Cool toasts for the 30th anniversary

Congratulations on your anniversary, I wish you bright colors, I’ll drink to you while standing, Thirty years to you, hurray!

You will always live in abundance, travel on a yacht, make your dreams come true, and live to the fullest!

Never be discouraged, Don’t forgive debtors, Collect your memories, Don’t let suffering torment you!

Friends, let's raise our glasses, To 30 full and wonderful years, I wish you well, good luck from the bottom of my heart, You are an amazing, wonderful person!

For the anniversary, for 30 years, I raise a glass today, I wish you happiness, no troubles, and I conjure for good luck!

I wish you joy, to live beautifully, And relax overseas, I wish you to believe and love, And not sleep alone under the covers!

A new frontier, new facets, You are thirty today, And I congratulate you on your anniversary, May you stay away from troubles!

There will be health, there will be happiness, There will be love, luck, friends, There will be success and there will be wealth, For this I will drink to the bottom!

Funny toast for a man's 30th birthday

Come out into the circle quickly. Happy anniversary, friend! Great age 30 years old For achievements and victories! Happiness, tenderness, love! Live brightly and joyfully, Never be discouraged, Greet the day with a smile!

Your third decade has already arrived, but you are still getting prettier every day. May your friends respect you. May love carry you through the years. I wish you happiness, peace and goodness!

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At the age of 30, you need to forget about partying and drinking, sit at home and raise children. But no! Don't listen to those who say that. At 30 it all just begins. Be happy and peaceful.

The lover brings three cinema tickets. - Why three? – my friend was surprised. - What do you mean why? For your mother, for your father and for your brother. Let's drink to the ability of men to achieve privacy!

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A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us!

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In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!

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Ladies consider men who only blow air kisses to be lazy people who shirking real work. So let's drink to the men who are not afraid of any work!

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When asked who you love more - blondes or brunettes, a real man should answer: - Yes! So let's drink to real men!

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What's the difference between a faithful and an unfaithful man? Huge. The faithful sometimes have remorse. So let's drink so that remorse does not torment faithful husbands!

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Everyone is women, and we are goddesses, And the size of our bodies does not matter. Let those who didn’t get us cry, Let those who didn’t want us die!

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My dear friends! I want to raise a toast to our men, to those who are always there! R-I-D-O-M, I said it!

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Who loves the languid moon, Who loves a stranger's wife, Who loves to talk, who loves to listen. But who, referring to the whole world, does not like to eat well? For the dear hostess!

In prose

One man was an orphan. Throughout his childhood, he wandered around other people's houses and spent time alone or with strangers who had nothing to do with him. Having reached the age of 30, he stood over the cliff and said: “I want everything to change, and if I am needed in this life for some reason, I will not break myself, but will move on.” After which he stepped into the abyss and felt an invisible bridge under his feet, at the end of which happiness awaited him. I want to wish this worthy woman to leave all her problems and troubles behind and also boldly enter her thirtieth birthday! The bad is forgotten quickly, but the best, as you know, is always ahead!

When spring comes, everything starts to move and wakes up. A delicate flower first appears on the apple tree - this is childhood. Then a small tight ball is tied, from which a beautiful green apple is formed. But it is still quite sour - this is adolescence. And only in early autumn it will ripen and become full of color and taste - this symbolizes the thirtieth anniversary. So, for your anniversary, you have blossomed, matured and taken on complete beauty and grace! I say this toast to a charming girl whom no one will give to be more than eighteen years old! Live and enjoy every new day, because it will never be the same!

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Funny 30th birthday wishes for a girl

You are celebrating thirty years, Let us give you some advice. Live so that everyone is envious, But don’t be ashamed in the morning!

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An anniversary promises wealth. There are no sharp corners in it. For luck and great success, it is made of horseshoes.

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You'll go through another two thirds and you can rest. Grab your luck by the reins and hit the road!

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Thirty arrived unexpectedly, Bringing the dawn of a new day. But don’t be sad, because life is wonderful! True friends are with you!

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What's your age? Everything is as it should be! And the crisis - just send it! Your loved one is nearby - that’s a joy! Don't lose faith in your strength!

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Celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale, with a beautiful festive table! Enter a new life without fear, And all the problems are for later!

Funny poems for a girl's 30th birthday

You are thirty years old today, the dial is off scale. You enjoy the sunset and arrive at dawn. Let your life paint with bright watercolors. To remember the birthday, the whole week.

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Don’t be sad, stay away from whims, You’re not little, after all. But adults have surprises, so believe in miracles again.

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Let today be a year older, Previously she was twenty-nine, But this makes the maiden more beautiful at this time!

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Forget about what happened, Imagine for a moment: Birthday frozen In childhood, at about five years old!

Short toasts for 30 years

You are thirty years old today! It's an anniversary! I wish you to live without troubles, Sincere friends! May luck guide you for many years, May success never leave you, May you always be lucky!

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30 years is such a date that you can’t forget about it. Let there be warmth in your gaze and a desire to love. I wish you happiness, never despair, a lot of peace, a sea of passion, no troubles!

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30 years is a chic age, the most vital flowering! We wish you simply Fantastic victories!

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To be caressed by fate, And to live easily and beautifully. Let go of sadness with longing, Only give joy to the heart!

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The border of youth is left behind, The road ahead of you is not easy. You walk along it cheerfully and fearlessly, gaining success step by step along the way.

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Thirty years is nothing. Twice fifteen. Then everything will be wrong, Five times twenty.

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Thirty years is a long way, It’s not like a sheep sneezed for you! But far from the pass, “Green” blinked on the rise!

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At 10 years old you were just a sprout, At 20 years old you were a bud. At the age of 30, she blossomed like a flower, blossomed with unearthly beauty.

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I wish you a long, long time not to fade, but only to bloom. And friends, and good luck, and happiness to find a lot in your life.

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Thirty is not much, Thirty is not little, This is the experience of mistakes, This is the beginning of life. We wish you good luck, family happiness, long years and, of course, everything is in your power!

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Congratulations on your anniversary, we wish you much to achieve! Walk through life more boldly and comprehend the secrets of existence!

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At thirty, it's time to spread all the sails. May fate bring happiness and give miracles!

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30 years is not an anniversary! Pour a glass! I will congratulate you on your hundredth birthday: It will be more fun!

In your own words

I once met a passerby on the street and he asked for a smoke. I looked at him: dirty, all rumpled, bags under his eyes. “You need to quit this business and get a job.” By the way, you don't look good. How old are you? “Women are not asked such questions!” - So you’re also a woman?! Unlike her, at 30 years old, you look great and are one hundred percent charming and stunning woman, for whom it is simply a crime against humanity to hide your real age! Please accept my admiration and sincere congratulations!

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Caucasian toasts and table jokes on a man’s anniversary.

This collection contains Caucasian toasts and table jokes for a man’s anniversary, which can be used as the basis for a cheerful or lyrical congratulation.

- Dear, I had such an amazing dream in which you bought me a wonderful fur coat!

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“My dear,” her husband answers, “maybe you’ll fall asleep one more time and see in your dreams where I can get money for your fur coat!”

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So let’s drink to the fact that the wife of our birthday boy sees the right dreams, so that he will be the best in her eyes both in dreams and in reality!

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So, let's drink to the friends of our hero of the day, who are always with him - in sorrow and in joy!

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Looking at how many loyal friends surround the hero of the day, I remembered one parable.

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People were just surprised and threw up their hands. However, both Yegor and Samson enjoyed great respect in the village for their relationship.

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Let's raise our glasses to true friendship! Let each of us not skimp on help and dedication in difficult times!

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- Okay, you will remain safe if you fulfill three wishes of the first woman you meet.

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They shook hands and went deep into the forest. Along the way they meet an elderly woman. The gray wolf told her what was the matter.

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To the wolf's third question, the woman demanded the same thing! Then the man fell to his knees in front of the wolf and whispered in exhaustion:

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So let's drink, friends, to such men whom wolves don't eat, because there's no reason!

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- I like beauties like you. - answered the hot horseman from the Caucasus mountains, because he is a real man and will never offend a lady either in word or deed

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Father and son are sitting alone at home in the evening. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. "Who's there?" - they ask. “It’s me, wealth!” But the father did not tell his son to open it. They knock again:

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- Now, son, quickly unlock it! This is our wealth, health and happiness have come!

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So let’s raise a toast to the wife of our birthday boy, who once quenched his terrible thirst for love and remained with him forever!

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Let's drink to the sagacious wife of the hero of the day, who managed to make the right bet!

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I propose to drink to our hero of the day, who today is in a state of harmony and balance and for whom all the best is yet to come!

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The philosopher Socrates' students once asked him which mortal could be considered happy? “The one who has an honest way of thinking and a sharp mind,” answered the sage.

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So let's raise our glasses to the ability of a real man to make any sacrifice in the name of his love!

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There is an opinion that our hero of the day gives the impression of a gentle person. So let's raise our glasses so that not a single enemy can bend it!

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- I fell in love with you at first sight! - the Cossack answered her enthusiastically and I want to marry you!

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“You’re in a hurry, because you haven’t seen my beautiful sister.” She is a thousand times more beautiful than me. Stop and wait for her on the same path, my sister is following me!

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- Why are you surprised? After all, you also deceived me: you said that you loved me more than life itself, but you yourself remained waiting for a woman who was supposedly more beautiful than me!

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So let’s fill and raise our glasses to the constancy of the masculine character that our hero of the day is so enviably distinguished by!

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One king had a very capricious daughter. One day she came to her father and said: “Father! I want to spend this night with Emelyan Pugachev!”

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What to do? Portrayed. But on the second night, the eccentric princess needed Fyodor Chaliapin - the actor also played it right. On the third night I represented Ermak.

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- Don’t take me for a fool! I realized that our actor plays all these men. So: this night I want him himself! And no one for me!

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Three Georgians gather at a barbecue in the evening and discuss their affairs. The youngest of them is asked:

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“It turned out that my wife is such a greedy woman!” She always asks me for money.

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I suggest you raise your glasses to the fact that this anecdote has nothing to do with our generous hero of the day!

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I can be so different, sometimes capricious, sometimes beautiful, sometimes a stupid monster, sometimes a beautiful Miss Universe, sometimes easy-going, sometimes with character, sometimes silent, sometimes swearing obscenely, sometimes into burning huts on horseback, sometimes desperately demanding help, slamming the door - I’ll open it all the dots, now I’m caressed by a fluffy ball, now I love and then I hate it, now I’m afraid of heights, now I go out on the roof for a walk in the dark night, now I’m my wife, now I’m an exemplary daughter, now I’m laughing, now I’m crying like a beluga, now I’m making peace, now I’m arguing with my friend. I’m not sick, I’m not mentally damaged – I’m just 100% WOMAN.

In all years, in all centuries, the fourth toast to the man. Even if he is a king, even if he is a god, he is always between our feet!

I wish you health, so that your breasts don’t hang like a rag! So that early in the morning at dawn, when you have no strength to wake up, so that it’s not the alarm clock, damn it, but wild sex that wakes you up!

Years have passed, the time has come to congratulate you, dear, on the day when you decided forever to link your destiny with me.

We loved sincerely and tenderly, And we took care of each other. Let everything not always be smooth on our life's path.

I tried to be needed by you, I gave birth to children for you. Please don’t regret the past, always dream about the future.

May everything be in order with us, May happiness not leave us. Love me, give me warmth and affection, I cannot live without you!

I want love, I want flowers, Sincere and tender confessions, I want to save your love, I want to become your bride again!

And no matter what they said, I always believed in you. May this faith and hope always live in our family.

If I were beautiful, if I were smart, I would be able to make one man happy. Well, since I’m not beautiful, and since I’m not slim, I can be with anyone, anywhere, anytime!

Do you know why our entire planet is green? The trees are green, the grass is green and everything is green. And it all started like this: A long time ago, when there were no trees and bushes, 3 women walked through the desert. Suddenly they see a lion feasting behind them - they are scattered. The lion catches up with the first woman, she falls to her knees and asks the Lord: “Lord, give to the Earth as many trees as she cheated on her husband.” God gave the garden, and the woman hid there and escaped from the lion. Lev catches up with the second woman, she falls to her knees and asks the Lord: “Lord, give as many trees to the Earth as the number of times I cheated on my husband.” God gave the forest and the woman hid from the lion. The lion catches up with the third woman, she falls to her knees and asks the Lord: “Lord, give as many trees to the Earth as I cheated on my husband.” God gave the taiga, and she hid there. So let's drink to us, to the landscapers!