Congratulations on the last call to the Mathematics teacher
There is no way without mathematics, We have clearly understood this, After all, we have taught you the queen of all sciences by heart.
Thank you, we speak For logarithms, theorems, Now we do not see any problem in large formulas.
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, The bell is about to announce the start for us, And the knowledge that was given to us will add confidence to everyone.
Mathematics, undoubtedly, is the Queen of all sciences, After all your lessons, it is not an empty sound to us.
The last bell will ring, We will dance a sad waltz, But always, teacher, we will remember you with respect.
We are well prepared for adult life, We can multiply, subtract and add, To impart even a crumb of knowledge into us, You had to put in a lot of effort.
The last bell loudly announces - The time has come for us to leave school, And to you, the best teacher, we wish you Health, strength and life only for five!
We can add, multiply, Subtract or divide, We will make every effort, Knowledge so as not to forget.
And we wish the teacher, May the supply of patience never run out, May everyone in the team honor you!
And let the savvy children replace us, And let them gain all this knowledge with interest!
Dear Mathematics teacher, we congratulate you on the Last Bell. May the coming summer multiply all your strength, add great opportunities and good luck to your dreams and aspirations. Thank you for a fruitful year, in which there were many advantages, thank you for a fascinating journey through the wilds of Mathematics. We wish you health and peace of mind, a wonderful holiday and only progress in life.
Let the Last Bell make your life more fun, And let the Sea of bold ideas knock on your home!
The years rush by brightly, And sadness does not touch, Let children always learn Mathematics!
You made us friends with numbers, And taught us how to count everything, We talked to you about a lot of things, We want to thank you.
The last call will be for all of us, We will remember it for a long time, May success await everyone ahead, And, of course, we will not forget this day.
We will give smiles to everyone around us, We will fill the moment with warmth, Let a friend support you nearby, In everything, teacher, good luck to you.
We learned different numbers, And we went through a lot with you, We want to congratulate you today, Leaving sadness completely far away.
The last bell will ring, And let us remember all your lessons, Let your soul not hurt at all, And life only becomes more beautiful.
We will always remember you, Thank you for what you taught us, And let the years fly forward, We have kept our lessons in our memory.
Equations, problems and graphs. You taught us everything in an instant! And for many now mathematics can be easily straightened out.
As we leave today, we wish you a 100% result on the Unified State Examination, you will definitely be able to do it! We know that nothing can stop you.
The best teacher explained the laws of mathematics, subtraction and addition to us clearly. We sincerely wish you, with great respect, Happy days, immense good luck!
Let the team appreciate you, your successes multiply, let the kids rush to you from recess, and all your wishes, of course, come true, but not after decades, but instantly!
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Congratulations to the math teacher on the last bell, sketch
Sketch “Math Lesson”
It starts with the results of the test.
Teacher:
Let's summarize the test results. Shestopalov!
Shestopalov (jumps up):
Yes, Marina Alekseevna.
Teacher:
Sit down three!
Shestopalov:
I’m sitting, working, Marina Alekseevna!
Teacher:
Baseks – five! And Kovalenko – three!
Kovalenko:
Why are there five Basekovs, and I am three? We have the same answers!
Teacher:
Not only the right answer is so important, but also the right decision! Come on, Vova, how did you reduce this fraction?
Teacher:
That's why you got a C!
Teacher:
Before studying a new topic, let's repeat the formulas for the areas of figures you know. For example, a circle (draws a circle). Christina, please write down the formula for the area of a circle.
Christina goes to the board, doesn’t know what to write. The class prompts: “Pier squared.” The teacher turned away at this time. Christina, having drawn a square, writing “pier” inside, finishes drawing the face. The teacher turns around and his glasses climb onto his forehead.
Teacher:
Sit down, Christina! Five for a sense of humor and resourcefulness, and a score in mathematics!
Christina:
And the arithmetic mean is three! Thank you, Marina Alekseevna!
Teacher:
And now we move on to a new topic. Write down the topic: “Calculating the area of a triangle using Heron’s formula.”
The teacher writes Heron's formula on the board.
At this time, the student’s pen at the first desk falls. While he is getting it out, the neighbor places a button.
Student (sits on the button and jumps up and yells):
Are you completely crazy?
Teacher (turning around and saying in confusion):
Yes, it’s not me, it’s the formula!
Teacher (turning to the class):
I don’t understand, what kind of sound is this?
Snoring is heard. Lobunko sits on the last desk wearing glasses with open eyes glued on them.
Lobunko doesn’t react at all.
Teacher (approaches the student):
What happened to you?
He takes off his glasses and sees Lobunko’s closed eyes. He is waking up.
Teacher:
You're lucky, you're sleeping! Are we bothering you?
Lobunko:
No, don't interfere! I am not sleeping! This is a new method for memorizing formulas!
Teacher:
Your method doesn't really help! You still get a D in a quarter!
Mother:
Three or life?
Lobunko (kneels in front of the teacher):
Save my mom! Last time!
Sketch about the school principal at KVN
Characters:
- Valentina Ivanovna – mathematics teacher
- Anton Vladimirovich – director
- Petrov is a student.
The principal is sitting at the table and looking through a class magazine. The teacher sits next to him.
VI : Well, what can we do with him, Anton Vladimirovich? I don't know what to do anymore. I've even talked to my parents. There's no point. Take yesterday, for example. 20 people went with him to the zoo to tease the bear. Someone played to such an extent that they fell into the pool. It's simply unbearable!
AV : Valentina Ivanovna, there’s no need to talk. As you know, we cannot exclude it; no one will allow it. They will say that the teacher cannot calm down some boy. Call Petrov here immediately! Petrov from behind the scenes: I'm already here!
Petrov enters
AV : So, Petrov, don’t make faces! At least act serious sometimes! When will you stop being mischievous? Neither the teachers nor I have any strength anymore. I’m asking you in a good way, why did you smear the board with stearin?
Petrov : You ask strange questions, Anton Vladimirovich. Isn't it clear? So that nothing can be written.
AV : And why?
Petrov : I just wanted to.
AV : Did you just want to? (the director becomes furious). I, too, you know, want a lot of things, but I don’t allow myself that. How were you not ashamed of Sergei Nikolaevich to pour water on the chair?
Petrov : I wanted to show everyone that he wears warm underwear, because no one wanted to believe me.
AV : This is just the height of my understanding. So, Petrov, you will have more. It’s okay, just wait until we send you to a colony.
Petrov : Yeah.
AV : You will only be sitting on water and stale bread.
Petrov : Yeah.
AV : Rats and cockroaches will eat you there.
Petrov : Yeah.
The director slammed his fist on the table.
AV : Stop talking! Why did you get a D in geometry?
Petrov : So our dear Valentina Ivanovna asked me about an obtuse angle, although she herself did not ask this topic.
VI : (wipes a tear from her cheek) Why didn’t you ask? How I asked!
Petrov : Then why wasn’t this written down in my diary?
AV : So, Petrov, that’s enough. Leave the class.
Petrov comes out.
VI : Anton Vladimirovich, I honestly asked this topic. I didn’t really use my brains.
AV : Did Petrov warn you that he was not ready?
VI : Well, yes.
AV : And you asked him anyway?
VI : Yes, what else could I do? The whole class looked at me sideways.
AV : And you gave him two?
VI : Yes.
AV : Oh, Valentina Ivanovna. Well, you could have given it a C grade.
VI : (looks at the director disapprovingly). Anton Vladimirovich, who do you take me for? I have a conscience and some basic self-respect.
Petrov enters with his older brother.
Older brother : What has my brother done again? (Gives Petrov a slap on the head). Shut up! I will already raise you as a human being. Anton Vladimirovich, how is his academic performance?
AV : Not good. Solid deuces.
Elder brother : Everything is clear. Come here (to Petrov).
Petrov comes up, and the older brother gives him another slap on the head.
Older brother : Blockhead, are you going to study or not?!
AV : Don’t do that to him. He is a good boy. That’s what Valentina Ivanovna says.
Older brother : Ahh, this is Valentina Ivanovna. Very nice. (To Petrov) Give me 200 rubles. Why did you tell everyone that this was for Valentina Ivanovna’s wreath? Give it here quickly! And those 200 rubles that you received by saying that the director would soon recover from the flu.
The director is first outraged, then angry.
AV : Both of them left here quickly!
The Petrov brothers leave. Shouts of “ahhhh!” can be heard from behind the scenes.
AV : Valentina Ivanovna, he’ll kill that unfortunate Petrov. Petrov! Come here!
Petrov enters.
AV : Petrov, I beg you very much, you are a smart boy. We will help you finish school. Just help us too. What is two and two?
Petrov : Four.
AV : You see how great you are! Now let's ask about geometry. Ask a question, Valentina Ivanovna.
VI : What is an equilateral triangle?
Petrov : A triangle with all sides equal.
AV : Wonderful! We'll give you three.
Petrov : Four.
AV : Valentina Ivanovna, what did you ask for tomorrow?
VI : Angle bisector.
AV : Well, Petrov, will you learn it? I personally ask you.
Petrov : Yes, I will learn, Anton Vladimirovich, don’t worry so much. True, Valentina Ivanovna won’t ask me. She does this all the time. I teach, but she doesn’t ask. But if I don’t learn it, he’ll ask right away. Just some kind of conspiracy!
AV : He will ask, I promise you. Just don’t forget, if you get another bad grade, you’ll be expelled from school. And you won’t be able to get into any other one. Now go.
Petrov leaves.
AV : And now you, Valentina Ivanovna. If you give the Petrovs a bad grade again, I’ll fire you. And you know that you won’t be able to get any more work. Free!
VI leaves. The director sits down on a chair, the object breaks and the director falls to the floor.
Author: Popova Ilona.
Funny skits about school for Last Bell
The 2020-2021 academic year is ending. The last bell will be celebrated at school soon, and do you want to stage skits about teachers for this holiday? Performing such numbers will cheer up the children and make the teachers smile.
We offer several options for skits about subject teachers for the Last Bell of 2021. These funny miniatures play out various classroom situations. Another favorite theme for school mini-productions is exams and tests. And, of course, you can put funny miniatures about the teachers who conduct them.
Skits about teachers for Last Call
*** Before the test, the teacher gathers the students and reassures them: - Don’t worry, everyone will receive a positive assessment! Student: – What is a positive assessment? Teacher: - Above zero!
*** The following miniature is played during the exam. The teacher carefully monitors the students and from time to time expels those from the class who have cheat sheets. The head teacher looks into the classroom: “How’s the exam going?” I think there are a lot of cheaters here! Teacher: - No, the lovers have already gone home. Only professionals remain here.
Sketch about a Russian language teacher at Last Call
*** Three students meet. First: - Tomorrow again Russian... And again I’m not ready for the lesson. And why do we need this item? Once we finish school, no one will need it. Well, what's the difference, for example, in writing TSYA and TSYA with or without a soft sign? Second student: - You will be surprised, but every time you write “I like”, one Russian language teacher dies in the world. And when you write “like”, he turns over in his grave. Third student: – To everyone who says: “Why write correctly, we’re not in a Russian language lesson,” I can wish to meet a surgeon who will operate on them with the words: “Why carefully cut and sew up? We’re not taking cutting and sewing courses.”
*** The teacher asks before the essay: - Vovochka! I hope we won’t see that you’re cheating on the Unified State Exam? Student: - I hope so too, Marya Ivanna...
*** The school director calls the teacher and asks: “Why are your parents complaining about you, dear?” Teacher: - On me? And for what? – And you give the students some strange grades. Here, look. The director puts a stack of notebooks on the table. The teacher, flipping through them: “My students wrote an essay on the topic “How I spent this summer.” Well, that's what we did, that's what we got. That’s why I gave them not “3”, “4” and “5”, but 18+ and 16+...
*** During a literature lesson, the teacher asks: - Well, guys, have you read the novel “War and Peace”? Nobody is answering. Then one student jumps up on the spot and shouts: “Should I have read it?!” Teacher: - Of course! Student: - And I rewrote it.
Skits about subject teachers for Last Call
Spectators at the Last Bell celebration will also enjoy a sketch about a history lesson.
The teacher appears in the classroom: – Hello, children! Let's check how you prepared for the lesson. Petrov, please tell me who was the French military leader of the War of 1812?
Petrov (shrugs): - Mmmm... Teacher: - It’s okay. I will help. Like... Petrov: - On the field... tractor? – Who is this tractor? - He. Teacher: - That's right, Napoleon...he! And his full name is Napoleon Bona...
Student: - Napoleon Bonaqua? - Almost. Tell me, what does Bonaqua stand for? - On the desk. - A lot of things? - Lots of desks! - So, that means Napoleon Bona... - ... desk. Teacher (falls on a chair, wipes sweat from his forehead): - Well, thank God, the students who knew me got caught!
The following miniature about school will also amuse those present.
During a math lesson, the teacher says: “Hello!” Today we will review the material covered and solve tests. Why are there so few of you again? Ivanov, why weren’t you at school yesterday? Student: “Why don’t I go to school?” – I thought... and didn’t go.
Teacher: - Petrov, why have you been late for the first lesson for the eighth day now? What conclusion should I draw? Student: - That my alarm clock is broken.
Teacher: - Sidorov, why weren’t you at four lessons yesterday? Student: - I spent the whole day yesterday struggling with the thirst for knowledge. - So how is it? – I only won two lessons from her.
Teacher (opens the magazine): - So, who is missing from us today? Where is Ptitsyn? – He’s still sleeping, he came yesterday. - Sinitsyn? - What are you talking about, it’s only the second period, and he appears by the third. -Where is Kuritsyn? “He can’t come, he has a driving test, and he hasn’t been able to pass it for the fifth time.”
Teacher: - Well, everyone has good reasons. So, let's combine debit with credit. In the morning there were 20 people in the class, after the second lesson there were 13, by the last lesson there will be 9 left. But I hope that by the Last Bell everyone will be there.
You can put on a scene like this about a teacher in a chemistry lesson for Last Call.
Teacher: - Tanya, what color did you get the solution? Tanya gets up from her seat: “Red.”
Teacher: - Well done, sit down, high five. Zina, what about you? Student: - Orange.
Sketch “From the history of mathematics”
A cap:
The skit is dedicated to a mathematics lesson at school (performed for a mathematics teacher - as it is more convenient to insert into the context of the program for the last bell).
To perform it, the participation of at least seven boys, dressed in sheets, which will symbolize tunics, is required. You will also need long sticks, holding which the youths will pretend to be behind bars.
Music announcing the beginning and end of the scene is included.
From the history of mathematics
Music is playing.
Voice-over: In 529, Emperor Justinian closed the Athenian schools and declared mathematicians heretics and criminals. The decree read: “The reprehensible art of mathematics is completely prohibited.”
There are two standing. Both have very mysterious faces. They hide the sheets of paper in their bosoms and whisper to each other.
First
: - Did you bring it?
Second
: - Brought it.
First
: - Let's go to?
Second
: - Let's.
They sit down and begin to remove the paper. Here comes a vigilante
:
- Yeah! Sit down, my dears! What do we have? Ah, we solve the problem! Come here, I'll trample her. ( Tears the sheets out of his hands and tramples
) And you get up and go into the cage.
Ooh, hated mathematics! ( treads on the father of modern paper again
)
Takes them to jail. Mathematicians are behind bars. Security guard ( can be performed by the aforementioned vigilante
) walks. The attackers groan.
Third
:
- Give me, satrap, a pebble - I’ll calculate the volume of the cone!
Security guard
(
evil
):
- I’ll give you a pebble now! Wow, scientist face!
Fourth:
- Oh, what a divine thought came into my head, someone write it down: all the prime divisors of the numbers included in the sequence...
Fifth
:
- Don’t worry, colleague, don’t write it down for us. They promised to cut off their arms up to the elbows for using them for unnatural mathematical purposes.
Third
:
- DF is the radius of the section of the ball by a plane perpendicular to the height AB of the cylinder inscribed in it... Aaah! I proved it! Thank you, Archimedes!
Security guard
:
- Shut up, dog! Don't say it in vain! I’ll start cutting down your tongues now if you don’t calm down!
Sixth
comes out somewhere between the knees:
- Let me out! I have nothing to do with it! I walked past - the raven was counting!
First
:
- Crooked Apollonia! Why do we endure such torment? Let us pray, colleagues, the prayer of our father – Archimedes!
Mathematicians in unison
:
- “Every ball is 4 times larger than a cone with a base equal to the larger circle of the ball and a height equal to the radius of the ball, and every cylinder with a base equal to the larger circle of the ball and a height equal to its diameter is one and a half times larger than that ball.”
The guard, clinging to the bars, faints. The head of security passes by
with the warriors:
- What are you going to do? Third guard today... Take it away! ( The vigilante takes the guard by the legs and tries to pull
) Nothing. There the Arabs moved against us. Tomorrow we will send these Pythagoras to meet the enemy army. Before Caliph Omar gets to us, they will kill him with their numbers.
Music is playing.
How to choose modern funny scenes for last call
Now it’s clear how to choose modern funny scenes for last call. But there are some more useful tips.
Additional tips for last bell skits at school or college
Skits for art and technology teachers
Funny skits for the last bell (9th grade) will not leave the fine arts lessons unattended.
Children sit at their desks and draw diligently. The teacher walks the rows and checks the work. He stops at Kukushkin’s table and asks:
-What did you draw?
Kukushkin replied:
- Like what? Jar. You asked yourself.
- I remember what I asked. I don't understand what you drew.
- Well, Olga Mikhailovna, this is a vase! That's how I see it. You are an artist, you must understand me.
Teacher says:
- Okay, give me the diary.
He calmly takes the diary and puts it down. Kukushkin is indignant:
- Cabbage? For what?
The teacher answers:
- What are you, Petya, not a deuce, but a five? That's how I see it.
Scenes for the last bell for 9th grade (fun) will be appropriate for all subjects. Technology is no exception.
Technical teacher scolds the class:
— Who broke the plywood? Please answer!
The students stand with their heads bowed. Finally they say:
- Why did you compensate? Maybe it's glass after all?
Indignant teacher:
“I broke the glass myself this morning. I'm installing plywood. Last time I asked the question, who broke the plywood?
Therefore, for the last bell (9th grade), you can compose a variety of stories. The script is funny, the atmosphere is great, the students, teachers and parents are beautiful, smart and happy. This is how a gala evening dedicated to the end of 9th grade should be.
Funny scenes for the last call: “Exam”, “Exam”, “Test”
They say the more you laugh at a problem, the sooner it will go away. Probably, our graduates use exactly this principle when selecting entertainment numbers for a festive concert. For 11th graders, the most fun skits for the last bell are “Unified State Exam”, “Final Exams”, “Entrance Exams”, “Difficult Test”. These life situations are filled with emotions, excitement, curiosities and unexpected nuances, so it’s not at all difficult to joke about them. We have selected examples of funny skits about the Unified State Exam for the last call, use them.
Texts of funny skits about the Unified State Exam, final exam, etc.
Final exam. The teacher asks the question: “Why are you so worried?” Are you so afraid of my simple questions? - No, what are you talking about, teacher! I'm afraid of my answers. - What is your last name? - Petrova! - Petrova, why are you smiling so much? — I’m glad I answered the 1st question correctly! The student takes a 3-liter jar of water and quietly pours the contents into a bucket standing at the teacher’s desk. He smiles askance and gives a rating. The student leaves. The next student enters the class with a half-liter bottle and also pours the contents into a bucket. - Do you have everything? The student silently looks into the bottle and quietly nods his head. The teacher gives the grade with a sigh. The second student also comes out. A third person enters, solemnly carries a bottle of penicillin and slowly, drop by drop, pours the contents into a bucket. — Is that all, or what? -Alas! — Tell me, what is the name of the item? He is silent. — What did they talk about in class? Silent again. - Okay, at least tell me, who taught the lessons? Silent. — Guiding question: you or me? -You! The teacher gives the grade with relief. The graduate, briskly waving his arms, jumps out of the office.
Everything will be fine - a sketch for the anniversary of the school principal
Congratulating the school principal on an important date requires special preparation. It is important to maintain the limits of what is permitted, but at the same time bring fun and positivity into the atmosphere. If you are looking for just such numbers to celebrate the anniversary of the school principal, this funny skit should definitely be included in your program.
The scene takes place in the teachers' lounge during a big break. The director sits at the table and brews a bag of tea in a mug. The bell rings from class, there is background noise, the stomping of children, and the teachers begin to enter the office.
A history teacher and a mathematics teacher enter.
Historian : No, well, can you imagine, he almost ruined my lesson! I ask him: Who took Ishmael?
Mathematician : What is he?
Historian: And he: I didn’t take it! What am I doing right now? Maltseva actually took it!
Mathematician : What about Maltseva?
Historian : And Maltseva: Are you crazy, Petrov? I didn't take it at all! And hit him on the head with a textbook...
Director (during a conversation between teachers, he tries to take a sip of tea, but eventually pushes the mug away): Igor Mikhailovich, calm down. Well, what are you really? No need to worry, they will play and return it. Tomorrow everything will be in place. Drink some valerian and calm down. (He sits down and raises the mug to his lips, but is interrupted by the chemistry teacher who comes in.)
Chemist : That's it, I no longer have whole walls in my office. 8 "B" again invented gunpowder in laboratory work. No matter what topic we study, no matter what experiments we conduct, they always end up with something explosive and flammable! Even if the composition contains water and lime.
Director : Yuri Leonidovich, calm down. Your problem can be solved very simply. Did they invent gunpowder? For the next 3 days they sit in your office and invent paint, whitewash, and plaster. And then they make up a new wall. And you take some valerian, there are still 3 lessons ahead.
The director tries to drink tea again, but a literature teacher comes into the teachers' room with a stack of notebooks.
Literature teacher : Colleagues, I checked the final essays. This is a catastrophe! This is the main work of the year! Listen here (opens several notebooks and reads):
- Khlestakov got into the chaise and shouted: “Darling, drive to the airport!”
- Then Herman heard the springs creaking. It was the old princess.
– Gagarin became the first rogue in space.
– Swallows are circling over Alyonushka Vasnetsova’s head. They are not afraid of Alyonushka, she will not shoot at them with a gun.
And I just checked the work of excellent students!
Director : Maria Viktorovna, calm down, drink valerian. Let me pour you some. (Drips drops into a glass for the teacher, returns to the table). Colleagues, everything will be great. (Drips valerian into his glass of tea, finally drinks it in one gulp). RONO included in our budget not only double the volume of valerian, but also 50 kilograms of validol! So let’s finish up the old supplies and get to class!
Author: Kudinova Svetlana.
Funny skits on subjects for the last bell, grade 9
The last bell in 9th grade is a special event. After crossing the long-awaited threshold, some children will say goodbye to their home school forever, and the rest will return to their desks again on September 1. Taking this into account, it is better to trust graduates with funny skits on subjects for the last bell of 9th grade. After all, this is the last opportunity for schoolchildren to perform at such a magnificent event, to show their gratitude to their teachers, and to demonstrate their acquired skills and talents.
For scripts of funny skits on subjects for the last call, see below.
Texts of skits on subjects for 9th graders for the last bell
"Drawing lesson"
The teacher is standing at the blackboard, the children are sitting at their sketchbooks.
Teacher: “Today, guys, we will try to draw a vase.”
The teacher brings a vase and places it on a hill. A few minutes later he walks between the rows and looks at the students' work. All children's drawings show a sketch of a vase in different stages. And one original has tanks, explosions, an army.
Teacher : “Andrey, explain, is this a vase?”
Andrey : “Well, of course, Viktor Ivanovich, but what else? You, as a representative of art, must understand that this is exactly how I saw this vase.”
Teacher (with complete composure): “Okay, Andryusha, give me the diary.”
Andrey hands over the diary and the teacher gives him a big fat two. Returns the diary to the creative “artist”.
Andrey (looks at the diary): “What - a deuce? For what?"
Teacher : “What are you talking about, Andryusha, how could you think, this is an A, this is just my vision, this is exactly how I imagine it!”
"Physical Education Lesson"
The school bell rings. On the stage, in sports uniform, stands the student Pugovkin in splendid isolation.
Training video
Some things will seem stupid, but you can laugh and even act out on stage.
Russian tourists in America:
- Oh, look, look, a real old Indian! They say they are so smart. Well, everyone knows everything! Everyone knows about nature, animals! - Let's check, ask what the weather will be like in the coming days! Oh, Mr. Translator, please translate! - Excuse me, please. Can you tell us what the weather will be like during the next few days? - Oh, yes, rain is coming. Then there will be snow for a day or two, but then the sun will come again and the weather will be fine. It will be very warm. - Oh! What did he say, please translate! — He said that rain was coming. Then it will snow for a day or two, then the sun will come out again and the weather will be nice and warm. - Oh, yes! Knows everything! These Indians don’t even go to school, but they know more than we do. Ask how he knows all this. — Tell me, how do you know all that? — (the Indian takes out headphones with a player) I heard it over the radio!
Cat and mouse
- Hello! Do you know me? I am a little mouse. I am afraid of cats. Where is the cat? Where can I hide? - Hi! I am a cat. I would like to eat a mouse. Where is she? Uh! Pi-pi-pi! - Oh, it's my friend! - (Cat, grabbing the mouse) - You see, how nice to know foreign languages! Well, repeat it! How good it is to know foreign languages! — How nice to know foreign languages.
English lesson in Ukrainian school:
- Yvanenko! - I! — Du yu spyk english? - What? - Sit down. Patranko! - I! — Du yu spyk english? - What? - Sit! Tartarenko! - I am. Do you speak English? - What?
On exams
1) History exam in English.
Student pulls a ticket: Ivan Susanin! Oh my god! So what do I know? Yeah! Snow-snow. Forest-forest. He goes to answer. - Snow, snow, snow... Forest, forest, forest. In the middle of the forest, oh! In the middle of the forest stand Ivan Susanin. “Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said German fascist reptile. “No,” said Ivan Susanin. Unclear? Well, in general, they ask him if he knows the way to Moscow. “Vanya, do you know the way to Moscow?” said German fascist reptile. No,” said Ivan Susanin. Snow, snow, snow… Forest, forest, forest. Shot, shot, shot. Ivan Susanin is the hero of the Soviet Union! Hura! Teacher: What? Ivan Susanin, hero of the Soviet Union?! (grabs his heart)
2) (Teacher to himself) - Only deuces! What would be an easier question to ask? Yeah! (to a student) - “What is the capital of Great Britain?” (silence). — What is the name of the capital of Great Britain? — Bucharest. - Wrong, London, London, fail, call the next one! (Two students) - Well, how? - Failure! - Why do they even ask? — When you come in, they ask you a question: what is the name of the capital of Great Britain? answer - London! - Oh, don’t forget! - Let me stick a piece of paper with an inscription on the sole. Lan-dan. Truncated? (the paper peels off) - (Teacher) - Come in, come in! My question is: “What is the capital of Great Britain?” - (The student looks at the sole and says) - “ADIDAS.”
Short
1) - Mom, say: fun. - For what? - So, say. - What is this anyway? - What difference does it make to you, just say: fun! “I won’t repeat stupid things that I don’t understand!” - So don’t force me to learn English!
2) - Well, what were your difficulties with your English in London? - I don’t have one, the British did.
3). Teacher to student: - Yes, my friend. You know the language well, but your pronunciation, excuse me, is obscene...
4). - Young woman! Why are you answering me in Chinese?! - Damn, I took the wrong textbook in the dark yesterday!
5) - Hello! How are you? - What an eccentric! Yes, I don’t steal anything...
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The funniest skits on subjects for the last bell of grade 11
It is certainly easier for 11th grade graduates to play funny skits on subjects for the last bell. Firstly, there is more experience, secondly, the acting talent is better honed, and thirdly, there is no fear of teachers. After all, graduates have nothing to fear anymore, which means they can safely joke. But in connection with the upcoming exams, not every daredevil will undertake to parody a specialized teacher: this is fraught with consequences. It is much safer and safer to act out funny skits on subjects for the last bell of 11th grade, without mentioning specific cases and characters from the history of the school.
Reading a collective complaint from graduating class 11-A with the text: “We, the students of class 11-A who sadly signed below, express our protest against the intention of the school administration to “trample” us from our beloved educational institution, thereby depriving us of our childhood. We strongly demand that you stay with us for the 2nd year and ensure a pleasant, warm atmosphere, the love of the teachers and the kind attitude of the staff. We hope for the speedy satisfaction of the announced request, otherwise we undertake to pursue you and unconditionally visit you in our native walls at least 2 times a year.”
Skits on subjects for 11th graders for the last bell: video
Funny last bell 2021 scenes for teachers: video
About whom can the funniest scenes for last call 2021 be composed? About parents? Director? Classmates? Of course, about teachers! After all, each subject is a separate little life with its own interesting episodes and a wise mentor. It is on them that we will try to joke. In a gentle manner and without offensive jokes. Only subtle humor without excessive sarcasm, so that everyone has fun and laughs.
Don’t forget: teachers have put a piece of their soul into your upbringing and teaching for many years, so funny scenes for last bell 2021 for teachers should be chosen with extreme caution. So as not to accidentally injure the delicate spiritual organization of teachers!
Skits for history and social studies teachers
When composing scenes for the last bell (9th grade) in subjects, students do not forget their history and social studies teachers. Here is a small stage that can be set up for a gala evening.
The teacher begins to check the homework.
- So, in the last lesson we talked about Napoleon. Please, Sinichkin, tell us what you remember.
The student stands up solemnly and says:
- Lydia Yuryevna, why are you listening to me? Let Napoleon talk about himself.
The teacher was surprised:
- How do you imagine this?
Sinichkin proudly answers:
“Now we’ll have a session, call Napoleon and ask everything.”
The teacher agrees, everyone sits down at the table. Sinichkin begins to call Napolena, who after a few seconds appears in the corner of the class with the famous cocked hat and says in a serious voice:
“In the name of the Emperor, I order that Sergei Sinichkin’s five year mark be recorded in history.”
The teacher is afraid:
- Your Imperial Highness... But how... He doesn’t know anything about this... Your voice is familiar to me... But why are you wearing sneakers?
He quickly approaches Napoleon, tears off his cocked hat and recognizes Lisichkin.
The teacher says with satisfaction:
- Then Lisichkin. I almost believed it... Well, let's continue the session.
Everyone sits down at the table again, and the teacher says:
— I’m calling the parents of Sinichkin and Lisichkin.
The confused faces of those responsible for the accident and the laughter of classmates complete the scene.
You can also act out some short dialogues on history and social studies.
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The teacher asks:
- Little Johnny, what did the noble knights do with their defeated opponents?
Little Johnny answers:
— Sold for scrap, Irina Sergeevna.
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- So, as I warned you in the last lesson, today we have a test.
— Do you know how to use a calculator, Marya Ivanovna?
“You can, Little Johnny, you can.”
- Protractor?
- Please, Little Johnny, be well. So, let’s write the topic “The Spiritual World of Man.”
Texts of original skits about teachers on the last bell at school
Mathematics
Physical training
Host: And records are being broken in our gym right now.
The screen opens. There are two girls on stage. One of them does classic push-ups with great difficulty. The second one helps her: she counts
Student 2: 98, 99, well, a little more...100!
Student 1 is breathing heavily, coming to her senses
Student 2: Katya, you are cool! Do you even realize how many push-ups you did! But we won’t stop there! We will gradually increase the load! Tomorrow, let’s start counting not from 98, but from 96!
Chemistry
(A young man in a suit with a picture of a human skeleton comes on stage. Music from the movie “The X-Files” plays. During the explosion, a photograph of a chemistry room is shown on the screen: desks are overturned, chairs are lying around. Photoshop was used for the work. The sound of the explosion is turned on.)
There is only one office at school, number 31. Somehow I conducted an experiment there. I was the only one left alive. I forgot some element and failed the experiment... And suddenly everything around me exploded, everything turned upside down! Trouble happened, no doubt about it. Look, people! I am a skeleton.
We all know the sorceress - She is called chemistry. She will give the miracle of transformations, She will reveal to us the essence of all phenomena. (Graduates give flowers to the chemistry teacher)
