An anniversary is a particularly solemn and festive event; it entails competitions and skits for a woman’s birthday, and a cool congratulation will bring a good mood and pleasure from hearing pleasant words. However, everyone has their own idea of the ideal holiday. Some people see him as pretentious and pompous, while others see him as cheerful and exciting. However, many will not deny that a lively anniversary is much better than pompous and boring gatherings. And laughter will allow you to become more relaxed and at ease, and will help you find the thread of conversation even with unfamiliar guests.
A holiday cake is a must
Funny scenes for a man's birthday - 10 table options to funny congratulate the birthday boy!
Men are our support, protection and love!
When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests. For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
How to organize a holiday
When celebrating a woman’s birthday, special attention should be paid to humor – its theme and direction. Birthday girls are often a little sad on such a day, because with a slight shadow of nostalgia they remember their youth and past years. And women at any age want to remain as attractive and young. A well-thought-out script with funny, perky scenes will help take your mind off heavy thoughts, entertain the birthday girl and amuse the guests. Also, don’t forget about unusual cuts of meat to treat people to something delicious.
The “lamp” mood at the holiday is welcome
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests : Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning lady : Why should I care? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest : Don't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning lady : Oh, is it a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning lady : So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession. But as before, you are young. We came to visit you for our anniversary and brought you a cool gift.
1 friend
We will give a red balloon to the bolder ones, Accept it quickly as a sign of respect, Lots of warmth, many sunny days, Your life will become even more fun!
2 friend
So that you are happy all year round, take a green ball from adversity. Let your family and friends be nearby, You are the best of all, I say without concealment.
1 friend
We want to give peace of mind and reward you with a blue ball on this day. He will save you from sadness, And only goodness will find its way into your home!
2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream, may it never leave you. More money, love and warmth, They will be with you for centuries.
Together
There were other balls, but we didn’t bring them to you. No, not from greed, not from miserliness, Now let’s explain what’s going on.
There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet, But it is changeable, a treacherous color. The yellow ball is a test in fate, so we won’t give it to you.
We found a black ball, but they didn’t bring it either. He carries sadness and separation within himself, And we only wish you happiness!
(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands. Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag. Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper. The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift. The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.
1. Homemade, exclusive, Oh, I’m giving you a wonderful gift. With him you will be like candy, Because there... (The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).
2. Wear for the joy of your dear wife, And remember your guests more often, I have exactly the same ones on me, So now you and I are brothers. (Gift - panties with a gag).
3. You never know what life will bring to us. Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness. Perhaps the best reward from us is a gift for you... (Gift - toilet paper).
4. Have you thought about giving something like this? We decided that you are independent, and that you are capable of making your dreams come true! Therefore, my friend, accept without regret, Our gift is a bottle... (Gift is a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie! (Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Recommendations for celebrating the holiday
- First of all, you should take care of the details and necessary equipment. Second, set the stage properly. When an event takes place in a cafe, there should be a place for a congratulatory area. If it is not there, then you should prepare it yourself. To do this, just set aside a secluded corner or part of the room and hang curtains. It would be ideal if there were doors in this place so that the actors could enter and exit.
- The next nuance is the lighting on the site. The light should not be bright and blinding - but it should be enough to cover the entire space where the performance will take place.
- Decorations do not require special scrupulousness. This is not a full-fledged theater. For performances, choose minimal surroundings - chairs and a table for a miniature with a doctor, a sofa for a sketch about family relationships.
- An important organizational point is the selection of the acting group. Two ideas for solving this issue: invite a professional cast or prepare actors yourself from invited guests. With professional actors there will be no problem with makeup, costumes and other supporting details. In the second case, you will have to take care of this yourself. You need to choose the right actors - give out roles and words voluntarily or voluntarily, think about outfits, choose makeup, conduct a couple of training sessions. Promise the actors a reward and gifts - for children - sweets, for adults - a video filmed with the performance, posted on the Internet.
So, if the organization is prepared, choose any scenario and start preparing for the holiday. It is worth noting that scenes from some competitions are also suitable for celebrating a man’s birthday.
A woman blossoms again for her anniversary
Serious cleaning lady
The humorous performance is aimed at a younger age category of guests. It is better to include it in the scenario of a young woman’s celebration. When a celebration takes place, a cleaning lady comes into the hall with a bucket and mop. The appropriate uniform confirms this: robe, scarf, slippers, gloves. She doesn't notice anyone. He takes a wet rag out of the bucket and begins to really scrub the floor. Performs his duties in a businesslike manner. The presenter politely asks her to leave. The angry woman does not interrupt her work and continues in the same spirit.
The presenter continues to lead the event, looking displeasedly towards the cleaning lady. She washes the stage and gradually approaches the presenter and begins to scrub the floor right under his feet. He repeats his request impatiently. She reacts violently: “Leave? Then like this!” and throws the bucket right on the guests. They dodge, cover themselves with their hands, but then begin to laugh out loud - beautiful and colorful confetti pours out of the bucket.
The joke is that while the cleaning lady is cleaning the stage, someone quietly replaces the bucket of water with the same one, only filled with confetti.
The competition will amuse and stir up the company of guests. And if it’s also unusual to give a cash gift to the birthday girl, then she will be happy.
Minimum decorations - maximum explanations
Holiday Witchcraft
The costume event is intended for the celebration of a woman of venerable age. To conduct a theatrical performance you will need a magician, his assistant and two men - a rabbit and a dove. They should look funny, maybe even a little stupid. In addition to the actors, the birthday girl also takes part in the scene. An assistant comes onto the platform with the words: “Today a venerable magician from the east, Khattab, came to congratulate the birthday girl. He expresses sincere congratulations and surprises the birthday girl with a bright trick.” A “black box” is placed on the table. A magician in a beautiful outfit and turban begins to cast magic over the box. But an incident happens - the trick doesn’t work. To resolve the problem, the assistant concludes that the sorcerer is being hampered by someone’s powerful aura. To clear up the misunderstanding, he asks the birthday girl to go into the hall and help the magician.
The hero of the day comes up and says the words of the spell. And at that moment a dove appears. It flaps its wings in a funny way, flies, coos with guests and flies back. The assistant again asks the woman to cast the spell. She repeats the words. But something wrong happens - a rabbit runs out. A man with ears on his head and a tail jumps around the birthday girl, tugs at her outfit and then hides. The assistant cannot understand the reason and decides that the hero of the day also has a strong aura, and asks her to return to her place at the table. As a result, the magician begins to conjure, the trick works, and a gift for the birthday girl appears from the black box. It's worth putting it there in advance.
Suits, suits, more suits!
Gypsy camp
A scene with the participation of gypsies will look exciting. The best option to cheer up guests and amuse them with a comic performance. Every hero of the day will be greatly impressed. Moreover, the miniature is suitable for congratulating birthday people of all ages, and by the way, of different genders. As props for dressing up, prepare hats, skirts, colored scarves, and musical instruments. Use a baby doll and swaddle it in rags. Let one man dress up as a bear. For a costume, choose a mask, a fur suit (vest, sheepskin coat, fur collar). The animal is led on a leash among guests.
The gypsies enter the hall in a large, cheerful and noisy group. The exit is accompanied by playing the guitar, tambourines and loud whistles. A gypsy woman with a baby in her arms begs for candy and money from guests. Offers to tell fortunes for love. The gypsy dances and sings, inviting the ladies to join him. Another roman walks among the guests, performing tricks with the participation of the tamed Mikhalych. The bear grabs the gypsy's leash and runs into the hall, pesters the birthday girl and the other women and begins to kiss them. He pours alcohol for the men and forces them to drink. The gypsy choir sings out their national songs. This congratulation looks funny, easy and impressive. The female half of the guests will be charmed by the gypsy charm. The romals say their wishes and also noisily leave the stage with exclamations, a cool scene for a woman’s birthday ends with a cool congratulation!
More people means more fun!
The Mysterious Dancer is an interesting scene for an anniversary; everything you need is included in the room. It is ideal for a woman turning 60 years old. On a stretcher, men carry out a dancer wrapped in shawls and blankets. She performs a belly dance for the birthday girl. The actress gradually takes off her covers one by one and the guests begin to understand that in front of them is not a nice girl, but a real man. If you choose an artistic guy or young man who is not shy to perform a sexy dance in front of women, then this will be the best option. Depending on the audience and age category of the guests, you can arrange a small striptease within reason.
Now about the costumes and props. The porters dress simply: sleeveless T-shirts, trousers, and a turban wrapped around their heads. Stretchers can be borrowed from the first aid station. There are no medical ones, use construction ones. You can provide a more interesting essence to the scene and complement it by using the role of the viewer. Then the scene is built as follows. First, the vizier appears (dressed in brocade and a high turban, which can be made from paralon) and congratulates the dear hero of the day with all oriental eloquence. And he presents her with a gift - a dancer, his concubine-slave.
Guests will not believe their eyes when the actress changes her appearance to a sexy young man. And the birthday girl will be flattered by such a mischievous prank in her honor, and the farewell to retirement with dressing up will be a great success
When there are not enough costumes, turn on improvisation!
Little Red Riding Hood
For an older woman, a fairy tale in a new style, staged with young grandchildren, is suitable. For a birthday girl who is celebrating her 75th birthday, a congratulation prepared by those closest to her would be apt. Fun moves to the background, and relatives, their words of gratitude and love, become more important. The hero of the day has a grown-up or small granddaughter who can play the role of Little Red Riding Hood, then dress her up in a colorful costume. Give a basket of buns and send them to the stage. At the moment when the granddaughter congratulates her grandmother, a large gray wolf runs out to her. He begins to growl terribly, demanding that the granddaughter show who her grandmother is. The girl gets scared, begins to ask her to leave her grandmother alone, and in return offers to take the entire basket of pies. After tasting one pie, the gray one becomes kinder. His tongue loosens, and he says that he does not want to eat her grandmother at all. He just wants to congratulate her on her wonderful anniversary. At the end of the performance, the wolf and the girl congratulate the birthday girl together and sing a song to her. The recommended event may be a naive example, but with the main idea - good always triumphs over evil, and the enemy can become a friend.
The birthday girl is happy
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters : Courtiers (2), Guests (5). Props : King's throne, court costumes (or at least attributes).
Courtier 1 : Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1 (whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2 : Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1 : Oh! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1 : Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2 : Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1 : We know that you, our wonderful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2 : Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1 : And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! (Gives an envelope made in the shape of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
For a healthy man, we give him an oak broom. We will soar you from adversity and all sorrows with a broom. (A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).
Second woman
Don’t fuss and don’t suffer, but rather get a birch broom. Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head, so that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.
Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom. So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly. To prevent your bones from creaking and your lower back from aching, let’s walk with a broom just below your lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters : Girls dressed as oriental beauties (roles can be divided according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1 : Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2 : You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3 : So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of appetizers).
Girl 1 : So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2 : Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Scenario for a man's birthday at home
If you decide to celebrate the birthday of your loved one at home, then the first thing you should pay attention to is decorating the house. Be sure to hang balloons, hang a garland on the wall with a congratulatory inscription, and turn on the music that the birthday person loves. You must make sure that both the hero of the occasion and all the guests who come to him feel like they are on vacation, relax and enjoy the moment.
You will also have to find women's high-heeled shoes somewhere. The difficulty of the task is that the shoes must be large - 42, for example. That's not all you need from feminine accessories: also find curlers, which is quite difficult, since modern women practically do not use them (but you can look at the market or in supermarkets). For the competition you will also need women's skirts, preferably large ones. Also prepare a baby bottle with a pacifier and a saucepan with a ladle from the props.
The beginning of the holiday should be solemn, so it is better to organize everything in advance. If you are the host, then make sure that the guests come to the house and get to know each other, but tell the birthday person to come later. Once all the guests have arrived, ask them to take their places at the table. The moment the birthday person enters the house, all guests will have to stand up and applaud him. At this moment the presenter should say the following words:
Cool scenario for a man's birthday at home
You can start such a holiday according to the same principle that we described in the very first version. Let the celebration begin even a little formally, there is nothing wrong with that. On the contrary, the hero of the occasion will feel that he is in charge today, and everything that happens around is done with love in his honor.
As soon as the guests sit down at the table and the birthday person enters the hall, the host can begin the banquet:
After this, the presenter should talk about the life path the hero of the occasion has already taken, this is especially true if the birthday boy has an anniversary or there are also people at his celebration who have only recently entered the social circle and still know little about the man , whom they came to for their birthday. To do this, the presenter needs to discuss in advance with the birthday boy which facts from his biography can be told and which are better to hide. It is not necessary to tell everything - only the most interesting things, even in a humorous genre.
The holiday may not officially end, because the guests will already be warmed up to continue having fun. If you want, you can end the official entertainment program with some special words.
Scene with vitamins for a man’s anniversary
Comic sketches of happy birthday from funny vitamins.
Sketch of congratulations on the anniversary from Vegetables and Vitamins: A, B, C, D.
Anniversary. The guests are sitting at the table, there are all kinds of dishes, but there is no fruit.
"Vitamins" comes in
Vitamin C: Cabbage (in a cabbage costume, under an orange jacket - orange, under an orange yellow T-shirt - lemon); Vitamin D: Fish oil, Milk (on the front side of the suit there is a fish oil picture, on the back there is a milk bag); Vitamin A: Carrots; Vitamin B: Banana.
Vitamins: - We are simple vitamins, But we came for a reason, After all, today is the name day, Who was born? Give us a sign.
The hero of the day gets up, Vitamins surround him, shaking hands.
Vitamins: - What do they wish on their birthday, and especially on their anniversary, Happiness, money - without a doubt, The main thing is that you don’t get sick. Eat more vitamins, Strengthen your immune system, There will be youth and strength, And the blues will disappear.
Cabbage: - I am a cheerful cabbage, You eat borscht and eat salad, I will quickly bring you to your senses, even you, even a platoon of soldiers. Vitamin C is special, There’s a lot of me in an orange (takes off the cabbage suit), And also try lemon (takes off the orange suit), And you’ll be healthy: I’m everywhere you want, I just couldn’t dress up, It’s just very hot here, But not be strict with me. Eat rose hips, sea buckthorn, kiwi, honeysuckle, spinach, you won’t feel bad at all, and you’ll be happy all the time!
Fish oil (milk) repels cabbage: - You can’t compare with vitamin D, anyway, The birthday boy frolics, And walks from him. I give everyone cheerfulness, strength, Nerves are just like a rope, You won’t be frail with me, Birthday boy, I’m so glad, I wish you good luck, Eat cod liver, wash it down with fish oil, You won’t recognize melancholy.
Carrot: - Hero of the day, don’t listen to them, You chew on the carrot, Vitamin A - he’s the best, I’m ahead all the time!
I am in pumpkin, I am in watermelon, I am also in fish oil, The birthday boy needs it more, And let me sit down.
Banana: The birthday boy is my best friend, Everyone around knows this, On his birthday he’s like a cucumber, Because he eats me, I am the main key to health, The whole family loves Vitamin B!
The vitamins come out and return after a minute:
Vitamins: - Being healthy is great, It’s great in general, Take vitamins often, You will live like in a dream. We will give ourselves to you
(hand over a basket of fruits, dairy products, etc.)
Vitamins: You need to be friends with us, Happy birthday! Let's wish you to live long, up to a hundred years, well, maybe two hundred, as you want! Eat us, We are in admiration, without flattery, We also give you a pineapple, And a bottle of wine, If in moderation, then okay, Take a knife, take a fork, Eat the fruit, don’t get sick!
Banana says anxiously: They forgot the Antioxidant, Vitamin E, where are you? Everyone has always loved you, You will make all your dreams come true!
Vitamin E comes in in the form of corn: - Corn, soybeans, oil, What we pour into the frying pan, Life is wonderful for the hero of the day, If I get into the food.
Vitamins in chorus: Cool anniversary celebration, Pour some vitamins, Tomorrow we will come again, And we will save everyone from a hangover!
At the end of the scene the song plays: Hedgehogs also need vitamins (Degrees). Vitamins run around, lift up the guests, the hero of the day, and everyone dances.
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
Remade songs for a man's birthday
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We would like to wish you that nothing will darken your mood when you develop a script for a men's holiday. The whole celebration and the mood of the guests depends on the mood of the host. Therefore, give your best and give the people you work with complete rest and unforgettable emotions.
