Many people love fortune cookies. And not so much because of its delicate texture and vanilla taste, but because of the funny phrases on the pieces of paper inside it. After all, they are able to bring a smile and laughter even when you are not in the mood at all.
Such a dessert would be especially useful for some holidays to entertain guests. For example, when entering the house, everyone is given the opportunity to express their wishes, and a glass of hot mulled wine. Or hang the cookies on the Christmas tree like toys - in this case, it is better to make them colorful by adding a few drops of food coloring to the dough.
This is also a great gift idea - you can bake the cookies yourself and put them in a gift box. Or buy ready-made ones in the store, but in this case you will not be able to choose the wishes that suit the occasion. And the store-bought ones are not very interesting.
Therefore, I offer you a simple recipe for making dough, and in addition, predictions for all occasions - birthdays, New Year's, children's, love, funny, in poetry and in short phrases.
You need to print the appropriate ones on an A4 sheet and then cut out along the contour.
Predictions for cookies with humor and jokes
Are you expecting a fun company to visit? Amuse them with delicious, aromatic home-made pastries with comic predictions. This greatly cheers up even those who are not in the best mood.
You'll get rid of a bad habit AND gain two new ones.
Let everything in life pass by except health, money and intimacy.
The luck you're looking for is in another cookie.
If you have a headache, just press a sea ticket to your forehead.
So that stupid people do not infuriate, but amuse.
Life like a zebra? Be more cunning - You reached the white stripe - both along and along.
Even if there is a butt in life, Find some beautiful lace panties for her.
Soon you will find a man with whom you will while away the winter.
Are you running out of patience? Reinflate.
Are you tired of pursuing your dreams? Feel free to lie down and lie in her direction.
If your conscience torments you at night, try sleeping during the day.
Are things not going your way? So, it’s none of your business, let them pass by.
If you cannot be a star in the sky, at least become a lamp in the house.
If you did something wrong, but there is no feeling of guilt, then you did everything right.
It’s better to shoot, reload and shoot again, than to shine a flashlight and ask “who’s there?”
When on Monday the boss says: “Well, let’s get to work!”, The main thing is not to think that this is a toast.
Queens are never upset. When they are sad, they simply execute someone.
It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
There are a lot of other people's nerves in the world - there's no point in worrying about your own!
Don't agree with the team? Become the boss. Let them try to disagree with you.
Don't be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. The Ark was built by an amateur, while professionals built the Titanic.
Short congratulations on Teacher's Day
The whole school is celebrating Teacher's Day today, Congratulations are heard here and there, success and good health in everything, we wish all teachers from the bottom of our hearts.
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You bring the light of knowledge to children, There is no more important profession in the world, May God grant you health and joy in everything, May your home be a full cup.
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Teacher, we always take your example as an example, You are the personification of light and goodness, We tirelessly draw knowledge from you, Please accept congratulations from us on this holiday.
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Teacher - always sounds proud, We love you, appreciate you, understand you, On this holiday, please accept our words of gratitude, We wish you good health and good luck.
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You are gradually leading us to the land of knowledge, Your lessons are going well, We congratulate you on Teacher’s Day from the bottom of our hearts, May happiness and luck come your way.
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October is dropping golden leaves, Everyone is happy to congratulate teachers on the holiday, Be happy, never lose heart, May fate always be favorable to you.
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Please accept congratulations, dear teachers, May all worries disappear from life, May you have career growth and health, Be surrounded by care and love.
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You are a source of light for us, We ask you for wise advice, Dear teachers, please accept congratulations, Work with enthusiasm and create.
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With all our hearts, with great excitement, We congratulate you on the holiday with great excitement, We sincerely wish you a beautiful life and inspiration.
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Our dear teachers, Please accept congratulations on this holiday, May God grant you happiness, joy, goodness, Receive only inspiration from your work.
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Golden leaves are falling from the trees, It’s time to celebrate Teacher’s Day, Always be happy in everything, Let your home be a full cup.
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The October coolness is blowing outside the window, Today we sing an ode for teachers, We wish you good health, happiness, May all bad weather pass by.
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The whole country celebrates the teacher's holiday, Accept the words of gratitude, May your life be like a fairy tale, May all your sorrows be forgotten forever.
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Let me congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, Our dear teachers, May all your dreams come true, May luck always accompany you.
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The teacher was the main one at all times, He was respected, appreciated, loved, We can’t do without you, Happy holiday to you, our dears.
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You are the main guide to the land of knowledge, Our dear teacher, Today is your holiday, accept congratulations, Always live in joy and happiness.
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Today there are beautiful bouquets and words of gratitude for you, Happy holiday to you, dear teachers, Live in joy, do not be discouraged, Greet every day with a smile.
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For your invaluable work, we say thank you, And we would like to sincerely congratulate you on the holiday, We sincerely wish you health and happiness, May no bad weather come into your home.
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You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone, our dear teachers, God grant that all your wishes come true, that you are lucky in everything, always.
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Our kind, beloved teacher, you are like a guardian angel for us, We sincerely congratulate you on this holiday, we wish you luck and good luck.
Cookie wishes for the new year 2022 for cutting out
New Year's holidays are the best time to bake these cookies. After all, they perfectly create a magical mood, charge you with positivity and fun. Prepare several boxes for gifts for friends and family.
In addition, you can decorate your Christmas tree with them. To do this, tie them to bright ribbons and hang them on Christmas tree branches.
We offer the best texts of New Year's predictions on pieces of paper, which you can print on A4 sheet and cut along the contour.
If you sit on the sled, the whole year will pass like in a fairy tale!
If you smear your butt in honey, there will be a sweet life in the New Year!
Love affairs will accompany you all year.
Next year will be a time of pleasant changes for you.
Fate will test your strength, but the reward will be generous.
Your hopes and plans for this year will exceed all expectations.
Luck will help you get through difficult times.
Next year you will be able to afford whatever you want.
You will live easily all year - Eat, drink, and sing, without worries.
You will be cheerful and energetic, so the whole year will be great.
Believe me, this year brings you a lot of news.
You will be very lucky - Fate will give you a surprise.
You, friend, will avoid any hassle this year.
Your health will become stronger, your second youth will come.
Next year you will have many romantic dates.
The coming year will be the beginning of a long path to success for you.
Hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
Next year you will receive the sweetest rewards that you deserve.
Prosperity will knock on your door.
There will be joy and good luck with big money to boot.
We promise that you will live all year long only with the phrase “Lucky”!
Wealth and success await you, as well as the sonorous laughter of children.
Next year, watch your step, Then you won’t be able to go astray.
There is a lot of happiness ahead of you, and a long road awaits.
This coming year will bring you profit in money.
New luck awaits you. There will be an addition to the family.
It will be a cheesy year for you. But don't forget about excess weight.
Short funny congratulations on Teacher's Day
Each teacher gets an iPhone, Louboutins on her feet, a crown on her head! I wish you health, beauty, love! Happy Teacher's Day to everyone today!
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Teacher's Day is a wonderful holiday! I want to sincerely wish you Happiness in your life, general and private, a sea of blessings and health - high five!
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Let the children delight you with their obedience and diligence every lesson, and let the management recognize your undoubted merits. New achievements, new heights and more good students!
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On a wonderful Teacher's Day, we do not regret warm words, you honestly deserve Respect and love!
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May all wishes and gratitude from us sound for you on Teacher's Day for all your efforts!
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Happy Teacher's Day, I hasten to congratulate you, wish you happiness and health, and say that I carry your image in my heart, forever and with love!
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Recipe 3
You will need:
- 2 egg whites;
- 4 tsp. water;
- 1/3 cup sugar;
- 1/2 teaspoon starch;
- 1/2 cup flour;
- 3 tbsp. l. vegetable oil;
- vanillin;
- 1/4 tsp. salt.
Step 1. Beat the whites (for 10 seconds to start), then add vanillin and vegetable oil. Continue whisking until the mixture begins to foam slightly.
Step 2. Pour sugar, starch, salt, flour into a second bowl, add water. Use a mixer to obtain a homogeneous mass.
Step 3. Continuing to beat slowly, pour in the whites. The result should be a fairly thick mixture. At this time, preheat the oven to 180 degrees.
Step 4. Grease baking paper with butter and spoon the dough onto the paper. Bake for about 10 minutes.
Step 5. Press the fortune into the cookies, using the rim of a mug to shape the cookies into the desired shape (see recipe 1).
Step 6: Place the rolled cookies in the muffin tin and bake for another 5-10 minutes. Ready!
Comic New Year wishes on pieces of paper, short
When you figure out how to make cookies, a new problem arises: what to write on a piece of paper with fortunes. You will have to gather all your will into a fist, strain your imagination, come up with or choose something original, and perhaps understandable only to you and your loved ones.
Funny wishes, cheerful holiday greetings, tender or romantic texts are suitable. For a noisy party with friends, you can write funny predictions on paper and put them in the finished cookies, for example:
- You won’t be full with just one cookie – eat more.
- What are the predictions? I'm just a cookie. Save!!!
- They're keeping us in a hot oven!
- Want to know what the future holds for you? Send free SMS to number 8552673.
- Sorry, the meat is in another dish.
- What a country, they even talk about baked goods here.
- If you’re not in the mood, ask another cookie for wishes.
- Take a funny photo with me, I love being photographed so much.
- This is a fortune cookie prediction.
- Packed 11/27/2017.
- Tasty? Ask the chef how to make the same cookies.
- Call the police immediately! We are being held hostage.
- And why is the neighbor on the right smiling so sarcastically?
- Oops, you ate the wrong cookie.
Best wishes for Mother's Day in your own words
With all my heart and soul, I congratulate you today on the most important holiday in the life of every person - Mother's Day! May your life be full of happiness and smiles, may every day bring only positive emotions and memories, may every moment be filled with joy and fun! I wish you love, health and warmth.
Happy Mother's Day! I wish that every day is filled with happy smiles, cheerful family ideas, good news, strong hugs, kind words, sincere conversations, interesting hobbies and the ringing laughter of beloved children. Be the most wonderful mother for your most wonderful children!
Mommy, kind, gentle and radiant, I congratulate you on the holiday, Mother’s Day! May this day once again remind you of my love, give you tender hugs and words of gratitude. I wish you only health and long life. May despondency never befall you, and may your eyes never know tears. Always remain as beautiful, young, sensitive and caring. Know that you are my best!
The very first word that caresses the ear for the rest of your life. The most gentle and caring hands. The kindest and most sympathetic heart. On Mother's Day, I want to wish you, dear mother, true happiness, long life, excellent, good health, understanding and devotion in the family. May tears never run down your cheeks, and may pride for us, your children, burn in your chest.
Mommy, I congratulate you on Mother's Day! This holiday is full of warmth, because all the children of the world congratulate the most dear people in the world - their mothers! It is not without reason that they say that mother is a conductor between God and people, because it is thanks to her that everyone is born. I want to wish you great happiness, good health, never get sick or grow old! Know that I will always come to your aid and help you cope with any situation! The main thing is to smile more often, because your smile is the best incentive, it gives everyone around a good mood!
You rocked me in the cradle, gave me love and home comfort, quietly prayed, asked for something and cried quietly, did not reproach me. Thank you, my mother, for everything: for your care, for your support in difficult times, but also simply for your great love. Happy Mother's Day!
Tasks for the New Year's cookie competition instead of wishes
It will be a lot of fun if the New Year's cookies contain not only typical predictions, but also pieces of paper with tasks for a fun competition. You can make some fortune cookies and some task cookies. Examples of inscriptions for task cards could be:
- Sing a song.
- Tell a joke.
- Do 10 squats (or other exercises).
- Name three cities starting with the letter A (or another letter of the alphabet).
- Say a tongue twister without mistakes, for example: “A dry road during a drought.”
- List three items you have in your bathroom (or anywhere else). You have five seconds.
Happy Teacher's Day! Short congratulations, poems, SMS,
Thank you, teachers, for your kindness and understanding, for your wise words, the science of life, the purpose of knowledge!
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You were our guide during our meeting with the primer. You helped us open the world, write and be friends with books!
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You can’t measure all the gratitude, As well as our funny pranks! We wish you health and joy, Please take care of yourself!
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In life, we know, there will be all sorts of trials, But you left a mark on everyone’s heart.
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We thank fate for the fact that we are so lucky in life, that you led us by the hand, to the beginning of our adult journey!
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You warmed us all with your generous hearts, You tried to make us kinder. You raised - now in retro style - Good and sympathetic people.
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Thank you for your work and for your knowledge, for the soul that you invested in us. We wish you recognition, health and happiness in the idyll!
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We love you! Both for appearance and for soul. And for being patient and wise. You know how to forgive. Love and listen. And for the fact that you are always right in everything.
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To everyone who, having told us the secrets of discoveries, Teaches us to achieve victories in work, To everyone who has the proud name of Teacher - A low bow and warm greetings!
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Unnoticed, we have become adults, School years are flying by quickly, These days have now become the past, There is no way to bring them back.
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Thank you for the word, for the science, for the hard work of mastering the basics, for that call that foreshadowed separation, for the bright moment and the eternal call of the heart.
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It will pay off, the work of the teacher, We are grateful to you for everything! Having opened such an amazing world to us, you have opened the souls of your temple!
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Believe me, we have become better, more honest, and purer in soul. Everything you taught us at school, We will carry with us throughout our lives!
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And the world would probably be worth nothing without golden people like you. All the years you have been at work, there is no rest - In the name of life. Childhood. Kindness.
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We thank you for your patience and work, Thank you for your kindness and affection, After all, all your lessons are just a fairy tale, Thank you from the bottom of our hearts!
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Farewell, our teacher and friend, We wish you health, happiness, May all bad weather pass you by and there will be only peace around you!
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Our first teacher, How grateful we are to you for everything! And for the first lines in the notebook, And for maternal warmth.
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Happy Teacher's Day! Short congratulations, poems, SMS, wishes for the holiday.
Wishes for teachers
We express our wishes to teachers with love and from the heart, from the soul, we wish you health.
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So that every school year brings only joy, Plans for all important lessons, All easily implemented.
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Accept the wishes from us students, May all your wishes come true easily.
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So that all teachers are given a salary increase and don’t have to be burdened with extra hours without measures.
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What can you wish for teachers? Of course, the first thing is health, so that you are always respected and treated with love.
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You give your whole life and soul to the school, you invested in us, and sparing no effort and nerves, you taught us to think.
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With a shudder we remember our first lessons. How painful it is at times, They were taught with reluctance.
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But the teacher came to the class. Everything turned upside down. Suddenly interest awoke and we were filled with love.
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We will not stop wishing teachers success and victories. Achieve great heights with us, win everything at the Olympics.
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Forgive us, teachers, for all the insults and disappointments. And for the cruel words that we say, we later regret.
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The teacher opened the door for us, To the land of all knowledge and discoveries. The teacher opened our eyes to the world of progress and development.
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Thoroughly, scrupulously, The topics will be “chewed” for us all, Repeated if no one understands, So that no one can fall behind.
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The eyes burn with love for children And the relationships match, Our teachers are wonderful And everyone must admit this!
Universal Predictions
1. Wait a little, and the next day will bring you unexpected, long-awaited joy.
2. You aimed for a long time, but made a mistake. Your shot hit the wrong animal. However, this is your prey, just try to appreciate it as much as possible.
3. Your soul is a mysterious crystal that receives light, but gives off only a cold shine.
4. Soon the person for whom you will be the main value in life will certainly appear in your life.
5. Your heart is full of coldness, you feel only emptiness. This cold can only be melted by someone older than you.
6. Bad weather is raging around. But your home is very cozy and warm.
7. To avoid feeling so lonely, help others reach the top too.
8. You offer a glass of wine to a stranger. After drinking it, he will know true happiness, because in this glass is your love.
9. You think that this year you had an excellent chance, but alas, you missed it. But you just need to rejoice at your failure. An even better chance awaits you soon.
10. A person who is very close to you sometimes causes you great pain. But know that if he had not been so close to you, the pain would have been much stronger.
11. The more you hunt for big money, the further it moves away from you. Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will certainly come to you on its own.
12. Twilight is more important to you than a bright day, because... light rarely shines through your windows. On the next night, an unusual person will come to you, who will illuminate your home with his presence.
13. Expect good luck from the West, but remember - the West does not like strangers. Show less pride and be careful in your actions.
14. You suffer, sighing for a distant star. But this star is you yourself, and somewhere someone sighs, looking at you.
15. The “grain” you sown a year ago will come up during the waning moon. The harvest is expected to be very rich, the main thing is to make sure that no one tramples it.
16. People have tried unsuccessfully to light a fire more than once. You arrived and the long-awaited fire flared up instantly - here it is, the hour of your triumph has come.
17. After 5 months, 5 weeks and 5 days, something will happen that will radically change your whole life.
18. You looked after the tree for a long time and persistently, and finally it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches bend under their unbearable weight - it’s time to reap the well-deserved harvest.
19. The one who gives you a nice gift first in the coming days knows almost everything about you. It is he who will lead you along a long, difficult path, but only the two of you can reach its end.
20. You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams. Step aside, carefully consider your dream - it is next to you.
Short congratulations on Teacher's Day
Teachers bring us light through life, support us, believe in difficult times, instill in us love for the Fatherland, and invest their knowledge in us.
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We wish you success in the difficult task in which you have long found yourself, We also wish you to believe in the power of knowledge, to love science and to teach lovingly!
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The eternal word is teacher, Let it always ring in life, Congratulations to everyone today, Loving Teacher’s Day.
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World Teachers Day is rich in wishes. Today, teachers, you are in the spotlight.
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Congratulations on your holiday Today, young and old, Greetings are heard in different languages.
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For knowledge, science, for good advice, “Thank you” to teachers! We will tell the whole planet.
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On Teacher's Day, let's congratulate everyone who has been teaching us for a long time. And we will give you gifts - This is how it is, May your wisdom be passed on to all generations of children, so that they are smart and kind, and honor their fathers and mothers!
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Every day, pairs of eyes are in front of you, You carry topaz in a hundred thousand phrases in simple and understandable words of great wise knowledge.
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And on Teacher's Day, carrying bouquets With a shy smile on our lips, we would like to say that your wise advice will remain in our hearts.
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We congratulate the teachers, we say “thank you” to you, we wish you kindness and patience, you need this!
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You have become family to us, We have the wind in our heads, Congratulations and wish you to be tipsy today!
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And how much patience he shows on this difficult journey! We are sincerely grateful to you for this! May God guide your path further!
Predictions on cookie sheets in verse
- Let this year not be an easy one, Let it pass like a white streak. Don't expect huge changes: All failures are behind you.
- In its year, the snake promises intrigue, and there will be changes in your personal life, service will be stressful, but this will not scare us!
- What alignment do you expect from the planets? Fate will surprise you with a gift! There is no point in sleeping more at work, fate promises you a magical meeting!
- Santa Claus will give you a cotton wool beard, a fur coat, a new vacuum cleaner, and a huge salary.
- A year of success and new successes, easy solutions to difficult problems awaits you! Great achievements and good laughter, we know that fun is certainly not a hindrance to hard work.
- Leave your sorrows behind last year, throw away worries, resentment, misfortune. Only health, success and happiness awaits you in the New Year!
- Fate will make your hand rich and send you a huge payday! Or he will throw his wallet... And all this in the very near future!
- A rattle and a diaper... The Year of the Child awaits you! Everyone has different trials - birth or upbringing......
- Love will color your days and they will become sunny. Your whole life in spring, winter and summer will be illuminated with wonderful light.
- So many adventures and a lot of thrills await you, But everything will end perfectly, and soon you will have a clear life!
- From now on, you will continue to become more and more beautiful and younger!
- And a lot of household chores and household chores await you. But in love and in your personal life, everything is going great!
- The hairstyle, style and appearance will surprise us all so much.
- You will effectively join the cream of society this way. Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor.
- You, my friends, will continue to burn with new creative work. But you won’t burn your wings, take care of your health!
