Anniversary 55

The king is going to the anniversary

(imitating Leonid Filatov)
Congratulation performance. Characters: Tsar, Grandmother, Minister, Ambassador, Devil.

Between heaven and earth, In the middle of one country, Where this house stands, We gathered at the table. Not far away here, in a small forest, (This point is not on the map), Tsarev’s chambers were once built. There lives a lord-king, the sovereign of a local fairy tale. The grandmother also lives there - she is the Tsar’s secretary.

Tsar: I was invited to the anniversary, I need a poem quickly! To congratulate the hero of the day, So that I can sing like a nightingale. I issued a decree long ago, so that everyone who could would have congratulations for the anniversary. Well, where are they now? I'm going to the buffet soon, but no congratulations. I’ll send everyone to hell so that they don’t cause harm!

Grandma: What kind of buffet do you want? After all, you’re already a hundred years old? There is nothing nicer for you than sleeping on the stove.

Tsar: Don’t be nonsense to me here And don’t look sarcastically, You remember your place, Sit in the corner, so sit. And come on, don’t yawn, write a congratulation. If you can’t come up with even a line, then blame yourself!

Grandma: My king, father! Wait! Have pity! The Lord is with you! My longevity made me feel sick in the head. I’ll invite the minister, I’m already in a hurry to get him, He’s already inventing something, I’ll beg him!

Minister: Tsar-Father, I’m on my way! I'll clear it up. Would you like me to play the button accordion and bring a gypsy choir?

Tsar: I’m going to a banquet, but I don’t have Congratulations with me. Well, I still don’t want to disgrace myself! How to congratulate? Climb onto the stall and take the primer. I can’t have my face in the dirt, I’m still the sovereign.

Minister: Why not write a poem? It's not like chopping wood! In a minute I’ll quickly rhyme for you, How all this should be. Tsar, write: “Well, that means so! I arrived, so happy, I congratulate the hero of the day, I give him a nickel! Maybe he can drink it away, Or put it in a piggy bank, And so that he can live sweeter than everyone else, And so that he can be fatter than everyone else!”

Tsar: Are you completely crazy? Did you sing a faq to me here? If anyone praised me like that, I would shoot him! Look, what verse you came up with, get out of my sight. Look, our smart guy ran away, snuck out the door - and fell silent.

Grandma: And anyone would have run away. You screamed like crazy! Why are you upset? How did he manage to write it like that?

And I’ll trample you out, I’m so angry. Who came to us there yesterday? Is he an ambassador or a baron? You call the ambassador here, If he is not weak in the head, Let him write a congratulation - And sit down at the table.

Ambassador: Hu is zis, and what rubbish is here? I'm quite a bit drunk. Believe me, in Russia you have Vodka, beer and ram!

Tsar: Before you is still a king, and not a local sexton. Don’t express yourself to me here, and don’t wander around the room. Earn a treat, write a poem for me. Come on, let's be more precise, link the lines with rhyme!

Ambassador: I’m coming to you from England, Happy bysdey its tu yu, Very good, may name is Georgie. It's You Life is like in heaven. Aim its English Ambassador. Our England very small. I bow to Russian, Veri gud in the morning, pickle! We are waiting for you all to tour to England, Beautyful, that you are with us. Veri gud, salaam alaikum! Vodka! Salo! Vas ist das!

Tsar: Are you bringing me chavoy here, What makes me shiver? How can I read this? You won't be able to turn your tongue here! Listen, import ambassador, get out of here! You'll sip some cabbage soup in the kitchen - and go beyond your cordon!

Grandma: Don’t be angry, dear one, let’s drink some Kiselka. And quietly climb onto the stove, It’s time for everyone to bye-bye!

Tsar: Grandma, don’t twist me, Don’t muddy my waters! Come up with a greeting, it’s time for me to be on my way. Here's what you need to learn: You have to think with your head! Call the devil here, if only it would do any good!

Devil: I’ve been waiting here for an order for a long time, and I’ll carry it out right now. Tsar, let’s take shorthand, I dictate only once: “Glory to the hero of the day, glory!” He is good! Bravo, Bravo! He is such that he could, truly, take the Tsar’s throne by right. I would go to a monastery...” Okay, okay, king! Cool down!

King: Grandma, old hag! Where's my poker? I'll break off all the horns of this poet! Look, what was the enemy up to? Did you think I was such a wimp? If you are going to start sedition, then you will find out who is the fool! Tired of it! I can not! That's right, I'll run away from you, even to America, even to the rainbow arc! Oh, I want to go to Okiyan, straight to the island, to Buyan! And with me there was only a TV and a sofa.

Grandma: Don't dream about it, you old brat! Well, come on, don't whine! Wish you happiness and health. Just don't poke your finger in your nose!

Tsar: Well, perhaps I’ll say this: Let the darkness leave the heart, So that songs can be sung loudly, So that we all laugh loudly, Let today’s anniversary pour wine for everyone quickly, Yes, a full glass, So that it’s more fun! So that the hero of the occasion is the head above everyone, so that he leads us, and is healthy and happy!

Photo collage by the author - materials and functions of the Photo Express program (Wersion 2.0) were used

Comic order

1. Assign (*name) the title of “Honorary Anniversary”

2. Recognize (name) as fit to continue on the further path of life.

3. Considering the great merits to the Fatherland and the rest of humanity, and also in connection with the holiday, we order: Be healthy and rich!

4. From the President and all of us Accept a small advance in the form of a winner's medal From a domestic manufacturer. (we present a medal)

Wear this medal without taking it off, adding health and happiness, and as soon as you increase your wealth, you can exchange it for a gold medal!

5. To ensure that everything is done accurately, we order the reward to be washed urgently

1. Lottery with tasks for guests “Chamomile”

(the presenter lays out large paper chamomile petals on the floor in a circle, on which numbers with tasks for guests are written below. An empty bottle is placed in the center of this circle, everyone takes turns spinning it, which petal she points to, the task is completed. List of tasks is in the hands of the presenter, she reads them out according to the numbers played. The played petals are removed so that there are no repetitions)

TASKS FOR GUESTS

Tell a joke, Make the whole people laugh!

We are waiting for a funny toast from you, Although it may not be easy!

Jump rope, But don’t be silent - Sing to us about our birthday, Raising everyone’s spirits! (if this is the New Year holiday, then the last two lines will be the following: Sing to us about the New Year And please the people!) When the participant sings while jumping rope, you can please him with an unexpected reward for a difficult task, i.e. the presenter says: For your the most beautiful vocals. We'll pour you a glass of wine!)

Who is the hottest brunette here? Hug him - my advice to you!

Who are all your blondes? Kiss him right now!

Find the mustachioed one among the guests, take him by the hand, and shake him off with a prickly kiss, just in case!

Here's a lucky number for you - We'll pour you 100 grams, my friend!

I think there is no need to be embarrassed - After all, you got Lambada! You will dance it for us to the musical clamor! (if there is no recording of such a melody, then the guests themselves will perfectly sing this simple, familiar tune)

And you are responsible for the task - Tell us all a wish, And especially for the birthday girl! We will listen to you all!

Climbing up onto a stool, Forgetting how old you are! Tell us any rhyme, Prove that there is no sclerosis!

Scratch the back of everyone who craves kindness!

Your task will be to treat all the ladies with wine!

For brotherhood, you offer the hero of the day a glass! (or: Drink to brotherhood, my friend, hurry up with the birthday girl!)

You must catch all the guests and tickle them lightly!

Give us a riddle, This is necessary for order!

To make it more fun, pour it to the presenter! Yes, bring some snacks - “Mercy” to you in advance!

Don’t refuse our request - Sing us a song from the heart!

You, like a little doll, congratulate the birthday girl! Give everyone a pleasant moment by doing this! (or: You, like a little doll, congratulate all the guests now! Give everyone a pleasant moment. By doing this, provide!)

If you tap dance, you will earn money for vodka!

Your task is simple - Have a snack and drink while standing!

Paraphrases about different things

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Characters:

Tsar Saltan - a man in a robe and crown
Old Man Babarikha - in a long skirt and scarf

Props:

sprinkler - a small brush for sprinkling
beautiful “royal” bowl

The king enters the hall, looks menacingly at the guests and raises his hands, demanding silence.

Tsar: Stop the noise and din! The king has come to visit you! Stop eating and drinking, give your word to speak!

Of course, they reported to me that you are all quite successfully, in form and in all respects, celebrating your anniversary!

Here I showed up to you, I’m just a little late... Where’s my Babarikha?! Why are you lagging behind the king?

He looks around, looking for Babarikha.

A breathless Babarikha appears.

Tsar: Who will deliver my Jubilee order into my hands? I always do everything myself... Why do I pay secretaries?

Babarikha, come here! Yes, bring holy water! They reported to me: of course, the Birthday Girl is sinless.

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A fairy tale for an anniversary

Stop the noise and din! The Tsar has come to visit you! Stop eating and drinking, give your word to speak! Of course, they reported to me that you are all quite successful, in form and in every way, celebrating your anniversary! Here I showed up to you, only I was a little late. Where is my Babarikha?! Why are you lagging behind the king? Who will deliver my Anniversary order into my hands? I'm always on my own. Why do I pay secretaries? Babarikha come here! Yes, bring holy water! They told me, of course, that the Birthday Girl is sinless. It doesn’t matter how many years she has lived, but she is still beautiful and slim. I ran to work, I wore down a bunch of shoes, No one could count how many boots you wore! And she didn’t forget her family: She gave birth to a son to her husband (And she gave birth to children), And she is sociable, And she is strong in all matters! And today, here’s another thing: I want to baptize her! Don’t yawn Babarikha, sprinkle him with holy water! Sprinkle her playful legs, So that they carry her along the path, So that she always has time everywhere, Be the first to sing everywhere! And you cover the bright little head unnoticed. To be considered the best at work, Her brains will come in handy! Sprinkle her hands so that she doesn't feel bored! Don't let your hands shake when pouring into glasses! Sprinkle her nose, So that she can hold it in the wind, So that she knows everything, So that she can call us together more often! To live life to the fullest - Let's spray it from the inside too! (pour a glass, ask for a drink) So that she lives and blossoms, I never knew grief in my life! May your husband love you and carry you in his arms! The water hasn't run out yet, spray it on the man! And now that’s it, we’re waiting for a kiss from you! There is little happiness in this life. And pour us a glass! Well, let's quickly celebrate the guests! Don’t yawn Babarikha, quickly sprinkle the guests! May you live to the fullest We drink to our ____________! E-hey! Don't get carried away! Get ready for the journey! Have a nice holiday to all of you, and we're leaving. Goodbye!

A humorous poster about the search for a particularly dangerous criminal - the hero of the day

A particularly dangerous criminal is wanted! For robbery of enterprises on an especially large scale without the use of weapons (cold steel and firearms). • Nickname “ZAM” (“chief”, “mother”, etc.), intended name, patronymic according to the latest passport (full name). • Pretends to be a 55-year-old woman. • True age 35-40 years. • The eyes are dark and framed by thick eyelashes. • The look is languid - sad. • Sable eyebrows. • Lips with a clear pattern, heart shape. • Average height. • The gait is light and swift. • Slim figure. • Contact, sociable. • When making contacts, he easily evokes affection and frankness. • The received information is used to transmit UDNP through a receiving and transmitting device called “SECRETARY”. • According to the latest data, in order to conceal his age, he feigns neuroses, moping, neuralgia, and fractures in order to throw intelligence agencies off the scent. • She was illegally abducted and embezzled with 15 years of work experience. Taking into account that the average monthly salary in Russia is 5,000 rubles, the amount of damage caused is 100,000 rubles. • Has false documents with him – passport, ID.

If you have information about the whereabouts (full name), please contact us at: ___________ (venue of the holiday). The person who reports is given a reward: • 0.04g. vodka; • 1/8 apple or 1 piece; • 1 fresh pickled cucumber with cumin, dill, cloves, cinnamon, black pepper. (insert photo of the hero of the day)

Funny sketches of congratulations on a man's anniversary