Greetings to all large and small Internet users! I would really like to speculate on a topical topic and highlight it in the current skits “Children and the Computer.”
In any family, every day you hear the same phrases: Daughter, get off the Internet, do your homework! Or Son, put down your tablet and go get some bread! And in response - Well, mom, I’m busy now, then...
Parents have trouble with these computers, phones and other gadgets. They pulled our children into the World Wide Web. How to deal with this problem? The answers will be prompted by a little sad, a little funny scenes with the participation of adults and children.
Autumn Ball. Celebration of Fathers and Daughters.
Scenario “Autumn Ball. Celebration of Fathers and Daughters"
Event “Autumn Ball.
Celebration of Fathers and Daughters” begins with a slide show of a video compilation of fathers and daughters spending time together. The girls go out and stand in a line and read poems about dads. Presenter: For every man, having a beloved and loving daughter is a great happiness, and for a girl, dad is the main man in life. A good relationship with your father from a very early age is especially important. Thanks to her father, her daughter will be able to grow up to be a happy and confident woman. And for this you need to love your daughter very much.
Today the holiday is dedicated to spending time together between fathers and daughters. Dads, of course, often have to adapt to the interests of their little ones, watch cartoons about the Winx fairies with them and play Barbie, but girls also need to remember that dads have their own interests, and take part in the lives of their dads just as dads take part. in your life.
Today we will organize a competition between pairs of fathers and daughters, and see which pair can cope with our tasks best of all. First, we'll test our dads' endurance. So, now the situation is that your mother is away and left you to get your daughter ready for the ball yourself, you need to do her hair, you have a huge set of hairpins and ribbons at your disposal. Do you know what to do with them? You have only one minute to create a hairstyle on your daughter's head. The couple with the neatest hairstyle will win. Time has passed!
Competition "Get your hair done"
Fathers are provided with a set of hairpins, bobby pins, and ribbons to do and decorate their daughter's hair.
Presenter: The hair is done, and now it’s time to dress up for the ball. Now I ask all our couples to line up one after another. You will need to take turns putting on the prince and princess outfit and going to the center. Here you will be photographed and then you return and pass the suits on to the next couple. The couple who takes the most original photo will win.
Competition "Fashion Show"
Fathers and daughters take turns putting on costumes suggested by the presenter, walking around, taking pictures.
Presenter: Until now we have helped the girls feel like princesses, but now it’s time for dads. Now you need to divide into two teams: a team of fathers and a team of daughters. I give each team a slingshot and three balls. The balls must be launched into the buckets opposite the teams. I'll count the number of hits. Let's check who will win our dads or daughters.
Competition "Shooting Range"
Host: It's time to relax and dance a little. Your girls are as flexible as birch trees, but will dads be able to show no less flexibility? While dancing to the music, you and your daughters need to walk under the ribbon, bending back as if you were making a bridge. The one who cannot pass moves aside; the most flexible pair will win the competition.
Competition "Dance flexibility"
Host: Let's not stop dancing. Now we will compare how the musical tastes of young people have changed. This year's music and songs that were in vogue ten fifteen years ago will be played. If you hear the music of this year, we repeat the movements after the girls, but if you hear the songs of your school years, then show how to dance and the girls will repeat after you.
Competition "Dance Collage"
Host: what can a dad teach his daughter?
Guests answer
Presenter: I think that some dads will definitely be able to teach their daughters to fish. And those who cannot study with them, because there is a fishing competition ahead of us.
Competition "Fishing"
Dads and daughters take turns catching toy fish on magnets.
Host: and now it’s time for you girls to take revenge for everything that your dads forbade you from. Did they forbid you to watch cartoons all day? How about going on rides in the park until nightfall? Did they force you to clean? Well, you dads probably don’t need to be reminded what your daughters did to you? We divide into two teams of fathers and daughters, stand on opposite sides of the dividing strip, take flying projectiles and, at my command, throw balls at each other. The team that has the fewest balls on its side after I say “stop” will win. So, off to the start, attention, march.
Competition "Balloon Fight"
Host: Do you think your girls and dads are the best?
Yes
Host: What do you think, are your girls’ dads the best?
Yes
Host: Today you all proved that fathers and daughters are an excellent team, and can be even better than mothers and daughters, but not a word to mothers about this. But so that you don’t forget what your strength is, I have prepared rewards for you.
Awards ceremony for fathers and daughters.
Fathers and daughters are given “Most Friendly” certificates; “The most combative”; “The most photogenic”; “The most accurate”, etc.
Presenter: I have one certificate left, but I don’t know who to give it to – I know! It will be received by the dad who is the fastest to make a flower for his daughter from a simple sheet of paper.
Competition "Dad with a Flower"
Dads are given a piece of paper and a printout of how it needs to be folded to make a flower. The first dad to make a flower receives a reward. The rest of the dads finish the flowers and give them to their daughters.
Host: And of course, what would a ball be without a waltz. Nowadays all dads invite their daughters to a waltz.
Competition "Waltz with my daughter"
List of props for the autumn ball: ribbons and hairpins; fashion show costumes; two buckets and two sets of balls; ribbon; fish and fishing rods; balls according to the number of participants; diplomas; sheets of paper and origami instructions for the number of dads.
Interesting pages:
Autumn Ball. Harvest festival at school.
Halloween Party Scenario “Monster’s Ball”
Birthday script "Princess"
Day of Knowledge with Fixies.
Birthday script "Frozen"
A sketch about a mother-teacher
"Promise".
Characters: mother and son.
Mom talks to her son at home.
Mom: “Vanya, remember how I promised you that I would buy roller skates if you studied well?”
Son: “I remember, mom.”
Mom: “Do you remember how I promised that you would get good grades if you behaved diligently in class?”
Son: “I remember...”
Mom: “So why didn’t you fulfill a single promise?”
Son: “Why should I keep my promises, Nadezhda Alexandrovna, if you don’t keep your word?”
Sketch about mother and son
A sketch about a mother and son can be both funny and sad. Below is a version of the production for mothers of high school students.
"Mom and son at a disco."
Characters: mother, son, girl, extras (small).
The scene is a disco. Music is playing and teenagers are dancing. In the center of the dance floor, a guy approaches a girl.
Guy: “Hi, beauty! Maybe we can get out of here and go for a walk?”
Girl: “Hello! I would be glad, but I need to go home already - my mother forbade me to return later than 11.”
Guy: “Ha ha! Do your parents still tell you what time to come? Maybe they also take you by the hand and take you on dates?” (laughs).
Suddenly someone grabs the guy's ear with his hand.
Guy: “Mom? What are you doing here?!"
Mom: “What are you doing here? You have a test tomorrow! Go home quickly!
Mom drags her son along. He followed the girl: “Beauty, I’m sorry, I...”
Mom: “Home, I said!”
A skit about mom for Mother's Day
"Mothers Day".
Characters: mom, dad, son, daughter.
The action takes place in the morning in an apartment. Children (son and daughter) come to the door of their parents' bedroom and listen.
Son:
“Mom and Dad don’t want to wake up and feed us today.”
Daughter:
“Let's prepare breakfast ourselves. At the same time, we’ll clean up the apartment. After all, today is a holiday.”
The children go to the kitchen. On the way, the sister whispers in her brother’s ear: “We can also make a surprise and decorate the cabinets in the kitchen!”
They take out the vacuum cleaner and the paint in the can. The vacuum cleaner is heavy, they try to handle it and accidentally spill paint on the floor. They decide to give up on it and start cooking. They try to knead the dough, it sticks to their hands, stains their clothes, flour spills on the floor.
Suddenly they hear the sound of footsteps.
Daughter:
“Someone is coming!”
Son: “At least not mom! We didn’t have time again!”
The door opens and dad enters. He says in amazement: “What’s going on here? Do you want me to punish you?!”
Son: “Daddy, don’t be angry. We wanted to surprise mom!”
Dad grabs his head (forgot about the holiday).
Dad: “That’s bad luck! And I didn’t even buy flowers, it completely slipped my mind! So, let’s do it together, one or two!”
Everyone gets down to business. Dad cleans up the mess, helps paint flowers on the cabinet, finishes baking the pies and, tired, goes back to bed. After a while, the mother wakes up and comes into the kitchen to the children.
Mom (surprised): “Oh my God, what a beauty! It’s so clean, beautiful, and smells amazing!”
Children (in chorus): “Mommy, happy holiday!”
Mom hugs the children, then sighs and says: “What a pity that dad doesn’t see this.”
This skit about mothers is suitable for the participation of children of primary school age. In this case, older children or the teacher herself can play dad and mom.
Funny skits about family for schoolchildren
Relaxation evening “We feel good together” dedicated to Family Day.
Goals:
- Fostering love and respect for your family;
- Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
- Development of children's creative abilities.
Hall decoration:
balloons, a birch tree with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of each child’s family. Exhibition of creative works of families. Children's photographs of mothers.
Equipment:
for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pots, rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.
How fun is it to congratulate dad on February 23?
On the occasion of Defenders of the Fatherland Day on February 23, 2022, many kindergartens and schools host matinees to which parents are invited. The children sing poems and songs and act out funny scenes for their dads.
You can put up such miniatures with the participation of children, teachers or educators. Help the children learn the lyrics, conduct a rehearsal on the eve of the holiday - and you will be guaranteed applause from the audience!
Funny scenes for dads on February 23
You can start sketches about dad for February 23 by reading poems dedicated to them.
Guys: – Our dear dads, We sincerely want to congratulate you on the Best Men’s Day! With the one that will certainly soon enter every home... He begins with a military command: “Rise!” And with smiles on our faces we say to our relatives: - May I please contact you? We want to congratulate you!
You can play out an interesting scene on February 23 by inviting the dads present at the holiday to play the game “Be Attentive.”
Presenter: - We will play with you - Raise your hands together. Having heard a military word, everyone is ready to raise their hands, but in response to a peaceful word, one must sit still. The main thing is not to miss, are you ready? Begin…
Poems sound: - School, tank, gun, Shot, pool, toy, Sight, carousel, trench, Scooter, attack, snowdrift, General, rain, pencil, Machine gun, bread, dugout, Teddy bear, house, helmet, Soldier, bullet , flowers, fairy tale.
By February 23, at school you can stage a miniature about dad with the participation of several children. They go on stage and start arguing.
Boy: - I'm a real man! I know how to hammer nails, I help my dad when he fixes his car. Together with him, I dig a garden and plant potatoes... Girl: - Well, no... a real man should give his beloved flowers, take him to a cafe... fulfill various whims... That's like my dad! Second boy: - A real man is one who takes care of his family and protects his loved ones, who is strong and courageous. Like my dad, the best in the world!
Then other guys appear in the production: “And my dad is the best driver in the world!” – And mine is the best teacher in the world! – And mine is the best DJ in the world! He listens to the player, wears headphones and presses the “play” button. – And mine is the strongest strongman in the world! - And mine is the best at kicking the ball!
Presenter: - Guys, I’m sure that you are all right, and all dads are the best! Men are the heads of families, they are responsible for their relatives. We cannot cope in life without strong men! Tell us about what your dads can do.
The guys read poems about dad: - He can play football, He can read a book to me, He can warm up soup for me, He can watch a cartoon, He can play checkers, He can even wash the cups, He can draw cars, He can collect pictures, He can take me for a ride Instead fast horse He can catch fish, fix the faucet in the kitchen. For me, there is always a hero - My best dad!
Further in this sketch about dads on February 23, the song “Me and My Dad” sounds: - If you are at home today, It means that this day will be the kindest. We'll read books together and play catch-up to see who's the fastest. The ball in the closet has become dusty, It has completely gotten out of hand - no problem. Let's run with you into the street, So what if the sky is frowning, You are with me, and that means - Luck always smiles on us.
Chorus: Stretch out your hands to me, Hug me. If we are apart, then I miss you. Stretch out your hands to me, Be always with me. Two reliable friends - me and my dad.
You and I are so similar, We love to welcome guests with the whole family, We love sweet jam, And we always drink tea with it on Sundays. We love to sing funny songs, It’s interesting for us to count the stars in the sky. And for us, only our mother will be our favorite. We are a family, which means luck always smiles on us. Chorus.
After this, at the holiday in honor of February 23, dads can be shown a funny scene, the action of which takes place in an ordinary family.
Presenter: – Once Dad, Mom and Son were sitting at dinner, They ate a delicious dinner together, They drank delicious juice together. Suddenly the son looked at his dad and asked seriously... Son: - And in your childhood, daddy, did you have a computer?
Presenter: - Dad answers: - No. - And his son answered him... Son: - You probably had a cell phone in those days?
Presenter: – Again, dad was silent, but his son continued. Son: - It wasn’t? Well, this is necessary! You are so ancient, dad! Well then tell me, have you seen Dinosaurs?
Presenter: - Looking at her son, the mother poured juice into a glass. Mom: - Drink the juice, go to bed, go to sleep on your right side! Son: - I was taught to speak, And now I don’t understand, Why did they decide to teach me to be silent again?
At the end of this skit, the participants in the performance address the audience: “Our dear dads!” Children today are not easy, they are inquisitive, logical, they reason everything perfectly. Laugh together, talk, Write down their laughs, These days will not be repeated, Let me talk!
Presenter: -Yes, sometimes our children say very interesting things! What do we tell them? Time passes, but the phrases we pronounce do not change. Now we will conduct a quick survey. I will name my parents’ favorite phrases, and you will confirm with applause whether you use them or not.
- Want is not harmful.
- I'm speaking Russian to you!
- I don’t know how to talk to you anymore!
- We didn’t punish you enough as a child!
- They will have their own children - you will understand.
- When you grow up, you'll understand!
- I give you my word, and you give me ten in response.
- Are you the only one who is not asked anything at school?
- And if the whole class starts jumping from the roof, will you jump too?!
- If you don't study, you'll become a janitor!
The holiday for dads on February 23 will continue with the participation of the guys: - Dads are different - One is silent, and one screams, One sometimes hums, One hangs out at the TV, One sometimes hugs with the Warmth of strong arms, One sometimes forgets that he is my son's best friend. Dads are different... And when the days pass, their sons grow up exactly like them.
Presenter: – Dear dads! We once again want to sincerely congratulate you on the upcoming holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day and wish you good health, peaceful skies, and family happiness.
And you can end the children’s performance in front of their dads on February 23 by reading poetry: - Being a father is not an easy task, You always need to be responsible. Being a father means a lot, It means love for years.
May your children always respect you, Dear men, fathers! May God protect you from troubles, from sadness, adversity, and gray hair.
Be happy, forever healthy and warmed by the love of your family. May your world be illuminated with love, May your every moment be joyful.
Scene #1: Mania – Avataria
A schoolgirl about 10-12 years old runs onto the stage, throws her backpack into a corner and hurries to her laptop.
The girl takes off her shoes and hangs out on social networks, getting nervous: Come on, load up quickly! VKontakte distributes promotional codes.
Mom comes in : Nastyusha, are you home?
Nastya dryly: As you can see...
Mom cleans up after her daughter: She didn’t change clothes, she scattered her things! And I didn’t wash my hands!
Nastya waves it off: Then...
Mom : Hungry? I cooked pasta and fried your favorite cutlets. Will you?
Nastya tiredly: I’m not hungry...
Mom : How are things at school? Was the math teacher nagging again?
Nastya : Of course, she says, I slipped into C grades because I don’t study at all at home.
Mom : Maybe the math girl is right, you don’t open books, you spend all your time playing.
Nastya : You don’t understand, this is not a game - but my life. There I am beautiful, successful, I have many friends. And here it is - it completely sucks.
Mom is upset: Are you bullied at school?
Nastya : No, I’m just a gray mouse and no one wants to be friends with me.
The mother wanted to come up and hug her daughter.
Nastya waves it off: Mom, don’t bother me. I have a performance in the game, and then a date. Now the most crucial moment is choosing a dress. I want to be very beautiful!
Off-screen, the doorbell rings and mom leaves. Dad appears on stage, he came home from work.
Dad : Hello, daughter!
Nastya , rolling her eyes: Hello!
Dad : Are you stuck in the game again?
Nastya : So what...
Dad : Is this your Avatar Mania?
Nastya : Yes, nothing has changed!
Dad : Maybe this is a fresh thing, let’s go to a cafe together, we’ll eat some Ice Cream.
Nastya is sad: Reluctant!
To stop the conversation, the girl puts on headphones.
Mom comes on stage : Do you see what is happening to the child?
Dad : Trouble! Nothing is interesting except the game!
Mom : What are we going to do?
Dad : I have an idea! But to carry out the plan, I need Nastya’s phone and two hours of time.
Mom : Hmm, what's the plan?
Dad : You quietly get me the phone, then I’ll tell you.
Mom winks at dad, walks around the stage and takes her daughter’s phone out of her backpack. He tiptoes back.
Dad takes the phone and shows the numbers: Look, here are Nastya’s classmates.
Mom : Yes, there are three contacts.
Dad : So, the plan is this... (whispers the rest in mom’s ear).
Mom smiles: Got it, everything will be done, boss!
The parents leave, and Nastya plunges into the toy and dances with an invisible guy.
Voiceover - Two hours have passed!
Nastya takes off her headphones: I wonder where the ancestors went. No one has bothered me with questions for a long time.
The girl walks around the stage, looks behind the scenes, and shrugs in surprise.
Nastya : Maybe the parents disappeared, like in the movies. Cool! There will be a next episode - Home Alone!
The girl decides to sit at the computer again, but the doorbell rings.
Nastya opens the door, dad comes in, he has a beautiful dress and shoes in his hands.
Dad : Daughter, you urgently need to change clothes, because guests are rushing to us.
Nastya is surprised: Dad, what a beautiful dress. Exactly like my character in the game. And the shoes are exactly the same. I’ll try it on...(he rejoices, laughs)
Dad : Hurry up!
Nastya runs backstage with her new clothes.
Mom comes in : Well? Everything worked out?
Dad : Yeah, even better, did you complete the task?
Mom : Well, mom can do any job!
Nastya goes on stage in a luxurious dress, the audience is delighted and applauds.
Off-screen, the doorbell rings again.
Nastya : Who is this?
Parents : And these are your friends!
Nastya is perplexed; classmates appear on stage with balloons and flowers.
Boy Anton comes forward : Dear Nastya, you are the kindest girl in the class! Remember, last year I was a newbie nerd, and you helped me get comfortable and believe in myself. Since then I want to be your close friend, but I’m embarrassed to say so.
Nastya is shocked and covers her face with her hands.
The girl Varya comes forward : Nastyush, accept this bouquet! You are very beautiful and I want to be like you. Let's be friends and never, ever quarrel.
Nastya is almost crying: This is very unexpected, guys. Thank you, we will be friends, of course, until graduation. Or maybe longer...
Mom comes in with a cake: Here comes the treat! Now let's drink tea together!
Nastya hugs her classmates, then her parents. All together they sing and dance to the Fixies’ song “Computer”.
