Paraphrases about different things.
Characters:
- gypsy Aza - a woman in gypsy attire
Props:
- fake fortune telling cards with wishes. You can use regular cards and stick wishes on the front side. You can create, print and laminate your cards with wishes and any decor (for a corporate party, for example, cards with the company logo are suitable. For an anniversary - with a photo of the hero of the day and his family members in the form of kings, jacks and queens)
Dancing, the gypsy enters the hall and addresses the guests:
Good afternoon romale. I am the gypsy Aza, I came here directly to you by order. On the table, oh, piles, oops, oops, stacks. That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this one is mine!
I wanted to tell you what kind of obsession I can tell you fortunes for a reward. Gild my pen, just don’t be scared, you won’t find a better Aza, don’t even try!
Anyone here who wants to learn about luck and love, come to us one by one, just have some money ready!
Aza takes out cards and invites the guest to choose the one that is looking at him.
Card meanings
Distribute the cards by face value and suit as you see fit.
And I’ll look into your eyes - I see luck in them, Because this time, It can’t be otherwise!
Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
And I’ll tell you this: Smile, dear, Because with your smile you are very beautiful.
And you know exactly what tomorrow will be - Monday (if today is Sunday).
Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts...
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Wow, wow, honey. Take it seriously……. to your glass. Don't let it pass your mouth!
Wow, dear, be on your guard, avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick!
Wow, my dear, it will be bad for you......you will have to go to work!
Wow, what a hard blow awaits you! In the morning, when you step on the scale...
Wow, dear, I see you will be a big man! You will gain 50 kg!
Your boss at work will wink at you with his right eye. But don’t even think about answering, he’ll file a report on you!
A rich admirer will invite you to nature - He has 6 acres in his garden and a beetle is gnawing on potatoes!
Vision problems may soon await you: Don’t see troubles, don’t notice fools!
Your health line will take you far! We would look for the end, but my wife would kill us!
I see that the Queen of Spades is interested in you! He’s selling his apartment to buy you a Mercedes!
Giving birth to eight children a year? This is impossible! Oh, you're not married! Be careful!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run after beer, in the evening - after girls!
You will find a treasure in the apartment, it is in the wall where the wardrobe is. Well, if you don’t find it, update the interior!
You will receive the inheritance of your seventh cousins - a house in Paris, a villa in Nice and some islands!
They say that mutual love is subject to all ages! Every year now you will fall in love until you are a hundred years old!
Get ready for a great battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
You've been thinking for a long time, girlfriend, who to marry down the aisle: At seventy-four, you'll finally get married!
I see the house - the cup is full, it’s almost overflowing! To make my fortune-telling come true, pour a strong glass!
There will be friends around you today. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan.
A big loss awaits you... You will lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning... On your neighbor's belt.
Endless distances, unknown distances are waiting for you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Tomorrow, be careful……… and make sure you don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate.
My golden one, great love awaits you. …..Weighs 120 kilograms!
Your husband will become an oligarch, he will take you everywhere - But he will turn into an engineer if you nag!
Your husband is a secret prince overseas, in order to disenchant him, When the children are all asleep, you need to kiss him hard!
There are three lines on the hand with lily petals: “This is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you!”
Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, But good luck awaits you and love will come to you.
Fate will prepare an unexpected gift for you: That from now on, after drinking, your head will be clear!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, liver, tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin………..hard to see. …..ahhh herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. And everyone else will fall asleep!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain fruits by the evening!
Today you may have an inclination to be alone with someone!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.
You will sleep, curly, you will sleep sweetly, softly. Until they pull the cake out from under you!
We are a little jealous of your health, Romala - I see you dancing the hopaka at your grandson’s wedding!
The queen loves you - the beauty queen. Don’t skimp on gifts, buy flowers more often!
You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, It will be fun then, And there will be no boredom.
After finishing the fortune-telling, the gypsy invites all guests to perform the gypsy dance with her.
Scene at a gypsy wedding.
During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:
I am a cheerful fortune teller, I don’t ask for a lot of money, I know the whole truth about you, I’ll tell you for a chervonets!
Eh, once, again, many, many more times!
I ran away from the camp, my father is chasing me, he wants to make jellied meat out of me from being naughty!
Eh, once, again, many, many more times!
Preparing for a musical wedding fairy tale.
Author's note: For the participants, the wedding fairy tale does not pose any difficulties; everyone easily falls into their role and enjoys improvising to the music and words. But the presenter and the DJ or guest who will include the cuts need to work very clearly - it’s better to rehearse the two of them in advance and keep the text before your eyes, especially if you have no experience. All musical arrangements (excerpts from songs and phrases from films) can be downloaded ready-made in the text - just click on the file.
Princess (one of the friends or the bride herself)
Gypsy (one of the guests or groom)
Introduction to a wedding fairy tale
Presenter: Today there were many different congratulations and wishes to the newlyweds, I now suggest that the groom himself demonstrate to his chosen one that their life together will be just a fairy tale, take four faithful friends to help him.
(The presenter quickly distributes roles between the participants and distributes costumes - the “artists” change clothes)
Presenter: While the actors for the main roles are changing clothes, let's rehearse the sound effects. This half of the guests will represent the Wind. How does the wind howl? “Uuuuuuuuuuu!” Fine! And this half will depict the Birds: “Chick-chirp!” As soon as you hear me say: “The wind is whistling,” you begin to whistle (addresses the first half of the hall), “the birds are singing,” you start tweeting accordingly (addresses the second half of the hall).
(Calls the artists) Sounds 1. Exit of heroes
(to download - click on the file)
Presenter: Tsar - Father, please sit on the throne (put a chair in advance), Princess stand next to Father, and you, gentlemen, grooms, as soon as you hear that we are talking about your hero, we also ask you to come on stage. It’s simple - you hear in a text or song that your hero is bored - you get bored, have fun - have fun, don’t know what to do - dance, everyone plays their role and their own passage in the fairy tale. Let's start!
Wedding script “We’ll tell you everything according to the stars, fortune telling!”
Astronomer: Today the stars told me that we will celebrate the wedding, that in this bright starry hall we will congratulate the Young!
Gypsy: Yesterday fate whispered to me, That we will celebrate all day, I didn’t fall asleep last night, I wrote words - I’m not lazy!
Astronomer: We congratulate our couple, We wish only love - only, With the gypsy we will shout together: “Our dears, it’s bitter!”
(The newlyweds kiss, the guests drink to their happiness!)
Gypsy: I can tell you frankly, That the two of you will be warm, That your parents will help you, without a doubt, rebuild your house!
Astronomer: But you promise to love them, Here is an order from the bright stars, Read it now And your path will be easy - simple!
Promise of the groom: I will honor my mother-in-law - She will help us! I’ll run to her for pancakes - She’ll give us a loan then! I will treat her more simply - Then as a mother will be a mother-in-law!
And if there is a mother-in-law in the house, then there must be a father-in-law too! I will talk to my father-in-law - Then I can drink beer with him! I will watch football with him - And my father-in-law will be my best friend!
(The father-in-law and mother-in-law are invited to the center of the hall and given the floor to congratulate the newlyweds!)
Promise of the bride: I will give love to my mother-in-law - Then my mother will be my mother-in-law! I will call her often - my mother-in-law will begin to love me too! I will invite her to visit - Then she will not offend me!
I will bake a pie for my father-in-law - Then he won’t be strict with me! I will knit sweaters for him - Then he won’t scold me! I will sincerely love my father-in-law - Then we will live in peace with our husband!
(The father-in-law and mother-in-law are invited to the center of the hall and give them the floor to congratulate the newlyweds!)
Astronomer: And now we show respect to our guests - Let them also say congratulations!
(Everyone who wants to congratulate the newlyweds comes out to their table one by one and makes toasts and presents gifts!)
Gypsy: Your union will be strong if a toddler is born! I’ll tell you fortunes now - I’ll find out who will be born.
(The gypsy woman puts three identical boxes in front of the young people. In one of them there is a baby doll with a blue ribbon, in the other - with a pink ribbon, and in the third - two identical baby dolls. The young people choose a box, the gypsy informs who will be born to the young people first.)
Gypsy: There will be a nice little one, If he grows up in wealth, They will send a box to guests for good luck! Chip in, ladies, gentlemen, For the health of the child, Young people will then call you to wash diapers!
(The gypsy woman throws a box across the tables, guests chip in for the first diapers for the unborn baby!)
Astronomer: There will be many children - many, the Stars say so! Who will strictly babysit these little guys? Who will pamper them, Who will sing songs, Who will be the best? Let’s find out now, we are here!
(We suggest that the mother-in-law and mother-in-law, as well as the newlyweds, go to the center of the hall. The bride sits on the mother-in-law’s lap, and the groom sits on the mother-in-law’s lap. We are announcing a competition for the best lullaby song!)
Gypsy: Grandmothers will love to carry their grandchildren in their arms, They will only pamper them, In the meantime, we shout: “Bitter!”
(The newlyweds kiss, the guests drink to their happiness!)
Gypsy: Well, today you united, You became one - you got married, As if you had purchased a purchase, We will read your passports!
Groom's passport
Groom.
Name - man, groom, universal. Country of origin: Russia. Authors: Ivanova A. I and N. A. (full name of the groom’s parents).
Technical characteristics: weight - 80 kg, height - 2 m, wear rate - 0%, load capacity - no more than 4 bottles of beer.
Intended for: watching TV shows, mainly sports, for eating, for relaxing and lying on the couch.
Equipment: apartment - 1 piece, car - 1 piece, garage - 1 piece.
Care and care for safe and long-term use: feeding - at least 3 times a day, affection and care in bed - at least 1 time a day, affection and care out of bed - throughout the day.
Note: The groom cannot be exchanged or returned.
Bride's passport
Bride.
Name - woman, beauty, smart, charming. Country of origin: Russia. Authors: Smirnova A.R. and N.D. (full name of the bride’s parents).
Technical characteristics: ability to wash, iron, cook.
Intended for: watching TV series, for wasting husband's wages, for telephone conversations, for raising children, for visiting beauty salons.
Contents: wedding dress - 1 piece.
Care and concern for safe and long-term use: affection, attention, understanding - daily, increased nutrition - allocations for pocket expenses from the husband's salary.
Note: To treasure and love for many years to come.
The newlyweds exchange passports, kiss, and the evening continues with a stormy feast, dancing, and active competitions.
Fortune Telling Life
I remembered the gypsy woman’s predictions about a year later, shortly before my wedding. Or rather, Nastya, the future wife, reminded: “Kolenka! By coincidence, it turns out that you received your diploma on the same day as our wedding.”
From that day on, the thought crept into my head that that gypsy fortune teller did not predict my future, but set up a nasty thing. Nastya is, indeed, the daughter of a rich daddy, my boss, but she’s as scary as a mortal sin and, on top of that, a complete fool!
There was one consolation - in addition to my wife, I would not only receive an apartment, but also protection from my father-in-law. But even here everything went wrong!
Less than a month later, my father-in-law called me into his office: “Since you are now my relative, we can’t work together in the prefecture. There is no need for me to create nepotism or give reasons for gossip. I found a suitable place for you - you will now be an independent leader. Get ready and get started."
I became a boss, but the new assignment did not bring me any joy. My father-in-law appointed me as the director of a long-closed cemetery.
All my repairs are shovel brooms and, in addition to them, a couple of never-drying drunks. At work, the salary is a pittance, there is no profit, but at home the wife, the fearful man, is on her nerves.
But the father-in-law is covered in chocolate - what a proper leader, no nepotism or patronage for relatives!
Happy day
How can a person receive a diploma feel? Yesterday's student, who had a poor childhood behind him, sleepless nights preparing for his defense?
On this happy day, the future was painted in the most rosy colors - after all, everything that was planned several years ago was gradually being realized.
I defended myself better than anyone, got a prestigious job, and a room in a dorm. Now all that remains is to gain a foothold in the city of your dreams - build a career and get married successfully.
An old gypsy fortune teller appeared literally out of nowhere.
Tenaciously grabbing my hand, she dragged me to the nearest bench.:
“Don’t rush, killer whale, if you listen to me, all your dreams will come true, if you do according to my word, you will be rich, you will become a big boss!”
Out of surprise, I was confused and obediently followed the old woman - after all, what she was talking about was so in tune with my cherished dreams and desires.
Features of a wedding in gypsy style
If we talk about a gypsy-style marriage ceremony, then it’s worth thinking about what it means.
Firstly, it is impossible to hold events without careful planning. Gypsies will require music, costumes and an appropriate script, which will have to be taken care of in advance.
Secondly, put your guests in the appropriate mood. It would be nice if those present come not in evening dresses, but in colored skirts and bright blouses.
A wedding stylized as a gypsy has a number of features that should definitely be observed.
Gypsies pay great attention not only to the wedding itself, but also to matchmaking. It is customary that the groom and his in-laws come to the bride’s house the evening before the wedding. There he hands his father a bottle of champagne covered with a handkerchief with coins.
If the father not only accepts the bottle, but also opens it, then the matchmaking was successful and the bride will get married tomorrow.
In this case, the bride and groom should also think about costumes. Of course, classic dresses and suits are not suitable. However, costumes can be made in several variations. The simplest, which is only a stylization, is a boho outfit that has distant roots with gypsy.
If you want a completely themed party, and not just a stylized one, then Aza’s gypsy outfit will do. This is a wide black skirt and a voluminous white blouse. It is worth adding bright makeup to it. For a man, classic black trousers and a red satin shirt, fitting slightly loosely and voluminously, are suitable.
Appearance
To recreate the appearance of a gypsy, it is enough to find a couple of bright scarves, skirts, massive earrings and jewelry, a fan, and a deck of cards. You can also use a black wig with long thick hair; it would be appropriate to add a bright flower to your hairstyle. Makeup in this look should be catchy - scarlet lipstick, black arrows on the eyes, bright shadows.
An important attribute of a gypsy is a large number of colorful skirts of different lengths, one on top of the other, and the hem of each skirt should be visible. For skirts, you can wear a jacket with lush frills and bare shoulders. Additionally, you can hold cards, a fan or a guitar in your hands if you are proficient in this instrument.
Gypsy at a wedding Part 1
A young gypsy woman walks, dancing and singing:
Stops in front of a young man:
Waving his hand, he approaches another: “Oh, young man, gild your pen, don’t be greedy! Don't look at my youth, look into my wise eyes! Well, why are you looking like I stole your cow? Yes, I haven’t stolen it yet, I haven’t had time! Gild it quickly, otherwise I’ll tell you such a fortune that you’ll spend the whole century looking for your happiness, but you won’t find it!” The guy gives money, but refuses to guess.
The gypsy woman takes the money and walks away: “Oh, thank you, oh, well done!” I’ll tell you my fortune later, you’ll listen forever, you won’t hear enough, if you want! And now I don’t have time, I need to hurry, to bring happiness to the young!”
He approaches another group of guests: “Oh, you, dear guests, are brave fellows! Smile at me, gypsy, don’t skimp on paying! Whoever gives how much money wishes the young people so much happiness! Now we will find out!
Collects money and goes to the table:
The guests answer in unison: “Yes, yes!”
Gypsy at a wedding Part 2
He takes the money and continues the fortune-telling: “And your eyes are bright
And you, beauty, will live to see deep gray hairs! But this won’t make it any worse! Children, listen, you will have five rubles. gave, there will be five, that means! And there will be five times five grandchildren and the same number of great-grandchildren! Thank you, dear, for your kindness and generosity! I will pray for you forever, I will protect your happiness! Gild it some more, beauty!”
The groom waves his arms and chases the gypsy woman away: “Enough, enough, get out of here. "
Gypsy at a wedding! Part 3
The gypsy woman addresses the groom:
“Where can I get a mother-in-law to buy a Lada?” Yes, so that no one will guess that the money is not mine. "
The gypsy woman is led by the arms to the exit.
Is it possible that the groom’s horns are showing?”
Shakes one piece of paper:
“Yes, for that kind of money, I would tell you golden horns, yes, what should I invent, or what, if they don’t exist?
Indignantly, he waves his hands, and looking around, shouts: “Tell me thank you that I am kind, and your wife is not greedy!”:
Yes, so that you don’t marry again! Yes, so you don’t get a divorce! Yes, may you get rich!
Yes, so that you don't grow old! Yes, may you smile forever! Yes, so you don't swear!
Source
Comic card fortune telling by a gypsy in verse
For the next fortune telling, you need to prepare cards with pictures and special items.
- Pictures in the deck : bath, car, kitten, compass, ring, wallet, playing card, tiger. One card must be empty.
- Items for fortune telling: a mirror, a baby's pacifier, a toy shoe or drawing of a boot, a simple card from a playing deck, swimming goggles, a toy steering wheel, a compass for children, a coin and a blank sheet.
Items and cards are placed in two boxes. The guests sort out the cards from one box, then the gypsy calls them one by one and, in accordance with the card he received, gives each item from the second box.
Gypsy words for fortune telling: comic fortune telling.
How to make a comic horoscope for guests?
Another option to diversify the evening and allow your guests to have a good laugh is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. To do this , dress up a friend in an astrologer costume . If you don't have the appropriate props, find large glasses and make a cap decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.
For the first day, it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs today have equal chances to have a great time . A forecast can be made for the next day for each horoscope constellation. You can call it “Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning.”
Aries . A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid’s arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.
Taurus . On the eve of your wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will still see this very coal and understand that everything is not as good as you wanted.
Twins . It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.
Twins
Cancers . Tomorrow you will need today's training. Now you will be crawling backwards for a long time from every glass you pour, remembering the hangover.
Lions . Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.
Virgos . I don’t recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.
Scales . Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount you drank.
Scorpios . Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, you will sting everyone around you the entire next day.
Sagittarius . Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.
Capricorns . In the morning, look carefully in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.
Capricorn
Aquarius . In the morning you will go visit again to continue having fun.
Fish . Don't fight like a fish against ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever didn’t like your behavior should die of envy.
You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.
If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain
If not, supplement the descriptions of the morning after the wedding day with representatives of the constellations with your text.
Unusual congratulations to the newlyweds on their wedding from a gypsy
If we think about having a fun, original and creative approach to the wedding party, then creating an original script is a must. Guests watch thematic events with special pleasure and excitement.
They can be either in the style of the wild west or gypsy fun. If we talk about the latter, then many people associate them with the most fun celebration of events. The gypsy wedding will not leave anyone indifferent, as will the entire celebration held in a similar style.
