Of course, such a ransom is most suitable for newlyweds related to this area. However, for people not related to medicine, but with a good sense of humor, this choice will be an excellent solution.
Medical bride price
What writers and directors will not invent for an unusual wedding ball. And not only these plots attract the organizers of the wedding celebration. For example, medical topics are very popular these days. What is the reason for this passion for the noblest of professions and its everyday life, but scenarios on the themes of hospitals, ambulances and the like are increasingly found at youth weddings.
In this plot, the first half plays a big role, which continues until the newlyweds visit the registry office. And everyone who participated in the ritual games that accompany a marriage is well aware of the beautiful and exquisite custom of ransoming the bride. Each wedding scenario has a unique approach. But the arrival of an ambulance team led by a famous doctor or scientific luminary from medicine with a meaningful inscription on a giant badge with the word “Dokhtur” cannot be compared with another plot and solution to the scenario.
The head physician announces the diagnosis
- And finally, the groom and his retinue end up in the head doctor’s office. Everyone is greeted by the head physician, who asks the friends who came with the groom to advertise his positive qualities. G: Hello. Let's see your card, what happened to you, and how to treat you. He carefully examines the note card and frowns. G: For the first time, all the doctors are unanimous, you are in love, but don’t be upset, there’s nothing wrong, and to maintain a good condition, I’ll prescribe you a potion now. But first, so that I know what you can and cannot do, let your friends tell me everything about you. And then the groom’s entire retinue begins to list his positive qualities. G: Well, everything is clear to me. Your diagnosis is “Love forever”, and there is no cure for it. But you should take care of your health, and I attribute to you to always be close to your beloved. Follow me, I just have medicine for you. The doctor takes the groom to the bride’s apartment. G: Here is my recipe for you, and here is the best medicine - which will help you with other ailments. All the best and happiness to you!
- The groom receives the bride's hand from the doctor, and this is where the ransom ends. And there are still so many interesting things ahead!
Stylized ransom medicine
It would be interesting to see such a wedding carriage for newlyweds working in this field and for a couple who understand absolutely nothing about medical care. For example, the so-called professional medical examination of the groom’s friends and himself will look especially relevant, because everyone has attended similar events at the military registration and enlistment office. Everyone remembers conscription into the army, as well as its features.
The scenario is like this. The inscription on the table, where a truly incorruptible commission headed by a strict doctor sits, says that it is impossible to pass by. The bridesmaid, a nurse, offers to be examined for the possibility of a severe and incurable illness. Having been diagnosed with “endless love with aggravating diseases,” the groom is offered to undergo further examination and obtain insurance, where a medical policy is written in large numbers, indicating the amount in different currencies. This is the bride price at a medical style wedding. The main thing is not to sell yourself short!
We decorate the room
- Before the groom arrives for the ransom, you need to properly decorate the room. Signs should be posted with the names of the offices and the names of the doctors receiving today. To create a complete feeling that arriving guests become visitors to a real hospital, we attach to the walls and doors signs “no entry”, “laboratory”, “do not enter, quartzing is in progress”, as well as signs with the image of a red cross and an ambulance call number "03".
- It will be very interesting if the bridesmaids make a board of honor on which they themselves, as well as the bride’s parents, will show off in white caps and robes. You can attach the inscription “Hospital” or “Quarantine” to the entrance door.
Ransom medicine
Here there are possible options for scenes with a visit to the hospital, with bridesmaids or witnesses acting as doctors.
Ophthalmologist
There are several options for conducting a buyout in this style. Let's look at each of them in more detail.
Bride ransom: traffic police style (police style)
Option #1. Purchasing for your loved one
No less interesting is the scenario in the style of an ophthalmology hospital. This scenario differs in that the future spouse who has arrived to pick up his bride is asked by one of her friends to look at a traditional table and name the numbers written in fonts of different sizes. Under each of them there is a picture of a car, a house, a fur coat, diamonds and even a villa on the seashore and a yacht. That is, everything that the spouse will have to purchase for his beloved wife.
And if the groom is completely “blind,” then the tiniest numbers indicate the ransom amount for the beautiful bride. Otherwise, she will go to someone who has much better eyesight and knows how to win the heart of his wife.
Option #2. Hit the target with a dart
The hero of the occasion, on his way to pick up his beloved, enters her entrance and even goes up to the floor, but here a surprise is prepared for him in the style of an eye test. So,
Specialist: Take the instrument and cover your eye with it.
Doctor again: And now, dear friend, here I am handing you a dart, and hit the very center of the target for the sake of your beloved. Just don’t blabber and don’t relax!
The groom initially covers one eye and throws a dart at the target, then a similar process occurs with the second.
The ophthalmologist says: Well, what do I want to tell you. The result showed the presence of a deviation, namely deterioration of vision against the background of excitement. I have determined the diagnosis: “Falling in love” and prescribe eating carrots for visual acuity with your beloved.
Option #3. Find your betrothed
This option of examination by an ophthalmologist will undoubtedly make those present laugh. The groom, before entering his beloved, is greeted by his bridesmaids wrapped in various curtains or rags. Their “outfits” are dressed in such a way that their faces are not visible. Of course, there is no bride, and those present offer the groom to find his betrothed. For every wrong decision, the groom receives a fine. After several attempts, the hero of the occasion is informed that his bride is not here, and the ophthalmologist makes a diagnosis - “Defocusing of vision due to falling in love.”
Option No. 4. Consider the number
The bride price in this style is interesting because in addition to vision, the groom must also know the dates.
Oculist: Let's check your vigilance, young man. Come on, take a look at the table! Can you see these numbers? Tell us what they mean.
For example, the following numbers can be entered in the table:
- bride's age;
- her date of birth;
- day of acquaintance of young people;
- date of first kiss;
- wedding day.
Bride ransom in court style
Neuropathologist
In addition to the ophthalmologist, other specialists can also be involved. A wedding examination by a neurologist is also interesting. There are several options for bride price in this style. Let's look at a few of them.
Option #1. Good and “evil” words
Initially, to add interest, the specialist takes a huge hammer and pretends to attempt to hit the hero of the occasion on the knee. The groom can avoid such a fate, but only on the condition that he pays the ransom.
The groom receives a piece of paper with phrases and words written on it. Some of them are positive, the rest are negative. The task of the hero of the occasion is to read the first ones as they are. For example, bunny, beloved, and so on. The latter he must redo on the fly and give them a positive connotation. For example, When will you serve your food? changes to “Darling, when will we have lunch?” or “Have you spent all your money on clothes again?” - “Dear, it’s so good that you bought yourself this brand new dress, you’re just a queen in it.” When the groom fails the test and gets knocked down, he receives a penalty. Upon successful completion of the test, the neurologist proudly declares: “Dear! Your diagnosis is “Wishful thinking!”
Office Ear, Nose and Throat
- Having passed to the next stage, the groom is met by an ENT doctor, one of the details will be a badge on which is written “Ear, Nose and Throat”. L: Hello, groom, what are your complaints? J: I have no complaints. L: Well, this can’t be. I just can't let you go. Come on, open your mouth and say “Ah.” Carefully examining the groom's throat, the doctor shakes his head. L: Let me take a look at your tonsils. Better yet, sing the song that you remember when looking at your beloved. Show me how you would serenade her while standing on one knee. Let the witness help
- Here the groom gets down on one knee and starts singing. It is best to choose a song before the ransom, so that the groom does not get confused and knows what he will sing. L: I knew it. Everything is very clear with you. You have chosen a love song, and your diagnosis is Love. To get a conclusion, go to the next office and you will be given a prescription for medications for treatment.
Suits
The dress code depends entirely on the format of the meeting. Even within a corporate event, options are possible: elegant outfits in a restaurant, comfortable clothes in nature, an informal costume party for staff. Let's take a closer look at the last option:
- medical suits for a party - the image of a doctor, orderly, nurse . Clothes can be either modest or very revealing. Rent or decorate with your own hands, for example, a purchased robe: shorten, sew on thematic symbols, put on stockings with garters. Accessories - a cap or beret, a fake thermometer sticking out of a pocket, a dangling stethoscope around the neck, a mask on the face;
Draw funny faces on the masks and stenciled inscriptions on the caps. Or hand out badges at the entrance: Doctor Ryumashkin, Nalivaiko, Smeshnetsky, Tostin, Pol-literologist.
- patients in pajamas, dressing gowns, sweatpants and other comfortable home-style clothes . One has a syringe sticking out of his buttocks (a toy one, of course), another has his head bandaged, the third generally looks like a mummy;
- a surgeon in a blood-stained apron, a pathologist with some poor guy's hand sticking out of his pocket . Or a character costume: Hannibal Lector, Dr. Evil, Queen, Dolittle, Aibolit, Watson, Zhivago, Bormental.
To decorate the hall and for a photo shoot, huge pills, syringes, enemas, thermometers, surgical instruments, crutches (draw, cut and glue on a thick base) will be useful. Or toy attributes, if there is something suitable. On a large cardboard you can depict an ambulance, cut out the windows - you get a tantamaresque.
Psychiatric ward! flight of stairs
Psychiatrist: So man, take your time, sit down. What are you complaining about? Groom: Nothing bothers me Psychiatrist: Are you registered with a psychiatrist? Groom: no Psychiatrist: I see, that means this is our first time. I explain the rules to you at an appointment with a psychiatrist: I will show you pictures and numbers, and you tell me what they mean. At the end of the appointment, I will give you a certificate that will show you where to go next: to ward 19 for the bride or for treatment in the psychiatric department. Don't screw it up, dear! Shows him pictures: 1) What do you see in this picture (shows an infinity sign, which symbolizes a long life together; Olympic rings, which look like wedding rings, a picture with lemons, which are very similar to a woman’s breasts)?
2) What do these numbers 205, 43 mean (groom’s car number/groom’s shoe size)? 3) Shows a sign that says “18 cm.” and says: “Oh, well, we won’t discuss this in front of everyone” (this is a number to amuse the audience). 4) Who is shown in this photograph? Shows a photo of the bride. Well, groom, let me write you a certificate and move on! He writes large: HEALTHY and shows it to the camera.
Therapeutic department! 1st floor
Therapist: Hello, I heard that you are going to see patient Rudnova? Don’t rush, before I can let you in to see her, I need to first conduct a therapeutic examination. Show me your throat. Man, stick your tongue out more, otherwise you won’t see anything at all.
He looks at the throat of the groom and several guests.
The therapist turns to the groom: Oh, oh, oh! You definitely can’t go to the hospital, your throat is red, you will infect all my patients with rubella of the throat! You sneeze here, and then the whole hospital will sneeze. Don’t even try to persuade me, I won’t let you in and that’s it! Come back when your throat is healed. Oh, you need it today, you have a wedding! So, let you now loudly sing a song about love to me so that I can listen and appreciate how serious your illness is! The groom sings a song about love. Therapist: no, well, it’s definitely a serious illness. We will be treated (he sits the groom on a chair and pours medicine into him through a syringe, gives him ascorbic acid)! From you 150 rubles. for treatment. What does extortion mean? We offer free medications only for patients! Pay up, man, and move on.
Start
The ransom begins from the moment the groom approaches the entrance of the house where his bride lives. His path is blocked by a “nurse” (bride’s witness) with a sign that there is “QUARANTINE” in the house, and in front of the entrance door there is a red tape, blocking the passage.
The “nurse” asks the groom the purpose of his entry into the quarantine zone. The future husband explains that he is going to the bride, that they are having a wedding today. The witness shouts into the bullhorn the “chief doctor” looking out the window, the name and surname of the bride, do they have such a patient? The head doctor replies that there is such a patient and she has already been cured, so we need to let the groom through, let him discharge her and take her to register with the registry office.
The groom tries to get through, but the witness still doesn’t want to let him through, since you can’t enter the hospital without shoe covers. In addition, you need to wear a mask, which the groom doesn’t have either. Another friend of the bride offers the groom to buy these accessories for a certain amount.
Continuation at the entrance
The happy groom, wearing a mask and shoe covers, enters the entrance, and there is a sign “therapeutic department”. He is met by a “therapist” and offers to undergo an examination. Using a spoon, he examines the groom's throat and says that it is inflamed and that the groom should not be allowed further. To understand the seriousness of the disease, he invites the future spouse to sing a serenade loudly.
The groom sings (his friends actively sing along with him), the doctor “treats” the throat with a syringe (without a needle) containing sweet water, and also gives out vitamins, which he takes out of a large jar called “Viagra”.
He suggests carrying out the same procedure with his friends (for prevention). He concludes that the young man has a love virus. Then he says that the foreign-made vaccine and vitamins are very expensive, so the groom needs to pay for the treatment. The groom, of course, pays and moves on. On the second floor staircase there is a “psychiatric department”. Here the doctor (the bride's friend) invites the young man to undergo a short examination. To do this, he shows the groom drawings of various objects and asks their meaning.
For example, Olympic rings - wedding rings, a sign denoting infinity - a happy and long family life, etc. Then he shows the numbers and asks what they mean. For example, this could be the birthday of a beloved or future mother-in-law, the shoe size of the future wife, etc. If the groom answers without errors, then he is allowed to proceed further, having previously issued a certificate.
Above is the “maternity ward”
...where a young man is greeted by a midwife, and newborns (dolls) lie on chairs nearby. After checking the groom's certificate, she asks the groom to first help change the newborns, and then promises to let him see the bride.
A witness can help the groom in this matter (put on a diaper, wrap the baby in a diaper and tie a bow). After this ordeal, the groom finally arrives at the bride's chamber. Here the witness meets him and clarifies whether the groom has passed the medical examination and whether he has mastered handling babies.
He receives an affirmative answer, after which he asks the bride if she is ready to be discharged? The bride claims she feels great. The witness says that after illness it is necessary to follow the following recommendations: spend a honeymoon on the seaside and receive signs of attention from the groom every day - this improves health.
Further, when the bride is ready to go to the registry office, it turns out that she only has shoe covers, and her wedding shoes were stolen. In order not to delay the newlyweds, the witness invites the groom to buy her “new ones” and indicates their cost. The young man pays the money and takes his bride's shoes. After this, the entire “medical staff of the hospital” congratulates the young couple on their recovery and wishes them never to get sick again.
