Cool scenes for a man's anniversary “Congratulations on the anniversary

SCENES FOR ANNIVERSARY

Of course, as a result of current changes in legislation, this skit is a little outdated, but it is still very interesting to act out.
taken from the link: https://www.povarenok.ru/blog/show/3574 The traffic police inspector reads out: VEHICLE DIAGNOSTIC CARD

Place of inspection of technical condition Banquet hall State registration plate Ivanov I. Year of issue 1962 Place of issue Sosnovka village, Ryazan region Registered Moscow st. Novaya d.52 kv.40

1. Owner of the vehicle Ivanova M.I. 2. Year of release – 1957, May 29. Mileage: 55 years. 3. Place of release - Sosnovka village, Ryazan region. 4. Carrying capacity is sufficient for three family members, with a reserve for possible grandchildren. 5. Appearance - smart, oval in places, headlights are not broken, the body is not dented.

6. Color - coffee with milk, there are glimpses of silver metallic on the roof. 7. Complete set: chassis - rear suspension with reinforced shock absorbers, front suspension is activated after full refueling. 8. The filler neck to the beer tank is tinned. 9. The engine runs smoothly, without extraneous noise, is kind, filled with love. 10. Drain system - performs 2 functions - one in the morning, according to the needs of the vehicle itself, the second - in the evening, at the request of the owner. 11. The exhaust system is in good working order, the hydrogen sulfide content is within the maximum permissible concentration (refueling the engine with fuel based on legumes, for example, peas). 12. The handbrake is not checked; the owner does not allow anyone near the brake lever. 13. The first aid kit is missing due to its uselessness. 14. Buy a fire extinguisher at the nearest stall when there is a fire inside the car. 15. The left turn signal never turned on.

Conclusion: The State Road Safety Inspectorate made the following conclusion: 1. The condition of the vehicle is excellent. 2. According to the owner, you can still drive it and ride it.

For reliable operation of the vehicle, it is recommended: 1. Lubricate the neck regularly: on holidays, after a bath, on the owner’s birthday, etc. 2. Refuel with high-quality fuel with an active number of 40 degrees; refueling with a lower active number is allowed, but in large quantities. 3. Wife! Put the vehicle in park, let it stand, pull the handbrake lever towards you and crawl under the vehicle more often, check its functionality.

4. It is not allowed to use the vehicle by proxy. 5. Owner, remember! The machine loves affection, cleanliness and lubrication. The date of the next technical inspection is 2021, after a mileage of 60 years

Another option in the form of a ready-made diagnostic card and a printed report DOWNLOAD

Congratulations for a man “Technical inspection”

This is a great idea to congratulate a man. To participate in the scene you will need an angry and strict traffic inspector and his assistant. The hero of the occasion stands in the center, and they begin to examine him from head to toe, commenting on everything.

Traffic inspector: - Good afternoon! Inspector Kopeikin. Can I have your documents?

The birthday boy gives a piece of paper, the inspector begins the technical inspection.

Inspector: – So, model (passport data), (year of birth), year of manufacture, mileage (age).

Assistant (touches the pulse): – the engine is in full readiness, there is no malfunction, it’s probably a matter of high-quality fuel.

Inspector (looks into the eyes): – the headlights are working, the high beam is normal.

Assistant (feels the muscles): – the load capacity is normal, even exceeds the norm.

Inspector (looks at the lower back): - The exhaust works, hydrogen sulfide is normal.

Assistant (looks at his feet): – the brakes are not dangerous, they work in a timely manner.

Interesting: Scene ideas for a man's birthday

Inspector: - Everything is fine, congratulations, good luck!

After the examination there follows a toast to the health of the birthday boy.

It will be especially interesting if the role of the inspector is played by a person who actually works in this field.

For women, you can also play an interesting scene that will please everyone and cheer up the birthday girl.

See also funny scenes for dad's birthday and scenes for a man's birthday.

Original and funny scenes for a man's anniversary

An anniversary is a big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.

Musical fairy tale “About a traffic police inspector and his friends”

This impromptu fairy tale is more dance than musical, which is why it is better to hold it in the second half of the holiday, when the organizer of the idea or the host has already taken a closer look at the guests and chooses the four most artistic and dancing ones to participate in it. In this entertainment, the participants do not speak lines; their task is not even to play out the plot of the fairy tale and accompanying musical excerpts, but to enter into the role of their character, depicting everything that happens to him, exclusively with dance movements.

The musical fairy tale “About a traffic police inspector and his friends” will ideally fit into the program of professional holidays for motorists or traffic police officers, as well as any party where they like to have fun with pleasure and meaning.

Costume performances

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Progress of the scene

Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Technical inspection

The owner of the vehicle is the spouse of the birthday person (last name, first name).
Mark is a man.
Place of graduation: hometown.
Issue date – date of birth.
Carrying capacity – number of family members.
Appearance – oval, dashing, body and headlights without damage.
Color – black interspersed with silver.
Chassis - the rear suspension has reinforced shock absorbers, the front one functions only after refueling.
The engine runs smoothly, without noise, but with love and kindness.
The exhaust system is normal, but fueling with legumes is not recommended due to possible damage.
There is no first aid kit, as there is no need for it.
The handbrake has not been checked - the owner does not allow it.
The filler part (neck) is hardened and accepts all liquids.
A fire extinguisher is purchased as needed.
Left turn signal does not work.

Conclusion of the traffic police

The condition is excellent.
The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.

Recommendations

Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
The owner must remember that for normal operation the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest : Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento and druzente – lubente alcoholento drinkento! Translator : We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest : Come to Chertente on Kulichkent and tell at least something! Translator : We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest : Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator : We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest : There was a lot of money in my wallet and my belly was always full! Translator : May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you throughout life. 1st guest : Puskaento druzilento nigogdento na krysento! Translator : Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest : We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator : These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest : Don't obzhirante and don't blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator : Eat to your health and enjoy. 2nd guest : Posminente nascente prizedente – Italiano podarente. Translator : Remember us, always your Italians.

Preface to the fairy tale “About the traffic police inspector and his friends”

Host: Today I want to tell you a tale about a naive and good-natured traffic police inspector, whom everyone in the city affectionately called our Whistle Man, his faithful friend and incorrigible optimist - an old broken traffic light, who was aware of everything that happened at the intersection entrusted to him, and in general, around him, he reacted the same way: he happily blinked his only green eye. And also about an absolutely honest gas station worker and simply a beauty, whom no one called anything other than the Beauty Queen. And also about the good-natured and joker, and also crystal honest and successful, local businessman Vova. Would you say this doesn’t happen? And, lo and behold, it happens! Firstly, this story took place in one of the small towns of the Russian province, and secondly, this is a fairy tale, and in a fairy tale everything is possible!

Mini-productions

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor : Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

The vital tone is completely versatile.
Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.

Urgent telegram

A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He portrays a well-known character - postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.

Stage. A comic test of knowledge of the Rules of the Road

Traffic cop exit

Host: It is known that drivers are the most superstitious people! There are many serious and sometimes funny car signs. For example, a classic sign when passing a driving test is a universal nickel under your heel and an unwashed head before taking the exam. I think that the hero of the day could not foresee how this could be useful to him today. But in vain! After all, today he will have to pass the exam and confirm his right to bear the proud title of “Virtuoso Driver”. As you know, the test in the traffic police consists of 2 stages: theoretical and practical. We will not deviate from the general rules and will start with theory.

For this test, you need to print road signs on sheets of paper or use a projector and show them on the screen. At the same time, for each picture there are 3 answer options, from which the birthday person must choose the correct one.

stage. A comic test of knowledge of the Rules of the Road

What do these signs mean:

1. Gardening work 2. Archaeological excavations 3. Road work Correct answer: Road work

1. Side wind 2. Pinocchio went for a swim 3. Such is life: a white stripe, a black stripe. Correct answer: Side wind

1. You and I are two banks of the same river 2. Ski jumping 3. Drawbridge Correct answer: Drawbridge 1. Black women's beach 2. Rough road 3. Two speed bumps in a row Correct answer: Rough road 1. Reindeer sled movement 2 So that's what you are, reindeer! 3. Wild animals Correct answer: Wild animals 1. Hurray! It's my anniversary! 2. I invite you! Prepared 50 liters of alcohol! Correct answer: Both answers are correct.

Show off your filled glasses and glasses

TEST "WHO HOLDS A GLASS HOW" 1. Who holds a glass in their right hand - these are absolutely the right people, but today - on the anniversary... — after the fifth glass they can easily be knocked off this course! 2. Those who hold a glass in their left hand - these people often walk to the left, but not today! 3. Those who have a full glass - these people are the most happy for the hero of the occasion, so they drink to the fullest, the main thing is that there is something to drink! 4. Those who have a little or half in their glass - these people are light drinkers - no matter how much they drink, it’s not enough for them! 5. Those who have “little white” in their glasses - these people are modest and shy; when they drink, they hold on to the wall all the time! 6. Those who have “red” - these people are the life of any company, they drink everything! 7. Those who hold a glass with two or three fingers are cautious people, they are afraid that they were poured mineral water instead of vodka, so they often fill their own glasses. 8. And those who hold with all their “fives” - these people usually do not drink from small dishes - why get dirty, drink, drink like that. But! No matter how you hold your glass today and no matter what is poured in it, the main thing is. We all drink to the health of our hero of the day!