The king is going to the anniversary
(imitating Leonid Filatov)
Congratulation performance. Characters: Tsar, Grandmother, Minister, Ambassador, Devil.
Between heaven and earth, In the middle of one country, Where this house stands, We gathered at the table. Not far away here, in a small forest, (This point is not on the map), Tsarev’s chambers were once built. There lives a lord-king, the sovereign of a local fairy tale. The grandmother also lives there - she is the Tsar’s secretary.
Tsar: I was invited to the anniversary, I need a poem quickly! To congratulate the hero of the day, So that I can sing like a nightingale. I issued a decree long ago, so that everyone who could would have congratulations for the anniversary. Well, where are they now? I'm going to the buffet soon, but no congratulations. I’ll send everyone to hell so that they don’t cause harm!
Grandma: What kind of buffet do you want? After all, you’re already a hundred years old? There is nothing nicer for you than sleeping on the stove.
Tsar: Don’t be nonsense to me here And don’t look sarcastically, You remember your place, Sit in the corner, so sit. And come on, don’t yawn, write a congratulation. If you can’t come up with even a line, then blame yourself!
Grandma: My king, father! Wait! Have pity! The Lord is with you! My longevity made me feel sick in the head. I’ll invite the minister, I’m already in a hurry to get him, He’s already inventing something, I’ll beg him!
Minister: Tsar-Father, I’m on my way! I'll clear it up. Would you like me to play the button accordion and bring a gypsy choir?
Tsar: I’m going to a banquet, but I don’t have Congratulations with me. Well, I still don’t want to disgrace myself! How to congratulate? Climb onto the stall and take the primer. I can’t have my face in the dirt, I’m still the sovereign.
Minister: Why not write a poem? It's not like chopping wood! In a minute I’ll quickly rhyme for you, How all this should be. Tsar, write: “Well, that means so! I arrived, so happy, I congratulate the hero of the day, I give him a nickel! Maybe he can drink it away, Or put it in a piggy bank, And so that he can live sweeter than everyone else, And so that he can be fatter than everyone else!”
Tsar: Are you completely crazy? Did you sing a faq to me here? If anyone praised me like that, I would shoot him! Look, what verse you came up with, get out of my sight. Look, our smart guy ran away, snuck out the door - and fell silent.
Grandma: And anyone would have run away. You screamed like crazy! Why are you upset? How did he manage to write it like that?
And I’ll trample you out, I’m so angry. Who came to us there yesterday? Is he an ambassador or a baron? You call the ambassador here, If he is not weak in the head, Let him write a congratulation - And sit down at the table.
Ambassador: Hu is zis, and what rubbish is here? I'm quite a bit drunk. Believe me, in Russia you have Vodka, beer and ram!
Tsar: Before you is still a king, and not a local sexton. Don’t express yourself to me here, and don’t wander around the room. Earn a treat, write a poem for me. Come on, let's be more precise, link the lines with rhyme!
Ambassador: I’m coming to you from England, Happy bysdey its tu yu, Very good, may name is Georgie. It's You Life is like in heaven. Aim its English Ambassador. Our England very small. I bow to Russian, Veri gud in the morning, pickle! We are waiting for you all to tour to England, Beautyful, that you are with us. Veri gud, salaam alaikum! Vodka! Salo! Vas ist das!
Tsar: Are you bringing me chavoy here, What makes me shiver? How can I read this? You won't be able to turn your tongue here! Listen, import ambassador, get out of here! You'll sip some cabbage soup in the kitchen - and go beyond your cordon!
Grandma: Don’t be angry, dear one, let’s drink some Kiselka. And quietly climb onto the stove, It’s time for everyone to bye-bye!
Tsar: Grandma, don’t twist me, Don’t muddy my waters! Come up with a greeting, it’s time for me to be on my way. Here's what you need to learn: You have to think with your head! Call the devil here, if only it would do any good!
Devil: I’ve been waiting here for an order for a long time, and I’ll carry it out right now. Tsar, let’s take shorthand, I dictate only once: “Glory to the hero of the day, glory!” He is good! Bravo, Bravo! He is such that he could, truly, take the Tsar’s throne by right. I would go to a monastery...” Okay, okay, king! Cool down!
King: Grandma, old hag! Where's my poker? I'll break off all the horns of this poet! Look, what was the enemy up to? Did you think I was such a wimp? If you are going to start sedition, then you will find out who is the fool! Tired of it! I can not! That's right, I'll run away from you, even to America, even to the rainbow arc! Oh, I want to go to Okiyan, straight to the island, to Buyan! And with me there was only a TV and a sofa.
Grandma: Don't dream about it, you old brat! Well, come on, don't whine! Wish you happiness and health. Just don't poke your finger in your nose!
Tsar: Well, perhaps I’ll say this: Let the darkness leave the heart, So that songs can be sung loudly, So that we all laugh loudly, Let today’s anniversary pour wine for everyone quickly, Yes, a full glass, So that it’s more fun! So that the hero of the occasion is the head above everyone, so that he leads us, and is healthy and happy!
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Beautiful and funny congratulations on the man’s anniversary
Congratulations on your anniversary, Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts, We want to wish you fun, Happiness, money and love.
Always look great, Feel like your best, So that it seems indecent to wish you health.
We know that there won’t be enough time to count all the merits... Congratulations on the round anniversary. And thank you for being there!
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Happy anniversary, dear and wonderful person. I wish you constant good luck and luck, stability, success and prosperity, the absence of any doubts in decisions and actions. May life give you a lot of opportunities, wonderful ideas, good feelings, bright emotions, interesting hobbies and wonderful victories.
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The anniversary has come to your home, Everyone at the festive table - Toasts, joy, loud laughter. May success await you.
And it doesn’t matter how old you are - Men are always in their prime. The main thing is to be able to live and not grow old with your soul.
Let there be no troubles at all, Live another hundred years. You are our dear hero of the day, Happy birthday, dear!
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Be happy, be rich, Be loved, be the best dad, Be successful, strong, The bravest and most beautiful, Let the years not run into old age - Let the years run into joy. More wisdom and light, More sun and success, More money, more strength - Whatever you ask for!
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Happy anniversary! I will read the verse with my soul: I wish you happiness, long years, so as not to be discouraged and not to get sick.
And let everything be smooth in the family, After all, there is no better gift. And respect, recognition, warmth, comfort, understanding.
Of course, more money, success and luck too. And may all your dreams come true, whatever they may be!
Happy birthday greetings to a man - happy anniversary
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Even though the years are running ahead, But you are a husband no matter where, And on your wonderful anniversary, you look at life more cheerfully!
We would like to wish you Sadness, sadness, not knowing, To be happy and healthy, To live in abundance and not to be sad!
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Your anniversary has arrived. Have fun today! It doesn’t matter how many times it hits, you live your life bravely.
Forever young and beautiful, Full of initiatives, Kind, brave and strong, You are infinitely smart.
And we want to wish you to never lose heart, to be endlessly happy, joyful, life-loving!
And success, and warmth, So that the wife is faithful, Stronger love, more strength. And live as long as possible!
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Day after day they slowly fly by, Year after year they go somewhere... We congratulate you on your anniversary, On a wonderful round date.
We wish you good spirits, a harmonious and coherent life, always being creative and wise, and having impeccable charisma.
May youth not fade away, May health double, May the edges of life be filled with happiness... May any wish come true!
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I wish you on your big anniversary - Don’t know sadness, don’t get sick, don’t be old, so that everyone says - what a man! And so that you don’t lose the habit of modesty!
And let family and friends surround you, And never forget about yourself; Take everything you can from life, and keep your good heart!
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For what reason, O wonderful husband, I wanted to say Yes, praise him so much? A rare anniversary holiday, But it is one of the days, We always want to announce all the epithets. Cool, you dare, why lie here. We are glad to congratulate you, bring you pleasure!
Cool congratulations on the man's anniversary
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Congratulations on your anniversary and we dedicate our poems to you. We would like to make a confession: You are a role model.
At work you are active, punctual and stable. Cope with any task, even the most unrealistic.
At home, a friendly family waits lovingly every evening. We know what the reason is - You are a real man.
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Congratulations to a wonderful man, a great father and a loving husband. May your eyes shine with happiness on this solemn anniversary day. We wish you that everything in life is within your reach and within your power. We wish you to always remain as courageous, purposeful and never lose an optimistic outlook on life. Happy birthday!
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May the anniversary bring a series of happy days, success, celebration, and magic of hope!
Unreal luck will puzzle you and awaken inspiration - Happy birthday!
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I want to congratulate you on your anniversary from the bottom of my heart. No matter how life takes you, Let everything be within your reach. Be the favorite of luck, Aim only upward. Become happier and richer Year after year.
Be respected at work, Be loved, loved. Be yourself - the best of hundreds. In a dispute he is adamant, a diplomat in an important matter, a knight in the fight for honor. Strong, dexterous and brave... In general, be as you are!
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On this anniversary I wish you happiness and good luck, cheerful, loyal friends, and a million money to boot!
Be healthy and energetic, As they say, milk and blood! May everything be perfect, always on Your great path!
Congratulate a man on his anniversary
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We hasten to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts and to wish you all the best in your life, just add blessings to your life, and put all the troubles in the closet;.
Let it be at any time of the year - And in the rain, and in the snow, when it’s hot - There is warm weather in the heart And happiness is eternal.
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May they appreciate you at work and at home, and may you be unfamiliar with fatigue. Stay in great shape, don't get sick! Enjoy your anniversary.
I wish you happiness and success, May no obstacle arise on the way. Live without any problems and don’t get old. Always try to be cheerful and kind.
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Happy joyful and important day to you - Happy anniversary, happy celebration! Smile now, Don’t be sad about anything.
May the sun warm you, may love make you dizzy, may your family give you warmth, may you be lucky again and again.
Let there be no sadness in your heart - Only holidays and spring. Fate will reward you in full with all the good things in the world!
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We wish you good health, successful and happy years. To love and create is a very simple condition. There is no simpler way.
I wish you prosperity, prosperity, success in your work, optimism. May everything be as good as possible, love and happiness in your life!
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Today we are going to celebrate the anniversary of one respectable man. It's time to paint pictures of him, he's only brighter and more fashionable every year.
Today I simply wish you to live your life with dignity. Good luck, lots of joy, good luck! Always take care of and love your loved ones.
More health and tolerance besides, Happy, noisy, bright days to you. So that there is always prosperity in your home, So that only you become stronger!
SMS congratulations on the man's anniversary
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On your anniversary, I wish you to always be like this: Full of joy and strength, Carrying women in your arms.
To be interested in sports, To swim in the seas, To always have money. To be loved. To love.
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Happy anniversary to you dear, Happy anniversary dear! Let your dreams come true, Let your eyes sparkle!
All, all, all, let it succeed, And let the heart laugh, Well, the years are not a problem... After all, the soul is so young!
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The anniversary has come - don’t regret anything, Gather all your friends and pour a glass, Remember those who were dear and those who helped, Finally shake out the dust of yesterday’s roads, So that tomorrow morning, smiling, you will understand: Life is beautiful, it’s time for something new start writing in it!
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It’s your anniversary today, and we want to wish that your wealth can be multiplied every day.
So that your health does not become empty, true friends are nearby. May your family always guarantee your understanding.
And in honor of your birth, we are at a friendly table. We will pour a glass for your successes and achievements.
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So the anniversary came playing, Well, such is the law of the land, Without choosing words, I wish to Always remain a man.
Be friends with the sofa only at night, Dawn should separate you, Run to the gym to work out urgently. Be calm and don't shout!
The man is the basis of his family - the breadwinner, the leader, the captain. If you stumble, get up again, so as not to give your enemies a reason.
Including your mind, build a career, Learn everything, everywhere, always. And don’t lose your love and faith for anything and never!
Original happy anniversary greetings for a man
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On your anniversary, I wish you wonderful friends, a stunning salary, an easy and rich life.
Drive a cool car, Reach the top at work, In your personal life only success, Warmth, kindness and laughter!
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Happy anniversary, our handsome man. Happy anniversary, dear. We are proud that we have been communicating with you for a long time.
You are the soul of company, and remain the same. Don’t look at the years, enjoy life, don’t worry.
We wish you to be cheerful, And always to be healthy, The word is loud, man; Always wear it with pride.
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Our dear hero of the day, You are a wonderful example of a Man with a capital P. So forget boredom quickly!
Congratulations on your milestone anniversary! Celebrate it with passion Among your loved ones and friends, Blow out the candles.
Let happiness accompany you, Walk with you arm in arm. Strengthen your health, and multiply your profits.
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We wish you happiness, we wish you peace, love, health and goodness. We wish you to live your life beautifully, so that your soul is filled.
Filled with warmth, tranquility, splendor, a dream, the implementation of which will bring joy and light to life.
We wish you, we love you, we congratulate you. And surrounded by friends We wish you well with all our hearts. This is your day, your anniversary!
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On this glorious wonderful day, I would like to wish you to celebrate your anniversary with noise, crackling, loud song. You can live and not grow old, You can drink and not get sick. To work little by little, To have a handful of luck, But the money is overflowing. So that it’s not life, but just paradise!
Happy anniversary poems for a man
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Happy anniversary, congratulations to a respected person and a real man. I wish you an endless supply of strength and courage, unquenchable optimism and health, incredible happiness and prosperity, undeniable victories and achievements, unexpected surprises and good luck, undoubted happiness and love.
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Happy anniversary, happy birthday, So that there are no doubts, So that everyone has time in life, So that they never get sick!
Let your soul be happy, And luck not forget, So that everything goes smoothly in the family, And in business, so that there are no complications.
To you health and love, Inspires dreams, To be brought to life Very soon!
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Such a rare birthday Today has come and gone, For tens of years this moment You waited, you believed, you lived!
Taste the sweetness of the anniversary, Goodbye ahead for 10 years, And we will help as best we can - Support the festive buffet!
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An anniversary is a significant occasion for you to sum up the results. To comprehend everything that has passed, to outline the fate of the path.
I wish you inspiration, new feats, victories. Live passionately, interestingly, Let the fanfare sound behind you.
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Today is your holiday, your long-awaited anniversary, the table is full of snacks, and your house is full of guests.
On your anniversary, I wish you to be as strong as an oak tree, to be happy, successful, and to be loved by women.
May everything in life succeed, may fate be favorable, may your wallet attract money to you like a magnet.
Career advancement, Family prosperity, I wish you happiness and good luck in life.
Happy anniversary greetings to a man in verse
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You were able to collect all the best qualities: Character and responsiveness, and strength, and politeness - and we want to wish that in your life there will always be:
Wealth - and not to count it, Health - to forget about medications, Love - and the soul to sing again, And very great happiness!
And on your anniversary we congratulate you, And in life - let there be no anger, Let success and joy fly faster, They rush to your doorstep to visit you!
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Today, on this bright anniversary, I wish you many new achievements, Come on, smile, and quickly, so that there will be a sea of joyful moments!
Harmony, love and understanding, I wish you faith in the best always! Let all your wishes come true Easily and without much effort!
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Today everyone is ready to distinguish themselves And shake your strong hand, Come up with a couple of new congratulations And hold your tongue at the table.
Fantasy, unfortunately, doesn’t love me, so I’ll just say a toast: Let our hero of the day be happy, Let him hold the bird of happiness by the tail!
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On your anniversary, I always wish you success in everything! Let there be no happiness in the region, Let there be a lot of laughter!
I also want to wish you devoted friends, and, of course, don’t get sick, so as not to go to the doctor!
Let your career rush upward, Let your cherished dream come true in an instant Without much effort!
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Please accept congratulations on your anniversary. Live without worries, don’t be sad, don’t get sick, Always remain so young, Be serious, strong and businesslike!
Handsome man, for women - a dream, You are distinguished by your kindness. May joy always be in your home, Let us raise our glasses to your happiness.
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Today is a holiday - the anniversary of a Wonderful Husband, And a hundred friends will gather for a reason.
We are going to wish you a summer of life, And we will celebrate your anniversary until dawn.
After all, you are worthy of all praise from us and respect, and that’s why we were all brought together by your holiday, your birthday.
Be cheerful and drunk with happiness, Always loved by fate, And so that you don’t forget your friends, Those who are always with you.
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What can I wish you today? When does the anniversary come? Good and reliable friends, More strength, good luck.
Flight weather; for any achievements, Male charisma, to captivate the hearts of Beautiful, rebellious women, And just live brightly, love, dream.
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Happy anniversary, happy birthday, I wish you love, inspiration, I wish you a dream come true, I wish you health and joy, And I wish you to escape from old age. I wish you happiness, success, and, of course, humor and laughter. And you can live to be a hundred years old, without a sick leave!
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You are as beautiful as Apollo, You are strong as a Roman gladiator. You have achieved your goal in Avalon in life, where you are king, king and emperor!
Always be as energetic and always stay on top, be loving, optimistic, happiness and good luck in your destiny!
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Congratulations on your anniversary! And I wish you from the bottom of my heart Much happiness, love paradise. Where to find this paradise is up to you to decide.
I also wish you health, strong strength, and masculine beauty. To be surrounded by love, To make hopes and dreams come true.
So that wisdom increases over the years, Well, the amount in your personal account. For a long time there was youth in my heart, so that I could catch luck on the fly.
May Hope inspire you, may the Angel in the sky protect you. Happy anniversary, may you have great luck in everything!
Comic birthday greetings to the king
(Granny comes out or, if the skit is being held at the table, the guest or guest who will play the role of Grandma, put on a scarf, glasses and give a folder with a piece of paper and a pen)
(the Tsar comes out or, if the scene is held at the table, we put on a crown and other accessories for the guest who will play the role of the Tsar)
(Granny comes out or, if the skit is being held at the table, put on a scarf and give a folder with a piece of paper and a pen to the guest who will play the role of Grandma)
Scenario for a man’s birthday “Tsar”
If you want to spend your birthday in a fairytale style, use the “Tsar” man’s birthday scenario.
Just take care of costumes and accessories in advance. — Dear Pyotr Ivanovich, today at 30 (how many years you celebrate) your birthday, we are crowning you king. Become our king, oh wisest of us!
The birthday boy is invited to walk along the carpet to the throne standing in the center of the table. Pathetic music sounds, the birthday boy walks along the carpet through the living corridor of the assembled guests. After this, the guests sit down at the tables.
The pages carry out the crown, lying on a beautiful velvet pillow. The presenter says the words:
- Oh, great and mighty Pyotr Ivanovich, allow me to present you with this crown as a sign of our love and devotion!
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After the crown is put on the birthday boy and he sits on the throne, the guests, who are also boyars and nobles, begin to make pompous speeches in honor of the new sovereign. Speeches could be like this:
— You are our golden-headed one, Pyotr Ivanovich, I congratulate you on my own behalf and on behalf of everyone present on your thirtieth (or whatever it is?) birthday. I wish you health and a happy long life.
“You are our strongest, Pyotr Ivanovich, may life grant you universal glory and honor!” Happy thirtieth birthday to you!
- Dear Pyotr Ivanovich, may your enemies bow before you, may they ask for your mercy!
After each such remark, everyone drinks and, according to the scenario for the “Tsar” man’s birthday, they shout in unison three times:
- GLORY TO THE KING - GLORY. GLORY TO THE KING - GLORY. GLORY TO THE KING - GLORY.
After the king was well praised. They begin to present gifts to the king.
After each gift and congratulations, the presenter, who plays the role of the royal jester, asks each boyar to dance in order to amuse the king.
After presenting the gifts, the king calls his queen (wife or girlfriend) to dance. And after that the dancing begins.
During the dances, the jester holds competitions for the boyars and nobles.
Competition "Overseas squash caviar"
3-4 participants are called. They are given a zucchini drawn on paper and a hole punch. The task of the participants is to make “caviar” out of paper zucchini while the music is playing. The one with the most caviar wins.
Competition "Dancing"
Boys and girls are invited in equal numbers. The girls' team will dance against the boys' team. The competition involves teams taking turns dancing. The whole team must do the same dance movement, which under no circumstances should be repeated. Whichever team has no dance moves left is the loser. It is advisable to choose cheerful music for the competition.
Competition "Palace Trouble"
All guests participate in the competition. The host shows the guests 3-5 funny dance moves that they will repeat while the music plays. As soon as the music stops, guests should run to their place at the table and quickly sit down. The latecomer is taken to the center of the hall, and the birthday boy gives him a task, which he completes. The game is repeated several times.
Competition "Royal Guard"
Those who wish are called up, they are divided into 2 teams and each is given a fake horse. At the finish line there is a basket with different types of toy weapons: inflatable clubs, pistols, swords, shields, sabers. The participants’ task is to hold the horse between their legs, run to the basket, take a weapon from there, run back and pass the horse to the next team member. The game lasts as long as the music plays. At the end of the game, the number of weapons each team has is counted. Prizes are given to the winners.
Scenario for a man’s birthday “Tsar”
Congratulations about kings
In all centuries, praise is offered to the brave, And time does not change them at all, In all centuries, praise is offered to the wise, And not for money, and not in any way.
For the heart that burns with goodness and honor, For the gift of presenting good news! They will hardly call all this flattery, although there is something in flattery too.
We are not flattering you, we are telling you directly, impromptu, without memorizing the role: Today is your holiday! But. it is our right to simply call you KING.
Health to you, great happiness! Love and respect in the family! So that life always deals you according to suit And so that you always have a shield and on a horse!
Love to live! But you also love your wife! Share both laughter and pain into two, And live happily ever after, Servant of Love and Loyalty, King!
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
Props:
The king enters the hall, looks menacingly at the guests and raises his hands, demanding silence.
Tsar: Stop the noise and din! The king has come to visit you! Stop eating and drinking, give your word to speak!
Of course, they reported to me that you are all quite successfully, in form and in all respects, celebrating your anniversary!
Here I showed up to you, I’m just a little late... Where’s my Babarikha?! Why are you lagging behind the king?
He looks around, looking for Babarikha.
A breathless Babarikha appears.
Tsar: Who will deliver my Jubilee order into my hands? I always do everything myself... Why do I pay secretaries?
Babarikha, come here! Yes, bring holy water! They reported to me: of course, the Birthday Girl is sinless.
Babarikha takes out a painted royal cup and sprinkler from her wide skirts. He pours a little vodka (or water) into the bowl, and dipping the tip of the brush, begins to sprinkle along the text, following the king’s orders.
(Make sure that the brush is not too wet and the splashes do not spoil the outfit and hairstyle of the hero of the day. Alcohol will dry faster, so it is better to use vodka without additives.)
Tsar: It doesn’t matter how many years she has lived, But she is still beautiful and slender. I ran to work, I wore down a bunch of shoes, No one could count how many boots you wore! And she didn’t forget her family: And she gave birth to children, And she is sociable, And she is strong in all matters!
And today, here’s another thing: I want to baptize her! Don’t yawn Babarikha, sprinkle him with holy water! Sprinkle her playful legs, So that they carry her along the path, So that she always has time everywhere, Be the first to sing everywhere! And the bright head, Sprinkle it unnoticed... So that at work she will be considered among the best, Her brains will come in handy! Sprinkle her hands so that she doesn't feel bored! Don't let your hands shake when pouring into glasses! Sprinkle her nose, So that she can hold it in the wind, So that she knows everything, So that she can call us together more often! To live life to the fullest - Let's spray it from the inside too!
Babarikha pours glasses and serves them with a bow to the Tsar and the hero of the day. The guests also drink to the health of the birthday girl.
Tsar: May she live and flourish, May she never know sorrow in her life! May your husband love you and carry you in his arms! The water hasn't run out yet, spray it on the man!
And now that’s it, we’re waiting for a kiss from you! There is little happiness in this life... And pour us a glass! Well, let's quickly celebrate the guests!
Don’t yawn Babarikha, quickly sprinkle the guests! May you live to the fullest We drink to (name of the hero of the day) ours!
E-hey! Don't get carried away! Get ready for the journey! Have a nice party to all of you, and we're leaving. Goodbye!
The Tsar and Babarikha bow three times to the hero of the day and the guests and leave.
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Comic congratulations with gifts for a man's anniversary.
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
— If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
— If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
- Not a single woman can resist you even if you are wearing slippers from our production!
— Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
Presenter: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights
Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!
Having watched cool TV series about truckers, we think that fuels and lubricants will also come in handy.
Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
Here in front of you is little Baby - naked. We need to dress him up. So that the child does not freeze.
So that something else doesn’t happen, And the underwear doesn’t get wet from below, Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t happen to? In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)
And if a bad mood comes, how to calm a child down in an instant? Place a pacifier in your mouth so that you don’t scream, so that you know life and remain silent more (they give you a pacifier)
We were thinking and wondering, the whole evening we were thinking: What does a person need after crossing the 50-year milestone?
Is happiness in trinkets - In crystal vases, pillows? In a small dacha by the river, Or on a ring on your finger?
Our third pocket is “PARENTS”. You call them day and night! And to always be in touch - You need to buy a card!
And the fourth is “OUR CHILDREN” And keep a pocket for them! What do children need, guys? Well, of course, money.
The fifth pocket here is “WORK” Our main concern! Buy yourself a travel card! Not one, but three at once.
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS” The most affectionate, dear. Whatever you take from it, spend it on yourself with love. We didn’t skimp for you. We didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us and remember us with a kind word. Happy birthday and wish you a rich life!
Oh, what a cute hat, a treat for the men. But it seems out of season The hat is a summer style
Well, I won’t give it away. But then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana) You look beautiful in a bandana, but somehow so playfully.
No, let's go in order: We'll give you another hat. The connection with sports will be strong if we give a cap! (cap)
Congratulate a man in prose
On their birthday, everyone loves to receive gifts, as well as hear sincere and kind words. On this holiday, the birthday person becomes a key figure. His relatives, friends, colleagues and family rush to congratulate the man on his birthday and express respect, love and gratitude in words.
If you were looking for birthday wishes in prose, check out our selection of the most interesting and kind congratulations:
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Today we hasten to congratulate a strong and kind man! Always be on horseback! Let all problems be shoulder-deep, and any sea of worries knee-deep!
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On your most important day, I wish you to be lucky, a winner and an optimist in life. I wish that you have everything you need for comfort, and that your crazy and brilliant ideas will become a means to achieve your goal!
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Happy birthday to a real man, a hero, a breadwinner. I wish you to always catch luck and luck, bask in women’s attention, remain an impeccable superman and always get an unrealistic thrill from life.
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On your birthday, I sincerely wish you:
- always get what you want;
- do not lose optimism;
- overcome difficulties with ease;
- to be surrounded by the love of family.
And may your dreams come true, and may fate protect you from all misfortunes.
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Expensive! I wish all your days to be like today: filled with prosperity, joy and fun. And may you always be surrounded by only like-minded people, both in love and in career!
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How to congratulate a man on his birthday: nur.kz
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Today we celebrate the birthday of a wonderful husband, father of a family and just a wonderful man! And I want to wish you wisdom and courage, confidence and strength. May every attempt to realize your life plans be crowned with success, may every start towards a dream end in its fulfillment. Always remain a man of his word, a man capable of a beautiful deed, a hero with a broad soul and a brave heart!
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On your day we wish you excellent health, ample opportunities and inexhaustible strength! Let there be only pleasant worries in your life. Always boldly move forward towards your desires and goals. Seize every positive moment and enjoy it!
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Congratulations to a dear person on a bright and joyful event - his birthday! May good luck always accompany you, may your health never leave you, and may your loved ones inspire you to new achievements. Be happy, positive and in demand!
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We are happy to congratulate an important person! May your health be good, your income stable, your home cozy, your friends loyal, your work interesting. We wish you good luck in everything and surrounded by love! Always remain as you are - courageous, reliable, confident!
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I wish that Lady Luck always remains on your side, and that you easily conquer the highest goals. Be always healthy, full of strength, and all your wishes come true. Happy birthday!
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What can you wish for a successful and respected man? May the bright light of happiness always shine in your life! Appreciate what you already have and strive for what you dream of! Mutual love, excellent health and material well-being!
Comic birthday greetings
Happy Birthday! Jokes, laughter and luck, Keep the smile on your face, Grab the Golden Fish.
To be a very important person, Nice and brave, To live in a great mood, Well, in short, happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I wish you a sea of joys, so that happiness of the right size comes to you without measure.
So that all dreams come true, All hopes come true, Instantly the thread of success wove, And I always wanted to live!
On this day, your little eyes saw the world, and your butt realized that incredible adventures awaited her. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you eternal pleasure from life, love and passion without faces, fewer problems and more money!
Happy birthday! I wish you a lot of money, so that your head doesn’t hurt, and so that your soul always sings!
So that life loves you, generously and generously gifts you! Well, for those who do not agree, take the flag into their hands! And the path is clear for them!
I wish you a flower of love, a piece of luck, a bundle of dreams, a coin trap, a bag of goodness, a bundle of wishes and a basket of warmth.
Plus a supply of health, a shield from trouble, a set of inspirations, a bouquet of beauty, networks for happiness, a surge of pleasure. This is how I wish you a happy birthday!
I wish you success, great prosperity, so that money sticks to your hands. and to the heels! And most importantly - there are more friends in life, and many sunny, joyful days!
I wish you positivity and good intimacy. A yacht, a dacha, a plane, let your fortune grow.
So that your friends don’t let you down, And they are weird with you. So that there is enough health, Beauty does not disappear.
It was fun today, and great for the morning. There will be inspiration in life, Happy birthday!
I am not distinguished by originality, I wish you many platitudes: Happiness, joy, health, long years, On the love front only victories. But I really want originality, to wish for something without banality. For example, the health of a boar, the love of life of a cheerful dog, the softness of a cat and fluffiness, the carefree voice of a bird, the loyalty of a swan to you, the resourcefulness of a snake, of course, the impudence (only in moderation) of a monkey, and the tenacity of a lamb. Choose: which congratulation is best for you on your birthday. I wish you everything from the bottom of my heart. Happy birthday to you!
Let your dreams come true, Let your goals be achieved. The budget increases, the Career develops.
Your health is strengthened, and your spirit is strengthened. Let the problems be solved and not appear in the future.
May misfortunes and adversity not find their way to you, May trouble not set foot on your threshold. Please accept congratulations as a gift!
More happiness, more money, A sweet life without hysterics, In a winter jacket for a stash - Not just one money, but a pack!
Relax only abroad, In the Maldives or in Nice, And crazy friends, To make things more fun!
I wish you to avoid stress and sleep peacefully at night. Let your healthy indifference strengthen your body, and so that your tone does not suffer, fill your glass more often!
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Birthday toasts about the king
One day, a good wizard came to a Georgian king, famous for his good deeds, and brought him three priceless gifts. He said the following words to the king: “My first gift is health.” May you be strong, powerful and immune to disease. My second gift is oblivion, which will save your memory from the fears, sorrows and troubles of the past. Let them no longer burden your soul. My third gift is the gift of intuition, which will always suggest the right way out of the current situation. And I, as this wizard, wish our dear hero of the day the best health, oblivion and intuition that would lead him through life in the most correct way. To the health of the hero of the day!
At first it was just a piece of metal, but then it was placed in fire, beaten for a long time on an anvil with a hammer, and then lowered into ice water. And when they repeated this several times, an amazing sword turned out from a piece of metal. He was wrapped in expensive silk and taken to the king. So let's drink to real women who are hot like fire, cold like ice, hardworking like a hammer and anvil, and gentle like expensive silk. And who turn ordinary boys into real men - warriors.
A long time ago, one sovereign king invited the people to play riddles with him... He asked them, and the people guessed... So the king asked a riddle and the people began to think and guess what the answer would be... They thought for a day, they thought for two, they thought for three... Nobody dared , and on the fourth day one daredevil went and voiced the correct answer! The king generously rewarded him for this... The daredevil came home and was very pleased... So here is (name) my sun! I want to wish you and myself brilliant solutions and creative ideas at our family table.
You are a queen, queen, my dear mother, for your name day you made dad a king! And from the princes and princesses - This word is a gift to you, And we also give the sky, The light of the star and the heat of the sun!
I want to raise a toast to you on your happy day, and let the fairy deer bring you gifts. Let your dreams come true as if in Disneyland, and let you be a real king of the hill in your “Wonderland”. A wonderful destiny has been given to you from above as a gift, And let there be a wall of friends behind you.
Dear friend! Today, having gathered for your birthday, we, first of all, want to congratulate you and wish you everything you should want on such a day - good luck, health, inspiration, strength for everything that is planned, happiness and love! And besides, we want to say that you are very similar to a lion. You easily find yourself in the center of attention, but do not demand the throne for yourself. You accept well-deserved praise, but do not become arrogant. You don’t go into hell, but you don’t give in to difficulties either. In short, you behave like a king. We wish you to always remain the same king and ruler of your life!
I wish you a million coins, half a kingdom and a unicorn to boot! And so that what you want comes free of charge, without fulfilling the orders of the cunning king, but simply by right of demand.
Sixteenth birthday
1900s Postcard depicting Ivan Shishkin’s painting “Study from Life,” sent by a mother for her daughter’s sixteenth birthday.
Postcard No. 1980
“Congratulations, dear Lidochka, on your sixteenth birthday, I kiss you deeply, deeply. May God grant you to be healthy and happy! Accept [^accept] the same congratulations with wishes from your dad, he, of course, would have written you something himself, but unfortunately he is not at home, know that he loves you very much. Congratulations on your day"
