In educational institutions there is always a large “family” consisting of teachers. They work together on the knowledge of their students and deserve attention and respect. In the fall, schools hold events dedicated to the holiday: “Teacher’s Day.” But in addition to this date, evenings are organized for teachers dedicated to other holidays. To organize a cooperative or a gala concert, an interesting script is drawn up with skits, songs and dances.
The following skits for teachers' corporate events will help create a festive program, entertain and amuse the audience.
Different ways
It’s interesting that New Year’s funny forfeits gained their popularity several centuries ago. In certain countries, this entertainment was the main event of any special occasion. If we translate this word from German, we get “pledge”. There are two main ways you can play:
Participants give the presenter something of their own, preferably something small. Things are placed in a hat or bag. The assistant pulls out the items one by one, and the leader, not knowing who the item belongs to, gives the task to its owner. If the owner succeeds, the item is returned to him.- The game takes place without a leader. Participants write New Year's tasks for forfeits on pieces of paper, which are then placed in a bag. It is important that it is opaque, you can take a bag. Forfeits are given to the members of the exciting show one by one. The one who took out the task must complete it. Of course, you shouldn't come up with any dangerous or offensive tests. It’s better to let them be moderately simple and quickly implemented.
- Who will be the “fantasizer” is determined by lot. First, players come up with a test, and then find out who will have to pass it. As a draw, you can use a burning match passed around in a circle. If participants consider this method unsafe, you can use one of the nursery rhymes.
If the presenter fails to complete the task, he must carry out a predetermined penalty. What the “sanctions” will be, the other participants in the game decide together. Let's say you can drink a glass of vodka and make a cash contribution to the general treasury.
Let the most creative player win. The time to complete the task should be about 5 minutes. Funny New Year's forfeits should help a person reveal his hidden creative potential.
Entertainment at a corporate event
As a rule, a host is invited to a corporate event so that no one gets bored at the holiday. However, if your colleagues still decide to have fun without him, you can have a great time playing funny New Year's forfeits. Here are examples of tasks that can be safely used at the holiday:
- Kiss your boss (and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a man or a woman).
- Confess to your boss your worst sins. Before you tell your boss about this, you need to think carefully.
- Tell employees about your own professional secrets.
- Massage the back of someone who is senior in rank.
- Hug each participant and say something nice. As a rule, when working in an office, people rarely exchange pleasantries.
- Confess your love to one of your colleagues and invite the object of your desire on a date.
- It’s “beautiful” to eat a banana sandwiched between the knees of another participant in the entertainment.
- If the task goes to a representative of the fairer sex, then she needs to collect as many small things as possible that men usually carry in their pockets (cigarettes, lighters, keys). If a guy turns out to be “fantasizing,” he should persuade the ladies present to kiss him.
- Assist waiters by collecting dirty plates from the table.
- Give each employee a small compliment, reflecting the person’s character.
- Guess by touch who is nearby. Before this, the presenter is blindfolded.
- Depict a slow dance on a paper napkin, taking your chair neighbor as your partner. Gender does not matter. When dancing, you can't leave the napkin.
- Apologize to the one who harbors a grudge. If there were no conflicts with anyone, you can ask your boss for forgiveness for something.
- Praise yourself for something in front of everyone, but in a questioning form, as if clarifying with those present whether this is so. Participants will agree or disagree with the merits.
- Dress up one of your colleagues as a Christmas tree. Available materials will help you make toys. Let's say you can make snowflakes from napkins.
- Sing the verse and chorus of a song that everyone knows (you can sing the department anthem). In this case, you need to replace the words with “oink-oink” or “yum-yum.”
- Close your eyes and draw a picture of your boss on paper. At the end, you can give the portrait to your boss.
- Within 1 minute, collect as many wardrobe items as possible from your colleagues and put them all on yourself.
Scene “The Iron Lady”
Characters:
- Director.
- Physics teacher Sinichkin.
- Babenko Lyubov Antonovna.
- Teacher Lotareva.
- Teacher Ivanova.
- Teacher standing near the wall.
The improvised stage depicts the director's office. The teachers are sitting on chairs, except for one person who stubbornly stands. In the middle of the room, without moving, stands the Robot Teacher. “She” is wearing: a knee-length skirt, a jacket, and large horn-rimmed glasses. The Director is nearby, with a pointer in his hands. He addresses those present.
Director : “Dear colleagues! Thanks to the Ministry of Education, the regional council provided our school with an extraordinary gift. This is not only a great achievement of science, but also a necessary attribute for our educational institution. Let me introduce: the teacher is a robot!”
The teachers whisper in surprise and admiration.
Director : “Our new extraordinary employee’s name is the Iron Lady. We will introduce her to the children as Zinaida Lvovna. This robot looks no different from an ordinary teacher. However, it is not. This amazing product is equipped with the most incredible and necessary functions for high-quality work with the school audience. Look at these amazing glasses (The director points a pointer at the glasses) They are made of special glass with a high diopter, and are able to see even the smallest cheat sheet from the back desk.”
Teacher Vasily Ivanovich rises from his seat, raising his hand. His glasses are half covered with duct tape.
Teacher Vasily Ivanovich : “Allow me to address you, Comrade Director?”
Director : “Yes - yes, Vasily Ivanovich?”
Teacher Vasily Ivanovich : “This, of course, is a wonderful advantage of glasses. But as practice shows, in some classes the teacher, before he even has time to blink an eye, can lose such a necessary accessory as glasses. Just like the other day, an incident happened to me. I covered the 11-B topic about the speed of light, and the well-known student Lapushin demonstrated in response the speed of a flying eraser (The teacher indignantly clears his throat and touches his glasses). It would be more reasonable to attach a helmet with optical devices to this robot rather than simple glasses. To avoid unpleasant consequences. It seems to me that Lapushin has a large arsenal of flying erasers.
Director : (smiling contentedly) Don’t worry, Vasily Ivanovich, the scientists have foreseen this moment. The glasses are not only equipped with shatterproof lenses, but also with reflective impact. If some daredevil dares to shoot with a slingshot again, the “bullet” will ricochet back to its “owner”.
The teachers applaud enthusiastically.
Vasily Ivanovich exclaims admiringly: “Wonderful!”
Director : “And that’s not all! The skirt of our “new employee” is equipped with magnetic inserts of enormous amplitude. Walking along the school corridor, our Iron Lady absorbs all the buttons and nails that the students had previously placed on the chairs!”
The teacher standing to the side loudly claps his hands and shouts: “This is excellent!”
Director : “Zinaida Lvovna has amazing hearing. She is able to catch the quietest rustle and any movement from the farthest corner of the classroom. Let me demonstrate this quality to you."
The Director turns on an invisible button on the Iron Lady's back.
Director : (in a commanding tone) “Dear Zinaida Lvovna, you are in class now. There are students around. What do you hear? Some of the teachers perform various actions in advance. When they notice the robot, they stop in embarrassment and look around in surprise. The robot teacher pronounces words in a clear and even voice, without emotion.
Robot teacher : “Sinichkin, stop nervously fiddling with your leg and fidgeting in your chair! (The physics teacher suddenly sits down on a chair with a straight back) Babenko stop sneaking around with candy!
One of the teachers stops chewing with her mouth full. Colleagues sitting nearby shush indignantly and reproachfully: “Lyubov Antonovna!”
Robot teacher : “Stop making noise! Lotareva stop constantly scratching your nose and whispering to Ivanova. Cheremikhin, move the pointer to the other hand, your fingers are sweating!”
The director looks at his hands in surprise, takes the pointer in his other palm and turns to the teachers.
Director : “Agree, colleagues, this is brilliant!”
Everyone claps, and Lyubov Antonovna Babenko quickly throws another candy into her mouth.
Director : “Zinaida Lvovna is programmed to communicate with students. She has a full range of suitable phrases for all occasions in her arsenal. You can see this for yourself!”
The director presses the button again.
Director : (smiling, asks a question with the intonation of a schoolboy) Zinaida Lvovna, can I go to the toilet?
Robot teacher : (in an even, loud voice) “You’ll come out during recess!”
The director motions for the teachers to participate in the test. The teachers rise from their seats one by one, asking the Iron Lady a question. After each answer, they smile contentedly and show each other a sign of approval: a nod of the head, “class,” and more.
Physics teacher : “Zinaida Lvovna, I forgot my diary at home today!”
Robot teacher : “It would be better if you forgot your head.”
One of the teachers : “Zinaida Lvovna, I don’t feel well, can I go home?”
Robot teacher : “What, another inflammation of cunning?? Tomorrow, a doctor’s certificate will be on my desk!”
Second teacher : “Zinaida Lvovna, and Sinichkin is copying from me!”
Robot teacher : “I won’t figure out who is cheating from whom!” I’ll split the score in half!”
Third teacher : “Zinaida Lvovna, sorry for being late...”
Robot teacher : (shouts) “Get out and close the door on the other side!”
Fourth teacher : “Zinaida Lvovna, I had a headache yesterday. Sorry, I didn’t memorize the verse!”
Robot teacher : (loudly) “God will forgive!”
The teachers jump up from their seats in delight and applaud.
The robot teacher , continuing to look at one point, screams loudly: “Sit down! The bell rings only for the teacher!”
Director (addressing the teachers): “Colleagues, agree, this is brilliant!”
Everyone nods their heads in agreement. Babenko Lyubov Ivanovna gets up from her chair.
Lyubov Ivanovna : (addresses the director) Excuse me, Eduard Petrovich, where will this amazing product be used? In what area will this miracle robot work?”
Principal : (sighing heavily) This scientific invention was created specifically for our school, at our numerous requests. God answered our prayers! Zinaida Lvovna will become the new class teacher for 11-B!”
All the teachers “ooh” with trepidation: “For 11-B!”
Director : “I think only she can provide our school with peace and tranquility, taking the students of 11-B into her tight hands!”
Everyone shakes their heads, Lyubov Ivanovna Babenko crosses herself.
Director : “This, dear colleagues, ends our planning meeting. Now, Zinaida Lvovna will begin her official duties and go straight to hell... eleventh grade, excuse me..."
All teachers: (with one voice) “With God!”
The director presses a button on the robot's back. The robot teacher slowly and firmly moves behind the scenes, repeating the phrases under his breath:
“Tomorrow I’m going to school with my parents!” Quickly change to the first desk. I'll seat you! Diary on the table, two for you...”
End.
For families with children
If you plan to celebrate New Year 2021 with your family, including children, you should use the simplest tasks. Let the cool New Year's forfeits bring maximum positivity. It is proposed to use modest tasks, for example, of this nature:
- Have time to drink a soft drink from a glass in 15 seconds through a straw.
- Within a certain time, remove all the fruits from the water without using your hands.
- Lick milk or some drink from a small plate with your tongue.
- Inhale helium from a balloon and perform your favorite song (you can from the New Year's repertoire).
- Kiss one of those present, hug another, and slap the third on the head, arguing for your choice.
- Remove the candy from the bowl of flour without using your hands.
- Portray a curious journalist who has been invited to a social event.
- Eat one of the New Year's salads with sushi chopsticks.
- Imagine yourself as a creative bartender and create a new cocktail a la Participant. After this, you can try to drink what you got.
- Inhale helium from a balloon and spend a few minutes proving to everyone that Santa Claus really exists.
- Pretend to be a cat that rubs under your feet and asks for food.
- Arrange participants in unusual poses for a group photo.
- Dance the dance of little swans with your partners using pre-prepared props. For example, you can take small aprons and funny horns or ears.
The list of tasks can go on and on. Forfeits is a game that will cheer up each of the guests and charge them with positive emotions for a long time. If you hold competitions in an unfamiliar group, this will better unite people or, at least, relax those present and add some spice to the holiday.
What music to use at the party?
Due to the fact that the teaching staff usually employs people of different age categories and musical tastes can vary greatly, it is not recommended to invite a DJ. Choose something neutral. Of course, school songs are played at any Teacher’s Day celebration. And you can dilute this repertoire with songs from the eighties. Such a musical selection usually appeals to everyone: the older generation will remember the past years, and the younger generation will dance to their heart's content to the fiery hits.
Street forfeits
When strangers begin to take part in the game, it moves to another level. For street forfeits, harmless tasks with original jokes are suitable. It is worth taking note that before choosing this or that passerby, you need to make sure that he is not against such tomfoolery. Here are suitable tasks for forfeits on the street:
- Congratulate every passerby on the holiday, wishing all the best.
- Give some random person a difficult riddle.
- Become the initiator of a round dance around the Christmas tree in the main city square.
- Stand under a tree and congratulate people on the holiday in a presidential manner.
- Drink champagne with a passerby you like.
- Giving sparklers to strangers while hugging each one.
- Pester people, offering to tell their fortunes.
- Make acquaintances with 5 men and women.
- Pretend to be a pig, symbolizing the New Year 2021, and spin around the pine tree, grunting loudly.
- Treat all the kids you meet to cookies.
- Put on a Santa Claus costume and take out various nonsense from the bag, giving away (candy, soap, toilet paper, key chains) to passers-by.
- Receive 10 kisses with compliments from 5 people of the opposite sex.
- Organize a flash mob around a pine tree, attracting passers-by and children.
- Build a snowman in a few minutes.
- Yell loudly: “People, stop drinking! The New Year has already arrived!”
- Strip down to your underwear, run out into the yard and ask the first person you meet for salt.
- Take some friends and ride like a train down the mountain.
- Put lipstick on your nose and play the sneaky Santa Claus.
- Go to each neighbor and congratulate them on the holiday.
- Pretend to be a foreign citizen and try to find out the way to the embassy from people passing by.
- Pretend to be a speculator and play a prank on someone. You need to offer a person to buy something, hiding this item under your jacket. In the end, you should definitely admit that it was a joke.
- Sing a New Year's song with some funny accent.
- Throw yourself on the neck of a passerby, and then pretend that you have mistaken yourself.
- Make a butterfly in the snow.
- Stop the car and sincerely congratulate the driver on the New Year.
- Interview passers-by, asking about their dreams and plans for the next year.
- Organize a mass snowball fight.
- Ask 5 people of the opposite sex for their phone number.
For a drunk company
In the midst of New Year's Eve, an excellent solution would be to play funny forfeits. This game will allow guests to laugh at the ridiculous tasks that other guests will perform. You can play forfeits in pairs, in which case it’s worth coming up with more difficult tasks. However, they should not be compromising or hazardous to health. You can come up with tasks yourself or take some from this list:
- Pester those present with stupid conversations, trying to portray an annoying fly. To better get into character, you can even buzz, trying to make the most unpleasant sounds for others. Anyone who can no longer hold back is allowed to “swatt” the annoying fly.
- Show one of the participants through facial expressions.
- Invent and tell a fairy tale in which the main characters will be those present at the festive table.
- Dress up as a person of the opposite sex and try to seduce one of the guests.
- Show how mating games of animals take place using voice (biting the withers, growling, etc.).
- Say a festive toast and drink one glass.
- If the “fantasizer” is a man, you need to take a bowl of spoons, approach the single woman you like and confess your love to her in a prescribed voice.
- Put on the canopy and show off the statue, taking photos with each person in the show.
- Have a “brudershaft” drink with your neighbor and kiss him. The gender of the person does not matter.
- Show how a chicken lays an egg.
- Say a few tongue twisters, putting sweets behind your cheeks.
- Apply festive makeup to one of the guests present.
Games and competitions
If you nevertheless decide to celebrate Teacher’s Day within the walls of your home school, fun competitions and games will help diversify the usual feast. Here are some great options. 1. Game of questions and answers. On separate strips of paper, write school-related questions and answers that fit each question. Place the questions and answers into separate bags and have everyone draw one piece of paper from each bag. Stormy fun and laughter are guaranteed for you. Here are some examples of humorous questions: - Are you often late for classes? — Do you allow students to cheat? — Were your parents often called to the director? —Will you put a guilty student in a corner? And the answers to them: - Not for any reason! — I’ve always dreamed about this! - You can’t wait! - Why am I worse than others? 2. Game of cities. The game, known to everyone since childhood, can be adapted to a school theme. Instead of city names, you can use any words associated with school life. 3. Changelings. Rewrite well-known scientific information, theorems, literary works and fairy tales in your own words, changing the facts to the opposite, so that it turns out funny. Those around you must guess what kind of work or law it is and tell the correct version of it. Example: “Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl, and they had an ostrich Vaska. Vaska once laid an egg, but not an ordinary one, but one with emeralds and rubies...” 4. Draw the work. They play in two teams, each pulling a note from a bag with the title of the work, which must be retold to the opponents with gestures and facial expressions. And they must guess what literary masterpiece was presented to them. 5. Take time off from class. Let every teacher feel like a student and try to ask the director to go home, but you need to use stupid excuses that students usually come up with for teachers. The one who comes up with the funniest option will win.
Erotic subtext
Forfeits with erotic overtones are not acceptable in every company. But if those present at the holiday have a normal attitude towards such fun, then why not. Here are examples of some juicy tasks:
- Tell us about your three most ardent desires.
- Take off one thing.
- Show how a rooster takes care of a hen.
- Fulfill the wishes of each participant.
- Massage the buttocks of the neighbor on the left.
- Depict the pose from above, choosing a partner by drawing lots.
- Become a “slave” of your partner for 10 minutes (the desires of the “master” should not be difficult or degrading).
- Tell everyone what kind of role-playing game you would like to play.
- Without using your hands, pop a balloon in your neighbor's lap.
- Frankly admit which of the two options would be most preferable: sex in a public place or hard BDSM.
- Play truth or lie: answer indiscreet questions from guests. In case of refusal to be frank, some ridiculous order is carried out.
If couples are involved in the game, then you can use the following forfeit. You need to squeeze some fruit between your bellies, roll it to your mouth and eat it without using your hands.
Thus, New Year's forfeits help you have fun during the holiday. This is an excellent solution for both corporate events and home time with the family.
Holiday for the active
Teacher's Day is not only a traditional feast and concert performances. You can have a great time with your team while engaging in active recreation. For example, you can all go to the pool together and play ball or do a speed swim. You can organize volleyball or football competitions. Such a pastime not only helps to improve the health of the body, but also helps improve relationships between colleagues. Such a vacation will be unforgettable for the teaching staff on their professional holiday, and you will want to repeat the experience every year.