All holidays are fun as is. However, any celebration can benefit from creativity. Funny short skits for 3 people for a woman’s anniversary will perfectly complement the festive program. This is humor, surprise and congratulations at the same time. It’s nice for the birthday girl and fun for the guests. And most importantly, everything is very simple. The main thing you need is a good mood and a great desire to participate.
All miniatures presented in the article are designed for 3 people. Just right for a small company, home environment and lovers of short, simple scenes. Each issue contains few words, few props, but a lot of humor, a lot of emotions and impressions. After such an anniversary there will be something to remember and something to watch (a lot of video and photo material).
The productions are designed to the smallest detail. You won’t have to rack your brains over how to surprise the hero of the occasion. However, participants' own creativity and improvisation are encouraged. This will add exclusivity and a sea of positive emotions. Also, any number can be simplified or, conversely, improved. It all depends on possibilities and imagination.
Scenes require immersion in a specific role. This means courage and a positive attitude of the participants. Therefore, it is advisable to present miniatures in the middle of the festive program. Then all guests, including room participants, will have time to properly relax and be in a good mood.
Painters
Characters:
- Painter 1.
- Painter 2.
- Boss.
The painters are dressed in appropriate uniforms, holding brushes and a bucket of paint. However, in reality the bucket contains not paint, but rose petals. Only the container is closed, so no one knows about it. The workers pretend that the bucket is heavy.
For the image of a boss/foreman, a helmet and a business folder in your hands are enough. A bouquet of flowers is hidden in advance for the birthday girl.
The boss appears in the festive hall, and painters start banging on the door.
Chief : Who else brought it! (opens the door, painters come in)
Boss : Well, hello, aren't you too late? What were the deadlines? Which ones, I ask?
Painter 1 : Oh, don't swear, boss. We all know that everything should have been painted by (anniversary date).
Painter 2 : My mother’s cow in the village got sick, so I had to go urgently. Well, get into the position!
And we only work in pairs, that’s how I came back. So hit the bullet here. Now we can paint everything in no time! Chief: Which one will we paint? Are you crazy? The holiday is in full swing, where and how are you going to paint!
Painter 1 : Come on, foreman. We are like mice, we won’t bother anyone.
Painter 2 : And with the smell of paint, the anniversary will be more fun.
Chief : He’s also joking! Yes, you missed my deadlines and set me up in front of the customer.
The workers begin to pretend to paint the walls.
Painter 1 : Yes, while you are yelling there, we will already paint everything.
Painter 2 : Calm down, go for a smoke break and don’t get on our nerves.
Chief : How are you talking to me? What are you allowing yourself to do? Come on, let's get out!
Painter 1 : Oh, there? Oh like this?
Painter 2 : You know what, get out of the forest! And your customer!
The workers, out of anger, take a bucket of paint and quickly pour paint on the hero of the occasion. Only in reality they are sprinkled with rose petals. It turns out to be a very beautiful sight. Lots of emotions and great congratulations.
Any song “Happy Birthday” is played. The foreman gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from the Italians
Characters:
- Juanito.
- Pedro.
- Translator.
Men's image: hat, red wide bandage on the belt. The translator wears loose-fitting clothes. It is acceptable to read words from a piece of paper.
It is necessary to prepare gifts: soap, pasta, sauce.
Juanito : Ciao cocoa Ospiens!
Translator : Hello everyone. We are very glad to see you.
Pedro : Slurp on anything. It's shining right in Italy's eyes.
Translator : We flew in business class, straight from sunny Italy.
Juanito : Congratulations to Conchita (name of the birthday girl).
Translator : To congratulate dear (name) on her anniversary.
Pedro : It's all unnecessary and unnecessary.
Translator : We brought gifts, albeit modest, but from the bottom of our hearts.
Juanito : Keep the saprone so that your face doesn’t stink or get dirty.
Translator : So that your skin always smells fragrant, keep fragrant soap.
Pedro : To avoid distrophin, use the cheapest macaron.
Translator : So that you are always full and maintain your magnificent shape, keep branded Italian pasta.
Juanito : It’s very tasty, saucento, rewarding.
Translator : In addition to the signature dinner, take the most delicious sauce from Italy.
Pedro : We want to wish. The back is not painful, the nose is not sneezing.
Translator : We wish you good health.
Juanito : Copanto in the garden, tidying up in the house, taskanto bags, success everywhere.
Translator : Long life and a lot of strength.
Pedro : Let's pour it and the hero of the day is velicanto!
Translator : Let's drink to the hero of the day!
Everyone raises their glasses.
Man from Aliexpress
Characters:
- man;
- two friends.
The friends decided to order the man of their dreams from Aliexpress for the birthday girl. Only an order of a completely different plan arrived. A man should dress up a little before the scene. Put on a beer belly, put on a false nose, maybe a cool wig with a receding hairline, etc.
Additionally you will need the following details:
- large cardboard box without bottom;
- markers;
- flesh-colored stockings;
- tennis balls;
- rose;
- guitar.
Friend 1 : Our dear (name of the hero of the day), we wanted to be “original” and ended up on a Chinese site where there are so many interesting things.
Friend 2 : Yes, such a large selection of unusual gifts. It turns out that everything is there! Right down to the man of your dreams. We have indicated all the necessary parameters. It's about to be delivered!
The doorbell rings and the same gift is announced. Namely, the box in which the man of your dreams sits. At this time, the friends close the eyes of the hero of the day.
Girlfriend 1 : One, two, three! Open your eyes.
The “dream man” comes out of the box.
Girlfriend 2 : Oh, this Aliexpress. They indicated the parameters. I said that everything should have been written in Chinese. They didn't understand us.
Friend 1 : So, don’t worry (name of the hero of the day). We are to blame, we will fix it! Don't have abs? How long does it take to draw? (draws abs on the false belly with felt-tip pens.
Girlfriend 2 : No biceps. (whispers to her friend)
Friend 1 : Now this will happen too. (they put stockings on their hands, with tennis balls stuffed inside them, imitating muscles. What else is needed there?
Friend 2 : (thoughtful) Oh! I know! (gives a rose in his teeth and a guitar in his hands) What a romantic.
The man gives a rose and sings a song (you can just a verse, you can recite a verse).
Don't forget about the photo for memory!
Funny New Year's skits for adults for corporate events
Example of a New Year's sketch 1 “Sketch about Babok-Yozhek” based on the cartoon “Flying Ship”
Time: 5-8 minutes.
Description:
We all remember the cartoon “The Flying Ship” very well. Especially popular is the song and playing accompanied by the accordions of Babok-Yozhek! We offer you the remade skit and the song itself! It fully corresponds to the New Year holiday! Babka-Hedgehogs will meet Santa Claus!
Props and scenery:
A completely unpretentious skit to organize and conduct! There are absolutely no requirements for decorations. The main thing is the following attributes: 5 brooms, 5 small accordions on belts.
Preliminary preparation:
Recording of the backing track of the song Babok-Yozhek. Participants will learn a song and dance. Characters:
Six Hedgehog Grannies. Dressed identically. Long clothes in rags and patches. Dresses or skirts should be gray or brown. Head scarves or shawls. Shags of hair peek out from under them. You can comb your locks, or you can wear wigs. The make-up is bright and catchy: blue, green, yellow shadows from the eye to the eyebrows, arrows, black thick eyebrows and red lips with bows. Each has an accordion hanging over her shoulder. Almost all of them have brooms, except one.
Father Frost. Dressed in a long blue fur coat with edges. On his feet are high boots. On the head is a hat made of the same fabric and with the same edge as on the fur coat. Wig with white hair, long white thick beard. Red (drawn) nose. The hands are wearing red mittens with edges. A bag with presents. Magic staff.
Song of Babok-Yozhek.
Six Granny Hedgehogs “fly” onto the stage on brooms. One broom is missing. One Grandma-Yozhka runs and tries to take the broom from the others.
Everyone has a small accordion hanging over their shoulder. They play it periodically. The chorus is sung in chorus, and the verses are sung in turn. Having run out, they stand in a semicircle.
They hold the brooms between their legs, take the accordions and begin to sing from the chorus, dancing, moving their hips and butt. Chorus:
Turn around, wonderful accordion! And play, play around. Drink more, eat a little, Drink, don't talk!
The one who was left without a broom finally snatches the broom from her friend and jumps out into the center with it.
Sings the first verse, dancing.
At this time, the others dance to the beat, and the one whose broom was taken away tries to wrest it from the other.
As soon as she succeeds, by the second verse, after the chorus, she dances to the center and sings it.
By the same principle, taking away the broom from their friends, the rest of the singing Grandmothers-Hedgehogs come to the center.
It will be funny for the audience not only to listen to the remade song of Babok-Yozhek, but also to watch how they try so hard to beat off their broom.
1st Grandma-Yozhka: 1st verse:
We came to you for the holiday, We found you all sober! But I don’t believe you, In these misunderstandings!
Chorus: the same.
2nd Grandma-Yozhka: 2nd verse:
We have a group of girls, we are beauties, just class! Let's get to the diaper! We are such girls!
Chorus: repeat.
3rd Grandma-Yozhka: 3rd verse:
They often tell me “stop!” I hate simple. I don’t complain about my memory, and I indulge in alcohol!
Chorus: repeat.
4th Grandma-Yozhka: 4th verse:
I see a man here! That's it, girls, bye! I'll take the handsome guy! Then I'll leave it in the locker!
Chorus: the same.
5th Grandma-Yozhka: 5th verse:
New Year is here, they say, Everyone celebrates here! Move over, darlings! We will take everything by force!
Chorus: the same.
6th Grandma-Yozhka: 6th verse:
New Year's game, it's time for us to play it. Become friendly We need to count you!
Chorus: the same.
1st Grandma-Yozhka: verse 7:
Where is our main “villain” here? Call me quickly! Grandfather Frost! Let's leave him alone!
Chorus: repeat.
2nd Grandma-Yozhka: verse 8:
Santa Claus, don’t listen to them, the evil Old Grandmothers-Hedgehogs! Come out to me, my friend! Give me your bag!
All Babki-Yozhki together:
Come out, skillful one! It's a shame it's not tasty!
An angry Santa Claus appears.
Sings:
What kind of analysis is this? Babki-Yozhki, you are a disgrace! The New Year is just around the corner, and you are all sharing the broom!
Grandmothers-Hedgehogs, squealing, skidded around the stage in fear, tossing around slightly, “flying away” backstage.
Example of a New Year's scene 2 New Year's scene "Hello, New Year!" for adults for a corporate party Scenario for a New Year's corporate party in a small team (up to 6-8 people)
Before the start of the remarks, you can rehearse, explaining to all participants that they need to be pronounced when the congratulations talk about their hero, and when exactly will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.
Characters, lines:
Announcer - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!” Toastmaster - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!” District police officer - “So, maybe you can pour it for me today?” Santa Claus - “And I brought you gifts!” Guests - “Hello, New Year!” Neighbors - “Congratulations to all of you!”
The presenter selects the “artists” who will deliver certain remarks in a playful manner: Presenter: In order for us to act out a skit, Roles must be given out! (To one of the guests) You, I see, are not silent and talk all the time. We need an announcer now, you are the right one! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of the Announcer.) (To another guest) And you should give toasts - you are the Toastmaster, then! (Gives words for the role of Toastmaster) (To another of the guests) The person is not new to everyone - the precinct is known to everyone! (Hands over the words for the role of the Precinct Officer) (To the male guest) Replace Santa Claus, He’s late for something! (Gives words for the role of Santa Claus) (To one group of guests) We ask you to be Neighbors, we are always very glad to see you! (Gives words to the Neighbors) (To another group of guests) Be our Guests and play with us! (Hands over words for Guests)
Next, the Presenter reads the text, and the guests, after the corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.
Text of the fairy tale The people are going to celebrate the holiday and, as expected, to celebrate the New Year. The glasses are already filled to the brim, And the Guests are shouting... (Hello, New Year!) But on the TV, the Announcer is in no hurry, He rustles various papers for a long time And informs, it seems, us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!)
The toastmaster stands up at the table to his full height and makes a very fresh toast, swaying fairly with a glass in his hand... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And on the TV the music is playing loudly and the Basque performs his famous hit. And the glasses are filled to the brim again. All the Guests are screaming... (Hello, New Year!)
Here Santa Claus, late, knocks. Seeing painfully familiar faces, he rubs his red nose in embarrassment and whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) And the Guests decided to raise the Toastmaster. He can't get up on his own! And he makes a toast, as if in a dream... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And the Announcer repeats especially for us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) He is probably afraid that we will “get enough” And the New Year is already can't wait! The doorbell rang. Neighbors burst in, brought wine and all sorts of food. They are shouting from the doorway... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) Having made room a little, we sat down at the table. Totally inopportune, the policeman came in, Seeing our company in the window... (So, maybe today you’ll pour me a drink too?) The neighbors are shouting... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer... (There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!) Here Santa Claus takes out his bag And he whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) How great it is to celebrate the New Year together! And, barely breathing, our Toastmaster gets up... (So let’s drink to those who are now on horseback!) He can’t wait for gifts anymore. Glasses have been poured for the main toast, All the Guests have risen in a single impulse, They are chanting together... (Hello, New Year!) And the clock hands are rushing forward! Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant, And again he stubbornly repeats his toast... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) Well, well, let's pour it and raise a glass to the New Year!
The morning after the anniversary
Characters:
- liver;
- brain;
- language.
There are enough signs for participants to indicate who they are.
So, the morning of the hero of the day after the holiday. How her organs behave.
Liver : Where am I? What happened with me? Oh god, what's wrong with me?
Brain : Quiet, come to your senses. I can not concentrate. You're still yelling here. Eyes, eyes, open up. Memory, memory, recover.
Liver : I feel bad and scared. Who asked for everything yesterday, pour more, pour more, today is my holiday!
Tongue : Liver, don’t push it. I didn't do it on purpose. My brain was in charge.
Brain : That's it, don't whine. Let me remember at least something. Oh no! Did I call my exes and talk to them?
Language : I really didn’t want to, it just happened that way. But he didn’t say anything unnecessary. Everything is just the worst.
Liver : Guys, help me?
Brain : I need to take a pill. And never drink alcohol again.
Liver : Well, thank God.
Brain : Oh no, memory, it would be better if you didn’t come back. I was talking such nonsense yesterday.
Language : Honestly, I didn’t do it on purpose.
Brain : Apologize to everyone or something. You just need to come to your senses. The mineral water will help me. Looks like it should be in the refrigerator. Come on guys, follow me! Everyone to the refrigerator, we will be treated.
Then the heroes give the hero of the occasion a mineral water in a gift box with the words so that she won’t be so sick tomorrow morning.
What is a skit among students?
As the famous song goes, students live happily between sessions, which only happen twice a year.
Just after the session comes a favorable time for the skit. Especially after graduation, when former students receive a bachelor's or master's degree. At the official part, which takes place during the day, everyone is serious. And in the evening, everything that was held back during the day spills out on stage: the joy of being recognized as a specialist, and the regret of saying goodbye to friends, and the responsibility in the profession.
You can’t do this day without parodies of associate professors and professors. But they were also once students and can even participate in some skits. There is a spirit of unity, familiarity and everyone is considered talented at the evening. This is a student fraternity generated by the alma mater - a university or technical school.
Cheerful girlfriends
It is advisable for men to play the role of girlfriends. Image: extravagant hats or scarves, colorful robes or loose-fitting dresses, balloons instead of breasts, beads, bags, etc.
Characters:
- Motya;
- Aunt;
- Zosia.
Gifts are prepared in advance: horseradish root, lemon, cabbage.
Three girlfriends appear to the song “Buranovskie Babushki - I’m 18 Again.”
Motya : We came to congratulate you. Leave something positive here. And have a little fun. Do you promise to forgive us?
Aunt : Let’s say straight away that we didn’t come in vain. Let's drink three healthy stopars to your health!
Zosya : Don’t expect trouble from us, we came to please you. We'll sing and dance, don't care about the rest.
The girlfriends begin to dance to the music of “Babka Ezhka - Satisfaction.” The movements are arbitrary, it is permissible to involve guests or the birthday girl.
Motya : We wish you great income. (shows big breasts)
Aunt : And send everyone who is dissatisfied to the ass. (turns his back and twists his hips)
Zosia : And also health, passion. (focuses on his charms)
Motya : And a lot, a lot of happiness.
Aunt : So that there are no problems with passion, keep horseradish as a gift. (gives horseradish root)
Zosya : To avoid illnesses, keep a big lemon. (gives citrus)
Motya : And so that they grow like mine (points to his chest), I saved cabbage for you. (gives a bike)
Then the girlfriends sing the chorus from the song “Happy birthday to you” in unison. They hug the hero of the day and raise a toast to her health.
Double
While the hero of the day is absent from the festive hall, her double sits in her place. It doesn't matter what gender. The main thing is to prepare the participant - using the details to make him as similar as possible to the hero of the occasion. For example, a wig with the same hair color. Dress of the same color, etc.
Characters:
- Double.
- Two presenters.
The birthday girl enters the hall and sees that her place is taken by someone. This is where the presenters address her.
Presenter 1 : Who exactly are you? We already have a birthday girl. Here she is sitting at the table, we all congratulate her together.
Presenter 2 : Probably a fraudster, right? Well, introduce yourself? Yes, you are all lying, you are not a real hero of the day. Double: What is this going on! And aren't you ashamed? Pretending to be me for gifts? Ah ah ah! How not good.
Presenter 1 : If you claim that you are the real hero of the occasion, then you will have to prove it!
Presenter 2 : Our (name of the hero of the day) knows how to sing songs. A karaoke battle is announced. Any song is played, depending on the taste of the gathered company. The double and the birthday girl sing a verse each in order, and the chorus is already together.
Presenter 1 : So, for some reason I still don’t understand which of you is the real hero of the day.
Presenter 2: Then let's check it out by dancing.
Any funny song is included. Participants dance either together or in a battle.
Presenter 1 : Or maybe you are twins?
Presenter 2 : There is only one way left. The hero of the day knows more about herself than anyone else. So we will ask questions. Whoever answers everything correctly is the original. And we will punish the double! The presenters ask questions, the answers to which are received in advance from the hero of the occasion.
Sample questions:
- Favorite color, movie, performer, actor, etc.
- What time was the birthday girl born, height, weight.
- Her cherished dream.
When the true hero of the day is revealed, all the guests come up with a punishment for the double. For example, dance a striptease, give each guest a compliment, crow 10 times, etc.
What is a skit at school
The teacher can host a fun evening at the end of the quarter or year based on the material covered. If it is Russian, funny skits are prepared with distortion of spelling and spelling rules.
A. Livshits and A. Levenbuk did something similar when they parodied lazy people in their radio program “Baby Monitor”. Here's a song they composed to remember the spelling of the unchangeable ending in some words:
We went on the meter
Look at the kangaroo.
And for a long time, after taking off my pince-nez,
laughed at the kangaroo.
You can arrange a humorous competition by dividing the guys into two teams and giving them the task of making up words from the word “cabbage.” Whichever team gets the most of them wins.
