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Dear Natasha! Today, on your best birthday, I collected a package for you. As president, I know for sure that it’s not easy for your family. And Dimusya and I shook up all the chambers in our Kremlin. There’s not enough money either, And it’s not easy for you and me. Here's some sugar for you. You'll drink tea with him for a week. And Medvedev and I will have to live without sugar for a day. What if you are not rich in tea? So my guys send you a bag of tea and wipe away your tears. They share the last with you, They root for the people in their souls, Yes, I myself was here early in the morning. In the Kremlin, I rummaged through everything, everything. Suddenly what is lying unattended, Or what package is forgotten.
I found some candy, I’m sending it... Even though I’m suffering without sweets.
I’ve heard people say that people don’t eat bread these days.
So I decided to SHARE the last cracker with you, Natasha. So that you, my dove, can live a full, worthy life. I was visiting Chubais, Damn he lives! Well, Red Miser! To celebrate, I stole his toilet paper! I am sending it to you, Natasha, You need it more, queen! And I’ve long been accustomed to doing without her. I quietly stole a piece of soap to send it to you, use it sparingly, and don’t even think about washing your panties with it!
I’m sending you a little powder. I couldn’t send the box. Today I’m wearing shirts myself. Alas. I have to wash it.
Look, I robbed myself, collecting a parcel for you, So that you don’t need anything My dear Natasha! I know you are kind at heart, And compassion cannot be taken away, And I will be waiting for a big present from you On my birthday.
Live with God, Be healthy, Always with you. Putin Vova.
Putin and Medvedev at the anniversary
Congratulations scene: Putin and Medvedev at a woman’s anniversary.
Presenter: We are walking here today, celebrating a birthday, because today we are celebrating our Sveta’s anniversary. So let's congratulate her and give her all the gifts.
Well, our main surprise is standing behind the screens. So let's now, Let's meet Putin right away.
(all guests stand up and greet our President of the Russian Federation, V.V. Putin, with applause)
Putin: Dear hero of the day, I came to congratulate you, I have a lot to tell you, the main thing is to give you my gift. I, as the President of the Russian Federation, know for sure that you are missing a lot. Suppose, for example, we deliver bread to your house, coffee, tea, pasta and millet, buckwheat, rice and oats. Well, for something sweet, I brought you some sweets, so that you would be in a good mood on your beloved birthday. Well, what else do you need, Oh, of course, money, You definitely need this, For clothes, shoes, a phone. For boots and nylon. Here's some powder for you, some shampoo, some soap, and shoe polish for your shoes. In general, I brought everything I could. And now I want to say, so that you live happy, get a lot of money, and have enough for everything. Well, write me letters, if I can help you. I’ll give you food, even clothes, even shoes, After all, today is your birthday, It’s your holiday, You ask for whatever you want, Well, I’m a prankster, I’ll just give you everything, A yacht, a sea, a motor ship, A car, I’ll rent a room, Well, and if you want, I’ll buy an apartment. But, in addition, I’ll give you a dacha right away. It seems like I told you everything, May you always be happy, Live beautifully and healthy, With love, I am Putin Vova!
(gives the hero of the day bread, coffee, a box of tea, pasta, millet, buckwheat, rice, oats, sweets, powder, shampoo, soap, shoe polish and an envelope with money).
Presenter: So congratulations, just super! Class! So let us now raise a bitter cry for you!
(they raise a glass of vodka and sing for the hero of the day).
Presenter: Then Putin Vova told me, He didn’t come alone, He rolled up with Dima. So let’s do the same now, We will of course give the floor to Dimochka Medvedev.
Medvedev: Hello, Sveta, dear, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, I wish you a lot of happiness, I promise, I promise, I will fulfill all your dreams. Tell me, what do you dream about? Although I’ll guess right, you want to live in a palace, With your husband, grandchildren, children, And for this, of course, you need to buy money. So let me give you half of my salary, so that your life will be like in a fairy tale, like in a museum. Here, get up, take it and receive it quickly, This wonderful envelope, To make your mood more cheerful.
(gives an envelope with money).
Presenter: Now the time has come to an end, It’s time to say goodbye to you, And now I ask everyone to go out, And let all of us set off the fireworks as soon as possible.
(all guests get up and go outside, set off fireworks). The scene ends.
Happy birthday to a man with an apron
Our dear birthday boy! Even though you are no longer fifty dollars, it is still a joy for friends - a birthday, an anniversary! After all, any birthday is also a reason for giving. Because - see for yourself! - We came here with gifts.
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(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift)
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Look how beautiful this beer can is! You can make a rattle, a very nice toy - throw a couple of coins there! Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day? Rattle - isn't it? And a piggy bank for coins.
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Here's another present for you called a euro cent, or simply a penny made of excellent stainless steel. For what? It’s no secret: The birthday boy feels good about the coins he’s given as a gift! We will not take the gift back! This is money, and besides, our modest contribution to this dinner.
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(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can) =====
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We are happy to give you this lipstick tube. And although it is completely empty, He retains the touch of beautiful female lips. Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes! And I can give advice: Throw it into the enemy’s pocket! His wife will take full revenge on him for you!
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Look how lovely it is: Even though the jaw is still in place, Behind the teeth there is an eye and an eye! We give. Now. (rummaging through the box)
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Is the hero of the day ready to receive this dental floss? Oops, looks like you made a mistake. But we will hardly repent - With a simple, ordinary thread, somehow we act more habitually. But if you make a mistake, it doesn’t matter: they’ll always come in handy!
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And now, in earnest, we will solve the “dental issue.” This is pasta. Yes, dental! So fragrant! We know, we tried it too. True, doubt gnaws at us: Is it worth giving it? Because we didn’t have time to buy a new one today. But let's give it away - really!
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(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case) ========
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(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday boy is presented) ========
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That's it, the gifts are over. But no: the envelope is without a stamp! Suddenly there will be some occasion, And the envelope is at hand! Even a letter, or even a note - After all, the path to the post office is not close! However, it’s better not to delay, and look into the envelope!
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(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)
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Today I want to sing, laugh, have a noisy party, the soul rejoices, the body dances, that's it, let's cover the clearing!
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In the morning I see joy everywhere, I walk around with a grin on my face, because it’s the birthday of the person who is dearest to me!
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I wish you the keys to the car, so that you never feel sad! And everything a man wants - Beauties with curves always,
More cold beer, some salted fish to go with it, so that everything always lasts longer, nothing irritates you!
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Happy Birthday and I wish in life that all the problems and worries were like a microbe!
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And more laughter in life, So that the size of an elephant There are joys, successes, And love to know in full!
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I wish to be, I wish to sing, I wish to develop, to be friends with people and not to get sick, not to give in to fate! I wish you to be lifted up, With support, safety net, To be a master of male wrestling And the Kama Sutra of agility!
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Dear friend! On your birthday, receive a huge greeting and a lot of best wishes! May you have more good finds in your life! So that you find a beautiful wife, so that no idea is just a treasure, so that all purchases are at discounts, and so that you are always lucky with bonuses - both in stores and in fate!
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On your birthday I wish you Elite clothes and cars, Always pleasant excitement, And there is no end to men, So that your manicure is always in order, And your appearance is pure ideal, So that in love it is only sweet, So that everyone will admire you!
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So that with a smile, with positivity, Without associations with beer, Life is like a ripe raspberry, A silver car!
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Let there be a house like in a fairy tale! So that the work doesn't break down! That in abundance and in abundance Money was calculated in bullion!
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For good health: Eat onions, carrots and turnips! May luck and love be with you again and again!
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One bottle, two bottles! Happy birthday Friend! May your filled pocket never become a hole in life!
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Three bottles and four We are already sailing with you, So that tomorrow in our world there will be a very long curfew!
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Five bottles and a sixth. What more could you wish for? Let your whole life in sartir be easy, motherfucker
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Seven on the way and eighth Something I don’t see you Where have you gone? Well, the traitor vomited, I hate him!
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With all my heart I personally wish that, like a house cat, you always have a great life, both at work and at home!
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From the bottom of my heart I want to congratulate you on your birthday, But there was a problem with the gift: I really want it to be unusual, But worthy, and also practical!
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There was a choice - an apartment or a car, But no one supported me, So I give you an envelope with money, You can think of what to buy for yourself!
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So that there is an opportunity in life to suddenly embark on an adventure, I present you today with crisp bills.
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In general, we decided that we have no idea. Congratulations on your birthday, We give you money and an envelope!
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You'll see everything for yourself later, Just don't whip me, Happy Birthday! With all my heart, I gave you as much as I could!
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I’m giving you money today, So that there’s enough for cognac And oysters with caviar, For any other trifle.
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For relatives, let the banknotes serve as a beacon, Let the banknotes go to the Honest through hard work.
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It's your birthday. Congratulations with all our hearts! And lovingly, we give a white, small gift!
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It contains your dreams, desires, just turn on your imagination. Appreciate our efforts and show us a smile!
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They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but everyone is always happy with it. I give too! Spend wisely, And report back to me later!
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What did you see or what did you buy, or maybe you opened your own business? I give from the heart, from the soul, Hurry up to spend the gift!
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I will present cash so that there is a stash. The envelope, even if thin, will grow into a plump bundle.
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Let money “stick” to you, don’t let you pass, I only wish your income to grow.
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Happy birthday and presenting you with a gift! Whatever you want for yourself, buy it – you won’t go wrong!
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I give you an envelope for good luck, you will become rich overnight! Spend them however you want to make your dreams come true!
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So that you can afford various pranks, I give you, beauty, cash from the bottom of my heart.
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So that there is enough for a haircut, spa, massage and manicure, I wish to be a magnet for only respectable bills.
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Honey, happy birthday! You are truly dear And your desires, wishes and dreams are “modest”
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And tired, in a futile attempt, To please your dream. We give for your cherished one, Better money for you!
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To be included in the Forbes list, I give you both euros and rubles! Don't spend it just on a coat, buy yourself a car with it!
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You've been dreaming about something like this for a long time, And I was looking for one like this for you, With the size so as not to miscalculate, I want to give you money!
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Allow me to make a contribution to the cherished dream fund. So that you quickly become the owner of the Cars, you are noticeable.
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We know you dream of buying a car, we will do our bit too. So that you have less time to save, we’ll help you a little with money!
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And the occasion is just right - your holiday, your birthday! Please accept congratulations and a small contribution, Bring your dreams closer to fulfillment!
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You, my dear, dream of a miracle, Of a cool fluffy mink coat, So that it comes out and everyone gets in. Chic! And the only money is for a down jacket. But on a birthday, anything can happen. We congratulate you and wish you to find a deposit in the envelope for your fur coat, and you will find your treasured outfit!
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Sometimes you want to surprise a man you know with something. If not a gift, then a cool birthday greeting. While everyone else is preparing their pompous or formal congratulations, you can be more original by choosing a cool congratulation.
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For some reason, many people underestimate the importance of proper congratulations. At best, they get rid of this responsibility with the help of purely symbolic phrases that are already boring and unnecessary to anyone.
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Live brightly, beautifully and boldly! Catch the wind of luck quickly! May every new turn in fate bring you happiness and joy! Successful plans, brilliant solutions! New victories and real friends!
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Congratulations on your birthday, And with all our hearts we wish you, Drink beer and honey, And let illness not take you, And that you are brave and cheerful, Your wallet is always tight, There is success in your business, You can handle all the nuts!
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Let there be just a sea of pleasure on your birthday. Shot glasses with vodka, mugs with beer, Cute girlfriends. Songs and dances until you drop! Anything else we need?
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Let your birthday be crazy, cheerful and drunk. Let the laughter of friends and the clinking of glasses be heard throughout the area. Let everything go with a bang! And it will be easy in the morning!
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I wish you a life of long days, so that you forget about doctors, so that your wallet is deep, so that your wallet is wide and full of money!
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I wish you to become infected with optimism Be cheerful even on Monday morning And also, go mountaineering, After all, I wish you a MOUNTAIN OF MONEY!
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For a cool, comic greeting to a man on his birthday to be appropriate, so to speak, the main thing is to choose it correctly, so that in addition to the joke, it contains human warmth and attention. If all this is present, then such a congratulation is considered good and appropriate for the occasion.
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Don't miss the opportunity to congratulate a man you know. This sign of attention will definitely be appreciated. And, who knows, your list of friends may be replenished with another good person.
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May you not live sadly, The cabbage is crunching in your wallet, The key to the car is in your pocket, The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.
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May you succeed in everything, May you have a wonderful life: In your personal life - amazing! Everything is great at work! In terms of money - everything is OK! And full of friends!
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May you always have cash. What you spend it on is a personal matter. Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha, and then treat your friends for change!
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Be full of excitement, optimism and take advantage of your luck! Reach dizzying heights in your successful life! Think boldly, act energetically. May your business go well!
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Best wishes on your birthday! The work was not dusty, and also not noisy, the salary was a decent amount. Large living space and quiet neighbors! Set the table, we're on our way to you!
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You can give a bottle of wine to women of absolutely all ages. Even if the hero of the occasion is not a fan of strong drinks herself, she will be able to treat them to friends or relatives who unexpectedly come to visit. You can hand over a bottle of wine by saying the following words:
The holiday began a long time ago, Let's have fun and don't get bored! Well, for now we’re handing over the wine to the birthday girl.
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You are beautiful and sweet, You have driven me crazy with your beauty, Accept our answer - A wonderful bouquet!
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In microwave mode, the dishes will become hot, so that you can cook deftly - Get a microwave!
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Your beauty is wonderful And your tender gaze is beautiful, So that you are always lovely, Here is a set of cosmetics!
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On your beloved's bed You should sleep sweetly and sweetly, And that's why we give you a soft pillow under your ear!
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Here's a toy for you - Not a bear with sawdust, You can collect money for yourself in a piggy bank!
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Birthday - on this day, I’m not too lazy to sing your praises! You are beautiful - there are no words, but there are no poems to write down.
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I’ll give you a notebook, so that you don’t forget me throughout the next year, and make dates!
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Let the burning flame of this candle play in your gaze in the evenings. I congratulate you - and don’t be silent, share your dreams and dreams with me.
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Our affectionate home is pleasant and bright, You are the best woman on this planet! You surround me with reliable warmth, in which all the secrets, riddles, answers.
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He will remind you of childhood, Joy, games and coquetry. You will remember the entertainment and lift your spirits!
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Let the warm mittens warm your hands, protect you and overcome the frost. You look at them and you will smile in response, And with this smile you will walk through life.
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On your day, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, And most importantly, we remind you - Be kind and bright, be sincere with us, And rays of happiness will flow in poetry.
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You are a first-class housewife, And dumplings with potatoes fly from the plate straight into your mouth, little by little.
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The beads on your swan neck shimmer in wondrous music. I am forever fascinated by beauty, And I am very excited by the congratulations.
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I wish you happiness and continuation, Eternal youth, like a revelation. Holidays in life on ordinary days, Meetings and conversations with your friends.
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Wow, what felt boots, they look great on your feet! Get dressed quickly, friend! - Suddenly the blizzard starts blowing again.
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Let's go dancing for your birthday. Where are the sweets and jam? We congratulate you with all our hearts, Let's throw a feast like a mountain!
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Full of kindness and tenderness, you will not find a more beautiful woman. I'll raise a glass of wine to everything you hear now.
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Your image is fabulous and languid, I’ll add a small touch. Accept my gift, even if it is modest, Believe me, I always remember you.
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Your most beautiful hands, Let the pearl varnish adorn. You never know boredom, Our world blossoms with love.
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With freshness and purity, we revive the senses! Let's cheer everyone up with jokes and kindness!
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It’s not enough to be born cheerful; you need to be treated correctly. Here is a magic elixir - It will decorate any feast!
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We sincerely congratulate you and wish you to live without troubles, and also with this tea to finish any lunch!
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What is ringing piercingly? Can you hear this ringing? We are glad to give you a cool new phone!
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If suddenly you want a message, Write it down and leave it for centuries, I took care here in advance - You, of course, need a pen!
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Can you tell generations how life was in the twenty-first century, how your birthday was celebrated, and how we drank here today!
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I can’t remember any interesting stories by chance that started with “Would you like to drink this delicious, exquisite tea?”
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But funny incidents that started with vodka - wow! And let him lead you to the climbs, and let the hangover wait!
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For modern man, in this turbulent age of ours, it is extremely harmful to one’s health to keep all the negativity to oneself.
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Don’t lash out at your loved ones, Don’t look for scapegoats, I’ll give you an alarm clock, So that you can hate it!
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To scatter around the house, To keep your feet warm. To feel worthy We all need socks.
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So that when guests suddenly arrive, or you suddenly need to go to work, a pair of worn out socks, old, callous, does not cause everyone to be scared!
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I decided to give you beer, I say this head-on, like a man. And without any beautiful words, keep your wishes from the heart.
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I wish you strong nerves, And you value peace of mind: Although beer does not solve problems, But it makes life more pleasant!
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I am not a jacket or a shirt, I decided to give it to you. One of the most important items is Panties.
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My gift will be practical, And it will come in handy only when you feel the urge to sneeze, Straight from the heart, more than ever!
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Not in the sleeve, not in the towel, not in the hand - God forbid! To look intelligent, carry a scarf with you!
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I was thinking about what to prepare for such a festive day. I don’t have money or curiosities, but I’ll give you a shovel!
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You will bury all the problems, you will delve into the essence of things. Having dug out the treasure, you will become rich with my shovel!
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And let gasoline become more expensive, And let taxes rise. It’s important that things don’t come to this.
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I don’t know a more useful thing - It’s like a message from heaven! It unites the keys, adding weight to the pocket.
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And in very boring moments, When you don’t know what to do, You ring the keychain with your keys, To spite everyone around you!
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Good afternoon friends, Gennady Korolev is with you in the topic of unusual birthday greetings with a joke.
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Is it your friend's birthday? So you urgently need unusual birthday greetings with a joke!
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The best and most successful for me was the congratulations from the Italian, although recently the pioneers and the Japanese have been congratulating me on their anniversary quite well.
“The blue ball is spinning and spinning”
Hope lives in the green ball, In the fact that the year will be happy. The green ball will give warmth, And your soul will immediately become light.
Here is a blue ball on the ribbon, May it give peace of mind, Let the clear distance of the bottomless sky Make even sadness bright.
The orange ball is like a dream, May it never leave you. The orange ball is the circle of the sun. Let it gather all your friends.
We didn’t bring the black ball, Not because we didn’t find it, But because it was in the hearts of all the guests. Just wishes for sunny days.
Wait for new unusual birthday greetings with a joke, don’t be late!
After congratulations, we invite everyone to the table, which is full of salads and appetizers according to our recipes.
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Dear man, accept gifts, This birthday will be very hot, Lush and voluminous like Semenovich’s breasts, Musical like Mstislav Rostropovich.
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Everyone will hug you tightly, kiss you tenderly, Men will drink a couple of glasses for happiness, Greet all your guests with a strong snack, Celebrate your birthday joyfully and together.
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I just want to congratulate you, wish you good changes. So without any stupid questions: Have you bought a Porsche Cayenne?
And when you finally get married, have you built a new house? Otherwise Vasya from Beklemishevo Already bought a dacha “over the hill”
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I wish you patience, endurance, to rely only on yourself, to be calm to the reproaches of criticism, to always remain a man!
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A handsome man, always elegant. Someone's beloved, someone's desired, someone's comrade, someone's colleague, someone's a taxi driver driving a Tuareg
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On your birthday we wish you health, good luck, smiles, good luck. Be charming, kind and sweet. Be honest and fair in life.
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So that your dreams come true, So that your friends are never lost, So that you walk your path without worries, And so that your wallet is full.
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We decided to dedicate a couple of lines to you, our wonderful man, and tell everyone how cool you are. After all, this secret can no longer be hidden!
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You are the best friend and devoted comrade, You will help everyone in any need, And the girls with you feel like they are behind a stone wall.
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With all our hearts and souls, together we wish to find mutual and great love. Be happy, not knowing sorrows and acquiring everything you want in life!
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Excellent, ideal, Delightful, brutal, You move widely through life, Your thoughts delight.
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Gifted with great talent, Our city Alain Delon. Let your wife always understand that unexpected success will come,
And a pack of little children will ask for a bedtime story in a book. Stop there, poem. We congratulate you on your birthday!
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You are hope and support, My strength and peace. I don’t need much in life, if only you were next to me!
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Be cheerful and happy, Smile and joke. Let the path of life be long, And let the days pass in love!
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In everything - brilliant prospects, significant, valuable achievements! Set yourself up for positivity and the joy of new experiences!
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Let the ribbons of life's roads lead you to success themselves And your wallet will be full, Like a house full of friends on a holiday!
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I won't become your habit. Your ordinary weekday, so that everything, in everything, is habitually personal and impersonal.
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I want to be a holiday, a spring, a silent opening, a shock, a Transfiguration, a Sunday, always a bride - not a wife.
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I will be in the morning - blue, rainbow, and not a piece of the calendar. Thanks for every moment, you will become young and joyful.
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You are nearby, and everything is fine: both the rain and the cold wind. Thank you, my clear one, for being in the world.
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Thank you for these lips, Thank you for these hands. Thank you, my dear, for being in the world.
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We are close, but we might not have met each other at all. My only one, thank you for being in the world.
Congratulations from V. Putin
A birthday is a holiday that requires special wishes for the birthday person. There are many ways to congratulate on this occasion, but I would especially like to note - a call with congratulations from the President by name, which can be ordered and sent directly from this page!
You can choose a congratulation from Putin with luxurious audio birthday wishes from us in the men's and women's name lists.
Such phone gifts are a hit in holiday messages for anniversaries; they are the undisputed leader in orders.
Comic congratulations package from the president for the anniversary
Today is the holiday of fools - Russians, hello! A sea of jokes and poems - Who has teeth?! Who has a sharper tongue and stronger nerves, He is famous today, He is first today! If you got into trouble on the First of April, Then don’t be a fool yourself - there’s a week ahead. Let's laugh, Let's smile at luck, And let's meet failure Without sorrow and without tears. April Fool's Day is a good holiday. Let sadness get bogged down in laughter, And then we are omnipotent, And this is serious. They strive to call you a berry, But you’re still in bloom Butterfly in its very juice By the way, we’ll give you juice, Orange juice makes you look younger, makes you look slimmer, Works a wonderful miracle (Orange juice as a gift) Well, finally, dear, I would like to wish you, So that you smile more often, You shine like a star! You haven’t forgotten, About my wish, I’m giving you now as a keepsake, What’s most important!
On the Internet you can find poems for almost any thing that belongs to the category of gifts; all you have to do is find the one you need and learn it by heart.
Comic gifts for husband's birthday
If the birthday boy has a normal attitude towards situations where they make fun of him, such a gift will amuse and delight him. It’s good for the joke to be an addition to the main presentation. Such a pleasant contrast will definitely cheer up your beloved husband. To choose a suitable comic present, you need to take into account the interests and tastes of your spouse and choose something “not in the eye, but in the eye,” for example:
- If the birthday boy dreams of a luxury car and often talks about it, you can give him a collectible car of the model of his dreams.
- A man who dreams of success in business and fame will love a copy of Forbes magazine with his photo on the cover and an article about the birthday boy.
- If the birthday boy dreams of traveling around the world, give him a globe so he can plot his own route. A good addition to the gift would be a marker to mark the places where our traveler has already visited.
- If the birthday boy dreams of building his own house, give him a beautifully wrapped brick. And something serious and useful must be attached to it. Alternatively, you can make the packaging in the form of a brick with a substantial gift inside.
- A good gift for a heavy smoker is a cough ashtray. She coughs and says funny things while using it. Perhaps this joke will help you get rid of your bad habit.
- Cartoon. A cool joke portrait is a great gift for your loved one. It will definitely become your favorite interior decoration.
Remember, a joke gift should never be offensive. Think carefully about how the birthday person will perceive your joke before giving anything.
Discussions
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CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PRESIDENT (1) We put the items in a beautiful box, and as we read the congratulations, we take them out and give them. In the box: - sugar; - tea; - crackers/bread; - powder; - toilet paper; - fabric. I sent it for my birthday a package for you. As president, I know for sure that it’s very difficult for the whole country, But Lyudmila and I shook up all the chambers in our Kremlin. After all, the crisis also affected us And now it’s not easy for me either. I.O.... I decided to share with you, Which- what to take away from our hearts. Perhaps after this parcel we will go hungry for a month. Here are three spoons of sugar for you, you will drink tea with it for a week, and my wife and I will have to live without sugar for a little while. What if you are not rich in tea, I am sending a bag of tea, And I myself shed tears - I’m sharing the last one with you. I heard they say something there, You have nothing to buy bread with? So I decided to share the last cracker with you today. And a little powder for you, I couldn’t send a box, After all, you understand , shirts for me Lyudmila
Comic prizes and gifts with poems
Comic prizes and gifts with poems
All gifts with poems can be divided into several categories: food, stationery, dishes, clothing, household accessories, toys, souvenirs, medical goods, things for the garden, cosmetics and, of course, the most universal gift - money.
Products: 1) We give you a stick of sausages so that your life will be like in a fairy tale!
(sausage) 2) We give you tea as a gift, so that there is not life, but paradise! (box of tea) 3) Chewing gum can help secure the dentures. (chewing gum) 4) Whiskas will help you jump higher than any cat everywhere and always! (a Whiskas bag) 5) You will go to the Dead Sea from the moment you fill the bathtub with salt. (packet of salt) 6) We give you a bag of tea, it sometimes helps out. (tea bag) 7) You have a sharp tongue, we’ll give you a pod of pepper. (pepper pod) Oranges as a gift for you to smooth out wrinkles. (orange) 9) A goldfish will fulfill all your desires, even your innermost secrets and dreams. (canned food) 10) We give refined sugar, it tastes better than chocolate. (box of refined sugar)
Stationery: 11) We will give you a card to make you smile! (postcard) 12) We are giving you a pen as a gift to write down your pay. (fountain pen) 13) We will give you a heart to warm you like a stove! (card-heart) 14) Hold a notepad quickly to write down crazy ideas. (notepad) 15) We give you a rubber eraser to erase your messes. (eraser) 16) Cut whatever you want. Hold the scissors quickly. (scissors) 17) We give a touch in a large bottle to cover up mistakes. (stroke) 18) The prize is simple, now it’s yours, take the pencil. (simple pencil) 19) We give paints, watercolors. You are our artist now. (watercolor paints) 20) We give a brush made of ponies, those horses go bald. (paint brush)
Utensils: 21) We give you a simple fork to make a hole in the cutlet! (fork) 22) We give you a kettle with a whistle, treat us to some tea. (teapot) 23) It’s nice to drink tea from a mug that your girlfriends will give you. (mug) 24) To feed a large family, we give you a saucepan. (saucepan) 25) We give you a frying pan to fry delicious food. (frying pan) 26) Our surprise is a large service. (service) 27) A set of knives as a gift for you, chop salad in the evenings. (set of knives) 28) Salt and pepper on the table to make food tastier. (salt and pepper shaker) 29) A coffee connoisseur needs a Turk to quickly cheer up in the morning. (Turk) 30) To be satisfied and happy, you need a beautiful ladle. (ladle)
Clothing, textiles: 31) Keep your family panties, always protect your family! (family panties) 32) If you have a runny nose, the handkerchief will take pity on you. (handkerchief) 33) Socks without holes will improve your look and an extra pair won't hurt. (socks) 34) Wrap yourself in a stole, plunge into a soft world. (stole) 35) Rather, keep your slippers and wander around the rooms in them. (slippers) 36) We give mittens made of wool; your hands will feel wonderful in them. (mittens) 37) Don’t be a felt boot, wear felt boots! (felt boots) 38) We give you tights, they will always come in handy, your legs will fit comfortably in them. (tights) 39) Knitted hats are in fashion, dress according to the weather! (hat) 40) We give luxurious gloves, and leave the skin soft. (gloves)
Household supplies, chemicals: 41) Toilet paper to absorb moisture. (toilet paper) 42) We will give you a gold chain, now you are cool, thieves, period! (chain from a plug in the bathroom) 43) We give you a piece of soap so that you can wash yourself beautifully. (soap) 44) Matches are useful in the house, only children are afraid of them. (matches) 45) We will give you a car wash so that you can wash the car yourself. (spray bottle for linen) 46) French perfume for you, so that you can find suitors. (air freshener) 47) Italian gloves to keep the skin of your hands in order. (rubber gloves) 48) We give a hedgehog in the fog, figure out what to do with it yourself. (toilet brush) 49) You can create fashionable hairstyles using a comb. (comb) 50) To whiten our teeth, we need to give you some toothpaste! (toothpaste)
Toys, sporting goods: 51) We will give you a sled so that your life will be like in a fairy tale. (sleigh) 52) A teddy bear is kind, good, it will help you fall asleep very sweetly. (bear) 53) Keep the prize - it is yours forever, a pacifier is useful to a person! (pacifier) 54) The boy needs a car, look how cool it is! (typewriter) 55) The girl should hold the doll and play at being a daughter-mother. (doll) 56) A helicopter for a boy is better than any best book! (radio-controlled helicopter) 57) Jump and bounce the ball, score a goal against the chandelier! (ball) 58) You need a jump rope for the soul to lose excess fat! (jump rope) 59) We give an exercise bike so that your boyfriend will love you! (exercise bike) 60) We will give you dumbbells so that you want to lose weight! (dumbbells)
Souvenirs: 61) A refrigerator magnet is like a small alarm clock, you will look at the magnet and immediately remember me. (magnet) 62) A figurine for a gift, it will brightly decorate the interior! (figurine) 63) We give you an inflatable ball so that the holiday can be with you! (ball or condom) 64) The souvenir is just that - a calendar for the whole year! (calendar) 65) Pen stand - a gift for the boss, you sign it beautifully and simply! (stand for pens) 66) A simple souvenir - a stylish pen that will help you write beautifully about your paycheck. (pen) 67) The badge is a simple and pleasant souvenir, for your valiant work it is such a reward. (icon) 68) For a million scarlet roses - Santa Claus brought you a vase! (vase) 69) To write your poems and solve your problems, we will give you a notebook, which is very necessary here and there. (notebook) 70) Matryoshka is a Russian present for you, an original element. (matryoshka)
Medical products: 71) If you like to talk, you need to stick a band-aid on. (adhesive plaster) 72) To warm up from the cold, you need mustard plaster with red pepper. (mustard plasters) 73) We give an enema for constipation, and there is room for creativity! (enema) 74) We give you a youth pill, we’ll definitely reduce it for 10 years! (vitamins) 75) We give you a device to measure your blood pressure, you can check it now! (device for measuring pressure) 76) I give you a useful cream, and thank you for everything! (cream) 77) Lip gloss for cracks to make your lips comfortable. (lip gloss) 78) We give you a herbal balm so that when you get tired in the evening, after taking a wonderful spoon, you will forget the pain and fear! (balm) 79) We are giving away a weight loss kit so that you don’t suffer from obesity! (weight loss kit) 80) We’ll give you a massager so you can enjoy yourself in the evenings! (massager)
Things for the garden and vegetable garden: 81) To quickly complete the dacha, we will give you a nail in addition. (nail) 82) Hold a shovel to dig the beds, so as not to get tired the whole day. (children's scoop) 83) We give gloves - work in the garden, your skin will be fine! (gloves) 84) We give you a rake for work, so you can rake leaves. (rake) 85) We give you a hat with a brim so that you can sunbathe in the summer! (hat) 86) For the fisherman to dig for worms, we give you a scoop just like that! (scoop) 87) We give you a bucket for the garden, pour water if necessary. (bucket) 88) We give you seeds, herbs, vegetables, flowers! (seeds) 89) We give the book to the gardener so that he can plant only at any time of the year! (book) 90) We give an apron for the housewife to cook for her bunnies. (apron)
Cosmetics: 91) Eye shadows - this is just for you! (eye shadow) 92) To make your hair grow and always strive to grow, we give shampoo for hair growth, your sore point will be solved. (shampoo) 93) We give red lipstick, all men like it! (lipstick) 94) My friend, hold a pencil and smear it on your beautiful arrows. (eye pencil) 95) We give mascara for beautiful eyes, for your long eyelashes! (mascara) 96) For every day and birthday - cosmetics are always a salvation! (cosmetics) 97) Our surprise for the hero of the day - eyelash extension! (false eyelashes or mascara) 98) Will you rub beetroot on your cheeks again? Again? We give blush balloons, be more modern, mom! (blush in balls) 99) An anniversary is a great occasion to give such a surprise, we have put together a basket for you, if you please, don’t refuse! (basket with cosmetics) 100) Hairspray for stylish styling. Your hair will be fine! (Polish for hair)
Comic gifts: 101) To make the photo great, a selfie stick is just right! (selfie stick) 102) We give a pacifier to our Lala, congratulations on her anniversary! (dummy) 103) We are giving you a car! To go to Vaudeville! (toy car, or steering wheel) 104) We give you cognac in a glass container, bought in the morning at the market. (a bottle of cognac) 105) We give you a pill for constipation so that you don’t sit at home for a long time! (any pill, you can take ascorbic acid) 106) Happy birthday and we’ll give you a ticket! (comic ticket) 107) We give the horse to your care, harness it - and go to work! (toy horse) 108) We’ll give you a man so you don’t get bored in the evenings! (poster with a man) 109) Accept the keys to a luxury car, you certainly deserve it a long time ago! (any keys and a washing machine) 110) We give you a big spoon, so you can eat the caviar with potatoes! (wooden spoon)
For the New Year: 111) We are giving you a flash drive as a gift so that you can work without haste. (usb flash drive) 112) New Year's toys for Andryushka and Tanya to decorate the Christmas tree and decorate the house cozy. (Christmas tree toys) 113) We give a garland so that your window looks like a fairy tale. (garland) 114) A snowman for your kids, instead of sweet candies. (snowman) 115) Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that there is a lot of happiness in the house. (Snow Maiden and Santa Claus toys) 116) Let the tinsel decorate the house to make it more joyful! (tinsel) 117) A set of sweets is always useful to forget about your problems. (candy) 118) We give toys for your Christmas tree to make it brighter and more beautiful. (Christmas tree decorations) 119) We give you a live Christmas tree and fragrant needles! (live or artificial Christmas tree) 120) We give you a jar of caviar so that you can live in wealth! (caviar)
Symbols of the Year: 121) Here is Rat Lariska as a gift for you, she will find you a “lam” somewhere! 122) A pig is a very kind and sweet creature, accept this souvenir, I give it to you! (pig) 123) The dog is the symbol of the year now, let it become a plush friend for you. (dog) 124) The golden comb cockerel, the symbol of the year now, will wake you up at an early hour. (rooster) 125) Symbol of the Year - Monkey, better than any gift! (monkey) 126) The goat is coming with horns, rich in gifts, whatever you dream about - you will wish for the goat. (goat) 127) The horse is the symbol of the year, it beats its hoof briskly, and generously distributes cool gifts to everyone! (horse)
This list of gift options and humorous poems for them can be continued indefinitely! You can use these prize poems as a comic lottery for guests at a birthday, anniversary, wedding or New Year's corporate party.
If you have not found a suitable gift with poems in this list, then we work to order!
Comic congratulations and gifts for a woman on her anniversary.
Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.
Fun and Functional Birthday Gifts for Husband
If your husband is a practical person, but at the same time loves jokes, he needs to choose appropriate gifts - funny and useful. The best ideas for such gifts:
- T-shirt with a cool design. You can look for something unusual in souvenir shops. But, if you want something completely unique, it is better to order a print on fabric with an original design.
- Fun underwear. Cool drawings or inscriptions will make this item of clothing a useful and funny gift for your husband.
- Funny cup. It’s better not to buy it in a store, but to make it to order. This way you can print a photo of the birthday boy and a funny caption on the cup.
- Unusual shot glasses or beer glasses. There are a lot of options for such gifts. These can be “drunk” glasses of funny shapes, glasses in the form of barrels or with funny inscriptions, glasses with toasts and jokes.
- Funny slippers. These could be popular tank slippers or shoes with kittens, dinosaurs and other cute and funny decorative elements.
- Aluminum case for a smartphone in the form of brass knuckles. This is a fashionable men's accessory that will save your phone from bumps and scratches and may well become a tool for self-defense.
- Basketball hoop for trash can. It will be useful for a man who does a lot of paperwork. Now throwing them away will be much more interesting.
- Alarm clock-piggy bank in the shape of a bomb. If your husband doesn’t like to wake up in the morning, such a device will very quickly turn him into a morning person.
Such useful and funny gifts will definitely come in handy for your husband. He will be able to brag about your gift to his friends and show how funny and witty his wife is.
Congratulations from Putin by phone
Application for exclusive congratulations from Putin on his birthday, anniversary, holidays, in a real live dialogue over the phone with your dear one!
Hundreds of sites have appeared on the Internet that offer so-called musical voice cards with this kind of congratulations.
In fact, this is an ordinary answering machine from the last century.
The owners of sites that offer their services as postcards are clearly misleading or, more simply put, leading by the nose, substituting concepts in the meaning of this word, calling a voice answering machine a postcard that you will never see.
And to call them personal personal addresses from the president is generally beyond the bounds of absurdity, especially using popular names that will suit everyone: Vasya, Petya, Masham, etc.
But if your name is Albert, Armen, Artemy, Arina, Alevtina, etc., you are out of luck: they are simply not in the audio recording of the answering machine.
Putin and Medvedev at the anniversary
We recommend Popular anniversary scenes from politicians.
Presenter: We are walking here today, celebrating a birthday, because today we are celebrating our Sveta’s anniversary. So let's congratulate her and give her all the gifts.
Well, our main surprise is standing behind the screens. So let's now, Let's meet Putin right away.
(all guests stand up and greet our President of the Russian Federation, V.V. Putin, with applause) Putin: Dear hero of the day, I came to congratulate you, I have a lot to say to you, The main thing is to present my gift.
I, as the President of the Russian Federation, know for sure that you are missing a lot.
Presenting comic gifts for an anniversary in verse
Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put the pacifier on a pin)
Hello, our long-awaited day, We came here for a reason, The table is set, the glasses are poured, Maybe the October holiday?
Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year? Or did Mai come here? We are celebrating our birthday... half a hundred and five There is a newborn among us We will congratulate all of her But, and she is not allowed to drink from a glass, In theory! We will give this pacifier as a gift. Let her suck - it’s time, And it’s high time for us to drink to her health! Let him grow and not get sick, Gather us once a year. If only she had health, And the rest will come!
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk, You can take a bath with it, it will be useful there too, You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt, You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you, And when it happens (50.60.) we will come to you again, Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon, We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crush it, don’t leave it in the yard and put it back in its place, Happy anniversary, we all want to drink now, Some from the pile, some from what, and we’ll drink from it.
A funny gift (horseradish).
In order not to split hairs for a long time, I decided to give the Root of a valuable drug For the soul and for health “Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”, always put horseradish on the table. To forget our problems, put horseradish in soup and porridge. If Mondrage torments you, spread horseradish on bread and rolls. And so that there are no problems, put everything to hell. It contains every vitamin that will add vigor and strength. To work until dawn, rub your head with horseradish. He is a balm from Bitner - And if they pester you, you can send everyone to hell!
Money as a gift. (You can alternate money: real money and those sold in kiosks - fake money).
We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice. Then we thought and guessed and chose a microwave oven. Then a food processor, so that the design would be great. And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes. We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open air, but she needs a lot of money. But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel. We don’t know what he sent here, we open the parcel in front of everyone. Oh, what a miracle this is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, may it please our hero of the day from evening until morning. You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul. And if you take a camera, you won’t find a better nature, against the backdrop of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning. Guests will come running to you - can’t we lie on it?
What can I say, he’s beautiful! We give you this exclusive. Just pray that the moth doesn’t eat it, let’s sprinkle it on quickly, hero of the day, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!
Give pasta beads
We can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere. But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts, It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you. Although we cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday, but still with great effort we were able to buy something. And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of happiness, health, love, And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders. You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money. If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.
Comic happy anniversary greetings for a woman
Happy anniversary to a man in prose (in your own words)
Let this anniversary mark a new milestone in life, give a start to new beginnings, discoveries and triumphant victories. Let all the most daring and incredible plans be carried out easily and naturally, and “Lady Luck” become your guiding star for many years to come. Always be our pride, an impeccable standard of strength and masculinity, an invincible and unsurpassed leader!
Happy anniversary! We wish that harmony and mutual understanding reign in the family, resounding success awaits you in business, peace and harmony reign in your soul, and everything turns out the way you want! Let life bring unforgettable moments and give you unshakable faith in miracles!
Congratulations on the anniversary! Let this round date become a symbol of a round path. Let a train constantly run along this path, consisting of carriages of health, good luck, success and happiness. And you, yourself, will be the driver of this train!
Congratulations on the anniversary! I wish your life to be as bright as a clear sunny day, full as a glass of champagne, cloudless as the sky over the desert. And let, like the stars in the night sky, the lights always burn in the windows of your friends and family - lights of hope. Be healthy, happy and lucky!
Happy anniversary! Limitless happiness, unbending health, good luck and the fulfillment of absolutely all desires! Remain a kind, positive, charming and wonderful person!
On his anniversary, we would like to wish only real great happiness, iron nerves, strong male friendship, a steel horse, so that the engine does not act up, victories on all fronts, in life, so that you are lucky, and have as much money as you can wish for yourself!
Happy anniversary! We wish you spiritual vigor, success in everyday life, good health always, and never lose heart!
You are young, full of strength and energy, a whole world of possibilities is open to you! So may success smile on you in all your endeavors and may your dreams come true. Be happy. Happy anniversary!
Today we wish the hero of the occasion the most important thing - to always remain young! No one will argue that youth is a wonderful state when you are full of strength and energy, plans and hopes, when you daily expect something bright and joyful to happen. When you are young, you are sure that you can do everything, any task can be solved in one, two, three times... Therefore, we wish you not to lose this feeling of carefree youth in your soul! Be happy! Happy anniversary!
On your anniversary, I wish everything to be excellent. So that if your career is successful, if your salary is decent, if your friends are loyal, if your family is strong. If it’s cognac, then it’s aged, if it’s a car, then it’s of the highest class, if it’s a vacation, then it’s the most active. Let the blue bird of luck circle around you!
Congratulations on the anniversary. I wish that the youth of the soul does not disappear anywhere, that luck in life always smiles, that loved ones love deeply, that joyful and cheerful emotions give inspiration.
Congratulations on the long-awaited solemn date - happy anniversary! We wish you never to lose heart, have fun and be naughty, and remain cheerful in spirit and body! Do exercises every morning, do not allow yourself to be lazy and mope, because our thoughts are material! Therefore, do not allow bad thoughts, do not allow yourself to be sad! Be young, as we all know and love you!
