is from the film about Little Red Riding Hood “Ah-ah, there are mountains in Africa. “ SHE runs out, skipping like a little girl, running around the tables, dancing and spinning. In your hands is a basket, in the basket are Kinder eggs with tasks inside. After the music, she says: “I was running past the forest, I heard music playing, come on, I think, let me look at the light. Little Red Riding Hood (Vital): And you have such a holiday here (anniversary, wedding.)
Addresses the hero of the day:
- Why are your eyes so big? and she herself answers: “Ah-ah, you’re glad to see me!”
- Why were there so many guests?, Yeah, did they give a lot of gifts? But I also didn’t come to you empty-handed, I also have gifts! Who loves to receive them, raise your hands! Well, now get out on the dance floor, I will hand them out to you!
The guests leave, Shapochek leads out the shy ones.
Anniversaries
In honor of this glorious anniversary, we wish you the main thing: Long years of good health, a life surrounded by love, success in business for the whole century, everything that makes a person happy. Live long and brightly and don’t waste your days in vain And no matter what happens. We love you and everything is fine For money, you can buy a teacher, but you can’t buy knowledge, For money, you can buy a house, but you won’t buy family well-being, For money, you can buy a rich table, but you won’t buy friends who gather around it , Money can buy sex, but you can’t buy sincere and pure love. So let's drink to something that money can't buy
In ancient times, when people still lived in dorms, there lived a family of a young guy with his wife, their two children and the guy’s mother. They lived very well. The husband provided food for the whole family, and the women took care of the housework and looked after the children. But there lived not far from their hostel, Miracle Yudo. And then one day he calls the miracle youth to him and says, “You must sacrifice someone’s heart from your family to me.” The heartbroken young man returns home, without telling anyone. Two days pass, and the deadlines are running out. He cannot decide to do such an act. His mother, seeing how her son was tormented by something, began to ask him: “What’s wrong with you, son? You’re drying up before our eyes.” The young man could not stand it and told his mother everything. Then the mother takes and rips out her heart from her chest and gives it to her son. “Take my heart to him,” says the mother. “I’m already old anyway and I’m going to die soon.” The son carefully took the mother’s heart and ran as fast as he could. to the miracle. Suddenly he unexpectedly tripped over a stone and fell, losing consciousness. When he came to his senses, he looked and he had his mother’s heart in his hands and asked, Son, are you hurt? My toast to a mother's heart! In all ages, the fourth toast is to the man. Alcohol in small doses, harmless in any quantity Let's drink to the stronger sex, which is weak, due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weaker To the men! For the men, for the stronger sex Not those who fall under the table And bump into the salad But who are healthy, handsome, rich Seriously and without fools I am for strong men.
Like the wings of a mountain eagle A husband and wife are similar in agreement On the flap of one wing An eagle cannot be lucky. With this toast we wish the newlyweds that their flight through their entire lives will be successful.
Once upon a time, there was an island on Earth where all spiritual values lived. But one day they noticed how the island began to go under water. All the valuables boarded their ships and sailed away. Only Love remained on the island. She waited until the last minute, but when there was nothing left to wait, she also wanted to sail away from the island. Then she called Wealth and asked to join him on the ship, but Wealth replied: “There are a lot of jewelry and gold on my ship, there is no place for you here.” When the ship of Sadness sailed past, she asked to come to her, but she answered her: “Sorry, Love, I’m so sad that I need to always be alone.” Then Love saw the ship of Pride and asked for her help, but she said that Love would disrupt the harmony on her ship. Joy floated nearby, but she was so busy having fun that she didn’t even hear about the calls of Love. Then Love completely despaired. But suddenly she heard a voice, somewhere behind: “Come on, Love, I’ll take you with me.” Love turned around and saw the old man. He took her to land and, when the old man sailed away, Love realized that she had forgotten to ask his name. Then she turned to Knowledge: “Tell me, Knowledge, who saved me?” Who was this old man? Knowledge looked at Love: - It was Time. - Time? – asked Lyubov. “But why did it save me?” Knowledge looked at Love again, then into the distance where the old man sailed: “Because only Time knows how important Love is in life.”
Poems for a gift portrait
We have a gift for you - Expressive and bright. Not candy, not a bouquet... We want to give a portrait! Let it decorate your home and attract attention. Appreciate our gift and attach it to your wall!
We want to surprise you with a surprise. It is permeated with our love. Let the date become memorable, Let everyone be happy with the gift. You are so beautiful that we want to preserve you forever in a portrait. We present it to you with admiration. Will immediately decorate the room. Without false modesty, accept and treat me to something tasty. Let happiness be with you, And let all bad weather bypass the house.
To admire yourself, You need a portrait on the wall, A gift makes you happy May you have many bright years. You hang it on the wall and smile more often, stay in the same appearance longer. Be sure to stay. Let the interior be decorated with my present today and always remind me of this fabulous moment.
We selected options and racked our brains so much, what to give you, dear, so that it would be a great memory. And then the answer came to us: Today we are giving you a portrait. He will show your courage. Well, he will tell everyone a lot. This gift from the heart is already on its way to your wall. And in an honorable place, let him warm your heart.
Here is a portrait I present, You just can’t take your eyes off, You won’t find such insane beauty anywhere else in the world. Look at him more often, lift your spirits, and tell yourself: “I’m super!” Never forget.
Congratulations on this fabulous portrait! May He give you happiness and joy for many years to come! The artist tried very hard to convey all your features. And as for me, the portrait was a success! It is your angelic self.
Today you have a celebration, We are guests invited to it... And there is no better gift in the world - So accept us with your portrait! He shines with dignity and beauty, Strength, energy and kindness, personifies your individuality! Let this image delight many!
It’s probably been no secret for a long time that your beauty is beautiful! I give you this portrait, now admire yourself often! Know that these rainbow colors have decorated your features! Let your eyes sparkle with happiness, You will definitely appreciate the portrait!
I give the portrait as a gift, So that the memory remains, Let it make you happy, The interior will change a little. With him I convey wishes of happiness and love, From the heart and with pure feeling I give it to you.
I give you your portrait. I love every touch of it! The priceless look of your eyes changes the world to the count: “one”! Hair with a light wave Revives the globe! The appearance, like radiation, Sends delight and attraction! Let stubborn movement not change your image!
Funny table scenes
Cool scene at the festive table “The holiday begins”
The host says the words, and the guests perform the actions he is talking about. In the said text, it is necessary to enter the names of the guests.
Presenter: There is a wonderful reason to gather on this day, the birthday of our (name of the birthday girl) lovely! We will create a wonderful mood for her, so that the hall will be full of fun. First, all the guests race to put on funny caps.
(The host distributes festive caps to the guests)
Now our (guest's name) will rise immediately Put the flowers in a beautiful vase
(The presenter points to the vase and flowers)
To make the evening slightly romantic, (Guest's name) will light these cute candles. (The host hands a candlestick with matches to the guest) (guest’s name) will look at the birthday girl with a clear gaze, and will say to her loudly: “How beautiful you are!”
(Guest performs)
Everyone will clap their hands loudly and answer in unison: “We agree with this!”
(Guests perform)
And (guest's name) can't sit still at all. She will quickly get up and spin around.
(Guest performs)
Then (guest's name) pours a glass. And wishes the birthday girl happiness!
(The guest performs).
And, at this time (name of the guest), with a crimson face, will answer in addition: “Be (name of the birthday girl) healthy!” (guest's name) will quickly take the cracker into his hands and clap so that there is no room for boredom.
(The guest performs).
And with great joy and admiration, all the guests will exclaim: “(Name of the birthday girl), happy birthday!”
Mini-scene two: “Congratulations from the fairy”
The guests and the birthday girl are sitting at the table.
5 fairies enter the hall. Each of them is wearing a cap with a cape. The caps bear the inscription: “Health”, “Joy”, “Love”, “Happiness”, “Old Age”. Each holds a flower, says words of wishes and hands the flower to the birthday girl. Fairies rush to the birthday girl. Fairy “Health”: Oh, how healthy she has become, just look! Fairy “Joy”: How joyfully her eyes sparkle! Fairy “Love”: What love she is surrounded by on this day! Fairy “Happiness”: Oh, how her cheeks turn red with happiness! Fairy “Old Age” (sternly): Again matured by one year... Old age is not a joy... Fairy “Health”: Sisters, let’s congratulate our dear princess (waves her magic wand) On this festive day, I wish you, Never get sick, Don’t moan, don't sneeze. So that your legs always walk strong, So that your heavy hand does not groan from the bag, So that your body is filled with health, And you never know crutches, plaster, or enemas! Be healthy and bloom for another hundred years! To always hear compliments afterwards!
Fairy "Joy":
Never be sad, don’t remember troubles, forgive all insults, don’t be sad, don’t be bored. Let your days be filled with sincere joy, Without empty fuss and unnecessary fuss. Cherish the joy in your soul every moment you live, So that your joyful face shines like the sun!
Fairy "Happiness":
May your bright home be filled with happiness, May it always be warm and cozy. So that you are satisfied with your life, And your eyes glow with eternal happiness.
Fairy “Old Age” (with her hands on her belt):
Oh, I actually wanted to leave, but I stopped by for a party on the way. I won’t wish for anything, I want to say instructions. So that gloomy gray old age does not creep up on you for a very long time, drive away: despondency and grumbling, discontent, laziness, melancholy, suffering. Stop complaining about your muscles, turn your attention to physical education! Move more and smile, and don’t be offended over trifles. If you want to prolong your youth, you need to live joyfully and cheerfully!
Fairy "Joy":
Finally, let’s say with inspiration... All: Dear (name of the birthday girl), happy birthday!!!
Shouting scene at the festive table “Wish for a satisfying life”
The host instructs all guests to carefully follow the chant.
And as soon as the presenter gives the go-ahead to the men, they should shout loudly and unanimously: “Beer with kvass!” If the presenter waves to the women, then they should shout just as loudly and unanimously: “Bread and butter!” Presenter: On your birthday today, We all gathered together to congratulate you again, We got seriously drunk! We are all friendly to you, together, We wish you from the bottom of our hearts. And the car, and the estate... (waves first to the women and then to the men)
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Host: We wish you love too! May they love you all year long, May they carry you in their arms, And we also wish you in a deep voice... (waves first to men, and then to women)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Women: Bread and butter!
Leading:
So that all year you fight off annoying banknotes! And so that they don’t end, all year round, all year round! They catch up, attack, bestow all sorts of blessings! Well, we wish at once:
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading:
So that in the evening at work, you find something to care for, lie in front of the TV, and count your entire salary! So that the numbers don't add up! So that the neighbors will be surprised, And ask you for an hour: Is there anything in the kitchen... (we wave to the men)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Host: We’ll sit for a while... (waving to the women)
Women: Bread and butter!
Host: Let's eat!
Host: We’ve talked about food and drink so many times in this chant that it’s time to raise another toast to our birthday girl and have a proper snack and drink!
Musical scene for the table: “The Singing Hat”
The host shows the guests the hat.
The headdress is decorated with bows, serpentine and other festive accessories. Host: Dear guests! We have gathered today for such a wonderful occasion as the birthday of our wonderful (name of the birthday girl). Today, warm and sincere congratulations and the most sincere wishes are addressed to her. In my hands is this unusual item - the Magic Hat. She reads your thoughts. Let's see what you're thinking about this holiday. He approaches the guests and puts a hat on each person one by one. Each time you put it on, an excerpt from a song plays.
Host: What does (guest’s name) think about our birthday girl today? An excerpt sounds - the chorus of V. Meladze’s song “How beautiful you are today, there is no pain or evil in my heart.”
Presenter: (Guest’s name) sits contentedly and looks at those around him with a smile, let’s listen to his thoughts. An excerpt from Oleg Mityaev’s song “Bend of the Guitar”: “...It’s great that we are all here, gathered today.”
Host: (Guest’s name) looks out the window with a thoughtful gaze, and at this time a thought flies through his head... Group “Lube”: “Why are the birches in Russia so noisy?”
Presenter: (Guest’s name) looks at the table with appetite, and thinks with great love... Chorus of the group “Gone with the Wind” - “I ate fish”
Host: Meanwhile, (guest’s name) looks longingly at the table, and in his head flashes... The chorus of G. Leps’ song plays: “Only a glass of vodka on the table...”
Presenter: A (name of the birthday girl’s husband) looks at her beloved with admiration and thinks... Excerpt from A. Serov’s song: “I love you to tears, every breath is like the first time...”
Host: (Name of guest) looks at his watch with concern. At home she is waiting for washing, cleaning and cooking dinner... An excerpt from A. Pugacheva’s song “It’s time for business, time for business...and it’s time for fun” is playing.
Host: And (guest’s name) looks at the table, having eaten too many different dishes, she wants to add more, but at that moment the thought flies by... Bremen Town Musicians - Song of the King and Princess, excerpt: “...I don’t want anything!”
Host: (Guest's name) enjoys his visit so much that he sighs sadly, looking at his watch. Thoughts flow smoothly in his head... An excerpt from the song “It’s time to hit the road, a long, long, long road...”
Host: I wonder what our dear birthday girl is thinking about...? A lullaby sounds: “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping...”
Host: Ah, now let’s listen to the thoughts of all the guests together! (raises his hat)
Excerpt from I. Allegrova’s song:
"Happy birthday! Success, joy, luck, Any desires come true, And a million nights and days! Happy birthday! Love to the point of dizziness And a crazy mood, And the most devoted friends!
Mini-scene for a woman’s birthday “Compliments”
The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it. Guests take turns drawing a card and calling a compliment adjective for the letter they got. The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.
Funny sketch of congratulations “Portrait of the birthday girl”
This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter. 1st guest: Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity. 2nd guest: And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick, so that with a wave, we flutter! 3rd guest: And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, elegant question... 4th guest: And her mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin! Guest 5: Feel free to draw rosy cheeks. 6th guest: Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly! Guest 7: Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode. Guest 8: Draw a slender body without a flaw! 9th guest: There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles! 10th guest: And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France! Guest 11: We’ll dress our girlfriends in a fashionable dress to the envy of our friends! Guest 12: Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space. Guest 13: There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing! Guest 14: We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top! 15th guest: Let’s add that there is no better and more beautiful person in the world! Guest 16: And we’ll present our birthday girl with the finished portrait!
A small funny scene “Universal Vote”
The scene is suitable for a married woman.
The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green. After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red one. Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken. Host: Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious! It's great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention! I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart. More money... spend on friends! Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband. Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon! 7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims! And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends! And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby! For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”! If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.” At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.”
Original skit: “Musical Hat”
The host shows the guests the hat. The headdress is decorated with bows, serpentine and other festive accessories.
Host: Dear guests! We have gathered today for such a wonderful occasion as the birthday of our wonderful (name of the birthday girl). Today, warm and sincere congratulations and the most sincere wishes are addressed to her. In my hands is this unusual item - the Magic Hat. She reads your thoughts. Let's see what you're thinking about this holiday. He approaches the guests and puts a hat on each person one by one. Each time you put it on, an excerpt from a song plays.
Host: What does (guest’s name) think about our birthday girl today?
An excerpt sounds - the chorus of V. Meladze’s song “How beautiful you are today, there is no pain or evil in my heart.”
Presenter: (Guest’s name) sits contentedly and looks at those around him with a smile, let’s listen to his thoughts.
An excerpt from Oleg Mityaev’s song “Bend of the Guitar”: “...It’s great that we are all here, gathered today.”
Host: (Guest's name) looks out the window with a thoughtful look, and at this time a thought flies through his head...
Group “Lube”: “Why are the birches in Russia so noisy?”
Host: (Guest's name) looks at the table with appetite and thinks with great love...
Chorus of the group “Gone with the Wind” - “Eating fish”
Host: Meanwhile, (guest’s name) looks longingly at the table, and a thought flashes through his head...
The chorus of the song by G. Leps plays: “Only a glass of vodka on the table...”
Host: A (name of the birthday girl’s husband) looks at her beloved with admiration and thinks...
An excerpt from A. Serov’s song: “I love you to tears, every breath is like the first time...”
Host: (Name of guest) looks at his watch with concern. At home she is waiting for washing, cleaning and cooking dinner...
An excerpt from A. Pugacheva’s song “Time for business, time for business...and time for fun” is playing.
Host: And (guest’s name) looks at the table, having eaten too many different dishes, she wants to add more, but at that moment the thought flies by...
Bremen Town Musicians – Song of the King and Princess, excerpt: “...I don’t want anything!”
Host: (Guest's name) enjoys his visit so much that he sighs sadly, looking at his watch. Thoughts flow smoothly through his head...
An excerpt from the song “It’s time to hit the road, a long, long, long road...”
Host: I wonder what our dear birthday girl is thinking about...?
A lullaby sounds: “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping...”
Host: Ah, now let’s listen to the thoughts of all the guests together! (raises his hat)
Excerpt from I. Allegrova’s song:
"Happy birthday! Success, joy, luck, Any desires come true, And a million nights and days! Happy birthday! Love to the point of dizziness And a crazy mood, And the most devoted friends!
Role-playing scene: “Circus performance”
For this scene, you can use bright attributes, like in a circus: a false nose, a wig, hats - top hats. The host hands out cards “blindly” to the guests, on which the roles are written:
- Magician,
- Clown,
- Juggler,
- Acrobat,
- monkey trainer,
- Monkey,
- aerialist,
- Strongman.
Everyone gets a role, but must remain silent about who they are until the Leader announces it.
Having heard his role, the participant goes to the center of the hall and performs the actions that the Presenter will tell about. A circus march sounds. The presenter in a top hat goes out into the middle of the hall. Presenter: Good afternoon, dear audience! It is with great joy that I welcome you to this wonderful holiday. As a surprise, our circus troupe came to congratulate our dear birthday girl. We have prepared interesting and exciting circus acts. Meet us!
(Everyone applauds)
Presenter: For the first time in the circus arena, the most mysterious magician, the mysterious wizard. Greet our MAGICIAN with loud applause! Now you will see the most extraordinary trick. A MAGICAL will demonstrate how, with a light touch on a glass, its contents will disappear before your eyes. The magician comes out. The host hands the glass, and he drinks.
Host: Have you seen it?! This is incredible!! How he does it!? The magician sits down.
Presenter: In our troupe there is the most dexterous, fastest and sharpest JOUNGLER in the world. You will never be able to repeat his trick. Let's greet with applause!
The Juggler comes out. The host hands him balls for juggling. The juggler tries to juggle under the host's comments. Naturally, he won’t succeed, but the host’s enthusiastic comments make the situation even funnier.
Presenter: Look at the sleight of hand, how amazingly the balls move through the air! There is no more skilled craftsman in the whole world! He worked tirelessly on this issue for several years. He toured with him in circus programs in all cities and countries of our globe. Real professional! The juggler returns to his place.
Host: Oh, we continue our program, and I invite the most flexible and athletic person in the world to the arena. Our ACROBAT! Now, he will demonstrate the exercises that he learned to do through grueling training. These will be squats that the Acrobat himself invented and developed. Don't try this at home!! The acrobat comes out, crouches and sits down.
Host: Are you depressed, are you bored? Because our comical, sparkling and funniest Clown is not nearby! He came to this holiday with one goal, to cheer up the birthday girl, so that a happy smile would shine on her face. Greet with loud applause! The Clown comes out and tries by any means to make the birthday girl laugh.
Host: Do you like trained animals? All this is in our wonderful circus. Now, on this stage you will see an experienced Wild Monkey tamer. Our TRAINER! (comes out) and his smart, well-mannered, trained MONKEY! (both come out) Now, to the fiery music, the Trainer and his Monkey will show a cheerful dance. A fast song is playing. The trainer dances, and the Monkey repeats all the movements after him.
Presenter: Amazing, light as a feather, AIR GYMNAST! She will fly into this hall on balloons, which she will give to the birthday girl. The aerialist comes out. She is given several balloons. The gymnast spins and ties balls to the birthday girl’s chair.
Host: And the last participant in our speech, the strongest man in the world. Meet the STRONGMAN! (Strong Man comes out) He has the most amazing strength and endurance. And now, before your eyes, the Strongman will lift the chair together with the birthday girl, carefully throw it up and catch it. Don't be surprised, he did this trick several times. Let's cheer up our Strongman and the confused birthday girl! The guests applaud, the Strongman approaches the birthday girl.
Host: However, we have a more important task for the Strong Man. He will bring the biggest and heaviest birthday cake into the hall! The strong man is sent to get the cake. He brings in a cake with candles, everyone sings the song: “Happy birthday to you.” The hero of the occasion blows out the candles. The holiday continues. An original sketch of a birthday greeting to a woman at the table “Pleasant Surprise”
Characters:
A man (husband, friend) is any prepared guest. He should only know the beginning of the scene.
Painter. Dressed in a special uniform, holding a deep bucket and a wide brush. On his head is a hat made of newspaper. In his hands he holds an invoice with a seal and signature. There are rose petals in the bucket, but no one should see this. You can use a bucket with a lid. During the celebration, when all the guests have long been sitting at the table, the first glasses have been drunk to the health of the birthday girl, a rude and persistent knock is heard on the door. One of the guests (husband, friend) picks up and goes to the door with the words: What's going on there? I'll go and open it! He returns, arguing with the painter.
Man: What can you do, honestly? Can't you see that you're at the wrong door?
Painter rudely: Man, don’t interfere with my work, please! You see, I have a stamped invoice. Everything is as it should be. Your address is written here. My task is to varnish furniture! They also gave me equipment: a bucket of varnish, a brush... (walks around and imitates painting).
Man: Stop this disgrace immediately! Do you see how many people have gathered here? It’s our birthday girl’s birthday today, by the way...
Painter: What about me? Congratulations, dear woman. But my work will not stand. Sorry!
Man: And I said stop it immediately!
The painter, brushing him off, seems to be painting on the side of the birthday girl. But so that she can see him.
The man, in anger, begins to snatch the bucket from the painter. They're almost fighting over inventory.
Man: That's crazy! Quit now! Stop messing around!
Painter: Oh, right? Quit? Yes please!
The painter swings the bucket over the birthday girl's head, as if pouring out the contents. And rose petals are falling from the bucket! Everyone claps their hands in unison and shouts: Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
The song by A. Pugacheva “Once upon a time there was an artist alone...” sounds. All guests at the table take out previously hidden roses (one flower at a time) and give them to the birthday girl.
Make sure that the number of roses in the bouquet is not even.
