Scenes from New Year's fairy tales in a new way for 2022
We all know the fairy tale about the Snow Maiden from childhood. We offer a New Year's fairy tale scene in a new way for 2022 based on this work.
The presenter says: “Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman.” And what did they not have! And the Indesit stove, and the Sony TV, and the Ariston refrigerator. Only the au pairs did not.
In the New Year's scene for 2022, Grandfather and Baba appear with fairy-tale characters.
Baba : - It’s hard for me, grandfather, to manage the housework. We should hire a housekeeper. But today’s youth are so unreliable, they won’t clean, they will rob! I can't imagine what to do.
Grandfather : - Come on, grandma, let's fashion a housekeeper out of snow! She doesn’t eat, doesn’t get tired, and at night you can put her on the balcony so she doesn’t take up space in the apartment!
Next, in a New Year's fairy tale scene, in a new way, they sculpt the Snow Maiden from the snow. She comes to life. The development of the New Year's skit based on the fairy tale continues with the participation of the Snow Maiden.
Presenter : - The Snow Maiden is both good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely. He washes the plates with a mop and cleans the furniture with a dish sponge.
Baba : - Grandfather, what did you put in her instead of brains? Grandfather : - Yes, some part from the TV.
Snow Maiden : – When work is not going well and the mood is at zero – Brooke Bond tea! Take a break and eat a Twix!
Grandfather : Apparently, it was an advertising block! So what should we do? Baba : - Let's send her to school. There they will teach her wisdom.
The action of the New Year's fairy tale for the coming 2022 continues in a new way at school. The teachers have gathered for a teachers' meeting and are deciding what to do with the new student Snegurochka.
Math teacher : – She’s a good, capable girl. She only has one advertisement in her head.
Literature teacher : - The Snow Maiden has a good memory, and she remembers poetry well. True, not the ones I ask. Well, for example: “Homemade dumplings, quite magnificent.” Or this: “Gillette is the best thing for a man.”
Head teacher : - I think she needs to be shown to the school psychologist.
The New Year's scene with fairy-tale characters continues in the psychologist's office.
He says: “The case is not easy.” You will have to use the deep freezing method. Bring my props!
The presenter gives him Father Frost's sheepskin coat, hat and staff. Then, in this scene of New Year's fairy tales in a new way, the psychologist, already in the guise of Father Frost, puts the Snow Maiden to sleep, knocks the staff on the ground and takes out the advertising block from her head.
Teachers, Grandfather and Baba ask the Snow Maiden: - What is Blendamed? Comet? Silit? Dirol? Ariel? Snow Maiden : - I don’t understand what language you speak. All : - Hurray! Happened!
The New Year's skit based on fairy tales ends with Santa Claus saying: “This is real magic!” And the fool Snegurochka, fooled by TV and advertising, turned into an intelligent, beautiful and kind girl. I wish you to trust less TV too! Happy New Year with a new happiness!
Bremen Town Musicians with a modern twist
Characters:
- Troubadour Jr.;
- Troubadour Sr.
- The dog is old;
- The dog is young;
- Senior Cat;
- Junior Cat;
- Senior Rooster;
- Junior Rooster;
- Young Atamansha and her gang.
Act one
Troubadour Jr.: “Dad, I’m so bored. Lets go for a walk. Let's go travel and see the world."
Troubadour_ Sr.: “You know, son, in my younger years I traveled a lot, but now I want to sit at home. Moreover, I am writing memoirs about my adventures. And you go to my old friends, they probably miss the adventures. They all live nearby, but Donkey is away on business.” (Leave the stage).
Act two
A family of dogs at the dinner table. Troubadour Jr. appears at the door.
Troubadour_junior: “Hello. I’m going on a long journey, don’t you want to go with me to conquer distant countries.”
Senior Dog: “Hey, I can’t. Very busy. I'm cooking up a new film script. Would you like to take your son as a travel companion? He’s a jack of all trades: he’ll light a fire, cook dinner, fight off enemies and sing a song.”
Younger dog: “Really, take it. I'm looking forward to hitting the road."
They leave the stage. The action takes place in the Cat's house. The younger Troubadour and the younger Dog enter the Cat's house. (Cat - father is hung with gold chains, talking on the phone).
Cat - father: “What is the Bitcoin rate? Drop your shares immediately. Very urgently and buy oil. Urgently".
Troubadour Junior: “Hello, I see you are very busy. But maybe you want to remember your youth and go on a trip?
Cat - father: “No, no, no. I'm already full of money for this and very busy. Maybe your son will keep you company.”
Cat – son: “Yes, I would be happy to.”
Joins the travelers. Everyone leaves the stage.
Next, the action takes place in the rooster's mansion.
Junior Dog: “Hello, vocal one. How are you".
Rooster - son: “Yes, I’m sitting here, I’m bored. My father left for a meeting of the upper house, and left me to guard the house.”
Younger dog: “Come travel with us. Let’s see the world and show ourselves.”
Rooster - son: “Let's go. It will still be more fun than in Bali.”
Troubadour Jr.: “Friends, let’s rehearse.” (They sing the song of the Bremen Town Musicians ).
Act three
A gang of robbers led by the Atamansha appears in the clearing.
Chieftain: “Stand still. Turn your pockets inside out. Phones, bank cards on a barrel. Fast".
Troubadour Jr.: “Well, who robs like that? Who robs like that? Let’s do this, if you guess our riddle, then we will give everything ourselves, and if not, then let us go in peace.”
Dog - son:
“He walks with one leg,
Turns his blue head
Shows everyone the countries
Cities and oceans."
The robbers shrug their shoulders in confusion...
Rooster - son: “Yeah, you guessed wrong. And this is a globe. Every schoolchild knows about this. Let us go. You promised".
Atamansha: “Wow, the little children have fooled me, a seasoned robber, around their finger.”
Troubadour Jr.: “Don’t be upset. I see you are so athletic. Come with us to Bremen. You will be our backup dancer. Well, we agree."
The robbers agree. A song plays and everyone dances to the music. A curtain.
New Year's fairy tale - Kolobok in a new way
Kolobok is the most famous fairy tale, on which more than one generation of children has grown up, but let's look at it from a modern point of view.
Act one
The action takes place in a mansion. Grandfather and Grandmother are sitting at the table. The grandmother is knitting a scarf, and the grandfather is watching this action and sipping tea from a saucer.
Grandfather: “Oh, it’s become boring, there’s nothing to do...”
B: “So go play some dancing, or watch TV, or fix the refrigerator, otherwise it doesn’t freeze, but heats like a microwave.”
D: “Oh, you know, old lady, I’m kind of hungry. Bake a bun for me, old lady.”
B: “Old lady, you are an old stump yourself. And you will answer for such words!
The grandmother looks angrily at the grandfather, turns around and leaves the stage. Grandfather takes the knitting and begins to whisper...
D: “Well, tea is not Cinderella. Knit, purl, knit, purl.”
A big, delicious Hamburger comes on stage and starts singing the famous song from the Big Mac commercial.
D: “All Saints! What are you?"
Hamburger: “Hello, old man. Today I will be your dinner. That's what that beautiful woman said." (Points to Grandma).
D: “Grandma, are you really cuckoo. This is fast food. And I have an ulcer and my cholesterol is off the charts. Do you want my death?
B: “Put on your glasses, old man. Why don’t you like a bun?”
D: “He’s not a bun at all.”
B: “Otherwise...”
D: “Are you saying this is normal food?”
Hamburger: “Yes, absolutely. I am normal food. Just a little fat..."
D: “What’s your name – BimBim, BomDom, BigBen.”
Hamburger: Big Mac!
B: “And you don’t like the name. I can also serve French fries, a double portion.”
The grandmother turns around and leaves the stage, stomping her feet.
D: “You, my friend, go, go. Look for another table, a more modern one. Otherwise, here we prefer porridge with milk, cabbage soup and turnip parena.”
Hamburger: “So you won’t eat it”?
D: “Yes, it’s scary to look at you. Not what it is. No, I’d rather get away from sin myself.”
Act two
The Hare appears on the stage, sniffs the air and makes a face.
Hare: “What kind of new dish did Grandma prepare?” And meat is not meat, and fish is not fish... (Seeing a Hamburger in front of him). Oh, who are you?
G: “I am Hamburger, but grandma says that I am Kolobok.”
Z: “Kolobok means. And do you know. That according to the script, I have to eat you. But I don’t really want to get gastritis.”
G: “Oh, maybe you have enemies, then let’s feed me to them. Let them earn gastritis.”
Z: “Tsuk... Exactly. I have one friend. It's called a wolf. Wow! And here he is. Easy to find."
G: “Then hide quickly. Next is my concern.” (The hare runs away).
Act three
A shabby, hungry Wolf appears on the stage.
B: “Wow, what a curiosity. What kind of cheesecake with filling? And the smell, and the smell was like the Colorado potato beetle. Although in winter there are some potatoes. Oh, that’s some grass – an ant is sticking out.”
G: “This is not an ant. This is a super vitamin salad. Particularly useful, foreign.”
B: “Yes, even a cabbage leaf. And you dear, from what region did you come to us?
G: “I’m from McDonald’s country. Look how delicious I am. Eat me".
B: “Well, well. Why do this right away? Eat it. First, tell me a joke, read a poem or sing a song. And then we’ll see.”
Hamburger sings a song and dances to the music.
Wolf: “Well, my friend, you probably have E - they poured a lot of additives into you. I probably won’t eat you.” (Turns around and leaves).
G: “That’s the plot. I will soon develop a complex. No one even tried a piece.”
The Bear appears on the stage.
M: “Who should be eaten here? I'm so hungry that I could kill a mammoth. Wow. And what kind of Dika-a-a-braz is this?”
G: “Here I am. No no no. I didn't sign up for this. Not a bear."
M: “Oh, wait, my dear. Let's talk".
G: “Have you changed your mind about having lunch?”
M: “Yes, I just love healthy food: I get honey, I pick berries.”
G: “And that means I’m unhealthy.”
M: “Yes, you are not food at all.”
Hamburger turns around and walks away with a dejected expression on his face. And then the red Fox appears on the stage.
L: “What is this handsome guy? You're just a cutie. Dates are every woman’s dream.”
G: “It’s me. What did you tell me there? Sit down on your toes and say it again.” (Preens).
L: “Listen, you don’t have a temperature. These are my words according to the script. But I’m not going to eat you, because I watch my figure and do fitness. Well, don't be upset. Let's come live with me. You will be standing in the garden. Scare away the crows, otherwise you have such a smell. That there won’t be enough air fresheners.”
G: “Well, at least I’ll be good for this.”
L: “The moral of the story is – eat healthy food and you will be healthy.”
All together: “That’s it”!!!
A curtain.
