Congratulations to a gypsy woman on her anniversary

Gifts for the hero of the day from the gypsies

- Here’s a bottle of wine, red, sparkling. Drink this wine. You’re your great-granddaughter at the birth.

- And now I give you this talisman, May it always be with you. Until your old age. (gives a branch of bay leaf).

Gypsy: Ah, now all the dear guests, We get up to dance, congratulate the hero of the day.

Gypsy: Our dear hero of the day, And now accept the cards as a gift from us. These cards are not simple. If I need to tell fortunes, bring them to me again. I'll tell you your fate, I'm telling you the matter.

Gypsy prediction options

1. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen. 2. Wow, dear, I see you’ll be a big boss: you’ll gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wow, dear, be on your guard: avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden one, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today’s table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today you may have a tendency to be alone with someone! 8. Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate! 9. Come on, handsome, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.Vai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work 11.And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12. I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run after beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls! 13.Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring! 14.You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep! 15. You will sleep sweetly, curly, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17. There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan! 18. Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. 20. Prepare for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On my neighbor's belt. 22. Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales 23. Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me a beer, you will become a wife again. 24. Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!

Comic birthday fortune telling

So greet us, Welcome Guests, friendly. We offer a new toast, everyone needs to drink wine!

Gypsy 1 (for the hero of the day). How long have we been waiting for you, waiting! We don’t dare to pour it without permission!

Gypsy 2. Here is a knight of the cross. He has come to you and orders you to receive him. He became your favorite. Does the map tell the truth?

Gypsy 1, You always stood your ground, And even now your gaze is stubborn. But it came in handy in life. Do the cards tell the truth?

Scenario for the miniature “Gypsy Fortune Telling”

For this fortune telling, you need to choose a woman to play the role of a gypsy or invite an artist who can embody this image. A suitable stage costume is also required - a fluffy multi-layered skirt, a colorful shirt, beads and jewelry in abundance, a colorful scarf and always long black hair (a wig will do).

The fortune teller should come out to the guests to the song “Gypsy Girl,” dancing as she goes and lightly hitting the tambourine. Her task is to go around each guest, ringing a tambourine, as if trying to feel the aura of each person.

Scenario: gypsy at a wedding, comic fortune telling.

Stopping, the gypsy says:

I’ll tell you fortune for good luck, I’ll show you the way to prosperity. And bad weather will pass you by, If you start listening to the gypsy. Now I’ll guess fate, Let’s see who will be happy, Who will have a hard time, And who will be lucky in love.

Before the fortune telling begins, the fortune teller stops the tambourine over one of the guests.

Having chosen a guest, the gypsy addresses him:

Tomorrow you get up in the morning - your head will start to crack. This means, dear friend, you have had too much since the evening. You drank a lot of wine, or drank something stronger. So listen, old man: If you drink, you won’t have the strength.

The second person to whom the gypsy tells fortunes should be a beautiful young woman.

The gypsy woman addresses her with the words:

And wonderful luck awaits you, You will meet a generous husband. And you, beautiful, charming, will be the envy of your girlfriends. Together with your loved one you will go on a long journey. You will never part with him, so thank God!

For the next fortune-telling, a middle-aged married man is chosen, preferably with a wedding ring on his hand.

The gypsy woman says to him:

It seems that I have found a married man, someone who rarely spoils his wife. So tell me, please, how long has it been since you made her happy? If you want to continue living in harmony with your wife, buy her a gift, don’t be stingy, and you will be happy.

The gypsy then moves on to the next guest - a young, seemingly shy man.

She stops near him and says:

Oh, who we met! This husband is fooling his wife. He doesn’t give all of his income to his wife. Try, my dear, to be more honest with your wife, Otherwise, all your deception will make her more harmful. Your wife will run away from you with resentment to her home. You will remain an angry, lonely man.

The last guest is the boss, to whom the gypsy says:

I see the main man sitting here, We are forever grateful to him! The big boss always has a headache for every worker. We are grateful to you, our boss, for your work and labor, the highest awards in the world, your merits will bring you.

“Gypsy in Love” (anniversary celebrant)

(Name of the hero of the day)! soul! How good you are! You bloom like a scarlet rose! But I still won’t recover from chondrosis.

Apparently you didn’t recognize me, beauty? I was in love with you three times! Once - when I was still in school. Then I dreamed about you at night!

And another time - when you were getting ready to get married, my left leg was paralyzed. Otherwise I would have stolen you, dear. You were the only one so beautiful!

And I fell in love for the third time, When I was treated in a sanatorium. When I saw you, (name), my heart ached!

Well, I almost forgot again, When I was in a hurry to come to you alone, In the neighboring camp I bought a horse, (name), for you!

Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary

Presenter: Attention, attention! A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet Master of Magic and Gypsy Sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya Black! Applause!

Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company! Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future. I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Podhady, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything: what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate... Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of their mother-in-law , for some - the birth of another child, for others - a move, for others - a promotion, etc. After the fortune telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and health of the hero of the day. The gypsy then performs a gypsy dance, inviting the “First-class gypsy.”

Presenter: I heard from one of my friends that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Addresses the gypsy woman.) This is probably not true?

Gypsy: Wow, you're right! It's all true! Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what... (Goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) Here is that young man, handsome and handsome, thinking about what a delicious salad the mistress of this house prepared, and his wife would make such a thing won’t be able to... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what a good person the owner is... (Approaches the third, etc.)

Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by drawing a lucky or unlucky ticket.

Gypsy: And I know such fortune-telling! I have tickets. Padhadite, dear guests, kind people, pull out the great pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true...

As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or newspaper clippings pasted onto small pieces of paper.

Gypsy (after the divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late at work... Hello everyone! And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity! I’ll drink a glass on the way to the hospitable owners of this house and to their guests!..

Presenter: Thank you, Lyalya, for coming to see us!

“Yes, gypsy, that’s right, it was” (to the hero of the day)

You hear? Some noise was heard at the door. The gypsy camp will be happy to congratulate you on your glorious anniversary!

Pour the wine, black-browed ones, Let our feast be more joyful. Here are the young gypsy girls Appearing at our doors!

Chorus: Well, what can I say, what can I say. That's how people are built. And we will celebrate the anniversary today together.

Gypsy women: So greet us, Welcome Guests, in a friendly manner. We offer a new toast, everyone needs to drink wine!

Gypsy 1 (to the hero of the day): How long have we been waiting for you, waiting! We don’t dare to pour it without permission!

Gypsy 2: Wait, don’t rush, friend, drink this liquid now. Come out, dear, to the center of the circle, the gypsies will tell fortunes for you!

Gypsy 1 (shows a deck of cards): Here is a deck of fortune telling cards, take one for yourself. I'll tell you, beautiful, there was something in your destiny.

Take off the first card and quickly answer: “Yes, gypsy, it was true, but I forgot about it!”

Here is the six of hearts - The suitors stood in a row, They were driven crazy by the girl. Do the cards tell the truth?

Gypsy 2: Here is a knight of the cross. He has come to you and orders you to receive him. He became your favorite. Does the map tell the truth?

Gypsy 1: You always stood your ground, and even now your gaze is stubborn. But it came in handy in life. Do the cards tell the truth?

Gypsy 2: Pour the wine quickly, Let it sparkle in the glasses. There is a reason, and we drink very friendly, So that everything turns out well!

Gypsy 1: We wish you miracles and good luck, many faithful, devoted friends. We cheered you up on your wonderful anniversary!

Scene “Gypsy Fortune Telling”

You will be incredibly lucky: You will go pheasant hunting, And you will bring home a wild boar - The freezer is full until spring!

Finding no reason for this, Buy yourself a car! Finding no reason for this, you will sell it a little later!

While stocking up in the store, you will find five hundred rubles in the basket. Put them on your phone and there will be a festive ringing!

One day, when you go to work, you will say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!" The boss will call you, you’ll fire them, you’ll say: “Well, so what!”

Running past the shop windows, you will exclaim: “Dear Mom! I want this bullshit!” And you'll go broke.

The moment will come. Everything will get boring to the core. And embroidery. And TV. And an ottoman. Take up belly dancing!

And a long youth awaits you, a cycle of pleasant travels. You will see the whole world and more than once, so save your money now, right away.

Blood will beat in your veins, Great love awaits you. And happy at the same time, Choose who you need.

A long line of luck - There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands, And all this without deception, Pockets full of money.

My advice for you is this: Always keep your tail up, If you don’t miss the moment, You will be our President.

You will soon become rich, Because you will find the treasure, Just don’t yawn for too long, Start digging tomorrow, Don’t rest for a minute, Dig all 24 hours a day, You will dig for three months, And then you will swim in wealth.

If you want to be happy, then this is my advice: Eat three kilograms of salt And a big bag of sweets, Then drink it with vodka, You will be happy, even if it kills you.

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This number is good for the New Year, but you can also perform it for an anniversary, going around guests. The largest paragraph is for the hero of the day, the rest is for the guests.

Oh, my handsome one, why are you looking at me like a cat at sour cream? Do you think I will deceive you? I’ll tell you, my dear, this: when you drink, you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.

And your thoughts, my clear falcon, are not good, oh, not good! Don't you know what's in your head? So I'll give you a hint! Better yet, I’ll show you! (Further depending on the situation, impromptu).

Gypsy: Good evening, gentlemen. I am a gypsy Aza, I came here directly to you by order. On the table, oh piles, oh oh piles. That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this one is mine.

Birthday hero, dear, I see you are happy. How many friends are nearby, you'd rather pour them all!

What can I tell you, gentlemen, I am glad to meet you! I will dance for you all long evening.

The bracelets on my hands are slowly clicking, And all the men are touching me by my skirt. Say na ne, na ne, na ne, I am not an obsession! I can tell you fortunes for a fee.

You, my handsome man, will have all your dreams come true, and your heart, my dear, will be filled with happiness.

Give me your right hand, or maybe your left, I will always do anything for my friends!

1. You will live well, bathe in luxury, and you yourself will know with whom to enjoy for a long time.

2. And I’ll tell you: smile, dear, because with your smile you are very beautiful.

3. And I’ll tell you, go for it! And you won't miss! Happiness is nearby, don't yawn! You'll run into him soon.

5. You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, then it will be fun and there will be no boredom.

6. Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, but good luck awaits you, and love will come to you.

7. There are three lines on the hand with lily petals: this is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you.

Ay na ne, na ne, na ne. Oh, Aza is leaving, and he’s leaving his business card for you.

Oh, you winter nights, everything is covered with frost, you call sometimes, I’ll come to you then!

Good people, I will try to surprise you. And I am surprised by the fact that I can predict the fate of everyone. Whoever of you guesses the riddle will know his fate.

The gypsy woman approaches the one who guessed the riddle and begins the fortune telling with him. Then he goes around other guests.

You will be fat and ruddy, you will breed geese and chickens. The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly: “Smoke break! Serve dinner, wife, And a bottle of wine!

If you want to be happy, then this is my advice: Eat a kilo of salt and a big bag of sweets for breakfast. Then drink it with vodka. You'll be happy for the life of you!

Your life will be happy and long. With a color TV, with a white Volga, with a yacht flying in the azure waves. With bronze tan on strong shoulders.

Pots of cabbage soup, vegetable vinaigrette, jellied meat from offal and compote from dried products are waiting for you. Well, it's time to reveal the secret: So, you'll become a cook!

If you don't turn out to be a sissy and a crybaby, then life will give you brand new bucks!

My husband will buy earrings and fashionable boots, he will wear them in his arms and won’t ask for half a liter!

When you wake up one day, you see Prince Charming on a white horse in the window. With a smile, he will pick you up in the saddle, lovingly, And he will rush you off to distant lands.

There are many ways and things to do in the world, But always be yourself! Then the wide road will not become a narrow path!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery! Run, hurry up! If you buy a bag of tickets, you'll win a shoe lace!

You will soon be very rich. Be known throughout the area as a millionaire! Because you will find an uncle in America who will leave you an inheritance without even looking!

The following news has come to you: There is no salty food today! And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth. After all, everyone in the world knows that children are born from salty foods!

In order not to get bored, you need to sing and dance. Don't sleep at all at night, entertain good people. If people are happy, you will become a pop star!

There are many miracles in life, The road is wide! But just try to sit on your horse!

A gypsy woman can predict not only on cards or read fortunes by hand, but also have a bag with predictions in the form of small pieces of paper rolled into a tube.

Fortune teller: You haven’t changed at all, Just like 20 years ago, It’s as if you’ve just come down from the mountains, Fresh look, and cheerful look. Tell the fortune teller how you are, Managed to maintain the beauty of your face, figure Maybe I should quit smoking

And now I’m tired, My legs and back are aching, Guests, haven’t I bothered you? I'm completely, completely alone. Don't kick me out, I'll tell you fortunes. You pour me more often, I will sing to you and dance.

Of course, the Birthday Boy answers: I’m giving this wallet as a gift, let your dreams come true, my friend.

Fortune teller: My inner voice tells me that there is something interesting in the closet for the hero of the day:

The closet opens, gypsies (children of guests, dressed up and grimy) jump out, surround the hero of the day, and begin to beg for money:

Gypsy children: Give me a penny, everything will be ok, Give me a tenner, You will live sweetly, Give me a hundred rubles, And don’t get sick, Give me a thousand The hero of the day gives the gypsy children money, they rejoice and dance.

I am a cheerful fortune teller, I don’t ask for a lot of money, I know the whole truth about you. I’ll tell you for a chervonets!

Give me, people, I’ll tell you fortune, Give me the cards, Give me a hard coin, I’ll tell you the whole truth!

• Oh, flowers, beauty, you love. They'll give it to you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!

Well, guests, don’t shout, Why, “It’s bitter!” doesn’t sound, The groom wants to kiss But he’s shy and silent! Bitterly!

Ladies of the older generation have an excellent sense of humor, cheerful disposition and self-irony. Remember the delightful Faina Ranevskaya with her biting jokes!

In the company of teachers, jokes about welders will be incomprehensible; at a festival, where the average age of guests is 50+, some youth jokes will not be appreciated.

One guest is required to dress up as a doctor. A white robe, a cap with a red cross on the head and a large enema in hand are required.

My dears, I ask you to help me fulfill the wishes of the beautiful lady. Pull tasks from the bag and make your wishes come true.

When the guests have completed the tasks, Hottabych should say: “Oh, precious birthday girl. I have another gift, a wonderful oriental dance! But it won’t be me who will dance it, but your guests.”

The chicks gather together and show that they are laying an egg. They take out a gift packaged in the shape of a large golden egg.

So that the birthday girl can receive a gift, All guests must get up from the table, You will dance the dance, let it be bright. Then the chickens will give the birthday girl a gift.

Everyone dances happily to energetic music and receives Kinder surprises, and the hero of the day receives her own surprise. You can also beat the gift if you give money.

A well-prepared mini-skit will be received much better than a long and poorly prepared one.

The presenter congratulates the birthday girl and says: “Now these three fishermen will catch the Golden Fish for the hero of the day. And the fish will fulfill numerous wishes.”

The fishermen are wearing family underpants on top. They take fishing rods, turn their backs to the guests and show by their appearance that they are fishing.

The second fisherman does the same and his underpants also come off, underneath there is paper and the inscription “So that’s it.”

You can use your favorite Russian folk tales from childhood, as well as new modern ones.

They bring a mirror (as tall as a queen), it is covered with a cloth. The queen takes off the veil and sees her reflection (In fact, this is only a mirror frame, and another person is standing behind it).

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Gypsy: Ay, no, no, no, no, give me some money, And then give me your hand, I’ll tell my fortune a little, Look, you live in harmony in the world, Everyone really needs you at work, Without you, nothing is the same There's no way around it.

(a camp of gypsies comes out from behind the scenes and sings a song in chorus to the tune of “Fashion Changes Every Day”).

Well, what can I say, well, what can I say, This is how people are designed, We will celebrate your anniversary, Of course we will all.

Here is a bottle of wine, red, sparkling. Drink this wine. You are at the birth of your great-granddaughter.

And our last gift for you is a miracle ribbon (puts a ribbon on the hero of the day, and many gold coins are glued to it). We give the ribbon for happiness, for good luck.

Gypsy: Ah, now all the dear guests, We get up to dance Gypsy: Our dear hero of the day, And now accept the cards as a gift from us. These cards are not simple. If I need to tell fortunes, bring them to me again. I'll tell you your fate. I'm telling you the truth.

I see from your face that you are leaning toward wine. Don't drink a lot of wine, pour yourself some vodka. And then in the morning you won’t have a headache.

Good afternoon romale. I am a gypsy Aza, I came here directly to you by order. On the table, oh, piles, oops, oops, stacks. That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this one is mine!

Anyone here who wants to learn about luck and love, come to us one by one, just have some money ready!

Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!

And I’ll tell you this: Smile, dear, Because with your smile you are very beautiful.

And I know for sure that tomorrow will be Monday (if today is Sunday).

Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts

Be you, beauty, Tomorrow morning you will be a star, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me some beer you will become a wife again.

Wow, dear, be on your guard, avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick!

Your boss at work will wink at you with his right eye. But don’t even think about it, he’ll file a report on you!

A rich admirer will invite you to nature. He has 6 acres in his garden and a beetle is gnawing on potatoes!

Problems with your eyesight may soon await you: Don’t see troubles, don’t notice fools!

Your health line will take you far! We would look for the end, but my wife would kill us!

I see that the Queen of Spades is interested in you! He is selling his apartment to buy you a Mercedes!

Giving birth to eight children a year? This is impossible! Oh, you're not married! Be careful!

You will find a treasure in the apartment, it is in the wall where the wardrobe is. Well, if you don’t find it, update the interior!

You will receive the inheritance of your seventh cousins. A house in Paris, a villa in Nice and some islands!

They say that mutual love is subject to all ages! Every year now you will fall in love until you are a hundred years old!

You've been thinking for a long time about who to marry down the aisle: At seventy-four, you'll finally get married!

I see the house is full, it’s almost overflowing! To make my fortune-telling come true, pour a strong glass!

There will be friends around you today. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan.

A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You'll search all night, and in the morning you'll find it on your neighbor's belt.

Endless distances, unknown distances are waiting for you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!

Your husband will become an oligarch, he will take you everywhere, but he will turn into an engineer if you nag!

Your husband is a secret overseas prince, in order to disenchant him, When the children are all asleep, you need to kiss him hard!

There are three lines on the hand with lily petals: This is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you!

Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, But good luck awaits you and love will come to you.

Fate will prepare an unexpected gift for you: That from now on, after drinking, your head will be clear!

Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, liver, tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see. ..ahhh herring!

Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain fruits by the evening!

Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.

We are a little jealous of your health, Romala. I see you dancing the hopaka at your grandson’s wedding!

You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, It will be fun then, And there will be no boredom.

After finishing the fortune-telling, the gypsy invites all guests to perform the gypsy dance with her.

Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what calling you and your name means in the great Mayan language

I’ll scatter the deck, Spades, diamonds, and clubs, Let me tell the people what happened in her life

I’ll spread out the deck, the same suits, the same clubs, and from those suits I’ll find out what she will have in life

In the past there was a wedding, a feast like a mountain, Yes, there are countless guests around. A wedding that is called gold I have it in my deck!

There was a Moskvich, or a Zhigulenok, I see a light color; The first was the second child, both sons, no doubt.

Let's give someone a thrashing, So that she has a plane, Let's say, let her pay reach Kasyanovskaya!

The invitation abroad was to sell them their intelligence. But then their moneybag should marry her.

Everything is fine with her here too, her husband is not easy! It’s gratifying for me to say then, She lives somewhere near Moscow!

She has a big house and is equipped with everything she needs. This means that the card told me that there is no reason for her to leave.

Children are her joy, the guys are brave, no matter where! We need to wait for our great-grandchildren, and then we’ll talk!

To all childless people, one child, that slogan has been put into practice! The main thing is that each of them should be endowed with a vest!

Where will we settle the generation, and where will we get housing? The main thing is that she has some desire in life!

You can’t count the happiness in your assets, And you can’t count the merits! There is happiness in the future, And there is merit too!

Let's collect all the cards together, in a pile so that one is one at a time, The hero of the day should live for at least two hundred years!