A funny story about a birthday girl for guests

Dance competition with numbers from 1 to 9. “All Stars” (it is necessary to prepare numbers from 1 to 9 in advance - several sets, focusing on the number of guests and distribute to all guests or only to the most artistic ones Naturally, musical accompaniment for each dance

We begin the performance, to the surprise of all guests!

No. 1. I invite artists who have No. 1 I present to you these artists, they seem to surprise us: No one among us can perform “Twists” better than them! Let's rock it to the fullest! Your applause! (dancing)

Comic horoscope 1. The first version of the comic horoscope is written by the guests themselves. Everything here is quite simple, but interesting. Everyone knows a game called missing adjectives. And in this game we will skip the names of the guests. You need to come up with a forecast that does not include names. Then, at the celebration, you ask the hero of the day to take turns calling the names of all the guests who are present at the celebration. And enter the names into the forecast one by one. Next, read out what happened.

Example of a letter with guest names missing:

“Today the stars predict a great holiday evening for us! It will end differently for everyone, but everyone will be happy. At 19 o'clock Jupiter will eclipse the sun and at this time (guest's name) will go to rest under the table. Two minutes later, when the sun comes out from under the shadow of Jupiter (guest's name) will join the resting person under the table. At 19.25 the moon will appear in the sky. At that very moment (guest's name) with the words - I'm going to sleep! – falls face first into a plate of salad. When the Ursa Minor appears in the sky, (guest's name) will begin to look for a warm place to rest and will find it on the large and cozy chest of (guest's name). As soon as the clock strikes 20 o'clock, a musical break will begin. And (guest's name) will be the first to go out onto the dance floor and show a master class. After his dance (name of guest) shouting - Bravo! – will run onto the stage and perform a wild dance with elements of striptease. When (guest's name) sees this, he will scream - oh my God! This is the best thing I've seen in my life! In twenty minutes. When the big bear appears in the sky, the dancing guests will calm down and sit down in their seats. At the same time (guest's name) will shout loudly - I demand the continuation of the banquet! - He will drink a glass of vodka and carefully lay his head on the table, as if on a pillow. The evening will end with all the stars appearing in the sky, and under their influence (guest’s name) and (guest’s name) will sing a duet song - Mom Luda, come on, come on, come on! And the rest of the guests will film them on their phones to show the clip tomorrow morning and make fun of them!”

Author's musical fairy tale for a woman's anniversary “I am your Queen”

The birthday (anniversary) scenario of a woman or young girl will be greatly decorated with lyrical or humorous playful moments, thanks to which the hero of the occasion will be able to feel like the most beautiful, desired, loved, etc. The author's musical fairy tale for a woman's anniversary, “I am your queen,” was conceived precisely in order to “bathe” the birthday girl with love and compliments, and to give her a chance not only to feel like a queen, surrounded by loving fans, but to actually play this role.

To stage a musical fairy tale, you will need two chairs (thrones), cards with cues for the heroes and small props (or costumes): crowns, wigs, hats, etc. Full musical accompaniment is included

Characters and lines:

Birthday girl (Queen): “I am your queen”

King (husband or friend of the birthday girl): “I’ll cut off everyone’s heads”

Court Artist: “Oh, what a nature!”

Court Sculptor: “Oh, what a figure”

Scenario of a musical fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary

All day before your anniversary,

(Name of the hero of the day) was busy, not sparing herself,

To stage a musical fairy tale, you will need two chairs (thrones), cards with cues for the heroes and small props (or costumes): crowns, wigs, hats, etc. Full musical accompaniment is included

Characters and lines:

Birthday girl (Queen): “I am your queen”

King (husband or friend of the birthday girl): “I’ll cut off everyone’s heads”

Court Artist: “Oh, what a nature!”

Court Sculptor: “Oh, what a figure”

Scenario of a musical fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary

All day before your anniversary,

(Name of the hero of the day) was busy, not sparing herself,

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Table scenes

Portrait of a birthday girl

This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter.

1st guest : Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity.

2nd guest : And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick, so that with a wave, we flutter!

3rd guest : And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, elegant question...

4th guest : And your mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin!

Guest 5 : Feel free to draw rosy cheeks.

6th guest : Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly!

7th guest : Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode.

8th guest : Draw a slender body without a flaw!

9th guest : There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles!

10th guest : And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France!

11th guest : We’ll dress our girlfriends in a fashionable dress to the envy of our friends!

12th guest : Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space.

13th guest : There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing!

14th guest : We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top!

15th guest : Let's add that there is nothing better and more beautiful than her in the world!

16th guest : And we will present our birthday girl with a finished portrait!

Universal suffrage

The scene is suitable for a married woman. The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green. After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red sign. Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken.

Leading:

1. Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious!

2. It’s great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention!

3. I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart.

4. More money... spend on friends!

5. Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband.

6. Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon!

7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims!

8. And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends!

9. And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby!

10. For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”!

If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.”

At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.” Compliments

1. The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it.

2. Guests take turns drawing out a card and calling a compliment adjective for the letter they got.

3. The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.

Next morning

The skit will require 10 players. Everyone has a role to play as a human body. Characters : Brain, Throat, Tongue, Eyes, Legs, Hands, Stomach, Memory, Bladder, Liver. A sign with the assigned role is hung on the head or chest of each player.

Brain : Oh, how bad. Eyes, open!

Eyes : You might think it’s easier now!

Brain : What happened yesterday.

Memory : Don't look like that. I was knocked out after the fifth toast...

Throat : Everything is dry. I'm terribly thirsty.

Bladder : Guys, I need to go to the toilet!!

Legs : We're not going anywhere...

Liver : Where am I?!

Brain : Still there, but a few more of these parties and you will definitely be cut out!

Memory : I remember! Yesterday was my birthday! The language still carried such nonsense...

Language : Honestly, I didn't want this!

Bladder : Guys, I'm not rubber?!

Brain : Okay, legs, now let’s go to the toilet and start heading to work!

Conscience : Should I at least brush my teeth??

Stomach : Shut up, damned one, where were your advice when they poured two liters into me yesterday?

Conscience : No complaints against me! It was the hands that poured it! Look how they shake!

Ruki : Don’t scoff, we still have to work all day today.

Liver : Now I would like 100 grams to cure my hangover!

Stomach : I see you can’t sit still at all. I need mineral water, urgently.

Language : I'd rather remain silent.

Brain : It's decided! Feet, take us to the refrigerator, maybe there’s some mineral water there?!

Presenter : So that you don’t have to suffer in the morning, here’s a small gift for you (he gives the birthday girl a bottle of mineral water decorated with a festive bow).

Love will come unexpectedly (or three sisters)

1. Sister No. 1 Miramistina.

Author's musical fairy tale for a woman's anniversary “I am your Queen”

The scenario for the birthday (anniversary) of a woman or young girl will be greatly decorated with lyrical or comic playful moments, thanks to which the hero of the occasion will be able to feel like the most beautiful, loved, etc. The author's musical fairy tale for a woman's anniversary, “I am your queen,” was conceived precisely in order to “bathe” the birthday girl with love and compliments, and to give her a chance not only to feel like a queen, surrounded by loving fans, but to actually play this role.
To stage a musical fairy tale, you will need two chairs (thrones), cards with cues for the heroes and small props (or costumes): crowns, wigs, hats, etc. Full musical accompaniment is included

Characters and lines:

Birthday girl (Queen): “I am your queen”

King (husband or friend of the birthday girl): “I’ll cut off everyone’s heads”

Court Artist: “Oh, what a nature!”

Court Sculptor: “Oh, what a figure”

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COUNTRY TREATS If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: Spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier. (can of pate)

If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals, throw in a sardine, maybe even half (a can of sardines)

If you need lunch, there are no problems here: your millet will be tasty if you have stewed meat.

Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf! Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk.

If you invite pure cream to society's dacha, don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible.

If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense! Open a can of beans, you will always be full!

So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content, open a can of corn and feed the salad!

Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from a jar.

Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable by Fish meatballs in tomato sauce.

If he grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give you this jar of peas, we’ll eat it in winter!

In addition to the treat, squash caviar! There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it!

The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries, Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south We present at this moment (fruits)

If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is already howling, Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate its ardor!

It's a useless thing if you take it alone, but it's useful for soup, it needs to be in the house. (tomato paste)

ON TAMARINS NAME DAY (All words belong to the presenter)

There is an opinion that a woman is an eternal mystery. Moreover, she has a new solution every day. Today we will unravel clues that relate to the life of the hero of the day. (they bring out a pot with a date palm and a crown) What do a date palm and a crown have in common, and why is this directly related to our hero of the day? It turns out that both refer to the name of the hero of the occasion. The name “Tamara” translated from Hebrew means “date palm”. In the calendar, the name Tamara was included as the name of a Georgian queen of the 12th century and later began to be translated as “queen.” They place a crown on the birthday girl’s head. Today you are royally beautiful And you look luxurious in your splendor. Your soul is open to everyone, We did not retreat into the background on purpose. Today you surpass all of us And you are rightfully called the first. You have no equal at this hour in beauty and royal disposition. In addition to the crown, we present you with the palm as a symbol of your superiority over age and other little things in life. (During the celebration, the hero of the day and her husband receive souvenir boxes containing a date and a date pit. Answering the presenter’s question “What does a date have to do with the hero of the day?” - the guests assume that the date is the fruit of the date palm, the word for congratulations is given to the children. After the congratulations , children can treat guests to dates, or ceremoniously plant a seed in a pot of soil)

Three Musketeers

musketeer costumes;
microphones (optional);
flowers;
certificates and medals for presentation.

Three men appear as musketeers and sing the famous musketeer song. Alternatively, you can change the words for the anniversary. After the performance, the heroes give flowers to the birthday girl and begin the award ceremony.

The characters take turns presenting certificates and medals to the hero of the occasion. Nominations may be different.

The best grandmother. For endless love for grandchildren.
The best gardener. For beauty in the garden and a rich harvest.
The best hostess. For cleanliness and the most delicious cuisine.
To the best mother. For contribution to education, support and love.
To the best wife. For home, love and loyalty.

Then the musketeers lift the hero of the day up and congratulate her!

Funny converted poems by Pushkin for Adults

The queen gave birth at night to either a son or a daughter. She looked, spat, and put it back!

Worker: - Oh, director, you are powerful, You drive the clouds of flocks, You force us to go out to Al on Saturday. job will you refuse me an answer? Have you ever seen your annual salary? I'm looking for her...

Director: - There is...Wait in the north there is a mountain, There is a deep one in it, In a hole there is a coffin of gold swinging on three ropes. Your salary is in that coffin.

wilderness in One of the pine forests An old woman, a decrepit friend, And lived through her harsh days Had a gray goat. The goat, tormented by spiritual thirst, once went into the dense forest; And the wolf tore him to pieces there. The goat's voice fell silent forever. For grandma, only the legs are left. The joy of the past is a memory, And the days of the goat are more painful, Just look at the goat’s horns. Alone, alone in the wilderness of the forest, the goat yearns in silence.

Lukomorye has a huge stump that has been standing for years. On it, a hungry and shabby black cat curled up and dozes.

The oak tree was cut down, and one morning it was used for firewood. pretty cool Commerce swings its chain here.

And the rights were sold in gold for foreign currency outside the border. The poor cat took a nap for a minute and now he’s golden without a chain.

The mermaid was quickly turned around by having a striptease at the bar. And from this deal the tycoons have a big profit.

Thirty spots shine on the sea And three oil heroes Will not dare to go out on patrol to the seas until death.

Wherever you look, the old days of miracles hovered, Now everyone has fled. The hut is not visible from here.

Yaga charges us for entrance, in the co-optoilet. And there is no longer a fairy tale in Nobody, the world is waiting for it now.

Tatiana, dear Tatiana! Now with you I shed tears: There is something deep and a toy, its wonderful fog from the bridge by chance.

Scenarios of Comic Congratulations in the Style of Fairy Tales

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