Competition program for grandmothers on March 8

Scenario of the competitive and entertainment program “Come on, grannies!”
Goal: To cultivate love and respect for the older generation, for your family, the traditions of your family, the desire to learn more about their lives, develop their horizons by studying the life path of older family members, develop creative abilities, teach them to show their love, care, foster responsibility for assigned work, feelings of collectivism in the process of preparing for the holiday, promote awareness of the importance of family values; foster a sense of pride in your family. Form: competitive - entertainment program. Methods: collective creative activity. Preparatory work: prepare diplomas for awards, teach songs, dances and poems to students; prepare props for a sports relay race. Event plan: 1.Opening of the holiday.
2. Competitive and entertainment program. 3. Rewarding. 4. Words of gratitude and wishes. Progress of the holiday program
Child 1. Today is a holiday, today is a holiday! Holiday of grandmothers and mothers. This is the kindest holiday, It comes to us in the spring. Child 2. This is a holiday of obedience, Congratulations and flowers, Diligence, adoration, A holiday of the best words. 1st presenter. Good afternoon friends! 2nd presenter. Hello, dear guests! Presenters (together). Welcome to the competition “Come on, grannies!” Child 1. Grandmother is the best friend, teacher, intercessor, storyteller and cook. In a word, a grandmother is a grandmother! Child 2. But whose grandmother is the best, a competition will help us find out. Let's greet our participants with applause! Presentation of the competition participants. 1st presenter. Our dear grandmothers! Various competitions have been invented for you, by participating in which you must expend a lot of effort, energy, and show your wit. 2nd presenter. In the competition you must show yourself to be strong and dexterous, because every new test is a step towards victory. 1st presenter. The jury will help evaluate your skills and your efforts. Jury presentation. 2nd presenter. And here is the first warm-up competition.
I competition.
"LET'S GET ACQUAINTED!" (Grandmothers take a piece of paper from the tray and answer the question)
When and where did you go to first grade? What poem from the school curriculum do you remember? What event of your school childhood do you remember most? What sport did you play? What is your favorite jam? What's your favorite TV show? What is your favorite activity? Do you like to bake pies? Which? What is your favorite subject at school? What subject does your grandson (granddaughter) like? What is your grandson's (granddaughter's) favorite dish? What March 8 gift do you remember most? What do you like to give your grandchildren for the holidays? What is your deepest wish? What is the happiest moment of your life? What did you dream of becoming in your youth? What do you like to do in your free time? Do you feel like a grandmother?

II competition “SPLACES OF FOLK WISDOM”
1st presenter. Dear grandmothers, during your life you have managed to see and hear a lot. While raising your children and grandchildren, you obviously often used proverbs and sayings. Therefore, you will cope with this test without difficulty. You need to complete the proverb: 1. Small - yes... (deleted). 2. The tree has strong roots... (man - friends). 3. They are greeted by their clothes... (they are seen off by their intelligence). 4. A gift horse... (don’t look it in the mouth). 5. Water off your face…. (not to drink). 6. Courage... (takes the city). 7. Fear... (eyes large). 8. Try it on seven times - (cut it once). 9. You drive more quietly - (you will continue). 10. Quieter than water, (lower than grass). 2nd presenter. You've mastered the proverbs. Now comes the riddles. 1. All full of holes, and angry, and biting. Only her grandmother gets along with her, she rubs her sides and strokes her. (Groat.) 2. The guys will bend me over - and the rain will fall on the beds. (Water can) 3. Water flows from a hot well through the nose. (Kettle.) 4. Little Erofeyka wore a short belt, hopped and hopped across the floor and sat down in the corner. (Broom.) 5. The house is windowless and closed, but it’s cold inside. If a cat is sitting next to it, it means the cat is hungry. (Refrigerator.) 6. From which ladle do they not drink or eat, but only look at it? (The constellation Ursa Major) 7. A whole island of ice floats back and forth. Above the water is the ear, under the water is the belly. (Iceberg) 8. I’m sitting astride, I don’t know who I’m on. (Hat) 9. There is water all around, but drinking is a problem. (Sea). 10. He has a lot of teeth, but doesn’t eat anything.
(Comb) III competition “ONE WORD, TWO WORDS – THERE WILL BE A SONG”
Presenter 1: Grandmothers more than once had to sing for their grandchildren and granddaughters. Now our grandmothers will sing children's songs verse by verse. (Grandmothers receive envelopes with the task and prepare to complete it).
Participants choose an envelope for themselves and perform one verse of the song to the soundtrack. (“Clouds”, “From a smile”, “Teaching at school”, “Blue carriage”, “Two cheerful geese”, “Antoshka, let’s go dig potatoes”, “Tired toys are sleeping”, “Let them run clumsily”, “In the forest” A Christmas tree was born”, “Cheburashka”, “It’s fun to walk together”).

IV Competition “GRANDMOTHERS AT THE DESK”
Presenter 2: (As a rule, mothers and fathers are at work, and grandmothers often help prepare their grandchildren’s homework; let’s test their knowledge; continue the lines) - The little son came to his father…. - Here is my village... - Mom is sleeping, she is tired... - Frost and sun... - Winter is angry for good reason... - I remember a wonderful moment... - They were driving an elephant along the street... - Three girls under the window... - A storm is covering the sky with darkness... - A jumping dragonfly sang red summer... - We must, we must wash ourselves... Presenter 1: Now let’s check how grandmothers know fairy tales and fairy-tale characters. 1. Anyone who knows this fairy tale from childhood will understand what I’m talking about: What vehicle brought Emelya to the Tsar? (Oven) 2. I found myself in a strange forest, the Wonderland of Wonderland. I'm here with the rabbit. Do you know what my name is? (Alice) 3. The telephone was ringing in the apartment. Papa Elephant spoke to me and asked for chocolate. More pood! Tell me, where did he call from? (From the camel) 4. Carlson lived in a small house, His house was higher than the rooftops. Carlson was friends with the boy, Called him... (Kid) 5. Who ran across the bridge, tore a leaf from the maple tree? It's from a fairy tale, a goat. Her name is ... (Dereza) 6. Answer without prompting, Who is the author of this fairy tale: In the fairy tale, a cat on two legs walks in red boots, a lush feather in his hat? The author of the fairy tale is ... (Charles Perrault) 7. The Queen flew across the winter sky on a snow sleigh. I touched the boy by accident. He became cold and unkind... (Kai) 8. He is so lilac, he waves his hand cheerfully. He fell to us from the moon - The kids know, they love. (Luntik) 9. The duck knows, the bird knows, Where Koshchei death lurks. What is this item? Give me a quick answer, my friend. (Needle) 10. The swamp is her home. Vodyanoy comes to visit her. (Kikimora) Presenter 2: Our participants can rest a little, and our children have prepared poems for their grandmothers. Poems for grandmothers Dear grandmother! Don’t count the years in vain, Don’t be sad that your temples have turned grey. This always happens in nature: Snowstorms leave a trail. Even though your life was not easy, there was still joy and happiness in it. Be strong, dear, hold on, Bad weather will pass by. After all, your wealth is WE: Daughter, son, grandchildren, even great-grandchildren! You will live for a long, long time, so that you can nurse your great-great-grandchildren too!!! ** You gave so much warmth and kindness! Always sheltered me from grief and evil. Thank you, grandma, for being you. Your kindness cannot be measured, cannot be counted. Be healthy, good mood, After all, you are the kindest on Earth. We love you endlessly, immeasurably. Be there... There is probably nothing more important. ** TOGETHER WITH GRANDMOTHER The two of us live very friendly with my grandmother! Together we go for walks, Together we go to bed, Together we wash the dishes - True, true! I will not lie! We don’t like to be discouraged, We can sing and dance - Grandma will clap for me, Well, I’ll spin and stomp! I try not to be capricious, I don’t shed tears, but I smile - We are great friends with her, Because we are FAMILY! ** I want to congratulate my grandmother! Dear grandma, I love you! I wish you very long years. There has never been a closer friend in the world. You always forgive everything, you will always understand everything, And you will find the answer to all questions, You will give sincere advice, sincerely loving. Dear grandmother, happy holiday to you! ** TO GRANDMOTHER Everyone has finally fallen asleep, They won’t spy on my secret, Because for grandma I’ll draw a bouquet. Roses, asters, daisies will flash brightly on the postcard. I will write to my grandmother, How much I love her, That I always praise her pancakes. It’s good that everyone fell asleep, it’s already dawn outside the window. I love you, grandma, and I give you a bouquet! ** My grandmother is with me, And that means I am the boss in the house, I can open cabinets, water flowers with kefir, play football with a pillow, and clean the floor with a towel. Can I eat cake with my hands? Slam the door on purpose! But this won’t work with mom. I've already checked. ** LULLABY FOR GRANDMOTHER Bye-bye-bye-bye, Sleep, dear grandmother, You are so tired today, You washed my dress in the morning, And then I went shopping, I bought oranges, Waffles, half a kilo of sweets, Sherbet with pineapples! And when lunch came, you fried a cutlet, cooked borscht with cabbage, and fed me for a whole hour. I also read a book about a funny monkey, played hide and seek, played ball, watched a program... In general, you were very tired - It’s a pity that I didn’t help! Presenter 1: And now our children will show how they will help their grandmothers in the garden.
Sports relay race “Plant and Harvest” V competition “HOMEWORK”
Presenter 2: Our contestants were asked to bake a signature homemade pie or cake.
We have no doubt at all that our grandmothers are excellent cooks, but still the tasters will be members of our jury. VI competition “DANCE”
Presenter 1: Our grandmothers can not only solve riddles, cook, sing, but also dance. I invite both children and grandmothers to dance. Dance “Chunga-Changa” Presenter 2: Our competition program has come to an end. We ask the jury to sum up the results and announce the winners. Summing up the results of the competition. Presenter 1: Our dear grandmothers, thank you very much for your active participation in competitions. You managed to maintain your youth of soul, sharpness of mind, kindness of heart, despite the difficulties of life that you had to overcome. Grandmothers are the kindest, wisest, bravest and most skillful, gentle and strict, affectionate and demanding, the most dear. They have vast experience behind them, which helps both their children and their grandchildren. Love and appreciate them tenderly, do not cause pain with your words and actions, be kind and sensitive to them. 1st child: Girls and boys, come with us and say thank you to grandma for songs and fairy tales, for troubles and affection, for delicious cheesecakes, for new toys. 2nd: For books and counting rhymes, For skis and jump ropes, For sweet jam, For long patience, For our upbringing, For your attention to us. 3rd: Today we wish grandmothers and mothers Health and good luck, Fun and love! 4th: You are the most beloved, You are the most beautiful May all your Hopes and dreams come true. 5th: Our holiday is already over, what else can we say? Let me wish you good health in parting, Don’t get sick, don’t get old, Don’t ever get angry, That’s how young you will always remain. Children present crafts to grandmothers and mothers. The jury announces the results of the competition.
Nominations: Grandma-sweetheart Grandma-beautiful Grandmother-darling Grandma-pavushka Grandma-nightingale Grandmother-cute Grandmother-swan Grandma-young Grandma-sudarushka Grandmother-laughing Grandma-wise-minded Presenter
2: Let women’s day never end! Let the streams sing in your honor! Let the sun smile on you! May your dreams come true! Presenter 1: Thank you very much! See you again! Good health and long life to you, dear grandmothers!

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The most unusual beauty contests

This post is about the completely unnecessary information you receive on the Internet.

I decided to read about a beauty from Iraq who was shot in Baghdad. Several articles immediately appeared about the dead Beauty Queens.

While I was making the post, I learned a lot about various beauty contests in the world, and at the same time, I learned something that is at least somehow related to this topic.

UNUSUAL BEAUTY CONTESTS

1. Miss plastic surgery. It is not difficult to guess that the girls had to change something in their appearance through plastic surgery.

Now we are recruiting for the next competition.

When I was looking for photos about this competition, I simultaneously read a lot of jokes about plastic surgery.

A woman comes to a plastic surgery clinic and says:

- No remedies or ointments help, maybe you can help me get rid of wrinkles? - Of course, we will help. We have developed the latest unique method for removing wrinkles. A small screw will be implanted into the back of your head, as wrinkles appear, you will screw it, the skin will tighten, and the wrinkles will disappear. The operation was successful, but after a while the woman came to the clinic again: “Doctor, now I have bags under my eyes.” - Our dear, these are not bags, but your breasts, and if you tighten the screw so diligently, then a beard will appear!

As they say, the new is the old well-botoxed!

2. Competition for prostitutes.

At the same time, I learned that “at the All-Russian beauty contest “National Crown of Russia” a scandal broke out due to the fact that the contender for victory, Kristina Mankova, was engaged in prostitution, despite her title “Miss Nizhny Tagil 2015”

3. Beauty contests among pregnant women are held in many countries around the world.

I didn’t learn anything new about pregnancy.

4. Grandmother competition.

Held in many countries, there is even Mrs. Granny Universe. Most of all I liked the photos of Brazilian grandmothers.

Along the way, I learned that “23-year-old Romanian Rifka Stanescu has become the youngest grandmother in the world, reports The Sun. her first child, a girl Maria, at the age of 12. A year later, Nikalaya gave birth to a boy. And at the age of 11, her daughter Maria gave birth to a son, Jonah ."

Somehow she looks older than Brazilian grandmothers, who are 45-55 years old.

5. “Miss Elephant” competition.

Popular and traditional competition in Thailand. Dedicated to protecting elephants and expanding beauty standards. A mandatory requirement for participants is a weight of at least 90 kg.

At the same time, for some reason I read about elephants swimming in the Black Sea in the city of Evpatoria. That on City Day in St. Petersburg, elephants walked through the city center. That in some unknown point of the World Ocean, someone filmed elephants and camels calmly swimming in a group. The article had a loud headline: “The Apocalypse is approaching: camels and elephants go into the ocean, fleeing the unknown.”

6. Miss Fat and Beautiful is held in Israel. Dedicated to the same thing, the conditions are the same, only without elephants...

Here I was stuck on various diets for a long time, which I forgot immediately after watching.

7. In Vietnam there is a beauty contest called “Miss Dairy Cow”. I was prepared to look at anything, but the winner was the cow.

Along the way, I was offered topics to view: “How to treat a cow,” “A cow on maternity leave,” “What to do if a cow kicks?” I resisted and didn’t read. But I couldn’t miss the article “What a cow looks like in heat.” Here a discovery awaited me, because “hunt” comes from the word “want”, that is, the cow is ready for fertilization, she urgently needs a bull. It’s a long time to write, but I read with interest the tips on how to identify a cow in a large herd that wants a bull.)))

8. Beauty contest for the elderly.

The ages of the beauties range from 60 to 90. This seemed unfair to me, there is too much age range.

Competition for seniors in Vitebsk

Rita Berkowitz is an 83-year-old winner in Israel.

Then I delved deeper into studying proposals for boarding houses for the elderly.

The Internet is evil. Of course, there is also a lot of benefit from it, but how much unnecessary information we get every day from viewing this or that page.

At the very end, we also talk about something unusual during the Beauty Contest.

In Scotland, a 55-year-old woman competed with her daughter in a beauty contest

In Scotland, a 55-year-old woman named Laurie Meysack, who is the mother of 4 children, competed at the next Miss Galaxy beauty contest and was one of the main contenders for the title of her 24-year-old daughter Amy.

Daughter Lori Meysak has been working in the modeling business since she was 19 years old. In addition, she actively takes part in various beauty contests. Previously, her 55-year-old mother only provided the girl with moral support. However, the woman’s friends insisted that she try her hand at these competitions. Amy's daughter took great pleasure in helping her mother prepare.

Ultimately, 24-year-old Amy won the title of Miss Grand International Scotland. The girl's main competitor at this beauty contest was her mother Lori, who was awarded the status of first runner-up.

Competition program for the class “Our Fair Lady”