Plumbing scene for a woman’s anniversary

Funny scenes for an anniversary

In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program.
This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes. For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.

Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:

Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
The table part, which is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).

The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.

You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.

If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions; in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal the diverse talents of those present, and this is ideal for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.

The second groom is Italian

Larisa Guzeeva: Second groom: Italian Gerardo - 32 years old, was married, has a 3-year-old daughter. Lives in Italy itself, singer. Has a private house. So, let's meet.

(Gerardo comes out, talking with an accent).

Good evening, wonderful Anna, I am very glad to meet you. I want to tell you right away, Rome, Milan, Venice, everything will be at your feet, as soon as the choice is yours, come with me quickly! But, as a gift, I brought this cartload of spaghetti.

I’ll cook them for you when you choose me (gives the birthday girl spaghetti).

And also as a gift for you, I want to sing my favorite song. (beautiful Italian music sounds and an Italian sings a song to the soundtrack). But that’s all, I’ll be waiting for you, will you come to me, promise?

Larisa Guzeeva: Thank you Gerardo, go to your room. Well, Anna, did you like it?

Roza Sibitova: He’s so interesting, he’s just a handsome, daring guy.

Vasilisa Volodina: Anna, astrology finds that you and he are ideal for each other. If you decide to choose him, then you will have a family idyll with him.

Dressing up scenes

Maya the bee

For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.

Anniversary with a star

Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontyev performing the beloved "traffic light" - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.

Call a doctor

This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis in their hands.

Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:

Age - at the very peak of female beauty;

Blood - everything here is unambiguous and unconditional - “blood and milk”;

Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;

Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;

Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;

Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;

The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;

Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;

Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;

The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.

Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.

It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.

Cleaning assistant

This is another short but funny scene; a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.

In general, short skits are more suitable for a large company, as it will be possible to involve the maximum number of guests.

From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.

Impromptu skit “ New Chicken Ryaba”

50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.

Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.

(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).

Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!

(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.

Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:

On the left cheek, then on the right,

In the right ear, then in the left.

And if your legs hurt, she will warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.

Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.

(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).

Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.

(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).

Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.

(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012 00:01 + to quote book Sketch for the man’s 50th birthday “Post-Anniversary Night” HOST: Dear birthday boy! Your fatigue will disappear and life will become unctuous, When the post-anniversary night comes today! Meet me, the night has already come, I found time early! (Post-Anniversary Night comes out - this is a woman in a blue cape with yellow stars, a headband with a yellow moon on her head, she approaches the birthday boy and says): I came from a good fairy tale, I ask you to close your eyes, Sit back, enjoy the lullaby! (the birthday boy is seated on a chair, he closes his eyes and listens to the lullaby, which is sung by the Post-Anniversary Night, stroking the birthday boy’s head soothingly or soothingly patting him on the shoulder) LULLABY: (to the tune of “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, blankets and pillows are waiting for the children”) The tired birthday boy is sleeping, Dear! He celebrated his fifty dollars on his day off! And you are very tired, you want to sleep, by the way! Close your eyes, bye, bye! The birthday boy, honestly, is broke! After all, you knew how to eat everything! He worked hard for a year and earned money for the holiday! I fed you all and gave you something to drink! Don't begrudge him the extra shots! He's not drunk, I don't understand! To enjoy life, you need to stay in good shape! Open your eyes, have a drink! (they bring a glass to the birthday boy) NIGHT: Although it’s not evening yet, But we’ll drink to our meeting! On your beautiful Anniversary, pour me a glass too! Sketch for the anniversary of the man “Peddler” HOST: (sings a quatrain to the tune of the song “Peddlers”) Oh, the box is full for the one who came to us! He will offer the goods on a walker, that’s why he came in! (The Peddler comes in - this is a man dressed in a shirt with a smart belt, in a cap with a flower, trousers tucked into boots, on his chest hangs a tray on which lies a chocolate medal, a comb, a comic bill, a rubber finger tip and tickets with the numbers of the prize product ) PELLER: Is the Anniversary really here today?! So, I’m back in business, I’ll offer him the goods! (approaches the Jubilee with his tray) But my goods are encrypted, I’m saying this straight out! I am savvy in this matter and I love surprises! However, I’ll still tell you what I keep secret! (takes goods from the tray one by one and, showing them to everyone, says what this product means if the hero of the day pulls it out): Here is a gold medal - If you choose it, Life will be like this - You will get a buzz from it! If you choose a comb, you will immediately become great! You will have a fashionable hairstyle and be as beautiful as a cucumber! If you choose a bill, I will tell you then: Your lip is not stupid, You will always be like that! If you choose a means to protect yourself, I will tell everyone without coquetry: You will live happily! Now please be bold and use your chance in the lottery! Choose your number and receive a gift! (the hero of the day pulls out a number, the peddler repeats again what this gift means for the hero of the day, and then says to him): I’m no businessman! A hand won’t rise All my beautiful goods won’t be given to you from the tray! So take everything, remember me more often! And for your birthday I want to drink with you! Sketch for the man’s anniversary “Partner” HOST: Dear birthday boy, dear guests! I don’t understand, maybe I’m in art, Forgive me, friends, for this, But I approve, God knows, of the presence of a ballet lady at the Anniversary! (a very plump man runs out on tiptoe, comically dressed up as a ballerina, that is, with a bare torso, in a tutu, white socks and sneakers, a headband with a white feather on his head, he sings a song) SONG OF A BALLERINA (to the tune of “ There is no better color when the apple tree is in bloom, There is no better moment when my darling is walking”) There is no better place for ballet Very small ballerinas! But I don’t have the strength to carry me - There’s only one way out: That I’ll carry it myself All my partners in my arms! Then, perhaps, I will be in the lead roles! I wanted to have the hero of the day as a partner! Then we could spin Fuete together! He excites me so much, He attracts me to him so much, That my soul is on fire, My whole soul is on fire! (runs on tiptoes to the hero of the day and kisses him) HOST: (addressing the ballerina) We will ask the hero of the day to dance with you! (addresses the hero of the day): Dear birthday boy! Come out here quickly and dance the swan dance! Your partner is great! You will make us happy! (The hero of the day comes out and, together with the ballerina, dances, holding hands, the dance of little swans to the soundtrack, and if there is none, then the presenter herself will sing this famous melody) HOST: The birthday boy has a lot of talents, But now we have discovered another one! For this we need to drink a little, That’s why we are all sitting here! (they drink a toast to the talents of the birthday boy) A sketch for a man’s anniversary or birthday “Song of a non-drip faucet” HOST: Dear friends! Our birthday boy master class! He knows all the work! And the new guest is now dedicating Confessions to him! The non-drip faucet sings from all the apartment plumbing And this corporate guest will not bend his soul! (a non-dripping faucet comes out - this is a man, on whose belt in front you can tie a large water tap) SONG OF A NON-DRIPPING FAUCET (to the tune of the song “We are not stokers, we are not carpenters”) Not a fireman and not a doctor You were born into this world, dear light! And not even a plumber at all, but that’s not a problem at all! You know all the work at home, You are also an expert in plumbing, an expert! And you show concern when suddenly something goes wrong! Sorry, I often drip, Mon cher ami, such is life, oh, life! And no matter how big my salary, I won’t have enough gaskets! I am grateful to you, my dear, For the fact that I don’t walk around wet, I walk! And that’s why I hold the tap with a carrot all day long! And where, where is my little gram - I want to congratulate you, you! You are my savior, my salvation, I tell you lovingly! (they pour a glass for Kranik and he says a wish to the birthday boy) WISH FROM KRANIK: May everything be in order at home and may there be plenty of money! Excellent plumbing and happiness in life for sure! A scene for the anniversary, the man’s birthday “Uninvited Guests” (the homeless Vanya and the homeless Zina walk in with a cautious gait in poor clothes, knitted hats with holes on their heads, nets with empty bottles and a shoebox in their hands) VANYA: Zin! Look, what a miracle? Everything is so clean and beautiful! Apparently it was not in vain that we sneaked in here on the sly! ZINA: Yes, Vanyushenka, you and I are lucky! We can already see in the garbage dumps. It will be very embarrassing to climb! VANYA: And look, this is the birthday boy, He’s all sparkling like fifty dollars! He'll pour us a glass, or most likely beat us! ZINA (addressing the birthday boy): Darling, don’t swear, don’t touch us with your hands! Don’t look at our outfit - We are kind inside! VANYA: Since this is the case, we boldly give you a gift! (takes out an empty bottle from the net and says): Everything that is valuable with us, We will give you now! If it’s a little tight, And your salary won’t help out, Our crystal is always in value, Believe me, my friend! (gives an empty bottle and then says): We don’t suffer from stinginess, we’ll give you another gift! (takes out a box from the net and takes out old holey slippers from it) We successfully picked up two sandals from the trash heap! Don’t be disdainful, put it on, and pour it into the glass! (they give sandals and drink a glass, after which Zina, decisively waving her hand, says): ZINA: Okay, so be it, I can’t shut up! Since they didn’t kick us out of the booze, get some... pants! (takes out the family’s colorful panties hidden in his bosom) I wanted to give it to my husband, but you’ll see you’ll wear it! (puts the panties to the hero of the day and says): The size is just right, you will look brilliant in bed or on the beach! I'm trembling with excitement! Try them on now, dear friend, otherwise I was suddenly mistaken! (the hero of the day puts on his underpants) ZINA: Well, thank God, everything is just right! Let's drink to this again! (glasses are poured and Vanya says a toast): TOAST FROM UNINVITED GUESTS: Live widely in Russian, So that the crisis does not bother you! For this, let's drink without a snack, a glass filled to the bottom! A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Turtle Song” (Turtle comes out - a woman in large dark glasses, a summer hat and a basin - this is her shell. She lies on her left side on the floor, covered with a basin, resting her chin with her left hand, as if on the beach, and sings a song to the birthday boy) TURTLE SONG (based on the turtle song from the cartoon) I’m lying in the sun and looking at Vovochka, I’m lying and lying and looking at Vovochka! I see Lyudochka sitting and watching Vovochka, watching and watching everything, spoiling Vova’s appetite! I see he sits and doesn’t drink, He takes care of all his dignity, People, don’t touch him, Let him do whatever you want! Today he is the hero of the day, Abolish Prohibition! Your Vova is so good, you won’t find anything better in the world! And the guests are good too, they eat it with all their hearts! Only I’m still lying there, just watching the process! Everyone sits so modestly, They don’t lie under the tables, I’m the only one lying here And looking soberly! The guests are hitting everything in a row, leaning on the salad, but I’m still lying there, just looking at the salad! I see everyone is drinking vodka, and chewing cucumbers, but I’m still lying there and looking at the vodka! Maybe they’ll give me a present and some snacks, Otherwise I’ll be looking here on an empty stomach and lying there! (They bring her a drink and a snack, before the Turtle finishes drinking): I’m holding a glass in my hands, So I’ll say a toast now! Always be young, dear birthday boy! Impromptu skit with guests “In a certain kingdom, in a certain state...” SKETCH – IMPROMPT WITH GUESTS “IN A SOME KINGDOM, IN A SOME STATE” FOR A MAN’S ANNIVERSARY HOST: Dear guests! Now you and I, with the direct participation of our beloved birthday boy, will try to put on a small performance! You will each choose a role for yourself, except for the birthday boy and his beloved wife - I will assign a role for them myself. I will read the script - this is a comic fairy tale, and you, already knowing your role, will have to depict your actions with humor and make sounds if necessary. (the presenter invites the guests to draw a ticket with a role, and the birthday boy and his wife herself assign the role of the king and queen, you need to prepare the crown for the king and queen in advance) ROLES FROM A FAIRY TALE: KING QUEEN SERVANT BLOWING AWAY POTS SERVANT BRINGING A GLASS SERVANT GOING TO SLEEP PLAYING OPHONASIUM - MASSAGE PROVIDER KANGAROO MARSPAL (for this role, hang the bag in front) GOOSE FOOT CAT - PURSING MOUSE DOG BARBOS SPARROW HOST: So, let's begin! I will ask all participants to come out in a circle! I will read a fairy tale in which the king and queen are naturally our dear birthday boy and his beautiful life partner, and you, dear guests, do not forget to play your roles! TALE: In what land - it is unknown, in what year - the king and his queen lived unheard of! (they put crowns on the birthday boy and his wife) And that king had many different servants: one servant blew off specks of dust and hair from him in the morning, another brought him a glass for dinner, and the third put him to sleep and rocked him to sleep! But that king had a favorite servant - Ofonasiy the massage therapist. He was very pleasing to the Tsar-Father, because he brought many pleasant minutes with his sophisticated massages! The king only shivered and squealed with pleasure! And after a pleasant massage, he always brought a glass to the diligent servant, and sometimes he himself used it for brotherhood with him for the coming sleep. So what to do! You need to keep your body in good shape, because his queen was very young and playful! The Tsar Father loved her so much! I pampered myself with various sweets and overseas dishes! Either he would kiss her rosy cheek, or he would hug her tightly, but what can I say - he carried her in his arms all day, and did not allow anyone else to do this, except perhaps his beloved servant - Ofonasy! In general, they lived amicably, there is nothing to say, and they had a lot of good things on the farm, they didn’t need all kinds of living creatures! Marsupial kangaroo - the king hid a stash from the queen in her bag! The clawed goose walked so importantly, and ga-ha-ha shouted its own incessantly, everyone was tired of it! Well, they also had newborn animals! The cat Purr - from morning to evening he washed himself and maintained the acid-base balance in his body, so he didn’t catch mice, he was consuming Kitikat for a long time! And even the Dog Barbos - he was running around and sniffing around, wanting to eat something! In general, they kept a large animal, the only small one was a visiting sparrow - it kept jumping and chirping, but he didn’t know what he was chirping! The king had a happy life, God forbid everyone! And our fairy tale is over, well done to those who played in it! Sketch for the man’s anniversary “Postman Pechkin” HOST: Dear birthday boy! A new guest has come to our holiday and he is already knocking on the doorstep! (there is a knock on the door) HOST: Who's there? ANSWER FROM BEHIND THE DOOR: It's me, postman Pechkin! I brought telegrams for your birthday boy! (Postman Pechkin comes out with a mail bag containing telegrams to the birthday boy, on his head, as in a cartoon, a hat with floppy ears is put on) PECHKIN: I’m generally mischievous by nature, Especially when I walk, But something didn’t stop me This is Come to the hero of the day’s house today! I appreciated the solemnity of the moment, I cast aside my harmfulness at the same hour, I brought telegrams of compliments for the hero of the day! I'll read them now! (reads out telegrams from celebrities): I’ll tell you, my friend, without laughing - you’re just super, just great! On your anniversary, Edita Piekha congratulates you with love! You look like a real macho! The male reflex is in full swing in you! And this is great, otherwise I wouldn’t write... (Grigory Leps) You always look for talent in yourself And there will be happiness, I give you my word! And my word is a guarantor! (With big greetings, Alla Pugacheva!) You, like me, are full of humor and ingenuity! They say you joke like Galkin in your sleep! Always be like this! (With respect Maxim). You, my friend, have a Bulgarian flavor: You’re used to working to the limit! Handsome, smart, hot, always shaved! That's why I love you! (Philip Kirkorov) You are a young boy, no more, a darling like me! Basque Kolya sent you greetings. Do not be discouraged, my soul! (After reading the telegrams, Pechkin says): Well, I have fulfilled my duty, It’s time to go back, But if someone filled the glass, I would be very glad to drink! (they pour Pechkin a glass and he tells the hero of the day a toast): Congratulations to the hero of the day, I wish you happiness and joy! Come to me in Prostokvashino, as if you were visiting relatives! A scene for celebrating an anniversary or birthday “Landmarks for an apartment” HOST: Dear birthday boy, a representative of the state alcohol inspectorate, Senior Lieutenant Pokhmelkin, came to our holiday! And he did not come empty-handed! Meet our dear guest! (Pokhmelkin comes out wearing a cap on which “State Alcohol Inspectorate” is written in large letters, in his hands he has 4 comic road signs) POKHMELKIN: I wish you good health, birthday citizen! So that you don’t get lost, To know everything around in the apartment, These signs can be very useful, dear friend! (shows drawn comic signs one by one and explains their meaning): “CAUTION! CHILDREN CAN APPEAR HERE!” (a bed is drawn) Kama Sutra right in the morning Recommended by doctors! To know what, where and how this sign will help you! SIGNS “YOU ARE GOING ON THE RIGHT ROAD, COMRADE!” (there are 2 of them, on one there is a toilet, on the other there is a bathtub, it gives at the same time) Position indicators To choose the right direction! So that you don't get lost in your sleep, don't look for a bath in the closet! “GAS STATION” SIGN (a fork and a spoon are drawn) Here you will find some cool snacks, all the things you’ll be happy to eat! Just open the cabinet in the kitchen or clean the refrigerator! SIGN “DO NOT TURN!” (a sofa and a TV are drawn) A set for contemplation, For a break from all problems, Here will be your reclining Undisturbed by anyone! (after presenting all the signs, he says): POKHMELKIN: So, dear birthday boy, now you will feel completely safe at home! And on this occasion I want to say a toast: I wish everything goes well! Let your home be bright and cozy! And so that you never go astray, I wish that the signs come in handy! Sketch for the anniversary celebration “Italian Guest” HOST: Dear birthday boy, dear guests! Signor Nachihante came to us for the holiday from sunny Italy with his translator. No problem! Greet them with thunderous applause! (an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf thrown over his shoulder around his neck, in his hands a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with a translator) ITALIAN: Ciao cocoa, anniversary podrastanto! INTERPRETER: Hello, dear hero of the day! ITALIAN: Ciao cocoa, sesedanto darmoedo! INTERPRETER: Hello, dear guests! ITALIAN: Italiano touristo, immoral appearance! INTERPRETER: I came to you from sunny Italy! ITALIAN: Creeped diversanto passportino lost! INTERPRETER: My path was long and difficult! ITALIAN: The organism is wrapped up, the suitcase is confiscated parasito! INTERPRETER: But I’m cheerful and cheerful and I brought a whole suitcase of gifts! ITALIAN: Amore mia! TRANSLATOR: Dear hero of the day! ITALIAN: Signore gosione free! INTERPRETER: Dear guests! ITALIAN: Macarone na ushanto mon señore navesanto! INTERPRETER: Listen to me carefully! ITALIAN: Bravissimo spaghetti! The stomach is purring in the morning! TRANSLATOR: The most satisfying food is Italian spaghetti! ITALIAN: Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macarone! TRANSLATOR: Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday boy a pack of Italian spaghetti! (gives a pack of spaghetti) ITALIAN: Neprosinte begging nizachtonte neodamo! TRANSLATOR: I don’t feel at all sorry to give everything I have! ITALIAN: Pozhelanto jubiljaro great life! Don't worry about a hangover in the morning! TRANSLATOR: I wish the hero of the day good health! ITALIAN: Pozhelanto jubilaro cabbage doloranto! INTERPRETER: I also wish that there will always be a lot, a lot of money! ITALIAN: Oproquinto nemeshanto un momento free! INTERPRETER: If they offer me a drink for the hero of the day, I will not refuse! Sketch for a man’s anniversary “Congratulations from a lightly salted cucumber” HOST: To congratulate the birthday boy The brave fellow is eager to congratulate him! Let me introduce you: Lightly Salted Cucumber! (a man comes out dressed as a cucumber, i.e. he has a long green cap on his head, a bindweed made of artificial leaves can be hung on his neck, he sings a song to the hero of the day): SONG OF A PICKLED CUCUMBER: (to the tune of “Let pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles”): You sit like a cucumber, and you put on a beautiful suit this morning! You’re celebrating a birthday, you’re inviting everyone to the table, so it’s time for me to sing a song! CHORUS: I'm a pickled cucumber On my birthday I'm standing here And I'm singing my little song like a sick person! You are beautiful and so am I! You and I are alike, just like two peas in a pod! Have a snack, in Russian There is no better snack - Without me there is no way! CHORUS: I am a pickled cucumber. On my birthday I stand here and sing, like a sick person, my song! I wish you on this anniversary day to be always and everywhere well done! And of course I wish, You will fulfill, I know, So that you always hold on like a cucumber! CHORUS: I am a lightly salted cucumber On my birthday I stand here And I sing, like a sick person, My song! (further says): Dear birthday boy! On your wonderful birthday, I give you pickles! (gives a comic gift - a small jar of cucumbers) Anniversary skit “New Russian grandmothers” HOST: Dear hero of the day, dear guests! The always welcome, cheerful New Russian grandmothers came to visit us! Let's greet them with thunderous applause! (two men dressed up as grandmothers come out and take turns performing ditties) 1 BABKA. I fell in love with the hero of the day, it’s breathtaking! Don’t look, my friend, that I’m old, I’m cooler than the young one! 2 GRANDMA. You, my friend, forgot to know how old you are! Look how dirty it is, sand is pouring down behind! 1 GRANDMA. Don't scold me, friend, Don't envy me in vain! And I’ll find you a friend, Grandfather, to put it simply! 2 GRANDMA. Why am I an old grandfather? I'm younger than you! Maybe the hero of the day will compliment me too! 1 GRANDMA. Oh, let's not argue on this holiday! Our hero of the day doesn’t want to quarrel with us at all, boy! 2 GRANDMA. Our dear hero of the day, we are all glad to see you! Drink a glass with you The rewards are more important to us! SINGING TOGETHER: Congratulations, congratulations, We will not tire of congratulating you! And we all wish you Never to get tired! Sketch of congratulations for a birthday or anniversary CONGRATULATIONS FROM AN ESSENTIAL ITEM - AN IRON. (A man dressed up as an iron congratulates. For example, you can attach a long cord with a fork to his back) Dear birthday girl! I fell in love with you, my friend, I got really hot! Let me stroke you, I’ll smooth out all your problems! (approaches the birthday girl to pet her) And now I’ll give you advice, You’ll give me a drink for that later! For life to run smoothly, you need to have fun! And in order to be smooth, the husband must fatten! To make life sweeter, stroke your husband’s back more often! And for ironing and ironing, take me as your girlfriend! In order to smooth out the situation, everything must be settled peacefully! Let the anniversary go smoothly, I need a drink for order! Eh! While I spoke, I cooled a little! Hug me now, I'm warm, believe me! (The birthday girl hugs the iron) And now accept gifts and pour us on the cup! The scene “Fortune -telling on the magic egg” to the anniversary (a gypsy with a bag comes out, in which the fortune -tier eggs are hidden - Kinder Surprises, their number by the number of guests or one - for the anniversary, if it is an anniversary) Gypsy: look at my fate in the face, I will give you the opportunity , Let everyone choose an egg, forgetting about the title and position! I will help you to help you to help you to help you to help you, what will happen in the next year! (Each in turn, or one anniversary takes out an egg from the bag, breaks the peel, and the gypsy explores the contents of the kinder-a surprise) Scene for the birthday “Donna Rose from Brazil” (she has a curly wig and hat on her head, in the left hand in her left hand A small ladies' handbag, from which a bottle of vodka sticks out, a gift in the right hand is a bouquet of health, these are different fruits - vegetables - vegetables. Funny, if a man is dressed up) - I will give a gift from a sunny Brazil! I ask you to pour everyone, I want to say it! The birthday girl looks like just a class! And so now I will give her such a order: so that she has enough good health for 100 years, you need to perform a convention with an appetite to eat a bouquet! Everything in the bouquet is mine! I will tell you about him: an apple - so that you are always like this is a bulk apple! Grushka - and this, sweet, sweet pears, so that they can see the eyes and hear the ears! Carrot - I don’t feel sorry for you and sweet carrots, so that you never frowned! Luchok - and this is for you a Brazilian ray, so that no one can bring you to tears! Banana, as a guarantor of sexual capabilities, I give you no difficulties! Dear birthday, I invite you to Brazil! In our forests, well, there are a lot of wild monkeys. And, by the way, they have a favorite dish - a banana! The scene is a congratulation from the indigenous resident of the Chukotka: (on the head a shaggy hat, on the shoulders - fur, speaks with the Chukchi accent) -in our camp, one, every dog knows what the anniversary is a lot of guests! So that everyone was enough for everyone to wish: a lot of fish, venison, bread with butter, sturgeon, and, of course, milk! Well, however, all, for now! Oh! However, I forgot, the document did not hand it! From our entire camp, I give the birthday to an unlimited license for the right to hunt for any man he liked, as well as permission to catch them for fishing and shoot them with eyes! The scene "Leader of the savages" for the anniversary and retirement is the presenter: Dear birthday! The leader of the savages, by the name of Sakolodtonneuma, arrived from the distant-distant, lost in the ocean of the islands. He arrived not alone, but with one of his beloved wives. Sakhudtonone'sedoma really wants to congratulate you and give a gift from his tribe. Meet dear guests! (The leader of the savages comes out with his wife - these are two dressed up men, one of which is higher and healthier than the other is the leader’s beloved wife. Both are both in curly black wigs, bent bandages with a naked torso. The leader has a large ring in his nose, on the ears - prison , dressed panties with a joke. The male-woman has an artificial breast from the jokes of jokes, or just a bra. Both have large bright beads on the neck that can be made from traffic jams. The leader’s wife periodically asks her husband to kiss the birthday: “Dear, You can kiss him. "And the leader, interrupting his speech, answers her" Padia, the wound "). The leader (speaks in broken Russian): - Daggering the birthday man (name) - 2185 Moon Pykeshell since you are ashaaslavifil with sphagnum! (to calculate how many days ago the birthday was born) - and Sifonov you will be pierced by the sofa and, I do not publish this slif, vihot on Penzia. -Chito Takoe Penzia Mi does not know, but we were blue, Chito is a scan of karasho: you want-slate, nor do you want a freezer. -I wailed a mixed-maclaya to us: “A hard worker is not a wolf, in a jungle of Naigak”-the same that we live the type of Kipykoy Dikaryak Health, a Pabolsh is resting and Putesestfat, the best savage, Dashefsha wakes up. - And Patama Mi give Tiba Packport the “savage” (or “traveler”, these crusts can be purchased at the jokes store by putting a piece of passport with data and photography of the birthday man in them) and invite guests to our palette! (Turns to his wife): - Well, you can kiss the teiper, not very very! (The leader’s wife kisses the birthday man) The leader: - My Uvnutrenniy Voice tells me, Chito for the Prets of the Fiery FODA for us! (They bring a glass, the leader says a toast): Being all the way, we'll see it, we are waiting for the guests in our Plamy! Happy anniversary!

A series of messages “fairy tales skits”:
Part 1 - birthday scenes Part 2 - Comic tasks for guests Part 3 - comic scenes Part 4 - birthday scenes Part 5 - comic scenes Part 6 - ideas for a script Part 7 - ideas for a script

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Birthday skit “Congratulations to the plumbers”

Good afternoon, dear readers, Gennady Korolev on the topic of unusual birthday greetings with humor in the form of a skit.

Any cool congratulation on behalf of someone else’s name is remembered much longer at a corporate party or birthday, especially if there is dressing up and makeup.

You are offered a funny scenario for cheerful congratulations to plumbers in the form of a mini skit.

Plumbers

Characters: plumbers Seryoga and Petrukha. enter the hall

Seryoga shouts: Hello everyone! Boss, who's the boss here? We came here to check the facility. Well, Petrukha, read it.

Petrukha reads: Certificate of plumbing condition of the facility ________ years for wear and tear and further use.

Seryoga: Master, do you have an object ___ years old? (the owner takes the birthday girl out and puts her on a chair). Petrukha read, what should we check there?

Petrukha: 1. “handles”.

Seryoga: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof of of of of of ofs of these of of of frames of hands (he pulls and bends the birthday girl’s hands) Write, Petrukha – they twitch, but they’re still good, hold on tight, let’s move on!

Petrukha: 2. “Check the ventilation”!

Seryoga: (Blows on the birthday girl’s nose, brings a lit match to her nose, blows it out) Write, Petrukha - the thrust is normal, order, what’s next?

Petrukha: 3. “shells”

Seryoga: (checks his ears) So, there are 2 sinks, clean, washed, neat, not rusty, go ahead!

Seryoga: (gives the birthday girl a glass to drink, listens) Wow, she went well,…. write, Petrukha - snorts. At the same time, let's check the sewer pipes (puts his ear to his stomach), it works great! (looks carefully at the chair between the legs, touches it dryly!) Soooo, the valves are good, the gaskets, although old, are reliable, the main thing is dry! What's next, Petrukha?!

Petrukha: 5. “radiators” Seryoga: (touches the birthday girl’s breasts, pulls her hands away) Wow! It's scalding! Probably, owner, are these radiators warm? A?! (winks at the owner and says) - write, Petrukha, there are 2 radiators, large, hot. Everything is fine, what's next?

Petrukha: 6. “knees”

Seryoga: — Yes, knees - 2 pieces, flexible, durable, insulated with imported plumbing materials. Order! Write, Petrukha! What's next?

Seryoga: (looks under her skirt, shouts) - Petrukha, come here! Have you ever seen boners like this? Even, strong, smooth. (both stroke the birthday girl’s feet, ooh and ahh) How many more do we have down there?

Seryoga: (looks at the bidet, looks under the front hem, then sadly looks into his unbuttoned fly and says) - Petrukha, maybe we can check the bidet tomorrow sober? A?! (Petrukha agrees). -So, Petrukha, write the conclusion:

“This object has been in good working order for __ years, is durable and is suitable for use for another __ years.”

Date __________ Signature of Petrukh and Seryoga.

Petrukha: And you are the owner, if anything happens, call us, we are always happy to help if you need a drink. (drink, snort and leave)

Look how we performed this scene for my birthday.

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No. 1 – “District”

Characters : district police officer, witnesses. District police officer enters. Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in. So, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for an anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman.

I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I too! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

The first groom is French

(Any Frenchman appears on the screen, and Larisa Guzeeva begins to read out information about him). The first groom, Frenchman Adrian - 35 years old, was married, no children, no bad habits, has his own car, apartment in Paris. So, we meet the groom who came to Anna from France.

(a Frenchman comes out with a bottle of good wine and speaks with emphasis).

Frenchman: Oh, my God Anna, you are the charm of my eyes, you are simply lovely, I have the great honor to meet you. I would also like to congratulate you on your wonderful anniversary, wish you great happiness, joy, and also may this birthday be remembered for you for the rest of your life, as something bright, beautiful, let happy and joyful days begin from this birthday. And as a gift, I brought you this wonderful bottle of aromatic wine, which we will open right now. (opens a bottle of wine, pours it into glasses). And now we’ll have a drink at the Brotherhood (they sing with the birthday girl). From that moment on, we switched to “you” with you.

Dear Anya, if you make your choice in favor of me, then I invite you to my place in France, to take a walk around Paris at night.

Larisa Guzeeva: Thank you very much, now go to your room.

Rosa Sibitova: (addresses the hero of the day) Well, what do you say Anna? How do you like the groom? And I really liked him. Wealthy man.

(the hero of the day will have to answer something).

Vasilisa Volodina: The man is very good, both according to the stars and the moon, everything is with him. You and him are perfect for each other.

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters : Doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age : in the prime of life. Blood type : real “blood and milk” Vital tone : comprehensively developed Pulse : not always possible to measure, because it’s in full swing. Heart rate : inconsistent - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision : 100%, can notice any little things. Smell : a delicate sense of smell - it can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing : like a big ear.

Diseases : without any particular reason, he falls into hibernation after a luxurious dinner in a restaurant and while reading books. Daily routine : recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion : the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations :

more assets;
less negativity;
take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters : cleaning lady. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Host (or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning lady : I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.