Dear teachers, 11th grade students and their respected parents! Do you want to make your prom unforgettable and a lot of fun? Then read and imagine 5 skits on school subjects.
Believe me, they will make a splash at the 11th grade graduation! The director will be delighted, and the auditorium will repeatedly explode with laughter and thunderous applause.
Dear graduates! Do you agree that at the farewell party it is important to pay attention to all teachers and each individual? For many years they worked, killing their nerve cells in order to sow grains of goodness and light into your pure brain. Don’t spare your precious time and give each teacher a bright, unforgettable gift.
We bring to your attention short and very funny skits on subjects.
Read, assign roles and rehearse theatrical settings in advance. Perhaps you will contribute your ideas to the production of a school performance, but the unique chance to please (bring to tears) teachers will remain in your hands.
Scene No. 1 “History Exam”
The presenter comes on stage and tells a brief background story. Some students do not prepare thoroughly for exams, but try to learn all the material literally in one day. As a result, historical facts are lumped together, and small and large incidents occur during the surrender.
The presenter leaves, the examiner and the examinee remain on the stage.
Teacher : Ghukasyan?
Student : He is the most...
Teacher : Pull the ticket!
Student takes a ticket: Mmm, World War II (scratching head).
Teacher : Let's start with a simple one, who started the war?
Student : Hitler!
Teacher : That's right, we were preparing! And in what year?
Student : At 19...., at 19...., in 1900!
Teacher : Interesting version! And how was it?
At this time, an action takes place on stage that illustrates the student’s story.
An actor comes out wearing shorts with straps and holding a toy machine gun. Little Hitler fires into the air and shouts: Tra-ta-ta-ta!
The second actor portraying the father runs in: Son, it’s 4 in the morning! You'll wake up all the neighbors! By the way, yesterday your teacher, Mr. Lieberman, called and said that you were misbehaving, so he won’t take you on a hike!
Little Hitler shakes his weapon and shouts: I will take revenge on him!
Teacher : Stop, stop! This is nonsense, Hitler could not start a war in 1900, he started hostilities when he was 50 years old!
Student scratches his head: Yes...
Teacher : Which country did Hitler attack?
Student : Mmmmm
Teacher : I’ll tell you, for a large country, one might say for a whole empire!
Student : Oh, that’s right, he attacked the Roman Empire, Caesar himself... Hitler appears on the stage with a bandage on his arm and the magnificent Caesar in a tunic and a golden crown.
Hitler : Well, what didn’t you expect?
Caesar : Yes, I’m completely shocked!
Hitler : What will you do against my tanks?
Caesar : What are tanks?
Hitler : These are real tigers on tracks!
Caesar : Tigers on tracks? I give up, I give up!
Teacher : Stop! This is historical nonsense! Caesar was betrayed and killed long before the Second World War.
Student : Exactly, Caesar was shot by the security officers! If a chick is a pretty girl, does that mean security officers are glamorous men?
A “glamorous” security officer comes on stage, takes out his phone, takes pictures and takes selfies with other heroes. Then he takes out a pistol from his holster and kills Caesar. Hitler is shocked!
The teacher takes out his phone and turns on the recording: Now let's summarize!
Student : So, Hitler attacked Caesar at 4 in the morning without declaring war. Tanks were used, Caesar was betrayed and shot by security officers. Then Hitler realized his impunity and went to war against Troy. Hitler crossed himself.
Teacher : Maybe there were also 300 Spartans there?
Student happy with his success: No, it's a movie! It was filmed much later!
Teacher : You are a genius! Get your decree!
The audience applauds, the actors bow and run off the stage.
Scene No. 2 “At a geography lesson”
The presenters on stage are 11th grade graduates. A guy and a girl in formal attire sadly say goodbye to school and remember how difficult it was in Valentina Stepanovna’s geography lesson to get a good grade.
The presenters leave, the actors appear on stage - a teacher and 3 students.
Teacher : Hello, children! Today I’m in a great mood, who’s going to go to the blackboard?
Students pretend to sleep or repeat a paragraph.
Teacher : So, Vasilkov will go to the board! Show me Brazil, Vasilkov!
Student #1 clumsily points at the globe.
Teacher : Well, who shows it like that?
Student number 1 : How should it be?
At this time, fiery Latin American music is playing, and the teacher and student No. 1 are rocking salsa on stage.
Teacher : Huh, sit down 4! And now he’ll go to the board...
The students raise their hands: I, I, I!
Teacher : Sokolovsky, show me the continent of Eurasia!
Student No. 2 pokes at the globe.
Teacher : Now show Austria on the map...
Student No. 2 throws up his hands in bewilderment. The Viennese waltz sounds, the teacher and student No. 2 spin around the stage.
Teacher : Sit down, Sokolovsky, three! And now Petrov will go to the blackboard and show me Russia!
Student No. 3 points to a map of the Russian Federation.
Teacher : Well done, Petrov, excellent!
“Kalinka-Malinka” sounds, the teacher and student No. 3 dashingly start dancing.
Other guys run out onto the stage and a Russian folk dance begins. The audience laughs and applauds.
Comic congratulations, advice and wishes to 11th grade graduates
The graduation ceremony of 2022 at school is a big holiday both for the children who are finishing 11th grade and for the teachers. According to established tradition, on this day warm words and parting words are addressed to the heroes of the occasion.
Congratulations from teachers to 11th grade graduates may include poems and wishes in prose form.
You can act out a skit with the participation of teachers, staged based on famous fairy tales and cartoons, school folklore, miniatures from the humorous magazine “Yeralash”.
And, of course, everyone present at the celebration will long remember the comic advice and wishes addressed to the 11th grade graduates, which will be heard from the lips of teachers...
How to congratulate 11th grade graduates on behalf of teachers?
Teachers can begin their speech with congratulations: - Dear guys! Today you are celebrating your graduation - this is a very significant event for you and for us. We sincerely wish you to find your path in life, be able to achieve high goals, strive for your dreams and fill every day of your life with bright colors and victories.
- Now it’s time to say goodbye. We are very proud that you studied here, at this school. You have become family to us. We hope that you also fell in love with this house and will miss it. And we will be very glad if you come back here at least sometimes to talk about how your life is going, about your plans and dreams. The school doors will always be open for you!
Teachers take turns taking the microphone and, against the backdrop of music, pronounce their wishes to the children who will soon leave the school walls. Warm and sincere, optimistic and encouraging words of congratulations to graduates of 11th grade from the lips of teachers.
– Just recently, hiding behind bouquets, you entered the first grade with excitement, And now with parting advice, your native school sees you off. Childhood remains in the school corridors, The bells have fallen silent, the noise and din have subsided, And only memories in conversations Sound quietly everywhere, here and there. You have something to remember: ups and downs, And laughter and tears, friendship and love; How my head “cracked” from studying, And the enamel of my teeth “was rubbed off on granite.” You have grown up, become stronger, matured, and are ready to move mountains on your way! Your day has come! You've all been waiting for him. Doubts away! Be brave, good luck!
- Yes, the story of childhood is coming to an end, Chapters have been written, dreams have been finished. No longer relying on anyone's tips, you must solve all the problems yourself. Not every path will be smooth, Not all trials will be easy, And life lies before you like a notebook, In which there is not yet a single line...
A skit from teachers for 11th grade graduates
Then, for 11th grade graduates, you can act out a skit staged by teachers with the participation of fortune tellers. Teachers who taught children in high school will make comic predictions and give advice and guidance to 11th grade graduates.
The participants in this mini-production - teachers gathered at the teachers' council - are worried about how the children will pass their final exams.
The head teacher takes the floor: “Let’s tell our graduates good luck.” Let's invite fortune tellers here, Let them deign to keep the answer, What fate has in store for them. Let them not hide anything and tell the whole truth.
Fortune tellers in gypsy outfits appear in the teacher’s room and sing a song to the tune of the song “What can I say...”: - The high school has sunk into oblivion, The door to the future has opened slightly. You ask the cheerful gypsy what awaits you now. Prediction of impossible miracles Especially for graduates - We will lay out fortune on cards in the form of queens, kings and jacks.
Chorus : Well, what can I say, what can I say? And what does all this mean? All that remains is to wish you great, great luck!
Oh, you have admission on your nose, And a career, and a mountain of money, Crazy luck in life, And love to the grave. Prediction of impossible miracles And other suitable goods - We will put fortune on cards for a very small fee.
Chorus.
The teachers participating in this congratulatory scene surround the gypsies and ask them questions.
Teachers: – Will the Unified State Exam be difficult? What grades will our guys get? First fortune teller (throwing up her hands): “I wanted to tell fortunes with cards, but the astronomy teacher took them away from the guys, and yesterday the military instructor broke the crystal ball...
Teachers: - So what should we do now? Maybe bring tarot cards or coffee grounds will do? Second fortune teller: - We can tell fortunes on ice cream if you offer. The tastier it is, the more accurate the fortune telling will be.
Finally, the heroines of this skit at the 11th grade graduation, performed by teachers, give predictions: - This year, the stars favor those who are passionate about science, and therefore all zodiac signs can count on success and good luck. - A difficult exam awaits my dears, the questions will be difficult, but overall everything will go well...
Head teacher (shaking his head): - So, they calmed down: the questions will be difficult, but on the whole everything will go well. We can only hope for the best! Let's all wish our graduates success in the exam!
After this, the teachers will give the 11th grade graduates comic advice and instructions: - If bad thoughts creep into your head... then drive them away!
- When you lose your temper... be kind, don’t get lost!
– And finally, don’t go with the flow, don’t swim against the current, but swim to where you really need to go!
Then, for graduates of 11th grade, teachers will read congratulations in verse:
– Last year, 11th grade, Graduation Ball, dreams and hopes, We congratulate you on this holiday, We believe in you and love you as before!
Let life open all doors for you, May all paths be laid at your feet, Today is graduation - your finest hour, Go for it, there are a lot of chances in life!
– You have grown up, become stronger, matured, and are ready to move mountains on your way! Your day has come! You've all been waiting for him. Doubts away! Be brave, good luck!
May good luck accompany you in everything, And may your cherished dream come true, And even to an unsolvable problem, There is always a solution!
At the end of this scene at the 11th grade graduation, the teachers, lined up in one line, will read funny poems with comic advice and wishes that will lift the spirits of everyone present in the hall.
– Studying is undoubtedly a lot of work. After ten years you are pretty tired. And now we want to give advice so that you pass the exams successfully.
- So, in order to pass them successfully: don’t drink beer and don’t walk too much, study more and sleep less. Also follow the diet.
– Don’t eat flour, fatty, salty foods: This can make you fat. The teachers may not recognize you. You will have to take your passport to the exam.
– In order to be in good shape, the date will have to be temporarily cancelled. Everyone knows: ardent love deprives the mind and spoils the blood.
- So, good luck, guys, fly away! A great life awaits you ahead! Just never forget school and those who prepared you for the flight!
– Good luck, peace, goodness and happiness, dear graduates!
Scene No. 3 “Ah, Pushkin!” (literature exam)
Two actors in the foreground portray a teacher and a student. Behind them is an empty stage where the guys will perform a fun literary show.
Teacher : Pull the ticket!
The student takes the ticket and reads: Theme “Golden Age”...
Teacher : What can you tell me?
Student : The Golden Age is, first of all, Pushkin...
An actor in a top hat appears on stage, portraying Pushkin.
Student : And also his friend Kuchelbecker and... Onegin! The indicated characters appear on the stage, greet and hug Pushkin.
The teacher is perplexed: Is Onegin a friend of Pushkin?
Student : No, no!
Onegin leaves disappointed.
Teacher incredulously: Okay! Tell us what Pushkin did?
Student : He was hanging out...
Girls appear on stage and everyone starts dancing to cheerful music.
Teacher annoyed: Is that so?
Student : No, no! He went to balls!
Classical music turns on, girls with fans flirt, and boys invite them to dance.
Kuchelbecker : Ladies and gentlemen, Pushkin’s beloved Natalya Goncharova!
A girl in a long dress and with a fan comes onto the stage. Kuchelbecker announces a waltz, everyone dances.
Goncharova : Ah, Pushkin! Let's run away! Just you and me...
Pushkin : Better yet, you, me and the horse! Well, it's really faster!
Goncharova : Pushkin, read me something from your repertoire. From new!
Pushkin solemnly: Well, good. Listen, gentlemen! “The devil is dancing the samba in your eyes. And I slowly, without an ensemble, descend to your feet!” Pushkin falls to his knees in front of his beloved, moves his shoulders and sings: Boom-shaka-taka-taka, boom, senorita...
Teacher shocked: Are you crazy?! I'll kick you out now! Well, answer me, with whom did Pushkin conflict?!
Student confused: With Fet!
Teacher surprised: What a turn!
A group of students holding a “FET” banner comes onto the stage. Their leader is ahead of them all.
Fet encourages the crowd: Afanasy! Afanasy! Fet, Fet, Fet! The song “Felicita” comes on and the guys perform a modified version of “Feta Chital”.
Fet : Natalya! What are you doing here? Pushkin, what does all this mean? Do you want a duel?!
Dramatic music plays and everyone whispers excitedly.
Pushkin : Exclamation mark!
Fet : What do you mean?
Pushkin : I mean, no question!
Teacher : So, you want to say that Pushkin fought with Fet because of Goncharova? Remember, he shot with Dantes!
Student : I know you will listen to the end!
Fet comes forward: Gentlemen, I have been deceiving you for a long time. In fact, I... (tears off his hat) Dantes!
Fet's fans change the poster and hold the name "DANTES" in their hands.
Pushkin : We need to decide something with Natalya!
Dantes points a pistol at her: Don’t let anyone get you!
Teacher : This is not from there at all!
Student : Oh, exactly!
Pushkin shakes Natalya by the shoulders: Did you pray for the night, Goncharova?!
Teacher wearily: Either you now answer me how Pushkin’s life ended, or I’ll give you two!
The ticking of a clock sounds, the student thinks. All the actors run up to him.
Dantes whispers: Hey, I'm poof-poof!
Goncharova : Ps, because of me!
Pushkin : And then I... (coughs and falls, feigning death)
Student : I remember! Dantes mortally wounded Pushkin in a duel over Natalia Goncharova!
Teacher condescendingly: Okay. I see they were getting ready.
Cheerful music sounds, everyone applauds and dances! The exam is passed, the actors come out to bow.
Part 2. Response from graduates
Medley song (output) to the tune of “At First Sight”, “For You”, “I’m with You” by Ani Lorak.
Hearts are beating, the body is burning with fire The school is our dear, dear home The whole world around me has become different It is warmer day by day You know... For you, this evening is for you the evening of the meeting Without you, we don’t need No medals, no awards (2 times) And we for you into the fire We have become one family For us, you are a star from heaven Opened up a land of wonders And we live for you All your pains We will take away Now we have become a family After all, the school is our home And you and I... with you... you and I-oh-oh .
Words from graduates.
(Sopunov) Our graduation is the most graduation in the gymnasium!
(Lubentsova) In what other issue will you find 5 boys and only 15 girls? Only in ours!
(Savchenko) In what other class did the teacher have to look at you not from top to bottom, but from bottom to top, since the average height of students in our class is one meter and eighty?
(Salanov) And if something needed to be moved, moved, thrown away, then we were always ready to help! You just had to say it (especially if it was during lessons).
(Shekhovtsova) Unfortunately, we are unusually superstitious. They believed in a black cat crossing the road to school at the wrong time, so you didn’t always see us in class, you never returned home if you forgot your notebook, textbook and diary, and when your nose itched... you waited for news.
(Nikolaev) For parents, our day began at 7-45, we all walked in a crowd... but not towards the gymnasium... After all, we still had to go to the store on Prospect, Dry Cleaner or... discuss the latest news... around the corner from the school, or just go back though I wish I could go home in the morning...
(Kravtsova) Let's just say that not all lessons brought us the joy of communication. During them, we dreamed of being as far away from what was happening as possible, and only about 5 people from the entire class remained in reality and carefully followed what was happening in the lessons.
(Maslovskaya ) Most of all we liked purple, green, black colors, and if the school uniform had been in such shades and consisted of jeans and T-shirts, then there would not have been a more disciplined graduation in wearing uniforms in the entire gymnasium!
(Chizhova) In general, we are very kind and nice guys, and if the teachers didn’t give us a lot of lessons, and our parents took care of our stomachs on time, then we became even kinder and nicer.
(Savina) Here is just a small part of the truth about our fun and unique release!
“Newspaper boys” run out waving sheets of paper.
- Sensation! Sensation! The original will of Alfred Nobel has been found! The real will has been found! Read, read! You are here, read here! Only today and only now do our graduates award the teachers of Gymnasium No. 26. Don’t miss the presentation of the original will of Alfred Nobel.
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(From Block 1 to Block 5, the presenters are Shekhovtsova and Sarukhanyan.)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
– We are moving on to presenting Nobel Prizes to worthy representatives of the teaching staff of gymnasium No. 26. We all come from childhood! We will all forever remain children at heart! Attention to the screen!
Video “We all come from childhood.”
– The first to have the honor of opening this event was the director of Stakhanov Gymnasium No. 26, Olga Aleksandrovna Shapka, as well as the ideological inspirers of all the work in the gymnasium, deputy directors Chernykh V.P., Morozova A.D., Chernyavskaya O.A., Evtifieva I.V. ., Kotova E.A.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the director for the ideological inspiration of all work in the gymnasium.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to deputy directors for their support and assistance in overcoming any difficulties.
Verse: (Sweet)
Being a school administrator is hard! There are so many things to do and worries in the morning, And sometimes my head is buzzing every minute. It’s not without reason. Make sure that the entire large training mechanism works properly... Every day we are all taken care of - This is true heroism!
Song to the tune of "Provence" Christmas tree.
A cozy office And again the teachers' council is in full swing And tomorrow the seminar And the certification will suddenly appear Put in order All the plans and magazines too This is their destiny To run the gymnasium, oh God
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– Next nomination: “Those who made the most important discovery in the field of primary education”!
– The prize is awarded to primary school teachers Larisa Trofimovna Platonova and Galina Anatolyevna Smirnova for their scientific work “Mom is not as scary as first-graders draw her”!
– Remember, if you weren’t taught how to add small amounts in elementary school...
– Then your only chance in life is to operate with big ones!
Verse: (Platonov)
Once upon a time, when we were very small, we were brought to school, our bows were white, our bouquets were blooming. And you taught awkward fingers to write, And what the Motherland is, You and I felt
Song to the tune of “Oh God, what a man” by Natalie.
We burst into your life unexpectedly, changing your reality. We sat down at our desks and took books and studied without a break. You were there for four years. We taught you about the sun and nature. You taught numbers and letters. Your lessons cannot be erased by the years...
Chorus.
Oh God, what a teacher, Philosopher and even thinker Let everything be “excellent” And a decent amount of money (2 times)
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– We continue our ceremony. Awarded the Nobel Prize from the Queen of Physics and Mathematics.
– The winners are: Kovaleva Olga Fedorovna, Polupan Oksana Vladimirovna, Logacheva Natalya Ivanovna and Ivanova Irina Aleksandrovna
Verse (Slivina)
Our dear teachers! How you suffered with us, driving into our heads our dense Theorems and their proof, Equations and their solutions, Expressions and their simplifications
– Please accept this musical gift as a congratulation from the entire class.
To the tune of Vera Brezhnev's song "Love will save the world."
- The notebook in which I write cannot be given to me while there is no DZ in it!
To know not in dreams, but in reality what an atom is like, to share it with you!.. Physics was almost a terrible nightmare for us! But, nevertheless, those lessons are not lost in vain! Chorus: I know one thing, one thing that will save us - That our teacher will not find a spur for us! - We took the integral, We calculated the area, We tried to understand everything!.. The notebook in which I write, I can’t give it to you, While there is something to roll up!
Computer science was almost a terrible nightmare! But, nevertheless, those lessons are not lost in vain! Chorus.
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– For their outstanding contribution to the development of natural sciences, chemistry teacher SG No. 26 Ekaterina Antonovna Pertseva, geography teacher Alexandra Ivanovna Demchuk and biology teacher Vera Pavlovna Chernykh are awarded the Nobel Prize.
- All our lives we will remember how, with a faint smile, you returned to us a notebook where there was no mistake, How upset you were when, although rarely, you had to give a bad mark
Song based on Kirkorov's "My Bunny".
You are our pestle, we are the stamens, You are our microbe, we are the specks. You are photosynthesis, we are plants, You are our bush, we are roots, You are hydrogen, I am your atom You are an electron, we are all nuclei You are OH group, we are the foundations A new element has been discovered with you You are an area, we are the planet You are all four directions of the world You are our Eurasia, we are Europe Know geography better than hip-hop
Chorus: We don't sleep well at night, we cram biology, Because we want to be liked! We don’t sleep well at night, we cram geography, Because we want to go to Rome with you. We don’t sleep at all, because we cram chemistry. Because we really need paraffin in life.
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– And also, the Nobel Prize is awarded for scrupulous work with history and legal documents, Olga Aleksandrovna Tarasyuk and Yulia Nikolaevna Didenko.
Verse: (Sopunov)
You have been around for many years and shared everything you knew! Thank you for the light of knowledge, For childhood fairy tales with miracles
(to the melody of the song from the film “The Diamond Arm”)
- You whispered scientific words about the city of stone, And books with terrible questions led us through the fog.
I didn’t know how to love history so fieryly, ardently. In my soul, you carelessly awakened the volcano. Chorus: Show, tell, What happened a century before us. Show us, tell us what is happening here now. - We taught complex laws Codes, rules, And we crammed constitutions To please you We fell in love with the law Fiery, ardently In my soul, carelessly you Awakened the law Chorus.
- Dear guests! A musical gift for you - a number from the Center for Children and Youth Creativity! Meet!!!
Dance.
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(From Block 6 to Block 9, Bezkorovaynaya and Solodkaya are leading.)
– So, now from this stage the names of those who most carefully fulfilled their duty in expanding the base of modernization of the social and humanitarian sphere will be heard.
– The award was earned by the teacher of Ukrainian language and literature Akimova Oksana Stanislavovna, teacher of foreign literature Marchenko Raisa Alekseevna and teacher of the Russian language
Tkachik Oksana Vasilievna.
Verse: (Seven)
You are a teacher with a capital letter, With a young and beautiful soul! How many long years, how many winters do you give your soul to the young?
Song based on Borisenko's "Star Coast".
Chorus: Find 5 differences in our essays, It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. We tried, we wrote them from the Internet, where they are always the same. There is no culture among people without knowledge of the basics of literature, And, if you want, if you want to know the world, You will have to read the classics. Philology teachers taught us how to write correctly, And even though our knees were shaking near the blackboard, We managed to say a couple of phrases
Chorus: Find 5 differences in our essays, It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. We tried, we wrote them from the Internet, where they are always the same. Find our 5 differences in our tests. It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. After all, even if we were imprisoned one by one, we could always discuss everything together.
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– Another list of winners, now from the nomination “Creators of the most outstanding works of physical culture and aesthetic worldview”
– Physical education teacher Elena Aleksandrovna Dyadchenko and teacher of the “Defense of the Fatherland” course Vladimir Vladimirovich Gladky are awarded for developing the project “Oh, sports, I love you, but with a strange love”
Poetry
1. (Nikolaev)
The teacher's whistle blew, it's time to line up three
The command sounds to pay off and start warming up. And you won’t run away anywhere!
2. (Gubar)
Dreams, dreams, but everyday life is evil, Where can we escape from fate? How can we fit into the standards And with DPYU and physical education remain forever on YOU!
Song “Everything for you” S. Mikhailov.
We have only you in our destiny. Our dear physical teachers. Lightning, swearing, kulesh, And hurry up to do push-ups, Either for joy or for misfortune. You know that I will go through the whole cross-country course (2 times)
Chorus: Let's go on a hike, We'll win a medal, And we'll all show off our athletic figures (2 times) For all this, We'll thank you. You protected us all from mistakes, Well, now we're close friends with sports, Together we
- Dear guests! We bring to your attention the number “Fun Aerobics” performed by students of Stakhanov Gymnasium No. 26! Meet!!!
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– The creative team of teachers of English and German became the best of those who made the most important improvement in the field of studying English and German;
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the most talented, patient and unsurpassed!
– Here are their names: Shemeleva Tatyana Ivanovna and Ladygina Daria Evgenievna
– Please accept a song dedicated to you from all the graduates as a congratulation
(Based on the song “I am not the boy next door”).
You taught us the language And now we will say “Merci side” Thank you and Danke schon These languages are like a chameleon And now we know everything cool And now you will hear everything
Chorus I am not the girl next door I don't belong like I did before
Let's say “libe dikh” we will recognize them These languages...How simple they are Oh. I can't go back there anymore Comes I'm not the girl next door
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– Aesthetic development is something everyone needs. Art and vocal lessons are very important
“That’s why this is a large-scale operation called “The Moral Health of the Nation.”
– It is led by: Ivashchenko Nadezhda Vladimirovna, Rydygina Tatyana Ivanovna, Kvitko Oleg Vladimirovich, Ageikina Svetlana Vitalievna, Zhalkovskaya Svetlana Anatolyevna,
Besedina Lyudmila Alexandrovna.
Song to the tune of Roots “You will recognize her.”
- You will recognize her.
You will recognize him. You will recognize her... She can sing beautifully to you In us she will open the harmony of a gentle sound Embroidery was not flour And a screwdriver can be used to tighten a bolt Chorus: You will recognize them all from 1000 By their hands, voices and creativity Because their image is carved With gratitude in all issues - She can show you an interesting story about Edvard Munch An elegantly tailored bag will help us tell you about yourself Chorus.
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(From Block 10 to Block 12, the presenters are Slivina and Savchenko.)
– On this wonderful evening, we would also like to remember those who helped us understand the sources of our worldview, those who brought a lot of color, sunny moments and good mood into our lives.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the empress of the book kingdom Elena Ivanovna Savenko for the creation of a modern information center
– And also, the Nobel Prize is awarded to the talented teacher-organizer Yulia Vasilievna Gritsaenko for her ability to organize everything in a timely and concise manner
Verse: (Kondratiev)
- It’s not an easy woman’s lot: Every day is like a battle for you, But you remain yourself at school, And at home, and everywhere! We wish you cheerfulness and good spirits! And may all your dreams come true! For your necessary, noble work, Accept gratitude, the Nobel Prize and flowers!
Song to the tune of “I’ll give you a bride price for you.”
They are wonderful to everyone, and modest and beautiful What is this, there is no sleep, no peace I want to read books and I want to write scripts At school they help everyone and everyone in the classes knows them
Chorus We are always a mountain for you In hot summer and winter Yul Vasilna Gritsaenko Elena Ivanovna Savenko (2 times)
– And now words of gratitude and the presentation of the Nobel Prize for the excellent feeding of 11th graders are heard for the canteen workers
Verse: (Kosharnaya)
In the cafeteria we drank fifty milk from the school tank! The parents are very happy - After all, it’s almost like a river! We ate thousands of buns, And how many different sweets... We are grateful to our cooks, They fed us all so deliciously!
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Poems (Sarukhanyan)
There are those in the hall who are endlessly dear, If they weren’t there, we wouldn’t be standing here. Who helps with advice and hope. You are always there - and today you are with us. Parents is a native word, For us there is no closer mother, father, Let your eyes give us joy, And sadness disappear from your face.
– From all graduates, almost adults, almost independent, but still little children, gratitude is expressed for the fact that your shoulder, your support has always been there
– For the fact that wherever we are, we always feel your parental warmth, across kilometers, countries, years, centuries
Song to the tune of "Antique Clock".
- My parents, thank you for your warmth, and strength, and patience We were kids And we grew up quickly And now it’s our graduation evening When we all leave The sadness will come The moment will come When we leave the house But despite the pain And despite the tears We We will remember the warmth of your hands.
Chorus Life cannot be turned back, And time cannot be stopped for a moment. Even though the night is endless and my home is lonely, I love you, my parents. - Thank you for everything For my life For helping us to be born For affection, warmth For raising Thank you and low bow to you Chorus.
– The floor for congratulations to the graduates on behalf of the parents goes to Ellada Ferdinandovna Sarukhanyan!
12 Block
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to our beloved class teacher Vera Pavlovna Chernykh. But we also cannot forget our other school mother - Olga Alexandrovna Tarasyuk.
“They were the ones who sincerely believed in us and hoped that something good would come of us. And now it has happened. This moment has come. We have become graduates!
(Shekhovtsova): Our dear, beloved Vera Pavlovna and Olga Aleksandrovna, thank you for your faith in the graduates. And we tell you from the bottom of our hearts, we like everything about you, namely:
Song to the tune of Gradusa “I Like You”.
- We like it when you walk around the class strictly, You put things in order, We like it when you call your parents - It doesn’t matter whether it’s day or night - we like it!
We love it when we prepare performances with you, because without a doubt, we really need them! We like that every time I collected the diaries, I gave grades for everything. But we... Chorus: I don’t care if we get sick, We will still be able to please you, And we don’t need anyone, damn it, If only you walked sternly next to us, We were never bored with you! We will even open a planet in your honor, and while you are dreaming about it, we will have time to successfully solve five problems - We like to meet you during breaks, And you don’t even think about changing, We like that we can swear for a maximum of five minutes, And only two - to be offended, We like it when you reproach for your uniform, And you grumble about absenteeism, we like that. You and I like to visit the head teacher, Hoping for a moment of luck. But to us.
Scene No. 4 “Learning the English alphabet”
On the stage there is a chair and a board with the English alphabet. The actress in the role of a teacher is waiting for her student for an additional lesson. The student appears to thunderous applause.
Student : Hi, teacher. May I... Well, in short, I came in.
Teacher : Hello. Please sit down. Today we will consolidate what we have been working on for a whole month.
Student , taking his place: Damn, this alphabet again! Difficult topic! Is it possible to learn a language without an alphabet?
Teacher : No, you can't. What letter is this? (points to first letter)
Student : This is “A”.
Teacher : Hey!
Student : What?
Teacher : Not “a” and not “sho”. This is the letter "Hey"! What letter is this? (points to the second one)
Student : “B”... No! "Wey"!
Teacher : This is the letter “B”! A month down the drain! Remember. What letter is this? (points to the third)
The student thought: “Si”?
Teacher : Yes!
Student confused: So “Si” or “Yes”?
Teacher : This is the letter “C”! Let's move on! (points to the next one)
Student : This is... “Di”.
Teacher : That's right. "Si", "di".
Student : That's how I sit. Let's move on.
The teacher points to another letter.
Student : This is... “E”!
The teacher is disappointed: This is the letter “I”!
Student : Damn, I remember that there was some kind of setup in this place! What a difficult language!
Teacher : Yes, we haven’t even gotten to the language yet.
Student : I can imagine what the language is like if the alphabet is so complex! Now, if this is “I”, then what letter is it? (points to "I")
Teacher : This is the letter “Ay”.
The student gets up and tries to leave.
Teacher : Where are you going? Come back! Tell me, what letter is this? (points to "P")
The student reluctantly returns: Yes, it could be anything! “Re”, “ri”, “paradise”... Well, this is... an inverted soft sign!
Teacher : This is the letter "Pi".
Student : “Pi”? Show me where the letter "pets" is and I'm done!
Teacher : We taught this letter separately. How is it read? (shows "V")
Student: That's five!
The teacher is amazed: What “five”?
Student : Roman! This is five, and this (points to the “X”) is ten! You told me to come up with associations. I came up with them, but forgot the letters.
Teacher : Well, okay. This can be fixed. But you and I forgot one interesting letter! Then all that remains is to learn the last three.
Student : Are these three letters? (points to “xyz”) I thought someone spelled the word wrong...
Teacher : Pull yourself together! Look, it's the letter "H" (pointing to "H")
Student : By the way, I have a lot of questions about this letter. Can you say at least one word with her?
Teacher : For example, “home”.
Student in shock: Well, where is “H” here?!
Teacher : This is the first letter, “ash”.
The student is perplexed: What “ash”? Are you making it up as you go?
Teacher : No, this is a rule! In the word “hour” it is not readable at all.
Student : Then why is she standing there?
Teacher : That's the rule. Let's now connect the letters. What do you get if you combine “s” and “h”?
Student : What?
Teacher : Almost, just not “sh”, but “sch”. As in the word "sheep". What if you combine “c” and “h”?
Student joylessly: The intrigue is just crazy! Well, that's it, I'm home.
The student gets up and heads towards the exit. The teacher runs after him. The actors hide behind the scenes and then return to bow. The audience is delighted!
