Congratulations to 11th grade graduates from teachers - comic skits
School graduation is a joyful and a little sad celebration. Funny sketches of congratulations from teachers to graduates of the 11th grade of 2022 will help add a cheerful note to the festive concert.
Speech by teachers at 11th grade graduation
Such a performance can begin with a comic skit addressed to 11th grade graduates performed by teachers: - Hello, good fellows! Hello, beautiful girls! How many years have we trained you! How many years did they raise? - Why are you getting ready to go on a journey? Have you decided to leave us? Well, then listen to our advice. – If bad thoughts creep into your head... ...then drive them out of your neck! When you lose your temper... ...please don't get lost! – And finally, don’t go with the flow, don’t swim against the current, but swim to where you really need to go!
One of the teachers coughs hesitantly, and then turns to the other teachers: “You will remember why we are here, And is this what everyone needs from us?” So aren’t there the right words to congratulate the graduates? Another teacher answers him: “Well, you can congratulate them. The task, in general, is not difficult.” But in order for us to be honest, we must not forget about anything.
In the following scene, with congratulations to the graduates of the 11th grade, the physics teacher takes the floor and reads poetry: “I loved you, love, perhaps, has not completely faded away in my soul.” But... don’t let physics bother you anymore: I don’t want to sadden you with anything. I taught you, even though it was often hopeless, And I gave you bad marks to make you understand, But I loved you sincerely and tenderly And I will remember and love you forever!
The following skit from teachers at the 11th grade graduation is performed by teachers and students who perform a song. Student: - Oh, madam, tell me, why do I have two points in my diary? Teacher: - I’ll tell you, without hiding: I give “D” grades for a reason. And of course, this is not my fault. Student: - Oh, madam, you really rushed to give me a “C” on the test! Another teacher: - Are you joking? I have to object to you - You need to teach the rules, my dear. Student: - Ah, madam, but even a professor cannot solve a complex problem. Third teacher: - This is just shame and disgrace! I don't believe you at all. No, you failed to convince me!
Several teachers take part in another prank skit at graduation.
One of the teachers asks: “What can our graduates do, what have they learned?” Other teachers answer him: “In 2 years they learned to read and write, some also retell.” – Over the course of 5 years, we learned to distinguish a student from a teacher, and remembered some of them by name. – Over the course of 7 years, we learned how to find offices, some even correctly. – Over the course of 11 years, we learned to quickly prepare for school events, some even in 1 day. “But they seemed to be able to cheat, make cheat sheets, lose diaries, skip classes... always.”
One of the teachers: – I managed to make sure that all graduates are divided into the following categories:
- 1st category - students who know nothing and guess about it.
- 2nd – those who know something, but don’t know exactly what.
- 3rd – those who know something and know what exactly.
- 4th – knowing everything except what is needed.
- 5th – those who know everything and even what you don’t need to know.
Teachers address the children: – Dear graduates! We, your teachers, want to assure you that we will not forget you or the lessons taught in your classrooms. We will forever remember:
- your inimitable oral responses,
- incomparable written works,
- unique cheat sheets
- and your surprised, wary, sleepy eyes.
– But seriously, guys, we are very sorry that we have to say goodbye to you! We made you puzzle over problems, and you gave us the opportunity to rejoice at your successes.
– We did everything to win your respect and trust, and you amazed us with your sincerity and fun! We needed each other! You taught us a lot too, really!
– And finally, we will not miss the opportunity to humorously voice a few wishes to the 11th grade graduates. We hope that they will be useful to you in adulthood.
Comic advice to graduates at the Last Call.
Teachers give funny advice to graduates: - When choosing a life’s work, it’s better not to torment your head, Entrust this work to someone else, because you can’t think about it yourself. Let your friends find a job for you. It will be their problem, so you can rest on the sidelines.
– When choosing your life’s work, the first thing you do is look at the facade of any work and at the external shine and gloss, After all, to understand the details in order to find out about all the problems, To know about the difficulties and details is superfluous, my friend.
- If you haven’t yet firmly chosen the path for yourself, Haven’t decided where to start your work path, do something cooler, you can say proudly: “At Moscow State University, the bastards cut me off in philosophy!”
– Well, we can advise the following to the guys who will enter universities: Plug your ears with cotton wool before the First of September And calmly relax in silence during class, Watching how the professor, speaking at the blackboard, Opens his mouth silently and moves his lips. How nice it will be to take the cotton wool out of your ears in the summer! How spacious it will be for thoughts to tumble around in your head!
Teachers: - We joked a little, We know that there is no offense. Still, we have taught you something over so many years. You are, of course, all heroes, the School will remember you. We'll reveal a secret now: This issue is just great!
“We hope that after carefully listening to these comic advice, our graduates will draw absolutely serious conclusions.” And we hope that everything you were taught at school will definitely be useful to you in the future. And we assure you that all the rules and formulas, axioms and theorems that you managed to remember will not change in the next hundred years and will not let you down in difficult times.
And the teachers’ speech at the 11th grade graduation will end with these words of congratulations: – We are happy to congratulate the graduates! Frankly, there is no better reward than to see you always like this - Happy and young!
As befits in our school - Sharing both joy and sorrow, You all studied tirelessly, We worked for your benefit!
You have overcome the granite of science, You have become smarter, you have matured, And now the farewell call is coming, It’s painfully dear, but sad.
We wish you new discoveries and wonderful events, good health and strength, so that all your dreams come true!
Remember our school and visit as often as possible. She will console you in bad weather, and, as always, give you happiness!
Go ahead, friends, and without a doubt, achieve bright achievements. We are responsible for your future, We value and love you, children!
About beauty
1. Appreciate your body. Whatever its form, it gives you incredible possibilities. And if it doesn't meet modern beauty standards, that doesn't make it one iota worse.
2. Many of the flaws in appearance that you worry about are noticed only by you.
3. Clothes from mass-market stores often fit poorly even on models. It's not about you.
4. If you care about how your skin looks, start with two skincare products: a gentle cleanser that won't harm your skin's microbiome, and a moisturizer.
5. And if you want to go further, choose skincare products with a cosmetologist. This way you will save a lot of money: 2-3 suitable products will be much more effective than 10 unsuitable ones.
About loved ones
24. Invest in friendships. If you have met someone you can talk to about everything and whom you can trust, don't miss him. Write to him, remind him of yourself and show how dear he is to you.
25. Treat your parents with love, attention and understanding. You never know when they will leave you.
26. Don't quarrel with your grandparents over politics. You still won’t be able to convince them, but you will hurt them and make them feel pointlessly nervous.
27. Call and visit your relatives whenever possible, especially the elderly.
About sex
56. Virginity is neither a reason for pride nor for suffering.
57. No means no. And not only in sex.
58. Use condoms.
59. If a person convinces you to give up condoms without being tested for sexually transmitted diseases, it is better to refuse sex with him: he is unlikely to be a caring partner.
60. Get vaccinated against HPV. In addition to warts and skin papillomas, HPV causes cervical and other cancers in both women and men. Condoms do not fully protect, and there is no treatment. But the vaccine makes sense at any age. Vaccination is paid (but in some regions children can be vaccinated for free).
61. There is nothing wrong with masturbation. The better you know your body, the easier it is to explain to your partner how to please you. Regular masturbation also helps increase libido. There are even relevant studies.
About health
12. Your adult life will truly begin only when you learn to cook at least 10 dishes yourself. This rule was proposed by British chef Jamie Oliver. He is confident that it will save a large number of people from obesity and diabetes.
13. Eat less sugar. This will reduce the risks of many diseases and yes, it will make you look better.
14. Eat fruits and vegetables every day. A rich microbiome will have a positive impact on your physical and mental well-being.
15. Of all drinks, give preference to plain water. The cells of your body actually need only its molecules, and the rest is not always useful ballast.
16. Do not combine food with activities that distract from it. Eat first and then watch YouTube. This way you will get more pleasure - you will stretch it out over time. And you won't overeat.
17. Walk for at least half an hour after a high-calorie meal - while walking, your muscles will absorb excess glucose from the blood, this will reduce the risk of diabetes, which is especially important if you have a genetic predisposition to it.
18. Know that IQOS is about as dangerous to health as regular cigarettes.
19. Try to go to the dentist at least once a year, or better yet, once every six months. Teeth are important not only for beauty, but also for healthy digestion.
About exams
37. Your task is to pass the exams as best as possible. But if the result is not as high as you would like, it is not the end of the world.
38. Don't panic during exams. Even if you feel like you never knew the answer to a question, calm down and move on to another task. You'll be surprised what tricks your brain can do - the correct answer can come out of nowhere, even at the end of the exam.
39. The Unified State Exam is not a place for creativity. Write what you have already heard a hundred times in class - this way you are more likely to get high scores.
40. Calm your brain the morning before the exam. Start your day with exercise, meditation or reading. This helps you detach from anxious thoughts about upcoming tasks and focus better.
About interaction with others
28. If you are angry and want to write something to someone, write it, but don’t send it. Re-read it every other day and only then decide what to do with this letter. This rule will save your relationships with people more than once.
29. Never drink alcohol with people you don’t know well; remember - people can be more dangerous than any substance.
30. Keep in mind: if you think that you are the smartest and most talented person in the company, then this is not the best company for your development.
31. Never underestimate the people around you; The most inconspicuous and modest person can turn out to be a generator of brilliant ideas.
32. Every person first of all cares about his own interests - this is normal. To get others to help you achieve your goals, try to find common interests with them.
33. Instead of criticizing, ask questions about why the other did what they did; Perhaps, in search of an answer, he himself will understand that he was wrong. Or maybe you will realize that you were wrong.
34. Don’t be shy about starting non-binding conversations with people you don’t know well but see often: the concierge, the salesperson, the barista in the nearby coffee shop. This way you will develop so-called weak social ties, and the more of them, the more confident and happy you will feel.
35. If someone insults you, know that this is an awkward attempt by a person to compensate for his own psychological problems.
36. Never make excuses if you are guilty; it sounds like you're shirking responsibility. It’s better to immediately ask how you can improve the situation.
About sport
6. Exercise several times a week. Not to look good on the beach, but to reduce the risk of depression, live longer and be more energetic.
7. If you consider yourself an unathletic person, know that this is just your stereotype. Try different sports until you find one that makes you happy.
8. If you are tired of some physical activity, do not overpower yourself, try something new.
9. During warm-up, do not rotate your head around its axis and avoid trainers who suggest doing this. This exercise, popular in Soviet times, is recognized as dangerous.
10. Walk briskly whenever possible. High speed increases your heart rate and turns walking into a moderate-intensity exercise. Therefore, people who walk quickly are much healthier than those who prefer a slow pace.
11. Sit less.
About the future and the present
68. The world is more uncertain than ever. Now it’s even difficult to imagine how the labor market will develop during your lifetime, where technology will take us. But there is no need to be afraid, because the world is getting better: we have become more concerned about respecting human rights, there are fewer military conflicts, and medical progress cannot be ignored. If you don't believe us, ask Steven Pinker.
69. Many people say that school or student years are the happiest. It is not true. Perhaps you will see from your own experience how good it is to be the age of someone you now consider very old.
70. But try to live in the present. Every period of your life is full of wonderful and unique moments.
About love
20. If you are currently unrequitedly in love, keep in mind that there is a good chance that in a couple of years you will not remember why you were attracted to this person.
21. When you're in love, mood swings from happiness to anxiety are normal. But if the “contrast shower” drags on for several months, this may be a sign that you are in an abusive relationship from which you should not expect anything good.
22. There are no other halves. Each of us is a whole.
23. Having a partner is an optional attribute of happiness. Lonely people are often happy.
