Muslim birthday greetings in prose
Allah has granted you one more year of life.
Happy birthday and with all my heart I wish you not to waste a minute. I wish you to meet every day with faith and a kind smile. I wish you to follow the right and blameless path to your happiness. I wish you peace of mind and generous love of the heart. May the Almighty protect you and give you strong strength for good deeds, for conquering the heights of life. Happy birthday. I wish you good health and great happiness on your life's journey. And may your journey be long, long. I wish you sincere faith, friendship and love. And may Allah send every day the opportunity to do something important and good. May your life be full of wonderful moments and smiles of dear people.
Happy birthday to you, may the Almighty hear your prayers and give you happiness, love and joy. May everyone in your family be healthy. I wish you prosperity and prosperity. May Allah protect you!
Happy birthday to all of you with my kind heart. I wish that Allah does not leave you in the dark, I wish that everyone in the family is healthy and loved by you, I wish that ringing native voices sound in the house and cheerful laughter is heard every day. On this birthday, may your soul take a course towards good actions and happiness. I wish you peace and help from the Almighty in good deeds.
Happy birthday! May you be able to follow your heart, live according to the laws of the Koran, do good deeds and think only positively. May the sincere care of your loved ones, strong faith and love of Allah warm you.
I wish that Allah hears all your prayers, that your home is comfortable and filled with smiles that illuminate every corner of it. I wish bright people on your path, so that they come to visit with bright thoughts and kind words.
Happy birthday! May Allah grant you many years of love and joy! We wish you warmth, beauty, health and good luck! May your family and friends be healthy! Let good deeds become a tradition in your family!
May Allah send the light of love and joy to your heart on your birthday, may you be destined for many, many years of a happy, kind life. Congratulations and wish you peace, harmony, prosperity and attention of loved ones. Do not break the covenants of the Koran, take care of the good person within you, love your family and do good deeds.
I send you good wishes on your birthday from the bottom of my heart. May Allah send you another year of glorious and happy life and may this year bring even more good deeds, even more sincere smiles, even more hugs from loved ones, even more trembling experiences on good occasions. I wish you peace and harmony, love and friendship, faith and hope, prosperity and warmth.
Happy holiday! I wish you that peace and harmony reign in your home, that there is light in every corner of it, that Allah takes away all adversities and troubles from your family. Let there always be many guests, friends, and only loyal people who believe in you.
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Eastern Congratulations and Happy Birthday Wishes to a Young Man
Ancient folk wisdom says: “When we drink, we talk a lot!” This rule was born in ancient times among the peoples of the East, famous for their hospitality and special wine drinking rituals. It is from them that the tradition of toasts, a special genre of table eloquence, originates.
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Eastern toasts carry the wisdom of centuries and the vast experience of the inhabitants of the East. These toasts are distinguished by their beauty, sophistication and subtle humor. Some oriental toasts are several hundred years old, but they still remain relevant.
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The ability to drink is not given to everyone. The ability to drink is an art. The one who drinks wine without thoughts and without feeling is not smart!
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At the market, a little boy stood with a basket of goat cheese and shouted: “Who wants good cheese, come here!” To me! Good cheese! “Swear by your mother that your cheese is good,” said the buyer. - I swear by my mother. My grandmother herself told me: go to the market and sell cheese. It is no longer good for us, but good for sale.
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Let's start with the shortest and most popular introductory toast in the East: “God, give us your blessings.”
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It was once said by a sage: beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top. Because if you gape, she will sit on your neck. Men, if you have neck osteochondrosis, don’t let it go, treat it.
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The ability to drink is not given to everyone. The ability to drink is an art. The one who drinks wine without thoughts and without feeling is not smart.
Let's start with the opening toast popular in the East: “God, give us your blessings.”
The mountains are a great way to preserve age. Those days spent with guests do not count. I propose a toast to you, dear guests, for your spiritual generosity, because today, without knowing it, you extended my life!
It was once said by a sage: beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top. Because if you gape, she will sit on your neck. Men, if you have neck osteochondrosis, don’t let it go, treat it. and most importantly, take care of your eyesight. Your vigilance guards the boundaries of personal sovereignty!
Dear Givi! I drink to your coffin, made from a hundred-year-old oak tree that I planted this morning!
Don’t lose your charm, Don’t be sad about the passing years, Look how much attention there is from friends who come to you.
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Everyone with gifts, kind words, Everyone walks towards you with love. Happy birthday to you dear. Everyone congratulates you so sincerely!
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To have more love in life, Preferably several times a day! So that all women love you and warm your soul and bed!
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Happy Birthday and I wish in life that all the problems and worries were like a microbe!
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And more laughter in life, So that the size of an elephant There are joys, successes, And love to know in full!
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What is a birthday? Cake, candles, congratulations! The guests are drunk at the end, All with lipstick on their faces!
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Oh, what a pity, today I won’t be able to be with you, But I’ll congratulate you via SMS, Be beautiful and lovely!
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I wish you red girls, To drive the blood through your veins, Various wines, vodkas and sherbets, What love on an empty stomach!
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Let the fun of the fairy tale splash, And let everyone understand the joke, I won’t make eyes here, Good luck in life awaits you!
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Let the vodka flow over the edge and the tables break! Celebrate your birthday like the best balls!
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Let the girls always fly to you, We wish you happiness and goodness, So that you can do everything in the world!
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Everyone knows that men don’t cry, Even if adversity is fatal, But at heart, a man is a boy, Who dreamed of long roads.
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Find the mischievous boy who looked at the world differently. He was running around in short pants, He was cheerful, desperate and brave.
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We wish you today that the world becomes the same as in childhood, that the sea is knee-deep again, and the same brave heart!
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We address your birthday wishes to you: To be a brave fellow, to win in any struggle, To be a wise leader, always looking for a compromise, To be stronger in your decisions than the strongest rocks.
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We also wish that love will find you, warm you with its warmth, and give you two wings. So that she is mutual and your only one, so that life with her becomes brighter, so that life becomes fuller.
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And we wish you health, without it you can’t go anywhere, so that we can only add strength and wisdom to the year. Be happy, be successful, always be yourself, so that anyone can envy your success!
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I sincerely congratulate you today on your birthday celebration. Let hundreds of blessings fly to you, Surrounding you with happiness and magic.
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Let there be a large apartment and a tall cottage outside the city. Money of all currencies from all over the world Don’t let it fit into any wallet!
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Let life be exciting, As if there is a big hunt, Let it awaken the instincts of the hunter, tempting you with prey.
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Let happiness, love and luck fall into your traps, And may there certainly be solutions to difficult problems.
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They say that true men are not easy for us women to understand, and there are many reasons for this. Well, then I hasten to wish:
Be strict and gentle at the same time. Brave, but also show weakness. To intrigue us with yourself, To conquer hearts and thoughts.
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There is one thing I will not wish for - to be a Casanova for lovely ladies. So that we can respect you, And so that you can respect yourself.
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Happy birthday! Be strong and strong-willed! The years are flying by, but I wish you to stay young!
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Let the bills always be large in your wallet, And let the Guiding Star give you good luck!
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Birthday is a special occasion, I congratulate you with all my heart, And I wish that you live happy and young for a long time, laughing and loving.
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So that successes surround you, And so that your career grows, Surely, your friends respect you, And your beloved is nearby.
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Be healthy in soul and body, the standard of male beauty, and live with dignity, confidence, courage, making your dreams come true.
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In the year of the Goat you were born, only you are not a female goat at all: You rose above the crowd with your beauty! So smart and good, Like a princess of a miracle fairy tale; The soul flies to heaven when you look into your eyes! You will not cuckold, You will tell the truth without flattery. Be loved, dear And live another two hundred years.
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Friends have gathered to see you for the Celebration of Heart and Soul! You are not a Monkey at all: Your eyes and hands are good, Stylish, expensively dressed, The house and the limousine are cool. Will you ever meet such beauty in the jungle somewhere?! We wish you and your gentleman to leave a mark for centuries: To be an example to children in everything, To live in happiness for another hundred years.
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The wine is hissing, the soup is boiling on your holiday! Were you born in the year of the Rooster? We're eating chicken! There is a light of kindness and affection in your eyes, You are our sight for sore eyes: There is no other bird in the world - Happier, brighter, more beautiful. We wish that there would be peace and harmony in the house, that there would be a jeep and a dacha, that there would be a lot of chickens and that good luck awaits them.
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There are contrasts in your life - This is the essence of your destiny! You were born in the year of the Snake. On a day like this, you can’t fall asleep: We know you are kind, Your eyes shine with happiness: You can’t compare you to a cobra! Not - python, not - viper. So beautiful and wise And live, make everyone happy, So that every morning success knocks on the door.
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To those born in the year of the Horse Let us sing an ode today! We gather people from the square: It’s not water to drink for you. He is cunning, smart, too selfish, But he is also a dear teacher to Men and boys. Hardworking, full of intelligence, Good, and this means: Not a whip awaits you, not money, but a carriage with gold.
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You were born in the year of the Rat, Practical, even absurd, But you are cuter than a kitty, Your soul is full of feelings! No one has ever seen someone kinder: Hurray for you on your day! “You didn’t hurt a fly, let alone a mosquito.” We are wrapping up this match to “load” our toast: Be happy, respected, healthy, smart and simple.
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You are not defeated by anyone, You shine with wisdom and strength: After all, in the year of the Buffalo, Our sweetest man was born! Patient in contemplation: Everything around is light and simple, And pouring wine into a glass, You cannot drink without toast. The toast today is to you (How can you not pour wine for that?!): May the miracle Buffalo live nearby, loving you.
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Congratulations, dear Tiger, Happy birthday, anniversary! The time of games is forgotten, But we do not regret it: Once again carried away by hunting, Reckless. He gets very angry when he is caught cheating, Your dear Tigress. Let your eyes burn with fire, Carbines shoot past, And many Tiger cubs give you kindness and affection.
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My greetings, please accept this day! You were born in the year of the Snake And don’t complain about fate. Don’t you dare be terrible. And pay attention: One Green Snake “rules the ball” for the whole company! You catch a moment of happiness On the beach, at football. And health and love, Yes, there are more years in life.
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On my man’s birthday, I wish you to let go of all problems and adversity, I congratulate you on the holiday from the bottom of my heart, Don’t think about being sad this evening. Don’t forget to accept gifts from all the guests, This evening will be the brightest of your life, Just smile and live without troubles, A year, tens, hundreds of thousands of years.
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Happy birthday! I wish you to live like in the picture: Long-legged brunettes, Busty blondes, A sea of beer and snacks densely populates the table, And on all TV channels there is football around the clock!
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Under the champagne fizz and intoxicating courage, we congratulate you on your birthday, our beloved! Let us wish that adversities are kept aside, that your years are doubly happier.
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I wish you red girls, To drive the blood through your veins, Various wines, vodkas and sherbets, What love on an empty stomach! Let the fun of the fairy tale splash, And let everyone understand the joke, I won’t make eyes here, Good luck in life awaits you!
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Live and be healthy for many years, surprise us with your intelligence. We wish you victories over yourself - Pour a glass less often! And let the light of the sun melt the gray pieces of ice in your eyes. Let your favorite blondes wink back at you!
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You can afford a movie for yourself and, if you want, five hundred popsicles. The wizard will leave his helicopter and ask: “What do you wish for this year?” I will boldly answer him for you: “Let Love and care, luck and laughter, Friendship, attention, joy, success be cast on the shore of fate.”
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What should you wish on your birthday? So that you have a happy life, so that your beloved woman is nearby, so that there is a crowd around your family and friends. So that your health becomes stronger To all doctors, in spite of statistics, So that you live at least a little, but easier, And so that you are lucky more often in life!
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Wishing you victories and good luck on your birthday! Feel like the captain of fate! May your achievements be priceless on life's bright, beautiful path! Great prospects, bold plans for you and worthy goals, success in your destiny! Raise the sails! Luckily, full speed ahead! May you certainly be lucky!
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Try to disagree with the old eastern proverb: “They taste gold with fire, they taste a woman with gold, and they taste a woman with a man.” So let’s drink to us, who have overcome all trials and tests with honor!
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An ancient Eastern wisdom says: “Whoever trusts inappropriately will soon become inappropriately distrustful.” So let's drink to the fact that trust in our company always goes hand in hand with appropriateness!
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Such a thing as need is our sixth sense, capable of eclipsing all others. For us to always be completely satisfied with just five other senses!
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The tour climbed a high mountain. And the higher the tours climb, the better they feel. A mountain eagle saw a tur, made one circle, then another, fell on it like a stone and began to peck. The tour fell and crashed. Let's drink so that, no matter how high we climb the mountain, no one will peck at us and force us to fall.
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Accept a sea of wishes May your work be a joy and bring you success
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Happy birthday We want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts May you have many years to come, May these years be good. We wish you much success,
What is a “husband without rank”? This is a misunderstanding. There are many days and years to meet, The main thing is not to go astray, Happiness, creative victories!
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I wish you on your birthday Not just to get a stupid buzz - More happiness, pleasure, You be crazy and in love, You will earn self-love! 27
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Happy birthday, man! We are happy to congratulate you on your day, May happiness be near you, Love and all the best to your home, Let us give you a captivating look!
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Birthday for a man is not an easy day, and there are reasons for that, simply - a migraine!
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Congratulations to a man should always be selected in accordance with his age. It is better to wish young representatives of the stronger half of humanity determination in life and career growth.
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Words can contain parting words in a slightly ironic form about personal relationships, starting a family or adding to a family. For middle-aged men, it is better to choose poems with a more serious meaning, containing wishes for more significant values - stability, prosperity, success.
Eastern toasts
Once, one mountain centenarian was asked: “Dear, they say that you will soon turn one hundred and twenty years old, tell me what is the secret of your longevity?” To which the wise old man responded with a thoughtful, long silence. And only when the questioner left, without waiting for an answer, the old man, glancing with a cunning eye, said: “My secret is simple, always keep your mouth shut and don’t answer stupid questions.” So let's drink to wisdom, which allows us to distinguish stupid questions from smart ones!
They say that wisdom lies in actions. So let's drink to the fact that there will be more good deeds and wisdom will flourish!
There lived a lamb high, high in the mountains, and more than anything in the world he wanted to soar into the sky like a bird and see all the beauty of mountain nature from a bird's eye view. All his friends and relatives told him that this was not possible and this was a crazy idea, “it’s better to just pinch the grass and walk from place to place, the ram is not capable of anything more,” he heard from everyone around him. But one day, looking at the sky, the lamb fell behind the herd and was grabbed by the scruff of the neck and lifted into the air by an eagle. The lamb was delighted and began to look around. At that moment, the eagle squeezed its clawed fingers on its paws and broke the lamb's back, from which it died. And I want to drink so that our desires do not force us to risk everything we have.
Everyone is happy in their own way. Some people crave money, some people want fame. But the truth is one - everyone needs a family. So that we all value our loved ones!
High in the mountains, where the sky embraces the mountain peaks, lived a great sage. His wisdom was so great and known that the most important leaders of the surrounding tribes came to consult with him, and they were never disappointed in his advice. But then one day a big disaster came to one of the surrounding villages; domestic animals began to die. And no one could understand the reason for this misfortune. And then the elders decided to turn to the sage for help. The sage listened to them and said: “It’s you, dear ones, who need to go to the vet!” So let's drink to everyone minding their own business, and if you have a problem, contact a specialist! For the specialists of your profile!
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Eastern toast
The Eastern ruler once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences. - Why are you sitting here? - asked the bishop. Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were imprisoned innocently, solely due to a judicial error. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft. “Release him immediately,” the ruler ordered, “he can have a bad influence on all the other honest people who are here.” So let's drink to the people whose honesty helps them to be free!
Beautiful oriental toast
Once a venerable Georgian prince sneezed, and the servant said hastily: “A thousand years of health!” - Tsits! - the gentleman shouted. - Why do you wish me the impossible? “Then live one hundred and twenty years.” - Tsits! - The prince became angry again. - Then at least a hundred! - I didn’t please you again! - Eighty? - All wrong! The servant lost patience and said: “If it were my will, then die now!” I suggest we raise our glasses so that we can live as long as we want!
Happy birthday greetings in prose
Happy Birthday! May life give you more bright moments and may all your wildest and most cherished wishes come true! I wish that happiness and understanding always reign in your home. And let only sincere, faithful, reliable friends and kind people surround you!
Happy birthday! I wish you good health, good luck, prosperity, kindness, joy, love, happiness, good mood, smiles, bright impressions. May warmth and comfort always fill your home, may sunlight warm you in any weather, and may your wishes come true at the mere thought of them.
Happy Birthday! Good luck to you in all your endeavors, fulfillment of your desires, always a bright and good mood, self-confidence and progress towards your goals. And also excellent health, more smiles both on holidays and on weekdays, and may every day be filled with happiness and warmth.
I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday! I wish that not only today, but every day of yours will be filled with joyful and bright feelings, that your health will be strong, and that all your dreams will turn into plans and will surely come true. We wish you well-being, happiness and prosperity!
Happy birthday! May every day bring joy, smiles and gifts, may all your dreams come true and plans come true, may you be surrounded by only sincere people, loyal friends, and may there be no room for despondency and sorrow!
Happy Birthday! I wish you a wonderful life, and may there always be wonderful events at every turn. I wish you a lot of reasons for joy and good health! May every morning be happy and sunny.
Happy Birthday! I wish your whole life to be full of joy, happiness, health, smiles, love and pleasant surprises. May luck become an integral companion, and may only success always accompany you in all your endeavors. More strength, feelings and courage to make even the most unusual wishes come true!
Please accept my congratulations on your birthday! On your best day, I want to wish you the best, so that your life has as many good emotions, pleasant moments and a constant cycle of positive events as possible. To be surrounded only by loved ones, relatives, dear to the heart. May success and luck accompany you in everything. You deserve it!
Happy Birthday! I wish you immense happiness, good health, true love, good luck, prosperity, fulfillment of desires! Let life be filled with positive emotions, true friends, joyful days. Bright, bright, happy events to you!
Happy Birthday! In addition to the standard wishes - happiness, health and all the best - I wish that all your dreams come true, that every day brings many pleasant surprises, that you are surrounded only by kind and necessary people. And also luck. Good luck in everything and always. And so that every business started ends successfully!
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Congratulations to a woman in prose
Let fortune guide you through life, taking your wise hand in its hands!
On this wonderful day - your birthday - I sincerely want to congratulate you! I wish you the very least - may everything you have bring joy, may everything you don’t have not be a necessity for you, may everything you dream about miraculously appear in your life. I wish you to be happy, enjoy every new day, find pleasure in familiar things, in a word, appreciate what you have. And may fate love you and present you with the most wonderful surprises! rating: ↑ 60 ↓
Congratulations! May the best words sound in your honor today, may everything be as you dream, may you always have the most wonderful mood! Let everything that is wished for you today come true, and there will be more light, happiness and kindness in life, there will be many smiles, sunshine, warmth, joy and happiness! ↑ 13 ↓ — congratulations to a woman in prose
I wish you all the best and brightest! May your heart be at peace, your children making you happy, your health not failing you, everything going well at work, and happiness, good luck, comfort and prosperity living in your home! ↑ 92 ↓
On your birthday, I wish that your dreams come true, that everything you have planned comes true, that you meet the most interesting people and the most exciting events along the way. May there always be those who love and appreciate you nearby, and may all the wishes that you receive on this day be heard by fate and return to you with happiness and joy! ↑ 186 ↓ — congratulations in prose
Happiness! Hello! More joy! May life be bright, like a beautiful flower, may your loved ones surround you with love, may luck always be with you, and may all the events in life bring you joy! And may the happiest star always illuminate your path! ↑ 102 ↓
It’s wonderful that there are such wonderful people like you in the world! Refined, beautiful, elegant, always open to the world and very charismatic! There would be more of them, so that the world would become kinder and more beautiful. I wish you an inexhaustible source of inspiration, endless ideas in creativity and strong support nearby! Happy birthday! ↑ 62 ↓
Caucasian toasts for women
Toasts in verse are very euphonious. They attract the attention of listeners. As a rule, the phrases of poems are built on some general expressions and wishes.
11. Parable “For faithful women!” Listen to a short anniversary parable. In one cozy town there lived a very beautiful woman.
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Let's raise our glasses to truly faithful women! 12. Toast “To wonderful stupidity!” Many wise men wonder why God created women so beautiful and so stupid at the same time?
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I want to wish my son to know himself. This will help him achieve the noble goal that he has set for himself. Happy birthday, son!
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Congratulations!
You all know the legend of Icarus. A long time ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird.
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The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The truly rich are those who are satisfied with their lives.” Let's drink to wealth!
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The gingerbread man rolled away from his grandparents, the Snow Maiden melted in the spring, and mom lost her little one. Let's drink to the fact that everything tasty, beautiful and expensive will always be nearby.
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This collection contains Caucasian toasts and table jokes for a man’s anniversary, which can be used as the basis for a cheerful or lyrical congratulation.
Dear, I had such an amazing dream in which you bought me a wonderful fur coat!
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“My dear,” her husband answers, “maybe you’ll fall asleep one more time and see in your dreams where I can get money for your fur coat!”
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So let’s drink to the fact that the wife of our birthday boy sees the right dreams, so that he will be the best in her eyes both in dreams and in reality!
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So, let's drink to the friends of our hero of the day, who are always with him - in sorrow and in joy!
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Looking at how many loyal friends surround the hero of the day, I remembered one parable.
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People were just surprised and threw up their hands. However, both Yegor and Samson enjoyed great respect in the village for their relationship.
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Let's raise our glasses to true friendship! Let each of us not skimp on help and dedication in difficult times!
Happy birthday greetings in prose
Happy birthday! It’s always nice to congratulate good people, but it’s doubly nice to congratulate a wonderful person like you. I sincerely wish that you always have enough: smiles, sunny days, successful situations, success, admiration, love, congratulations, support, true friends, brilliant ideas, interesting ventures, only important people, money, feelings and emotions, strength, courage. But the main thing is that at the right moment you always have what you need.
As they say - happy years, health, joys, victories! I wish you that everything comes true, may life, like a bright mosaic, be made up of joys and unforgettable events, and may every new day give you a wonderful mood!
You know, there is an opinion that on a birthday it is customary to wish for what everyone in the world dreams of. I am sure that everyone, without exception, dreams of health. Therefore, I wish you good health, and very good health. Everyone wants to be incredibly successful and prosper in life, so I wish you success, career growth and recognition. Let your work bring you only pleasure and never get boring. Does anyone want to be lonely? Probably not. So I wish you true, true friends and, of course, love in your heart. And finally: forgive me such a selfish wish, but I always want to see you always as smiling and joyful as you are now! Happy birthday!
Let life give you thousands of happy opportunities, and let each of them be used to the fullest. Happiness, good luck, prosperity! Happy birthday!
Please accept my congratulations on your birthday! On your best day, I want to wish you the best, so that your life has as many good emotions, pleasant moments and a constant cycle of positive events as possible. To be surrounded only by loved ones, relatives, dear to the heart. May success and luck accompany you in everything. You deserve it!
Happy birthday greetings in prose for birthday people
A birthday is a reason to come to a person and say what is in your heart. So, I declare with a clear conscience: I have joy in my heart that you, dear birthday boy, exist in the world. That you decorate our lives, come to the rescue and simply love to live. Thank you for everything and for bringing us all together.
We wish you happiness and goodness on this day, feel the fullness of life, joyfully greet the morning and maintain this feeling until late at night. We would like to wish you to manage everything in life and not grow old over the years, but get younger. Stay healthy and vigorous and live many, many years!
Congratulations on your birthday! I wish you fulfillment of even the most unrealistic desires, good luck and success in all your endeavors, bright and positive emotions! May every day of your life be filled with joy, smiles and happiness!
You know that not only on your birthday, but also on any other day, I wish you only from the bottom of my heart and very sincerely all the most beautiful and cheerful things. Love, bright, unforgettable meetings, true friends, festive mood, fulfillment of cherished desires and creative achievements! Happy birthday!
Today is an unusual day! It's your birthday! I won’t say banal words and congratulations. After all, you are an extraordinary person. I want to wish you all the best: radiant happiness, sunny mood, pure thoughts and rosy impressions! I know that your family hearth warms with warmth not only your relatives, but also the people next to you. Take care of such wealth and increase it!
Today, a woman simply has to be very strong and place the care of her family on her fragile shoulders... However, real strength does not lie in skillfully leading a large team or being a doctor of science, real female strength lies in femininity. Over time, the ideals of female beauty change, but true femininity has always been and will be valued. What is it? It’s difficult to describe: these are graceful movements, a radiant smile, a charming voice, and a radiant look... And we are glad that we can congratulate the one who is the true embodiment of femininity on her birthday. We wish you to always remain as radiant, cheerful, charming and beautiful!
Caucasian toasts (Oleg Zapivalin)
- Well, okay, sister, how old, please tell me, is the girl that you looked after me?
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“I asked her how old she was,” the sister answered, “but she said: “I don’t know.” But she's young.
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– Women, when they are over 30, always say that they don’t know how old they are. If she says that, that means she's over 30.
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- People, take a good look, and you will understand: I was struck by what was inside, and you by what was outside!
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So let's drink to women conquering us not only with external, but also with internal beauty!
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- So let's drink to our grumpy wives, who, even thanks to their swearing, are capable of doing good deeds!
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“Your face is so scary that only a wild animal in the forest is more terrible than you,” the wife answered, “so only a hardy heart can endure this.”
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“For that matter, your heart is four times stronger than mine,” Vano noted.
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“I don’t see myself,” Vano answered, “but you look at me every day and your heart can’t stand it.”
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- Wife, our life with you in this world is worth nothing, but don’t be discouraged! In the next world you will have fun.
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- “How do I know,” Vano answered, “look at my face.” Every day you look at me and endure. And the one who endures will definitely go to heaven.
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If the whole village is talking about a woman, it means that she leads a frivolous lifestyle.
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If the whole street is talking about a woman, it means that she is the wife of the wealthiest villager.
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Only after this, when the girl managed to tame the proud freedom-loving animal, could she get married. After all, inside every Caucasian man lives an untamed mountain sheep.
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“Today my wife and I argued for a long time,” answered Givi, “so I began to think: shouldn’t I kick her out of the house?” But then I went to the market and bought her new stockings, a dress and shoes.
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- “And besides,” says Givi, “your and my wives are friends and often visit each other.” As soon as your wife sees my new clothes, she will immediately pester you.
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Goga's neighbor, Vano, had a grumpy wife. Fleeing from her abuse, the neighbor often came to Gogi and complained:
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- Wah, Gogi. Why does God tell you to get married? I would live peacefully without my wife and would not know grief!
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“It doesn’t become a real man, Vano, to complain.” Let your wife be evil, but necessary evil.
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In the Caucasus they say: “If you want to achieve the love of a woman, make her friend your friend.” Caucasian men know a lot about female friendship.
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- Any Caucasian man has one weakness: he cannot help but drink to women at the table. So I am no exception.
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There is a legend in the Caucasus. Once upon a time there lived two horsemen - Vakhtang and Zurab. One day Vakhtang came to Zurab and shouted:
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“He throws a dagger up to the sky, point down, and when the dagger falls, he catches it and then, with the dagger in his mouth, dances on the point of the needle.
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“If he is so courageous, let him come to compete with me between two mountains on the appointed day.”
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“Our husbands are going to fight.” If they fight, one of us will be left a widow. If we become friends, they won't fight.
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Vakhtang's wife became a friend of Zurab's wife; Having slaughtered a ram in honor of this event, they ate it - and Zurab’s wife went home. When Vakhtang returned home, his wife told him:
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Allah said: “Whatever you take will be parted with you. Everything you give stays with you." I am a happy person because I give myself everything to women.
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In the Caucasus, there is a belief: a woman’s road to heaven is made up of steps, as many as the number of times a woman has loved in her life.
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So let's drink to the hope that none of the women's stairs break off halfway!
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So let's drink to women who, thanks to their beauty, can captivate not only a man, but even a mountain goat!
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So let's drink to the women who hiss only once a year - and then far from their husbands!
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When Gogi and his companions came to Albika, she fed him and his four friends a wonderful meal, and at the end she said:
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So let's drink to beautiful and smart women who guard their honor with dignity!
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There is a belief in the Caucasus: time spent with friends does not count towards age. Time spent with a woman is deducted from our age.
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So let's raise our glasses in honor of heroic women who are ready to sacrifice their lives for their love!
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In the Caucasus, a girl’s honor is valued above all else. A girl who has forgotten her honor becomes disgraced. You can sacrifice honor only for the sake of saving your people.
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- Give up. I have a huge army - and you will not defeat me. If you surrender, I will take you as my wife.
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Tamara united Georgians and various mountain peoples. With their help, she defeated and expelled the Persian king from her region.
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I want to drink to the smartest women. The stupidest woman can cope with a smart man, but only the smartest woman can cope with a man with a Caucasian temperament.
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In the Caucasus, three qualities are valued more than others in a woman: love, tenderness and modesty.
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The first rule that a horseman must adhere to when communicating with a woman is: “When a woman is wrong, the first thing you need to do is ask her for forgiveness.”
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I want to drink to decent women, because almost all decent women are untouched treasures, which are intact because no one is looking for them.
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So let's drink to decent women and to the fact that all the treasures of the Earth find their owners!
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Every mountaineer knows that women value courage in men. You just have to amaze them to interest them, and when you interest them, it is not difficult for them to like you.
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When all the men gathered in one mountain village, the elder, deciding to find out whether they respect their wives, asked:
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Everyone stood up, only one person continued to sit. The elder was glad that at least one man in the village respects his wife and does not say that he is dissatisfied with her; He said:
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- You're wrong, ata. I didn’t get up because my wife broke my leg with a poker and I can’t get up. Otherwise I would have jumped up first
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So let's drink to the fact that women never give men the opportunity to stop respecting them!
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– In our yard there is a stone that was laid by my great-grandfather. So, at 75 years old, I couldn’t move it, and now I can’t.
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A long time ago, there was a custom in the Caucasus: if a woman kisses her husband’s enemy, then the enemy becomes her husband’s friend.
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So let's drink to women giving men their kisses more often!
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So let's drink to the original female logic, which conquers not only men, but also Fortune!
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– Imagine, you are driving a car, you see a young girl walking on the left on the road, and an old, old grandfather on the right. Who will you push?
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So let's drink to women's youth, which can protect a Caucasian man from crime!
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Since ancient times in the Caucasus, a man and a woman have been likened to two notes, without which the strings of the human soul do not give the correct and complete chord.
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In the Caucasus they say that if a woman cries, then every tear she sheds is a grave accusation against her man.
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So let's drink so that women never have a reason to accuse us of anything!
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“The moon is shining brightly in the sky, and you will see them in advance if they appear,” answered the father.
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“There was a month in the sky, and the gang was under the bridge.” The robbers wanted me to leave a trace, but I didn’t drop a drop of blood.
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In the Caucasus, when talking about a woman, they never forget about her main purpose - motherhood. A woman-mother is a special person, her love knows no barriers, the whole world is fed by her breasts.
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Everything beautiful in a person - from the rays of the sun and from mother's milk, all this saturates us with love for life!
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Every woman is like a rose - equally beautiful. But there is no rose without thorns. The petals quickly fly away, but the prickly thorns remain.
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One horseman was asked: “If your wife was guilty, what punishment would you choose for her?” Dzhigit thought and answered:
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– If I wanted to punish my wife more, I would buy her a lot of jewelry and lock her in a room without a mirror.
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So let us love, respect and worship a woman and give her back a high sense of her worth. Let's drink to the women!
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So let's drink to ensure that not a single year of a woman's life is erased from her age!
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It remains a mystery forever: where Tamara is buried and where her wealth is hidden. And Tamara killed the servants in order to keep the secret and have servants for herself in the next world.
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A real man is one who remembers exactly a woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is.
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So let's drink to the fact that only real men will meet on the path of women's lives!
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In one house in a mountain village lived two girls and one old woman. And they couldn’t decide who would keep order in the house.
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“We don’t need to manage the house,” the girls said, “since we will soon get married.”
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“And I’ll soon die,” says the old woman, “so I don’t need to keep order either.”
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But time passed, the girls never got married, and the old woman did not die. So they continued to live, hungry and dirty.
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Once a Georgian married a Ukrainian. When the wedding was over and the newlyweds were left alone, the Georgian sat down on a bench and said morally with an accent:
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- Now listen here! - his young wife interrupted him. “If you come home and my hands are here,” she rested her hands on her steep sides, “then I don’t give a damn where your hat is.”
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– Vano came to see me last night. I was so excited, so fascinated by him that in a fit of ardent tenderness I said:
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- Take the most precious thing from me! He led the horse out of the stable, jumped on it and rushed off like the wind.
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A young energetic horseman, full of tenderness and passion, saw a naked woman in a clearing and took possession of her.
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– Just imagine: you came down from the mountains and came to the sea on vacation, come to the beach, and only sheep and rams roam here.
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“Before we go on our honeymoon, my heart, I want to tell you something more about my past.”
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“Givi, but you already told me about your past before the wedding,” the young wife is surprised.
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“What I want to tell you about happened precisely between the wedding and today.”
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- My child, never argue with your husband, under no circumstances contradict him with a word - immediately cry!
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“It’s thanks to my husband,” answered the centenarian. - Yes, yes, thanks to him, the poor man. He died when he was 35 years old
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One day, a husband and wife were walking in the mountain gorges of the Caucasus, with the wife walking ahead of her husband. Quite by accident, a mullah saw them and was indignant:
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“Darling, I must confess to you that I only know how to cook two dishes: semolina porridge and pear compote.”
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So let's drink to women who never fully reveal their strengths!
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In one mountain village a wedding took place according to an ancient Caucasian custom. Some time after the wedding, the newly-made husband meets his old acquaintance.
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“I heard that you married according to the ancient custom of the mountains.” You had to kidnap your wife, didn't you?
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– If you only knew how much I like Moscow! I have the most pleasant memories of the most magnificent women associated with her!
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- Givi, when you become my husband, I will share with you all the hardships and hardships.
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Vakhtang invited a beautiful girl to the cinema. During the entire film show, he hugged her tenderly. An elderly woman sitting behind him reprimanded him:
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- What does it mean? – responded the indignant Katso. - Why did I invite you to the restaurant then?
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One day Gogi had a wonderful dream. He dreamed that all women on earth began to suffer from sexual impotence. When he told his friend Katso about this dream, he asked him:
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So let's drink to the women who always find a way out of difficult situations!
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Vano and Givi are talking. Givi says that yesterday he quarreled with his wife. Vano asks:
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In the Caucasus they say: a stupid wife scolds her husband, and a smart wife scolds herself for marrying him.
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When one respected aksakal celebrated his eightieth birthday and the fiftieth anniversary of his marriage with his wife, he was asked:
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– How did you manage to maintain family life and at the same time such good health?
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There are many legends about female cunning in the Caucasus, one of them says: once a certain woman met Vakhtang and said:
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- I got into trouble. I dropped my jewelry into the well. Can you help me get them?
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Vakhtang agreed and followed the woman. The woman brought Vakhtang to the well, took off the jewelry from his head and, holding them above the water, said:
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– Vakhtang looked into the well: indeed, there were decorations at the bottom. He took off his clothes and climbed into the well.
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As soon as Vakhtang disappeared into the well, the cunning woman grabbed his clothes - and was gone.
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Vakhtang searched for a long time, but did not find any jewelry, so he crawled out of the well with nothing. There was nothing to do, he decided to go home. He walks along the road and asks everyone he meets:
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- Oh, you don’t know what a stubborn person she is! It's the other way around for her. I studied her character well.
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“Listen, son, isn’t it time for you to bring a young wife into your house?” After all, I am getting older day by day - and my strength is diminishing.
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Givi went to look for a bride, but no matter where he went, both in the West and in the East, women talked too much.
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In the end they told him that in a certain mountain village there lived an old woman with her daughter. He found their house, stopped in front of the gate and shouted:
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Then he climbed into the house along the stairs that stood in the courtyard, looked into the room and saw: a girl lying on a mat, and her face was turned to Givi.
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And the girl still looks at him and is silent. “So this is exactly the kind of silent wife my mother advised me to choose,” Givi thought, grabbed the girl in his arms and brought her to his house.
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And, indeed, before she had time to finish speaking, the relatives of the deceased girl burst into the room and began to beat Givi with sticks and call him the last words.
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The given introductory fragment of the book Caucasian Toasts (Oleg Zapivalin) was provided by our book partner, liters company.
