For lovers of Russian baths
We found out that the birthday boy, Instead of doctors and clinics, Prefers a different path - To treat all ailments in the steam room.
But in order for the bath ritual to be observed and arranged, and to correspond to the mood, We give the “Bath Essentials”: Firstly, a broom, as a sacred Steam room is an indispensable symbol, After all, without it, what would a bathhouse be? That's the only way. washing and rinsing. And broom to broom - then there is discord, And whether you want it together, or you want it - separately, use them, we will only note who is responsible for what. . Here is the most popular broom, It is made of birch, a natural gift, Well, birch, we know the matter, It is pleasant to both soul and body And a broom from it caresses, Like a woman who knows the limit Between a fox and a hedgehog. And you, now like a tiger, now like a snake Under him, you spin on the shelf, Steamed from your heels to your withers. But the oak one, it’s stronger. Perhaps it will be easier with it. You need to work on a shelf, with a thick goat on your hand. We hand it over with a hint, Without a dark thought or reproach, Not so that you will give oak, Or become an oak soul, But so that all your organs and members will become stronger, like a piece of wood, When in the steam room you whip them with this miraculous thing. And eucalyptus - for a hangover. No worse than a witch's potion, Good on critical days. Just pour a beer from a foam glass on the heater, so that your heart will pound with the healthy rumble of a trotter. Under the incense of eucalyptus; And believe me: you will forget the creaking of your joints forever, forever, like a newly born person! Well, when you are completely unbearable, only one thing can help - a fragrant fir broom, And its resinous aroma is ready to raise the dead. And as if, we believe the rumors, Sometimes it’s impossible to calm down after the steam room a man’s passion, Or some other, Perhaps a creative passion. This is such a TACKLE! Cedar broom - for Siberia After all, there is no tree stronger and wider in Russia than cedar. This broom will cut right to the depths. After it, it’s good to go into the hole and you’ll coo like a dove. And finally, a broom made from linden. Whether you are phlegmatic or neurasthenic, he will straighten out anyone, and you, as if intoxicated with honey, like a bumblebee on a linden flower, greedily climb onto the shelves again. Indispensable for rheumatism, for cleansing the body. You can soar with it every day and even more often if you are not too lazy. And so that drama doesn’t come out in the steam room - From us - a felt Panama hat, Under it, the ears will be intact, And the head will not be stunned. There is a mitten with it, in the same color, You can take and put everything in it. If you get seasick in the steam room, a basin and a washcloth are at your service, pour cold water over yourself and quickly jump into the sheets. Here . I’ll give you a short diagram of a simple path, like a dilemma, to a healthy life. Accept it if you like, refuse it if you like.
So that the hero of the day would go to the steam room for a hundred years, gain strength, and there under the broom he would grow stronger, WE RAISE OUR GLASS!
We invite you to Nirvana
Welcoming speech by the owner of a private bathhouse at its opening ceremony.
We, opening the bathhouse complex, kindly invite you. Welcome to Nirvana! Pleasant service, top class!
Massage, solarium, contrast shower, Chic shine... I will say without boasting - Here you can have fun and stretch all the members of your nature.
The fiesta rules in our bathhouse And beyond brains, everything is included. Take Sanduny, they are in front of us - Just a soap opera, a boring movie.
For saunas, stones are “emeralds”. VIP services, fragrant steam. Word of this from here I'm sure it will spread around the globe.
It was not in vain that they built it, worked hard, and finished it in the “Smoky Ice” style. Look, the people from Cassiopeia will come to us, having learned about us.
And the center of mass culture will hum recklessly. There is a restaurant, I recommend starting your trip here.
In the men's department, platforms for fighting are needed - Sometimes mature men are ready to argue with each other.
And here everything is marble and chandeliers - the cult of beauty is necessary. Rejoice ladies, in the women's suite I will personally be the “sissyadmin”.
We have a special water - There is an unusually large amount of everything in it From the periodic table... Narzan, not just ASH-TWO-O.
Reliable, will not be superfluous Security - so that the microbe does not get in. There is a free exit to the roof - in winter, dive into a snowdrift.
Satisfying your needs, Let's imagine a chance to become richer. A glass with a ball under it, You just have to guess.
I wish you, as Chekhov would say, and with him our William Shakespeare: Health, success beyond measure, money and luck! Peace, peace!
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Poems about the bath
Bathhouse – Galina Skvortsova
There are no ugly women in the bathhouse, Each one is as beautiful as Eve: Moisture, like pearls, adorns the skin, Body and soul rejoice.
You will hug me, bathhouse, with light steam, You will saturate me with the aroma of herbs, And you will add beauty, warming with heat, Having driven away all illnesses and illnesses.
You will steam an oak broom so that I can fill all of me with It, I will dive with delight into the lush snowdrifts, I will smile at the stars, teasing the moon!
Well, after tea I’ll immediately feel relaxed and, of course, I’ll sleep through the dawn... Only as I fall asleep do I have time to whisper: “Lord, I thank you for everything...!”
Russian bath – Polonina Irina
The stove heats zealously, the coal smolders brightly, and the spirit of mint makes the body feel waxy.
Eh, I’ll turn up the heat, I’ll give you more steam, I’ll throw my broth on the stones.
The witch's potion will calm the soul, and let the hot broom cover the body.
I will be embraced by the hot aroma and my soul will be pure and not to blame.
And having drenched myself in icy water, I’ll shake off my years and become a young woman.
The body is filled with the aroma of the meadow, and the sun has set - I’m waiting for my dear friend.
There is no more beautiful thing in the world than our steam bath!
There are shelves up to the ceiling, there is a tray for water and a comfortable bench and an oak bucket.
Here is a clay mug - a friend faithful to kvass. And, of course, we have a copper ladle and a copper basin.
And even without running water, There is no worry about water: There is a river nearby and a bridge, You can jump without pants.
Wood from lye Much softer than silk - that! Heated in white, that's a joy to the body!
On the wall, as if at a parade, the brooms, prepared from the summer, hang decorously, in order, exactly in a row,
Yes, not to sweep away the rubbish, but to strengthen your health!
The first broom is for aches and pains after long work, and the second one is for colds and constriction of blood vessels,
The third broom cleans the pores and removes slander. And there is, what a miracle, a broom even made from nettles!
He is the fourth, there is also a fifth, And there is a seventh and a twentieth, There is even a twenty-fifth. Everyone needs to know them, guys!
There are no brooms more useful for fatigue and illness! This is spiritual joy, Everything is arranged as it should,
Purity and beauty, In a word - beauty!
Beauty saloon
You may not believe it, dear, but the bathhouse is a beauty salon. You won't find Paradise cosmetics like this anywhere else. Here you will cleanse your skin, smooth it out, like a soul in the chambers of saints, you will establish the road to health, you will return the freshness of your young years.
In the warmth of the steam room and in the cool, natural spring water, you will become relaxed, happy, satisfied with yourself. Closing your eyes from bliss, you will plunge into nirvana. The exchange process starts your personal beauty salon.
Steam, and with a soap massage you will give your skin a Gift. Words cannot describe how life has become better and brighter. From peeling, heat and scrub, your skin became like silk, And, as if from the Garden of Eden, the Earth greets the baby.
A weightless body flies, the whole world has changed around you, You timidly enter a fairy tale and melt in the movement of your hands. Under a nourishing mask, the skin has regained its beauty, it looks like velvet and peach! How can you not believe in a dream!
You are a woman! This means she is worthy of everything that is given by nature. The secret of cleanliness for health was revealed in Russia a long time ago. You are a bird! You are a sea of desires! After all, my dear is waiting only for you, In a stream of emotional confessions, he will tenderly say lovingly:
“How young you have become, rosy, fresh, beautiful. Your charm is without end and beginning, the crown of beauty and soul. I love you more passionately than before, you have become closer to me, dearer, and I am drowning in the hope that you will be a hundred times more tender.”
Bathhouse – Elena Voronets
Bathhouse, bathhouse, what a miracle! The birch tree spirit does not sleep! There is a pot of water on the stove with a bloated belly.
On the rope behind the pipe, Brooms hang in a crowd. There are less, there are more, choose any one for yourself.
Broom is a daring guy! Agile, dashing, Kneads, breaks all kinds of stagnation in the body!
The copper ladle hung on the vat. Scoop it up and give it to the park. The steam swirls like wings, rising to the ceiling.
The body turned red in the bathhouse, the blood rushed through the body - This means that the treatment Therapy has begun!
If you're a little tired, go out and take a sip of kvass. After a hot languor, a mug of kvass is so sweet!
The bathhouse gathers all good friends into a close circle. The bathhouse soars, the bathhouse heals, the bathhouse is a doctor, the bathhouse is a friend!
After the bath – Svetlana Korneva
Winter, snowstorm. A cow in a stall asks to be freed, A dog hides its muzzle in a kennel, And sparrows are under the roof in the attic of the house. Nobody wants to go out into the yard, The paths are not marked with footprints. Today is Sunday and it’s already light, but it takes a long time to sleep - I washed myself in the bathhouse yesterday. I warmed the bones with a broom in the steam room, lay on the shelf, breathed resin, and lay down in a clean crisp pastel, wrapped myself in a cozy soft blanket. How sweetly you sleep in the morning after a bath. And let the snowstorm frolic outside the window And let the wind blow from the window frame, Sway the curtains, making you sleepy.
A sheet, a broom, beer, a salty ruff, you sit - “It’s beautiful”, you don’t need a shisha, you sit and reason, calmly, slowly, and remove your thirst. Mley, mley my soul! Then you go into the steam room, it will take your breath away. I have never seen one like this, there are two such steam rooms. There is hot languor here, Even though autumn is behind the wall, Wormwood straw and the aroma of the steppe. You sit there languishing, sweat runs down your body. The heat makes you look younger, and not even by a year, but by, say, a dozen. The bathhouse is so good... I'm all clean! What is important is both body and soul!
We suggest solving a crossword puzzle about a bathhouse.
Horizontally:
2. Parent of the broom 4. Japanese bathhouse 5. People always dance from it 6. It doesn’t break bones 8. The bathhouse begins with it 11. They are not in the bathhouse 12. pipe
Vertically:
1. Money can’t buy it 3. Bath attendant’s tool 6. Bed 7. Master of steam 9. Source of heat 10. Wooden basin 13. She can’t stand haste
Bath party script.
Host: Obviously, real lovers of the Russian bathhouse have gathered here! After all, what could be better than a cool park, a cheerful broom and foamy beer after a Russian steam room! Therefore, we are pleased to begin our bath party “Heat is not a hindrance to fun,” where we gathered for healing, warm communication and laughter. All the games, entertainment, poems and songs today are only about her - the unique and wonderful - Russian bathhouse!
Wash away the sickness, pain and sweat
Our people go to the bathhouse!
Eh, let's turn up the heat today!
We wish everyone: “Enjoy your steam!”
Table guessing game “Finish the phrase”
Presenter: Whoever wets his throat will scream loudly. I start a phrase, and you finish it in unison. Go.
Enjoy Your Bath-
Flood my bathhouse - .... (in white). I'm no longer used to the white light!
I’ll get burned, and the hot steam will loosen my burning head -... (tongue)!
Host: While the steam is hot, I see that not everyone has loosened their tongues yet, the floor is presented to our most avid bathhouse attendant, who is ready to talk about the bathhouse in any condition
Host: Well, we know how to talk about the bath topic, but which amateur is ready to create a work of art glorifying this great invention of mankind? (5-6 people are invited for the competition)
Costume congratulations on the anniversary “Go to the bathhouse!”
Congratulations for the hero of the day - a bathhouse lover - include a comic song, a cheerful chant, an impromptu “bathhouse” arranged right in the hall for the hero of the occasion, and a small concert (guests perform various tasks for the hero of the day).
The costumed congratulation “on the anniversary “Go to the bathhouse” is a full-fledged number of the holiday program, cheerful, and most importantly, very pleasant for the birthday person. Such a costumed congratulation at a bathhouse party can be a surprise from friends, just like the party itself, which can be organized in honor of the anniversary.
Scenario for a sauna party with friends “Heat is not a hindrance to fun”
Recently, holidays, birthdays or friendly gatherings in baths and saunas have become very popular, especially since almost all modern baths are equipped with a banquet hall, musical equipment, and an outdoor recreation area. Most often, a close group of relatives or friends gathers; it is for such an occasion that this bathhouse party script “Heat is not a hindrance to fun” was written.
This is a fun competition program on the theme of a bath for a close group, which can be arranged before water or health procedures (thanks to the author of this idea). If it’s an anniversary, then it’s worth adding some funny congratulations for the bathhouse attendant
Cool poems for a gift bath accessories
There is no more pleasant method, To relieve your nervous stress, Like going to the bathhouse with a hunter, Kneading the bones with a broom.
To make this process a joy, I am giving a bath set, Accessories will help you create a sensation in the bathhouse.
You will need a hat, mittens, and a washcloth for the bathhouse. A sponge, of course, will also help you in a hot bathhouse!
Here's a broom to boot - Well, how could it be otherwise? Broom - Volodar in the bathhouse And health, sir!
Accessories for the bathhouse Take it quickly, And when you go to the bathhouse, Don’t forget them at home, Our gift is very necessary, It will come in handy in the steam room, Use it more often, Take it, it’s yours!
To make it cool in the bathhouse and, of course, comfortable, We are giving you a gift, Know that it is simply incomparable, It took us a long time to choose accessories for the bathhouse, We have found everything you need for the steam room, for you!
To go to the bathhouse in a great mood, you need to take excellent “equipment”: a set of towels, a broom and slippers, and don’t forget about the bathhouse cap!
And therefore at this very moment I give you this glorious set! Now enjoy your trips to the bathhouse, and always return from the bathhouse with a smile!
Words of congratulations for the gift of bath accessories
The gift is simply beautiful! The key to health is cleanliness! Wipe away the shadow of melancholy and sadness, Have a bath day for yourself, Let the purity and aroma please you, cheer you up and become a bright moment of the day, Then you will remember me!
As soon as you get ready for the sauna, quickly get my gift! After all, you will need to wrap yourself in a towel, and a broom is very important, so you know!
And, of course, the hat will come in handy, And don’t forget to take your slippers with you, So that you can enjoy your favorite bathhouse to your heart’s content, And remember it all with pleasure!
I will give you accessories for the bath, To sharpen the sensations with this glorious set.
Let the gift give you bliss, relaxation, relaxation, so that swimming will certainly bring you ecstasy.
I give you bath accessories with my soul, Let them be with you in the bathroom, sauna and shower.
Let bathing turn into the coolest ritual, Let all chakras open and tension burn in the soul.
From now on it’s nice to be in the bathhouse, wash your back with a new washcloth, I wish you, along with the gift, a radiant, light and bright life.
Everyone knows how much you love the bathhouse, It’s impossible to argue with that, And that’s why it wasn’t difficult for us to choose a gift, We hand over the bathhouse accessories to you with all our hearts, You remember us more often when you visit your steam room!
So that you bathe nicely, take the accessories, so that washing reminds you of a splash of great love.
Let the water treatments be a joy, rub your body with a washcloth, smile, don’t be sad.
Now you can go to the bathhouse with dignity, Having taken the accessories, you can, I sincerely hasten to give them to you, So that you can love the bathhouse more. I wish that a gift comes to your heart, And I want to shout to you - enjoy your bath!
Regular of the steam room, sauna and bath, I will give as a gift a set of bath items.
Soap, gels and shampoos, And different washcloths, Also a broom with a hat For variety.
So that everything is at hand, To be useful, The body sparkles with purity, Shines with joy.
Accessories for the bathhouse I’ll give you a gift, let them be useful in a soap-steam environment.
Arm yourself quickly and go ahead for cleanliness, cheerful spirit and health, strength and cleanliness.
A gift from me today - Accessories for the bath, For pleasant procedures These copies are given.
May purity visit the Body and soul with them, May the vigorous spirit and beauty always accompany them.
Funny congratulations to the bathhouse attendant
Girls and boys, please tell me how to beat the hobby of the hero of the day - BATH? All hope is in you Ira
In the presenters section you will be given more competent advice
TRENER, https://narod.ru/disk/26911913001/V%20tu%20step%20(minus).mp3.html here
Girls and boys, please tell me how to beat the hobby of the hero of the day - BATH? All hope is in you Ira
And the park isn't bad at all!
Giving bath accessories as a gift. Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massager, a foot brush, a brush, a thermometer.
1st. Who walks together in a row? 2nd. This is a squad of bath attendants! 3rd. Let's steam everyone up and warm them up. Come on, people, be bold! 4th. The people here are very dirty! 5th. Sign up five years in advance! 6th. But today is an exception And such a message... Together. There are more steam in our hall In honor of (name) - the hero of the day! 1st. We give a friend a washcloth, Rub harder, we don’t mind, Unless you’re a fool - You’ll be as red as a lobster! Together. Oh, ah, oh, oh, brothers, he's giving up the ghost! 2nd. We give a hat for curls, And when there are no curls, Cover your bald head with a hat - You will be a bathhouse hero! Together. Eh, uh, ah, oh, and the park isn’t bad at all! 3rd. To remove fat from the sides - We urgently give you a massager, Oh, sorry, massager, So that you can always rub your body! Together. Eh, uh, ah, oh, hurry up and steam the fat! 4th. If you decide to swim in the Thames, then use this pumice stone, the English, ordinary guys, don’t scare your heels! Together. Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath! 5th. We will give this gang as a gift, so that if it is hot, I will sip beer from it, and remember this day! Together. Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff! 6th. If suddenly you've had too much and you've lost your parka too much, Our thermometer will show that, Maybe it'll even go off scale! Together. Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom! 1st. You, (name), our friend, Pour the glass full, We have something to pay - We can give you a broom!
They hand over their brooms.
Author: Mikhailova N.M.
Come to the bathhouse quickly The host of the anniversary evening asks the two guests, who are visiting the bathhouse together with the hero of the day, to take off their jackets and shirts, wrap themselves in sheets, and put bathing caps on their heads. In this form, they enter the hall in which the celebration is held and congratulate the hero of the day. Humorous gifts are prepared in advance: a bath broom in a gift box for flowers, bath soap, a bottle of beer.
1st. We know that the hero of the day loves to take a steam bath! There's a broom and beer. We love the sauna too! 2nd. In the evening we leave the bathhouse And (the patronymic of the hero of the day) is also with us, Everyone’s muzzles are red, They feel great! 1st. We came to congratulate you, It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse, To make a toast, Well, have a drink and a snack! 2nd. Be the happiest person in the world, Always be among friends, So that we all have to celebrate Your 100th anniversary! 1st. We didn’t come here in vain, Here, we brought gifts, Accept them quickly, Pour us a glass! 2nd. So that there is a lot of money, health, happiness, they decided to give a broom and a piece of soap.
The hero of the day is given a broom and soap.
1st. If you suddenly feel sad, Here’s a gift for you, friend: Pour some foamy beer to make it more fun!
