Sketch “Mom Gamer”
The daughter is sitting at the computer. Mom comes in.
“Daughter, let me put the photos in Odnoklassniki!”
The girl reluctantly gives way. Mom takes out a stack of photographs, opens the drive and tries to put it in there. The daughter laughs: “Mom, what are you doing! Why are you putting printed pictures into the drive!” - “How is it necessary?” - “They do this from electronic media! Where is the flash drive? - “Is this a small thing that looks like a lighter?” - “Well, yes, on the lighter! And you need to log in to the site first! What is your login? - "Who?" - “Login, mom! Well, it’s a code word, they write it here in Latin letters,” the daughter shows it to her mother. “And here they write the password!” - “A-ah-ah! Now, look away!” The girl turns away, and her mother clumsily pokes at the keys, checking the paper. The daughter waves her hand and leaves the house, shaking her head - that’s how “stupid” her mother is!
The front door slams. Mom takes out her headphones, quickly clicks on the keyboard, and starts communicating on Skype: “This is Paracetamol! Phoenix, are you ready? The daughter has left, we have two hours left! Begin! Come on, go around the One-Eyed Mockingbird on the left, and I'll blow him up on the right! Jump up the mountain! Hide in the crevice quickly! Can't you see? Arrow, hello! Have you vacated your desk too? Come on, connect, more to the right, more to the right... Bang! Ready!!! Ha ha! Ours took it! We run to the cosmodrome, in two seconds we will fly to the planet Omerweiter! The Multi-Armed Vishers are waiting for us there! Have you forgotten the hyperbolic laseroids? Forward!"
Scene “Where is the diary?”
You can tie school stories to the festive theme of events dedicated to mothers. They are also taken from real life. For example, often a skit for a mother from her children is associated with checking grades.
“Son, are you sitting in front of the computer again? So you will remain ignorant!” - the mother addresses the teenager. “What a retard you are, ancestors! Computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today who has mastered this technique! And I am just such a person, cultured, developed and educated!” - the teenager answers arrogantly.
“Okay, then show me your diary, you are cultured and educated!” - Mom doesn’t give up. "And where he?" — the boy asks, without looking up from the computer. “Probably in your briefcase!”
The son rummages through his school bag, but finds nothing. “He's not there! Apparently he passed the test!” — the boy answers and tries to sit down at the computer again. Mom pushes him away, sits down herself and clicks the mouse, looking for something.
“Mom, now you’ll ruin everything for me, I’ll lose!” - shouts the unscrupulous student. “You, son, have already lost! Look, this is your electronic diary, and the teacher doesn’t take it away for checking! And in it we see... two in Russian and a count in mathematics! Yep, here are some additional tasks for those who are behind... So close your game and get to work! Computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today who has mastered this technique,” the mother repeats her son’s words in a sarcastic tone.
The son scratches the back of his head dejectedly. "How so? And Vovka said that you just need to hide the diary and go for a ride... Yes, it’s difficult to live with parents who understand computers! Oh, this is progress! It would be better if I broke the computer!”
Scene “Mom’s Day”
The son hums while sweeping the floor. Mom comes into the room with huge bags. She looks around in surprise and sits down in fear. “Son, what happened? Did you get a D?” - "Why did you decide so?" - “Well, then why did you suddenly start cleaning?” - “There was just trash on the floor, so I decided to sweep it up!” Mom touches the shelf and clutches her heart: “You wiped off the dust too!” Am I really being called to the director again?” - “No, I just decided to help you, so I wiped the dust everywhere!” - "Everywhere???" - Mom loses consciousness. Her son brings her a glass of water. Mom drinks with her teeth chattering. “You were probably expelled from school? Why does it smell so good?” – “We haven’t ruled it out at all. And it smells like fried potatoes - I cooked it for you. You’re probably tired!” Mom falls from her chair and shouts: “Doctor! Quickly! Apparently, you were registered in the children’s room!”
The son goes to the phone, dials the number and mutters: “I told you that nothing good would come out of this mom’s day... “Ambulance”? Take on the challenge! Yes, mom too! Also having a seizure!”
Mom carefully raises her head: “So this is all just a gift? - the son nods. - For Mother's Day? Will everything be the same tomorrow?” - “Well, of course, mommy! I promise!" The son kisses his mother on the cheek, they hold hands and walk into the kitchen
The son is carrying bags.
Where to begin?
In order for the skits for children about mom to go off with a bang and the production to take place, you need to perform several preparatory steps:
- Write a script. In this case, the skit should logically continue or finish the theme started by other actions in the general scenario. It is worth writing down not only the words of the actors, but also their actions and emotions (“approaches,” “angry,” “nods”). This will help both show the plot more realistically and help the children themselves understand the meaning of what is happening.
- Select a performer for each role. From a pedagogical point of view, you need to choose children not only based on their acting abilities, but also on their personal desires. If the child himself shows a desire to play, it is better to give him this opportunity. Moreover, all mothers want to see their baby involved, even if his play is not as lively as others.
- Prepare attributes. It doesn't have to be elaborate costumes and sets. Even with simple pieces of furniture and elements of clothing, the scene will turn out much more natural.
"Holiday dinner"
After each number of the program there should be a congratulation to the mother. The “Festive Lunch” scene will become a transition from the concert to the tea party.
A son and daughter are hanging out in the kitchen near the stove. The boy offers to bake a cake, and the girl insists on kharcho soup. They never reach an agreement. As a result, everyone adds to the dish those products that they consider necessary.
The son reads the recipe: “Put three eggs in flour, a glass of sour cream...”, puts the food in a large bowl and begins to fire up the oven. The girl reads her recipe. “Hot red pepper is placed in pods. Add grated garlic, onion, cilantro!” – puts his products and mixes everything with a spoon. Then the children put the bowl in the oven and wait.
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The doorbell rings, my son runs to answer it. The girl takes a dish out of the oven. Mom comes in: “What a great fellow you are!” Thank you very much for your concern!” The daughter hands her a plate with a piece of something black on it.
Mom sniffs, winces, but carefully takes a bite. “What is the name of this amazing dish?” – Mom chews with difficulty, but smiles through her strength
The children answer in unison: one shouts “cake”, the other shouts “kharcho”. Mom nods and says: “I thought so right away. Cake "Kharcho". Amazing!
After this scene, the host tells the guests: “Our dishes are not prepared in this way, so dear mothers and grandmothers will not have to pretend to taste them. Everyone is welcome to the festive table!”
