Caucasian birthday greetings to a man

Caucasian birthday greetings

Caucasian birthday greetings to the birthday boy

The sage was asked: “Why is it that comrades and friends so easily become enemies, but it is quite difficult to turn enemies into friends?”
“But since, in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it,” answered the sage, “and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to waste money than to earn it.” I offer congratulations, a toast to the fact that we create and not destroy. A Georgian ended up in Siberia in winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses: “Fuck, damn Sibyr!” I’ve put on two fur coats, and I’m walking around like I’m wearing shorts!.. You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s just right for me to scold your region: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s like I’m wearing two fur coats!..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

Beautiful verse-congratulation Caucasian Happy Birthday

He was a quiet and reserved young man. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a lady appeared in front of him, looking at him with a stern look. - Who are you waiting for here? she asked. “To... your daughter,” he answered fearfully. “In that case, you better get out of here,” she said. “You are in no way suitable for our daughter.” When her father was courting me and I suddenly didn’t go out on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my daddy in the room, put a ring on my finger and said we’d get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise a glass to the brave and dexterous horsemen!

Cool Caucasian Happy Birthday greetings

One eastern sage who lived in ancient times said: “In love they know each other, because they love each other. In friendship, they love each other because they know each other.” So let's drink to those who know each other so well - to us!

Original Caucasian Happy Birthday greeting

Once a man was traveling from one village to another. The road passed through the mountains, winding between rocks, along cliffs and precipices. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and didn’t move. The owner began to tug and urge him. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. The owner began to scold him with nasty words, call him names, and whip him. But the donkey remained standing as he stood. Then he went himself. And then the man saw a huge stone around the bend, it had just fallen, and if his donkey had not stopped, then... The owner hugged the animal and thanked him. So let's drink to the fact that we always listen to the opinion of another person in a dispute, even if he is a donkey!

Short Caucasian birthday greetings

In one old Caucasian song it is sung: “The years before last I lived in Pyatigorsk and I washed myself ten times in the sulfur waters. Gulim-jan, Gulim-jan, I know my business, we drink Kakhetian wine and walk boldly.” Let's drink to the indicated direction and to our happy holiday in Pyatigorsk!

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There was a rumor that in one gorge one hunter shot a huge tiger, and so all the hunters ran into this happy gorge. Meanwhile, the first hunter in another place killed a large bear. A group of hunters rushed there, and the master hunter in the third gorge tracked down a seasoned leopard... Who, one wonders, is the real hunter? The one who is looking for prey himself, or those who are running after him? So let's drink to always following your own path and being a real hunter!

A beautiful Caucasian birthday poem greeting

There is a legend in the Caucasus: when a child is born, God kisses him. If God kisses a child on the mouth, he will grow up to be a magnificent speaker; if he kisses him on the hands, he will grow up to be a jack of all trades... So let’s drink to the birthday boy, because even God himself doesn’t know where he kissed him!

Caucasian birthday greetings in prose

One wise man said: a body immersed in a liquid is acted upon by a buoyant force that is numerically equal to the weight of the displaced liquid. I want to drink a glass of this wonderful wine so that it is not affected by the buoyant force!

Caucasian Happy Birthday Greetings

There was a goat on the mountain. An eagle was flying across the sky, saw a goat, grabbed it and flew on. A hunter was standing on the ground, saw an eagle and shot. The eagle fell like a stone onto the grass, and the goat flew on! So let's drink so that eagles don't get killed and goats don't fly.

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Proms and balls

In Abkhazia they say that the most beautiful girl should have the eyes of a mountain chamois, hair the color of agate, skin softer than a peach, and a waist thinner than the slenderest tree.

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In Abkhazia they say that the most beautiful young man should have the eyes of a falcon, the hair of a raven, the body of a cypress, and the mind of a serpent.

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They say that a real horseman must do three things in life: build a house, plant a tree and raise a son.

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So let’s drink to all the young men present here becoming real horsemen!

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In Georgia they say that two people: rash and suspicious, are good for nothing, since the first acts before he thinks, and the second thinks when to act.

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So let’s drink to your actions and thoughts being timely in your adult life!

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There is an old Georgian saying: it is not people who pass time, but time that passes people.

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So let’s drink to the fact that each of you knows how to properly manage the time allotted to him!

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In Abkhazia they say that the blessings destined for you from above are looking for you all your life, just as you are looking for them.

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Georgians say: there is one happiness - duty, one pleasure - work, one luxury - beauty.

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There is a saying in Georgia: the smart one is not the one who knows how to distinguish good from evil, but the one who can choose the lesser of two evils.

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In the Caucasus they say that one good experience is more important than seven rules of wisdom. So let's drink so that our chicks, flying out today, do not neglect their experience!

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So let’s drink to the happy sailing of our dear graduates on the seas of life!

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So let's drink to this wise rule becoming a guide for our dear graduates!

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Georgians say that one hour of sincere conversation at a good table brings people together better than whole years of ordinary communication.

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So let's drink to the fact that in the lives of our dear children there will always be time to sit at the table with close friends!

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So let’s drink so that these wise words leave their mark in the hearts of our youth!

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In Georgia they say that a person is not a favorite of nature in the sense that she has done everything for him, but that he, with the help of the powers bestowed by her, does everything for himself.

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So let’s drink to the fact that these wise words will become parting words for our dear graduates on their life’s journey!

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There is an old Caucasian proverb: you can’t recognize a wine by its barrel, but a person by its appearance.

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So let’s drink so that our dear graduates don’t have to make a mistake in choosing friends on their life’s journey!

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So let's drink to the fact that our young generation strives for glory and, having gained it, guards it with dignity!

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There is an old Georgian saying: glory is not in enjoying honors, but in earning them.

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A Georgian folk proverb says: the height of towers is measured by their shadow, and the greatness of a person is measured by the number of envious people.

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In Abkhazia they say that a stupid person has his heart on his tongue, but a wise man has his tongue on his heart.

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So let’s drink to being guided only by reason in the adult life you are entering!

Caucasian birthday greetings to a friend

The eastern sage Khoja Nasreddin fell ill. Creditors began to visit him and asked him to repay his debts - the hour was uneven, he would die. “Everyone pray that I stay alive until I pay you off!” Khoja told them. Everyone prayed and said in one voice: “Our prayer will be heard by Allah!” “So,” Nasreddin rejoiced, “I won’t die from now on?!” Dear debtors, let us raise our glasses to the creditors who pray to God for our longevity!

There is one old Caucasian congratulation, a toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises his glass of Kindzmarauli... and suddenly feels that a fuss has begun in his stomach. He decided to say a toast, fire the gun and at the same time free himself from anxiety. So I did. But oh horror! The gun misfired, but this case did not misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years he returns and asks the boy: 'What happened during this time?' “Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened,” he answered. So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds.

This happened in a tropical country. The daughter complained to her mother that her husband was cheating on her. And mommy said: “This matter can be fixed.” Bring me 2 hairs from a tiger's whiskers.' “What are you talking about, Mommy?” my daughter got scared. - 'Just try, you're a lady, you should be able to do everything.' My daughter thought. Then she slaughtered a sheep and went into the forest with a piece of meat. She sat in ambush and waited. A tiger appeared and, furious, rushed towards her. She threw the meat and ran away. The next day she came again with a piece of meat, and when the tiger rushed at her, she threw the meat, but did not run away, but began to watch him eat. On the third day, the tiger was waiting for her and when she reappeared with meat, he happily beat his tail. And the lady began to feed him directly from her hand. On the fourth day, the tiger happily ran up to her, and after eating a piece of meat, he laid his head on the girl’s lap and dozed off. And at that moment she pulled out two hairs and brought them home to mom. “Oh,” said Mommy, “you have tamed a predatory animal such as a tiger. Now go and tame your hubby either with cunning or affection. Remember, every man has a tiger in him:.. So let’s drink to the women who tame the tigers in us.

A certain king was crooked. A skilled painter was with him. For some reason the monarch disliked him and was looking for a reason to find fault. “Paint my portrait, but so that it looks exactly like me,” he once ordered the artist. “So my end has come,” the artist thought sadly. - If I draw him crooked, he will execute me. If I portray him as seeing, he will say: “It doesn’t look like it!”, and he will also cut off his head.” An acute situation gives rise to resourcefulness. The artist painted a deer, and next to him was a king with a gun in his hands, one eye, blind, closed, as if the king was taking aim. In this form he presented the portrait to the sovereign. He could not find fault with the painter, and his life was saved. This toast is to the talented and resourceful.

The Eastern ruler once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences. - Why are you sitting here? - asked the bishop. Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were imprisoned innocently, solely due to a judicial error. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft. “Release him immediately,” the ruler ordered, “he can have a bad influence on all the other honest people who are here.” So let's drink to the people whose honesty helps them to be free!

One monarch ordered his food minister: “Get me a food that is sweeter in the world!” The minister went to the market and bought a tongue. The ruler was delighted with the skillfully prepared dish. And a day or two later, a new order came from him: “Get me such a dish as there is nothing more bitter in the world.” The minister went to the market again and bought the tongue again. “I demanded something bitter, you brought your tongue again.” How so? And the minister explained: “Sir, there is nothing more pleasant in the world than clever words and nothing more bitter than bad words.” It all depends on the language... My toast is to skillfully use your tongue.

One day Molla and his son had to go to a neighboring village. He put his son on a donkey and went on foot. After some time, they met people and one of them said: “Look, an elderly man is walking, and a young man is driving.” Molla unseated his son from the saddle and rode off on horseback. Soon they met a whole crowd of people, one of them, looking at Molla and his son, said: “Look at them!” A big guy sits on a donkey, and a little guy trudges along on foot. Molla got off the donkey, let him go ahead, and he and his son went on foot. They drove a little and once again met people. One of them said: “Look at them, look at them!” The donkey walks empty, and they beat their feet on the stones and sand. Molla sat on the donkey and took his son with him. They drove a little more, and once again met several people, and they began to laugh: “Look at them!” The two of us climbed onto the donkey, the poor guy couldn’t even breathe. Molla slowly got down from the donkey, took off his son, put the donkey on his back and said: “It seems that this is the only way I can get rid of the damned tongue of these people.” So let’s drink to the fact that in the future we will not pay attention to people’s rumors, but will confidently go our own way!

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Caucasian toasts

High, high in the gray Caucasian mountains, old George was tending a flock of sheep. An eagle soared high in the blue sky. He saw the sheep, folded their wings and fell like a stone on the largest ram, grabbed it and flew. Old George took the gun, took aim, fired and hit the eagle. The eagle fell to the bottom of the deepest gorge, and the ram... flew further. So let's drink to the fact that eagles never fall and rams never fly!

A flock of sheep descended from the mountains into the valley. Suddenly an eagle swooped down from the sky, grabbed and dragged away the lamb. The little bird saw all this. She decided: “Why don’t I act like the eagle? And what a lamb, I’ll carry off a whole ram.” The bird flew higher, folded its wings and rushed down. But it ended with her hitting the ram’s horn and killing herself. “A fly also once wanted to roll a stone,” said the shepherd, holding a dead bird in his palm. So the bird, who wanted to be compared with the eagle, achieved that it was compared with a fly. So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities!

Once upon a time there lived a sultan and he had a harem which was located 100 kilometers from him. And he had a servant whom the Sultan sent every day for the girl. The servant died at 30 and the Sultan at 90. So let’s drink so that we don’t run after women, but they run after us. Because it is not women who kill men, but the running after them.

An ancient eastern wisdom noted: “It is more pleasant for one father to feed ten children than for ten children to feed one father.” So let's raise our glasses so that our children never have to feed us!

One sage said: “The most amazing thing about a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, but as his life passes, he is not upset.”

Let us raise a toast so that every day of our lives may pass brightly and profitably.

One day Molla and his son had to go to a neighboring village. He put his son on a donkey and went on foot. After some time, they met people and one of them said: “Look, an elderly man is walking, and a young man is driving.” Molla unseated his son from the saddle and rode off on horseback. Soon they met a whole crowd of people, one of them, looking at Molla and his son, said: “Look at them!” The big man sits on a donkey, and the little one trudges along on foot. Molla got off the donkey, let him go ahead, and he and his son went on foot. They rode a little and met people again. One of them said: “Look at them, look at them!” The donkey walks empty, and they beat their feet on the stones and sand. Molla sat on the donkey and took his son with him. They drove a little more, and once again met several people, and they began to laugh: “Look at them!” The two of us climbed onto the donkey, the poor guy couldn’t even breathe. Molla slowly got down from the donkey, took his son off him, put the donkey on his back and said: “It seems that this is the only way I can get rid of the damned tongue of these people.” So let's drink to the fact that we never pay attention to people's rumors, but confidently go our own way!

An ancient Eastern wisdom says: “whoever trusts inappropriately will soon become inappropriately distrustful.” So let's drink to the fact that trust in our company always goes hand in hand with appropriateness!

Try to disagree with the old eastern proverb: “They taste gold with fire, they taste a woman with gold, and they taste a woman with a man.” So let’s drink to us, who have overcome all trials and tests with honor!

The tour climbed a high mountain. And the higher the tours climb, the better they feel. A mountain eagle saw a tur, made one circle, then another, fell on it like a stone and began to peck. The tour fell and crashed. Let's drink so that, no matter how high we climb the mountain, no one will peck at us and force us to fall.

The good old proverb about the Prophet Muhammad and the obstinate mountain has lived on earth for hundreds of years. We raise our glasses to the fact that you will be luckier than Muhammad, and that all the mountains that you meet on your way will come to you on their own.

The eastern sage Khoja Nasreddin fell ill. Creditors began to visit him and asked him to repay his debts - the hour was uneven, he would die. “Everyone pray that I stay alive until I pay you!” Khoja told them. Everyone prayed and said in one voice: “Our prayer will be heard by Allah!” “So,” Nasreddin rejoiced, “I will never die?!” Dear debtors, let us raise our glasses to the creditors who pray to God for our longevity!

Two men went into the forest to find and cut sticks for the yoke. The old ones appear to be worn out. The first one immediately found a suitable tree and cut off two magnificent dry branches. However, it seemed to his comrade that the next tree would be better, and the next even better. So he wandered through the forest all day, not having the strength to stop and choose what he needed. In the end, he cut off two branches much worse than the ones he came across at first. He returned home in the evening, when he was the first to leave the field, having plowed it with the help of a new yoke. So let's drink to what we have!

Dear... I drink to your coffin, made from the wood of a hundred-year-old oak tree that I planted this morning.

Under the weight of life's adversities, one man decided to hang himself. Well, as expected - I lathered the rope, stood on a chair, stuck my head into the loop. Then I suddenly remembered - there’s a bottle of vodka in the refrigerator! “Okay,” he thinks, “I’ll have a glass for last.” Overcome with gloomy thoughts and memories, he drinks the entire bottle and walks unsteadily into the room. Again on the chair, head in the noose: - Wait, why am I doing this? After all, life is getting better!!! So let's drink so that life gets better!

A Georgian ended up in Siberia in winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses: “Fuck, damn Sibyr!” I’ve put on two fur coats, and I’m walking around like I’m wearing shorts!.. You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s just right for me to scold your region: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s like I’m wearing two fur coats!..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

High in the mountains of Kakheti lived an eagle with eaglets and small eaglets. One day, returning from a hunt, the eagle decided to test his eagle, check how brave she was, how she protected the nest and eaglets from strangers... He put on the skin of a tiger and began to slowly approach the nest... The eagle, seeing a tiger creeping towards the nest, boldly rushed at him. Wow, how she pecked at him, beat him with her wings, and tore him with her claws! And without even allowing her to come to her senses, she was thrown to the very bottom of the deepest gorge. So let's drink to the fact that no matter what the husband looks like when he comes home, his wife will always recognize him!

A flock of sheep descended from the mountains into the valley. Suddenly an eagle swooped down from the sky and grabbed and dragged away the lamb. The little bird saw all this. She decided: “Why don’t I act like the eagle? And what a lamb, I’ll carry off a whole ram.” The bird flew higher, folded its wings and rushed down. But it ended with her hitting the ram’s horn and killing herself. “A fly also once wanted to roll a stone,” said the shepherd, holding a dead bird in his palm. So the bird, who wanted to be compared with the eagle, achieved that it was compared with a fly. So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities!

-What is the difference between truth and lies? - they asked the sage. “Yes, like between the ears and eyes,” he answered. “What we see with our eyes is true, but what we hear with our ears is not always true.” Let us drink to what we have heard and seen.

Two disputants came to the sage with a request to judge them. He listened carefully to the plaintiff first and, when he finished speaking, told him: “Yes, you’re right!” Then the defendant began to make excuses. The sage listened to him very carefully. And then he said: “You’re absolutely right!” Here the sage's wife intervened. “How can it be that both disputants are right?” - she asked her husband quietly. The sage remained silent thoughtfully, thought and told her: “You know what, you’re right too!” This toast is for those who are always right!

A woman came to Nasreddin and began to ask him to help cure her husband of his addiction to drinking. “I’m not a doctor,” Nasreddin said. - But I can give advice. Does your husband have any big dreams? Of course, not a fairy tale, but one that can be performed? “Yes,” the woman said after thinking. - Very good! - Nasreddin was happy. - Promise him: if he stops drinking, then you will fulfill this dream. “Okay, I’ll try,” the woman said and, bowing, left. And when she came home, she explained to her husband: “I’ll tell you what, dear: if you stop drinking, I’ll give you half a liter every day.” So let's drink to the fact that our wives can always make their wishes come true, turning dreams into reality!

A certain prince invited a musician to his place to entertain him. The musician began to play. - Oh, bless your hand! - the prince praised him. - I give you a silver azarpema. The musician thanked him and sat down to play further. “I won’t spare my horse for you!” - the prince went wild. The musician tries even harder. “I wish you a cow,” the owner said generously. The next day the musician appears to receive the promised gifts. - What azarpema, what horse? - answered the sobered prince. “Yesterday you pleased me with your play, and I pleased you with my promises.” The same thing that remains today from your game is left to you from my gifts. Let us fill our glasses and drink so that we can always and under any circumstances keep our word.

High, high in the mountains there was a basketball hoop. One proud horseman decided to throw the ball at him from above. He took a running start, jumped high, straight towards the sun, and got burned, and that’s how blacks and… basketball appeared.

One Georgian tells a friend: - You understand! I visited the doctor, and he told me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! Not allowed with women! "- Poor fellow! - a friend sympathizes. - What kind of poor thing am I? I gave him money... and he gave me permission to do everything! Let's drink to the rich people!

The sage was asked: “Why do friends so easily become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?” “But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it,” answered the sage, “and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to waste money than to earn it.” I propose a toast so that we create and not destroy.

The ancient Indian treatise “Peach Branches” says: the needs of the soul give rise to friendship, the needs of the mind - respect, the needs of the body - desire. All three needs give birth to true love Let's drink to the fact that we always have these needs, and we love and are loved.

Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He was strong like a bull, fast like a mountain river, his eyes were like an eagle, his dagger was sharp like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was as twisted as a scribble on a hat... And then, on a rock, a mountain goat appeared above the road. And the horseman, at full gallop, pulled out his gun and shot at the animal, but not a single muscle flinched on the goat’s muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, shot again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and, kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped to the side. And when the horseman wanted to lie down to shoot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger. So let's drink so that we don't come across such assholes on our life's path!

One day Molla and his son had to go to a neighboring village. He put his son on a donkey and went on foot. After some time, they met people, and one of them said: “Look, an elderly man is walking, and a young man is driving.” Molla unseated his son from the saddle and rode off on horseback. Soon they met a whole crowd of people, one of them, looking at Molla and his son, said: “Look at them!” The big man sits on a donkey, and the little one trudges along on foot. Molla got off the donkey, let him go ahead, and he and his son went on foot. They rode a little and met people again. One of them said: “Look at them, look at them!” The donkey walks empty, and they beat their feet on the stones and sand. Molla sat on the donkey and took his son with him. They drove a little more, and once again met several people, and they began to laugh: “Look at them!” The two of us climbed onto the donkey, the poor guy couldn’t even breathe. Molla slowly got down from the donkey, took his son off him, put the donkey on his back and said: “It seems that this is the only way I can get rid of the damned tongue of these people.” So let's drink to the fact that we never pay attention to people's rumors, but confidently go our own way!

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Caucasian toast on a man’s anniversary “To an easy and cheerful life!”

- Dear, I had such an amazing dream in which you bought me a wonderful fur coat!

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“My dear,” her husband answers, “maybe you’ll fall asleep one more time and see in your dreams where I can get money for your fur coat!”

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So let’s drink to the fact that the wife of our birthday boy sees the right dreams, so that he will be the best in her eyes both in dreams and in reality!

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So, let's drink to the friends of our hero of the day, who are always with him - in sorrow and in joy!

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Looking at how many loyal friends surround the hero of the day, I remembered one parable.

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People were just surprised and threw up their hands. However, both Yegor and Samson enjoyed great respect in the village for their relationship.

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Let's raise our glasses to true friendship! Let each of us not skimp on help and dedication in difficult times!

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- Okay, you will remain safe if you fulfill three wishes of the first woman you meet.

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They shook hands and went deep into the forest. Along the way they meet an elderly woman. The gray wolf told her what was the matter.

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To the wolf's third question, the woman demanded the same thing! Then the man fell to his knees in front of the wolf and whispered in exhaustion:

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So let's drink, friends, to such men whom wolves don't eat, because there's no reason!

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- I like beauties like you. - answered the hot horseman from the Caucasus mountains, because he is a real man and will never offend a lady either in word or deed

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Father and son are sitting alone at home in the evening. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. "Who's there?" - they ask. “It’s me, wealth!” But the father did not tell his son to open it. They knock again:

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- Now, son, quickly unlock it! This is our wealth, health and happiness have come!

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So let’s raise a toast to the wife of our birthday boy, who once quenched his terrible thirst for love and remained with him forever!

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Let's drink to the sagacious wife of the hero of the day, who managed to make the right bet!

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I propose to drink to our hero of the day, who today is in a state of harmony and balance and for whom all the best is yet to come!

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The philosopher Socrates' students once asked him which mortal could be considered happy? “The one who has an honest way of thinking and a sharp mind,” answered the sage.

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So let's raise our glasses to the ability of a real man to make any sacrifice in the name of his love!

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There is an opinion that our hero of the day gives the impression of a gentle person. So let's raise our glasses so that not a single enemy can bend it!

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- I fell in love with you at first sight! - the Cossack answered her enthusiastically and I want to marry you!

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“You’re in a hurry, because you haven’t seen my beautiful sister.” She is a thousand times more beautiful than me. Stop and wait for her on the same path, my sister is following me!

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- Why are you surprised? After all, you also deceived me: you said that you loved me more than life itself, but you yourself remained waiting for a woman who was supposedly more beautiful than me!

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So let’s fill and raise our glasses to the constancy of the masculine character that our hero of the day is so enviably distinguished by!

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One king had a very capricious daughter. One day she came to her father and said: “Father! I want to spend this night with Emelyan Pugachev!”

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What to do? Portrayed. But on the second night, the eccentric princess needed Fyodor Chaliapin - the actor also played it right. On the third night I represented Ermak.

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- Don’t take me for a fool! I realized that our actor plays all these men. So: this night I want him himself! And no one for me!

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Three Georgians gather at a barbecue in the evening and discuss their affairs. The youngest of them is asked:

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“It turned out that my wife is such a greedy woman!” She always asks me for money.

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I suggest you raise your glasses to the fact that this anecdote has nothing to do with our generous hero of the day!

So let’s drink to the fact that our hero of the day will live to see not only his grandchildren, but also his great-grandchildren, and will always be surrounded by their love and respect!

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Dear Gogi! I want to raise this glass to your coffin. which will be made from the oak tree I planted this morning! For your longevity!

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Several old people from Georgian villages gathered and sat down at the table: drinking wine and talking. Suddenly one of them stands up and says:

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To respect the elder, everyone drank and forgot about it. Several hours passed when a stranger entered the yard. He approached the table and, greeting those gathered, said:

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– I am Sergo from the village of Ketevani, I came to you to thank you for drinking to my health.

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The elders were at first taken aback, and then began to ask him how he knew that they drank to him. And Sergo said:

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Sergo said these words, turned and left the yard. Since then no one has seen him again.

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Once his father asked little Gogi: “Which birds are the most useful for humans?” “Grilled chickens!” - the son answered him.

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I suggest we drink so that our birthday boy is as witty as this Gogi.

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An Armenian, a Georgian and a Russian once met. And they decided to argue about who would drink more.

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Then the Russian and the Armenian asked the Georgian how he could drink so much. And the Georgian replied:

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– I drink a bottle for each member of my family and don’t stop drinking until I’ve drunk for everyone. I have a wife, four children, ten grandchildren and fifteen great-grandchildren.

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So let’s drink to the fact that our hero of the day will be surrounded by an equally large and friendly family, for the health of each member of which he could drink a bottle of good wine!

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- Listen, Gogi! How many years have I known you, I still can’t understand: how can you dance the lezginka after drinking so much wine?

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- Work like an ox, grow grapes, get up every morning with the sun, and then you will have the strength to drink a lot of wine and have fun, like I have fun.

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So let’s drink so that our hero of the day always has the strength for fruitful work and a good mood for relaxing with friends!

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She asked to be allowed to spend the night. The owners fed her dinner and put her to sleep on the best bed.

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So let's drink to the fact that hospitality will always remain unchanged in the house of our hero of the day!

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Once upon a time there lived a blind woman in a Georgian village. She was famous for her ability to predict the future.

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One day a young Georgian from a neighboring village came to her and asked her to tell her about what awaited him in life. The woman took his hand and said:

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“I see three people in your life: a mother standing on the threshold of the house, a wife bending over the cradle, and a son going to war.” You will be the most unhappy person in your entire village.

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So let's drink to the fact that our dear birthday boy never wastes a single minute in vain!

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The girl flatly refused to marry someone she didn’t love, but her father insisted on marriage because he wanted his daughter to live richly. In the end, the poor girl was forced into marriage.

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And the beautiful Nino married her beloved guy and lived a long, happy life with him.

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So let's drink to our hero of the day, who, like the beautiful Nino, chose her beloved man over a rich scoundrel!

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In Georgia there is an old custom - drinking wine from a horn. The hero of the occasion is given a full glass of wine and he must drink all the wine at once for the health of all his guests.

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So let’s drink so that joy will never be able to awaken sorrow in the heart of our birthday boy!

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In Abkhazia they say that participating in the joy of other people doubles the joys of our lives.

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So let’s drink so that the joy of each of us will increase tenfold the joy of our dear hero of the day!

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The great Georgian thinker said: “Our joy is extremely short; and therefore hope goes before her, and behind her a pleasant memory.”

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So let’s drink to this joyful event, so that we can keep wonderful memories of this evening!

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So let's drink to the relatives and friends of our dear birthday boy present here!

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In Georgia they say that what removes friends from us is either their happiness, when they no longer need us, or our misfortune, when we need them too much.

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So let's drink to our many years of friendship with the hero of the day - and to the fact that nothing can distance us from each other!

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So let's drink to the fact that for our dear hero of the day the time has finally come for real, lasting friendship!

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In Georgia they say that a person’s wealth is measured by his wealth, and happiness is measured by the merits of his soul.

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So let's drink to our dear hero of the day - a man worthy in all respects!

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They say that once upon a time in a mountain village there lived a man who could drink a hundred bottles of wine in a day. His fame spread throughout Georgia.

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So let's drink so that the fame of our hero of the day will spread regardless of how many bottles of wine he may drink!

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They say that a person who does not drink wine harbors something evil in his soul. So let’s drink so that there will never be people who don’t drink near our hero of the day!

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In Georgia they say: a man should look like a hazel tree trunk, a woman should look like a peach fruit.

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So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who, like a ripe peach, is rosy and fresh!

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They say that the great Queen Tamara knew the recipe for a decoction that gave a woman’s face an indescribable beauty.

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I have a suspicion that our dear N somehow found out this recipe. So let's drink to the beautiful hero of the occasion!

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So let's drink to the fact that fruits and good wine will never be left on the table of our hero of the day!

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There is such a Sufi parable. A certain wise man heard that in a neighboring village there lived a man wiser than him. He became envious and decided to test the wisdom of another.

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Having entered, he introduced himself and invited the man to check whether the owner’s wisdom was really what they said it was, and asked to answer the question he had in mind.

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There is an old Caucasian parable: one wise man went to travel with his disciples. They walked for several weeks and came to the shore of a large lake.

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- Sorry, father, for interrupting you, but this word is pronounced like this (and he said it correctly).

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So let’s drink so that our birthday boy can always confirm his words with his deeds!

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I propose a toast to our dear friend, who stands opposite me, like a rock in the middle of the stormy sea of life, unaffected by any storms and hurricanes, invincible and indestructible.

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However, the owner must also master the art of receiving guests, so that after visiting his house the guests want to come again and again.

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So let's drink to our hero of the day, who, like a mountain eagle, soars in the sky of his deeds and accomplishments!

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Ancient wisdom says: in an ideal world, like gives birth to like. Thus, good produces good, and evil produces evil.

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So let's drink to this beautiful woman, the hero of this celebration, who, by doing good, increases its amount in the world!

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And I propose to drink to our beautiful N, worthy of being sung in the poems of the greatest poets!

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In Georgia they say that a person who sees a star falling from the sky will be happier than anyone else.

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So let's drink to our hero of the day and wish him to see not one, but two shooting stars.

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In the Caucasus they say that passing youth takes away enthusiasm and ardor, but endows a person with wisdom and the ability to see the essence of things.

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So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, the messengers of whose wisdom are his gray hairs!

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- Tell me, Givi, what should a real horseman do - cheat on himself, but not cheat on his wife, or cheat on his wife, but not cheat on himself?

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In this regard, I propose to drink to our dear hero of the day, who never cheats on himself or his wife!

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So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who, although he does not grow grapes or make wine, the tables in his house are always simply excellent!

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A few hours later, the Georgian is driving back and sees that a car is covered with stones. He approaches the driver sitting next to her and says:

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In Georgia they say that a good person can drink more wine than a bad one, because a bad person quickly gets drunk, but a good person drinks and drinks, and never loses his sight.

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So let's drink to our hero of the day, who could drink the sea if his sense of modesty did not interfere with him!

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When the time came for their souls to go to another world, the Apostle Paul said to the poor man:

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I want to say that our wonderful hero of the day lives like a real poet and will not exchange his soul for any money.

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So let's drink to him and to our wonderful meetings being repeated more often!

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So let's drink to our dear birthday boy, who gives us the incomparable joy of communication!

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May our dear birthday girl, Tamara, be protected by the great Georgian Queen Tamara! Cheers!

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The Germans say: “You can make a piece of ham out of any disgusting thing.” And the Georgians say: “Only the best grapes are good for wine.”

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So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, not a German or a Georgian, but just a very good person!

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One day God came down to earth to find out what people wanted. He approached the young man and asked:

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Then God approached the middle-aged man and asked the same thing. The man replied:

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Finally, God approached the old man and asked what he wanted from life. And the old man answered:

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So let’s drink to the fact that God gave our dear N happiness, respect, health, good work, and moreover, our love!

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– My first gift is health. May you be strong, powerful and immune to disease.

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My second gift is oblivion, which will save your memory from the fears, sorrows and troubles of the past. Let them no longer burden your soul.

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My third gift is the gift of intuition, which will always suggest the right way out of the current situation.

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And I, as this wizard, wish our dear hero of the day the best health, oblivion and intuition that would lead him through life in the most correct way.

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When he returned home, a beautiful woman came out of the flower and said that she would be his wife and the mother of his children.

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I propose to drink to our dear birthday girl, who was probably also found by her husband in a wonderful flower!

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They say that one day a certain poet came to the great Queen Tamara and complained that he was very poor. The queen answered:

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I propose to drink to our hero of the day - a man who gives people inspiration!

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In Georgia they say that forty years is the maturity of youth, and sixty is the youth of maturity.

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- Do you know lemon? Do you know apples? Do you know persimmon? Do you know grapes? Well, it doesn't look like it at all.

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So I ask, what is our birthday boy? Do you know Pentyukh? Coward you know? Lazy guy, you know? Stupid you know? Well, it doesn't look like it at all!

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With his high achievements, talent and rare spiritual qualities, our hero of the day strengthens the ability of the name to change the fate of people for the better.

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Georgian wisdom says that it takes a person two years to learn to speak and fifty years to learn to remain silent.

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Our dear hero of the day proved that he learned this life lesson perfectly. So let's drink to his precious health!

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In Georgia they say: to find out the price of a person, you need to ask trouble, joy, a woman and a bottle about him.

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“He is sensitive and attentive, he gives me his love without wasting it on other women.

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A certain person came from a village to the city for a certificate. The official turned his documents over in his hands for a long time and finally said:

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In Georgia they say: the love of a young woman is like new wine: tart, unseasoned, intoxicating; The love of an older woman is like old wine: aged, with a bouquet.

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In the Caucasus they say that a woman’s name should be like the radiance of a star or the tenderness of a flower.

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So let's drink to our beautiful birthday girl N, whose name meets this criterion!

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There is an old Caucasian proverb: when the last wine from your cellar is drunk, then you will finally know how many friends you have.

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So let’s drink to the fact that our birthday boy will have money for wine from the store the morning after this wonderful holiday!

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In Georgia they say that heartfelt participation in the joy of other people doubles the joys of our lives.

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In Georgia there is a custom - to give a kid as an engagement gift. They say it brings happiness and many children. According to custom, it should be fried on the birthday of the first child.

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He walked for many months, and along the way he composed a beautiful song that is sung to this day.

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So let's drink so that love and tenderness never stop living in these young hearts!

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It is known that the longer wine is stored, the more valuable it becomes. The best wine is aged for several decades - even centuries.

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I propose to drink so that our young people may live happily ever after, raise their children, and enjoy their grandchildren and great-grandchildren!

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- Just as the sun gives light, although it is older than the universe, just as a river brings new waters, although it is older than our village.

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So let’s drink to ensure that your future union continues to bear fruit even after many years!

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So let’s drink to the fact that in your union two families, two traditions will find a worthy combination.

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There is an old Georgian legend. Two trees grew in one person’s garden: a pear and an apricot. Their trunks were so close to each other that they finally intertwined.

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So let’s drink to the fact that you, like these apricot and pear, will grow together with your souls so much that they become one soul, full of love!

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In the Caucasus they say that a person can do without anything, but he cannot do without a person.

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In Abkhazia they say that by the chosen bride you can determine what kind of man a man is and whether he knows his worth.

Caucasian toasts

Caucasian wisdom says: “If you want to find strong love, look for a woman in love. If you want to find devoted love, look for a faithful wife. If you want to find eternal love, never forget the road to your mother’s house.” Let's drink to the boundless and eternal love of our mothers!

The Caucasus is said to have the most centenarians. Scientists blame everything on the mountain air, but I think it’s something else. You cannot survive in the mountains without respect: for elders, for nature, for the Motherland. A person who has respect is not ashamed to walk the earth even for 100 years. So let’s drink to living life not just long, but also with dignity!

One stupid and proud ram wanted so badly to be the best in his flock that he climbed to the highest peak of the highest mountain. A strong wind began, all the rams rallied into a herd and held out, but that ram, alas, was alone and could not resist the force of the wind. With his next impulse, he flew into the gorge and crashed. So let's drink to the fact that there will be no such sheep in our company, we will be a single team.

One day a young man came to the sage. He asked the sage what happiness is. The sage, after thinking a little, said: “Happiness is an elastic concept, for a mother happiness is a baby, for a merchant it is a new horse.” Everyone chooses for themselves what happiness means to them. So think about what you crave and what you love. So let’s drink to each of us realizing our own happiness.

High in the mountains, on a snow-white peak, lived one elder. People from all over the area came to him to ask for advice. But the trouble is, he really lived high on a hard-to-reach cliff. Therefore, only very strong and resilient people could come to him for advice. So let's drink to health and strength, because without them, even the wisest advice will not help anyone!

Caucasians have a legend: when a child appears in a family, 100 devils appear in addition to it. When he turns one year old, one angel is born, and there are one less devil. And so every next year: the number of angels increases, and the number of devils decreases. Let's raise our glasses so that we all live to see the moment when there are no devils left!

One small but very proud lamb decided to break away from the herd and was eaten by wolves. Let's learn to be friends and never forget about friends.

High in the mountains, where the sky embraces the mountain peaks, lived a great sage. His wisdom was so great and known that the most important leaders of the surrounding tribes came to consult with him and they were never disappointed in his advice. But then one day, a big disaster came to one of the surrounding villages; domestic animals began to die. And no one could understand the reason for this misfortune. And then the elders decided to turn to the sage for help. The sage listened to them and said: “You, dear ones, need to go to the vet!” So let's drink to everyone minding their own business and if you have a problem, contact a specialist! Here's to the experts in their field!

As the elders say, in life a person should avoid two types of people: those who do not need him, and those who do not need him. So let's raise our glasses to all of us sitting at this festive table. May each of us always be needed by someone!

One very strong and proud horseman was so proud that he never accepted help from anyone. And then one day he was walking home late and stumbled. fell and broke his leg. He could not get up and walk home, and because of his pride he did not want to call anyone to help him. And he became so weak that he froze at night and died. So let's drink to the fact that we would be proud, but always understand that there are situations that cannot be dealt with without friendly help. For friendship, my dears.

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Defense of diplomas and dissertations

One Persian Shah had three hundred wives. They were guarded by a faithful eunuch servant. As soon as the Shah wanted to see one of his wives, he called a servant and ordered the wife to be brought to his chambers.

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This went on day after day. The poor servant had neither day nor night to rest: he was constantly waiting for orders.

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Friends! I propose to drink so that we are lucky enough to find a job that would be a joy for us!

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One day, a horseman was traveling through a mountain valley and suddenly saw three men carrying huge stones on carts to the top of the mountain.

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Some people say that writing a dissertation means creating a fog in a highly specialized field of knowledge that others do not understand anything about.

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I propose to drink to this worthy representative of the scientific world and to his scientific achievements!

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They say that a real scientist is one who completely devotes himself to science. And in Georgia they would say that a real scientist is one who devotes himself to two sciences: his own science and the science of love.

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In Georgia they say that one should never forget that society would rather be occupied than taught.

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So let's drink to our dear scientists - and wish them to remember this wise saying.

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A certain Georgian thinker once said: “In order to be successful in society, the ability to sometimes appear stupid is useful.”

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There is a Caucasian folk wisdom: the appearance of merit is rewarded more often than the merit itself.

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There is a Georgian proverb: it happens that a mountain gives birth to a mouse, but it also happens that a mouse imagines that it has given birth to a mountain.

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One smart Georgian said: no matter what stilts we take, we cannot do without our legs.

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There is an old Abkhazian proverb: a bug on a straw in a puddle imagines itself as an admiral on an immense sea.

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So let’s drink so that each of the young scientists remembers that there are luminaries brighter than him.

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The Georgian thinker said: thousands of paths lead to error, but only one to truth.

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In Georgia they say that in the eyes of a merchant all people are buyers, in the eyes of a poet all people are readers, and the philosopher does not see anyone around him at all.

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So let's drink so that our dear philosopher's eyes will finally open and he will see a circle of cheerful friends around him!