The more we search for the meaning of life, the less of it there is in our lives. And vice versa. By rejecting the meaning of life, we fill our lives with more meaning.
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A man is amazingly made; he is upset when he loses wealth, and is indifferent to the fact that the days of his life are passing away irrevocably. Let's drink to the meaning of life!
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To live your life wisely, you need to know a lot. Remember two important rules to get started:
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You’d rather starve than eat anything, And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone!
Eloquent Caucasian toasts, parables and table jokes for a woman’s anniversary
But he did not heed the advice, and one day an accident occurred on the river and he began to drown.
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The prince's son was surprised, because the stranger could simply bring him water and bread. David spoke to the young stranger, and as the conversation progressed, he realized that God had endowed her with intelligence.
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Today she treats us to such delicious dishes that you forget about everything in the world!
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So let's raise a toast to the women who eradicate the monsters in us and spare nothing for the common good!
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And a happy man can handle mountains! Let us drink today to such women who are capable of giving love and inspiration, to the strength that lies within the weaker sex!
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It is comparable to a full-flowing river, bringing life to everything and everyone who finds itself near its banks.
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Let's drink to our dear birthday girl, who illuminates us with her radiance, warms us with her spiritual warmth and who gave life and raised wonderful children! May God grant you health and longevity!
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- On her deathbed, numerous granddaughters began to interrogate their grandmother; such a beauty had never had the chance to be seduced by another man.
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My toast to the birthday girl, who is a wonderful soloist and an unsurpassed hostess!
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So let's drink to the birthday girl always being ashamed in front of doctors for the same reason! For health!
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My toast is dedicated to female ingenuity and the ability to do everything so as not to be bored alone!
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- Men, let's drink to the women who turn into snakes once a year, so that their husbands don't see or hear it!
Wise toasts to women
one hunter dreamed of catching a black and brown fox. All his life he hunted for her, went all the mountains far and wide. In his old age, it became difficult for him to make long treks, and he began to hunt in a nearby gorge, almost near the house. And then he came across a black and brown beauty. The hunter asked the fox: “Where have you been hiding until now?” I've been looking for you all my life. “And I’ve lived in this gorge all my life,” answered the fox, “but don’t you know that even if you spend your whole life searching, it still takes one day and even one moment to find it?” So let's drink to the women who are next to us, and to the moment when we found each other!
man said: “When you forgive, you receive satisfaction much more than from revenge, since forgiveness evokes praise, and revenge evokes repentance.” Let us forgive each other our mistakes and failures more often and thus receive mutual satisfaction!
Dear birthday girl, I join all the toasts! On my own behalf, I would like to add, may your life shine with bright colors, may loving people always be nearby, enveloping you with their warmth. Happy birthday!
They say that beauty is destined to save the World. Looking at our blooming birthday girl, you can safely go to a scientific laboratory in order to confirm and register this fact! Let's drink to her remaining so dazzlingly beautiful and cheerful, illuminating the Universe with her charm.
They say a woman's strength lies in her weakness. But this is the same as saying “health lies in illness, and wisdom in stupidity.” So let the birthday girl be strong as only women can be strong, and let weakness remain the lot of those who are not friends with logic.
Toast parables for birthday
Here you will find the best parable toasts, interesting and instructive. A toast for 35 years about a donkey falling into a well teaches you not to bend under troubles.
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One sunny summer morning, a small stream, breaking away from its source, ran across endless meadows, past dense forests and high mountains into the alluring fairy-tale distance.
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One day a student came to Socrates and asked: Teacher, I’m young, handsome and in love with a girl. She reciprocates my feelings.
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I have always loved you, respected you and looked up to you as a wiser person, but you have never been married and do not communicate with women.
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I'm confused what should I do, get married or not?! To which I received the following response:
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- You must let him believe that I created him first. Just remember, this is our little secret.
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God molded a man from clay and he was left with an unused piece. What else should you mold? God asked Blind me happiness asked man
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God didn’t answer, he just put the remaining piece of clay in the man’s palm.
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The other wolf represents goodness: peace, love, hope, truth, kindness and loyalty.
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The grandson, touched to the depths of his soul by his grandfather’s words, thought for a moment, and then asked: Which wolf wins in the end? The old man smiled and answered:
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- A man entered the storage room, looked and was surprised: “There are so many crosses here, small, large, medium, heavy, and light.”
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But one day an ordinary person approached the pit. He looked at Happiness but did not demand anything, but asked: “What do you want, Happiness?” “Get out of here,” answered Happiness.
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Let's drink to the lovely hostess, whose radiance has warmed both this house and our company.
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You can’t live without a lucky star.” With a cup in hand, I want to wish all of you the lucky star of our lives!
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Keep an eye on your big stones - only they have a price. Everything else is just sand."
- Having invited a friend to stay with him, he ordered the cook to serve cakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Soon the guest prayed: Isn’t there just meat and bread in your house? You see, the senor noticed, how quickly sweets become boring.”
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So let's drink to the fact that the life of young people will be varied, interesting, with a twist, but not with bitterness!
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In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah who had three wives. The padishah also had an astrologer who predicted his fate.
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And then one day the padishah calls the astrologer to him and says to him: You lived with me for a long time, but you never predicted anything bad for me. And that’s why I wanted to reward you.
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- No, you're wrong. He chose the most beautiful one! So, friends, let us raise a glass to our beautiful ladies sitting at this table!
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My toast is to preserve peace and tranquility in your family in this way.
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The horseman shot at him and didn’t hit him; he was very tired and exhausted. And the goat was too playful. And so the brave horseman and his beautiful bride died of hunger.
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So let's drink to ensure that such assholes never come across our newlyweds' path!
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“Let's drink to our birthday boy, and if he has difficult moments in life, then may God take him in his arms.
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Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.
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I want to wish our birthday boy that everything he dreams about comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he never falls to the ground!
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One old man had two sons. Before his death, he bequeathed to them to divide the remaining inheritance in half. The brothers did not get along during the division and invited their neighbor to resolve their dispute.
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So let’s drink so that in your life you will not encounter the problems of a common person!
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“Grow big!” wished for in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: “Continue to grow above yourself!” Happy Birthday to You!
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So let’s drink so that neither money, nor fame, nor love will prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.
Wise and beautiful toasts
One lady assures everyone that she recently turned thirty. “Listen, dear,” her friend interrupts, “but you said the same thing last year and the year before!” To this the lady answers indignantly: “I’m not one of those who say one thing today and another tomorrow!” So let's drink to people who don't change their beliefs every year!
A huge truck is driving along a narrow mountain road. And he goes exactly in the middle. And then the exact same truck comes towards us. And he also drives in the middle of the road. They are getting closer. No one wants to give in, no one wants to press against the edge. The distance between them is already very small. And then the oncoming truck dodges. Then the driver of the first truck, without changing his calm posture and only spitting a cigarette butt through the open window, utters just one word: “Coward!” So let's drink to not persisting in some life situations and being better off giving way than flying out of it!
Let our minds be kind and our hearts be smart! Let's wish well to all those who are feeling bad right now! Let's drink to never cause offense or suffering to others and always remain human!
One old man just couldn’t get used to electricity. “They probably put a fuse somewhere and are burning kerosene,” he thought. I just couldn’t understand how the light bulb lights up. One evening the old man decided to put out the light bulb. He stood on a stool and started blowing on it. Blow-blow, even my head was spinning, but the light didn’t go out. The old man got angry and hit the light bulb with a stick. Let's drink to the fact that sticks are used as a last resort!
One day two people came to a sage and asked him to judge their dispute. After listening carefully to one of them, the sage said: “Yes, what you say is true!” After that, he listened intently to the other person’s opinion and concluded: “Undoubtedly, you are right too!” Very surprised, the sage's wife objected that both disputants could not be right at the same time. After thinking a little more, the sage answered her: “Nothing can be done - you’re right too!” Therefore, I propose to drink to flexibility of thinking!
They once asked a sage a question about when a good relationship develops between spouses. “When the husband is deaf to the words of his wife, and the wife is blind to the actions of her husband,” answered the sage. Let's raise our glasses to harmony and mutual understanding in our families!
One day a father called his sons, gave each one a twig and said: “Here are some twigs for you, children.” Break them! The sons broke it. Then the father said: “Here are brooms for you, children.” Break them! The sons broke it. Then the father said: “Here’s a vacuum cleaner for each of you, children!” Break them! The sons broke it. - Here's a snowblower! Break it! The sons broke it. - Here's my hand! Break that too! - the father shouted in despair. So let's drink to our father's wisdom, which sometimes loses to brute physical strength!
A certain man and his wife were walking along the road. Some fool met them, hugged the woman and kissed her. Here the husband took five rubles out of his pocket and gave it to the fool. The wife was surprised at this act, and the husband explained to her: “These five rubles will definitely ruin him.” And in fact, not even an hour had passed when they heard a shot. It turns out that the bride and groom were walking along the road. The fool saw them and thought - give this kiss too, maybe they’ll give you ten. He kissed the girl, and the guy flared up, shot and killed the fool on the spot. So let's drink to ensuring that we always invest money in profitable business!
A good fellow is driving a Zhiguli. He sees a toad sitting by the road. She raises her paw and says in a human voice: “Have pity on me, lad, take me away from here.” The guy has a kind heart, he took the toad away in the car. He stopped at his house: “Get out!” And the toad asks again: “Let me live in your garden!” - “Live!” — the guy waved his hand. He entered the house, made the bed, took a shower and opened the window into the garden. Lo and behold, the toad jumped onto the windowsill and asked again: “Let me into the room!” - “Okay, jump!” — the young man agreed. The toad jumped onto the bed and turned into a beautiful naked girl. Our young man lost his tongue, and at that time his wife entered the room... Let's drink to the fairy tales that we tell our wives with inspiration!
One merchant had a son, and the merchant once gave him a coin: “Mine, son, money.” The son threw the coin into the water. His father didn't tell him anything. The son continued to live in his father’s house and do nothing. Then the father called his son and said: “Go, son, and earn your own living.” The son went and got a job. From morning to night he kneaded clay with his bare feet and earned money. He brought the money home and gave it to his father. His father tells him: “Go and throw them into the water.” The son lowered his head and realized how unfair he had been to his father's kindness. So let's drink not to the belt and rod, but to the wisdom of our fathers and grandfathers.
The wolves wanted to attack a flock of sheep, but they were unable to do so, because the sheep were guarded by huge dogs. Then they decided to achieve their goal by cunning and sent envoys to the sheep with a request to hand over the dogs: because of them, they say, enmity began, and if they were handed over, then eternal peace would reign between the wolves and the sheep. The sheep did not think what could come of this, and gave out the dogs. Then the wolves easily dealt with the defenseless flock. Let us drink to not being like either wolves or sheep. Except for dogs.
One hunter dreamed all his life of catching a black and brown fox. All his life he hunted for her, went all the mountains far and wide. In his old age, it became difficult for him to make long treks, and he began to hunt in a nearby gorge, almost near the house. And then he came across a black and brown beauty. The hunter asked the fox: “Where have you been hiding until now?” I've been looking for you all my life. “And I’ve lived in this gorge all my life,” answered the fox, “but don’t you know that even if you spend your whole life searching, it still takes one day and even one moment to find it?” So let's drink to the women who are next to us, and to the moment when we found each other!
Dear young people! Anton Pavlovich Chekhov wrote: “In family life, the most important screw is love, sexual desire, one flesh; everything else is unreliable and boring, no matter how cleverly one calculates.” I propose a toast to the “most important screw” in your life - to your love!
My great-grandfather said this: “Learn a word of wisdom and you will reap spiritual wisdom.” My grandfather’s instructions sounded like this: “Work hard and you will reap material benefits.” My father said this: “To do nothing and have everything, you need to learn a lot.” Let's drink to the skillful combination of wisdom from different generations.
The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The truly rich are those who are satisfied with their lives.” Let's drink to wealth!
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A special day for me, my birthday!
Happy birthday! Let's drink to the “multiplying” of Money, Health and people dear to our hearts!
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Only once a year is it a birthday! And, celebrating his birthday, one cannot help but pay tribute to him by raising a glass without delay to salute him with wine!
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Let us wish our Lida to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts! For many years! Happy birthday and toast to our family's treasure
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One day, late at night, three wanderers were walking. Looking for a place to stay for the night, they knocked on one of the houses. The owner asked: “Who is there?”
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It's a shame, but I only have one free seat. Wait, I'll consult with my family.
Interesting and wise birthday toasts
A man comes to the store and looks at the item he needs. But he did not buy it because he hoped to find it cheaper.
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Life has limits, it is short, but dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, but your dream is already at home. —>
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One king was given a horse. He turned to his advisors: “Where will this miracle horse be useful to me?”
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Your life experience, rich, has not weakened or faded, and today we celebrate this date.
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18 years. how sweet this is - This is the best age in my entire life! Youth is wonderful and beautiful.
In your own words: Short birthday toasts
I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!
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Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!
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I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!
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Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!
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I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!
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My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!
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May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!
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I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!
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I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.
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I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!
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I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!
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I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!
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I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!
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They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!
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Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
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More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!
Wise birthday greetings in prose for birthday people
Health, Happiness, Happy Birthday! I wish your dreams come true, your luck is always there, showing the path of life, may this path be brighter with dreams come true, with hopes come true, and may prosperity always reside in your soul.
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What can you wish for a person who achieves everything in life through hard work and perseverance? A person who is menacing on the outside, but kind on the inside? A person who helps people and never refuses in difficult times? I wish such an amazing and rare person warmth, love, care, devoted loved ones, health and a little luck! May fate favor you! Happy birthday!!!
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Birthdays happen only once a year, and you need to spend this holiday unforgettably! I wish you to smile more today, enjoy the attention of guests and believe that there will be many more such wonderful days and sincere meetings with dear people! I wish you sparkling happiness, true love, complete prosperity and the fulfillment of any desires!
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Today there are a lot of compliments and congratulations for you, a lot of gifts and flowers, because you are celebrating the most important holiday of your life - your birthday. Let me congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on such a wonderful date. I wish you good health, great joy, simple human happiness, a little bit of everything. Let your experience, your wisdom always be an example for me. All the best to you, peaceful skies above your head, joy and fun. May the Lord always protect you from failures.
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Happy birthday, Health, Happiness, Joy to you every single day, because in this is Happiness, be Happy like a baby, like a hero, Lucky, strong like a Rock, the things that you do in life manually will not be lost, your life will be comfortable and submissive!
Sometimes it seems that time flies by like a fast-winged bird, but there is no need to regret it. After all, every year of life is marked by something good. May there be an infinite number of joyful components in your glorious destiny. Let truly amazing events happen, kind and positive people meet, what you want is achieved, and happy stability inspires new successes! Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday! Your age is simply wonderful, it’s time to paint a family portrait! Masculinity is blossoming, wisdom is in the eyes... it seems that if you turn off the light, they will light up like a tiger’s! Do you believe in omens? Everyone who has gathered for your holiday has a premonition... that something wonderful, extraordinary awaits you! And also... anticipation... that the birthday cake is very tasty...
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They say incorrectly that everything in human life is predetermined... I know for sure that people can create their own happiness, and kind, smart and talented people like you can transform the whole world, which is what I wish for you on your birthday! And of course, may you find another minute for your family and friends among all these adventures and experiences!
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I want to wish you only bright joys and best friends on your birthday! Let your eyes glow with happiness, your heart fill with love, and let spring live forever in your soul! Let youth always be, health and strength not leave for 100 years and more! Let life flow like a pure source and over the smooth pebbles of luck! May fortune always smile and your achievements grow by leaps and bounds! Let your success go off scale and your treasure box grow! Let peace, friendship and love settle in your home for life! Congratulations!
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I wish to let everything take its course this year.
Let everything go as usual, and as soon as you stop waiting, happiness will definitely overtake you! It cannot be otherwise, because you are the most worthy representative of the human race! Have a great holiday and never be discouraged, because you have true friends nearby. Congratulations!
The most original toasts (N.V. Demidova)
The given introductory fragment of the book The Most Original Toasts (N.V. Demidova) was provided by our book partner, liters company.
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Oddly enough, the first toast is raised not to the birthday boy, but to the one who will say toasts in his honor.
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So let's drink to brevity and her brother - talent, and let them help all those who will honor our birthday boy today!
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Let's follow the principle of the State Emergency Committee, saying toasts in honor of the hero of the occasion. That is, Tell Whoever What You Like!
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Having warmed up those present in this way, you can move on to the main course - congratulations to the hero of the occasion. And here you can really turn around in full.
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To which I received a very unusual answer: “Yes,” he answered, “I am, but I’m hearing something random for the first time.” Thank you for opening my eyes!”
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In Siberia they say: a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age!
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We wish you, dear (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY), in about fifty years to come out of baby’s swaddling clothes and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!
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They say that the voice of those crying in the wilderness will be heard if they cry in unison. Let us all wish the hero of the occasion happiness in unison so that we can be heard even in the Sahara!
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They say that sclerosis is a good disease, nothing hurts and every day there is news. Let's drink so that this news for our birthday boy will always be only good!
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Plato said that philosophizing is learning to die. And we will drink so that our birthday boy does not forget the main thing - learning to live.
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And I propose to drink to what we are absolutely not indifferent to - to live or die, as long as we can raise our glasses to the health of the hero of the occasion!
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Life is a win-win lottery: in the end everyone gets their own piece of land. Let's drink so that the hero of the occasion loses in this lottery for as long as possible!
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Happiness is being in the right place at the right time. We are all happy that we got to this holiday and came on time - so let's drink to the birthday boy while there is nothing left!
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Teenagers are walking in the yard, they are joined by a “new guy” - a “bespectacled” guy and clearly a weakling. As usual, local authorities immediately attack him:
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I propose to drink so that our birthday boy will always be in good company, and we will willingly help him in this!
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Then his friend came in. He saw what was happening and exclaimed: “If you die, I have no reason to live!” And he also tightened the rope around his neck.
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They both jumped down, and the beam broke off. And gold suddenly fell from under the beam! If this man had not had a friend, he would have died and would not have acquired wealth.
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Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy has the same friends who would not leave him in difficult times and would be like real gold!
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One day, one padishah had a dream, and he called his oracle to explain its meaning to him. This was the plot of the dream.
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Of course, the padishah became angry with the old man and put him in a high tower. But needless to say that all his predictions came true.
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Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy has gathered a variety of people under his roof, and let each of them have fun as best he can!
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You can surprise everyone present with a congratulation-toast, dressed in poetic form.
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Agreeing with the words of the unknown poet, I want to wish that the soul of our host would be pure and smooth, like a deserted beach, and the waves would bring only joy to him!
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Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all walk around dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a brick? A brick doesn't call you every day after you lay it once. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday girl, thank God, is a brunette!
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Let's drink to ensure that our beautiful birthday girl never finds herself in situations where her beauty and intelligence will be a hindrance to her!
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A true woman is smart, but hides it, but (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) is smart and doesn’t think about hiding it. Let's drink to the mind of the hostess of the holiday!
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A true woman will definitely appreciate a pleasant male company, and (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) will definitely make sure that the company of pleasant men appreciates her.
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Let's drink to our birthday girl, who is highly valued by all the men present here!
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Shakespeare's Hamlet believed that beauty and virtue are incompatible things. Our birthday girl is a living example of how wrong he was!
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I also want to suggest living life in such a way as to earn a priceless gift - the ability to not let go of beauty!
*** The sage said: “When you forgive, you receive satisfaction much more than from revenge, since forgiveness evokes praise, and revenge evokes repentance.” Let us forgive each other our mistakes and failures more often and thus receive mutual satisfaction! *** The bull complained to the donkey: “I’m disappointed in cows: lazy, fat, stupid...” “Perhaps I’ll be disappointed in cows too,” answered the donkey. - Why do you? - the bull was surprised. “You see, if I’m disappointed in people, I’ll get hit on the spine, and if I’m disappointed in cows, then it’s quite safe... Friends, I suggest we drink so that we never give up on people!” *** An ancient eastern wisdom noted: “It is more pleasant for one father to feed ten children than for ten children to feed one father.” So let's raise our glasses so that our children never have to feed us! *** If your head is filled with smart thoughts, but you can’t say a toast, don’t be upset: maybe you’re just stupid. Here's to the wise men, whose heads are filled with beautiful nonsense! Wise, beautiful toasts *** You've probably noticed that spouses who have lived together for many years have the same interests and tastes. In our family, for example, both my wife and I love... me! And we have known the groom not so long ago, but we also have the same tastes - he and we all like his bride! I propose to drink to the beautiful bride! *** The more we search for the meaning of life, the less of it there is in our lives. And vice versa. By rejecting the meaning of life, we fill our lives with more meaning. So let’s not look for adventures on our own heads! *** One man had daughters all the time, and he dreamed of having a son. Everyone considered it their duty to give the unlucky father some advice. They advised him so much that he finally got angry and said: “Stop it, after listening to your advice, I forgot how to do what I knew how to do.” So let's drink to having your head on your shoulders and going your own way! *** Two disputants came to the sage with a request to judge them. He listened carefully to the plaintiff first and, when he finished speaking, told him: “Yes, you’re right!” Then the defendant began to make excuses. The sage listened to him very carefully. And then he said: “You’re absolutely right!” Here the sage’s wife intervened: “How can it be that both disputants are right,” she asked her husband. The sage remained silent thoughtfully, thought and told her: “You know, you’re right too!” This toast is for those who are always right! *** How does a wise person differ from a smart person? A wise person will never find himself in a situation from which a smart person will come out with honor. So let's raise our glasses so that we have the patience to be smart, the intelligence to become wise and the wisdom to remain ourselves! *** “Nature said to the woman: be beautiful if you can, wise if you want, but you must certainly be prudent.” Let's drink to all three qualities named by the great Beaumarchais! *** Chinese wisdom says: “Those who do not feel shame are no longer people.” Let us be ashamed and drink to this Chinese wisdom! *** As Goethe wisely noted, youthful vices should not be preserved until old age, because old age brings its own. So let's drink to the wisdom that says: to each his own. *** One widow received fifty thousand francs - insurance for the life of her husband. Sobbing, she said: - God! I loved Henri so much! I would gladly give half of this amount if only he would be with me again! Let's drink so that we can appreciate what is most precious to us, and not only after loss. Wise beautiful toasts *** One day Fortune decided to put all her blessings on the table - crowns, big money, marshal's batons, fame - and, calling the sage, said: - Choose your blessing. Without fussing, trying and weighing every benefit, he chose the golden mean. Let's drink to the fact that we always choose the golden mean! *** One old man just couldn’t get used to electricity. “They probably put a fuse somewhere and are burning kerosene,” he thought. I just couldn’t understand how the light bulb lights up. One evening the old man decided to put out the light bulb. He stood on a stool and started blowing on it. Blow-blow, even my head was spinning, but the light didn’t go out. The old man got angry and hit the light bulb with a stick. Let's drink to the fact that sticks are used as a last resort! *** It was once said by a sage: “Beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top.” Because if you gape, she will sit on your neck.” Let's drink so that no one sits on our necks! *** One wise Georgian said: If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk. If you want to be happy for one week, get sick. If you want to be happy for one month, get married. If you want to be happy for one year, take a mistress. And if you want to be happy all your life, be healthy, dear! So let's drink to the happiness of everyone present - to health! *** One day honey spilled and flies flew on it. But when they got stuck and couldn’t fly away, they exclaimed: “Wretches we are! They ruined their lives for a short sweetness.” So let us drink to moderation always and in everything, and let us remember to what sad end their greed led the flies. *** To live your life wisely, you need to know a lot. Remember two important rules to begin with: You’d better starve than eat anything, And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone! *** One smart person said: “Nothing shortens life so much... as the distance between toasts.” Let's drink to living as long as possible! *** One ancient sage said: “Don’t be so dry that you crunch and break, But don’t be so wet that you wipe the floors like a rag.” Wise beautiful toasts
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
It has been proven by time that the best thing to do in the midst of fun is cheerful congratulations, based on this, the article presents more than 80 funny and unusual toasts.
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born. I wish you to live another hundred years!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
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Festive words of wisdom in prose for a birthday
Happy Birthday! I wish you a wonderful life, and may there always be wonderful events at every turn. I wish you a lot of reasons for joy and good health! May every morning be happy and sunny.
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It is not customary to count years on a birthday. They say that they are our luggage, which we carry through life, collecting everything that happens to us. But even the most spacious suitcases can one day become overfilled. Therefore, today we wish you that your reliable ship, confidently cutting through the waves of Fate, will always have on board Happiness and Joy, Love and Health, Success and Luck, Dreams and Friends. Let Experience, Wisdom, Strength always help steer the ship of Life. Let Confidence, Reliability and Aspiration invisibly accompany you on your Path. Put Impressions, Meetings, Travels into the treasury of your soul and throw overboard failures and disappointments, bad mood and melancholy as unnecessary ballast. And then your heart will always be open to new Achievements and Victories! Happy Birthday to You!
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A happy holiday has arrived - Birthday! Congratulations on it and wish you a happy life ahead! Let this day be remembered for a long time, let its positivity live in your soul every day and energize you for achievements! I wish you a lot of inspiration to live and work, create and take care of your loved ones! May God protect the path of life and keep the home in kindness and love, comfort and prosperity! I wish you to relax at the best resorts, have great health and a lot of strength!
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You have been waiting for this holiday for 364 days and now there is a cake on your table, gifts in your hands, and joy in your heart that we have gathered for your birthday! Today we collectively wish you happiness, a sea of love and the fulfillment of all your desires, may the sun, a clear moon and even a seven-color rainbow look through your window in turn!
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There is a special day in the year when it’s time to have fun from the heart, when it’s time to make your deepest wishes and bask in the rays of attention and adoration of those closest to you! I congratulate you on your birthday and want to sincerely and seriously wish you to always be the happiest person on our entire planet!
On your birthday, think that this is your best age and the best time for special, big changes! Indeed, all dreams must come true one day! So, according to them, from now on you will have a free, cheerful life, full of adventures, luck and love!
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Today you are celebrating your birthday. Please accept my sincere congratulations and wishes. May every day give you only pleasant moments, may luck open doors for you. We wish you good health, personal happiness, a lot of joy and fun. May your life be pure, like spring water, may your path of life be bright and clean. May hope, faith and love always accompany you. May a good angel protect your destiny from all failures. Be happy.
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Happy birthday! On this day, the most wonderful person appeared, to whom I would like to wish with all my heart good health and patience, joy and bright days. I wish you great success in your work and in matters of the heart. Undoubtedly, prosperity and luck. So that all dreams will certainly come true, and every day gives goodness and joy. Strong family, love and understanding. May good luck be with you every day.
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Life, as you know, is usually striped... Your birthday falls on a white stripe and today we will have a lot of fun! Well, what next? New stripes... but not dark! Since stripes are so necessary, let them be of all colors of the rainbow, so that life is not boring and very fun!
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Happy Birthday with all my heart! There is no brighter person in the world than you! I wish you the most pleasant surprises from the holiday today and from fate in life! Always be cheerful and healthy, never be discouraged, and conquer problems with great energy! But may you not have the latter, and may there not be any troubles or suffering in your life! Be loved by people and caressed by fortune, good luck to you in everything! May the best people surround you, and may the Saints protect you on all your paths! I wish that all your dreams and desires come true soon!
