A wedding banquet is not only a luxurious feast, congratulations, presenting gifts to the newlyweds with wishes for a long and happy family life, but also fun competitions, quizzes and other entertainment . Guests at the holiday should not be bored, and a professional toastmaster will do everything to make the evening memorable for a long time. Often, a mandatory element of the entertainment program for the newlyweds and their guests are riddles, quizzes, questions for the bride and groom to know each other, and short intellectual games on relevant topics. In such cases, nothing abstruse is invented - you should remember that a lot of strong drinks are consumed at weddings: everything should be simple, but funny and bright.
Photos of an interesting and fun wedding
Funny wedding riddles for guests are not just an effective way to entertain guests, but also the best way to defuse the situation and liberate those present, especially if they know each other little or not at all. Cool wedding riddles with answers can also be found on the Internet - on wedding-related websites there are a lot of templates that can be easily modified for a specific occasion. It’s good if among those preparing the script for the holiday there are people with a good sense of humor - then coming up with your own options, for example, funny questions at a wedding about the bride and groom or humorous riddles, will not be particularly difficult, and it will look stylish and individual.
Quizzes, riddles, and funny questions allow you to involve all guests without exception in the entertainment, no matter how large the wedding.
An option for various wedding quizzes could be riddles about a wedding photo album or a wedding game “What? Where? When?" with questions for the groom like “what was the bride wearing on the first date”, for guests - “where the newlyweds first saw each other” or “when did they meet”. You just need to show a little imagination, come up with questions with a twist so that they don’t seem too banal and insipid.
When composing questions for quizzes and comic riddles or puzzles, you should be careful : let neither the questions nor the answers offend anyone, do not look ambiguous or vulgar. Whatever is invented, even questions about that same mother-in-law or a riddle about a father-in-law or father-in-law for a wedding, their purpose is in good-natured laughter, sincere smiles, respect for those present and creating a dynamic atmosphere of celebration.
Photo wedding quiz with funny questions
Wedding riddles for bride price
Funny wedding riddles for the groom do not have to be related to his beloved. It will be more fun if, during the ransom, the young man has to use his ingenuity and show that he is able to find a solution in any situation.
Bridesmaids can read such riddles. The correct answer will bring the groom closer to his betrothed:
Deviation from the classic template will make the buyout more interesting. Anecdotes, jokes and unusual riddles should be diluted with simple questions about the color of the bride’s eyes, mother’s birthday, etc.
Gifts for other participants of the celebration
At a wedding, it is customary to give gifts not only to the newlyweds, but also to their parents. Of course, these should be just frivolous gifts that can amuse both the recipient and the guests.
For example, you can present your mother-in-law with souvenir rose-colored glasses so that they can see their newly acquired daughter-in-law and son-in-law only from the best side. You can present your father-in-law and father-in-law with a dustpan and a broom so that they can “rakes in money” not only for themselves, but also for the young family.
You can also prepare comic gifts for guests. For example, these could be cans of beer with the “Hangover” label stuck on them. Or you can give each guest a small mirror with the inscription that this is a portrait of the nicest person.
Using a home computer and a printer, you can make comic “Guest Diplomas” in which the newlyweds can express their gratitude to those who came to share the joy of the holiday with them.
Riddles with a trick
Another category is funny wedding riddles with a trick. Without knowing the correct answer, it is not easy to guess them. But the time will be fun while the guests name their options.
Funny wedding riddles with answers:
If there are a lot of children at the wedding, the toastmaster or witness can hold an interesting competition for them. For example, read short poems about animals.
The trick is that the correct answer will not rhyme, which will confuse and at the same time amuse the children:
There are many riddles for children's quizzes on the Internet. If you have a good imagination, you can come up with similar poems yourself.
Cool congratulations in verse
A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize fun games, competitions and sweepstakes, and stage funny skits. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.
Such cool wedding congratulations with gifts will add some life to your wedding scenario. And you can end the speech with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses: - Well, that’s all, the gifts have been presented, Let’s go back to the table, perhaps. But in the end, let’s shout bitterly: We want to see the kiss of love!
Congratulations on the wedding with riddles
Z A G A D K I from the magazine “MURZILKA”. I Z B R A N N O E.
Eyeliner: Wishes flow like a mountain river. It was as if grace had descended from heaven. With a little effort. Try to guess them.
Everyone says: she is the salvation of the world. It is heard in the sound of the lyre. She is visible in a beautiful flower, in the radiance of stars and in the clear sun. What are we talking about? Did you know? We wish you pure... (beauty).
We want you to be able to go to the Cote d'Azur every summer and live happily at the same time. Let there always be enough... (money).
After all, everyone has long understood that it’s always more fun with them. Let more reliable... (friends) surround you in life.
He breaks all barriers, He can turn heads, But they give him rewards, If he manages to earn it. May collective work bring recognition to everyone. And again, starting something, Let it visit you... (success).
She is so insidious and catches you in the net every time. Tearing our hearts to pieces, pushing us to heroic deeds. When she plays hide and seek with you, she starts to catch her. We wanted to wish you Big and fiery...(love).
Everyone understands it in their own way. It is like a bird in your hands. Sometimes it knocks on doors, sometimes it hovers somewhere in the clouds. Women have one thing, men have another. But after troubles and bad weather, may you encounter great things in life. Incomparable...(happiness).
Overcoming adversity is difficult, but nevertheless possible. We cannot live without interference. But more often let yours sound... (laughter).
She is called a cell of society, and we need her as a support in life. It is created from two lovers' hearts. Mutual understanding is strong. Although there are difficult moments, But still, as long as the Earth turns, Let our love not disappear And be strong, united... (family).
It’s not worth warming it in your hands; it will set you up to rest; cucumber and herring will set you up for it, - Let it flow like a river. VODKA!
works wonders with people, amuses, invigorates, intoxicates all talents, reveals her, there is never too much
She is always caring And it’s so important for grandchildren Make your face simpler If she’s coming to visit.. MOTHER-IN-LAW!
When your wallet is empty, go straight home. It will be poured for your father-in-law, We know who, of course. SON-IN-LAW! This word can greatly make you laugh or scare you. Let him not become a victim of his mother-in-law, Her glorious, dear one. SON-IN-LAW!
What time is it at the table? Is it time to start dancing? Start your organ, the guests ask. MUSICIAN!
How you had fun today, How you passed out later, Do you want to remember? Well, friends, it will help. PHOTO!
The bride and groom are happy together They shouted “bitterly” two hundred times today. It won’t be long before the bed embraces them. There will be money at night. CONSIDER (WHAT WILL THEY BE CONSIDERING THIS NIGHT
When champagne shoots, it sometimes drenches guests. At that moment, the thief dives under the table and takes off the bride’s shoe. FILMING!
What does a girl wear once in her life? The wind blows and it takes off like a white cloud. The poems glorify tenderness and beauty. The bride's head is white. VEIL.
Or maybe a fresher option?
The shoes need to be bought back, It’s time to gather the spectators And now, as you noticed, Everything will be returned for us.. WITNESSES (the shoes will be returned in an instant.), well, etc.
Unmarried girls are invited closer to night. Where the bride throws something they need. What exactly? Tell me the answer! A wedding dress flies to the feet of the girls. BOUQUET!
Who talks the most at a wedding? He doesn't sit still for a minute. He holds competitions, sometimes awards prizes, toasts, and invites you for a drink. At a wedding, only one person always does this. It's called. Toastmaster
He says more than anyone else. He doesn’t sit for a minute, he often invites everyone to have a drink, and yet he doesn’t drink himself... Toastmaster
A comic gift as an addition to the main one
You can give funny wedding gifts to newlyweds as an addition to the main gift. For example, in addition to the traditional envelope with money, you can give your young wife a rolling pin with the engraved inscription “The best remedy for mistresses”, and present the groom with “hedgehog mittens” so that he keeps his wife strict (you can make such mittens yourself by gluing pushpins on ordinary mittens ).
In addition to a beautiful set, you can give disposable plastic plates and glasses with the wish that during quarrels, not to break porcelain plates, but to throw plastic ones on the floor.
A fun addition to a cash gift would be a “money shovel.” It’s quite simple to make: you need to take a regular plastic children’s scoop and cover it with coins; you can take coins from different countries.
When choosing prank gifts, you need to try to select items “with meaning.” For example, you can complement a regular gift for newlyweds by presenting a bar of soap or “beads” collected from toilet paper rolls to make the relationship clean and bright.
As an addition to the main gift, you can give a souvenir key, designating it as “the key to family happiness” and instructing you to keep this souvenir at least until the golden wedding.
An interesting option for a gift from friends could be a laptop with photographs of the newlyweds used as a screensaver. If you wish, you can create a family website that will contain information about the newlyweds’ relationship: acquaintance, first date, first kiss, first vacation together, etc. The gift may accompany the desire to continue to keep a “chronicle” of the family, marking all important events and dates. You can add a “Wedding Congratulations” section to the website, in which all interested guests can leave their wishes to the newlyweds.
If you want to scare the newlyweds and guests a little, then you can do the following. Go out, holding a sealed box in your hands, congratulate the newlyweds, informing them that they are being presented with a beautiful service. Then you need to pretend that, while trying to hand over the box, you drop it on the floor, while the sound of broken dishes is heard. Of course, the box should not contain a gift; it is filled with old dishes that you don’t mind breaking. And the real gift will need to be presented later, after the guests and newlyweds have had time to be a little upset about the spoiled gift. This kind of prank can be done not only with dishes, but also with objects that could theoretically break, for example, a TV.
Wedding riddles
It’s not worth warming it in your hands. She’ll set it to rest. Cucumber and herring will come to her, - Let it flow like a river. VODKA!
Works miracles with people, makes people happy, invigorates, intoxicates all talents; it opens up; there is never too much of it (Vodka)
She is always caring And she is so important for her grandchildren Make your face simpler If she is coming to visit.. MOTHER-IN-LAW!
Riddles for a wedding
When your wallet is empty, go straight home. It will be poured for your father-in-law, We know who, of course. SON-IN-LAW!
This word can greatly make you laugh or scare you. Let him not become a victim of his mother-in-law, Her glorious, dear one. SON-IN-LAW!
This wonderful, white bird strives to bring replenishment. Even a child can name who likes to give babies to their mothers. STORK. (I couldn't find a rhyme for stork)
What time is it at the table? Is it time to start dancing? Start your organ, the guests ask. MUSICIAN! if it’s good, your whole soul will open up, but if it hurts to listen, then your ears will curl up
How you had fun today, How you passed out later, Do you want to remember? Well, friends, it will help. PHOTO!
The bride and groom are happy together They shouted “bitterly” two hundred times today. It won’t be long before the bed embraces them. There will be money at night. COUNT!
The bride and groom are happy together They shouted “bitterly” two hundred times today. It won’t be long before the bed embraces them. There will be money at night. COUNT (WHAT WILL THEY BE COUNTING THIS NIGHT)
When champagne shoots, it sometimes drenches guests. At that moment, the thief dives under the table and takes off the bride’s shoe. FILMING!
What does a girl wear once in her life? The wind blows and it takes off like a white cloud. The poems glorify tenderness and beauty. The bride's head is white. VEIL.
Or maybe a more insipid version: The shoes need to be bought back, It’s time to gather the audience And now, as you noticed, Everything will be returned for us.. WITNESSES (the shoes will be returned in an instant.), well, etc.
Unmarried girls are invited closer to night. Where the bride throws something they need. What exactly? Tell me the answer! A wedding dress flies to the feet of the girls. BOUQUET!
Who talks the most at a wedding? He doesn't sit still for a minute. He holds competitions, sometimes awards prizes, toasts, and invites you for a drink. At a wedding, only one person always does this. It's called. Toastmaster
He says more than anyone else. He doesn’t sit for a minute, he often invites everyone to have a drink, and yet he doesn’t drink himself... Toastmaster
2. She is smart, slender, beautiful, And a little arrogant, Sometimes her guts flutter, And her name is... (DOLOG).
3. A woman has everything, she is harmonious, hardworking, kind and gentle, she keeps love for everyone, let's call her... (MOTHER-IN-LAW).
4. Fast, easy, always kind, hospitable and sweet. It blooms like a grove in May, Her name is of course.... (MOTHER-IN-LAW).
5. Who is this, serious guy? He will sit at the table next to his mother-in-law. There is a place for everyone in his soul, And we call him... (Father-in-law).
Riddles for a wedding
6. This is a special relative, Don’t notice him, try. His eye looks vigilantly, We will call him... (Father-in-law)
Smart, fashionable, gentle, everyone, without exception, needs her. How much power and might there is in it, And let’s call it. MOTHER-IN-LAW
And he is smart and intelligent With humor and with a tongue There is strength and beauty: it is not without reason that they are proud of him, all the merits cannot be counted, But we will call him. Father-in-law
Riddles for a wedding
Who raised his son, got him married, And he himself is still at the dawn of his strength. He will welcome a young daughter-in-law into the house, a beautiful and daring one, and warm her with love, like a dear daughter. And each of us could answer that this is our kind and affectionate one. Father-in-law
Comic questions for the lottery
Lately, comic lotteries have been held at Russian weddings and anniversaries. Guests must guess their prize, and as a hint - a short poem:
- You are the most beautiful here, keep your (nut) as a gift.
- You dance just great! Here's a gift for you (basin).
- For a sweet evening, please accept (sugar) from us.
- Do you want to gain some weight? Take it as a gift (spoon).
- You're not on a diet, are you? Take (candy) from us.
- You will learn all the news in the world from (the newspaper).
- Extend your hand. A gift to you - a head (onion).
- Don't be bored in the evenings, drink aromatic (tea).
- This is the best toy! A gift for you (rattle).
- There is no more practical gain than for garbage (bag).
Poems for other gifts are composed using a similar principle.
Riddles are a great way to pass time without leaving the table. Unlike active competitions, absolutely all guests will enjoy the entertainment.
Best buyouts!!
What's easier to unload—a dump truck full of bricks or a dump truck full of babies? ANSWER: With babies - since they can be unloaded with a pitchfork + Everyone is fucked, but one can ride. (Husband is on a business trip.)
A boy and a girl were doing something in the grass on "E". (They ate strawberries.)
About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is? (Internet.)
The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why? (Boxers can get punched in the face.)
What can't you eat for breakfast? (Dinner and supper.)
It’s not a rooster, but it’s singing, it’s not a grandfather, but it’s a grandmother, who is it? (Philip Kirkorov.)
What is it: the hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)
Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn+ What should be done with them? (Tear off the first one, flog the second one.)
Red, long, 21? (Tram.)
What is blue gold? (My beloved wife got drunk.)
What is excited by Koch's wand? (1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch’s wife.)
What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common? (We didn’t have time to pull it out+)
Two rings, two ends+ (Very sophisticated New Russian.)
A dead man lies in the desert. There is a bag over my shoulders and a flask of water on my belt. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die from and what was in his bag? (The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag there was a parachute that did not open.)
What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile? (The pedophile truly loves children.)
The 12-story building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often? (Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button “1″.)
With onions and eggs, but not a pie? (Robin Hood.)
Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in the compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters a tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money? (The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature+)
What is it - the color of lilac, it sees backwards as well as forwards, and jumps higher than the bell tower? (A white blind horse, because lilacs are white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands do it. (Phone sex.)
There is a small, yellow one under the bed, it starts with “Z”. (Kopek. Why on “Z”? Rolled up+)
The three letter word that every man is afraid of? (More!)
What is the world's kindest ghost with a motor? (Zaporozhets.)
They buried a prostitute and wrote on the tombstone: “Now they will always be together.” Who are they? (Legs.)
How good it is for you and me, I’m under you, and you’re on top of me. (The hedgehog carries an apple.)
What is it: flies and shines? (Mosquito with a gold tooth.)
What is: 90/60/90? (Speed with a traffic cop.)
Dangles between your legs, stinks and screams? (Motorbike.)
What question will no one ever answer “yes” to? (Sleeping person to the question: “Are you sleeping?”)
With scales - but not a fish, with pussy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird. (Scaly p#$covered.)
What three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities? (You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
Why do they wear a hat? (Because she doesn't walk on her own.)
Small, yellow, poking around in the ground. (The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
A small, yellow one is tumbling in the sky. (Found. )
What is it: gold coins falling from a branch? (A common occurrence in the land of fools.)
Why do women in stockings feel warm in winter and men in jeans feel cold? (Because the men's heater is lousy, and the women's is [email protected] dated.)
What can you get off a naked secretary? (Naked boss.)
What is it: walking on the wall and playing? (A fly with a player in his ears.)
How fast must a dog run without hearing the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail? (The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist answers that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)
A bald hedgehog is walking - how old is he? (18 - he is drafted into the army.)
I take it in two hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then go crazy. (Exercise bike.)
Why are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours. (Bed.) (Option: Hanger.)
Black around, red in the middle. (Radish in the black man's ass.)
Black around, white in the middle. (The radish is there, only bitten.)
With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears. (Electrician.)
What is it like: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb? (Ceiling lamp chewer.)
The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps? (Only one, because his second one is already broken.)
What is it: a little bald thing running through the forest? (Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
Who is this - small, lives in the ground, begins with "Sh"? (Scarlet.)
White, not sugar. Cold, not ice. (Dead body.)
Two ends, two rings, and in the middle there are studs. (Victim of a maniac.)
What is it: small, black, breaking into glass? (Baby in the oven.)
How many babies will fit in a double stroller? (And this depends on how you chop it +)
No windows, no doors, and a Jew sitting inside? What is this? (Sarah is pregnant.)
What is it: small, green, standing on the panel? (Prostitute from another planet.)
It's hanging on a rope, it's called "Z". (Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
Words that end with - tso
There are many words that end in – tso. Some of them are rarely used in everyday speech, but, nevertheless, they exist. For example, you can list the following: meat, beer, mezzo, senzo, lake, obvious, little word, tree, belettso, rotten, rifle, palazzo, lace, silver, half ring .
These words are not suitable for the answer, since some of them are diminutive forms of other words, or do not fit the conditions of the task.
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