so.
9. How does your time go from 8 to 9 am?
A. I call strangers to ask where their children are.
B. I think what is the essence of existence.
Q. I enjoy my morning sleep.
10. What excites you most about your work?
A. Happy smiles of children.
B. Tea drinking in the staff room.
B. Big vacation in summer.
Then the presenter announces the value of the points. Calculations are underway.
For the selected option:
- A - participants receive 1000 points;
- B - 100 points;
- B - 10 points.
Next, the results are read out.
100-600 points Congratulations, you have a mink, branded glasses, a salary and a beautiful view from the window. Apparently, you got married successfully. And you work as a teacher not out of necessity, but for the soul.
600-5000 points You save firefighters, count crows and think that the teacher is something strange. Pestalozzi is a plane for you, which proves your wonderful sense of humor.
5000 points The folder with handouts and the flash drive with tests are so precious to you. On vacation it’s difficult for you without textbooks, and in your free time you think about the Olympiads. These are all the characteristics of the teacher of the year. You don't just love your profession, you live it. we can say with great confidence that there is a place in your heart for absolutely every student. Such teachers are remembered all their lives.
Nominations
Host : In any case, you all deserve awards.
Presenter : Now we will invite teachers one by one to receive awards in pedagogical categories.
Nominations can be anything.
As an example:
- Work is my second home.
- Creativity is in my blood.
- I was born to be a teacher.
- My heart belongs to the children.
- Young and promising.
Then the presenters smoothly leave. A fairy tale begins.
A fairy tale with a modern twist “The Little Humpbacked Horse”
Characters:
- Ivan.
- The Little Humpbacked Horse.
Ivan is a schoolboy. Both adults and children can play the role of the Little Humpbacked Horse. First, Ivan appears alone.
Ivan : Eh, that’s how it is. Well, that's not fair! In Ivana's fairy tales, fools become princes. But nothing is going to happen to me along the way.
Little Humpbacked Horse comes out.
Little Humpbacked Horse : I-go-go I-go-go! Where am I?
Ivan : Who are you? How did you get through school security? This is unreal! Where will they be allowed with such hooves?
Little Humpbacked Horse : People are now allowed to wear a medical mask everywhere. Kidding. You asked, so I galloped up.
Ivan : So you are my fairy godmother?
Little Humpbacked Horse : Well, something like that. Do you need half a kingdom?
Ivan : Of course! Come on two!
Little Humpbacked Horse : Eh-go-go. But everything is not just like that. Even the fabulous Ivanushka did something for the sake of the kingdom.
Ivan : And I’m ready for anything!
Little Humpbacked Horse : First, do your homework. I will help.
Ivan : Fuck you. I thought you were a wizard. And you are a bore.
Little Humpbacked Horse : If you want two half-kingdoms, pass the tests.
Ivan : No. This will not work. I don't want that.
Little Humpbacked Horse : Then forget about two half-kingdoms.
Ivan : Not fair. Somewhere you are helping the Ivanushki. What about me? (offended)
Little Humpbacked Horse : Remember, Ivanushka, two brothers could not complete their father’s task. But Ivan the Fool passed the test.
Ivan : He's a fool, that says it all. I’m not like that, and therefore I won’t work.
Little Humpbacked Horse : Well, as you know. Eeyore! Goodbye, Ivan.
Little Humpbacked Horse leaves.
Ivan: Yes, I really needed your help. It turns out that I asked to become a prince, and the Little Hunchback came to me to give me two half-kingdoms. And I... What am I? Missed my chance. Hey, Horse? Hey, Little Humpback. Is not coming. (sad) Or maybe I should call him until he comes? Konyeek! Humpbackoooo! Yes, I will sue you! What is it that you still need to study? Complete injustice. (with annoyance)
Host : But without studying, there’s no way.
Presenter : Yes, and that means without teachers. Thank you for being you.
Host : Yes, thanks to you we will learn so many new things. Look how many items!
Presenter: And geography, and mathematics, and history. Dear teachers, can you find an attribute of the subject you teach in our bag?
Football quiz for women
Host: Nowadays, the most popular sport is football. Dear women, let's surprise men with knowledge about this men's game. And if you cannot answer, then we will ask men to help.
- The “Black Pearl” of football, he is the best, officially recognized football player of the century. (Pele.)
- How many people should be on the field from each team? (eleven)
- A structure of two posts and a crossbar at the edge of the field where players try to kick the ball. (Gates.)
- What word can be used to describe a goalkeeper? (Goalkeeper.)
- Side gate post. (Barbell.)
- Breaking the rules. (Foul.)
- A famous player who is considered the second most important football player in Brazil after Pele. (Ronaldo.)
- Choose a Russian synonym for the word forward. (Attack.)
- A portion of a football match consisting of 45 minutes. (Half.)
- The national hero of Argentina, his nickname is “San Diego”, that is, Saint Diego. (Diego Maradona.)
- Who is a referee? (Football referee, field referee.)
- What is the top goal post called? (crossbar.)
- A competition between two football teams within the time allotted by the rules, consisting of two halves. (Match.)
- Who is a scorer? (A player who scores a lot of goals.)
- Name the Soviet football player who holds the title of “best goalkeeper of the 20th century.” (Lev Yashin.)
Competition No. 3 “Subject Teachers”
Participants take turns being given a bag from which they need to pull out something that fits a specific lesson. For example, a geographer needs to discover a globe. Attributes are determined by touch without looking. What to do when you receive the wrong item? Yes, it's even funnier. Let the historian explain why he needs a physical training jump rope!
Sample list of attributes from the bag:
- Ruler and protractor - geometry.
- Plant, toy microscope - biology.
- Monomakh's hat - history.
- Test tube - chemistry.
- Gas mask - life safety.
- Fabrics, patterns - works.
- A book is literature.
- Paints - ISO.
You can put all the items in a box. Don't forget about safety. For example, if scissors (for work), then cardboard ones.
The presenters ask the subject teachers to take a photo with attributes as a keepsake, and then not go anywhere. Ahead is the warm-up.
Teachers' Day Questions for Teachers to Interview Them
Being a teacher is one of the noblest professions.
To learn more about people in this profession, we have prepared questions for teachers on Teacher's Day. Many of the questions are quite difficult, even tricky, with a trick, while others are humorous and funny. They are great for school interviews that you can conduct with teachers. Look at this list to find the questions you can ask your teacher. You'll love the way your school's teachers answer school questions.
Competition No. 5 “Quiz for teachers”
Presenter (in a whisper): Now let’s test their knowledge. I have prepared the most tricky questions.
- Both the title of the film and the student’s favorite period at school. (Big change)
- There is a rider, a rooster and a student on the exam. (Spur)
- Why is a student kicked out of class? (out the door)
- This letter has a bad influence on even the most good-natured teacher. (“M”, teacher-tormentor)
- Arithmetic teacher in Ancient Rome. (Calculator)
- Hunters, drummers and mathematicians cannot do without this. (No fraction)
- It is taught by a dictator. (Russian language)
- Why do computer science teachers often get sick? (They sit a lot with the windows “open”)
- Why do cats like to sit at the computer? (There's a mouse there)
- This teacher has a skeleton in his closet. (Biology teacher)
The presenters announce the end of the program. Thank you all for your participation, congratulations again. A vocal/dance number will be performed upon request.
Author: Yulia Doronina.
Quiz "Wardrobe questions"
- Once upon a time in Rus' such products were simply called “trousers”. In the modern world there are many varieties of them: bell-bottoms, capris, bananas, Bermuda shorts, pipes, riding breeches, leggings... (Pants, trousers.)
- An intelligent man, as a rule, has several options for this accessory in his wardrobe. And in the film “Love and Doves,” the main character even had a little quarrel with his wife because of him. (Tie.)
- This item of clothing can be single-breasted or double-breasted. As a rule, it serves as the top part of a classic suit. (Blazer.)
- This item evolved from the loincloth and covers the lower part of the body. There are mini and maxi. (Skirt.)
- Outerwear, usually below the knees. There are winter, summer, demi-season. Fashionistas wear it with a fur collar. (Coat.)
- Moths spoil this expensive item with impunity from May to September, but do not touch it while it is being worn by a person. (Fur coat.)
- Lightweight clothing that covers the upper body. Its “predecessors” were the ancient Greek chiton and the Roman tunic. Willingness to give your “last” was considered the height of kindness and selflessness. (Shirt.)
- This is perhaps the most important wardrobe attribute that deserves special attention. Worn in pairs, it is usually made of cotton, wool, nylon or synthetic fabrics. Black color is optimal. (Socks.)
- The prototype of this item of clothing appeared in Ancient Greece: two pieces of fabric were fastened with pins at the shoulders and a belt at the waist. This clothing was made famous by Coco Chanel, who created a small black novelty in 1926. (Dress.)
- An item of winter clothing for the hands, in which there are two compartments: one for the thumb and the other for all the rest. (Mitten.)
- A narrow scarf worn under a coat. (Muffler.)
- A knitted garment for the upper body, without fastenings, with long sleeves. Modern industry (especially Chinese) produces many cheap, short-lived and cold items made from artificial yarn. However, real products last up to 10 years without loss of quality and presentation. (Sweater.)
