Birthday Day “Aibolit visiting the guys” lesson plan on the topic

Congratulations from Doctor Aibolit

My eye began to squint for some reason. Isn’t it time for us to repeat it? If you give me 100 grams, I’ll give you a massage.

You value your health. Put a hot water bottle to your ear. If you pour me 100 grams, I’ll give it to you.

Do your ears hear well? So pour it quickly. And if you catch a cold while partying, you’ll put the jars on overnight. If you pour me 100 grams, I’ll give it to you.

Clinton has a girlfriend Monica Lewinsky, And our deputies have a medical enema! If you pour me 100 grams, I'll give it to you!

Doctor Aibolit is ready to announce the diagnosis: Our birthday boy is healthy. Let him live with joy!

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Congratulations from Doctor Aibolit

(The nurse takes two syringes out of the suitcase and hands them to the Mice. They, in turn, fill the syringes with juice or lemonade and inject a few drops into the mouth of each guest.) Nurse: And we need a double dose. So that prose fits better onto poetry. (The mice are served by the medical staff, not forgetting about themselves.) Doctor Aibolit: You, grandma, are like God’s dandelion, Always fresh and pretty. Now let's look into our suitcase. To support your image today. For the disease, we will exclude all causes. When will we prescribe these vitamins? (The nurse takes vitamins from the suitcase and hands them to the birthday girl.) May you surprise the whole world with your health. Take this magical elixir from us.

(The nurse hands over the elixir bought at the pharmacy.) I’m sure you’ll dance the hopak. When you get five star cognac. (The mice bring a souvenir inflatable bottle of cognac from another room.) Doctor Aibolit: We make an accurate diagnosis. It's called an anniversary. There was an urgent visit to you. So welcome guests! (Continuation of the feast.)

Dear friends! Today you are visiting central television! The TV company “Pale Vid”, together with the Ministry of Health, presents you with a festive and educational show “I’ll tell you a secret!”, the sponsor of the program is the funniest doctor - Doctor Aibolit! He will now introduce his patients to you! (Dr. Aibolit comes out in a cap and gown and several of his patients, it is desirable that their appearance corresponds to the content of the verse that he will sing)

(patients sing their verses in turn):

I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t look at lard, I’d rather take Natural vitamins!

I’ll tell you a secret, I sit in a yoga pose, and sometimes I intertwine my legs so that I can’t untie them!

I’ll tell you a secret, I’m on a diet, I dip crackers in tea, I gnaw bones!

I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t shiver from the cold, I jump into the ice hole in winter, like a walrus!

I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t go on diets, Because I value my weight endlessly!

I’ll tell you a secret, I’m friends with foreign countries, I recently underwent a massage in Turkey itself!

I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t watch TV, That’s why I don’t walk by touch, like a bespectacled person!

I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t go to work! When I eat the last gingerbread, I’ll tell you first!

I’ll tell you a secret, At night I gnaw cheese, Because I normally contain calcium in my body!

Sketch "Aibolit"

AIBOLIT - “Treat!” MONKEY - Drink! FOX, BARBOSS, HARE - Oh, thank you, Aibolit, nothing hurts me!

It's a holiday today! And the path is paved with joy in the holiday. We, friends, are ready to plunge you into a fairy tale today. Someone has anemia, someone has pneumonia, but Good Doctor Aibolit will heal, heal everyone! Our door to a fairy tale is open, And we meet Aibolit! Aibolit appears to the music. Measures the temperature, Any virus to kill, Instantly, having prescribed the medicine, He gives his verdict... Aibolit. Treat! Leading. This doctor is just a pro! But there is a reason for this: We meet him as a nurse, a young monkey. The Monkey appears to the music. Thank you for your support! I’ll ask the nurse a question: “In order to heal all ailments, answer, what is needed?” Monkey. Drink! Leading. We continue our fairy tale, We expect applause. There is no better doctor like him anywhere in the world. He also receives chronic patients in his office (at a banquet). Here comes the first sick woman, walking along, wagging her tail. A woman’s beauty does not fade, The sick woman’s name is... Fox! Lisa appears. And the patient shakes and cries, And, waiting for the doctor’s diagnosis, Tearfully complains to him, to her Aibolitushka: “The child continues to study, There are chronically not enough funds, After all, there are two sessions a year!” And Aibolit said: “Depression!” The doctor put his ear to his chest, put his thermometer under his arm, and became confident: The fox will live! And Aibolit said... Aibolit. Treat! Leading. Ah, mothers’ depression is understandable. I’ll ask the nurse a question: “To heal depression, Monkey, what do you need?” Monkey. Drink! Leading. Here the Fox drinks the mixture, she hugs Aibolit, and she laughs and laughs, and tickles the monkey under the armpits. And in ecstasy of happiness... Fox screams. Oh, thank you, Aibolit, nothing hurts me! Leading. And his tail wags again, he leaves this office! Suddenly there's a knock on the door, who's there? Question! Our Barbos is sick! Barbos appears. He walks barely, He has aches in his body, He is built to death, He whines in time with his steps. The housing problem has plagued me, The boss has become so intractable, And he has long outgrown “Oka”... Aibolit understands: chondrosis! And he bends Barbosa in half and inserts his thermometer under his arm. I became sure: Barbos will live! And Aibolit said... Aibolit. Treat! Leading. And we all know chondrosis! I’ll ask the nurse a question: “To cure chondrosis forever, Monkey, what do you need?” Monkey. Drink! Leading. Here Barbos drinks the mixture and presses Aibolit to his chest. Barbos. Oh, thank you, Aibolit, nothing hurts me! Leading. Barbos straighten his bones In three leaps he leaves the office. Should I end the fairy tale now? But they are knocking on Aibolit’s door again! The problem is, what is this! There are two doctors on the doorstep! They step over impatiently and explain their illness to Aibolit. Oh, the disease struck them so hard! We meet everyone - the Hare and the Hare! The Hare and the Hare come out. Bunny in prostration: Bunny Got under a huge tram. He is afraid that he will make a mistake with potency... He believes that the grief happened out of fear... Aibolit looked at the Hare, And, like a pro, he immediately realized... Yes, she is tired, but she will still live... And Aibolit said... Aibolit. Treat! Leading. You are in prostration from a lot of work, hallucinations visit you. Everything is fine with your Hare, and there will still be bunnies in your house! We must forget the fleeting fear! The monkey exclaimed... Monkey. Drink! Leading. A couple of our hares have emptied a glass of medicine! Hare. Oh, thank you, Aibolit, nothing hurts me! Leading. And they send their bow to Aibolit. The plot of this fairy tale is completed! Aibolit, of course, he was tired, But he took a second wind. He gave a general diagnosis... Aibolit. Treat! Leading. And the Monkey exclaimed... Monkey. Drink! Leading. And they pour the potion for everyone, wishing them friendship, good luck and happiness. Adding faith to every mixture, Drink, friends, for health and in moderation!

It’s better if you don’t prepare a thermometer. It turns out funny that one aibolit inserts his hand instead of a thermometer , the other his leg...

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Sketch congratulating the doctor on his birthday

As you know, going through a medical examination is always a troublesome and very tedious task, and today, in honor of your holiday, we came to you to check your health conditions and allow you to go to work 1. We go through a medical examination - an ophthalmologist (draw a portrait of an ideal employee with his eyes closed) - surgeon (pass the gloves - relay race) - pediatrician (for children) (you need to fit as many adults into the hoop as possible) - neurologist (feel with your butt how many eggs are on the tray) - therapist (fairy tale Doctor “Aibolit”)

In life, I’ll tell you honestly, there is no place for diathesis! To prevent the disease from overpowering you, you must fight it bravely. Take out the wine and vodka and drink it quickly! 2. Presentation of honey. Conclusions 3.Music break

1. What kind of lifestyle do doctors recommend? (Healthy) 2. Whose blood pressure is always high? (Hypertensive) 3. The most bloodthirsty of arteries. (Aorta) 4. What calms a person, but makes cats ecstatic? (Valerian) 5. Drinking bowl for a syringe. (Ampoule) 6. Official medicine renounced the healing properties of this plant only in the mid-nineteenth century. (Tobacco) 7. Composer Robert Schumann suffered from this disease in 1933. (Malaria) 8. And Aibolit stood up, Aibolit ran, through the fields, through the forests, through the meadows he runs. And Aibolit repeats just one word... What? (Limpopo!) 9. Aibolit's specialty. (Veterinarian) 10. White and fluffy from the first aid kit. (Vata) 11. Conversational doctor. (Speech therapist) 12. Notes that only a pharmacist can understand (Prescription)

Congratulations from Dr. Aibolit Include “1. Siren" (Phonogram of an ambulance siren. Doctor Aibolit, a nurse (a disguised man> with a suitcase in his hands, hurriedly run into the room,

Today we got very busy. But they managed to get the vaccine. So that the table in front of us does not double, we will now give the guests an injection. on 2. (The nurse takes two syringes from the suitcase and fills the syringes with juice or lemonade and injects a few drops into the mouth or glasses of each guest.)

Doctor Aibolit: You, grandmother, are like God’s dandelion, always fresh and pretty. Now let's look into our suitcase. To support your image today.

Doctor, this lady underwent very serious tests before her anniversary. All the guests present want to know what is the health of the hero of the day? The nurse shows, the doctor analyzes: Urinalysis (yellow juice) Transparent liquid has the smell of pineapples. No protein was detected, salt was below normal. The character is not harmful, because nothing precipitated. The young lady’s health is heroic—corresponding to her age.

Doctor Aibolit: We make an accurate diagnosis. It's called an anniversary. There was an urgent visit to you. So welcome guests!

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Comic scene script

At the height of the holiday, “Nurse” suddenly appears, carrying a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the props necessary for this comic scene.

Nurse (addressing the guests): Hello, my dears! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do? Apparently it was not in vain that we came.

Guests in the house

Doctor: I heard about the anniversary a long time ago, so I got ready to visit as soon as possible. Who's in pain here? (examines the guests) Aibolit will heal everyone! (points to himself, bows.)

I didn’t come to you alone, I brought an assistant. The intern is here with me, You can’t count her merits. Nice, sweet, fast, Meet the nurse.

Nurse: I was in such a hurry to see you, I was already tired on the road! To gain strength quickly, Hero of the Day, pour us some! (celebrating the anniversary to the doctor and nurse) Doctor: In order for us to understand each other, it’s time to welcome the guests to our chests. (let's pour the music playing)

Doctor (addressing the nurse): We had a drink and a snack! Have we forgotten anything? Nurse: Oh, Doctor Aibolit, doesn’t your head hurt? Doctor (indignantly): What does the head have to do with it? Tell me - give me the words! Nurse (in a half-whisper): Well, I couldn’t understand me! It's time to give us gifts! Doctor (clearing his throat): I’ll tell you this, friends, We didn’t come to you in vain. And it’s not a joke. I saved it for the hero of the day. Nurse (addressing the hero of the day): You are blooming today, and, of course, you drink a lot! And in the morning, bad luck...... There will be a terrible hangover! We decided to help you, We brought drugs to calm the hangover. We suggest you take: (the doctor reads out the text and the nurse hands it over) Doctor: It’s a hangover that makes your body weak. Life in the morning is not a joy at all... And even a soft feather bed can’t help you. Let it be It doesn’t bother you - Take aspirin instead. If you suddenly feel bad, Here is a reliable friend for you. A moment, and you are ready to flirt, Ammonia is alcohol. That's almost all good! The dryness just torments me. The world is not at all nice in the morning - Forget that you drank before. So that you don't get too angry, drink your magic pickle. The brine did not help, alas………. Drink mineral water. And, finally, by chance, Brew some good tea. We tell you in advance - You will fulfill all the instructions and then, my dear, you will be as cheerful as a cucumber sounds music, the doctor and the nurse sing a song) SONG (motive “Wonderful neighbor”) Doctor: I came to visit today, I congratulated the hero of the day, I presented him with gifts So that he suffers less. So that His miracle head doesn’t hurt from a hangover, So that he has fun today And he walks until the morning. Together: Pap-pap, pa-pa-ra-ru-pap-pap………………… Nurse: I came to visit today, to congratulate the hero of the day, Lastly, it’s very simple I wanted to wish: To be beautiful, sweet, kind, Charming always, And, of course, so that misfortune is not your friend. Together: Pap-pap, pa-pa-ra-ru-pap-pap………………… Together: And we also wish you to always be healthy, and never have to deal with hospitals, never for anything, ever. Temper yourself, wipe yourself off in the morning, evening and afternoon. Well, don’t doubt us. We will always come to you. Together: Pap-pap, pa-pa-ra-ru-pap-pap………………… (leave)