Caring, that is, consideration for others, is the basis of a good life, the basis of a good society. Confucius All relatives and guests gather to celebrate the long-awaited wedding and, of course, congratulate the newlyweds in a memorable way. No wedding is complete without cheerful dancing, funny jokes and funny congratulations. Therefore, cool wedding gifts with sayings are a win-win chance for artistic guests to attract everyone's attention and be in the very center of the festive event.
An example of such a humorous wedding congratulation could be a basket of vegetables, the collection of which will not be difficult at any time of the year; all you have to do is drop by the farmer’s market.
Congratulations on the wedding - a bag of gifts
Gift options may be different, at your discretion. For congratulations, you need to prepare a small linen bag with items in advance. For example, you can give a wedding gift with the following lines of poetry:
Let's have fun, let's rejoice! Let the wine sparkle, we don’t have to be bored! At this super wedding, surrounded by super guests, let's have fun, and everything will be OK! Let's take a superbride and a supergroom And get the necessary gifts out of the bag!
Such a comic congratulation contains an element of mystery, since guests at the wedding do not see what they will give the newlyweds until the moment the gift is presented.
- I hand you a bag of grain, because from now on you are husband and wife.
- A glass of millet for the groom so that his wife will love him.
- We give you a nut so that children's laughter can be heard in the house.
- Here's some candy for you so that your daughter Svetka is born.
- We give you bagels so that there are rubles in the house.
- And here is drying, so that they don’t bite each other.
- Here is a loaf of bread for the bride, so that she knows the law of women.
- Here's an egg for the groom so that he doesn't go to the other guy's porch.
- We'll give you a bottle of wine, just don't forget your mother and father.
- I’m giving a barrel of wine to my son and daughter.
It is better to give wedding gifts for a reason, but to use elements of the show to make the holiday fun, bright and memorable. Comic wedding congratulation scenes should not take more than 5-10 minutes. You can come up with a dance or musical number, organize a performance with magic tricks, read a congratulatory poem with the participation of guests in disguise. In addition, gifts can be not only food, but also, for example, cutlery:
Not all the gifts were given, We were able to hide them a little, Now, of course, we will hand them over, And the first one will be for you a spoon!
You can start your speech with these words of comic congratulations at a wedding celebration.
- We give you a teaspoon to make your life extraordinary!
- We give you forks so that (name of the groom) doesn’t run to someone else’s milk!
- Here's a plate for you, bride, so that you can spin around like a squirrel in the house, and spoons for the groom so that your feet can walk along the same path.
- Here is a saucepan for porridge so that a daughter, Dasha, will be born, and a spoon to go with it, so that there will be a son, Antoshka.
- Here's a mug for the groom so he doesn't have to take his girlfriend home.
- We give you a mug so that you can love each other.
- I’ll give the groom plates so he doesn’t sit with other people’s girls!
When presenting comic gifts in a bag to the newlyweds, you can first make the following speech: We would love to give you everything you can dream of, but the size of our salaries allows us to give only what will take the first step towards this dream
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- Here's a diaper for you so that Alenka appears sooner!
- We are giving you a card so that your first son’s name is Vanechka!
- We’ll give you a piece of paper so you don’t run to Masha.
- We give you booties so that babies will be born.
- And here is a dummy for you, so that your little son can be the first.
- And also a vest so that Alenka can run around in the house.
- Here is a diaper for your baby. Here are some pants for your little boy. And handkerchiefs for my daughter’s sweetheart.
- We are giving you a balloon so that a boy, Alik, will be born.
- Here's a toy for Andryushka to go first.
- And here is a nail for you, so that your father-in-law will be your first guest.
- We give you a nail so that you will not be apart.
- And here, finally, is a broom, so that they don’t ask their parents for money.
- We give you soap so that you can have a nice life.
- I give you a washcloth to get you off to a good start.
- We give you a blanket to protect you from troubles.
- We give you a sheet so that you can live a fun and happy life.
- We give a log from the oven to keep hearts warm.
- We give you a vase so that you can make peace right away!
- I give a box of clay so that they will invite you to a christening.
- I’m giving you a box of beetles so that you don’t look at other people’s men.
- I give you a bowl of flour so that men will be born.
- I give you an arc so that you don’t go to another one.
- Here is a glass so that guests will come to you.
- Here's a comb so your wife can have a beautiful hairstyle.
You can end your cool wedding congratulations with the following words: “ That’s how much they gave you!” Well, now - Bitter!
How interesting it is to give 1000 rubles
You can give a beautiful and original thousandth banknote in the following ways:
1.) Unwind the roll of toilet paper completely, to the sleeve, screw a thousand dollar bill onto the sleeve, and wind the toilet paper back. Decorate with ribbon and bow. The intrigue is that the person being congratulated does not know what kind of surprise awaits him, but you need to hint that the paper is not simple, but with a happy ending!
2.) Exchange 1000 rubles into small bills, 10, 50, 100 rubles, the more the better. Place it in a paper envelope with the words:
Please accept congratulations on your happy birthday. A wad of money in addition, To become even richer! Fill your wallet so that your friend is pot-bellied!
3.) Two pieces of paper for 500 rubles each can be vertically pasted onto beautiful colored paper for creativity, and you can finish drawing little people: heads, arms, legs. Money should be held by the handles. And make a funny caption below:
– you and I are like sisters, forever! (to a friend) – Mom, I’m always with you! (to mom) - you and I are of the same blood! (sister, aunt, etc.)
4.) 1001 rubles. One thousand and one rubles, as in the fairy tale “1001 Nights”. Take any book, cover it with craft paper, write large on the cover, or print in advance: “1001 rubles. Instructions for enrichment." You can put a thousand dollar bill and a 1 ruble coin on the secret pages, you can put them in a small envelope so that they don’t fall out.
5.) A comic gift for a close friend – 1000 rubles. We buy any panties, bend the bill in half, secure it to the edge of the elastic with a paper clip:
I give you a panty so that you can be rich. Keep savings in them, For self-respect!
Cool congratulations in verse
A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize fun games, competitions and sweepstakes, and stage funny skits. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.
It’s a good sign for the family, So that the family hearth burns. But in life anything can happen - It burns, then it fades away. In order not to go out at all, we give matches in reserve. You are now a married man! Your bachelorhood is over, your festivities until dawn are over, now carry out your fast with your family. Think about a mug of beer less often, Now your main drink is tea! Well, of course, let's get down to business, If my dear has done something wrong, You can soap your neck once, So that it won't be disgraceful. And yet I wash it with love and lightly, Here are two fragrant pieces for you for these purposes.
Such cool wedding congratulations with gifts will add some life to your wedding scenario. And you can end the speech with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses: - Well, that’s all, the gifts have been presented, Let’s go back to the table, perhaps. But in the end, let’s shout bitterly: We want to see the kiss of love!
Give money with funny poems to a woman
I give you an envelope for good luck, you will become rich overnight! Spend them however you want to make your dreams come true!
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So that you can afford various pranks, I give you, beauty, cash from the bottom of my heart.
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So that there is enough for a haircut, spa, massage and manicure, I wish to be a magnet for only respectable bills.
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Honey, happy birthday! You are truly dear And your desires, wishes and dreams are “modest”
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And tired, in a futile attempt, To please your dream. We give for your cherished one, Better money for you!
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To be included in the Forbes list, I give you both euros and rubles! Don't spend it just on a coat, buy yourself a car with it!
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I’m giving a difficult gift, It comes with an envelope, but not an empty one. You will find several bills in it, Buy a suit that is haute couture!
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You've been dreaming about something like this for a long time, And I was looking for one like this for you, With the size so as not to miscalculate, I want to give you money!
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Allow me to make a contribution to the cherished dream fund. So that you quickly become the owner of the Cars, you are noticeable.
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Let my gift help you bring your goal even a little closer, The car is already waiting for you, The meeting is coming soon - believe me!
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We know you dream of buying a car, we will do our bit too. So that you have less time to save, we’ll help you a little with money!
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And the occasion is just right - your holiday, your birthday! Please accept congratulations and a small contribution, Bring your dreams closer to fulfillment!
Congratulations in verse on the presentation of money
For a new family, the most important thing you need is money, so congratulations on the wedding with the gift of money will be appreciated! And if the congratulations are also funny, they will be remembered and will improve your mood, and the donated funds will be spent by the newlyweds with pleasure! There are plenty of options to give money. This interpretation will be especially cool at a wedding after the loss of comic gifts.
Well, that's all, the gifts have been handed over. Let's go back to the table, I guess. But, in the end, let’s shout BITTERLY: We want to see the kiss of love!
The newlyweds kiss, and those congratulating them begin to move to their places. Suddenly they stop, remembering the main gift. After all, even comic congratulations on a wedding are not complete without presenting a valuable present - a traditional envelope with money.
Oh yes! We forgot one moment! We'll still have a present. We give you this envelope to replenish the family budget.
Today, money is a universal gift given to newlyweds. But to make everything look beautiful, it’s worth choosing a special way to give money for a wedding in an original way.
Funny congratulations, accept them, young people! Congratulations in words: Unusual, in verse! This issue has been resolved for a long time! We could give the Husband a blender to grind the fruit, and the Wife a screwdriver... Or vice versa? But the gift, to be honest, should be of interest to everyone, extremely important for both, and even necessary! We give newlyweds money - no other way! But regarding their spending, they are not rich in advice. Think for yourself, decide, What you need - buy it!
The presentation of a gift can be played out in an interesting way so that everyone remembers it. To do this, it is enough to take equipment, have the desire, and also perform a small stage action. The scenes could be as follows:
Awkward Guest
Take a large box, decorate it festively using bows and ribbons, and place glass jars in the middle. Heading towards the newlyweds, the guest should, as if by accident, trip and fall so that the box spectacularly flies out of his hands, and its contents break with a characteristic ringing sound. The donor quickly gets up, apologizes for the incident and says that the box contains instructions (an envelope with a cash gift), which he hands to the couple. Such a surprise prepared for the newlyweds’ wedding will be remembered by everyone without exception.
Money - poems for a gift
Today is your magical day, Even the shadow sparkles with happiness. The bride is as tender as a fairy, and the groom immediately becomes transfixed when he looks at her.
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Let us congratulate you and tell you everything will be great! Give you a cash envelope, and make a contribution to our budget.
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So that they live happily, beautifully, so that the soul sparkles with positivity. And every day was full of happiness, And bad weather did not touch you.
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So that you can please yourself with what you personally want. And let your soul shine with light, May you have more goodness and summer.
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Happy birthday! I want to wish you neither in desires nor in finances. Do not deny yourself!
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Money large banknote May it please you. Pamper yourself with the fulfillment of your wishes!
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Happiness is not in them, they say, But we always miss them. That’s why an extra banknote won’t hurt.
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And who said that money is evil? They are so nice to take and spend. Let there not be enough evil, to spite everyone, But there will certainly be enough money!
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You can choose what you want, What your soul lies to. Maybe you can put them in a pile and the piggy bank will save them.
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What if my gift will be able to become your assistant, in time to change something in your destiny.
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On your birthday we give wishes for Energy, goodness and prosperity, Good luck, pleasure and love, Accept another small envelope.
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Even if the money is not big, But in life it often helps a lot, And there is never too much money, Even a dream can come true!
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May there be strength and prosperity with you, May the Angel guard your long bright path, May true friends be nearby, And may Happiness be your reward!
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Congratulations on your anniversary, I will give you money, I know that you will find a worthy use for it.
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Everyone has their own life and their own needs. Money sometimes helps us resolve issues.
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I wish you that the envelope will not be empty, and that there will always be money in your wallet.
Poems for the gift of money
Today is a solemn day and we heartily congratulate you! You are so brilliantly beautiful, And we wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts!
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I know you have a dream, leave it for dessert. Be happy, friends, Accept a small envelope!
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A little bit of finance won’t hurt anyone. Receive as a gift from relatives and friends. Such a gift takes up little space and immediately gives rise to many ideas.
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You can buy a car, a yacht, a house by the sea for yourself, But don’t forget to attach our congratulations to the seaside on the wall!
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I give money in the bank And I give simple advice Don’t rush to spend it right away, For your big soul
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Take a long time to choose something, and then buy it! Let my gift please, Kindling the fire of dreams!
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I give money for the wedding, I know it will come in handy, so that you learn how to manage your budget.
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There is no such thing as too much money, Everyone knows this, And that’s why my gift is necessary and important.
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I wish that the family would have a common wallet, so that it would collect more money within itself.
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Even if you can’t buy happiness with them, I want to wish you that you know how to spend money and be able to increase it.
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Money, unfortunately, flows like water. Without a doubt, everyone always needs finances. So we decided to put the money in the envelope. There are only a few bills, but you can save them.
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I will give you today rustling bills, so that they always play an overture in your life.
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Let this money bring you only positive things, let your dream come closer, give you a range of prospects.
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Let them become the beginning of huge profits, I wish you simply excellent income.
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I am in a hurry to give you money on the date. I really want to help you financially. Big expenses await you ahead: Bricks for the garage, bread, watches.
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But let you not know these worries, So that you have money in your pockets all year! So that you have more friends than gold, then your life will flow more joyfully!
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Spend left and right, There is no reason to save, It’s all yours by right, All the stores are waiting for you!
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I’ll give you cash, So that everything will be fine, And you just have to smile, Don’t be shy in the store. Somehow I don’t dare to choose, You’ll buy what you really like. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, I wish you only the best!
We give you a bouquet of roses, It will not wither in the cold, It will not dry out in the heat, And there is no need for water. It will please you, It will come in handy - no question, Dear petals from a bouquet of roses.
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Attach banknotes to strings under the umbrella, roll up the umbrella, and wrap it in layers of gift paper to create a large cocoon.
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We wish you a sweet life and will give you chocolate. The chocolate is not simple, it has a golden wrapper. And the filling is expensive, but believe me, it’s not edible.
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We give a book for the soul and prosperity in the house, If you like to read (count) It will come in handy soon.
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We are laying out a path for you to get rich little by little. Every step is a great success, We give it to you with all our hearts!
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We give you a magic pot, for the budget it is medicinal. There are gold coins in it, and they are so heavy. We know: they will definitely come in handy, so that you don’t need anything!
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We are giving you a vacuum cleaner, give us a kiss! The vacuum cleaner is not simple, it has a big surprise inside.
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So that you have money, Like litter on a carpet, When the box is full, shake it out into the safe.
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And if the safe suddenly becomes full, then these garbage bags will save you from torment.
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Scroll through the calendar and make a wish. You tear off a piece of paper - buy whatever you want.
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We give you a house made of green pieces of paper, generously layered on a house for you. Take out the money one by one and buy something you need for your house.
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We're giving away a cash register that's packed to the brim. For the hero of the day to show off, don’t grieve about anything!
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Our hero of the day is not stingy, look at the table! But we give him a piggy bank, with love and soul!
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Hiding a stash is a difficult task. But it’s nice when you have a wad of money
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It’s better for you to quit smoking and start your life anew. Here is a Cuban cigar, so as not to suffer without smoke.
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So that you are always beautiful, your hair is irresistible, I give you a miracle curler, twist it for your curls. Whatever you want, buy it!
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A bit similar to option No. 5, the money is also rolled into rolls, tied with an inconspicuous thread. Place on a dish, on a lace napkin. Present it like this with the words:
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For my friend’s anniversary, I baked all night, I tried, Try the waffles quickly, They are so sweet!
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Take one, closing your eyes, Make a wish, Feel how crunchy it is! Eyes charm!
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Place money in a pack of playing cards. Dress up as a gypsy and tell fortunes to the hero of the day:
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- Hello, dear hero of the day! You're not old at all! Even if he’s half gray, Ay, no, no, what a man!
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- I’ll tell you fortune, give me your palm. Don’t be afraid, my sweetie. I'll lay out my cards, I'll show you my chips!
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– Here’s a gift from me, here it is, the deck of cards is yours! Hurry, put it in your bosom... And kiss me on the cheek!
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And in order to be on guard of order, carry a telescope, go hunting with it, shoot ducks, or keep an eye on the girls!
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And it’s time for us, our journey is long, Across the Indian Ocean, Wait for us to visit you in 10 years, Don’t get sick, our hero of the day!
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We are not empty-handed, With homemade gifts. We didn’t sleep the whole night, we rolled money into banks.
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The money has been well salted, it will be satisfying to spend the winter. It’s best to eat them with hot potatoes!
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2.) Exchange 1000 rubles into small bills, 10, 50, 100 rubles, the more the better. Place it in a paper envelope with the words:
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Please accept congratulations on your happy birthday. A wad of money in addition, To become even richer! Fill your wallet so that your friend is pot-bellied!
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I give you a panty so that you can be rich. Keep savings in them, For self-respect!
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The gift is not important, the attention is more important, and your beautiful smiles shine!
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The strongest, the bravest - 500 rubles for the cause. If they come in handy, take them, celebrate Defender's Day!
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Please accept our modest gift, but believe me, it comes from the heart. But we are eternally grateful to you, For our victory, freedom and life!
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Today we are giving everyone a New Year's tree, so that next year it will be more fun! (gift: Christmas tree made of small bills on a pencil)
We heartily congratulate you, We wish you all kinds of blessings, We present you with a cash envelope, Although we know happiness is not in money.
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Let this money fulfill even your smallest whim. Let him remind you for a moment how good life can be.
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This is the perfect gift And it is universal for everyone, Take money as a gift And buy whatever you want.
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Or save it carefully And multiply them a hundredfold, Or maybe even 1000 times, We will be happy only for you!
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We thought for a long time about the topic of what to give. And we decided that we will donate the amount of money, so be it.
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Choose a gift for yourself, so that it is to your heart. Let it be very bright, Look like a million!
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Happiness is not in them, they say, But we always miss them. That’s why an extra banknote won’t hurt.
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And who said that money is evil? They are so nice to take and spend. Let there not be enough evil, to harm everyone, But there will certainly be enough money!
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You can choose what you want, What your soul lies to. Maybe you can put them in a pile and the piggy bank will save them.
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What if my gift will be able to become your assistant, in time to change something in your destiny.
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Spend left and right, There is no reason to save, It’s all yours by right, All the stores are waiting for you!
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We hand you an envelope. Accept your capital. Buy yourself what you want. What I've always dreamed of!
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And let happiness not lie in them, But we know in fact, That money in life is somehow more fun.
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With them we are more confident As we look at a new day, we are not too lazy to transfer money.
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Let the money be spent, But it does not decrease, May you always have enough of it in your life.
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Let this income only bring you joy, And attract money to you, So that your pocket is not empty!
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We decided to give you a gift Not dishes, not crazy kittens, We modestly put a colored stack of money in an envelope.
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I give you cash to make your wish come true. You can safely spend it or go out in style.
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May my paper gift bring joy in life. Let the bill stick to you and never lag behind.
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Envelope with financial luck Brings prosperity to the home. After all, money means a lot to everyone, everyone needs it at a holiday!
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Let them not have a deficit, After all, money is a ladder to dreams, So let life always help you in the whirlpool of destinies.
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And we will add luck to them, And it will not let you down, So become richer, You every day and every year!
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They wanted to give you a painting, but they thought, what if it already exists? Then there were arguments about the car and there were countless proposals!
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We’ve decided, we’ve had enough questions, We’re already tired of reasoning, And we’re giving this money simply, So that you can choose everything for yourself!
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Let there always be money in your pocket, Let your income grow by leaps and bounds, So that you can always live luxuriously and richly, And never need money!
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I hope that my little gift will help you in this difficult matter! May it bring you dividends, May your home be full of prosperity!
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I make my modest contribution to your endeavors. Let my present help you make your dreams come true.
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These bills will only bring you benefits. Apply for any of your adventures.
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Here, accept money as a gift, This is a drop of a dream, Let it help a little Reach for the star.
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You will spend them on desires, on pleasant moments, and let them bring you positive money as a percentage.
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In case you are dreaming, I will give you money. Let them become an important part on the path to dreams, prosperity, happiness.
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Even if they are needed in business, And they will multiply quickly. And they will bring you wealth, Help you enjoy life!
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Happy Birthday! And accept this pile of money as a gift, so to speak, for the mood!
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Happy birthday, there is a gift in the envelope. Choose whatever you want, Let every day be bright.
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I wish you light, joy, laughter, happiness and smiles! Don't worry, don't be sad, and don't get angry because of mistakes.
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I will give you as a gift I have money in an envelope, There is nothing more useful, you believe me.
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I hope this money is enough for your dream, I want to wish you to spend it wisely.
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They will say that happiness is not in money, Guests are tactful to me, I agree with the guests, Happiness is in their numbers.
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I wish that you always have enough of it, And with money, your life becomes happier.
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Let my gift help you come closer to your goal. After all, I want to make my contribution to your personal budget.
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Let the purchase be a joy and bring pleasure. And the accumulated amount will lead you to your plan.
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Our gift is the best. Money is success: And self-confidence, And order in the head!
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Accept my gift quickly. As you know, everyone needs banknotes. After all, with them the world is cheerful and bright, And they fulfill all desires.
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Let this envelope, of course, be used for whatever you want. So that everything is successful and successful, So that your dreams finally come true.
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We thought for a very long time what to give you on the holiday, and finally decided on what we should invent
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It’s easier to live in the world with money, All dreams come true with it! I give you these bills, you know what to do with them!
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Let only your purchases and renovations bring you joy! Let them say, money is not the point, They are the basis for many things!
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This will be very useful for the family budget. Money will not let you down, it will scare away all problems.
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We know very well There is no better gift than receiving an envelope on a good holiday.
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Kind and beautiful by nature. Please accept bills from us in an envelope.
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Congratulating you today, We would like to present you with an envelope. And with all our hearts we wish ourselves to buy something useful.
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Even if the amount in it is not large, it cannot build a house or a garden. But we know one thing for sure. You don’t use it lightly.
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Let valuable papers not weigh down your wallet. And it will be a joy for you to put the envelope into action.
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Money, unfortunately, flows like water. Without a doubt, everyone always needs finances. So we decided to put the money in the envelope. There are very few bills, but you can collect them.
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Let them bring their dream closer. Give yourself joy. I wish you a quick walk through the banknotes.
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I will give you today rustling bills, so that they will always play an overture in your life.
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Let this money bring you only positive things, let your dream come closer, give you a range of prospects.
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Let them be the beginning of Huge profits, I wish you simply wonderful profits.
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My gift, undoubtedly, is necessary and practical, I will give you money in an envelope personally.
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May it please you with cabbage greens, May your wallet not be empty.
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I will give you magic money, They will attract wealth to Your house. A thousand, five thousand of their girlfriends, They will quickly bring them with them.
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Prosperity and wealth, That time will appear. I wish your life to be comfortable!
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It’s nice to rustle with these pieces of paper, It’s very cool to buy something with them, You can hum coolly, cheerfully with them, When they’re in your pocket your soul asks to sing.
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Accept it quickly, take it and run, I wish you many discoveries with them, I wish you to return with wonderful purchases, and you can enjoy the joy from them to the fullest.
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I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, I wish you all the best and health. May everything good come true on this day, and may life be successful and luxurious.
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And to make it easier to fulfill a desire and turn a cherished fantasy into reality. Then I ask you to remember my gift and make my dream come true with the help of money.
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They say that money is evil, There has been no happiness in it for a long time. Here is our modest gift Already in a cardboard card.
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Or in moments of happiness, the gift will become valuable, and even if they don’t smell like anything, they will attract good luck to the house.
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I wish you happiness, great health and love, be kinder to everyone, live with an open soul!
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Spend them wisely, my friend, don’t throw everything away, get pleasure from your acquisitions!
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Buy yourself whatever you want, so that everything blooms in your soul. So that your wishes come true, so that your health does not fail.
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All wishes cannot be taken into account, Anything can happen, May my gift be useful to you in life.
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I wish to be able to dispose of it boldly, in case it was complete and lacking in happiness.
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I, of course, am not a magician, And I’m not an extroverted genius. Maybe I’ll act trivially, I, by handing over this envelope.
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But in such a decision I rely on you. You are a dreamer. In general, I don’t strain myself.
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I’ll say in addition to everything: good health, good luck. Buy what you need yourself and something for the soul to spare!
