Things are different in retirement. And even if you have a lot to do At the dacha, with your grandchildren, around the house, - You can throw everything into the movies!
The hard work is over, in retirement everything can be forgotten. Now the main concern is about the grandchildren. They need to be raised and raised.
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Retirement is a welcome time. You don’t have to give a damn about the alarm clock, don’t rush to work in the morning, and visit friends more often.
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I can say with confidence, my friend, that you won’t be bored in retirement. After all, there are so many interesting things around, and there will always be something to your liking.
Please accept our congratulations. Let us congratulate you. May every retirement hour give you only inspiration.
Retirement is such a blessing! Fishing, hunting and dacha await you. The body rejoices, the soul flies. How good life is in freedom!
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Retirement is an opportunity for new meetings, relaxation and unique days. But you need to take care of your health and you need to go to the doctors.
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Congratulations on your retirement, we wish you long life. We see you off with toasts and songs.
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There is no need to count your sores today; we will all congratulate you on your pension. You will remember our holiday forever, forget about your age!
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Pension is great! Don't go to work. And the money will be transferred to you every time.
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You are now a pensioner, don’t forget us. You are always an example for us, visit more often.
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From now on you are a pensioner, and we congratulate you on this. Live like a millionaire, Let your holiday become a paradise.
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May God grant you to forget your worries on your last working day. You are leaving work for a well-deserved rest.
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Today we will congratulate you and send you to retirement. Don't sigh deeply, it's easy to live in retirement.
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We congratulate you on your retirement and with all our hearts we wish you not to mope and not get sick, which you planned to do in time.
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You were dedicated to your work, perhaps more than anyone else. When you retire, don’t forget us, dear.
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Our dear employee, Let the youth work now. It’s time for you to retire, your work experience is over.
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We will miss you, In the meantime, at least crack, We will only have to wait for the long-awaited pensions.
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There are many opportunities in life, retirement is just the beginning. There will be a different road and many achievements.
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We wish you health, light, rest, goodness. Let your retirement season be filled with love.
Behind the scenes, behind the work The years have flown by. There were joys, worries, There were also adversities, But today we wish to forget about them, Kind, joyful, cheerful, To live to be a hundred years old!
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So your secret dreams have come true - a military pension has burst into your life! And from now on, on your military pension, life will become more fun and interesting:
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We wish you good health and would like to note in our speech: We all see you off with love and hope to see you soon.
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Congratulations on your retirement And may you not be bored by Endless good troubles And the roaring laughter of your grandchildren!
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On this solemn and glorious day, we congratulate you all. And in a crowd we see off your retirement.
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Let's say thank you for your work, Wisdom and Science. We wish you to spend your days without boredom.
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Take a break from worries and enjoy life. Make plans, don’t get sick, smile more often.
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Retirement is a time of discovery, and not a strict sentence. We wish you not to lose your passion, pressure, enthusiasm.
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We see you off on vacation, let it be only joy. Let your sleep now be complete and calm.
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But don’t sit still, always move forward. After all, there are a lot of interests and concerns around pleasant people.
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You had to devote more than one wonderful year to work. And today, finally, you are going to retire.
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We wish that this New round of life gives you a taste of freedom, Drive, a sip of joy.
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Let new discoveries certainly await only you. So that you can show our youth your class.
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We are retiring today. We see you off together. Of course, there are many prospects opening up now.
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May this well-deserved rest be a joy only for you. The laughter of children, the care of grandchildren will be as simple as a balm.
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Don't just sit still, improve your talent. Let your diamond sparkle with a new facet of Experience.
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You have changed noticeably: Looks, words, manners. After all, today you have become a pensioner.
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Accept congratulations that are flying to you today. It’s not easy to work without you. It will definitely be for us now.
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We wish you prosperity and new, interesting things to do. Remember, sitting on a bench is not a destiny worthy of you.
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The years have flown by like a whirlwind, You are already a pensioner, But sitting quietly in the park is definitely not your destiny.
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We see you off on vacation, Let him be active. Let your girlfriends tear up your phone every day.
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I wish you new discoveries in life, hobbies and victories. Be young, but vigorous. Many, many more years to come.
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It’s hard to even imagine that you are a pensioner. We wish you to continue to be so charming.
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So that the rest from work is fruitful. A hurricane of pleasant worries, so that it circles uncontrollably.
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Interesting events for you, prosperity, many years to come. Never lose heart, Live without boredom and without troubles.
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Retirement is a happy occasion to live in your heart with a good, beautiful song!
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Happy holiday. Let the world laugh, Life will suddenly turn into a sweet gingerbread!
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Now the time has come to say goodbye to your work. The pension gives the command: “That’s enough, that’s enough, rest.”
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How much has been experienced: Ups, tears, loud laughter. You have always worked honestly and your reward is success.
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I wish you happy, carefree and simple days. May you taste the sweets of life, All great, worldly blessings to you.
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You have now reached retirement age. This birthday is very unusual.
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We send you all as a team to rest. For a long time you were a driving force for the department.
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We wish you health and a happy life. Generate, as before, Rainbow thoughts.
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We are not retiring today. Everyone has gathered to see you off. We won't work today, let's fill our glasses!
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We wish you not to lose heart and forget about work. After all, such a sweet time - you can only live for your own joy.
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Let there be many happy days, new aspirations and undertakings. We wish you to realize in unison the whole heap of significant ideas.
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The table has been set in the office, we are celebrating the big day. We are sending you on vacation in a cheerful crowd.
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Let retirement time be calm. Let the payments according to your work be only worthy.
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We wish you to rest and enjoy your days. Spend more time with loved ones and friends.
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Today we are seeing you off to retirement in a crowd. We wish you not to miss your work much, dear one.
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May this new period give many prospects. We wish you to live actively, maintaining good spirits.
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Thank you very much for your work. So many years, like one moment. May you have enough aspirations and strength for new achievements.
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Today we glorify your years, which you devoted to work. We wish you to realize your cherished dream in retirement.
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The beautiful time has come to dedicate yourself to your loved ones, communicate with beautiful children and raise windy grandchildren.
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We wish you to enjoy life and not get bored at work. You can admire the sunsets and greet the day with a smile.
Short congratulations on your retirement
You are as nimble as a pioneer, energetic and slender. You are now a pensioner! Let the country be jealous!
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You go into retirement with your head up and lift your spirits. Let the beautiful globe of the earth bloom, Spring in the soul, and inspiration in the heart!
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You worked honestly, giving yourself completely to your beloved Work. They were rooted for the cause, not knowing peace, And often not even sleep.
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Everything you wanted to do, But you didn’t have time to do it with work, Hobbies and interests, Grandchildren, dacha, entertainment: There’s time for everything! This is called a pension!
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The exit, believe me, is not exit yet. Retirement, you know, let it wait. After all, there is gunpowder, and of course, the fuse is burning, and the work is a complete mess.
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Just don’t curse for years, Be healthy and in shape: Nicotine will kill the horse, Pension will feed you!
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We wish you great happiness, good luck, May you gain strength and health at the dacha, May you be together with your grandchildren more often, May life only be sweeter for you in retirement!
Short congratulations on important events with a pension to a man
You somehow immediately became more dignified and began to look younger. These are miracles in honest company! That, brothers, is what a pension can do!
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It is not the weight of years, but the parachute of freedom that you will feel behind your shoulders today, And from now on, let the years not bother you, And you will feel the beauty of retirement yourself!
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We came to congratulate you on your retirement, we will praise you today. Home, work, long experience. You deserve peace.
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Grandchildren, a bathhouse, a dacha are waiting for you. In general, there is a lot to do. May luck accompany you, and may age not take its toll!
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Hurray, we waited! Believe me, you are free, like a bird, at least lie down on the sofa now, at least continue to work.
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She was in a hurry and came, Like a best friend, Meet your retirement, it’s time, A worthy achievement!
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Today is your retirement, But let’s find something positive in this, Take away this sadness and depression, Give you a surge of vitality.
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It's time to relax from work, It's time to relax a little, Let everything go well in your life, Let your path be easy.
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On this day I wish you all the achievements, because, believe me, they are ahead! Even a poem cannot describe the everyday life that is left behind.
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In the midst of everyday life, we wait for the weekend, As if it were a golden holiday! Relatives envy you with white envy, An endless day off awaits you!
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Today is the day when your worries will be washed away by wind and rain! And the past, like snow in the spring, will dissolve! And we congratulate you with this congratulation! Let the beginning of retirement become a fairy tale!
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Our dear pensioner, so you have retired. Congratulations on this day and we send a big greeting.
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Joy, smiles, a lot of positive things. You've seen a lot, you're a diva in the world. Relax by the sea or go to a sanatorium, And on illness we declare an eternal moratorium!
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No one knows the labor business better than the production pioneer. But it’s time to rest for the soul and body. Don’t let the title “pensioner” be a burden.
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A series of accomplishments and discoveries is coming after work is completed. There are so many events ahead, And let there be no place for fear “I didn’t have time.” »
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It is very difficult for us to part with you; you have been our support and stronghold. Without help and life advice, Without you, a month will be like a year.
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Even though the years are long, we still believe that old age cannot get close to you. Let there be congratulations this evening, and joy in warm dishes and words.
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I wish you new hobbies, May serenity and peace fill your moments, untainted by vanity. In retirement, you will have freedom to waste your free time, You probably took a lot from life. I wish you more!
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Your age is quite respectable, And you can’t count your merits, And therefore, we foresee, You won’t be able to sit on the sofa.
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Things are calling you everywhere, you can’t give them up so easily. I won’t talk for a long time about your pension, my dear!
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Your thoughts are full of experience, But the time has come, That it’s time to retire, And throw off the burden of work.
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Rest your soul properly, and don’t forget about your body either. Joy, good luck. Live with a dream. Buy a country house.
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It's time to retire, colleague! I congratulate you on this day. Now there is no hindrance for you to show a little laziness!
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Over a cup of coffee and watching TV, dream a little in the morning. You have happiness, joy and money, And don’t grieve, but prosper!
Jokes about pensioners and pensions
Stories that make you ashamed. Mass grave. Probably everyone has encountered professional brawlers at least once in their life. These are dissatisfied people who have been accumulating negativity for a long time and carefully, which periodically needs to be thrown out. The main thing is to find a reason. Which? Yes, anyone. They didn’t hold the door, didn’t give up their seat, it’s hot outside (cold, snowing, no snow). And, naturally, we need a human receiver onto whom the tubs of anger, resentment and indignation will pour out. As for the occasion, the person can be absolutely anything.
So.
When I was still far from thirty, I got into a little trouble, earning a severe bruise on my right tibia. As a result, the next morning there was a huge black bruise below the knee; I could move very carefully and at the speed of a sprinting snail.
Therefore, after taking time off from work, I somehow made it to the clinic, went through all the prescribed examinations, received a sick leave and a blessing from the traumatologist for the return trip.
It's easy to say. There were three hundred meters to the stop, and my leg hurt seriously. Fortunately, there were no people on the street, so I cursed through my teeth so hard that even the noisy sparrows respectfully shut up.
At first, that pi... (gay pride participant) with a piece of reinforcement got it: - F... him in f... (may Providence send him an entertaining proctologist with crooked fingers)!
I remembered healthcare: - What a headless f... (victim of circumcision) set up an x-ray diagnostic room on the second floor, and a traumatologist on the sixth.
I didn’t forget about the electromechanics: - Not only does the elevator, b... (a holy woman according to single men), work like a drunk sows (the letter “r” is missing here), but according to the law of meanness, there are some b... in front of me... ( a group of holy women according to single men) broke it.
“Continue, oh teacher,” the flock of sparrows bowed low, “These birds are for... (tired sexually) specifically.”
In short, accompanied by small zas.., Zakakans, I somehow made it to the stop, reluctantly entered the half-empty (this is important) bus and sat down in a single seat near the window.
Behind which, waiting, the two most persistent sparrows feverishly flapped their wings. “You’re trying in vain,” I smiled, “the session is over.” Moreover, the pain has subsided a little, the drive is about thirty minutes, and there are people around, you can’t swear.
- Young man, give way. At that moment it became clear that the feathered little thing clearly had the gift of foresight.
Because next to me stood a large, prominent woman of about fifty, of the hysterical type described at first. Add to this one and a half centners of weight and a clear desire to quarrel.
And outside the window four intrigued sparrows were already flying. I had no desire to get up, so I emphatically politely and calmly replied: “Sorry, but could you go a little further.”
The number of sparrows increased to six. “Here come the young people,” the aunt squealed, addressing no one and everyone at the same time. - Dear, it’s hard for me to walk, my leg hurts. There's enough space, what's the problem? – I was surprised. - His leg is bo-bo. Poor him! Too lazy to get off your ass?
Having already looked at a dozen sparrows outside the window, I made a last attempt to smooth out the conflict. Moreover, he spoke quietly, and unlike my opponent, no one heard me except her. - Woman, calm down, please. - Don’t calm me down! He also snaps! Hamlo! Who raised you like this? How is the earth carrying you? - Silently. - What? – here she stumbled mid-sentence. - She carries it silently, just like you, although there are possible options here. - Which? – the aunt clearly did not expect a rebuff. - He carries you around, out of breath. “Yes,” the sparrows squealed joyfully. - What you said? Dryshch! “It’s better to be a jerk than a mass grave of donuts.”
And then Ostap suffered. Lord, how she covered me! - Unscrupulous pig. Too smart? - Yes. And I remember the alphabet, where it is written that “mom washed the frame” and did not chew the ham. - Well, repeat! - I repeat - don’t come closer, I’m scared! - Oh you…!
Realizing that my aunt just needed to throw out the accumulated negativity, I turned to the window. By the way, some passengers tried to stop the waterfall of insults, but the brawler had already gone into a rage, not paying attention to anyone.
Let him yell, for the sake of his health. Moreover, the sparrows staged an air battle, which was much more interesting to watch. - A? Do you have a conscience? Brat!
Taking my attention away from the window, I looked at the face red with rage: “Blow away, otherwise you’ll get your heart in jail!” - Here come the youth! No respect for elders. - At the same time, she tried to grab my hand. “Woman, if you’re counting on a group sex in my face, I’m eliminating myself!” “Wow,” the birds added. “Ah,” the aunt admired, waving her graceful hoof in ecstasy.
Hit right on the leg! Feels like I gave birth to a bucket of Nazi hedgehogs. Hellish pain!
And outside the window all the sparrows of the city had already gathered. They were waiting. They waited patiently. But I just clenched my teeth, trying to disperse the sparks before my eyes. - Why did you shut up, smart guy? A? A? Nothing to say? And I couldn’t stand it, barking at the whole bus: “My mother told me not to talk to fat women I don’t know, they’ll teach me bad things!”
Everyone fell silent. Both sparrows and passengers. It seems that even the wind died down outside. Logically, a painful death from suffocation or traumatic brain injury awaited me. But, contrary to expectation, with a purple face, the aunt fluttered out of the bus at the first stop.
Actually, that's the whole story. Having somehow hobbled home (accompanied by a feathered escort), the first thing I did was take a painkiller.
And if my leg felt better, my soul didn’t. Maybe it would be worth it to endure, she would sit in my place and enjoy life. Instead, he was so rude to the representative woman that the poor thing didn’t even get there. In general, it’s still a shame.
Author: Andrey Avdey
Short congratulations on important events on a woman’s pension
Everyday work is behind you, There is no need for you to grieve about them. The best is ahead of you, and you won’t have to be discouraged.
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Go to the sea, to a resort. You need to visit abroad: Get a foreign passport and go conquer London!
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We wish not to know sorrows. Boldly, proudly just forward. There are still many hopes ahead, Life is preparing a new turn!
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Let carefree days await, Plans, hopes and bright meetings. Children delight with care and love, grandchildren hear laughter nearby, even if there are speeches!
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This confusion will disappear as the “deserved path” begins. But there will be just as much worry, only a little more time.
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Retirement is not a reason to be discouraged, it is a reason to live life to the fullest! Soon you will be able to understand this. You won’t have to suffer from idleness.
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So it has come, a turning point, When fate grants you freedom, And you don’t have to work if you’re lazy, And be a free bird, either into fire or into water.
Short congratulations on your retirement
You have served a glorious service, for the benefit of the Motherland for many years. It's time to retire, so long-awaited, To enjoy the joy of victories!
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And congratulations on this date, We have gathered here today. Why enjoy your courage, After all, there is an even more beautiful life ahead!
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You are a wise boss from God, The workers have rushed through everyday life, And having accomplished the feat of labor, You are going on a big swim.
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Health to you, our mentor, Take on board all goals. Lead your life's ship And bypass the reefs of stress Store family treasures And enter the port of wealth, Teach Young's granddaughter everything And stay afloat!
Retirement wishes for a female colleague
You are already retiring, but your enthusiasm and agility have not dried up. Now you can be free, live a wonderful life and not have to worry.
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And not to be afraid of anything, And not to mope, and not to get sick. In a word, have a blast, and not sit on a bench.
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The work experience has already been accumulated, forget about the labor strap. I worked hard, gaining experience, Now it’s time to rest.
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So relax, without knowing any problems, without knowing any worries. And I wish you to travel around the world every year.
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Frolic to the fullest, So that you don't get bored even for a day, After all, you're in the juice and not an old lady. In short, happy pension to you!
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Short congratulations on retirement to a man
In the kind eyes of a pensioner, you can see a pioneer. That mischievous sparkle is so sweet and funny.
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Retirement, retirement – a glorious time! Dancing and singing from night to morning! Time to be happy, contented with life, Time to fall in love and truly love!
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It seems that the time has come to do what you only dreamed of yesterday! Let's go! Life is now yours, like heaven!
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Take a break from work, go to warmer climes - There’s too much to do now! May only joy await you!
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You became a pensioner today, and may it be the will of the Lord, that you may live many long years in health, in joy, without troubles!
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Retirement is a great opportunity to remember that you are good and young, But already smart and wise, Like the most ancient bison!
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So, my dear, congratulations, Sincerely loving, I wish you – Don’t be bored and mope, But dream, love and live!
Congratulations to a woman retiring in verse
from these times. like snow with a beautiful woman Don’t mope, don’t Hurry, life is like a carefree river for you! work in the rain!Glorified for wisdom!being “galoshes” will be missedRest and weWork in the houseLive productively a lot, a lotWe wish you joy, fun,
hassle. will be a gift, wear and tear. But only you A workaholic at work, Don’t grow old, but - visit! and over the years, Health, goodness, entertainment! Already have worked - For your effortsFarewell, work on keep all theseHouses forever
just live! Tomorrow we The old age leave will not decrease. Not at all optimism A well-deserved rest will be enough, and success. exhaustion. years, in care! I got up early, you will start for you - a blessing, Rather, we losing you,
For you,It's time to kick back, Rejoice, laugh andYou will be in All the years inYou are kind and in the morning, bored. This is delight, beauty! will be missed Without knowing any people will be free! live brightly,
walk through the forest, keep your memory, patient, I was in a hurry to get to work. Thank you for So accept quickly - despondency, no troubles!
More and strength! In kind eyes Forget about grief Poor at the vegetable soul! And tender, andNow to retire You are in the world congratulations - Tomorrow we
Well, the labor Let the pensioner and the memory of the obstacles. ridges please you very much. All the years that are kindly! Any new day, You can see a pioneerThank you and
You will start setting the alarm clock, passed away, leaving onlyLife will begin - And behind the worries.So soulful, sweet a dream come true! , Only gathering from memory, what is needed, And not a person! The main thing is that there is Thank you that life span,
urgent, So sweet and With deserved mushrooms. And this is a congratulation For your labors life was boring You will remain healthy in your hearts, You are in the worldBut on yours And everything will be funny.
For the fire to exist, years you are not lazy!
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