Scenes for the Autumn Ball: “Autumn Tale”

Municipal government educational institution of the Ordynsky district of the Novosibirsk region Verkh-Aleusskaya secondary school named after Hero of the Soviet Union N.V. Nekrasov

Prepared by: computer science teacher

highest qualification category

Karmanova Tatyana Alexandrovna

2020

Brownie Kuzya

- What’s going on, autumn hasn’t come, the leaves have completely fallen off, what can we do, everyone will walk around sleepy again...
Little Brownie Kuzya
- I know, I have multi-colored paints!
I’ll repaint all the trees (Pretends to be painting) Ivan Tsarevich
- (Ivan Tsarevich comes out, Pretends to paint himself on a tree) Oh my God, I’m on my way to the bride, I put on new trousers, but I’m already covered in paint, how am I now I’ll show myself to the princess...
Brownie Kuzya
- Just think, your trousers have become even better!!!
Ivan Tsarevich
- What have you done, now my future wife will see me, she will say he’s dressed like a homeless person and won’t want to marry me, he will say no dress code, he’s out of the gate.
Brownie Kuzya
- Well, first of all, if you can change clothes.
Ivan Tsarevich
- (Ivan Tsarevich sobs/cries/sniffs)
Brownie Kuzya
- You don’t have only trousers, do you?
Ivan Tsarevich
- The only ones so beautiful!
Brownie Kuzya
- I have paints, let’s paint them in autumn colors, it will look like haute couture and glamour!
Ivan Tsarevich
- Come on (turns sideways, and Kuzya paints)
Brownie Kuzya
- well, that seems to be all, but where are you going?
Ivan Tsarevich
- well, he graduated from school, his father says get married, he shot an arrow from a slingshot and now I go looking for where it fell - where is my princess’s house, where is she.
Brownie Kuzya
- maybe your princess will wait, help me paint the leaves on the trees, otherwise I won’t be able to cope!
Ivan Tsarevich
- do you have a second brush? I’ll help until my pants dry...

A sketch for the autumn ball , how to deal with the autumn blues

Don’t forget to look at the script for the autumn ball at school and there is also a funny scene - an autumn fairy tale, and poems about Autumn

Doctor 1: How are you? Doctor 2: I can’t figure it out with one patient, a schoolboy, 9th grade, admitted with a diagnosis of “Autumn syndrome.” Doctor 1: This is when your ears ache... Doctor 2: No, this is when you feel blues and dampness. Doctor 1: Well, of course, I had one like that, he quickly recovered, I put him in the same room with Malakhov, after the third transfer he perked up, began to ask for freedom, he says that autumn slush is better than brain irritation. Doctor 2: This is of course a good method, but the patient is not at all good, I’m afraid he won’t react... Doctor 1: Well then castor oil? Doctor 2: It helps, but not for long. Doctor 1: Did you feed him candy? Doctor2: Chocolate. Doctor 1: Where is the patient? Doctor 2: Yes, here he is (they take the patient out). Patient: (arms down, hair tousled, sleepy) Reads sad poems about autumn... Doctor 1: Can I give him some plants? Doctor 2: I don’t know, but will it help? Doctor 1: Shall we mix mustard in it for him? Patient: What with mustard, what without mustard, Doctor 2: Can I give him a toy? Patient: What's with the toy, what's without the toy... Doctor 1: Let's play a more fun song for him? Doctor 2: Come on! (Play rock music) Doctor 1: No, not this one. (They turn on a funny song) Doctor 2: That’s it, take it every day... (The three of us dance... from the stage)

Scene for the autumn ball

“concert on request”, for grades 8-9.

Two students are talking with their bags. (hand palm up, bent at the elbow, handbag dangling glamorously) - Hello! - Hi! — How are you doing with your fall grades? - Why me? - Well, you were appointed responsible in the class. - Well, yes, I’m preparing a performance, it was really bad before, but now it’s better. “I imagine you can’t force anyone in our class to perform on stage.” - You're right, girlfriend (pause), Ivanov refused, Sidorov stubbornly resisted, and the rest completely ran away.. - And what to do now? - Don't worry, I've got everything sorted out. - How? - Called semi-finished products - aspiring pop stars. - Oh well... will they come to us? - And they are already here. Semi-finished products are invited to the stage! (Semi-finished products run out onto the stage to the music, in concert costumes, made up (rock, rap, pop costumes)) - Oh, how cute. “They’re about to sing a song for everyone about autumn.”

Performer 1 - I greet you! Performer 2 - Cool, our first concert! Performer 3 - We will perform for you the hit of the season, the song “Oh, what autumn” (author Z. Ya. Root)

(students come out) - Well, it seems like they performed well. — Yes, but semi-finished products are really cool, right? — Of course, I’m already organizing their fan club. -Will you take me? - Let's look at your performance... - well, take it... (they leave)

Sketch for the autumn ball “Where does a good mood come from?”

for high school.

Princess Nesmeyana: (crying) Nanny 1: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, stop crying, I’ll give you some candy? Princess Nesmeyana: (crying) Nanny2: Nesmeyana Ivanovna, well, do you want me to do your homework in foreign languages all year? Just stop it. Princess Nesmeyana: Leave me alone. Princess Nesmeyana: Who ever said that fairy tales are fun - boring. Nanny2: Maybe we can take a carriage ride? Princess Nesmeyana: we rode. Boring! Nanny1: Or maybe there’s a ball? Princess Nesmeyana: Boring! Nanny 2: But crying is not boring. Princess Nesmeyana: It’s not fun, and that’s why I’m crying even more. Do something. (The king enters) King: (shows that he has a migraine from crying) So, I’m already tired of tears every day. Something needs to be done. I announce it throughout the kingdom until Nesmeyana learns to have fun, take her out of a fairy tale. Princess Nesmeyana: No, I want to stay in a fairy tale. Tsar: Nannies, what do you say, can I leave the princess? Nanny1: Maybe he can re-educate her? Princess Nesmeyana: (shakes her head - no) Tsar: Thank you, we’ve already brought you up. Nanny 2: Maybe you can put her in the corner? Princess Nesmeyana: (shakes her head - no) Tsar: I am against physical punishment, and the rights of the child... Princess Nesmeyana: Maybe there is some medicine for boredom? Tsar: you already tried the drug last time, then the rash was eliminated by the whole kingdom. Princess Nesmeyana: Well, it’s not my fault that I’m bored. Nanny 1: Father Tsar, they say there is a holiday here at school, maybe send her there. Nanny 2: the princess will have fun and be among the other guys. Maybe they know the secret of how not to get bored? Princess Nesmeyana: (shakes her head - yes) Tsar: Well, I won’t send the princess there, but you go, have a look, and find out all the secrets. Otherwise, I myself will soon begin to roar like a beluga. Princess Nesmeyana: Come on, quickly, while I look through a fashion magazine and cry. I don’t have such a dress, I don’t have such perfume…. Tsar: The treasury is empty, period. If you cry, it’s as if I’ll send you out of a fairy tale. End.

Sketch "Janitor"

If you want to play on the theme "Autumn", you can take an interesting idea with the participation of one character.

Participants: announcer, assistants, janitor. The latter is dressed up as a funny janitor - a hat with earflaps, some old jacket and boots. At first, the main character sleeps peacefully on stage, placing an urn under his head and hugging a broom. The announcer behind the scenes announces: “And so, the happy, carefree time for the janitor ended, leaves fell from the trees.” From behind the scenes, assistants pour out leaves, trying to get them on the sleeping person’s face. A lyrical song about autumn sounds, the janitor jumps up, shakes his head, saying: “Ay-ay-ay.” He pours out the leaves from the hat (which were hidden there earlier) and begins to slowly sweep. After leaving, the announcer announces: “The day has passed.” At this time, the assistants quickly scatter the leaves across the stage. You can close the curtain at this time. A janitor runs out to dynamic club music, grabs his head, sweeps very quickly, shakes his head and does a break dance, for example, after sweeping everything. “The next day,” says the announcer, even more leaves scatter. The janitor runs out to the fastest song, expresses open despair, throws his hat, screams and tears out his hair. After which he begins to run around the stage with a broom, angrily scattering leaves in all directions. Then he runs away and shakes his fist. “A week has passed,” the announcer announces. A janitor is sleeping on the stage, hugging an urn, a broom, there are a lot of leaves on him, but he smiles happily.

"Harvesting potatoes"

A funny skit on the theme “Autumn”, which covers one of the most pressing topics.

The number of participants is six people, they are dressed up as father and mother, grandmother, grandfather and two children, brother and sister. The clothes should be funny, the grandmother is wrapped in scarves, the grandfather is in glasses and big trousers, the father is in everything old, like the mother - everyone is gathered to dig potatoes.

A room is presented on the stage, a boy in a cap sits in front of a computer, depicting a gambling game of racing. The girl is reclining on the sofa, chewing gum and talking on the phone. Voice off stage: “Masha, Sasha, you know, it’s time for potatoes!” Children do not hear and do not react in any way. First, the mother comes in, runs up to the girl, starts kissing and squeezing her, then she pesters the boy in the same way.

Sasha, Mashenka, let’s go, and then I’ll buy you some candy.

Mom, leave me alone, feed the candy to grandma.

Mom, are you out of touch, it’s not cool to dig holes.

Mom shakes her head offendedly, wipes away a tear and leaves.

Grandma comes in.

Come on, little ones, wrap yourself up quickly, we need to help out a little.

Bah, decipher it, nothing is clear, what is Morse?

Who, where is Morzya, don’t need a walrus... cover yourself, we’ll go without him.

The children look at each other ironically, but continue to sit. Grandmother shakes her head, mutters about the walrus and calls for grandfather. The grandfather comes in and shouts from the doorway.

Evona, what idiots are sitting there, what masters, it’s impossible to sit there.

Grandfather, you better go help grandma look for the walrus.

What, what? What do you need it for, guys, what a hedgehog it is...

Children say to themselves: “Well, it’s finally darkness.” They sit as before. The grandfather throws up his hands and leaves, muttering about the hedgehog.

And then everything changes, the father runs into the room and starts screaming.

Hey, you homely fraeras, quickly took your drupels in your hands and peeled the potatoes.

The children jump up in surprise, look at each other, but run away to the door.

The father takes out the book and says: “Well, thank you, dear dictionary of youth slang.” He sighs and leaves. A curtain.

Interesting topics for skits for the Autumn Ball at school

The most interesting topics for skits for the Autumn Ball are related to the daily life of schoolchildren, as well as seasonal holidays and attributes:

Autumn scenes on a “vegetable” theme
Episodes from school life (lessons, breaks, exams, graduation, etc.)
Dramas about animals
About relationships between schoolchildren (friendship, quarrels, falling in love)
Remaking Russian folk tales
Humorous skits about the weather and autumn months: September, October, November

Among them, it is easy to find the best scenarios for autumn skits for elementary schoolchildren, high school students and students in grades 5-9. Instructive and educational dramatizations about plants or animals will suit the little ones. Middle classes can play out the works “Fedorino’s Grief,” remade to an autumn motif. High school students can have fun and surprise guests by staging a funny weather forecast, an improvisational skit with active gestures, or a parody of an episode from a popular fairy tale or film.

Often the Autumn Ball is held in the style of a harvest festival. In this case, it is better to select the themes of the skits, focusing on the general style of the event. If the girls are in folk costumes with kokoshniks, and the guys are in shirts and trousers, you can act out the humorous episode “Three Girls Under the Window” or any of the popular Russian fables. Surely the kids will like this idea. And especially creative organizers can remake the fable for their school, devoting a little time and showing imagination.

"Autumn round dance"

A simple sketch on the theme “Autumn” for 5th grade.

Participants: presenter and ten participants.

Presenter: “Autumn has come to us, and now we are all dancing in a circle,

Let everyone take a leaf and give it to another.

If the tempo suddenly changes, whoever is left with the sheet dances.”

Gives a large and bright sheet of paper to any participant in the round dance, he passes it to another, etc. in turn. The music sounds slowly, when the music changes to a fast melody (apple, square dance, polka, etc.), the one who has the sheet left jumps out of the circle and actively dances, unexpectedly fast for everyone. The music for the change should be different, it will be much funnier and more interesting. Comic skits on the theme “Autumn” in a musical style look very impressive and will certainly delight even the most sophisticated viewer.

A skit on the theme “Autumn” should not be too long.
As a prop, you can make artificial leaves from paper; they look brighter and more impressive, and there is much less waste from them.
Invite the brightest and most artistic kids to participate.
The presenter must speak loudly and clearly; make sure you have a microphone in advance.
Any joke about autumn can serve as a scene.

Funny scenes for the Autumn Ball for high school students

The most honored guests at the autumn ball are high school students. For 11th grade students, the autumn festival will be one of the last in a long series of school events. High school students are always more serious than others when it comes to writing a script, decorating the scenery, choosing outfits and preparing scenes. Due to the age of the students, they can make sharper and sparkling jokes at the autumn ball, but even in the senior class you need to remember the norms of etiquette and the rules of decency. When it's offensive, it's not funny! Humor should be kind and unambiguous. No insults, double meanings or hidden hints.

“Weather forecast for autumn” - a funny scene for the Autumn Ball for high school students

A humorous school weather forecast is a fresh idea for an autumn ball. To perform it, you need to draw a map with synoptic symbols and successfully select a sociable and artistic presenter. The schoolgirl stands next to the map, takes a pointer in her hand and reads out an approximate forecast:

Text of a funny scene

Good afternoon There is a weather forecast on air especially for school number and me, Nastya Dozhdikova!

After the hurricane that happened the day before, losses have been calculated. The hurricane took away glass in the teachers' lounge, 17 pies from the school cafeteria and Petya Koshkin's notebook with homework. Today, weather forecasters predict that the hurricane will subside, but turbulence is still elevated above 10-B. Their class teacher has been on sick leave for a month now. This morning's heavy rains washed away the grades for the last 8-A test, causing the teacher's barometric pressure to increase on the students. No significant precipitation is expected in areas of classes 1 and 2. It's warm, dry and sunny there, as always! There are deep frosts on the 3rd class line. All three classes watched the play instead of going to the swimming pool, confusing the Sports Palace with the Palace of Culture. After the request to bring parents to school, the frost intensified even more. Further forecasts for class 3 are still unknown even to meteorologists. Starting tomorrow morning, the nebula in area 7-A will increase. There will be poor visibility during the test, which means it’s better for the teacher to walk through the rows looking for cheat sheets. This coming Saturday, the approaching cyclone will cover the school grounds with precipitation and sleet, which means it is better to cancel the cleanup day.

That's all, Nastya Dozhdikova was with you!

Funny scenes for the Autumn Ball for elementary school

Scenes for elementary school for the Autumn Ball should not only be fun and funny, but also instructive and educational. Any performance at a school holiday can teach little students kindness and justice, honesty and generosity, basic rules of behavior and respect for others. When choosing a funny scene for the Autumn Ball for an elementary school, you need to make sure that its meaning is simple and understandable to children. Complex productions with confusing plots are not suitable for students aged 7-10 years.

Do not forget that the scene for the Autumn Ball should be related to the peculiarities of the seasonal nature. The best option is a scenario with animal, bird or vegetable characters. You can also act out an instructive episode of a popular children's fairy tale, lasting no more than 5-7 minutes. The main thing is to ensure that each little actor thoroughly learns his role in a timely manner.

Funny scene for the Autumn Ball for elementary school - The Tale of Why the Tomato Turned Red

(Leader, Tomato, Cucumber, onion, cabbage, hostess, Crow).

Leading:

In ancient times, vegetables lived in the same garden. (The vegetables come out one by one and introduce themselves.)

I'm a cheerful fellow, I'm a green cucumber. -The garden bed is empty without me, but my name is cabbage. - Without me, you are like without hands, every dish needs onions. -Children have long loved the delicious, sweet tomato. Leading

: The owner loved her little green garden and watered it every day.
Hostess:
(walks around with a watering can and “waters” the vegetables) I’ll water my garden, he also drinks water.
Presenter
: The vegetables grew and ripened every day.
They lived amicably and never quarreled. But one day the tomato decided that he was better than everyone else and began to show off. Tomato:
Adults and children love me more than anyone in the world.
Cucumber:
Listen, it’s just a laugh to brag that you’re the best.
Onion:
He won’t understand, brothers, it’s not nice to wonder.
Host:
And the tomato kept saying his own thing.
Tomato
: I am the tastiest, roundest, greenest in the world.
Adults and children love me more than anyone else on the set! Vegetables
: He boasted, he boasted (in chorus) And he fell from the bush!
Presenter
: At this time, the hostess came to the garden to collect vegetables for lunch.
I took everyone with me, but didn’t notice the tomato. (The hostess takes away all the vegetables). Presenter
: A raven flew past.
Crow
: Kar!
Kar! A shame! Nightmare! You didn’t want to be friends with us, Nobody will need you! Presenter
: The tomato felt ashamed.
He began to cry and blushed with shame. Tomato
: Forgive me, friends, take me with you.
Presenter
: The hostess heard these words, took pity on the tomato, came and took it with her. Believe it or not, but since then, tomatoes have always turned red in the fall.

Problems for skits about vegetables

Such interludes, performed at children's events, broaden their horizons, because kids learn something new from the world of plants. about vegetables can also relate to relationships between people. This happens because Potatoes and Cabbage, Carrots and Onions, Beetroot and Pumpkin seem to come to life and acquire human character traits.

Thus, funny scenes about vegetables also cultivate a variety of positive qualities in children. Although sometimes they can make fun of negative character traits.

Short scenes for the Autumn Ball at school, video

We offer you a few more short skits for the scenario of the fall ball in middle and high school. Their stories are fresh, interesting and not primitive. When using ready-made texts, do not forget to adapt them to your educational institution: change the names of teachers, the name of the class, the initials of students to avoid offensive coincidences.

A short scene for the Autumn Ball “Battle of the Teachers”

Host: So we begin the program, “battle of teachers” - today we have a new task and our viewers do not believe that our teachers will cope with this difficult task. We hasten to warn you that everything is fair with us and without any setups, tricks, tips or steps.

Primary school teacher Marya Ivanovna Ivanova is invited to complete the task. Marya Ivanovna you will have to enter the classroom today and force third-grade student Vasya Sidorov to give him a diary.

Teacher: Sidorov, please give me the diary. Student: I won’t. Teacher: Sidorov, open your briefcase, take out your diary. Student: My grandmother took it from me to read before bed. Teacher: Vasya, give me the journal, otherwise I’ll put two in the journal. Vasya: And for what?

Host: Unfortunately, time is up. We invite the second teacher - Petrov Petr Petrovich.

Teacher: Vasily, give me the diary, and I’ll give you some candy. Student: My father is the director of a candy factory. Teacher: Vasily, I’ll put you in a corner! Student: And what didn’t I see there?

Presenter: It’s unfortunate, but the second teacher didn’t have time to complete this task either. We invite our third candidate Sidorova Vasilisa Petrovna

Teacher: Vasily Vasilyevich, why don’t you give the diary to teachers? Student: I forgot at home (slides down the desk) Teacher: Give me the diary, PLEASE, Student: No. (uncertain) Teacher: I’m calling my father (takes out the phone, pretends to select it in contacts) Student: (takes out the diary he was sitting on) Mom to the diary, just don’t call your father! those.

Host: As our program showed, all our teachers are professionals, but without parental help it can be very difficult for them. The cooperation of teachers and parents yielded results this week - you will find out what the next battle will be tomorrow.

HOST: Suddenly grandpa was overcome with melancholy, his head ached for no reason, then his back began to ache overnight. Grandfather got capricious, what a misfortune!

GRANDFATHER: Oh, I'm tired of TV.

GRANDMOTHER: Sweep the floor in the apartment!

GRANDFATHER: This is not a man’s business.

GRANDMOTHER: What are you talking about, grandpa? Life has long made everyone equal.

GRANDFATHER: I don’t care much about that. I don’t want half revenge, I’d rather turn on the TV. No, my eyes are tired. Where can I stretch radiculitis?

GRANDMOTHER: Well, there was no sadness - She sits all day, grumbling. Help me wind the threads.

GRANDFATHER: The forever old one will stick. This is not a man's business. Yes, I'm tired of idleness. Give me your skein, I’ll help you wind the ball. (moans)

I can't sit like this! My back hurts.

GRANDMOTHER: Stop creaking, grandpa! And my back is like this.

(Grandfather helps grandmother wind a ball: he holds the threads.)

GRANDMOTHER (stopping shaking, in thought):

Should we buy a puppy? Still, what fun: Taking them out for a walk...

GRANDFATHER: Why walk around doing nothing? Another hobby hasn’t let me sleep for a long time: I want a vegetable garden. Here!

GRANDMOTHER (joyfully):

So I have such a dream. I have been savoring it in my soul for a long time. Grandfather, we’ll buy a plot of land with you, We’ll plant a vegetable garden there. Just by walking frequently, all your blues will go away.

GRANDFATHER: Instead of physical exercises, you and I will dig up the beds. And chondrosis, radiculitis Let them look for others.

HOST: They began to think, brainstorm: This way and that, so as not to make a mistake.

HOST: . However, as spring approaches, old people decide to buy. The people cannot be surprised: As soon as it starts to break, they go to the garden.

HOST: The old man is happy with his old lady, He with a shovel, as if with a toy, Digs in the garden all day, Grandma is only surprised at the playfulness.

HOST: Grandfather stopped grumbling and swearing and began smiling to his wife’s delight. He decided that he didn’t have time to remember about the damned illness.

GRANDFATHER: It’s time to plant seeds.

GRANDMOTHER: You need to buy them first.

HOST: Grandfather is such a serious matter. He was afraid to trust his wife. I boldly went to the store myself, and I coped with it quite well.

(Grandfather comes home confused.)

GRANDMOTHER: Why are you so gloomy, grandfather? Tell me, what's wrong with you?

GRANDFATHER: Yes, an opportunity arose on the road: My old legs failed me. He tripped over a pothole somewhere and fell, so to speak, stretched out. Everything would be fine, but it’s dashing! The seeds have scattered, you have them! Everyone took a bath in the road dust, and now they have re-sorted.

GRANDMOTHER (waving her hands):

Oh no no no! What should we do now? After all, it’s time to plant. Well, let's sow them all here and there, We'll figure it out when they grow up.

(Time has passed...)

GRANDMOTHER: Grandfather, look, the sprouts have appeared.

GRANDFATHER: I see it myself. Good, everyone's envy.

GRANDMOTHER: But where are the cucumbers? Where are the peas? Where is the carrot, where is the pumpkin? Oh! Oh!

GRANDFATHER: The weeds came up right away, then look, our greenery will be strangled.

GRANDMOTHER: Figuring out what and where is the task.

GRANDFATHER: Let's hope for luck. We tried our best to sow radishes, beets and cabbage thickly. Look how closely the family huddles together, They won’t succumb to weeds.

HOST: All summer the vegetables gained strength, They fought for the right to life with weeds. The woodlouse covered the carpet at their feet, did not allow them to breathe freely, the sow thistle tangled their feet under the ground, and the dandelion sowed the garden.

HOST: But in spite of the weeds, forgetting about the grievances, the vegetable people grew, the fruits ripened. They captivated the old men with their beauty and argued about who was which.

TOMATO: I bet I’m the most wonderful, I’m also decorative. I'm beautiful, I taste good, I'm as good as an apple. The poison in me, at first they thought, I was used to decorate gazebos. I am not made for trouble, I am a tomato, I am for food.

PUMPKIN: I am a pumpkin, no less famous, I am constantly in use. I have so many useful ingredients, all sorts of macro- and microelements. After all, iron with copper and phosphorus with calcium prolong the life of girls and boys. And vitamins A, B, C treat insomnia.

TURNIP: Why are you arrogant and self-important, I was the main dish on the table in the great Moscow principality. Both raw and steamed were served. I have countless vitamins. There is beauty and charm too.

ONION: There is no need to prove the benefits of onions, Although I like to talk about myself. I am proud to give you a message: I was and am a sacred plant. Although, of course, I agree that I am not suitable for dessert. Moreover, I dare to add, that I can make someone cry. They brought me as a gift to the ancient gods: I am a symbol of the Universe (at that time). Now, however, I am only interesting because I also cure many diseases.

CUCUMBER: I am perhaps the most ancient, I am from India. Hello! The Greeks adored me for more than three thousand years. And on the ancient obelisks, Since ancient memorable times, the exotic fruit of Egypt - This is me depicted!

RADISH: And every child has known me since childhood. Who hasn't been wrapped in a scarf for a cough? The radish compress is a miracle, But they also prepared a dish from me: Russian prison with bread kvass, And oil was pressed from the seeds.

POTATOES: My biography is very rich: I was once brought from America to Holland by Spanish sailors, And I came to Russia as a foreigner By the will of the Great Peter. They didn’t understand me at first, They called me a “damn apple” And they ate not tubers, but berries. Because of this, they were poisoned very often, they were angry with me in vain. But now I am more revered than anyone else: Not just, but I am considered second bread.

BEET: Is it possible to remain silent about my merits? I’m in borscht, I’m in okroshka too. The ruler Tiberius, who ruled the Roman Empire, valued me very much. I have many hidden abilities, Everyone knows my healing abilities.

PEAS: You are not the only one who knows both Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. I carry sweet memories through the centuries: The Germans once considered pea sausage a gourmet dish, And in Rus' they served pies with peas to the table. And in the wild they ate me. Have you ever seen pea noodles? And in France, tra-la-la, Peas and lard were served at the king’s table!

CABBAGE: You're trying in vain, arguing, you all, of course, are worth a lot. But today I am the most important thing of all - cabbage. If I am not on the table, Consider it empty. I can not only feed everyone, but also heal from many ailments. As food, I am very important, And how good it is, even stewed, even pickled! Dumplings with me are delicious, who would refuse such food? Pies with cabbage are a real delicacy, as people from any establishment will confirm. Even parties are called skits. I think they won’t be able to do without me in the future.

(While each vegetable was making a speech of praise in its honor, everyone else looked at it with irony, and in the end they actually got into a fight.)

HOST: Then the old grandfather exclaimed...

Grandfather: What kind of vinaigrette is this? All of you suddenly quarreled, as if you had broken loose. What do we have, grandma? There is no order. We need to reconcile the vegetables, otherwise there will be trouble here.

GRANDMOTHER: So I tell them: All of you, dear ones, are needed, All of you, dear ones, are important. There is no reason for argument here, And the end of all talk. Come on, grandfather, come on, pick up the balalaika, start playing quickly, the vegetables will dance and amuse us old ones!

HOST: And the old man and the old woman are harvesting the harvest together in their garden. They are so happy about the beauty of vegetables, the harvest turned out to be great!

HOST: At least go and sell them. Now help yourself and drink some tea!

Very often, funny skits are used at various events. Miniatures about vegetables are extremely appropriate for the Autumn Ball or Usually they resemble short theatrical fairy tales.

Funny scenes for the Autumn Ball for students in grades 5-8, video

Funny scenes for the Autumn Ball for students in grades 5-8 can be divided into two categories:

pre-prepared and rehearsed
improvisations and surprises

In the first case, the characters of the selected scene for the autumn ball receive their roles in advance, learn the texts of monologues and dialogues, prepare autumn costumes and musical accompaniment. Such scenes are often instructive and developmental. In contrast, the second option is intended for entertainment and amusement not only of guests and spectators of the holiday, but also of the students themselves. In most cases, participants for improvisational skits are recruited during the event and are completely unaware of the upcoming actions. For example, a sketch about “how one grandfather went into the forest.”

Script for a funny scene for the Autumn Ball “How Grandfather Went to the Forest” (video and text)

To participate, the presenter calls 8 random participants and gives them signs with roles:

Bunny
Wind
Owl
Stump
Elka2

Then the presenter reads the text, pausing after each subsequent phrase, and the characters play their funny roles:

One day Grandfather was going to the forest to get a Christmas tree. I came, and it was autumn. The wolf howls, the wind rustles, the owl hoots. Bunny came running, saw Stump and let's drum on him. I saw Grandfather, got scared and ran away. Grandfather looked around, “Here are the Christmas trees.” He approached the first Christmas tree and liked it. I touched it, shook it - a good Christmas tree. Grandfather just swung his ax, and lo and behold, he was gone, forgotten at home. Then, just like that, he swung. And the Christmas tree begged: “Don’t ruin me, old man, I won’t be of any use to you. I’m all sick: the trunk is crooked, the needles are falling.” Grandfather looked and it’s true that the Christmas tree is not good. He walked up to the other and touched it. The legs are straight, the needles are held. He wanted to cut it down, and Elochka said: “Why are you waving? Pull from the roots." Grandfather pulled and pulled, but the Christmas tree resisted. Grandfather is tired and thinks: “Why do I need a Christmas tree in the fall? I’d rather come in December.” And he went back home.

Skits for grades 5-8 about school booths, exams and fun recess are quite popular. Even at the autumn ball there is room for a humorous dramatization about a funny physical education teacher, a pedantic mathematics teacher, or an art teacher who is always “hovering in the clouds.”