12 Cool skits for a woman’s birthday at the table

Cool congratulations scene for a wedding

fairy tale turnip sketch: fairy tale turnip in a new way script

For this scene you will need a prop that imitates a turnip (you can buy a yellow pillowcase and put a pillow in it), with a gift wrapped inside it. Roles are distributed among the guests and relatives of the young people - grandfather, grandmother, mother, father, brother, sister, etc. Each in turn (the first grandfather) goes on stage or to the center of the hall and begins to pull the turnip. The presenter says: “They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out.” The last ones are the newlyweds, after they joined, the turnip was pulled out. Next, parents or someone close to you takes a gift from the turnip and makes a congratulatory speech

harem scene

10 women must be selected to participate in the congratulations.

A sheikh (one of the relatives) appears and says:

- Brother! Congratulations to you and your beloved on your wedding! May your life be long and bright. Accept a gift from me.

The sheikh's wives come out and dance an oriental dance, one of them tries to seduce the groom. After the dance is over, the sheikh addresses the newlywed:

- If you are a real man, you should have not one wife, but several. I already have 10 of them! On the occasion of your marriage, I want to share with you and give you one of the wives, choose which one you like best?

The groom, of course, refuses. Then the sheikh says:

- Well done (name of the groom)! Passed the test, you will be a worthy husband! Congratulations!

Giving a gift to the newlyweds.

ATM scene

Prepare a prop - an ATM, which can be made from cardboard. Make appropriate inscriptions on it, like on an ATM, draw a keyboard and screen. Cut an oblong hole where the money should come from.

One of the guests needs to be seated inside the ATM. The presenter addresses the newlyweds, invites them to approach the ATM and look through the slot so that the ATM can identify the client by their eyes. The one sitting in the box says:

“Aren’t you ashamed to spy on a married man?”

After the check has passed, the following is heard from the ATM:

— To receive money, click on the “stash” button.

The person sitting inside gives out money through the hole. Next is the bride's turn. She undertakes not to be greedy and to give her husband money for all his needs and presses the “give out money” button, after which the ATM gives out money to her. At the final stage, the young couple dances around the ATM, repeating the movements of the leader, which help attract money to the family.

A fairy tale remade for adults in roles: the tale of the sleeping beauty, a man's anniversary

sleeping Beauty

Characters and performers:

• Spouse (male);
• Spouse (girlfriend);
• Neighbor (young man);
• Computer (female)

You will also need additional attributes: a backpack, fisherman's boots, a fishing rod, a handkerchief for tears, a box (to cut holes for the eyes, to hook up a cord for the keyboard), a jar (the inscription is for salt).

First act (read by the presenter).

Second act

The presenter continues to read the text, and the guests perform the skit impromptu.

Third act

At this point it is good to take a short break to show the flirting of the Spouse and the Computer.

Sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary from colleagues

cleaning lady scene

When the holiday is in full swing, the cleaning lady comes out with cleaning equipment. She starts cleaning the floor and grumbles.

One of the guests says: “What are you doing, don’t you see that we are having a holiday?” The cleaning lady replies: “I don’t care, I’m at work.” One of the guests: - We are celebrating a birthday, remove your bucket. Cleaning lady: - Show me the birthday boy! The cleaning lady is shown the birthday boy. Cleaning lady: - So that’s why I’m not allowed to do my job, well, accept my congratulations!

He takes a gift out of the bucket and makes a congratulatory speech.

scene - psychic

A psychic comes in and moves his hands mysteriously.

- Hello! Who's birthday is it here? Oh yes, I can define it myself.

Points to the birthday boy.

- Now I’ll look at your aura.

He mysteriously moves his hands over the birthday boy’s head and whispers:

“I see that you have a good aura, it attracts positive energy.” Now I’ll tell you what awaits you. Starting tomorrow, carelessness and prosperity await you. It will last 364 days. But I see the 365th day poorly, your wife flashes in a mink coat, then again everything is vague and banal - good luck, happiness, health. Well, everything I could see, I didn’t lie, I told you the whole truth.

The psychic rolls his eyes, presses his hands to his heart, falls and lies on the floor for several seconds. Then he stands up and says:

“Your destiny just spoke to me, asked me to tell you that it hugs you tightly and asks you to give me gifts.”

congratulations from the fairy

5 fairies enter the room where the celebration takes place. On each head there is a cap with one of the inscriptions - old age, happiness, love, joy, health. All the fairies take turns congratulating the birthday boy and handing him a flower.

Health Fairy: - How healthy you have become! Fairy of Joy: How joyfully your eyes sparkle! Fairy love: - What love is around you! Fairy-happiness: - I'm flushed with happiness! Old Age Fairy: - Another year has passed in your life, oh, old age is not a joy. Health Fairy: - Girls, let's congratulate the birthday boy!

One of the fairies waves her magic wand and congratulations sound.

A comic congratulation to a man: “And we, and we, have a gift for you!”

Hello, well done man! We've come for the name day! Yes, with not empty hands, but funny gifts!

1.) If you’re lying with a girl, You’re trembling with desire... You’re a friend, don’t yawn, Put it on, don’t forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Condoms as a gift)

2.) In the morning you get up from the sofa, And run to the bath, To shave your beard, There is no foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

3.) So I shaved, combed my hair and looked at the shirt, that’s it! Well, where's the tie? Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

4.) Dressed up for work, It’s time to have breakfast, Drink coffee, where’s the cup? Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

5.) You run to work, You’re late, you’re trembling... Rise before the sun, Start it up, don’t forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

6.) You came to work - there are a lot of documents! There is no pen, as luck would have it, Well, it’s a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

7.) You were tired at work, you walked to the car, Oh, how the snow covered the windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

8.) You were tired at work, But you walked home, You took off your shoes, there’s a hole in your sock, Don’t be sad, it’s not a problem!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Socks as a gift)

9.) And so that your wife is waiting at home, dying of desire, we give you something... Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

10.) In order to calculate the bonus, without straining your brains, we give you a calculator, you really need an account of money!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish that all your dreams come true, And that the gifts come in handy, And that they come at the right time!

All in chorus: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just class.

Congratulations to a friend with a sketch

Congratulations to the king!

Dance from oriental beauties

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Read the classics and become a fatal seductress

(A modestly dressed woman, clearly educated and intelligent, addresses a consultant in a bookstore)

Woman: Please tell me, do you have anything...well...how can I say this...well, something on such topics, you know...very intimate and frank...advice in general?

Seller: Of course there is, here you go “The Best Sex Lessons: How to Become a Seductress.”

Woman: I just have a daughter, she’s dating a boy. And they seem to be reading the classics, but don’t get me wrong, because I’m a mother, I’m worried.

Saleswoman: You would have said so right away, here you go!

(He takes out the volume “War and Peace.” The woman begins to leaf through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman with wide open eyes, and she winks at her and nods)

What do young and old people buy in a bookstore?

(Scene in a bookstore. Cookery section)

Seller: Hello, how can I help you? Buyer: Good afternoon. I'm looking for a book, it's called "About Tasty and Healthy Food." Seller: You know, it is sold in two volumes. Which one do you need? Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference? Seller: Well, of course. The first volume is more often read by young people, it is called “About Tasty Food”, but the second volume is of interest to older people, it is called “About Healthy Food”.

Who will go to work and do things?

(Scene in a cell phone store. The salesman is showing the latest phone models to the customer)

Seller: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see directly to the Internet. Buyer: What, and even from the bathroom?

Seller: Well, of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who really like to give likes. It has a keyboard that you can always carry with you, and a projector to see everything on any surface. Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car...

Seller: Well, if this price doesn’t suit you, I can offer you a stunning model! There is everything, even a folding knife, a bill acceptor, a folding tent and a survival kit. Buyer: How can I make calls from it?

Seller: Why would you call from him? This function was removed as unnecessary. Buyer: No, this doesn’t suit me at all, goodbye.

Seller: No, wait! The best option for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, it will even go to work for you!

Dad can do anything and more

(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)

Guy: Dad, hi, today the guys and I are going to the cottage. Dad: Ha-ha, yes, yes, son, I understand, do you need anything with you?

Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened last time... Come on, so that now there is enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squealing that they have been ruined all the fun, and the guys won’t like this situation either. Dad: Olesya! Bring the largest pack of condoms from the warehouse. (The queue is warily watching what is happening.) And also bring a couple of bottles of iodine and brilliant green.

Guy: Do you think this is enough? Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go blow them up and color them!

What kind of old ladies are there in queues these days?

(A scene in a pharmacy. There is a huge line, a wizened old woman comes up from behind, looks at all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don’t let her in. Then she calmly takes out a mask-hat, puts it on, then a gun appears from her purse)

Old lady: Everyone on the floor, don’t move! This is a robbery!

(The line falls to the floor with a squeal, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently approaches the cash register)

Old lady: I’d like a couple of bottles of Corvalol, please, and two packs of Validol. Look what kind of people they are, you can’t survive without a gun!

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Burglars can also make mistakes and mix up apartments

(The room is dark, two robbers suddenly appear, lighting their way with flashlights, talking in a whisper)

First: It seems that everything is correct. The apartment is good, there is something to live on. Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, that chandelier... just like at my house. The owner is clearly wealthy. First: Look, the plasma is huge! I've always wanted one like this! Second: Give up this plasma, they cost a penny now, but they work every other time, I have the same one at home. (He comes up, presses the buttons, nothing happens) He’s not working either. Let's look for the safe.

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Women rule the world

Guests gather in teams with the same number of people: a women's team and a men's team. On the “start” command, the teams compose their lists of countries: the men’s team - a list of male countries, and the women’s team - a list of female countries. In theory, women should have a much larger list, because the countries of the world are Greece, Japan, Russia, Italy, Spain, America, Brazil, Bolivia, Jamaica and so on. But there are much fewer male countries. The presenter gives the teams a minute or two to compile lists. But in the end, a team of women proves that women rule the world, because their list should be longer, no matter how you look at it.