Funny KVN skits for 2022 New Year at school
On New Year's Eve 2022, will your school host a game of the Cheerful and Resourceful Club? The audience and jury will enjoy mini-skits based on fairy tales, cartoons, issues of the humorous magazine "Yeralash" and New Year's jokes for KVN at school, which play out various situations in the classroom.
To stage such miniatures, you don’t have to learn the texts by heart, the main thing is to convey the essence of what this or that character is saying.
How to organize KVN at school for the 2022 New Year?
Baba Yaga and her daughter participate in the first school skit of the New Year's KVN. For this production you will need original props - costumes and wigs for fairy-tale characters.
The girl cries and Baba Yaga asks her what happened. The daughter replies that she wants to play the role of the Snow Maiden at the New Year's party, but she was told that she is not beautiful enough for this.
– Or maybe the role of the Snow Queen would suit you? - Baba Yaga is interested. “Just think: her outfit is several kilograms of icicles, and her crown is made of a broken mirror.” This is a direct threat to my health!
“Okay, let’s make a Snow Maiden out of you,” Baba Yaga agrees. First of all, Leshy will create a suitable hairstyle for you. Keep in mind that he works with natural materials - driftwood and fir cones, instead of varnish - resin.
Baba Yaga's daughter: - What a deal! But I also need a suitable outfit. Baba Yaga: - You, daughter, will have everything in the first category: Cinderella’s dress, glass slippers...
Daughter: - What are you talking about, mama, this is the century before last! I need a killer outfit: leather jacket, ripped jeans, rhinestone bandana and Adidas sneakers. Baba Yaga: - Okay, daughter! Everything will be top class! I'll conjure some new clothes for my daughter's party. Cracks, pex, fax!…
At the end of this skit at school KVN about Baba Yaga, her daughter appears before the audience in a new outfit and declares: “What can I say, you see for yourself: beauty is a terrible power!”
What other New Year's jokes are suitable for KVN at school?
Your performance in various competitions, be it “Greetings”, “Homework” or “Captains Competition”, will be diversified with comic skits for school KVN - for example, these:
- This year, for the first time, my parents let me celebrate the New Year with friends. But after my mom found a shopping list for the holiday table in my jeans pocket, for some reason she and dad decided to join us.
- There is a superstition in our class that if you lean out the window on New Year’s Eve and... memorize all the tickets, you will definitely pass the exam.
- A good half of Russian teachers write comments in their diaries, and the bad half also call their parents to school on the eve of the holiday.
- School is a place where teachers demand knowledge from students in all subjects, while they themselves know only one.
- Even in kindergarten, we were given a sentence: 11 years of school regime with confiscation of toys.
Funny miniatures for KVN for 2022 New Year can be staged with the participation of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. Once they invited the children to visit and began to ask them questions about the materials of the school curriculum.
*** Santa Claus: – What are dense forests? Student: - These are the kind of forests in which it’s good to doze off!
*** Snow Maiden: – Who can name five wild animals? The student raises his hand. - A lion, a lioness and... three lion cubs.
*** A letter arrived in the mail from a boy to Santa Claus: - Grandfather Frost, send me a warm hat, mittens and socks for the New Year. The postal workers took pity on the boy and bought him mittens and socks, but there wasn’t enough money for a hat: you yourself know that salaries at the post office are small. An answer comes from the boy: “Thank you, Grandfather Frost, for the mittens and socks, but my hat, it seems, was stolen by the evil aunts at the post office.”
*** A boy writes a letter to Santa Claus: “Hello Grandfather Frost! I received the Chinese firecrackers that you sent me last time, and I really liked them. For this New Year, I would like to ask you to give me two fingers on my right hand and an eye!”
*** On New Year's Eve, Pinocchio approaches Papa Carlo and asks to give him a toy animal. Dad Carlo thought and thought and made a toy. He gave it to Pinocchio and heard that he was crying. - What's happened? – asks Papa Carlo. “I just wanted a toy - a dog or a cat,” answers Pinocchio, “and this toothy beaver looks at me strangely!”
Other jokes for New Year's school KVN
*** – Now you will hear phrases that you will not hear on New Year’s Eve... “Mom, dad, stay at home, let’s spend the New Year together”; “Girls, go, drink what you want and as much as you want, and my father and I will sit here together.”
*** Santa Claus does not exist. He lives to the fullest.
*** An emergency at school: at the New Year's celebration, a boy in a cucumber costume was bitten by a physical teacher.
*** Seven-year-old Petya almost believed in Santa Claus, but dad laughed and his beard came off.
*** A boy from an elite kindergarten is learning a New Year's rhyme: - Hello, Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool! Give a BMW X-5 for the New Year!
*** At a Tambov school, for the New Year, they presented the children's search engine Vugl. If you want to know a lot - Vugl!
For the New Year, you can also act out scenes for KVN, the action of which takes place in school during lessons.
*** At school, children write an essay on the topic “What would I ask Santa Claus for the New Year?” Vovochka: – Dear Grandfather Frost! Make sure we are no longer forced to write these stupid essays!
*** During a math exam, the teacher carefully observes the students and from time to time kicks out of the class those who have cheat sheets. The director looks into the classroom: “How’s the exam going?” I think there are a lot of cheaters here! Teacher: - No, the lovers have already gone home. Only professionals remain here.
*** Teacher: - Petrov, why do you look at your watch every minute? Petrov: – Because I’m terribly worried that a stupid call might interrupt this amazingly interesting lesson at a completely inopportune time.
*** Teacher: - Children, draw a square with a side of twelve centimeters! Petrov: - Marya Ivanovna, what kind of square is this - with one side?!
*** Teacher: – You, Sidorov, have an interesting essay, but why is it not finished? Sidorov: – Because my father was urgently called to work!
*** Teacher: - And now I will prove to you the Pythagorean theorem. Petya from the back desk: - Is it worth it, Ivan Ivanovich? We already believe you!
*** Teacher: – Why is European time ahead of American time? Petushkov extends his hand: “Because America was discovered later!”
*** The teacher says to the schoolboy: “Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!” – Do you mean father? - No, let your grandfather come. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes in your homework.
The last scene of the New Year's KVN takes place during the school break.
Two high school girls are talking: “You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.” - And what is his name? - Unified State Exam!
For these smaller productions, you won't need elaborate sets. For example, if a scene is being played out in the classroom, all you need to do is hang up the board and set up a desk. If the action takes place during recess, a corridor window is suitable as a decoration.
Help the children who take part in productions show their acting talents - and jokes for KVN at school for the New Year 2022 will not let your viewers get bored!
