A wedding is one of the most important days in life. Therefore, the bride and groom want everything to go perfectly; this is a completely natural desire. But it is impossible to implement it without careful preliminary preparation. An integral part of it is detailed conversations with the presenter and photographer. Agree, it is better to discuss everything in advance, and not in the pre-wedding rush of the last days. A lot depends on what questions you ask and what answers you receive, and first of all, whether you really get the wedding you dreamed of, or whether everything will go “as it turned out.”
Dating engine
At weddings, it sometimes happens that some guests do not know each other. To correct this situation, the toastmaster can hold such a competition at the very beginning. The driver comes out first - a friend - he calls his name and passion for life, and then he goes around the hall, attaches the next carriage to himself, that is, any of the guests, who in turn says his name, relationship with the bride or groom and passion for life, for example, I am Uncle Kolya, the uncle of a beautiful bride, an avid fisherman, and so on until the whole train is assembled. This way all guests will be able to meet and get to know each other better.
Very funny wedding jokes that will make you cry
It was not very good form when introducing guests at a wedding to ask: “Are you from the victim’s side?”
Grandfather and grandson attend a wedding at the registry office: - Grandfather, what does the groom sign? — The act of unconditional surrender, granddaughters. I love weddings! The bride pretends to be a virgin, the groom pretends to have found the one and only, and the parents on both sides pretend to like each other. Only some guests are sincere - they came to eat and eat! Two friends met: “I’m getting married soon.” - Do you marry for love or for convenience? - Don't know. My fiancee's father said that I would marry anyway. At a wedding, one man gets up from the table and punches his neighbor in the ear! - For what?! - A wedding is a wedding, but someone needs to start it! Announcement: Selling a wedding dress. Happy! I got married in it five times and always successfully! - Uhhhh... and we had a great time yesterday! Whose birthday was it? How's the wedding. Like mine. — I was recently at a wedding here! - What's wrong with your face? - They broke it for luck...
– Yesterday I confessed to my bride all my sins! - So what? – It didn’t help, the wedding is in three weeks.
- Natasha, eat a piece of cake. - Thank you, Yura, I don’t want to. - Well, eat it. Delicious! - No thanks. I don't eat after six. - Natasha, please. - Yura, I don’t like sweets at all. - Eat the cake, fool. There's a ring there, I want to marry you! - My fiancée is a complete fool. Three days before the wedding, I accidentally left her a phone with an unlocked notebook containing the numbers of a whole bunch of girls, and she didn’t even make a fuss, let alone a scandal. - How much do you earn? - Three million dollars a month. - No, she’s not stupid. - So, young man, have you decided to marry my daughter? - Yes! - Can you support your family? - Well, I think I can! -Have you thought well? After all, there are six of us! Do you agree to collect his socks around the apartment, meet him drunk in the middle of the night on Friday, let him go fishing overnight, watch football with him, tolerate his friends and take out all the household chores? Do you agree to give her your entire salary, remember all the dates, regularly give her flowers and gifts, love your mother-in-law, don’t drink, don’t go out and fulfill your marital duty every day? - So you have to ask! And then, - 'in sorrow, joy...', muttering all sorts of crap... The matchmakers come into the hut and say: - You have goods, we have a merchant! Our groom doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, and doesn't play around with girls! The voice of the old woman from the stove: “Isn’t he a fool?”
For any bride, it is important who her chosen one is, what she looks like, what kind of dress she has, how the wedding is organized, the table is set, how much money is spent on all this. But the most important thing is that your friends die of envy.
At a Georgian wedding, one to the other: “I’ve been to many weddings, but I’ve never seen such a bride—I don’t understand at all whether she’s a woman or a man.” - Hey, shut up completely, otherwise I’ll stab you here - this is my daughter. - Sorry, my dear. I didn't know you were this beauty's father. - Fuck you - I'm her mother. — How well you turned out in your wedding photos! - Still would! The bride's makeup alone cost 500 bucks. - How much did yours cost? - I just washed my hair. Two friends meet. - Listen, how did you get such a healthy black eye? - Yes, yesterday I met a friend who returned from his honeymoon... - Well, so what? - Yes, I introduced them.
Large and small
When all the guests have danced and eaten, when you just want to relax a little, the host can hold a fairly simple but interesting competition in which the guests do not need to jump, run, and so on. The presenter announces that in this competition there will be 2 winners from the audience: the one who has the largest bill and the smallest one. And as prizes you can choose, for example, a bottle of mineral water for the owner of a large bill, so that he cools down a little and slows down the pace of work, because you won’t earn all the money, and a toy shovel for the owner of a small bill, so that he, on the contrary, increases the pace of work and can shovel money.
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Wedding competitions are needed to relieve tension that may arise between unfamiliar guests and to create a relaxed atmosphere. After all, guests come to a wedding not only to enjoy the delicious dishes of the wedding table, but also to have a lot of fun and share with the newlyweds the most joyful day of their married life together.
The bride and groom are rightfully considered the main persons of the wedding celebration, and that is why the competition for the bride and groom at the wedding can be called the most interesting points of the festive scenario.
Scenario with competitions
Marriage Registration Day is rightfully considered the biggest celebration of a young family.
The wedding format has a wide range: from a modest student party to a grandiose large-scale celebration. It all depends on the wishes of the bride and groom, national traditions and, of course, financial capabilities. Without exception, all newlyweds dream that their wedding will be a real joyful festive event, filled with fun, laughter, jokes, songs, interesting competitions, and dancing.
To do this, even during the preparation of the wedding, it is necessary to draw up an interesting scenario according to which the wedding host will be able to competently and cheerfully conduct the event, observing the customs and traditions of everyone.
According to modern style, a wedding can be divided into several parts:
- The beginning of the wedding. The wedding celebration begins with a formal part. Young spouses at the festive wedding table accept congratulations and gifts from all participants in the wedding celebration.
- Main part. During the second part, a fun entertainment program is held, filled with numerous fun competitions, funny competitions, and playful theatrical scenes with the participation of the newlyweds and wedding guests. There are also fun singing competitions and, of course, lively dancing.
- The final part. In the final part, romantic wedding rituals are carried out: lighting the candles of the hearth, a sand ceremony, tying a scarf, throwing the wedding bouquet by the bride and other interesting rituals. At the end of the wedding, guests are offered a delicious dessert - a wedding cake.
If you are planning a wedding with a large number of young people who are not interested in boring old traditions and want to have a lot of fun, you can offer one of the options for an interesting scenario with the participation of a host or toastmaster.
The wedding begins with the words of the toastmaster: “Attention, our dear guests! Now we will see an amazing and beautiful couple - our beautiful bride and groom are approaching us. Let’s greet our newlyweds with thunderous applause!”
The bride and groom approach the toastmaster and stand in the center of the wedding hall. The toastmaster continues: “Good afternoon (says the names of the bride and groom)! Let's start your wedding celebration. Please accept our congratulations on the occasion of entering into a legal marriage.
Congratulations on the birth of a new young family (says the surname of the young spouses)!”
The presenter recites the following short congratulatory poem:
“Our dear newlyweds! Let's now come to our nearest and dearest - your parents. In the hands of your mothers you see a symbol of well-being - ruddy and fluffy wedding bread, a symbol of your home well-being and prosperity. I invite the bride and groom to go to their parents and break off a piece of the wedding loaf for themselves.”
The newlyweds come up and break off a piece of bread from the sides.
Notice how carefully they feed each other, they don’t want to be hungry!” There is friendly laughter in the hall. The toastmaster invites guests to go to the wedding hall and take their seats at the wedding table. While the guests are seated, the host says the words: “Dear guests! Please don’t be shy, today we will have fun, try delicious treats and raise toasts in honor of the most wonderful couple.
I suggest gentlemen to court beautiful ladies so that glasses and plates are not empty.”
The wedding party fills their glasses. The words of the presenter are heard:
“Dear (name of the groom, name of the bride)! What a joy to see a happy couple in love! Everyone knows that the greatest happiness in life is the confidence in mutual love!
Our newlyweds have such great happiness. It is to this happiness that we raise our glasses.
Our first toast is to our beautiful newlyweds, to your happy family life!”
While the participants at the wedding table are tasting the festive dishes, the toastmaster invites the guests to meet each other, congratulate the newlyweds and give them gifts.
The host approaches each of the guests, introduces himself and offers a microphone for congratulations.
After congratulations and presenting gifts, the toastmaster suggests holding a quiz about the newlyweds: “Dear bride and groom! Now we will conduct a quiz among the guests on knowledge of the history of your acquaintance. Guests must answer questions, and young people are asked not to suggest the correct answers.
- The first prize is a kiss from our beautiful bride. Question for the audience - who is the bride according to the horoscope? “Answer: Taurus.
- The second prize - a strong man's handshake from the groom - will be received by the one who answers the question: what sport does (groom's name) prefer? Answer: sambo.
- The third prize is a kiss from our bride. Question for guests: what are the bride’s favorite flowers? Answer: roses.
- The fourth prize is a triple kiss from our groom. What is the groom's favorite sport at today's wedding? Answer: A unique opportunity to have a drink with our bride for brotherhood.
- The fifth prize for the bride and groom is the opportunity to give each other a hot kiss if they give the correct answers to the following questions: Question to our bride: What dish does the groom like best? Question to the groom: What long-running TV series (bride's name) has been watching since childhood and can never watch to the end?
After completing the comic quiz, the host offers to refill the glasses and taste the festive treat. After some time, the presenter announces a competition about parents.
“Today the bride and groom have a new status: “Husband and Wife.” In connection with this joyful event, changes also affected their parents. We invite fathers and mothers of newlyweds to learn their new statuses.”
Addresses the groom’s mother: “Our dear mother, you are no longer just a lady, but the mother of a wonderful bride. Our ideal one will never frown... (the guests continue in unison - mother-in-law! ").
The following words are an appeal to the mother of the bride: “Now you have a new son - your wonderful wonderful son-in-law! Be simpler with your son-in-law, as you should be... (mother-in-law!)"
The toastmaster proposes a toast to the parents of the bride and groom: “I propose a toast to the closest people - to the parents. It was these people who surrounded you, young people, with their selfless love and care, and were your faithful support and support. Let's raise a glass in their honor and thank them for raising such wonderful children, our groom (name) and bride (name)!”
The clink of glasses sounds. After the snack, it’s time for active, fun competitions.
The toastmaster proposes holding a dance competition with the following words: “I invite all wedding participants to the dance floor so that our couple in love can undergo pleasant training in our “Kissing Academy.”
- The first lesson is “The Royal Kiss”. We invite the bride to sit on an imaginary throne (offers a decorated chair). Here she is – our queen! The groom is her subject who must kiss the hand of his queen.” (The groom must get down on one knee and kiss the bride’s hand) The toastmaster invites the guests to give the newlyweds a grade for the first lesson with applause.
- The second lesson is “Caucasian”. The presenter asks the groom to imagine himself as a horseman standing on one mountain (places a chair in front of him). Dzhigit shouts to his bride: “I love you!” Mountain Echo (the groom's witness) repeats this phrase. The bride at the foot of the mountain (chair) shouts in response “I love you!” The witness, like an echo, repeats this phrase to the witness and he passes it on to the groom. In conclusion, the groom and witness perform a fiery lezginka. The groom goes to the bride and kisses her.
- The third lesson is “Cossack”. The bride is a beautiful farmer, and the groom is a Cossack. He gallops into the farmstead, sitting astride a dashing horse (witness), circles his bride three times and kisses her as he goes.
- The fourth lesson is “Graduation” or “Wedding Kiss”. The guests stand in a circle, with the newlyweds in the center. The guests chant “Bitter!”, the bride and groom kiss, and the guests count how long their kiss lasts.
After this competition, the host announces the first dance of the newlyweds, which begins the dance program with the participation of all wedding participants.
When the guests get a little tired of fast dancing, the host suggests holding the popular competition “Guess the gender of the future first-born of the young people.”
The toastmaster announces: “We all know that a happy young family is a family with small children. Dear friends, let's all make magic together and order the young spouses their first child - a daughter or son. I invite witnesses to be bankers and offer them bags to collect money for the baby.
Whoever collects the most money in his bag will have a baby of that gender in the family.”
While the money is being collected and counted, the host asks funny questions, and the guests quickly answer:
“I suggest our bankers announce the results! Witnesses, please state the amounts collected. Now you can make a statement: in the family (names the common surname of the young) the first to be born (names the gender of the child). I propose the following toast to the health of the firstborn.
Scenario without competitions and traditions
When thinking about the format of a wedding, modern brides and grooms often think about giving their main holiday event a special personality and holding a wedding in their own specific style without competitions or observing ancient traditions.
Typical scenarios consist of numerous competitions in which the toastmaster has to persuade wedding guests to participate. Modern youth are perplexed by competitions to move an apple between their legs or kiss different parts of their neighbor’s body.
In order to hold an interesting and spectacular wedding without competitions and without observing outdated ancient rituals, it is important to correctly draw up the script for the wedding event in advance.
The following order of the wedding celebration is proposed:
- Each of the future spouses, with the help of close friends, prepares for the wedding in their home.
- The groom and his close friends go to meet the bride at her house. When meeting the bride, the groom brings a wedding bouquet and words of love as a gift.
- Light snacks and drinks are offered to guests at the bride's home. The first photo session is underway.
- The bride and groom with close friends, witnesses and parents go to the place of registration of the marriage. An outdoor ceremony is considered a wonderful alternative to the usual ceremony in the official registry office.
- At the end of the ceremony, the newlyweds go for a walk and a photo shoot.
- After the walk, the newlyweds arrive at the place where the wedding banquet will take place. Guests and relatives form a living corridor through which the newlyweds enter the hall. Along the way, the newlyweds are showered with fragrant petals of multi-colored roses and greeted with words of congratulations.
- There are congratulations from parents.
The bride and groom and invited guests enter the wedding hall, filled with the sounds of wedding melodies, and take their places at the festive wedding tables.
The toastmaster pronounces the following congratulatory words:
A beautiful song on a wedding theme plays in the background music. The participants of the celebration begin the wedding banquet.
Some time later, after the guests have had a bite to eat, the host invites them to congratulate the young spouses and give them wedding gifts:
“Let's congratulate our newlyweds (name of the bride and groom) on the most solemn birthday of the new family - Happy Wedding Day! Today our closest friends and parents have gathered here and offer you their congratulations with all their hearts.”
The host approaches each wedding participant in turn and gives the floor for wishes.
After congratulations, the toastmaster extends an invitation to fill the glasses and continue the festive meal.
- The toastmaster announces the start of the entertainment program: “Today real magicians came to congratulate our newlyweds, who will be happy to entertain our guests with their wonderful and even magical performances.”
- After the performance of professional artists, the toastmaster invites professional dancers to conduct dance master classes with the subsequent involvement of guests in their dance program.
- Those who want to take photos go to a decorated photo zone for filming.
- The toastmaster announces the dance of the newlyweds: “We invite our dear newlyweds to their first wedding waltz. Now they are no longer the bride and groom, but husband and wife. Now our wonderful couple will spin in a slow waltz dance, and let the wonderful sounds of music envelop them with their magic blanket! And we will be happy to admire the happy couple in love!”
- The sounds of the waltz are replaced by rhythmic fast music, the wedding participants join the newlyweds and a kind of wedding flash mob begins.
- The wedding ends with the cutting of the wedding cake. The presenter says the words:
The wedding celebration ends with a fire show or a touching ceremony of launching Chinese lanterns into the sky with a lit candle inside.
This video will tell you how to create a wedding script:
This is how you can hold an interesting wedding celebration in a new way, without observing established traditional rituals and competitions. The modern entertainment industry and their own creative approach allow couples to turn their wedding into a truly exciting spectacle.
Charity dances
They choose 2-3 couples who will have to prove themselves in dancing. For the competition, the presenter prepares songs and melodies in styles such as rock and roll, hopak, lezginka, pop, striptease, waltz, samba, and so on. Each of the couples in turn is invited to the dance floor. For each couple, you must also choose one person from the audience who will collect money from the guests in a hat. So, the host turns on the music, the couple dances, and one of the guests collects money, each couple must dance at least 3-5 excerpts from different genres. In the end, the couple who collects the most money wins. And the collected funds go to the budget of the newly-made family.
The house where the newlyweds will live
The toastmaster declares that a house needs to be built. He has blanks, that is, a base, roof, doors, windows, pipe, and so on cut out of colored paper. To win one detail, guests must complete a certain task, for example, we dance the dance of little ducklings and get the base of the house, which we attach with a magnet to the easel. Next, we sing a funny song in chorus and get a roof, show a “star” figure (that is, all the guests should become in the shape of a star) and get a window, make a rainbow of guests (that is, the participants with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and violet color of clothing or its element) and we get doors. This way, guests will be able to build a new home for the newly-made family.
Jokes about life after marriage
Before the wedding, the groom often called the bride a mouse or a bird. But then, with each year of marriage, the animals became larger and larger...
But remember, after the wedding, all her “oh, you’re so funny” will turn into “don’t embarrass me in public, clown.” Before the wedding, do not show the groom to his beautiful girlfriends. But after the wedding, even the ugly ones are dangerous. The most expensive preparation for a fight is the wedding. Phone call: - Vasya, hello, I haven’t heard from you for a long time! How do you like life after marriage? - I have never been so happy! - Is she nearby? - I am very glad! - Hold on, bro... Husband to wife: - Darling, have you blocked our computer? - Yes. - And what is the password? - Our wedding date. - Damn... - Before our wedding, you constantly told me that I was “sunshine” for you, and now every evening you disappear in a beer bar. - Well, what's wrong with that? From the sun - heat. The heat makes you thirsty.
