Comic skits about older people
On International Day of Older Persons, October 1, 2021, we will celebrate older generations.
Entertainment events, concerts, and recreational evenings will be organized for them. To make such a holiday interesting and fun, put on short funny skits for the Day of the Elderly.
Children's groups can take part in the amateur art concert. Grandparents especially enjoy children's performances.
A sketch for the Day of the Elderly about a grandmother and granddaughter
The first funny skit for Older People's Day involves a grandmother and granddaughter.
Granddaughter: - Today is Sunday. I won’t wake up Grandma. For breakfast, perhaps I’ll fry some potatoes and bake a pie and flatbreads with jam. All this is not difficult for me to do myself, After all, grandma should have a day off. ... There is food on the table and a bouquet in two vases. Go, grandma!.. Grandma, where are you?
Grandma answers (from afar): “I’m in the kitchen!” I’ll now remove the salt, oil, and potato peels from the floor. Then I have to quickly scrape off the dried dough from the walls and doors... I’ll wash the jam from the window, I’ll wash it off from the ceiling And have breakfast, granddaughter, I’ll sit with you!
Funny scene for Older People's Day - grandmother and grandchildren
The next number, which can be staged for the Day of the Elderly, involves a grandmother and three grandchildren.
First grandson: - Grandma! It's time for me to go to music school. Please find the sheet music! Grandma: - Okay, honey!
Second grandson: - Grandma! Iron my uniform, I'm going to school! Grandmother: - Now, now, dear!
Third grandson: - Grandma! I want to eat, where are your delicious buns? Grandmother: - Here they are, my love! Eat, my sunshine! (Sits on a chair and wipes sweat from his forehead).
First grandson: - Grandma! And now we will congratulate you! All the grandchildren in chorus: - Happy holiday, grandmother!
Grandmother: - Oh, thank you, my dears! Will you sing me a song? Grandchildren: - Of course!
At the end of this short funny skit, the guys sing a song:
1. Who from school usually waits for grandchildren every day? Who will look into the diary and grumble as usual? Who sometimes scolds us for our tricks And, of course, knows everything better than anyone in the world?
Chorus: Grandmothers, grandmothers, grandmothers, Grandfathers, grandfathers, grandfathers. Grandparents, we respect you, but we know very well how to understand you
2. Who will give us a lecture on behavior? Who will bake us delicious pancakes with jam? Will he give parents a strict and severe order, so that they don’t offend us and keep an eye on us?
Chorus.
Sketch for the Day of the Elderly about grandparents
On the Day of the Elderly, children can put on a miniature, performing funny ditties about grandparents, for example, this one:
- Oh, yes, my grandmother, Oh, yes, a fighting woman: She knows so many jokes, How many I don’t know!
- I’m ready to suffer all day without grandma’s pies. I've suffered so much before, I only have one big nose left.
– If the grandmother said: Don’t touch it, then don’t you dare, – We must listen, because our House rests on her.
Then you can act out a skit for Older People's Day about grandparents in which two pensioners are talking about doctors.
Maria Ivanovna complains: “I was at the clinic the other day, and they wrote me such things that not a single pharmacy took it apart and didn’t give me the medicine!” Ivan Petrovich: – I also recently went to the doctor, he wrote me a certificate. So, with this certificate, I rested in a sanatorium, and rode the tram for free for a year, and I also receive benefits!
Maria Ivanovna: – What kind of certificate is this? About the fact that you were going to die, or what? Ivan Petrovich: - No, no! You know how doctors write – the devil himself can’t tell them! So I show this certificate everywhere, and no one can understand anything. And I say that this is a document about benefits, and as a pensioner, they believe me!
Funny skits about grandmothers for Older People's Day
In the next funny number on the occasion of the Day of the Elderly, two old ladies meet.
1st grandmother: - Hello, neighbor! Let's go for a walk in the park. 2nd grandmother: - Why, my friend, I haven’t done my homework yet...
1st grandmother: - What other lessons? How long ago have you finished school? 2nd grandmother: - Yes? What about the grandchildren? Nowadays it is customary to do homework for your grandchildren. If it’s not difficult, check how I learned the verse... There is a green oak tree by the Lukomorye, A golden chain on that oak tree. And day and night the dog is a scientist...
1st grandmother: - Wait, what dog? 2nd grandmother: - Well, I don’t know what breed he has, maybe a bulldog, maybe...
1st grandmother: - Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood? Cat! 2nd grandmother: - Ah, I understand. Well, I'll start first then. There is a green oak near the Lukomorye, a golden chain on the oak tree. Day and night, the learned cat goes to the grocery store with a string bag.
The first participant in this funny skit about grandmothers asks in surprise: “With what string bag, what grocery store, where have you seen this?” 2nd grandmother: - At the circus. The clown's cats don't do that yet.
1st grandmother: - Oh, I’ve been chatting with you, but I don’t have time. I'm in a hurry to go to the dance club. 2nd grandmother: - Are you dancing at that age?
1st grandmother: - This is my granddaughter dancing, and I have to help her. 2nd grandmother: - Well, show me at least one movement, maybe it will be useful to me.
Grandmothers begin to dance to rhythmic music, performing a cheerful youth dance.
Skits for the Day of the Elderly with the participation of “new Russian grandmothers”
Guests of the holiday in honor of the Day of the Elderly will enjoy the scenes in which the “new Russian grandmothers” take part.
Two old women appear on stage and sing a song to the tune of “Merry Girls”:
– Cheerful old ladies, Cool girlfriends, Friendly faces, Lights of cheerful eyes. We walk around the area, Two white crows, We will congratulate anyone, Just give us a treat.
The grandmothers, whose names are Matryona and Flower, begin a conversation.
Flower: - Matryona, where are you dressed up like that? Matryona: - I don’t want to be a grandma, but I want to be a pullet. What am I not good at? (She twirls her braid, batting her eyelashes.)
Flower: - Have you, you old bag, completely lost your mind? Look at yourself in the mirror, I also found a young girl. Matryona: - But I am young at heart and full of creative plans! I follow fashion - so I bought myself sneakers with glowing laces and a smartphone with rhinestones. So now I am positive, sporty and modern! Flower: - Well, since it’s positive, let’s congratulate everyone on the holiday!
Then the “new Russian grandmothers” participating in this number for the Day of the Elderly perform the verses:
– Hello everyone from the new grandmothers, we wish you a lot of money! Well, for the grandmothers - the grandfathers are brave, Strong, smart, tanned! So that they give you flowers, so that you carry them in your arms!
- We sang ditties for you - Is it good or bad? And now we ask you to clap!
People of different ages, including parents of children, can participate in these funny miniatures prepared for the Day of the Elderly, and even children can play the roles of old ladies and old men.
Prepare the appropriate musical accompaniment, rehearse the performance properly - and it will evoke many positive emotions among those present at the holiday.
On the topic: methodological developments, presentations and notes
The purpose of the lesson: the formation of conscious, correct reading Tasks: to introduce M. Zoshchenko’s story “Stupid Story” and to develop the ability to answer the teacher’s questions on the content.
This is a summary of a lesson on literary reading according to the “school 2100” program, which I taught in 2nd grade.
Lesson summary on literary reading." What do stupid stories teach? M. Zoshchenko “Stupid story.”
The material in the article is intended primarily for parents to familiarize themselves with what is taught in defense education classes.
Literary reading lesson “N.N. Nosov Cucumbers. They learn from mistakes” in the 3rd grade of the educational complex “Harmony” according to the Federal State Educational Standard with a presentation and a short biography of N. Nosov.
Description of the material: this skit-performance can be used as material for working with children when practicing theatrical skills, conducting dialogue, etc. In addition, it is possible to imagine the so-called
Scenario of the competitive and entertainment program “Come on, grannies!”
Elizaveta Babayan
Scenario of the competitive and entertainment program “Come on, grannies!”
“Come on, grandmothers ”
— develop children’s interest in traditions, promote the creation of warm relationships in the family;
- educate children to respect older people.
Equipment: large ball, grandmothers' costumes for the scene , noise orchestra, balls, three brooms, three scoops, three basins, two dolls, two strollers, rompers, vests, hats, socks, 2 bags, volleyball net, Vasilisa, clown, gypsy costume , oriental, caps, pacifiers, heart balls, herbal tea.
Tea party scenario for the elderly: “And in our yard”
Description: This event can be held in a nursing home, preschool educational institution, or a club for those who are for... An excellent good holiday for lonely, old and sick people for whom you want to do something good.
Roles: Leading Harmonist
Roles for the scene: Grandmother Nina Grandmother Vera Grandmother Tasya
The evening begins with the appearance of the host
Presenter: Hello, our dear and beloved pensioners! We are glad to see you today and always. It is very pleasant that our team includes so many cheerful, cheerful, wise, cheerful people. On behalf of our (preschool educational institution) and on my own behalf, I wish you excellent health, good spirits, long life and good mood!
Verse from the presenter:
Years go by, years go by, We worry sometimes, But the main thing is not the year, It’s that we have friends.
Sometimes we are alone, And there is no one to pour out our souls to, But believe me, you are not alone, And we need to live, and continue to live.
We wish you not to grieve, And not to be bored in the evenings, And, like the last, every day, We joyfully greet you with a smile!
Performance by a harmonica player with a song
And now I invite our virtuoso, beloved by the team (DOU) Alexei Medvedev, to the stage! /change the name of the accordion player to something else/
The accordionist performs a repertoire suitable for an elderly person’s holiday. It is better to choose not modern pop compositions, but old ones that are well known to older people. For example: “Youth is noisy”, “Cuckoo”, “And my life flows and rolls”, “My dove”, “About my mother”, “Wormwood-grass” and others.
Scene “Grandmothers are sitting on a bench...”
Presenter: And in our yard, there is no place for boredom. Grandmothers sit on the bench, always talking about something...
A scene about funny grannies: grannies are sitting on a bench, talking about this and that, gnawing on sunflower seeds.
Cast:
Grandmother Nina Grandmother Vera Grandmother Tasya
Three old women come out into the hall, sit on a bench, each holding a small bag of newspaper, as if containing seeds. Throughout the entire scene, the grandmothers pretend to be gnawing seeds and spitting.
Grandma Nina:
- Good afternoon, neighbors, how are you doing?
Grandma Vera:
– I was at the clinic today.
My heart aches, my head hurts. Apparently, the meteorite is rushing towards us again, Or there are flashes in the sun, Oh, my nerves...
Ditties from merry old ladies
Grandma Nina:
Oh, it’s not easy for us to live, We get it in life, Then the old man went on a drinking binge, Then he found himself a friend.
Grandma Vera:
I take handfuls of pills, I forgot why, After all, I put the medicine for sclerosis somewhere.
Grandma Tasya:
Congratulations from the presenter to grandfathers
There are many grandmothers among our team, but we want to separately congratulate our stronger half, our wonderful, smart, kind, strong and hardworking grandfathers!
You are our support, We can’t do anything without you. And even the Man is aged - Spartak!
Riddles for older men
Presenter: And now we will ask riddles to our male sages.
1 riddle:
His grandmother smokes a pipe. (Garik Sukachev)
Riddle 2:
Trousers that are tight-fitting at the legs and very wide at the hips (breeches)
Presenter: Well done, our grandfathers! We solved all the riddles and laughed heartily! And now the music! Gentlemen invite ladies to dance. Waltz!
Dance "Waltz"
Grandfathers invite grandmothers to dance.
Pleasant waltz style music is playing.
Competition with small prizes
Presenter: And now a competition is announced! The winners will receive prizes!
Two old women are called. To the music, you need to wind a ball of yarn from an unwound skein faster than your opponent.
The winner receives a gift - a handicraft kit. For example, a kit for embroidery or making a diamond painting.
Medals for those who distinguished themselves
You need to select in advance those pensioners who have distinguished themselves in some way during the year. For example, grandfather Vasya quit smoking, and grandmother Tanya knitted the most socks and mittens.
Tea party with sweets
At the end of the evening, dear old men and women are invited to the table for gatherings with a samovar. Treats: bagels, sweets, marmalade and marshmallows, aromatic tea, coffee to taste. And the center of attention is a large birthday cake.
Presenter: Enjoy your tea and Happy Elderly Day, our dear ones!
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