Comic predictions of a gypsy woman for her anniversary
Comical predictions of a gypsy for her anniversary.
How to diversify the holiday and make it more fun? There are many ways. And one of them is the gypsy woman’s comic predictions. On an anniversary, such predictions can be made to a man, a woman, or all guests. We have written approximate comic predictions for you that will help you beat this moment. All you need to do is dress one guest as a gypsy and give her the text.
I am a fortune teller in the three hundredth generation! I have all the strength and skills! Don't give me any hints. I’ll find it myself, And now I’ll point out the hero of the day!
I see from your face that you are leaning toward wine. Don't drink a lot of wine, pour yourself some vodka. And then in the morning you won’t have a headache.
Let me look at your palm. Oh, what do I see! I'll tell you now! I see that you will have a lot of happiness! I see your car. I don’t understand - maybe it’s an eye? I see you go to work, and you find someone else’s wallet. Your boss is the owner of that wallet, you will return it to him for a large sum! And a spark will run between you, And this will be your destiny! And then I’m sorry, I can’t say. I'm not used to guessing for free! Do you want to know the continuation? Come see me at five sharp. Take some money with you, and gild my pen!
Fortune telling for a man's birthday.
A gypsy woman enters the hall. She approaches the hero of the day and says:
My dear! How good you are! What a great guy you are! As soon as I walked in, I immediately saw your bright and pure aura! Do you want me to tell your fortune? Yes, for free, almost for nothing - for a glass of vodka!
The gypsy woman drinks a glass of vodka and continues to wonder:
Your name (name of the hero of the day). It means that you are (meaning of the name). I see that you always love to do something. Help others. Your main task is to be useful to others. But you also like to relax. You especially like (listing the hobbies of the hero of the day). I see that you are the life of the party. That your friends love you and are proud to be friends with you. I see that women don’t deprive you of attention either. And they prepared such a gorgeous bouquet of flowers for you! (the gypsy takes out flowers and gives them to the hero of the day) Sorry, dear, I can’t say anything more. If you want to know more, then come to me when the seventh star lights up in the sky. And then I will tell you everything about you!
And the next fortune-telling by the gypsy is universal. It can be arranged for both men and women.
“Gypsy in Love” (anniversary celebrant)
(Name of the hero of the day)! soul! How good you are! You bloom like a scarlet rose! But I still won’t recover from chondrosis.
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Apparently you didn’t recognize me, beauty? I was in love with you three times! Once - when I was still in school. Then I dreamed about you at night!
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- And another time - when you were getting ready to get married, my left leg was paralyzed. Otherwise I would have stolen you, dear. You were the only one so beautiful!
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And I fell in love for the third time, When I was treated in a sanatorium. When I saw you, (name), my heart ached!
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Well, I almost forgot again, When I was in a hurry to come to you alone, In the neighboring camp I bought a horse, (name), for you!
Paraphrases about different things
- 25.10.2018 04.11.2018
Characters:
- gypsy Aza - a woman in gypsy attire
Props:
- fake fortune telling cards with wishes. You can use regular cards and stick wishes on the front side. You can create, print and laminate your cards with wishes and any decor (for a corporate party, for example, cards with the company logo are suitable. For an anniversary - with a photo of the hero of the day and his family members in the form of kings, jacks and queens)
Dancing, the gypsy enters the hall and addresses the guests:
Good afternoon romale. I am the gypsy Aza, I came here directly to you by order. On the table, oh, piles, oops, oops, stacks. That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this one is mine!
I wanted to tell you what kind of obsession I can tell you fortunes for a reward. Gild my pen, just don’t be scared, you won’t find a better Aza, don’t even try!
Anyone here who wants to learn about luck and love, come to us one by one, just have some money ready!
Aza takes out cards and invites the guest to choose the one that is looking at him.
Card meanings
Distribute the cards by face value and suit as you see fit.
And I’ll look into your eyes - I see luck in them, Because this time, It can’t be otherwise!
Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
And I’ll tell you this: Smile, dear, Because with your smile you are very beautiful.
And you know exactly what tomorrow will be - Monday (if today is Sunday).
Gypsy Party (scenario and competitions)
Ready-made scenarios for indoor and outdoor quests: ⇒ Quests for children (up to 10 years old) ⇒ Quests for teenagers (up to 16 years old) ⇒ Quests for adults (over 18 years old)
The crackling of a fire, a guitar, the pattering of horses' hooves... The camp sets off, as always, at dawn. Tomorrow there will be new lands, new cities, and only the wheels of the wagon will still creak in the road dust...
The imagination paints such a romantic picture of gypsy life. In our stuffy offices with a clear daily routine, we are very far from this way of life, but sometimes we can allow ourselves to fully feel all the delights of nomadic life. For example, organize a gypsy party! This holiday is ideal if you want to celebrate your birthday in nature, go out with friends to barbecue, or celebrate some event in the courtyard of a private house. But you can decorate a party in this style indoors. And rest assured, the fun will flow like a river, because the free gypsy people know a lot about it like no other!
And the gypsy daughter follows her beloved at night. Invitations
To let guests feel the scale of the upcoming celebration and feel the atmosphere, make bright invitations. To do this, you can make invitations in the form of parcels from aged paper. To make aged paper, you need to dip A4 sheets in a strong coffee or tea solution and then dry them. Such an invitation will not only look like a page from an old book, but also smell nice. The sheet then needs to be rolled into a tube and tied with red ribbon or twine.
Step-by-step instructions on how to artificially age paper:
Congratulation sketch for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”.
A woman, better, who knows how to speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking to see the hero of the day, that it’s a matter of life and death. He asks to accept it quickly. A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you... and your name in the great Mayan language means...
Ready-made quest scenarios ⇓
- dancing without hands - couples begin to dance without touching their partner’s hands. Couples swinging opposite each other will look funny. - we dance with our hands on our partner’s shoulders - during moving music, both partners’ hands should be on their shoulders. - dancing on one leg - here also turn on rhythmic music and let all couples quickly move to the rhythm of the music on one leg. The winner is the best couple of the gypsy camp, who will complete all the tasks of the leader and last the longest on the dance floor.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
I’ll scatter the deck, Spades, diamonds, and clubs, Let me tell the people what happened in her life
I’ll spread out the deck, the same suits, the same clubs, and from those suits I’ll find out what she will have in life
In the past there was a wedding, a feast like a mountain, Yes, there are countless guests around. A wedding that is called gold I have it in my deck!
There was a Moskvich, or a Zhigulenok, I see a light color; The first was the second child, both sons, no doubt.
Let's give someone a thrashing, So that she has a plane, Let's say, let her pay reach Kasyanovskaya!
But in this case, we would also get something!
The invitation abroad was to sell them their intelligence. But then their moneybag should marry her.
Everything is fine with her here too, her husband is not easy! It’s gratifying for me to say then, She lives somewhere near Moscow!
She has a big house and is equipped with everything she needs. This means that the card told me that there is no reason for her to leave.
Children are her joy, the guys are brave, no matter where! We need to wait for our great-grandchildren, and then we’ll talk!
To all childless people, one child, that slogan has been put into practice! The main thing is that each of them should be endowed with a vest!
Where will we settle the generation, and where will we get housing? The main thing is that she has some desire in life!
You can’t count the happiness in your assets, And you can’t count the merits! There is happiness in the future, And there is merit too!
Let's collect all the cards together, in a pile so that one is one at a time, The hero of the day should live for at least two hundred years!
Ready-made quest scenarios ⇓
Another option is to write an invitation on the back of a tarot card. You can format the text as a prediction: “you are destined, good fellow, to have fun until nightfall on the banks of a fast river (or in a manor’s house).” Just be careful what kind of fortune-telling card you use so as not to scare your guests with the gloomy symbols on it. It is best to take the one with the Sun - it prophesies well-being. Or use the usual format of playing cards and, of course, for dear guests, choose the card suit - chirva. ♥
Tabor goes into the sky. Decor
The ideal solution for holding a gypsy party would be an open area, for example, some picturesque river bank or forest edge. A private house and cottage are also suitable. Of course, in the cold season you will have to be content with an indoor celebration, then you need to choose a larger hall.
Our main task is to decorate the place so that it resembles a real gypsy camp. It is worth defining its boundaries. To do this, simply stick dry sticks around the perimeter of the plot of land you need and stretch a clothesline between them. Hang colorful scarves, scraps of bright fabric, and shirts fluttering in the wind on it. If you have the opportunity to get sheaves of hay, then it would be wonderful to make an armchair, sofa, table out of them - all this will give your clearing a cozy look of a lived-in place. The main colors in the design: red, beige, black, yellow.
It is also necessary to think about evening lighting. After all, gypsies are a nomadic people and evening gatherings with a guitar and songs around the fire are an integral part of their culture.
Scene “Gypsy Fortune Telling”
You will be incredibly lucky: You will go pheasant hunting, And you will bring home a wild boar - The freezer is full until spring!
Finding no reason for this, Buy yourself a car! Finding no reason for this, you will sell it a little later!
While stocking up in the store, you will find five hundred rubles in the basket. Put them on your phone and there will be a festive ringing!
One day, when you go to work, you will say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!" The boss will call you, you’ll fire them, you’ll say: “Well, so what!”
Running past the shop windows, you will exclaim: “Dear Mom! I want this bullshit!” And you'll go broke.
The moment will come. Everything will get boring to the core. And embroidery. And TV. And an ottoman. Take up belly dancing!
And a long youth awaits you, a cycle of pleasant travels. You will see the whole world and more than once, so save your money now, right away.
Blood will beat in your veins, Great love awaits you. And happy at the same time, Choose who you need.
A long line of luck - There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands, And all this without deception, Pockets full of money.
My advice for you is this: Always keep your tail up, If you don’t miss the moment, You will be our President.
You will soon become rich, Because you will find the treasure, Just don’t yawn for too long, Start digging tomorrow, Don’t rest for a minute, Dig all 24 hours a day, You will dig for three months, And then you will swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy, then this is my advice: Eat three kilograms of salt And a big bag of sweets, Then drink it with vodka, You will be happy, even if it kills you.
New Years corporate party
He stands in the corner, although he has not been punished, and the President is shown for him on New Year's Day. (TV)
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Why is New Year knocking on the door? What could happen? (bell broke)
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The door opens, a Gypsy woman comes in (a man in a wig, in a colorful skirt - sew shreds of various colors onto an old skirt, with a bag in his hand).
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The letter K is for a fan named either Kirill or Kozel, but in any case you can cuckold him.
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I see a dacha in the Canaries You have a long line of luck I say without the slightest deception So that I don’t have full pockets of money
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Oh, I’m guessing, I’m telling fortunes, I’m telling the whole truth. You’ll be the Big Boss, you’ll gain 60 kilograms!
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After the audience has named the body parts, the gypsy calls one at a time to the center of the hall. Takes out soap bubbles (store-bought or homemade).
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And he leaves. Not even a couple of seconds pass before Santa Claus flies through the door with his snowy granddaughter. Santa Claus wears a sun cap instead of a hat.
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More precisely, I myself was a gypsy at our New Year’s corporate party, and presented funny forecasts for the next year.
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I highly recommend reading up on what and how the gypsy guessed, and in what form it should be presented at the party.
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2. You will be invited to the program “The Smartest” for adults - as a participant. If you read the right books, then you will act as a presenter.
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5. For good work you will be given a personal bonus from the Minister of Finance. The main thing is that the minister does not find out about this.
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7. For your birthday, you will be given a hen that lays golden eggs. The most important thing for you is to see it in time and not fry it.
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8. It’s time to play sports - a loved one will tell you and give you dumbbells. As an attachment to your gift, feel free to ask for a full training set and a Nike tracksuit.
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9. You will get a valuable idea on how your company can increase profits. But be prepared for the fact that you will have to implement it! Do you need it?
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10. Next fall, go to Yalta for the Chrysanthemum Ball. You will return from there a completely different person.
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12. Think about your talents. If you have been entertaining friends so far, now is the right time to make money from it.
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13. Write a new draft regulation on corporate ethics in your company - both management and colleagues will be grateful to you.
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15. The number of times you give a gift to those you love, the same number of times you yourself will become happier. So do it!
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With wishes of only happy predictions and predictions, your Evelina Shesternenko.
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Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
Presenter: Attention, attention! A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet Master of Magic and Gypsy Sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya Black! Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company! Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future. I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Podhady, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything: what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate... Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of their mother-in-law , for some - the birth of another child, for others - a move, for others - a promotion, etc. After the fortune telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and health of the hero of the day. The gypsy then performs a gypsy dance, inviting the “First-class gypsy.”
Ready-made quest scenarios ⇓
Organize a photo zone. The best background for photographs will be a real wagon, wagon, cart, or their dummies made of foam plastic and cardboard. Of course, all this should be hung with fringed scarves, beads, garlands, coins, wooden objects, musical instruments - a guitar, tambourines. You can also decorate the photo zone with wildflowers or dried flowers, fruits and berries.
You can also use a beautiful stylistic image of a gypsy cart printed using large format printing to decorate the photo zone.
In the center of the lawn you need to arrange a place for a fire that will burn brightly throughout the holiday. Place a large cast iron pot on the fire - you can cook or fry treats for guests on it.
Spread large bright blankets around the entire perimeter of the party venue - it will be very pleasant to lie on them, singing along to the guitar. You can have a picnic and eat while sitting on these blankets, or you can set up a table and wooden benches for these purposes. It is best to use simple, unbreakable utensils, for example, stainless steel or even wood. If you decide to use disposable tableware, then buy brightly colored tableware. If the choice falls on ordinary white porcelain dishes, then make sure that the napkins, tablecloth and other accessories are bright in color - preferably red. But in general, since gypsies are nomadic people, all the cutlery on the table can be completely different.
Finally, the most interesting and striking design detail is the fortune teller’s tent. Under a canopy of colorful fabric there should be a round table, decorated with flasks with “potions”, dried herbs and ancient magical tomes. In the middle of it, of course, there should be a magic ball, looking into which you can see the future. Hire an animator who will play a fortune teller and languidly ask you to “gild” her pen. Guests will definitely be curious to take part in fortune-telling using coffee grounds and listen to what the Tarot predicts.
Black eyes, passionate eyes. Dress code
Roma clothing should be elegant, bright, even provocative. The easiest way is to go to specialized stores to rent a suit, but you can do it on your own - just look in your grandmother’s closet.
