Comic congratulations on the wedding with cool gifts

Caring, that is, consideration for others, is the basis of a good life, the basis of a good society. Confucius All relatives and guests gather to celebrate the long-awaited wedding and, of course, congratulate the newlyweds in a memorable way. No wedding is complete without cheerful dancing, funny jokes and funny congratulations. Therefore, cool wedding gifts with sayings are a win-win chance for artistic guests to attract everyone's attention and be in the very center of the festive event.

An example of such a humorous wedding congratulation could be a basket of vegetables, the collection of which will not be difficult at any time of the year; all you have to do is drop by the farmer’s market.

Congratulations on the wedding - a bag of gifts

Gift options may be different, at your discretion. For congratulations, you need to prepare a small linen bag with items in advance. For example, you can give a wedding gift with the following lines of poetry:

Let's have fun, let's rejoice! Let the wine sparkle, we don’t have to be bored! At this super wedding, surrounded by super guests, let's have fun, and everything will be OK! Let's take a superbride and a supergroom And get the necessary gifts out of the bag!

Such a comic congratulation contains an element of mystery, since guests at the wedding do not see what they will give the newlyweds until the moment the gift is presented.

I hand you a bag of grain, because from now on you are husband and wife.
A glass of millet for the groom so that his wife will love him.
We give you a nut so that children's laughter can be heard in the house.
Here's some candy for you so that your daughter Svetka is born.
We give you bagels so that there are rubles in the house.
And here is drying, so that they don’t bite each other.
Here is a loaf of bread for the bride, so that she knows the law of women.
Here's an egg for the groom so that he doesn't go to the other guy's porch.
We'll give you a bottle of wine, just don't forget your mother and father.
I’m giving a barrel of wine to my son and daughter.

It is better to give wedding gifts for a reason, but to use elements of the show to make the holiday fun, bright and memorable. Comic wedding congratulation scenes should not take more than 5-10 minutes. You can come up with a dance or musical number, organize a performance with magic tricks, read a congratulatory poem with the participation of guests in disguise. In addition, gifts can be not only food, but also, for example, cutlery:

Not all the gifts were given, We were able to hide them a little, Now, of course, we will hand them over, And the first one will be for you a spoon!

You can start your speech with these words of comic congratulations at a wedding celebration.

We give you a teaspoon to make your life extraordinary!
We give you forks so that (name of the groom) doesn’t run to someone else’s milk!
Here's a plate for you, bride, so that you can spin around like a squirrel in the house, and spoons for the groom so that your feet can walk along the same path.
Here is a saucepan for porridge so that a daughter, Dasha, will be born, and a spoon to go with it, so that there will be a son, Antoshka.
Here's a mug for the groom so he doesn't have to take his girlfriend home.
We give you a mug so that you can love each other.
I’ll give the groom plates so he doesn’t sit with other people’s girls!

When presenting comic gifts in a bag to the newlyweds, you can first make the following speech: We would love to give you everything you can dream of, but the size of our salaries allows us to give only what will take the first step towards this dream

Here's a diaper for you so that Alenka appears sooner!
We are giving you a card so that your first son’s name is Vanechka!
We’ll give you a piece of paper so you don’t run to Masha.
We give you booties so that babies will be born.
And here is a dummy for you, so that your little son can be the first.
And also a vest so that Alenka can run around in the house.
Here is a diaper for your baby. Here are some pants for your little boy. And handkerchiefs for my daughter’s sweetheart.
We are giving you a balloon so that a boy, Alik, will be born.
Here's a toy for Andryushka to go first.
And here is a nail for you, so that your father-in-law will be your first guest.
We give you a nail so that you will not be apart.
And here, finally, is a broom, so that they don’t ask their parents for money.
We give you soap so that you can have a nice life.
I give you a washcloth to get you off to a good start.
We give you a blanket to protect you from troubles.
We give you a sheet so that you can live a fun and happy life.
We give a log from the oven to keep hearts warm.
We give you a vase so that you can make peace right away!
I give a box of clay so that they will invite you to a christening.
I’m giving you a box of beetles so that you don’t look at other people’s men.
I give you a bowl of flour so that men will be born.
I give you an arc so that you don’t go to another one.
Here is a glass so that guests will come to you.
Here's a comb so your wife can have a beautiful hairstyle.

You can end your cool wedding congratulations with the following words: “ That’s how much they gave you!” Well, now - Bitter!

Congratulations on your second marriage

The first marriage was a trial one for you, We looked at what it was like, Now with enormous experience, we entered into a second marriage. May it last for a hundred years, May it bring a lot of happiness, And may it paint only smiles on your faces all year round!

On your happy day, accept the Wishes of love, Together by the hand I wish you to go towards your dream. Yes, not the first attempt, You know the value of a family, Let your experience help you overcome troubles in fate. Peace and understanding to you, Always live in harmony, May the years bring you only happiness, only joy.

Your feelings are incredibly strong, since they have passed such tests. I wish you to be happy in this marriage, and to go through all the difficulties of fate together. Hold hands tightly, and look into each other’s eyes more often, because that’s where all the answers to everyday questions are, because that’s where your love lives. Even if this is not the first marriage, this union will definitely be sealed in heaven. Happy wedding!

More congratulations in prose →

Today is undoubtedly an important day, you are entering into a wonderful marriage, you already have experience, everything is clear, you know why and how. I wish you great happiness, live in love and joy, surround each other with care, tenderness, and attention forever.

Congratulations on the important date, You have already become a family, May Peace, prosperity and tranquility reign in your wonderful marriage. Let past experience help you avoid mistakes, I wish you to love tenderly, to understand and help.

Now this is your second marriage, Let it become very strong, You have experience behind you, And the support of your family is with you. In this life you are lucky to find joy forever, so give all the warmth of your joy as a reward! Let love, like a helmsman, forever rule in your house, This marriage will be your second, very romantic!

We congratulate you on your second marriage, you have life experience behind you. You went through the road of mistakes and trials, until you finally found each other. May the Threads of Fate bind you tightly, May Love protect you from harm. We wish you to take care and love each other, and to live a happy, long life.

Congratulations on your wedding are flying from me now, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, the path to happiness is already open. There is already wisdom and experience, So everything will be fine, Understanding to you, love, Well, and a wad of cash for you.

Congratulations on your wedding, Here’s attempt number two, It’s barely possible to surprise you with anything in your seminal life. I wish you to live happily, to apply your wisdom, to maintain peace, harmony and joy in relationships.

Congratulations on your wedding, Yes, your path was not easy, I wish you to step into family life with faith in your feelings. I wish you happiness and understanding, Strength, warmth, May the family be a stronghold of Peace, joy, and kindness.

Today I congratulate you on your wedding, You are full of cones, you already have experience, Let love take you and not let go, Let it spin you around in a fast turn. I wish you happiness, peace and patience, May your family give you peace of mind, I wish you great understanding, May only good friends surround you.

Cool congratulations in verse

A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize fun games, competitions and sweepstakes, and stage funny skits. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.

It’s a good sign for the family, So that the family hearth burns. But in life anything can happen - It burns, then it fades away. In order not to go out at all, we give matches in reserve. You are now a married man! Your bachelorhood is over, your festivities until dawn are over, now carry out your fast with your family. Think about a mug of beer less often, Now your main drink is tea! Well, of course, let's get down to business, If my dear has done something wrong, You can soap your neck once, So that it won't be disgraceful. And yet I wash it with love and lightly, Here are two fragrant pieces for you for these purposes.

Such cool wedding congratulations with gifts will add some life to your wedding scenario. And you can end the speech with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses: - Well, that’s all, the gifts have been presented, Let’s go back to the table, perhaps. But in the end, let’s shout bitterly: We want to see the kiss of love!

How to come up with a speech?

You can come up with a toast with humor or compose a text in a traditional style - this will depend on the seriousness of the situation and the closeness of the relationship with the young couple.
The form of congratulations on the second wedding day can be different: prosaic, rhymed, or in the form of a photo collage with captions . Choose what works best for you.
It is important how exactly the congratulations will be presented. It is better to rewrite the text into a beautiful greeting card.
If the text is small, it is better to learn it by heart . It will look better than reading from a piece of paper. Also, it is not forbidden to say congratulations in your own words (the main thing is to plan in advance what you will say).

This is interesting : Where to celebrate the 2nd day and what nuances should be taken into account in the preparation process, read the previous article.

Congratulations in verse on the presentation of money

For a new family, the most important thing you need is money, so congratulations on the wedding with the gift of money will be appreciated! And if the congratulations are also funny, they will be remembered and will improve your mood, and the donated funds will be spent by the newlyweds with pleasure! There are plenty of options to give money. This interpretation will be especially cool at a wedding after the loss of comic gifts.

Well, that's all, the gifts have been handed over. Let's go back to the table, I guess. But, in the end, let’s shout BITTERLY: We want to see the kiss of love!

The newlyweds kiss, and those congratulating them begin to move to their places. Suddenly they stop, remembering the main gift. After all, even comic congratulations on a wedding are not complete without presenting a valuable present - a traditional envelope with money.

Oh yes! We forgot one moment! We'll still have a present. We give you this envelope to replenish the family budget.

Today, money is a universal gift given to newlyweds. But to make everything look beautiful, it’s worth choosing a special way to give money for a wedding in an original way.

Funny congratulations, accept them, young people! Congratulations in words: Unusual, in verse! This issue has been resolved for a long time! We could give the Husband a blender to grind the fruit, and the Wife a screwdriver... Or vice versa? But the gift, to be honest, should be of interest to everyone, extremely important for both, and even necessary! We give newlyweds money - no other way! But regarding their spending, they are not rich in advice. Think for yourself, decide, What you need - buy it!

The presentation of a gift can be played out in an interesting way so that everyone remembers it. To do this, it is enough to take equipment, have the desire, and also perform a small stage action. The scenes could be as follows:

Awkward Guest

Take a large box, decorate it festively using bows and ribbons, and place glass jars in the middle. Heading towards the newlyweds, the guest should, as if by accident, trip and fall so that the box spectacularly flies out of his hands, and its contents break with a characteristic ringing sound. The donor quickly gets up, apologizes for the incident and says that the box contains instructions (an envelope with a cash gift), which he hands to the couple. Such a surprise prepared for the newlyweds’ wedding will be remembered by everyone without exception.

Toast to the young

Examples of toasts that a wedding celebration cannot be without:

"May you live happily ever after!"
“For the health of the young spouses!”
"For love!"
“For the happiness of the young!”
“For the start of a new journey - a journey to a happy family life.”

Often the main characters on the second day of the celebration are not the newlyweds themselves, but the parents of the young couple. Therefore, there must be a toast about them:

"For the parents!"
“For the health of young parents!”

If you wish, you can create a toast with humor or a parable toast, independently or based on existing ones:

“The sound of some people meeting is like the thud of plastic cups. Your meeting can be compared to the light clink of crystal glasses. Some might argue that crystal will break easily. Memories of such a shock will remain, but even after that they can be glued back together. Your family is like two crystal goblets filled with love. Therefore, we wish you harmony, tenderness, protect from disappointments and take care of each other.”