How to prank your husband on April 1st: funny ways

April Fool's Day: history, features, traditions

When it comes to April 1st, most people immediately think of memories from the past: ridiculous stickers on their backs, chalk-smeared blackboards, hidden briefcases and much more.

All children, it seems to me, look forward to this day so they can make fun of one of their friends. But jokes are appropriate not only for children; adults can also indulge in simple pranks.

It is not known exactly where this holiday came from, since there are a large number of versions of its origin. The most popular of them is the following: until the 16th century, people celebrated the New Year on April 1, but later this tradition was changed, and the New Year was “moved” to January 1.

Of course, people did not manage to change their minds quickly, and many of them continued to give each other gifts for the first day of April. Later, the forgetfulness of some people led to people making fun of them, and as a result, April 1 became April Fool's Day or, as they also say, April Fool's Day.

Since then, people have been making fun of each other on this day, and at the end of each prank they say: “April 1st - don’t trust anyone!”

Many people and scientists believe that celebrating April 1st is a good idea, since laughter is known to prolong life and stimulate brain function. Therefore, joking is not only fun, but also useful.

Well, let's move on to the main question - how you can make fun of your significant other in order to have fun on April 1st.

Fun Prank: “Hard Choices”

This birthday joke is perfect for a holiday program. Explain to the birthday boy that he must choose the better of two beautiful girls. To do this, both beauties sit on a dummy bench. Pull two stools apart and cover the space with a blanket, creating the effect of a bench.

The girls sit down at the edges, and the birthday boy, making a difficult choice, sits between them. At this moment he fails, causing wild laughter from the guests. To enhance the effect, place a container of water under the blanket.

These are the kind of jokes you can use for unforgettable friendly congratulations. Choose a suitable prank to forever go down in the history of a person’s vivid memories.

Original article: https://www.nur.kz/leisure/entertainment/1662469-kak-razygrat-druga-na-den-rozhdeniya/

TOP 10 ways to funny prank your husband on April 1

I would like to present you with a list of the most successful and funniest jokes for April Fool's Day that are perfect for your spouse. They are all very harmless, so they are unlikely to cause any reaction other than sincere laughter.

Draw option	Description
Set all the clocks in the house to different (wrong) times.	This should be done in advance - at night, when your husband is sleeping peacefully. You can set all the clocks an hour later so that in the morning your spouse thinks that he overslept, or even set all the clocks to different times. Imagine how great his bewilderment will be in the morning. Just don’t forget to leave one clock untranslated, otherwise it might actually not be funny.
Change his phone settings	If you want to see even more bewilderment on your lover’s face, “work magic” on his phone at night: change the language, geolocation, rename mom to boss, and boss to mom. I guarantee it will be fun.
Advertise your spouse's car for sale	So that your husband has to answer incomprehensible questions about the sale of a car several times a day, place an ad the day before about its imaginary sale at a very favorable price. Your husband will clearly not be “in the know” and will laugh heartily when you expose yourself. The main thing is not to make such a joke when your husband has a serious meeting planned that day.
Tape his slippers to the floor	Do you want to laugh when your husband tries to leave the bed several dozen times in the morning, but cannot do it? Then in the evening glue his slippers with double-sided tape. Just make sure your lover doesn’t fall. By the way, this can be done with a computer mouse.
Color the soap with clear varnish	The ideal way to see the surprise on your spouse's face is to discreetly and pre-coat regular bath soap with clear nail polish. Your husband will try his best to soap him up, but, alas, it won’t work.
Fill your bathroom with balloons	If you know that your husband has a day off on April 1, organize a cute prank. The next night, fill the entire bathroom with balloons and let him try to wash himself.
Get yourself a temporary tattoo	If you have never wanted to get a tattoo and your husband is well aware of this, go and get yourself a henna tattoo. It won't last long - a week, maybe two. But your husband will be shocked when he sees a tattoo on half of your back.
Repark the car	To secretly rearrange your husband's car, you need to quietly take the keys while he is sleeping and do what you have planned. In the morning, surprise and slight panic are guaranteed.
Fill a toothpaste tube with cream	Do you want to pamper your betrothed with something sweet in the morning? Take a used toothpaste tube and fill it with cream. It will be funny and tasty at the same time.
Pretend to eat laundry detergent	In my opinion, the funniest joke. Take an empty laundry detergent packet and put something that resembles detergent in it, such as baby formula or even regular sugar. In the morning, enter the kitchen when your spouse is having breakfast, demonstratively take a spoon and begin to absorb the contents of the box. I assure you it will be very funny.

Have you found a suitable joke for yourself? If not, no problem. I have some more funny pranks for your spouse.

How to make a man want you

1. Make him anticipate

Not only men have an active role in relationships. The ability to create intensity of feelings is very important if you want to increase desire. Even if you are very close, there are several secrets to enhance the sensations in a couple.

It is a certain amount of tension that subsequently increases the satisfaction from your intimacy significantly. When you tease a man, you give space to the man's imagination, which in turn creates the desired intensity.

Immediate satisfaction of needs is also good, but constantly increasing tension in the right amount makes him want you even more. Let him watch you, painting a picture in his mind before he gets what he wants.

Try a change of scenery and leave the city for a few days. This will give you the opportunity to be apart for some time. At the same time, you can call each other and write messages to each other without the ability to touch each other.

Wear your favorite perfume

There is something captivating about women's perfumes that attracts many men. A seductive perfume can turn your head and remain in your memory for a long time. The most stimulating women's perfumes are those that contain vanilla and musk.

But even the process of applying perfume can be very seductive. Spray the perfume onto your wrist and then slowly and gently run your hand over your neck and chest. This action can be truly mesmerizing.

Send an unexpected message

Exchanging intimate messages is a great way to make a man look forward to meeting you. You can send him a few naughty messages in the middle of the day or afternoon, accompanied by relevant photos, to let him know what's really on your mind.

Whatever he is doing at this moment, it will be difficult for him to drive away thoughts of you. This creates sexual tension that he will want to release when he meets you.

Just remember that the message should seduce and hint, without unnecessary vulgarity.

Pay attention to him and give him compliments

Men are proud creatures, and the right approach to his ego can move mountains. There is no more powerful aphrodisiac than the attention you pay to a man.

Focus on what he says when you're together, respond to his jokes, and remember details he's shared before so he can see that you care.

Give compliments, especially on things that are important to him. Does he go to the gym? Talk about his physical fitness and ask about his activities. If he is a musician, ask him to play something or go to his concert.

There are many ways to flirt, but being genuinely interested in him is what really turns him on.

Touch it lightly

Teasing isn't just about wordplay or good-natured banter—touch is a powerful flirting weapon.

However, remember that before you bring things to physical contact, you need to achieve a certain level of emotional intimacy. Even if you are not yet ready to move on to bed, you need to make sure that the man has nothing against touching and physical contact.

Light tickling, pinching and whispering in the ear are great ways to help you test the waters. This way you demonstrate your playfulness with a hint of something more, without going too far or crossing a line that you are not yet ready to go beyond.

Make your body talk

Body language is very important in both everyday and more intimate relationships. Remember that most men primarily perceive information with their eyes. They read the signals you give them and rely on your gestures and facial expressions to understand how to act next.

A smile is the easiest way to show your interest to a man.

During a conversation, try to make sure that your body is directed in his direction, reduce the distance between you a little and tilt your head so that he understands that communicating with him gives you pleasure.

Try not to cross your arms or look around when he's talking to you. This signals a lack of interest and kills the desire to pursue a more serious relationship with you.

Maintain eye contact, maybe lightly bite your lips and occasionally touch his arm during conversation or lightly brush him when you walk by or reach for a drink.

Show a little bit at a time

Men are turned on by what they see. What they see can ignite their desire, and often it doesn't take much. Sometimes you don’t even need to dress in a revealing outfit to get him interested.

A slightly exposed shoulder can sometimes work wonders. By the way, this tactic is not new. Japan's famous geisha often left the back of their necks exposed to tease a man - some exposed skin promised a little more under a thick and heavy layer of clothing.

Tie your hair into a bun to show off your neck and shoulders, or bend your skirt slightly to show off some of your dainty legs.

Secretly tease him in front of people

For this game you need to have enough courage and confidence, and also know whether he is ready for this kind of flirting.

If a man knows you as a fairly modest girl, then he is unlikely to expect anything obscene from you. Taking him by surprise will definitely increase his desire.

For example, during dinner at a restaurant, start flirting by touching his leg under the table. Don't overdo it, it's still about teasing him. It should be a hint of what's to come, enough to turn up the heat, but within the bounds of decency.

Place your hand on his thigh and move closer to him in the elevator. There are many ways to tease a man with your body, but you need to make sure that the right opportunity arises.

An unexpected kiss

Come closer and kiss him quickly and passionately. Such an unexpected move will instantly increase his excitement, since he is not expecting it.

Imagine his face when, during lunch, you suddenly lean towards him and kiss him passionately, and then continue to calmly eat. Even if he has not thought about intimacy with you, now it will be extremely difficult for him to drive away this thought.

Take a long look at him

You can tell a lot more with your eyes than with words. Learn the art of the provocative look.

Look him in the eyes with confidence, and try to do this more often. There should be no request or uncertainty in your gaze. Look with approval and at the same time quite decisively.

Talk about what you're wearing

Men are quite receptive to messages that hint at closer communication. They are easily aroused by the various obscenities you say.

You can use this tactic with the clothes you wear. It is very seductive when beautiful lace lingerie peeks out from under a strict business suit.

You can also tell us over the phone what kind of underwear you are wearing today or, on the contrary, you forgot to wear. This will make him want more and when you are finally alone, you will be in for a fireworks display of emotions.

Accidentally drop something

Another way to tease a man, which is used by many representatives of the fairer sex, is to accidentally drop some object on the floor, and then bend over so that the man can enjoy all your delights.

You can use a pencil, a hairpin, lipstick, whatever. The main thing is to make it enticing and not look like you did it on purpose.

Be independent

It takes a lot more effort to impress an independent woman. Even if you had a mind-blowing night with a man, try to keep your cool and not act like you're crazy with happiness.

He will want to try even harder to please you. Constant attempts to conquer and try even more will bring a man closer to you.

Make him touch you

Touch is perhaps the most effective way to create desire in your man. If you don't want to seem too pushy, find a reason to get him to touch you.

For example, your back itches and you cannot reach this place with your hand, or you feel tension in your neck. If you're at the beach, ask him to put some cream on your back.

Play with your hands

You will need to use your imagination and pick up an object that is within reach.

If you are holding a glass of wine, slowly run your fingertips across the glass and slowly take a sip of the wine while looking into his eyes. Your hands and eyes should speak for themselves.

Believe me, any man will understand what you want to tell him.

Toss your hair back slightly

This method of flirting has been used since ancient times. Although some women do this subconsciously when they are next to the man they like, many are well aware of the effect they have on the stronger sex.

Beautiful hair really has a fascinating effect on men. Throw your hair back easily and effortlessly. At this moment, you don’t need to look the man in the eyes so that this action doesn’t look fake.

Play with your lips

Lips are considered one of the most attractive female features. When you're flirting, try lightly biting your bottom lip, licking your lips with your tongue, or wrapping your lips around a juice straw.

You shouldn’t put on a serious face or be too zealous. Everything should look natural.

Send him a photo

Men primarily perceive information visually, and you need to take this into account as often as possible. Send him some playful and racy photos throughout the day.

Not only will this be a surprise for him and show him that you trust him, but it will also make him want something more. By the end of the day, his impatience will reach such a point that it will be difficult for him to control himself.

Confess something to him

Remember that the most powerful stimulating factor is our imagination. A man cannot help but draw pictures in his head regarding the woman he likes.

You can talk about how you used to do something crazy bold or revealing (but not too revealing) to spark his curiosity and make him think about you.

Tell me what you want to do

Make sure that the message will come to him personally and will be hidden from prying eyes. Perhaps a revelation sent during working hours will be inappropriate.

Write to him what you would like him to do to you. The more detailed you describe what is happening, the better. You can even send him a voicemail, making sure that your message won't create an awkward situation.

What April Fool's Day pranks should you avoid?

Unfortunately, not all people have a sense of humor. Moreover, it is different for everyone. In order not to harm a person or make him angry out of the blue, I advise you to never use such pranks:

Do not call from a hospital or morgue asking to identify a close relative. These are very cruel jokes that can lead to the most tragic consequences.
Do not send SMS as if you were in an accident, the police or you were kidnapped. Such pranks can also end badly - in an attempt to help you as quickly as possible, your spouse himself may get into an accident.
Don't give your spouse a fake pregnancy test as a prank. Perhaps his reaction will not please you at all, or, on the contrary, he will be disappointed by the recognition that it was just a joke.

Naturally, you will not be able to predict how a person will react to your innocent joke, because he may simply not be in the mood. However, do not use jokes that are obviously too evil or dangerous. Why harm a person? In addition, never joke again with a person who has a bad heart.

Important: April jokes can cause surprise, tenderness or furious laughter. The main thing is that they do not cause anger, irritability or incredible jealousy. Otherwise, one ridiculous joke may end in divorce.

Is it even worth joking?

My advice to you is that if you are not at all sure whether your spouse will understand your joke correctly, do not take unnecessary risks. In all other cases, jokes have their pros and cons.

Advantages	Flaws
Jokes are laughter. And laughter is useful.	There is always a risk that the joke may not go over well.
Each April 1st draw is a fun memory that will stay with you for years to come.	If the prank fails, there is every chance of a quarrel or destruction of the relationship.

Is it possible to die from laughter: scientific explanation + examples

Mistakes you shouldn't make when teasing a man

Tease, but don't overdo it

Flirting should be fun for both of you. You need to make your intentions clear from the very beginning. If you are doing this just for your own amusement, then such a game may end in unpleasant consequences for both.

Know when to stop and do something else.

Don't make fun of shortcomings or touch on weak points

Each of us has physical or psychological disabilities that we would like to get rid of. Try to get to know each other better and never tease a man by mentioning his flaws or weaknesses. This will hurt his feelings and your relationship could end quickly.

How to prank your spouse on April 1, so as not to harm either him or your relationship?

If you really want to prank your husband, but you are unsure what kind of prank to take, use this simple step-by-step instructions.

Steps	Description
Step 1. Analyze whether your husband has a sense of humor.	If you don't have a sense of humor, don't be upset. Surely there are other good qualities. If your spouse is also a comedian, feel free to choose a joke.
Step 2: Study his temperament.	Knowing temperament when choosing a draw is very important. Don’t risk sending a true choleric SMS about the possibility of betrayal. Now, if the husband is sanguine, then yes, it’s possible.
Step 3. Remember his reaction to other jokes.	For example, what does he laugh at when he watches movies, particularly comedies? With a little thought, you will definitely find something that will make him smile.

3 ideas for a draw on April 1:

The funniest phrases - advances to guys via correspondence on the Internet

Do you like bad girls? I'm bad at everything: cooking, cleaning. Sex in general is a log. Will you take it?

I'm such a good girl. Well, education, you understand. But I don’t mind fooling around with you tonight...

Hello. I'm just clarifying. Are you coming to see me today?

I'm not drunk, sir! I'm simply blown away by your unearthly beauty!

Thoughts about you crowded out all the cockroaches in my head. Whoa-Whoa, what are you doing to me, boy?!

I'm a hot and sassy girl. Grilled chicken is just chicken compared to me. Intrigued?

For the sake of such a boy, I am ready to make any sacrifice. And even give up belyashi, shawarma and chips...

Are you as beautiful under clothes as you are in them? If yes, then I'll take it!

I'm so afraid of the dark... Will you keep watch by the bed this night so that I don't get kidnapped?

If my ex saw us together, he would understand what kind of girl he missed. Well, or I would become gay. You're too beautiful.

Write your Wi-Fi password. So that I can save it right away.

I don’t know what your name is, but I hope you don’t mind if I just call you “my”?

There are girls who are difficult to find, but easy to lose... But I’m not like that! Do you want me to be your personal Dobby?

Doesn't your dad need a daughter-in-law?

Can you send me a photo of your abs? I want to make sure that you are perfect everywhere.

Hello. I agree.

God, I fell in love with you at first sight. I hope I won’t fall out of love after the second one.

At first I just wanted to quietly like you without attracting attention, but then I couldn’t resist and wrote...

You're like Game of Thrones. It's impossible to tear yourself away from you!

Dumb but funny jokes with phrases - tackles

I am exactly the temptation that is worth succumbing to. So don't resist. It's useless.

I want to fall asleep on your “horse” every night. Is there any way to arrange this?

Or maybe this foreplay? This bouquet and candy flight? Let's just get married and that's it.

Do you know why I'm such a sucker? Because my parents are sellers of children's goods.

Do you like glamorous steals? I'm not like that, you know that!

You give me more than just butterflies in my stomach. It seems like the whole zoo has gathered in it.

I just got a call from the barn. They said that their most beautiful goat ran away. But I didn't give you away!

And all the fornicators in the world cannot stop the fire that torments me from within. Only you can do this.

Do you know why I'm such a sucker? Because my parents are pharmacists.

I'm a very dear girl. I only prefer restaurants. Exclusively such as McDonald's.

Dance, amigo! I came down to you.

Do you know why my buns are like this? Because my parents are bakers.

Let's choose one thing: either I marry you, or you marry me.

Hello, I'm your Jack Pot. Write down my phone number/address.

A white horse just ran past here. Not yours?