Funny New Year's scene about blondes
Participants must speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas.
1 Blonde : Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here? 2 Blonde : Waiting for Leshy 1 Blonde : Why wait for him? 2 Blonde : Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it is - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now... 1 Blonde : And where is he? 2 Blonde : At the hairdresser... at Zverev's 1 Blonde : Is this the famous hairdresser? 2 Blonde : No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work... 1 Blonde : Oh 2 Blonde: What? 1 Blonde : Your hair is black! 2 Blonde : Pull it out faster! 1 Blonde : Yes, I was joking.. 2 Blonde : Fuck you.. By the way, here’s Leshy. Leshy comes out in super new clothes, accompanied by music. 1 Blonde : Listen to the latest fashion... 2 Blonde : Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world.. Leshy : Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen? 1 Blonde : Great... 2 Blonde : Now I’d like to teach you how to dance... Leshy : I can do tectonics... 1 Blonde : Something already, show me...
You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes. The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands
Holmes : Watson, I think this is a man's sock.. Watson : How did you guess? Holmes : Elementary! Size is too big. Watson : Do you think it cannot belong to a woman? Holmes : To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock. Watson : Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going? Holmes : Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there... Watson : Shall we go too? Holmes : For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.
