30 table competitions for birthdays

I am coming to you as a guest, a bag full of news. Telegrams to you personally, But first, 100 grams each.

A present for you from Galya Blanca, Her broth is tastier than oatmeal, And in the first parcel there is excellent Chicken soup.

I’m glad to congratulate you alone, I’m tired of various fools. I kiss Vladimir Vinokur many times in a row.

The scene is a joke at an anniversary: two or three walkers in peasant clothes, reading poetry, take gifts out of a bag and give them to the hero of the day. Our dear hero of the day!

Vegetables contain all the vitamins. These go ahead, quickly put you on your feet and restore order.

We collected this collection according to ancient recipes. Although it is not a love spell, Viagra is not needed here.

They are always your friends, And they are famous for their aroma. Make strong friends with them, revive your tone.

The feast sometimes lasts until night, and in the morning you wake up sick. Remember - to improve your health, take his glass - another one.

A miraculous drink, which is famous in the village, You can drink it at any time With lard, onions, cucumber, You can also drink it with herring!

Don’t confuse our village with another. A stranger will never help you! Walk together with your family. Never count your years!

IT'S INDEMNITY TO PUSH AND TROoke ME SO LONG. FINALLY MAKE A DECISION. (SHOT OF VODKA)

DON'T BE SAD THAT YOU PARKED UP WITH US. NEXT YEAR WE PROMISE TO VISIT MORE OFTEN.(MONEY)

Telegram No. 2 “You don’t have a snack after the first one, but I don’t hear it the first two times!” (Christmas tree)

Telegram No. 3 “Keep in mind: I’ll climb the tree and star as much as I want!” (Star)

Telegram No. 6 “Take off my fur coat! I'm sweating!" (Herring under a Fur Coat)

Telegram No. 7 “When everything in my soul has burned out, it is useless to wait for fire from others.” (Light bulb from a garland)

Telegram No. 8 “I am not a night light or a diary, every student is waiting for me.” (Mainee)

Telegram No. 9 “It’s a long way to go, it’s hard to drag, my granddaughter doesn’t listen, let such work go to waste!” (Father Frost)

Telegram No. 10 “You should only decorate Christmas trees, but by the way, I have a soul of 4/37tR3.” (A ball that resembled the formula for its volume).

“It’s indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Finally, make a decision” (glass of vodka)

WITH A DEEP SENSE OF RESPECT, I SENT A PACKAGE TO YOU. AS A FORMER PRESIDENT, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR YOUR FAMILY.

SVETLANA AND I HAVE SHAKED ALL THE CHAMBERS IN OUR KREMLIN, THERE IS ALWAYS NOT ENOUGH MONEY, AND IT’S NOT EASY FOR ME NOW.

WE DECIDED TO SHARE WITH YOU, MAYBE WE WILL BE STARVING SOMETHING FROM THE HEART AFTER THIS SENDING FOR A MONTH.

HERE'S THREE SPOONS OF SUGAR, YOU WILL DRINK TEA WITH IT FOR A WEEK AND WE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT SUGAR FOR A DAY WITHOUT SUGAR.

WHAT IF YOU ARE NOT RICH IN TEA, MY GIRLS COLLABORATES SEND A BAGGET OF TEA AND WIPE AWAY YOUR TEARS.

THE CRISIS WILL BE FOR FIVE YEARS, AND WE ALL WILL NOT SEE ANY MONEY. THEY WILL ALSO LOOK INTO CHUBAIS, HE IS STILL LIVING, THE RED-haired Miser.

I STOLE THIS TOILET PAPER FROM HIS BATHROOM. I THOUGHT I WOULD LEAVE IT IN THE CORNER AND PUT IT AT MY OWN. I DECIDED – I’M SENDING IT TO YOU.

WHAT DO I MYSELF, I’M USED TO COSTING WITHOUT HER FOR A LONG TIME. MY FAMILY ROCKED THE FLOOR AROUND THE SHELVES EARLY IN THE MORNING.

I AM SENDING YOU A LITTLE POWDER, I COULD NOT SEND A BOX. TODAY AND SVETLANA HAS NOTHING TO WASH MY SHIRTS.

I ALSO PUT A BOTTLE IN, A FRIEND’S HEART BLEEDED, BECAUSE OF THE NAME “PUTINKA” AT LEAST EVERYTHING WAS OKAY AT THE POST OFFICE.

THIS IS HOW I ROBBED MYSELF, LIVE, NAME, BE LOVED ALWAYS WITH YOU DIMA MEDVEDEV.

2. Laughing girl Take the parcel to the one who is sitting in the farthest corner

3. It’s a pity that the gift is not for you. Bring it now to the lady who, in your opinion, has put on the brightest outfit.

4. Yes, your outfit is not simple, It’s all sparkling with beauty. Give the parcel quickly, Whoever has the longest hair.

5. Long hair is a decoration, Give the parcel to another, whose legs shine with beauty.

6.Your legs are beautiful We speak from the heart But again, alas, a mistake, Give the parcel to the one who has the most beautiful smile.

7. I now allow you to convey this gift to the one whose anniversary is today!

Ideas for gifts in the package

You can play this game with or without gifts. If you decide to use gifts, find small, inexpensive items that can be hidden in layers.

Here are some ideas:

stickers,
notebooks,
pens or pencils,
curly erasers,
icons,
hair bands,
crayons,
balloon,
bubble,
bracelets,
yo-yo,
small balls,
slimes or slimes,
keychains.

Anniversary sketch “Medical card of the hero of the day”

The scene is a joke: the doctor at the festive table reads out his medical testimony to the hero of the day.

Full name: ... Age: blooming. Pulse: beats like a fountain, sometimes impossible to measure. Blood type: many red cells, they say about these: “blood and milk.”

Heart rhythm: variable, sometimes it beats like a clock, sometimes it freezes, sometimes it breaks out of the chest from stress, anxiety or from an excess of feelings.

Life tone: versatile. Hearing: universal. Vision: clearly notices even small things, Smell: feels subtly where the wind is blowing from and where; will determine with an error of 5% who the wife communicated with; the nose reacts only to males.

Illness: for some reason he goes into hibernation after a hearty lunch, a sumptuous dinner and turning on the TV. Mode: walking, alternating with sitting, and lately, more and more often, lying down.

Medical conclusion: life is just beginning - you need to take everything that was lost, not taken, not received during everyday work.

Game “Pass the Color Parcel”

Teach young children to recognize colors by wrapping each layer in a different color of paper.

Very young children can name the color as they peel off their layer, and older children can try to guess what color is underneath the layer they are about to peel off. Don't use the same color twice. This means that children must remember which colors have already been unwrapped and try to guess the new color.

Hide colorful gifts on the last layer for everyone to see.

school parties, birthdays and for fun

for children and adults

I remember bright and cheerful, funny to tears children's scenes from school. Later, as adults, we staged skits in the group - miniatures, which went off with a bang. Competitions do not convey the same mood as skits for a narrow and wide audience. The miniatures are so bright and explosive in mood that they are remembered, perhaps, for the rest of their lives.-) It is unfair to ignore comic performances of skits. They can be put on for any occasion: both at school and for an anniversary for a woman or a man: 50, 55, 60 years old... An excellent option for a birthday.

A collection of scripts and skits for adults and teenage schoolchildren will be collected and periodically replenished here.

Yes, we will be glad if you share your options, let's collect a collection of scenes together!

So, curtains!

Dialogue about love - skit for adults Musical skit

Grandma. Darling, good one, why are you silent? Chorus. Why are you, why are you, why are you silent? Grandfather. I am not silent, I admire you! Chorus. Why are you, why are you, why am I admiring you. Grandma. You promised to come to me, but you don’t come yourself! Chorus. Why are you, why aren’t you coming to her? Grandfather. I came, but you weren’t at home. Chorus. Where are you, where are you, where have you been hanging out? Grandma. You promised to hug me, but you don’t hug me! Chorus. Why don’t you, why don’t you hug her? Grandfather. I would hug her, but you can’t hug her. Chorus. Why are you, why aren’t you losing weight? Grandma. You promised to kiss me, but you won’t kiss me! Chorus. Why are you, why are you, why are you torturing a girl? Grandfather. I would kiss her, but you won’t get her. Chorus. What are you, what are you, why are you such an idiot? Grandma. So go ahead and I’ll kiss you. Chorus. Oops, let's leave quietly!

Anniversary sketch “Parcel from the native village for the hero of the day”

The scene is a joke at an anniversary: two or three walkers in peasant clothes, reading poetry, take gifts out of a bag and give them to the hero of the day.

Our dear hero of the day...! We are from the village, dear. They remember there about the anniversary: They collected some things, sent out walkers.

This is tea made from different berries. There are raspberries and blackberries. It doesn’t look like “Ceylon”, but what a pleasure! (Gift: dried berries)

Vegetables contain all the vitamins. These go ahead, quickly put you on your feet and restore order. (Gift: beets, carrots)

We collected this collection according to ancient recipes. Although it is not a love spell, Viagra is not needed here. (Gift: any herbal mixture)

They are always your friends, And they are famous for their aroma. Make strong friends with them, revive your tone. (Gift: bunches of garlic, onions)

Although life is not easy and no glimpses are visible, But this drug will save everyone, obviously. Feel free to smear it on painful places, and you will ensure your life until you reach a hundred. (Gift: mustard)

The feast sometimes lasts until night, and in the morning you wake up sick. Remember - to improve your health, take his glass - another one. (Gift: pickle)

A miraculous drink, which is famous in the village, You can drink it at any time With lard, onions, cucumber, You can also drink it with herring! (Gift: bottle of moonshine)

Don’t confuse our village with another. A stranger will never help you! Walk together with your family. Never count your years!

Game “Pass the Parcel”: play and count

This version of the Pass the Parcel game requires a little more concentration, but is a great way to teach children to count and collaborate when solving a problem.

Place a number inside each layer of the package. The number shows how many children the package should be given to.

So, if the number is "5", all the children count together as the parcel passes from one child to the next. The fifth child must unfold the next layer and see how many times the parcel now needs to be passed.

Turnip No. 2 in a new way

Joke scene Two people come out onto the stage or elevated area (you can just be with friends, at home), one of them is dressed in a southern manner (reminiscent of old Hottabych), the other is dressed ordinary (translator). The southerner (Yu) spreads the rug and sits on it, while bowing his head. Translator (P): Hello, my dears! Today our guest from the south will tell us his tale. Yu: Po. De. Re. P: Grandfather planted a turnip. Yu: You. Re. Bo. P: The turnip has grown big. Yu: Po. De. Re. Cha. P: Grandfather went to pull the turnip. Yu: Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. P: He pulls, he pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Yu: Po. De. Bah. P: Grandfather called grandma. Yu: Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. P: Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Yu: Po. Bah. Vnu. P: The grandmother called her granddaughter. Yu: Innu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. P: Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Yu: Po. Vnu. Zhu. P: Granddaughter called Zhuchka. Yu: Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. P: A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Yu: Po. Zhu. Co. P: Bug called the cat. Yu: Co. Behind. Zhu. Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Not. Mo. P: Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Yu: Po. Co. We. P: The cat called the mouse. Yu: We. Behind. Co. Co. Behind. Zhu. Zhu. Behind. Vnu. Vnu. Behind. Bah. Bah. Behind. De. De. Behind. Re. Cha. By. Cha. And you. Re! P: A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip. The southerner says goodbye - bows his head, folding his hands in front of his chest. Translator: Thank you! Goodbye! This fairy tale is short, won’t take much time, and you don’t need to learn it specifically. It is important to know the fairy tale “Turnip”. The southerner says the first syllable of each word in the fairy tale (it’s easy, you just need to practice a couple of times), and the translator follows the development of the fairy tale and translates it.

Scene “Old Year. New Year"

An interesting version of the classic confrontation. Unlike traditional matinee versions, this sketch is not for children, but very much for adults. Recommended for display at New Year's corporate parties, celebrations and games.

HOST: New Year's Eve is the time when the old year leaves and a new one begins! And this law is inexorable! What if we had the opportunity to choose who to stay with? So, she introduced herself to the employees of one company.

Cast: OLD YEAR (either in the Santa Claus costume, or in the clothes there are elements of New Year's decoration. The year (numbers) is written on the chest); NEW YEAR (either in the Santa Claus costume or in the clothes there are elements of New Year’s decoration. The year (numbers) is written on the chest); employees (3-4 people).

Arrangement: on the left is the Old Year, on the right is the New Year. All employees are on the New Year's side.

OLD YEAR: Friends! And this is your gratitude for the year of life spent together? EMPLOYEE 1: Go away! You didn't love us! Everything about you grew more expensive, broke, and didn’t work out. EMPLOYEE 2: Did you promise that all our dreams will come true? OLD YEAR: How did I know that you would wish for victory for the Russian national football team at the World Cup?! Especially in a year when the World Cup is not held! EMPLOYEE 3: So what! We wrote and wrote notes, set fire to papers, set fire to them, then choked and choked on them, and where is the result? OLD YEAR: well, firstly, you choked because you don’t look at the expiration date on mayonnaise, and secondly, who told you that this tradition works? I can also do everything that is written on the walls in elevators. EMPLOYEE 1: Well, you don’t need to do anything special there. Svetka really is “like that”! So don’t go off topic, or better yet, just go away. OLD YEAR: Okay, I'll leave. But who will you end up with? With him? Where did you get the idea that it would be better? It's a pig in a poke! More precisely, a YEAR in the bag! In my case, in any case, prices will definitely not increase, but for him, everything is just beginning! “But he’ll immediately give us 10 days off!” Your liver doesn't think so! Well, remember how much good we had. Here you are (ADDRESSING EMPLOYEE 1), remember: in me you met your bride. EMPLOYEE 1: Yes, I remember. That’s why I stand here, doubly conscious. OLD YEAR: Well, you (TURNS TO EMPLOYEE 2), you took out a mortgage. Hehehey! EMPLOYEE 2: Yes, that’s why I definitely won’t forget you for another 25 years! OLD YEAR: Well, what about you (TURNS TO EMPLOYEE 3), wasn’t there anything good? At least remember your BD! Kebabs, sunshine, river... EMPLOYEE 3: Yes, thanks to you, my birthday coincided with a corporate field trip and I had to register with the whole team! OLD YEAR: Okay, I'll leave! But then in a couple of years you will still remember me. According to the dates in the photographs, which store your fondest memories, according to seemingly ordinary moments, but which linger in the soul for a long time... We have to take into account this, in the old years - they immediately remember only the bad things... EMPLOYEE 1: Yuri Luzhkov probably thinks so too...

(APPROACHING THE OLD YEAR) EMPLOYEE 2: Yes, okay, don't be offended! We didn't want to. You weren't bad! EMPLOYEE 3: Even very good! EMPLOYEE 1: Shall we come with us? Leave all your problems here and let's go into the New Year together? OLD YEAR: Thank you! But, unfortunately, I can’t be with you. We are not Belarus (Cuba), it should be different from year to year! NEW YEAR: At least housing and communal services tariffs! (HANDES RENT RECEIPT TO THE EMPLOYEES. THE EMPLOYEES LOOK WITH SURPRISED EYES) EMPLOYEE 1: 15%???? CHORUS TO THE OLD YEAR: Please stay!!!!!! Don't go!!!!

The Tale of the Crow (in a new way)

(The presenter reads the text, it is advisable to select musical accompaniment)

Somewhere God sent a piece of cheese to a crow; (A man comes out, holding a wad of money in his hands and counts them with a smile on his face) Crow perched on a spruce tree, (The man climbs onto a chair and counts the money again) I was just about ready to have breakfast, Yes, I was lost in thought, and I had cheese in my mouth. (With a dreamy face, holding the money in a fan, he looks somewhere into the distance) To that misfortune, the Fox ran close by; (The girl comes out with a beautiful coquettish gait, seeing the man, walks around the chair) (The man stands “not seeing” the girl) Suddenly the cheese spirit stopped the Fox: (The girl, seeing a fan of money in the man’s hands, stops and begins to coquettishly examine it) The fox sees the cheese, The fox was captivated by the cheese, (an insidious plan appears on the girl’s face, her face is towards the viewer) (The man, noticing the girl, hides the money behind his back) The cheat approaches the tree on tiptoe; She twirls her tail and doesn’t take her eyes off Crow (the girl approaches the man flirtatiously and seductively, making movements with her hands along her figure) “bewitching” music should sound... (The man smiles, but also carefully examines the girl) Presenter: And he speaks so sweetly, barely breathing: Girl: “My dear, how beautiful! What a neck, what eyes! (walks around the chair, gently touching the man with his hands) (The man carefully watches the girl so that she doesn’t notice anything...) Girl: Tell stories, really! What feathers! what a sock! (moves the man’s hands up and down, while the man tries to cover the money...) And, truly, there must be an angelic voice! (runs his hands along the lower part of the man’s torso) (The man is happy...) Girl: Sing, little light, don’t be ashamed! (Gently pulls the man from the chair and with his hands begins to hug himself in the area of the chest, hips, trying to discreetly count the money in the man’s hand) (The man resists, but not very much...) What if, sister, With such beauty (The girl says these words while looking passionately in a man's face and, unnoticed by him, runs his hand over a wad of money) and you are a master at singing!!! (bites into the man’s lips - imitation of a LONG kiss, standing with his back to the viewer) (The man stands dumbfounded and stunned) Presenter: The Prophet’s head was turned with praise, The breath stole from his goiter from joy, (The man cannot believe in his happiness, looks at the girl dumbfounded , with hope and full of strength for love...) And in response to Lisitsyn’s friendly words, the Crow croaked at the top of her crow’s throat:

(The man runs up to the girl and bites her lips, the girl plays along and returns the kiss so that the man’s money falls from his hands and crumbles...) (The man raises his hand to his head (imitation of dizziness) and, exhausted, sinks onto a chair with a blissful smile on his face , eyes closed) The cheese fell out (The girl at this time picks up the money, hides it in her purse, kisses the exhausted man on the forehead and leaves with a flirtatious gait) such was the trick with him.

“The Prince at the Gate” (children’s skit)

Prince. - Knock Knock. Servant. - Who's there? Prince. - I am the prince behind the gates. Servant. - We must report to the king. Your Majesty, King. (He's a prince.) - What is it? Servant. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” King. - So give him the gate. Servant. - Take the gate. Prince. “But I don’t need a gate.” Servant. - What do you need? Prince. - I need the princess's hand. Servant. “I need to report to the king.” Your Majesty! King. (He's a prince) - What happened? Servant. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” King. - Well, give him the gate! Servant. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” King. - What does he need? Servant. - He needs the princess's hand! King. - I need to consult with my wife! Expensive! Queen. (She’s a servant) - What happened, my love? King. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” Queen. - Well, give him the gate! King. - Give back the gate! Servant. - Take the gate. Prince. “But I don’t need a gate.” Servant. - What do you need? Prince. - I need the princess's hand. Servant. “I need to report to the king.” Your Majesty! King. (He's a prince) - What happened? Servant. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” King. - Well, give him the gate! Servant. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” King. - What does he need? Servant. - He needs the princess's hand! King. - I need to consult with my wife! Expensive! Queen. (She’s a servant) - What happened, my love? King. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” Queen. - Well, give him the gate! King. - Give back the gate! Servant. - Take the gate! Prince. “But I don’t need a gate.” Servant. - What do you need? Prince. - I need the princess's hand. Servant. “I need to report to the king.” Your Majesty! King. (He's a prince) - What happened? Servant. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” King. - Well, give him the gate! Servant. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” King. - What does he need? Servant. - He needs the princess's hand! King. - I need to consult with my wife! Expensive! Queen. (She’s a servant) - What happened, my love? King. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” Queen. - Well, give him the gate! King. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” Queen. - What does he need? King. “He wants our daughter’s hand.” Queen. - I need to talk to the princess! Darling! Princess. (She’s a king, she’s a servant) - What?! Queen. - There's a prince outside the gates! Princess. - Well, give him the gate! Queen. - Give up the gate. King. - Give back the gate. Servant. - Take the gate. Prince. “But I don’t need a gate.” Servant. - What do you need? Prince. - I need the princess's hand. Servant. “I need to report to the king.” Your Majesty! King. (He's a prince) - What happened? Servant. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” King. - Well, give him the gate! Servant. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” King. - What does he need? Servant. - He needs the princess's hand! King. - I need to consult with my wife! Expensive! Queen. (She’s a servant) - What happened, my love? King. “There’s a prince outside the gate.” Queen. - Well, give him the gate! King. “But he doesn’t need a gate.” Queen. - What does he need? King. “He wants our daughter’s hand.” Queen. - I need to talk to the princess! Darling! Princess. (She’s a king, she’s a servant) - What?! Queen. - There's a prince outside the gates! Princess. - Well, give him the gate! Queen. “But he doesn’t need a gate!” Princess. - What does he need?! Queen. - He needs your hand! Princess. - NO! Queen. - No. King. - No. Servant. - No. Prince. - Absolutely not? Servant. - Absolutely not? King. - Absolutely not? Queen. - Absolutely not? Princess. - Exactly. NO. Queen. - Absolutely not. King. - Absolutely not. Servant. - Absolutely not. Prince. - Well, at least give me the gate!

Author: Maxim

Previously in the same section:

How to celebrate the New Year 2013 - the year of the snake? Let's prepare in advance. // 26th January 2012 //
Horoscope for 2013. Horoscope by zodiac signs // 26th January 2012 //
First day of Christmas in Slovakia // 17th August 2013 //
Christmas Eve in Slovakia // 17th August 2013 //
Day of liberation from fascism in Slovakia // 5th August 2013 //

Sketch "Kolobok" in a new way

HOST: Once upon a time there lived a grandmother and grandfather, They lived together side by side, Once upon a birthday, the grandfather asked him to bake a pie. Grandma is playful from a young age, cheerful and talkative... GRANDMOTHER: I don’t have money for a pie. I’ll bake a bun, so that I spend less, I’ll knead flour and water. GRANDFATHER: Okay, grandma, I agree. The bun will be beautiful, You cook it with your soul, And at the same time sing songs. GRANDMOTHER: (adhering to grandfather) Oh, you, dear old man, Let me touch the side. GRANDFATHER: Get rid of it, go and cook, Don’t paw me yet, Night will be ahead, Then come (leaves) GRANDMOTHER: (Rolls a “kolobok” - a balloon or a ball, while humming) Gingerbread man, kolobok, Your ruddy side will be When the old man eats you, He will become as strong as a bull, He will be like a young man again, Have fun with me, I will be happy then, And I will forget about the years. (Grandma made a bun, put it on the window and left) KOLOBOK: (blows the ball off the window) Wow! Hello guys! I am my grandfather's old lunch. For my birthday, like a pie, And my name is Kolobok, I have a hot side, Until my grandfather appeared, I rolled away... HOST: A bun is rolling through the forest, and a hare meets him. (Runs, trembles, empty bottles clink in his bag) KOLOBOK: Hey, hello! Who are you? Where are you going, scythe? HARE: I'm running to the stall on business, Koresh sent for the white one. I really wanted to drink, so I quickly flew away. KOLOBOK: (walks around the hare) Who is your friend, little boy? Goat or cockerel? HARE: What are you, what are you not, of course, My friend is so sinless. His name is Gray Wolf. A real woman's rogue. He walks with Kuma - Fox, Well, he attracts chicks, He likes to have fun, Freebies to get drunk. KOLOBOK: Okay, okay, don't shake, Well, relax, smile... HARE: (sniffs, touches the bun) What's your name, my friend? Oh, what a hot side! The bread spirit is standing all around... KOLOBOK: I am called Kolobok You can only listen to me, But don’t even think about eating me, They didn’t bake me for you, Wherever you went, go there. HARE: Why are you rushing into the forest, stupid? Aren’t you afraid that they’ll eat it? KOLOBOK: I know a remedy for enemies. I invite everyone to the holiday, Grandfather’s birthday, Come to dinner too. HARE: Well, then I'm leaving. I'll warn everyone in the forest. HOST: The bun rolls further, and the gray Wolf meets him. WOLF: What kind of miracles are these, Not pie, not sausage? No arms, no legs... Hey, who are you? KOLOBOK: I am Kolobok. WOLF: Come on, you, billiards with eyes, Let me feel the barrel... (trying to touch the kolobok) KOLOBOK: Immediately feel it, it’s like that! Are you sometimes not gay? WOLF: For your words, now I will eat you... KOLOBOK: Just like that!? I’ll eat right away, Wait, wolf, Come visit, my friend, Do you know Grandma and Grandpa’s house? Come there for lunch. WOLF: Okay, I convinced you. Well, bye, I dusted off. HOST: The bun rolls further, and a bear meets it. BEAR: What kind of ball is this that is bouncing around my clearing? Hey, rosy, who is he? (Kolobok, shying away, wants to pass by) KOLOBOK: I’m not tasty... BEAR: Hey, wait! This time I want to devour you, Then I will continue to stomp. KOLOBOK: Who are you, clumsy? BEAR: I am the Bear, the terror of animals! KOLOBOK: Okay, Misha, don’t growl, It’s better to come and visit Grandfather for his birthday. I invite guests. Come too, quickly. BEAR: Okay, if this is the case, then I’ll come, go, don’t be brave. HOST: The bun rolls further, and the Fox meets it. (looks flaunting in the mirror, walks through the forest) KOLOBOK: Who else is this? Fox? Oh, what bodies! FOX: Oh, ruddy bun (sniffs) Wow, what a fragrant side! Come to me, my friend, I remember you a little. KOLOBOK: Oh, beautiful Fox, gray wolf maiden, I won’t walk with you, I’m afraid of your friend. FOX: Don't be afraid of his friend, I'll deal with the wolf. I’m afraid of him myself, But I’ll have fun with you, And then I’ll treat myself. KOLOBOK: Oh, you’re a cunning cheat, Well, I’m not a fool, You’ll come to my grandfather, You’ll spend the night with me. FOX: Okay, I’ll come, of course... KOLOBOK: I’ll have fun, who isn’t sinless? GRANDMOTHER: (comes out to see if the bun has cooled down or not, but it hasn’t) Strange, where is the bun, the birthday cake? What should I treat my grandfather with, what should I lure him into the night? What, is the treat ready? For my birthday? KOLOBOK: (runs out to grandma and grandpa) Hey, owners, hello! Have you prepared lunch? Guests will come to you now. I called them... GRANDMOTHER: Just like that!? Grandfather, look at the miracles The gingerbread man opened his eyes. I made a bun, and we got a son. GRANDFATHER: Oh, grandma, well done! At least she gave me a son back down the aisle, maybe we can make a daughter too? GRANDMOTHER: Oh, you dear old man, is your “pod” still alive? GRANDFATHER: Oh, you’re being naughty, old lady, Set the table quickly, Get out the plates and mugs, I went for champagne. GRANDMOTHER: (singing) Unfortunately, birthdays are only once a year GRANDFATHER: (enters with a bottle in his hands) Kolobok, where are the guests? KOLOBOK: And here they are. (Drum rolls, noise, din are heard. A detachment of congratulatory people appears) HARE: (walks ahead of the column) Who walks together in a row?! ALL ANIMALS: Congratulations to the squad! HARE: One, two, three, four, five Let's congratulate Grandfather We came to congratulate Grandfather, Happy birthday to the whole crowd... ALL ANIMALS: You are the mistress, don't be shy, Sing a song with us! (Everyone sings) SONG OF THE BEASTS (to the tune of the song “Wonderful Neighbor”) Grandfather’s birthday The table is set for all the guests You are the host, smile, Pour us champagne To you today Everyone has raised a toast more than once It’s your holiday today, That means it’s our holiday too . Chorus: Pa-pa-pa-pa-raru-pa, etc. Congratulations on your birthday And we wish you many years to come, Because you, dear Wonderful neighbor, Dance with us, We celebrate your ringing song with a binge We celebrate your anniversary with a cheerful crowd. Chorus: the same GRANDMOTHER: (and all the participants in the fairy tale) You, birthday boy, accept a pie instead of a kolobok, so that he can celebrate your birthday together in dreams. (Give a cake or pie). HOST: This is where the fairy tale ends. Well done to those who were with us.