20 funny poems about men's names

Funny poems about male names

Alexander Sasha is a great guy!
Even cooler than Brad Pitt After sex, he turns away and quietly snores. Alexey Oh, Lyoshka, dear, You are burning cruelly! You've been staring at my tits all evening long!

Anatoly Tolya is a great guy! Cooler than Jean Claude Van Damme If he gives me a ring, I'll give it to him right away!

Andrey Why is the whole yard looking at Andryushenka so strangely? It's great to play hockey! So what if barefoot...

Anton Anton went to the potty - He took his mobile phone. He will call the girls and talk to them about love.

Artyom Little Tyoma was walking on the roof. The roof ended and Tyoma fell. He did a beautiful somersault in the air... It took a long time to scrape it off the asphalt.

Vasily Plumber Vasya. Thirty years. Doesn't drink. Doesn't smoke cigarettes. Doesn't take girls to the movies. And I haven’t eaten ham for a long time. Not because he is an ascetic, but because there is no money.

Victor Vitya was wandering around the field with a guitar. He accidentally hit a mine. For a long time the guitar moaned and sang: There’s no point in wandering around the field doing nothing!

Gennady has talented genes. He is a general, even without shoulder straps. There is no substitute for him in love and friendship. He is a constant generator of passion.

Grigory the Red Grisha climbed onto the roof and tried to go higher, a guy climbed onto the antenna to sing songs so that they could be heard.

Denis Denis hung on a branch with a pear. He would be happy to eat a pear. But there is a charge in the butt from the gun. The fairy tale is over, here it is. Don't interfere in someone else's garden.

Dmitry Dima is cool! Cooler than Stallone! He doesn’t snore in bed, And he doesn’t drown in water!

Evgeniy Zhenya lies motionless, Zhenya’s intelligence is in the stage of decline, he cannot even perform addition, Zhenya drinks to the point of exhaustion.

Zhenya feels the end approaching, But Zhenya cannot get out of this situation, Because there is beer fermentation in her stomach, Obscene expressions are coming out of her mouth.

Ivan When Vanya comes to me, I’m serious then: I send Vanya to the bathhouse... And I go there myself.

Igor Igor was sawing a cable on the rails. Suddenly, unexpectedly, the rain started pouring down. No, he will not become a sailor now, he has become an excellent guide.

Konstantin Little Kostya fell from the ledge, His scream soon died down below. Grandma rushed into the room like a doe - No! He didn't hit the pot of geraniums.

Nikita Your whole face, Nikita, is covered with hemp. “I always,” said Nikita, “sun through a sieve.”

Nikolay In the garden, the boy Kolya was extracting the square root. Tugged and tugged - it doesn't work. So I gave it up - let it grow!

Oleg I’m scared to jump with a parachute - Oleg told the instructor, Everything is fine, Oleg, don’t be afraid, Today you will jump without him.

Pavel Pasha came out of his drinking binge, looked into the blue sky and said: “It’s a nasty louse! How good the world is!”

Roman You are Romka, an excellent friend, it seems. And a sex partner, just like in the movies, But frankly I admit, still: Like a drinking buddy, Romka, you’re shit!

Sergey - I love you! - Me too! - I want you! - Me too! - What is your name? - Seryozha! - Wow, damn it, me too!

Fyodor One day Fedya did not close both taps in the bathroom, To remind all the neighbors About the fate of the Titanic.

Yuri Yura walked with a fishing rod, A crucian carp was fishing in the pond, But he only caught a crayfish, Still, Yurok is a fisherman!

A selection of ditties with men's names

How can you congratulate representatives of the stronger sex? Gifts, pleasant words. What if we put everything together and give a congratulatory speech. And present the text in a humorous way - sing ditties. Both creative and fun! How many videos will appear in the archive! Song quatrains are different. Do you want to pay attention to everyone? Then ditties with men's names will suit you. This way you will select recipients individually.

Men will be pleased to hear their name, and even with a pleasant or humorous text. Such a congratulation gives significance to each guest. Do you have several colleagues with the same names in your team? No problem. The article suggests 5 ditties for each name. There will be plenty to choose from. And that's enough for everyone!

Why are such funny quatrains needed? Creative songwriting is perfect for corporate events. And any, not only on February 23. Women can surprise their men on New Year's Day, a company's birthday, etc. You can also sing ditties about everyone, including the fairer sex. Then you will have to supplement the list of ditties with female names. Perhaps some of the proposed options can be adjusted to the required names.

Alexander

Life is not life without adventures and without creative torment. Bright, courageous, Sasha, you have won our hearts!

Girls, take a closer look at Sasha - the guy is as valuable as a diamond. Maybe eight times during the night, and ten times in the morning! Like ours, Sasha has a root crop growing in his trousers. The girls really loved climbing into his garden! Alexander, dear! Look out the window. Didn't Naked Babies come to you there?! Shurik, you be a man Like a lemon, don’t turn sour. If something happens suddenly, don’t be shy, whistle! Alexei

It will never get bad if Lekha is nearby. Alexey, like a ray of light, this sadness will instantly dispel. Our Alyosha is simply classy! Cooler than Bruce Willis. If he hadn't snored at night, we would have fallen in love with him. Girls love Alexey, Girls we can understand: Six hours without stopping Maybe he will shake the bed! Alexey is our great jack of all trades From a carrot and a nail Can make a blaster Our Lyokha is a cool guy Finally without competitors Cooler than Jean Claude Vandamme One hundred hundred percent!

Anatoly

Anatoly. Briefly - Tolya. An inquisitive mind. Force. Will. He is aware of everyone's events. Destined for success. Anatoly, Anatoly So that everything in life is “Ice” Make money to the best of your ability Like your namesake - A. Chubais. I bought Tolik a Zhiguli and locked it in the garage. He probably married this Zhiguli. Among Tamar and Natasha Our sweet little one doesn’t drink, doesn’t snore Not a man - but a shortage! Our Tolya is a cool fisherman All thoughts about fishing He even has a wife Not a woman - but a mermaid!

Andrey

Andrey is a daredevil, a joker, a merry fellow, a good guy in business and not a simpleton in love. Our dreamy Andrey is the bravest among friends, courageous, strong and loving. I'll cook Andryusha something delicious for dinner. Dinner will be festive, our table will be colorful. Andrey is the winner! Andrey is our idol - He is the bearer of laughter, He is the muse for the lyres. In nature, near the Andryukha River, he grills kebabs. Wonderful man, I'll take his kebab.

Anton

Maybe not permanent, Antosha, but overall you’re a good guy. It's never boring with you. Friends don't forget you. Abilities - don't borrow. After all, your slogan is “I want to know everything!” Why does Anton blush? Because the captain! I went swimming, and now I’m flushed!

If something shook Somewhere on the planet Know that this is our Anton Staying in the toilet!

Like our Anton, there was a holiday here. Even Tuzik from the entrance got drunk to smithereens!

In kindergarten, Anton was observed for a long time. No one guessed how many pots he changed.

Artem

Artem is healthy, unharmed, relaxed, tireless. Deep, strong, romantic, a wonderful friend and a great husband. We have a silent Artemka: Kind, affectionate, like a hamster, But he doesn’t hide it in reserve, He’ll give away everything he has. Artem is healthy, unharmed, relaxed, tireless. In real life he is a pastor and an artist, an uninhibited idealist. You are strong and reliable, our dear, Artem. Although the world is harsh and complicated, any path is okay. The soul is with you, Artyom, it sings. It knows neither boredom nor trouble, For centuries and years on end it only wants to be with you.

Boris

Boris is a fighter, Boris is a sage, Our Borya is just great! Categorical, perhaps, But how can you not love Boris!? Boris recently went to Gagra with a package of Viagra. He had a blast there. It’s a pity that the city is small. Borya acquired a scary mask to scare his mother-in-law. It would be better if I got a helmet - Concussion again. They let Borya go on vacation, the vacation pay is gone! Borya was sent on vacation, they drank away all their vacation pay!

The men are all dying - From drinking too much! If only they would work a lot like Borya, and there would be comfort in the country!

Vadim

The versatile Vadik knows that life promises a lot to those who do not sit still. Goes forward with luck together. Congratulations to Vadim on the twenty-third of February! And note, we don’t force him to drink! We congratulate Vadim on his birthday! We pour, we drink Without limit! It's Vadim's anniversary. We don't wish you much: To be a king in finance, And a god in bed! We congratulate Vadim on the twenty-third of February. We’ll give him a kiss - We won’t spend a single ruble!

Valentine

Valentin is responsive and sensitive, will come at any time of the day to help relatives and friends. How can we not appreciate all this? I fell in love with Valentin for his walk. And he still floats past like a boat! We want to wish Valentine Joy, health and love! Be happy forever from now on and live to be a hundred years old, Valya! Your spirit is unshakable, That’s why they called you Valentine, I wish you happiness, Goodness, warmth, harmony and peace! Dear Valya, We can hardly find a more beautiful and kind person in the world! Smile more cheerfully.

Valery

Valera is a restless, mischievous person, accustomed to success from early childhood. It’s interesting to walk through life with him, And friendship is measured along the way! Valera is a bastard and a brute. I don't feel sorry for you at all. Don't walk down my street, don't annoy me. You are Valera You are a driver anywhere, You will have a car, It is not a car that is beauty. Hey, Valera, hey, come on, you bought one car, now buy another accordion and you’ll find yourself a wife. Valera escorted the wonderful Zina to the cabin, rolled down with her, Zina shouted: Encore!

Vitaly

A beautiful name given at birth! There is so much softness and so much fun in him, mobility, lightness and optimism, altruism that we have almost forgotten. Vitaly has all these qualities! It's nice to write poems in his honor. Vitaly loves life very much, he always looks cheerful. Have you ever heard that our Vitaly is sad? Our Vitalya, like a clown, makes scary faces. Apparently there are a lot of people looking at the creepy stuff. At one factory, Vitaly was unloading stewed meat. Right there, at the entrance, he met a girl. Eh, spare wheels, exhaust pipes. Vitalka's fighting friend painted her lips.

Vladimir

Where he is, there is peace, partnership, friendship. It is difficult and unnecessary to argue with him. A great friend, husband, father. Vladimir, really, well done! Vova is strong and strong, Vova is passionate about sports. Roller skates, bicycles Vova has loved him since childhood. Volodya is a great specialist in his work, ready to move mountains in any weather. If you like, Vladimir, we’ll go to Shablykino, or if you want, we’ll go to Khotynets, the girls there are just lovely, they cook delicious jellied meat. Yesterday Vovka dropped off Anka, and today Zina. This evening you will have to change your tires!

Vyacheslav

It seems we cannot find a more glorious name. It is wonderful luck to meet you on the way. Your heart is open, Your thoughts are always honest. Dear, only Slava, We love you very much. Slava will soon get paid again! You stand at the ATM for an hour, in the store for one hour - again you have no money!

Oh, work, oh, work, How you tortured Slava, You’ve been stuck at the computer since the evening, like a scarecrow! I won’t dance alone, I challenge you, Masha. Will he really not play the Russian Drol for us?

If you have been looking for a leader for a long time, choose Vyacheslav - your savior!

Gennady

Gennady is our natural leader. I'm sure I'm always right in everything. God did not offend with beauty. And the mind, and the stature, and everything with it. My Genka is the neighbor’s son, He’s pointing his eyes through the tyn. I'm hiding in the raspberry bush, I'm afraid to kick him.

Violinist Gena - gray trousers, And a cap on his side. Galinka will call him, He runs like a fool.

Don't laugh, Gena, darling, Don't laugh, little berry. You are my sole, from my left shoe.

Fir trees, even forest Gennady is not tall. Not tall, not small, More beautiful than a scarlet rose.

Georgiy

There are a lot of “star” Ghosh in the world - It’s easy for you to join this line. Always effective and good, Well, you just can’t pass by! The guys came to us dressed up and wearing watches. Only Gosha was spanked in a black cap and shorts.

A breeze under the bush - The leaf falls off. Gosha walks ugly - he waddles.

I love you, Gosha, badly, I’m very sorry. Firstly, I don’t have any hope, and secondly, I’m embarrassed.

But Gosha cheated on me, I wasn’t scared. Not forever, dear Gosha, I was going to love you.

Gleb

He is friendly with people, responsible for his deeds, our Gleb is reliable and smart, he will not waste words. Everyone at the construction site appreciates Gleb - He is the only one in the whole country: Whatever you want, “OTeTeNit” - Even a trip to the moon! We will say to Gleb “Thank you!” He is reliable - like a rock. If he takes you under his wing, evil will retreat from everyone. Gleb the boss - to find fault Does not want to pay attention to trifles. How can you not try for him? He is like a healing balm. For friends, not seeing Gleb is like living without bread. Are you catching the thread? The hunger must be satisfied.

Gregory

Gregory, you are like a hurricane: Ideas are a fountain, passions are a volcano! You are a mood generator, you awaken inspiration in us. Gregory - awake, vigorous, this is how the name sounds in Greece. The one, Grisha, is the most noble, Who does not sleep the most. Gregory - you are tireless. Gregory - you plow and create! You are loved dearly by your friends, you can easily show off to your enemies. In a polyphonic choir I will single out Gregory! He will pull you out of all the stories, Our lifeline, Gregory! Grigory, Grisha, dear, on this holiday we sing loudly and dance with you, the glasses are ringing loudly!

Denis

For Denis, all everyday life is holidays, full of sparkling happiness, All men are so different, But with you, it’s not cold even in the cold! Our Deniska, let's face it, knows the essence of the best toasts: Rubai from Khayyam Can deftly chop! The boy Deniska was walking at a construction site, a tower crane nearby was lifting a load. The old cable could not bear the weight, the boy's ears grew to his sandals.

Denis decided to take a walk in the tunnel. I remembered the train at 15:05. I ran for a long time, skinning my knees. Yesterday we switched to daylight saving time.

Deniska was once walking through the forest, chasing the birds with his horns. I accidentally climbed into a puddle with my hoof. This is what the CHERNOBL FOREST is famous for.

Dmitriy

Dima means “mother earth”, that’s your strength! Even if you work for three people, Even if you love for four people, you have enough strength for everything: Apparently, your name helps. Who stands behind us like a wall? Dmitry is our dear father, For the “children” he puts up a shield, That any “Taran” squeaks!

Our director, dear Dmitry He is thrifty and cunning: There are always no stationery And... papers for the toilet!

Dmitry has no courage to be friends with arithmetic: He doesn’t want to subtract, divide, loves to multiply and add!

How strict the laws are, It’s a pity, you can’t spit on them: Dima paid his taxes, And then he can’t sleep!

Eugene

A faithful husband and a good father, in life, in work - well done everywhere. We have forgotten your face. How do you look, Zhenek? Just show up at the tournament one more time.

Ivan

It’s not without reason that Ivan is known as a hero – He destroys problems with one blow. In his soul Vanyusha is vulnerable and delicate, On the outside he is a warrior, on the inside he is a child. I ran to the river to see Vanya on a date, I looked for him until the morning, Oh, and the punishment! If your name is Vanya, they will put you on the sofa, even give you a bath, If Dani is not there. I have Vanka - Vstanka, a kind, cheerful guy, he has flowered panties, he took care of them for me.

Ivan brought me a watermelon. It tasted very sweet. And now I have no patience, Darling has taken over the toilet.

Igor

Garik will give his last shirt and smile after him. There are a lot of responsive people, there are no more people like Igor! I mow the field with a scythe, But my scythe is dull, Igor brought me a sharpener, He sharpened the hair. I sat on a watermelon, Igor sat on potatoes, it turned out tastier, the midges ate it. Igor painted a balcony for me, like it was hanging over an abyss, and I held my hand, into space, so that it wouldn’t fly away. Boy Igor watched a thriller. There the red-haired robber ate the bald one. He cried for a long time. He couldn't sleep. A very terrible cartoon bun.

Ilya

Ilyusha is eloquent and smart, so interesting to listen to. A wonderful husband and family man - we have only one such Ilya! How Ilyusha eats sausage when he is weighed down. He hangs on a sausage and everyone laughs at him

Our son stole pancakes from his grandmother. He fed the whole family - We love Ilya very much!

Mom filled the pacifier with a cross-shaped hole, so that Ilyusha would have a better time eating new porridge.

Our Ilyusha blows bubbles from the inside. Felt boots, boots, Bubbles are not small!

Konstantin

Reliable, faithful, pure in soul, Our Kostya is a golden guy! And we heartily congratulate you, our friend! We wish you all the best! Kostya sleeps and sees Delicious lasagna, Just an obsession, Without warning.

I’ll wear a white blouse and show myself to the people: I fell in love with Kostya the violinist, I’m worried!

Kostya, dear little darling, The thread got tangled, I didn’t think - I fell in love, What I reached.

I'm on Kostya's porch, my face has changed. Fail that house, so that there is no reception.

Kirill

Pulls like a magnet, Kirill, you won’t get bored with him. Witty, light, bright - He is a surprise, not a gift! In the morning I met Kirill in the field. By evening I was barely persuaded. Kirill - the leaves are ringing for you, Kirill - the grass is growing for you, Kirill - the blackbirds are singing for you Kirill - the icy taste of water. I wish you, Kirill, Kirill, you are not a simple guy, you captivate with your riddle. So agile, groovy. You live a sweet life. You are named Cyril, which means you are a ruler. You strive with all your might towards shining peaks.

Leonid

Life is not a joke, life is a game, Miracle, fairy tale, depth. Living by dreaming is more interesting Lena knows all this. In a conversation, Lenya is like a fish in the sea, In any argument you win. Leonid is persistent and smart, His fortune visits. He is respected in the service and admires everyone with his work. May Leonid easily overcome all obstacles on the way; Maintain optimism throughout life. Let him never forget! Kirill has patience; He always plans things, then carries them out clearly, spending maximum effort.

Maksim

In Latin: most-most, Maximum and largest. Initial luggage of experience May it serve you well. Maxim has everything laid out on shelves in his head. He will tell you everything with feeling and sense, even about ice cream. Our Maxim is always at work - There is no room for talk. He is held in high esteem by society; Values the price of victories. He will help if it’s difficult, He’s not a talker or a bore, Maxim’s humor is subtle, He doesn’t cry like a girl, Max doesn’t wave his fists, He doesn’t complain to his mom, I’m not used to complaining, Because I’m a man!

Michael

And Mishka’s bully mouth is parted to his ears. No matter what you do, do it all with a smile, even if you sew on the strings.

Be happy, Misha, bright man! We have love for you, dear, forever. Be respected and loved by everyone and we will keep you as your Angel all your life!

You are from Odessa, Mishka, and that means no one here will forbid you to eat your tie! And Odessa resident Mishka jumps with happiness, And his greasy face shines on the screens.

Everything that Misha picked up, He stuffs into his pocket. If Misha takes a walk, the Janitor rests.

Misha speaks calmly, He behaves with dignity, Even if something goes wrong, He will clench his will into a fist.

Nikita

Nikita means “winner”. Your Guardian Angel is capable of leading you to victories. Forward! And bon voyage! Nikita is the winner, Nikita is our hero, He can easily cope with the mountain of candy. Nikita means “winner”. Your guardian angel is capable of leading you to victories. Trust him on your journey! Nikita, we want to tell you this: You are a joker and a merry fellow, And a good, kind, faithful friend. Why should you always be first? Nikita is the word “winner”, that’s how it is translated from Greek. And only those who have the will to win are given such a name by their ancestors. Nikita strengthens his strength in work

Nikolai

Advice and help are sometimes needed. Kolya will help - everyone knows that. Calm, wise, faithful comrade, You are in our hearts, our friend, believe us! He hits the bull's eye, like in a shooting range, He knows for sure “What? When? How much?” When the need for a commander arises, Of course, we will call Nikolai. And at the same time, talented and well-mannered, persistent and hardworking, you are completely imbued with originality, Kolya is a burst of life, its impulse. We wish you to be as energetic and boldly move forward, Nikolai, be as unusual... Victory awaits! Victory awaits! And again the hearts ignite, The fire of love has been burning in them for a long time. Our Kolya does not suffer from troubles, And today he drinks wine with us!

Oleg

Our dear, glorious Oleg! You are a wonderful person, you are smart and romantic, and we like you very much! Oleg is very handsome, reliable, an excellent person, I’m ready to confess to you - it’s so great to fall in love with you. Oleg is a romantic in life, He strives to go everywhere: To contemplate unknown distances And, of course, to show himself. May fate give Oleg novelty of impressions and meetings; May your voyage through life be glorious and may it attract all good things! Oleg loves music and dancing, wanderlust is in his blood. Apparently, he was born a wanderer, the Conqueror of the Earth.

Paul

Fat Pasha on the sofa Lay on his sides to the pit. This is true. He feels lazy all day long. What are you, Pasha - our grief, weak and frail? Learn karate, you will become the strongest. Calmly and reliably with Pasha, He became a support in our life. Do you need help - Pavlik is nearby, He will help with deeds, words, glances. People notice about Pasha that he is proud and careless, he just strives for happiness and is a little impatient. Pavel is a kind soul. He will give you a helping hand; Always be there in a hurry, He will become a good, loyal friend.

Peter

He is thorough and daring, He can be soft and harsh. There is no shortage of endurance - Peter can lift the whole world. May your dreams come true and may our Petya be full of strength. Let him live without fuss, vain insults and worries! You, Petka, are growing up, you know and can do a lot! You can become a captain and sail to distant countries! Peter values friendship and knows how to stand up for defense; He will do a brave deed, He will warm us with a kind word. I finished all the work, let the masters check it. If I had a strong character, I would have overtaken Peter.

Novel

Roman has continuous novels, Life is like a story, a tangle of adventures. The eternal wanderer, the golden-haired boy Cupid, became his friend. The novel is the most romantic, beautiful and charming. The novel is the most practical and attractive.

It’s always easy with Roman, no matter where chance takes you. It’s always funny with Roman, Roman is very lucky.

Roman, accept congratulations, On one of the holidays. Let life be an adventure and a variety of ideas! Roman is a man no matter what, He is a strong man. Strong spirit, beautiful body Will be remembered forever.

Ruslan

Ruslanchik is bright, Ruslanchik is light, cheerful, sonorous, a little timid. We wish you more happiness in everything, Live a bright life as long as possible! Ruslan is an exemplary family man, He will not go to the left, Because he only has a queen in his wives! Our Russia is a great joker, fidgety, mischievous. I’m ready to cheer everyone up and treat everyone to delicious juice.

Now he's skipping, now he's sitting, reading a book, now he's playing with a ball, Rusya is a nice boy! Ruslan is very economical, work burns in his hands. He is never bothered by the worries of life.

Semyon

We know, Semyon, that you are very vulnerable, Believe us, friends: we appreciate and love you! You cannot find a more responsive friend than you. You have helped so many on the path of life! And on your holiday we want to wish you to be strong spiritually and not to lose heart! Semyon is heated in an argument, but at that moment he always knows how to restrain himself; And despite the fact that he loves home, he often gravitates towards tours. Let Semyon's wit often help out in life; May joy, happiness and success greet him day by day! Oh, what a wonderful Semyon we have! Next to him, all the seconds do not pass in vain. Semyon is ready to join the fight for justice immediately, He expects to receive truthfulness in everything from life.

Sergey

Sometimes Seryozha is the center of attention, Sometimes in the eyes of sad people there is a mystery. Your world is rich, your soul is immeasurable, this probably gives you sadness. Hello Darling! God forgive me! Who did I love? I didn’t go barefoot to Seryozhka in the cold. I didn’t want to dance, I was embarrassed by Seryozha. And when the button accordion started playing, I couldn’t restrain myself.

The button accordion played well, the voices merged beautifully. I scolded Serezhenka for two whole hours today.

My legs are tired from walking, I’m losing weight on my face. It's all because of Seryozha! It's all because of you!

Timofey

Timofey is practical and caring, but sometimes he enters life by touch. You need to be lighter, look simpler, and do without self-criticism. Timofey is immensely charming, talented in everything. And his friends are surprised: Where is he going again? Timofey, you are a true dreamer. You soar in the heavenly heights. You are the punisher of vile villains. You will always protect your loved ones. I congratulate you, Timon, I wish you with all my heart that you will advance in your career and pay off your loan. May happiness, Timofey, smile on you, may there be many good moments, may health, success and family comfort come to you from dew and water.

Fedor

We, Fedya, respect you, we wish you all the blessings of the world! And also, happiness and success in solving life's problems. Fedor will help you sort out any problem just like that. The wise will give advice on everything, Arkhiumny, no doubt! The name Fedor is like the sky After a mushroom rain, The name Fedor smells like bread taken out of the oven. People have known for a long time: A gift from God - Theodore. Be a gift for us too Every year and every time, We kiss you, We protect you. Fedor is our happiness, Fedor is our idol.

Yuri

Yuri is a mystery to his friends, Nice, kind, don’t hide it. It's good for us together, sweet, Just give me the key. A green pea rolled off the porch, and the top of our Yurts’ head was disheveled!

Like our Yurts has two magical cucumbers: one warms, and the other proudly arches!

The root vowel of the verb has changed, come to me, Yurets, I agree to everything!

There is elderberry in Tanais, ivy in the cemetery. The whole country is drinking, but Yurets is a teetotaler!

Yaroslav

Congratulations to Yaroslav! Glory to the power of your life! Be lucky and happy, And always, always loved! Yaroslav is a wonderful guy, Yaroslav is a wonderful friend. He doesn’t just make iron, Yaroslav is incredibly cool. Yaroslav is very talented, That is why he is friends with fame, He is not susceptible to bad things, And he can be a kind husband.

Reasonable, friendly, Yarik knows how to make friends, believes in various signs and is a hunter of pancakes.

Yaroslav, of course, is Wise, Always a mystery to his wife. Starts the morning vigorously with gymnastic exercises.

Laughing poems about names

Guys, I really feel bad. Arkady says to his friends. Friends shake their heads and point at him with a stick.

If your boyfriend is Vova, urgently look for someone else. Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals. If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved. If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.

Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable. Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic. According to statistics, Andrey is either a non-Jew or a Jew. And every Seryozha has stupidity written all over his face.

I see you are not happy with guests Artem said thoughtfully, extracting coarsely ground salt from his buttock.

Mom gave her children a hatchet for Petya, an awl for Serezhenka, a crowbar for Mitenka, and a knife for Vassenka. The drunk neighbor no longer bothers them.

So many good girls! So many affectionate names! And I got it - with a vile face and a vile name - Anton!

Elena was recommended to me as an excellent wife. We got married and lived in happiness all these eighteen days.

And always, where Vicky is - Quarrels, fights, screams. Agree that Natasha’s name is “turd” for a reason.

Igor was sawing a cable on the rails. Suddenly, unexpectedly, the rain started pouring down. No, he will not become a sailor now, he has become an excellent guide.

So that the face came out of the snout And it was not life - a melody, Let's drink a glass to Cyril, And the second to Methodius!

Igor doesn’t love all of Lyudmila, but only one fragment of her. However, he foolishly married the whole of Lyudmila.

The boy Andreyka found three kopecks, A man in a padded jacket noticed this, The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear, No, the grandmother will not wait for her grandson.

Marina doesn’t have a boyfriend Because she’s a dwarf, And this Marina craps the whole carriage.

The light doesn’t shine... Masha doesn’t wave... Lyuba doesn’t love... Katya doesn’t roll...

If you met Zhanka, it means someone’s kept woman.

Oleg played with long-lasting toffee on the bus: Now he puts it in his nose, now in his ear, now a horse blinds, now a beaver.

Alyonushka loved her brother to tears And so that her brother would not grow up as a little goat, her sister dripped poison into the puddle. The only brother threw off his hooves.

It was early in the morning Nastya didn’t go to school. And this Nastyusha set the school on fire at night.

One night, behind the wall, something loudly slammed. It was an inflatable woman near Artyom that burst.

Anya sings songs and gnaws all the nuts. Have you decided that Anya is a squirrel? No, believe me, Anya is a girl.

The girl Masha was looking for raspberries. She stepped on a mine with her foot. For a long time those blue eyes on the pine tree will appear in my dreams.

Tanya, don’t go to the river. Don’t drown out the sharks there. You’d better swim in the river. Don’t upset the sharks.

Igorek, Igorek! Give us a bubble! You are my comrade! Will you give me a bottle?

Masha eats cabbage at night. We need to stop this. Masha is enough at night. Eat cabbage in the morning.

The girl Masha rode the elevator - her legs left, but her butt remained...

Little Petya went into the toilet and looked, but there were no toilets there. The children laughed at Petka for a long time. He didn’t shit himself in the toilet.

Yulia is a sweet little girl. Her hood is sticking out. Yulia, remove the hood. Stop drinking, you bastard.

Petenka was infuriated by the teacher’s appearance: He bit Maryivanna on the nose. Now he walks around school like a hero, proud of his nickname “Chekatilo second.”

I have a boy, Artem... Fat, thick, not broad-shouldered... Even though he has two tons of shit in him... But at heart he is not a shitty person...

Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days, didn’t give him anything to drink or take him for a walk, the school director must come to them, he can’t get away from the dog alive!

What is the use of this Dasha, you won’t even understand right away. You can't cook porridge from it, you can't even make a cap.

Try it without Dasha. If you don't die right away, life will be such a mess! You won't find any meaning in crap.

If her name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money. If her name is Polya, you are a deer! such a share. Every person Anton meets is a simple bastard. As Tatyana noted, they’re not stoned, they’re drunk.

The one who was called Kira, Can become the wife of a fakir. If you are called Lida, It is better not to harbor grudges. If you are called Alice, Your chosen one will be bald, If your name is Arina, Then you need a feather bed, If you are called Lera, You sing to the plywood, If your name is Tanya, Stop all the throwing, To the one who bears the name Lada, Bright lipstick suits. If your name is Marianna? You are more stubborn than a sheep.

Poems with children's names: Katya, Lesha, Dasha, Senya, etc.

Website “Mom can do anything!” collected short poems with children's names. All names can be easily replaced with others you need. These poems are convenient to use at matinees, class hours, graduation parties from kindergarten or elementary school.

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Like our Katya has long eyelashes. Katya braids bows into her hair. Katenka's voice is joyful and ringing. Everyone knows: Katenka is a nice girl!

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As an artist, our Dasha will draw you landscapes, still lifes and portraits. There is no better than our Dasha!

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Senya, Senechka, Semyon, Syoma, Syomushka, And you are beautiful and smart, the sun is clear. But it happens that sometimes the sun frowns. But sometimes, my dear, he suddenly becomes haggard. To help yourself as quickly as possible, drive away your sorrows, remember a better joke, smile - and everything will pass. Be healthy! Live lovingly. May God hear you!

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Vovochka plays football. Vova knows all the rules. Vladimir hits the ball, “Goal!” The match score is equal!

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About Shura - Alexandra - anyone will tell you that there is never dirt in their house. Protects from dirt, washes dishes to an unimaginable cleanliness Shurochka always! After all, Alexandra, Sashenka - you need to know this - are supposed to protect us by name!

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Sasha is a serious guy, so as not to waste time, he does everything quickly and runs quickly to play.

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I never feel bad when Lekha is with me. Lesh's defender, Alexey. He is known throughout Russia. Came from fairy tales, from epics. My friend Alekha, a giant. For everyone, he is like the light of the sun, He will save us all from evil and troubles!

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Tanya can dance. Anya says to Tatyana: “You, Tanyusha, dance like that - you’ll definitely be a champion!”

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Our Tanya is vocal, always singing songs. And what a hostess she is - she will tidy up all the toys!

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Anton appears at the school, And... everyone runs away from there, After all, he competes beautifully - Who is brave and just stays like that! They quickly filled their briefcases with the teacher’s journals: “Anton has arrived, let’s run quickly, we can’t defeat him!” After all, he competes in knowledge, and he succeeds!

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Annushka, Anyuta, Anya, ran to play with us. If you are Princess Anna, let’s play nicely together!”

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Vladik grew up quickly, he managed to learn everything. He strives for new knowledge. This will be useful at school.

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Maria has a toy - a doll, a faithful friend. Mashenka plays with her, Masha is never bored.

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Our Nastenka is smart and endowed with kindness. We believe that only “4” and “5” will fill out notebooks.

You will always find a way out of any situation, You love to fantasize, You will never get lost.

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Vasya drew a lot and dreamed of becoming an artist. But our Vasily did not think that he would sing beautifully.

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Stasik, you're a daredevil. You're great in everything. Feel free to go to school and learn science.

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Alina has a clear voice and is as slender as a spikelet. Loves to help adults And you couldn’t find a kinder person.

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Nastya loves to play pranks, play and talk. She also loves her name, which sounds like Anastasia.

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Kostya wants to become a doctor and he doesn’t care. He is not afraid of injections - He is very proud of this.

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Our Andrey loves to draw, loves to help adults. He has many talents. Let there be a bright road!

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Irishka has a kitten - Irochka loves him. He will go out to play with him in the yard, and will not leave him alone.

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Katya baked cookies - They are very tasty, And also a pie with jam - There is nothing left.

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The third day, the rain pours like buckets. And from the yard From the heavenly whim Lisa is sad, Lisa is bored. Lisa began to speak, began to whine and ask: “Our dear sky, I would like to run on the grass, I would like to play with friends, I would like to just take a walk!” The clouds heard Lisa and left. And it became much better for the birds, trees and people... We won’t forget to say thank you to Lisa? When someone asks for something, we call this request a prayer.

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Olezhka gave the bear to his friend Sasha. He just forgot to tell her that there is no more beautiful girl.

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You see - Yulenka! Curls - Lambs galloping through the meadows - White River. Look at the sun across the sea, How the wave runs, Like curls in the open air, Gently and cheerfully. Look, Yulenka, in the radiant mirror you will see, dear, golden curls! The hands are white, smooth, The eyes are small, narrow, And they shine like beads, The eyebrows are a black arc, You won’t find another one like that!

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Dima loves the sea very much, he will go there soon. He will splash on the waves, he will try to swim.

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Our Ivan is a guy! He won't disappear anywhere. Well, if necessary, he will lead you.

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Julia is learning to knit and embroider a little. Needlewoman Yulyasha, We are proud of our daughter!

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Lesha has no equal in the gym. We wish him victories, the best in counting, writing and getting “excellent”.

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Daria is in a new dress, Dasha likes the dress. Dashenka is spinning in her dress, she will dream about the ball today.

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On weekends, Igor goes with Vitya to the skating rink. They glide on skates - There are no happier guys.

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Nikita is the winner, Nikita is our hero, He easily copes with a mountain of candy, He easily copes with hot chocolate, fights with compotes and delicious marmalade. From these tests, your parents will tell you, Nikita will definitely emerge victorious!

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Natasha sang the song very smartly, very bravely! Nata likes to perform: sing and dance songs.

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Ilya is assertive in his aspirations and respected in his achievements; He approaches the matter thoroughly and works very diligently. Avoids noisy companies, Only a narrow circle prefers Friends whom he knows personally - He is accustomed to being among them.

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They call Pasha Pavel when they call him at school. Pasha is an excellent student. He knows the head teacher personally.

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If you're called Ilya, you can't go wrong in life. You will be strong and healthy, Always needed, always new, Because mom and dad, Grandma and Grandpa gave a strong and important name to the baby. Be proud of your name, Never get angry in vain, And then the Earth around you will be happy!

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Seryozha collects stamps. Knows a lot about each brand. Seryozha is proud of his stamps, he strives to collect all the stamps.

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Danilka is a good-natured boy, hospitable and welcoming, and even though he looks calm, a brave heart burns in him. Danil is fearless not just for show - Danil will not allow himself to be offended!

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Vadik loves chocolate - He is always happy about sweets. They only give sweets if he eats soup.

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We accompany Sasha to school and with all our hearts we wish that the lessons would be answered without hesitation, without difficulty, and the teacher even gasped and said: “Wow!”

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Sofia has a kitten, Sonechka is watching him. He is still just a child - he eats and sleeps more.

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Like our Veronica's cheeks are like sweet strawberries, her beady eyes are burning, they tell her to kiss her! Vera, Nika, Veronichka... What a name... as if a bird flapped its wings and flew away with a ringing sound. Veronica is our little flower, a ray of sunshine, a little dove!

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There is no more beautiful Agatha than ours! Agasha makes us all happy! Our baby is a gem, there is nothing better in the whole world! It’s impossible to look without squinting your eyes, like in a fairy tale, Because Agatha has our eyes brighter than all the diamonds!

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Our Roma is very polite, and he is smart and handsome. He is an example to other boys. Roma is a true gentleman!

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We adore Mishutka. Misha is truly wonderful! Misha loves to listen to fairy tales And eat porridge while listening to fairy tales. Maybe he will be a poet, Or a banker, or an astronaut. Still, he will be kind And respectful at the same time. He will always give us his hand!

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Nikita is a serious boy. not proud. Who to be? He has known this for a long time and firmly. He will become a firefighter when he grows up. Girls, he will save any of you!

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The ringleader was our Boris Balagur and comedian! Borenka loves the attention and respect of women's faces! We love meeting Borya, It’s easy for us to smile with him (We need to give a prize. Maybe he’ll be a prize-winner!)

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We have Polinka, Girl - picture. Friends with dance, friends with song - There is no more interesting girl!

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Ah, Sofia! Ah, soul! How good are you Sonya! Why, who will understand? People love Sofa so much?! Because she is a darling, a very kind girl! We love playing with her, playing with our Sonya! And as soon as Wisdom grows up, Sonechka will come. And while she is small, that’s why she’s cheerful.

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Blue skirt, ribbon in a braid. Who doesn't know Olenka? Everyone knows Olya. The girls will gather in a circle at the holiday. How Olenka sings here! Louder than all my friends!

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Like our Angelina has two snowflakes on her palm. I wanted to show everyone - Look, there are no snowflakes in sight! Who took the snowflakes from our Angelinka?

Poems – Your Name

The name of your Poems is Pain. The name of your Days is Yudol. The name of your Eyes is Purity. The name of your torment is Nakedness. The name of your Tears is Flowers. The name of your Hands is Shields. The name of your Nights is Emptiness. The name of your Saints is Beauty. The name of your Fetters is the Cross. The name of your Enemies is Forest. The name of your Debtors is Dogs. The name of your Tightness is Pins. The name of your Children is Night. The name of your Steps is Away. The name of your Golgothas is Mouths. The name of your Silence is Whips.

Poems – Men's Games

The maximum program is a victory, the minimum program is a shame. We have no other choice here, Life - or death among the wild mountains.

We are strangers here, every stone here can bring us death. An alien sky is here above us, The paths below it are dangerous.

The sounds here will cause an avalanche, Here the slopes are slippery near the rocks. My hands are shaking from tension, I lost count of the minutes.

For passion, and not for glory, We rush to the sky among the rocks. After all, he will not present the world with a reward for taking the top again.

Poems about names

And for some reason Nyura has other names: ANYA, ANNUSHKA, ANYUTA, and she is only one.

A squadron of ships is sailing, And ANDREY is in command of all the ships.

They are in an ordinary bath, floating like in the ocean.

B BELLA is busy all day long, everyone in the house can see it. BELLA spins until the night, Like a squirrel in a wheel. BELLA is in soap, BELLA is in dough, But things stand still.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Wake up quickly! BORKA sat down and began to sniffle: “I didn’t watch the cartoon!”

B - Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble! The river has run out of water! It was because of VALYA - VALYA was washed.

The spring breeze swirls, As if it has lost something. Just now he was dancing in the warm puddles with VOVKA. And now without VOVKA On this warm spring day, along with the wind on the rope, VOVKA’s pants are dancing.

There is nothing more beautiful than our GLASHA, Everyone praises its beauty: Everything that our GLASHA ate is all on GLASHA’s nose.

GRISHA has a bicycle, it’s a good one, no doubt about it. If he had also traveled, he would have been no worse than others.

D Is not afraid of DIMA Neither fire nor smoke: He wears a fire helmet and walks without fear.

I quarreled with my friend DUSYA forever: - I will never make peace with her again. Never, ever! I won’t hang out with her, maybe for a whole hundred minutes... Somehow she can’t sit at home, Somehow she’s not invited to visit...

E Grandma EVA goes out onto the street, and the poodle walks from grandma to the left. If the old lady were not EVA and the poodle would not be walking on the left. And if he walked on the right, then his grandmother’s name would be Klava.

On a July afternoon, the miller EREMEY comes out of the door. And his mustache and eyebrows turned white, as if from a snowstorm.

There is mowing going on around the village, AND EREMEY is like Santa Claus.

F - Eat for your mother, WIFE! And for dad, WIFE! And for your brother, WIFE! And a little for yourself!

- Every day is a hassle with you - Eat for me yourself!

- What happened, what happened? The dress suddenly became shorter, and the shoes and socks were too small and narrow! What is the reason? What's the secret? Who will answer this?

– It’s just that your JEANNA grew up unexpectedly.

Until sunset, Baba ZOYA walks behind the goat. -Where does the goat go? - Where are your eyes looking?

He took the ZACHAR coin and went to the market. Even though he returned home completely empty, he went there and back for free.

And for some reason, for a whole hour, Quietly in our room, Quietly, quietly in the corridor - It’s IRINA and I in a quarrel.

Tararam in our apartment - This is IRINA and I in the world.

ILYUSHKA is surprised: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me?” Yesterday I helped the old lady carry her suitcase home. – ILYA looks in the mirror: – Is it me or not me?

KATYA was ironing her dress - I couldn’t handle the iron. There is a black mark from the ironing: There is a hole, but there is no dress.

One KIRILL Jumped off the railing. And the second KIRILL Jumped off the railing. And the railing fell on the third KIRILL.

L LUDA, LYUDMILA She fed the cow her sweet, sweet chocolate. But there’s something wrong with the cow – it doesn’t give chocolate milk.

LENYA came out of the gate - Everything on him is the other way around: Topsy-turvy, Topsy-turvy, LENYA is just a great fellow - He finally got dressed himself!

M MARISHKA swept the floors, washes every corner, and doesn’t know that the mouse’s ceiling is leaking.

Uncle MISHA ate cakes and rolls on the stove, and during a break he ate dumplings and crumpets. Very soon Uncle MISHA was taken out through the roof.

N The girl NADI has lipstick on her lips. Now this lady is not a daughter, but a mother.

Your whole face, NIKITA, is covered with hemp. “I always,” said NIKITA, “tanned through a sieve.”

O A snow-white bun rolled onto the threshold. Is this our OLEG, or Bigfoot?

- Do you want some jam, OLECHKA? Cherries are simply delicious!

OLECHKA answers: “I don’t want one bit!” I don’t want it at all - Because I’ll eat it right away!

P POLY has a white dress, red curls. Like a friend in an open field, daisies are waiting for her.

Our grandmother has Two PETI. First - I woke up at dawn.

And the other - You need to get out of bed every time for a whole hour.

R ROMAN sewed up one pocket, ROMAN sewed up another pocket: After all, in his pockets Except the wind - Nothing!

– Why are you Brown, RIMMA? – I just arrived from Crimea! – Why are you Brown, RITA? - And I fell into a pig’s trough.

A bouquet walks along the path, And feet stomp under it: This is little SVETA Not visible because of the bouquet.

SASHA's fluffy pillow has a red tail and small ears. Now the pillow moves with its tail, now it sings songs for SASHA.

T A cat named TIMOFEY and the owner - TIMOFEY, sleep quietly before dinner on the sofa by the door. The clock on the wall is ticking, and the clock is striking twelve. - TIMOTHEY! - the hostess shouts. Both at once - right there.

- I took the flour myself, I made the dough myself, you are silent, don’t teach! I myself, myself, myself! I baked the cake myself, I invited the guests myself.

The guests stood up and said: “TANYA, eat it yourself!”

Ustin sits at the table and Ustinya next to him. They drink tea and look out the window. Probably fifty years old. It’s immediately obvious that they are not at all tired of this business.

F - Sing us a song, FROSYA! - They asked for a first-grader. – For mommy I am FROSYA, and for you – EUFROSYNE!

FEDYA, FILYA and FEDOT Guarded the garden. And the goats thanked Them for this for a whole year.

E - Where are the candies, ELLA, did you eat them yourself?

Only ELLA can give an answer. She doesn’t even try: Her teeth are stuck together from the sweets - her mouth won’t open.

The cat’s paw is bandaged, and the puppy’s paw is smeared with brilliant green: This was done by EDIC, the famous physician.

Yu In our house, every day, YULIA spins like a spinning top. YULIA, not knowing rest, Everything is spinning, like a clockwork clock. And in the evening - On the side, And silence.

YUROCHKA has two chickens, he raised them himself. The chickens follow YURA all the time. Even though Yurochka's hens have been around for many days now, They consider Yurochka their mother.

I A bone leg is knocking on the door - Baba Yaga is asking for the alphabet. They say to her: “You came uninvited!” The last place is occupied by YANA.

YANA answered: “I’ll make room!” I'm not at all afraid of this grandmother. Let's help the Old Lady - She is so lonely in the hut!

YAGA was surprised: “Although it’s strange, YANA is a very good girl!”

Grandson and grandfather are inseparable - Together they cook dinner, Together they make something, Together they go to the zoo. And the same Songs are sung together too. Grandson YASHA and Grandfather YAKOV are loved equally in the house.

Poems – Male Law

Let's bow to people in army uniform, without looking at the insignia! It is given to him by nature to comprehend the deep essence of the Male Law.

Every man is a warrior from birth and must fight to the death, but not everyone who is eighteen is worthy of becoming a real soldier.

Only those whose children’s cries echo in their souls like bells will be able to, at a minimum, become a commander, and at maximum, just a soldier.

Only those who were born with a soul without flaw will sacrifice everything for others, will not.

Funny poems of congratulations with the names of men on February 23

Very soon the date will appear on the calendar - February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day. On this holiday, it is customary to congratulate all men: grandfathers, fathers, husbands, sons and employees. In honor of the holiday, interesting events are organized. Women buy socks, deodorants, and other cute gifts to give men a pleasant surprise. You can please the representatives of the stronger sex with funny postcards, in which funny poems of congratulations with the names of men will be written.

Funny poems with names of men reveal the meaning and character of the bearer of the name.

Funny congratulation poems with the names of the men in front of you.

Since childhood, Sashka dreamed that he would be a general. Alexander everyone from abuse and human insults .
He is so brave and fearless and therefore important all the time. Alexey helps all people, With a smile, a kind word or a joke, He prevents boredom and melancholy And every minute with him is fun! Anatoly , like a sultan from the east, walks in the image of a wise god. He doesn’t even need to fight. He will kill the enemy with one glance. Courageous, brave, our glorious Andrey is not afraid of a mop and household chores. Wash the dishes Cook chicken soup The wife says: “What a man!” I am always ready to defend my homeland and therefore impeccably healthy. He is forever young and in good health. To be a warrior is Artem’s calling! Arkady is a foreign guy, So cultured and exemplary, Wherever he is, even behind enemy lines, He will never say swear words! Oh, what a man Arseny is ! It is immediately obvious that he is a military man. He is athletic, has an active disposition, and is a creative strategist! Anton actively enters the battle, he defends “his own” with his chest, Be it his homeland, or his home, Or a burger with cheese, cucumber. Outwardly Arthur is an obstinate man, but in his soul he is like a brat. Tender and tremulous like a bunny, Like an enchanted frog. To break Arthur's spell, you need to take him not with scolding, but with affection! Bogdan is a gift from God, His path is always straight. Yes, he is stubborn and witty, But he will not tolerate evil laughs. Studying sambo techniques. Flocks of enemies will scare everyone away. He is great in the fight for truth, He will show his tongue to difficulties, And in disputes you do not fight with him, After all, only our Boris . Among all kinds of men, the most active is Vadim . He knows all the jokes and anecdotes, He is the most diligent and fastest at work. Valentin is a romantic in life, He hovers among the world of dreams, With poems of love and despair, He will bring all his enemies to tears. Valery is strong and healthy, Doesn't reach into his pockets for a word, Any trouble is nothing, Valera goes ahead. Vasily looks like a royal son, the title and rank suit him. In case of war, he is ready to immediately, clearly, firmly give orders! Victor is an incomparable winner! Household affairs are the best fixer. He, with a small piece of plasticine, will fix the washing machine. Vitaly is full of life and different ideas! He loves his family, team and friends. So simple-minded and friendly, Every minute of life is comfortable with him. Vladimir considers himself smarter than everyone else. He teaches everyone with his wisdom. He is like a storehouse of great intelligence, he sits importantly on a chair like an owl. Vyacheslav is a wonderful guy, and he is a great employee. He will do everything to get noticed. Noble Gennady is like a knight! Only the young lady will appear. Gena opens the door for her and sets chairs for all the women. Gleb in a well-coordinated team . He is so smart and hardworking, everyone is so happy with him! Gleb is not a lazy person! Guess who usually makes everyone laugh out loud? Well, of course, our Georgy, aka Gosha, aka Zhora ! Guess who is gallant with the ladies like musketeers? Well, of course, our Georgy, aka Gosha, aka Zhora! Guess who is usually at work until the end of the day? Well, of course, our Georgy, aka Gosha, aka Zhora! Gregory is always vigilant and notices everything. Nothing escapes his gaze. Lies or truth - he will always find out, You will never deceive him. Daniel is not afraid And next to the lions He is brave, courageous, With any fighters. He has such a determined look, the enemy will burn from Daniel’s gaze. Denis is the god of jokes, joy and laughter, and a gloomy day is not a hindrance for Denis. He tells jokes so much that Petrosyan is resting on the sidelines. Dmitry is a hardworking man. He doesn't know the word "lazy". He will do quite a few things in a day: watch TV while lying on the sofa, take a bath, chase the cat away, make coffee, call someone... Look out the window tiredly at night and sleepily watch a movie until the morning. Evgeny is a family man and an example to everyone! Economical and simply “gentleman”. He will change all the light bulbs in the house, fasten the door handles tightly, fix the kettle, iron the faucet and iron the trousers, and cook a very tasty dinner! Egor focuses on sports and movement . He does exercises without laziness in the morning, and pumps up his muscles and does the plank. Politics is out of place, everything in the world doesn’t matter, But he counts how many proteins are in his side dish. Ivan is so famous in the fairy tale . His personality is bright and interesting. He can pretend to be a complete fool, Or a brave and smart king. Vanya is glorified as the song “Darkie”, Almost immediately: “Yes, this is our Russian Vanka!” Playful and brave in the fight for the girl, Igor sparkles with his charm. He will bring flowers and treat him to “noodles.” He leaves no chance for his rivals. They say Ilya does such things! He stirs up the water in the sea, tames the nightingales, The crows serve Ilya approximately... Yes, Ilya is an extraordinary guy! Kirill is like the sun, as soon as he enters, he will bring warmth and comfort with him. He is kind, good, his soul is a man, May happiness never leave him! Nice guy Konstantin ! There is only one like this in the world. Competent and artistic, and he is an excellent friend. For a picnic, in a cafe or in a bathhouse, He will keep you company. And if you ask to go on shift, Kostya is sick, unfortunately... Leonid is like a true son of a lion. Lenya has a wise head. Pompous appearance, imposing gait. He will disappear from work cleverly. He will find a wise answer to everything, whether he was at work or not. In society he is cheerful and talkative, In the midst of everyday affairs he is patient. But he picks up the “sickle and hammer”, On his face: suffering, torment, hunger... Our Lenya was not born to work! He has other concerns. Makar is always in a great mood. He is cheerful and looks blissful. Knows how to find happiness in simple things: In the smiles of loved ones, in warm, affectionate words. He greets every day like a holiday, Life is wonderful and he is a participant in it! Maxim is not called “the greatest” in vain. With Maxim, life turns into a holiday. He will make everyone laugh and, without a doubt, will lift everyone's bad mood. Simple and kind, like a Snowman, and he is used to helping those around him. Mark is like a Martian, different from people. And the guy always has a lot of ideas in his head. He rubbed the blackboard with soap at school, put buttons on chairs, and so, eloquently, he lied to all the teachers. Mark is already very mature, But he has not changed, There is not a drop of anger in him, He always sparkles with laughter. Like an eight-year-old boy, He comes up with a prank, And if they joke with him, He immediately gets into a fight. A great person – Matvey ! With him this world is kinder, brighter. He is polite to everyone in the yard, and at work he is an example. Women are ready to be friends with him, and give him warm words. Men may be a little angry, but still afraid of him! After all, there are evil devils there, probably, in such an approximate pool! Mikhail , like a brown bear, loves to sing songs loudly in the morning. He has a lot to do, You can hear stomping - Mishanya is coming. Sees the goal and knows no obstacles, Misha will win his happiness! for Nikita to overcome any setbacks, If a difficulty gets in the way, Nikita, well, at least cry... Nikita is like a midshipman, Fight against any adversity, Be the master of your own destiny, Make your own “weather.” Nikolai , like Vakula, conjures over his happiness. He is always persistent in business, happy with small joys. He’s looking for an ideal lady, He’s missing out on a bunch of ladies... The young ladies are zigzagging behind him and Kolya’s eyes are shooting. Nikolay doesn’t understand, the search for a sweetheart continues... Be wiser than Nikolay! Your happiness will suddenly fly away! Oleg considers himself noble and royal, and in a whisper he calls himself a prince. But the wife is unable to understand this, and asks to take out the trash with a bucket. Oleg will wait until the evening comes and then stride royally towards the container. Pavel is a name that means “small.” Only he is a big, remote guy. As a professor, he is literate and smart, but in sports games he is accurate and noisy. A sharp mind, a volcano of imagination, Pavel is not a “kid”, but a “giant”! Peter ’s character is like a hard stone, so he is more stubborn than all people. He will say, like a tailor, as if he is cutting, There is a huge hard core hidden in Peter. It was not for nothing that Emperor Peter was First, Petya cannot be last anywhere! He is so happy to help everyone. Wonderful guy Rinat . The door will also support the conversation. He is “reborn” for the necessary things. He will be a friendly company and will call his mother on Sunday. He will take the puppy to the hospital... As long as he doesn’t work. I’m not happy to work like that, Beautiful boy Rinat... Roman was born a romantic. Roma is gifted in life. No matter what business he does, He is where he needs to be. In his hands everything will be deftly put together, The “cuttlefish” will become a masterpiece. Ruslan can handle anything in life, as soon as he declares: “I want!” And life, like a waiter on a tray, presents him with any whims. His charm is a formidable weapon, His mistakes are forgiven and endured by everyone. Lucky Ruslan, he is lucky in life, There is no place for tar, only honey! Svyatoslav will definitely make a name for himself and glorify his name throughout his homeland. He is such a person, simple and skillful, Any business in his hands is successful. He does not know laziness, he is a warrior of labor, Without the Holy One he will never cope with everything! Semyon said - this is the law! Further questioning is prohibited. He is convinced of his truth, After all, he is so experienced and smart. Although everyone says with annoyance, “Eh, Semyon Semyonich...” Noble, tall, prettier than anyone. This, of course, is a man - Sergei . What eyelashes and daring bangs, even the girls in the area are jealous. They groan, gasp and cast glances, Seryozhka cheerfully reflects them all. Let feelings burn in a girl’s heart, Seryozhenka already loves. By myself. Stanislav always likes to live according to the rules. So that they feed him well in the morning, so that they cook borscht and porridge for lunch, and homemade noodles for dinner. And it doesn’t matter, even a mother, even a wife, But she must fulfill the regulations. And, for Stas there is only one law: he must sleep and lie down a lot. Stepan should be crowned, You don’t often see a guy like that! He has a whole bag of talents: He dances and sings like God. But women notice something else, how willingly he solves all matters. Styopa isn’t even afraid of a vacuum cleaner, and doesn’t see any threats from cleaning floors. He will quickly complete his homework, and will not be one iota proud. Timofey is calm, intelligent, and a reflective philosopher. Only he doesn’t like noise and annoying interrogations. Timosha's quiet, peaceful disposition will change in an instant, if someone around him behaves carelessly. Timur is a brave, active guy; he won’t shy away from other people’s problems. In an instant, he gathers all the necessary people, so that problems can be solved quickly. He is a leader in life, and everyone knows it. Timur leads any team! Fedor means “God’s gift,” but most likely it means “blow.” After all, such a tough character is not at all easy to withstand. Hot-tempered like a spark, friendship with Fedya is not easy! The medal should be given to everyone who bravely endures Fedin’s character. Our Feofan Guy is no layman! He doesn’t like going to work at all. He goes on “sick leave”, solves problems, And, hears about the “increase” in the bonus, People watch the “epiphany” Yuri is a name for a hero, For big, worthy deeds. To be worthy of an astronaut is Yuri's destiny. Or somehow the world will improve. Do something for the soul. Don’t throw the piece of paper into puddles, but put it in a container. Say hello to a neighbor, feed stray dogs, give up a seat to grandfather... Yuri is ready to do this! . A man with a name like Jan. But he is a simple and honest person. He will never let his colleagues down. Even though his character is a mystery, But he works like a horse! Ah, the girl, before and to this day, I like his strange name so much! Filled with vitality, With habits like a count, the dear Cheerful one always walks through life - Yaroslav !
He never gets bored, And no matter the fuss, Yarik does not lose heart, He brings positivity everywhere. So be so cheerful, Even in your declining years, That your positive grandfather charged everyone with new strength! Author: Oksana Panteleva-Edush especially for the site “Top, top, boot.” Copying is prohibited.

Poems - Have patience!

Are you often asked to do the impossible? From me, for example, every day No, no, nothing complicated. I’m not too lazy to work without sleep.

I’m durable, almost made of stone. I don’t even need rest at all. And I’m in a hurry, like a wounded man, while working on solving your problems.

Replaced leisure hours with work. Weekends - what does this word mean? I haven't seen my best friend for six months This new year has also begun

I ask you to have patience! I’m not a wizard yet and I can’t do everything, but as soon as time allows, then and there.

Here are examples of simple and funny poems about names

A name may well influence a person’s life. The fact is that different names are perceived differently by others. Any of the societies that exist today has its own history, language, religion and traditions. The fates of people who bear a name that corresponds to the area where they were born and where they spent their lives are favorable. After getting acquainted with funny poems, you should pay attention to the sonorous names played out in the poems.

If a child bears a name that is not traditional for the places where he was born, this may well have an adverse effect on his fate and significantly spoil his character.

Someone else's name is unusual to the ear. And the information that this name carries is alien to the culture of the people and unknown to its representatives. Unusual names are only a certain set of sounds that have no meaning for others, which cannot be said about names traditional for society.

Poems with names have a certain energy, and therefore are able to influence the birthday person. Poems with names help to emphasize your attention to the birthday person, as well as express your individuality.

Funny poems about names

Marina wants a tangerine, Marina wants a melon, For chocolate, for an orange, Marina will take out her soul. Marina often wants to eat Something that is not at home, I am ready to give her all this - I love this woman!

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So Alla grew up. I’ve been where I wanted, I’ve seen what I wanted, But that’s not enough. She became a beauty, Like a model from a magazine, She lost all the weight, And she still doesn’t have enough. And wise and strong, Like a bear, like a koala. Always full of plans - It’s never enough for her.

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Alexandra has a dream of drinking coffee under the oleander, She would like to go to Monte Carlo, She just needs to meet Karl.

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I would like a visa to Lisa's heart, I would fall all over there. It's closer to Simeiz, it's further than Nepal. You can’t buy a ticket there, If you don’t get through right away, There’s nothing more hopeless - There’s face control at the entrance.

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Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days, didn’t give him anything to drink or take him for a walk, the school director should come to them, he can’t get away from the dog alive!

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Anki can rob banks, They can drive a cart. They can build a house. They could cause a pogrom. They can chew granite. They can pretend. They can do it all. They can! But they don't want to.

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Natasha has a business. Natasha has a jeep. I'm gone. Neither stand up nor sit down. I'm stuck with Natasha. I have nothing. I'm a flawed guy. And my fate is one - To throw myself under a jeep.

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For a piece of “Napoleon” Alena will kiss you, In general, whoever is in love with her, Bring “Napoleon”.

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Children do not love Piggy as much as men love Ksyusha. More than getting to nirvana, men want Oksana. And Oksana is a wanderer. Few people like her. In general, she is strange. And she has only one love.

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Tanya collided with a tiger in the jungle... She returned to her grandmother in tiger skin.

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Victoria passed through here! This is her territory! If she's ahead, it's better not to go forward. If you come face to face with her, it's love! Or just a mess.

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Life is not going well for Lera without an eclair cake, How many gentlemen there were, At least someone bought eclairs.

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Mom gave her children a hatchet for Petya, an awl for Serezhenka, a crowbar for Mitenka, and a knife for Vassenka. The drunk neighbor no longer bothers them.

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Pour me some kefir, give me a piano. I’ll sing about the maiden Ira, And how she doesn’t feel sorry for me. I’ll conquer the Pamir ridge, and at the top I’ll go on a binge. I learned that the name Ira means peace and quiet. I'm a big supporter of peace! I'm a guy without flaws! What do you want, Maiden Ira? Eh... Give me the button accordion.

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Cover the clearing as soon as possible, Fry the kebabs as soon as possible, Yana will come to us today. To the clearing, guys!

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If you want to fall in love so that you immediately fall into euphoria, you need to look for a girl, and not just, but Maria!

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There is no light. Masha doesn't wave. Lyuba doesn't love. Katya doesn't roll.

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Oh Valeria, my friend, She can’t live without parsley, And this morning she can’t live without Peter.

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It's Galina's holiday today! It's Galina's name day! Let's congratulate Galka and glorify her name. Galya is silence, but the interpretation is incorrect. Have you met quiet Gals? Noisy, like a highway, And active, and nimble, Generous with imagination. And they are stubborn in business, And they are perky in company, If only in the mood... No mood - no fire. The picture will change abruptly, if suddenly Galina is not in the soul. But today is the name day, Everything is fine with Galina! Let's have a fun walk and celebrate your Angel Day. We won’t leave you without a gift - Accept the gift, Galka! Be cheerful, no other way, Your path in life will be successful!

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When I see Marinka, my heart is beating against my fly!

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Vlad is capricious, Can’t stand chocolate, Give her marmalade, So Vlad can cook it

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If you saw Sveta, then summer will come in your soul. If you met 10 Light, then your soul is completely warmed. If it’s 20, it’s better to run away - You can get heavily irradiated. If the Light is not less than a thousand, That's it. Hana. You are ashes.

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