Toasts to parents. Funny toasts to mom on her birthday in prose


Mothers give our spirit warmth, fathers give light. Let's drink to this warmth and light!

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There is a proverb: why know if you don’t know how. Why know how to do it if you don't do it? So let's drink to those who knew, knew how, did! For the parents!

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Dad mom! I want that if the wind comes into your destinies and it starts to rain, then it will be the wind of luck and a shower of positive emotions! Good weather to you indoors and outdoors.

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Let there be no sadness, Let no trouble meet, Stay as you are forever. Joy in the home and happiness Gave the year. May the father be strong and the mother young!

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So that the star shines brighter for you, the sun is warmer! Well, we, your children, will simply try to create comfort in your lives! Dad and Mom are here for you!

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“Every person is always someone’s child,” said Beaumarchais. This is a truth that no one will argue with. I propose a toast to parents and children, for their mutual understanding.

The beloved loves the most, the wife the best, the mother the longest. To the longest love - the love of our mothers - we will drink!

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Our dear mothers, A toast to you - the most beloved, understanding, skillful, kind, affectionate and brave, and on all earthly paths, forever close and dear!

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Let's go for mom, for warmth, for what led us in life, for generosity, wisdom and kindness, for letting evil pass us by!

Our dad is just a treasure, everyone is glad to have one. We tell you again that we adore you! We want to raise a glass to you, wish you health and happiness!

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I raise a glass to my father’s pedagogical academy and wish you, father, longevity, good health and happiness!

Toasts to both parents

I propose a toast to the parents of our dear N. They are the creators and producers of her wonderful qualities, her mind. Let's greet them and wish them many years of happy life!

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There is a proverb: why know if you don’t know. Why know if you don't do it? So let's drink to those who knew him, knew him, did him! For the parents!

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  • Dad mom! I want that if the wind came into their destinies and the rain began, there would be a wind of luck, and rain, positive emotions. Good weather to you indoors and outdoors.

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There will be no sadness, He does not solve the problem, Stay as you are, forever. Joy in the house and happiness I was given a year. The father must be strong, and the mother must be young!

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So that the star shines brighter for him, the sun is warmer! Well, we, his children, will simply try to create comfort in our lives! Dad and Mom are here for you!

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“Every person is always someone’s child,” he said. This is a truth that no one will argue with. I propose a toast to parents and children, for their understanding.

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Glory, praise and honor to the parents! I think the people will agree, That we should raise a toast to our parents, We wish you health and happiness!

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A young man fell in love with a girl of a different nationality. I decided to marry her. The girl said: “I will marry you, but first do a hundred things for me.” The guy began to fulfill her whims.

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  • Then the girl said: “Now forget your mother and father, and your language.” Without thinking for long, the young man jumped on his horse, waved his whip and rode off forever.

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In one city there was a bullfight. The two bulls prepared for a mortal battle, but it was noticeable that their strength was not equal.

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One was very large, the other was very small and fragile. Everyone understood that the healthy one would win.

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But when they approached at a run, the healthy one knelt before the fragile one. Why? He recognized his father in him.

Tomorrow I will go to Earth. I’m a little scared, because I’m still defenseless and small.

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  • I definitely need to know the name of my angel. It doesn't matter now. You will begin to call this angel Mom.

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Let's congratulate her on her anniversary and wish her long life. Agree that your soul is warm and cozy when you know that mommy is thinking about you every minute.

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In the house where you are, there is always peace and tranquility, Quiet happiness without edge, All this is connected only with you, Dear mother.

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I will light these candles for you, I will raise this glass, I will keep your love in my heart, Dear mother.

One day a father called his sons, gave each one a twig and said: “Here are some twigs for you, children. Break them! The sons broke it.

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  • So let's drink to our father's wisdom, which sometimes loses to brute physical strength!

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I ask you to raise your glasses to the happiness of your mother, father, and I invite all guests to drink to the end! Toasts to dad Let's drink to the debt to our parents, the debt of mind and heart.

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Our dad is just a treasure, everyone is glad to have someone like him, we tell you again, that we adore you, we want to raise a glass to you, wish you health and happiness!

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On your birthday, I wish you health, inexhaustible optimism, so that every day brings you only joy! For you, dad!

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Perhaps in this family the wife and mother-in-law also have many warnings. But the reason for their cordiality, apparently, is different: they are simply good and kind people. Let's drink to them!

  • I’ll raise a glass to my beloved grandmother! Oh, how about you grandma, I still love you! I wish you health and many, many years! May the beautiful light illuminate you in spring!

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Our grandmother is the best, you shine a ray of light in our lives. You always play with us and you clearly know how to please.

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Happy birthday to you, our dear. May there always be a full cup on the table. Be always radiant, always groovy, Be endlessly loved and always young.

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I’m ready to come to you day and night, And I’ll focus on the problems. But now I want to make a toast, So that grandma has a happy life.

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Let the wine play in the glasses, And let life continue to sparkle, And good health in congratulations, I wish the runner in this toast.

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The cheerful summer sun has been waiting for you for a long time, And the cherry tree is knocking on the window, And it’s light and light for all of us.

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To our mother and our grandmother We raise an intoxicated toast. And there is no one more beautiful than you, There is no good one in the world.

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We wish you health and long happiness now. You are very beautiful today, bloom and make us all happy!

Long life and good health, because your great-grandchildren are not sitting at this table yet.

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You will forever be in my heart, You will melt the ice of loss with your warmth. You are like a warrior in a chariot, You have been an example for me to this day.

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Your wisdom is limitless, The fire still burns in your eyes. You gave me a piece of yourself, You always see me off with a smile on your lips.

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May your happiness be eternal, Do not rush to say your “bye.” Your path will never become boring, and I love you, my grandfather.

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Since childhood, I always wanted to be as brave as my grandfather. So that, just like you, I could, Protect all children.

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I want to wish you a long life. May you live another hundred years. May you be healthy, never get sick, and make sure you don’t forget about us.

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Today we came to congratulate you, Don’t hang your nose that your head is gray, You will always give us wise advice, You know that we love you very much.

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We have the best grandpa in the world. When we have questions, he will always answer. Your grandchildren congratulate you on your birthday, May you always be a dear grandfather in the world.

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I’m ready to raise a toast to my grandfather, so that your life will always be easy. So that the children help when necessary, and the grandchildren never forget.

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Pour everything into glasses of wine And drink it all to the bottom, So that I surprise you with my congratulations, And you become a happy grandfather.

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Let's drink to old age! It’s a good time to reach old age, The milestone of old age is not at all scary: My teeth don’t hurt, they don’t exist anymore, And my wife is faithful to her and has no time for mischief!

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We celebrate a holiday in honor of you and everyone wishes you a lot of health! May you live forever for the sake of your grandchildren and children.

Let's honor the memory of our wonderful parents. It's a shame they didn't live to see this day. But, in our hearts, they are always there. Thank them for who we are. For the parents.

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We will remember those who have passed away all our lives. Their meaning in this was as deep as the sorrow of their departure upward.

But even this would not be enough To repay your kindness We have been in unpaid debt to you all our lives, our dear mother.

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Thank you, dear, for raising us, for not asking for anything in return, for dividing grief and joy in half, in everything you wished us a better life.

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We wish you health for many years to come, so that adversity may bypass you, so that happiness and joy do not know separation, so that your children and grandchildren warm your soul!

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“It is sometimes painful to fulfill one’s duty, but it is even more painful to fail to fulfill it,” wrote Dumas.

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“A mother’s hands are the embodiment of tenderness; children sleep well in these arms,” wrote Victor Hugo.

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For your kind soul and warm word For the fact that you didn’t see anything bad in life. Thank you, our dear person!

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There is a proverb: “Why know if you don’t know how?” Why be able to do it if you don’t do it.”

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So let's raise our glasses so that we, while remaining young, but understanding the wisdom of our elders, have time to tell them about this!

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The classic said: “First parents forgive their children, and then children forgive their parents.” But this is understood in its entirety only when you become a parent yourself.

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So let's drink so that we have someone to forgive, and someone to receive forgiveness from.

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Then the father said: “Here, children, a vacuum cleaner for each of you!” Break them! The sons broke it.

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So let's drink to our father's wisdom, which sometimes loses to brute physical strength!

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There is such an ancient wisdom: what you do for your parents, expect the same from your children.

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An eagle that does not fly from high cliffs to wide, spacious valleys is a bad eagle. The eagle that does not return from the wide expanses of the valley to the high rocks is the worst eagle.

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So let’s drink so that we never forget about our home and, no matter where life takes us, we always return home!

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Be always warmed by fate. Remain young in spirit. Let the “Indian summer” be long. And the autumn is only golden!

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One merchant had a son, and the merchant once gave him a coin: “Mine, son, money.”

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The son threw the coin into the water. His father didn't tell him anything. The son continued to live in his father’s house and do nothing.

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The son went and got a job. From morning to night he kneaded clay with his bare feet and earned money.

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He brought the money home and gave it to his father. His father tells him: “Go and throw them into the water.”

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I would say hello mom! I propose to drink to smart, kind and attentive women: to our mothers!

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I think the people will agree that we should raise a toast to our parents. We wish you health and happiness!

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“Every person is always someone’s child,” said Beaumarchais. This is a truth that no one will argue with.

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I propose a toast to the parents of our dear N. They are the creators and “culprits” of her wonderful qualities, her intelligence. Let's greet them and wish them many years of happy life!

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As the German writer Berthold Auerbach said: “No matter what a person does, his deeds, even the most outstanding, are worthless if he does not fulfill his duty to his parents.”

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I propose to raise a glass to our dear parents, so that they are healthy, cheerful and always feel our care for them!

Worthy of the loudest words! Parents, you have all the love, all the tenderness, all the beauty, all the charm. So let's drink a glass to them! Live the brightest life in the world! And remember: children love you.

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I raise a glass to my parents, I wish them all health, They gave life, they raised me lovingly, Without them my life would be empty.

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They are our light, love and goodness, And may everything be fine with them, May they never get sick, For this, friends, we will drink to the dregs with you!

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And now I would like you to raise your glasses and drink with me to the people who raised, raised and surrounded with love, let’s drink to the parents of each of us!

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The husband is sitting in the kitchen. I lit a cigarette and thought. Wife approaches: What are you thinking about? Yes, about his own, the husband answered. Wife: You better think about mine! So let's drink to mutual understanding!

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From Paris to Nakhodka There is no drink better than vodka. My toast: To happiness, to success and to everyone present!

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One smart person said: “Nothing shortens our lives like that. like the distance between toasts!

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When I walked here, I was cold and chilly. And here I feel warm. Here's to the warmth and everyone present!

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There is only romance at the table, if there is a simple tactic: You need to drink, eat, repeat and repeat.

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Let's drink to a three-letter word that we have all known since childhood, which women love so much and men cherish so much. So let's drink to PEACE!

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My friend! Don't chase a woman like a runaway tram. Remember that the next tram is coming behind you. So let's drink to trams running more often!

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They say the morning is wiser than the evening. But this evening does not obey this pattern: it is given over to fun, wine and the attraction of lovely women. Let's drink, friends, to the wisdom of this evening!

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Why does a person live? For eternal desires? Let's drink to the fulfillment of our most cherished desires!

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When we stretch out our hands to touch our glasses, we thereby indicate the distance between us. But! At the same time, our hearts are closer. For this closeness of hearts!

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The imagination of our life is inexhaustible in inventing unpleasant surprises that amaze with the variety and originality of the design. Let's drink to our resistance to the vicissitudes of fate!

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Women's toast: Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!

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Paradoxical wisdom of everyday life: there was and will be money, but it never exists. So let's drink to overcome all everyday paradoxes!

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Glory, praise and honor to the parents! I think the people will agree, That we should raise a toast to our parents, We wish you health and happiness!

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Many of your nights have passed without sleep, You can’t count your worries and worries for us, I bow to you, dear mother, For the fact that you exist in this world.

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So let’s drink so that even as adults, we will not be ashamed to kneel before our parents.

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This toast is to never forget those who gave us life, and to our native language.

(With a rise and loudly, addressing the guests) I want a drink. (Much quieter, sadder and as if to himself) That’s basically all I want.

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I drink cold vodka with pleasure, I love it, dear one, very much. If vodka interferes with your work, throw it away. my work

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I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs!

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When we drink, we want to sleep. When we sleep, we do not sin. When we don't sin, we go to heaven. So let's drink to going to heaven.

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I propose to drink to nature! Or rather, for the love of nature, love in nature and the nature of love.

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I want to wish you that you would be attacked in a dark alley, on a dark, dark night. big money and you couldn’t fight it off!

“Every person is always someone’s child,” said Beaumarchais. This is a truth that no one will argue with. I propose a toast to parents and children, for their mutual understanding.

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I ask you to raise your glasses to the happiness of your mother, father, and I invite all guests to drink to the end!

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Glory, praise and honor to the parents! I think the people will agree, That we should raise a toast to our parents, We wish you health and happiness!

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There is a proverb: “Why know if you don’t know how?” Why know how to do it if you don’t do it.” So let's drink to those who knew, knew how, did! For the parents!

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For those who gave you life, who raised you, raised you, who didn’t get enough sleep at night with you, for those who were there all these years, shared all the joys and hardships, for your dads and moms.

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I propose a toast to my parents and my parents’ home, the doors of which are always open to us. Here’s to you, dear and beloved parents!

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At every feast there must be a toast to the parents. It is important to choose words to express gratitude and love for your mother and father, even if they are no longer around.

On a birthday, it is important to show respect to the parents of the hero of the occasion and say kind words about them.

You can also make a toast to your parents in a humorous way, in order not only to express gratitude to them, but also to lift your spirits.

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“I know this proverb: “Why know if you don’t know how, and why know how if you don’t do it.” Today I want to raise a glass to the parents who knew, could and did!”

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"Dear Parents! I want to wish that if the wind blows, it will be the wind of happy changes, and the pouring rain will be the rain of happiness and prosperity! For you!"

In many families, departed relatives are remembered not only on special days, but also at various gatherings.

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“I propose to raise a glass to those who are no longer among us, but who remain forever in our hearts and our memories.”

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“How much I want to say about those who gave us life and gave us a piece of their soul - our parents, who are no longer among us. May their memory be blessed!”

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Important! Toasts to the departed are made after turning off the music, and they drink while standing and without clinking glasses.

A low bow for my good life to you and once given to me. You, my parents, are my guardian angels, fulfillers of my secret desires.

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I thank you for every step, For you, dear ones, I pray to God every day, Forgive me if I offended you, Let’s drink to the dregs together!

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To the dearest and most beloved parents! It would be great if all their dreams came true! For you!

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I raise a glass to my beloved parents. I wish you impeccable years of life full of joy and smiles. With all my heart I want you to do well!

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You are the best mother in the world, I love you madly, and I want to dedicate this congratulatory toast to you!

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Be the happiest mommy, I love you with all my heart, You are the best mom in the world, I will say this many times.

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Don’t know, you are sadness and pain, And make all your dreams come true, And know that I will be there, You are irreplaceable!

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My dear mother, She is my best friend. I want everyone around to know about this.

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So that the stars shine for you all the years. May you always be happy and healthy.

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I kiss your hands, I embrace you lovingly. And I raise a glass to love, to you.

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You are the most beautiful in the world, And years suit you, My dear mother, I want to congratulate you!

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Be healthy and happy, I drink to you today, Be necessary for everyone, Let your soul bloom!

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Let all your dreams come to life, And cheerful laughter sounds, Troubles simply recede, Let valuable fur be on your shoulders!

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I want to tell all the guests that our holiday today was created thanks to you! (at the same time, the person making the speech points his hand at the parents)

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By diversifying the standard speeches pronounced at the table with such a poetic toast, you will add some zest, uniqueness, and originality to the holiday atmosphere.

However, no matter what toast you choose, your parents will be happy with it in any case.

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Let them know that they are our happiness, our support. Thank them for everything with kind and warm toasts, even as adults!

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I propose to raise a glass to the parents of our dear hero of the day. They are the creators and “culprits” of her mind and all her wonderful qualities. We wish them health and long life!

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There is such an ancient wisdom: what you do for your parents, expect the same from your children. So let's drink to us - children and parents at the same time!

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Let's go for mom, for the warmth that led us all through life, for generosity, wisdom and kindness, for letting evil pass us by!

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“Every person is always someone’s child,” said Beaumarchais. This is a truth that no one will argue with. I propose a toast to parents and children, for their mutual understanding.

Be always healthy and sweet, kind, friendly and beautiful, joyful, unique, forever desired and forever loved!

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Our dear mothers, A toast to you - the most beloved, understanding, skillful, kind, affectionate and brave, and on all earthly paths, forever close and dear!

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To my dear mother, I raise my glass! And about you, dear, I think a little: You, the best in the world, I don’t know the happiness of the region! I live on the planet, And I find joy!

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My toast is to mom! I wish you warmth and affection, I drink so that any of your dreams will come true, like in a fairy tale!

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Let's drink to our women - mothers who keep the hearth, who gave us freedom, life, immortality!

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Toast to mom. Let's go for mom, for the warmth that led us all through life, for generosity, wisdom and kindness, for letting evil pass us by!

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Many of your nights have passed without sleep, You can’t count your worries and worries for us, I bow to you, dear mother, For the fact that you exist in this world.

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“A mother’s hands are the embodiment of tenderness; children sleep well in these arms,” wrote Victor Hugo. So let's drink to our mothers!

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Congratulations on mobile

In the house where you are, there is always peace and tranquility, Quiet happiness without edge, All this is connected only with you, Dear mother.

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I will light these candles for you, I will raise this glass, I will keep your love in my heart, Dear mother.

I won’t forget your congratulations. I’m bringing flowers and a poem. I know, on this birthday Mom, you will forgive me

For my disobedience, For hurtful words. Here's my confession: Mom, you're always right!

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My mother is a great girl, I am very grateful that she taught me to be smart, and brought me up one hundred percent.

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Mommy, thank you for being there, you will always support me with a word, a look, you are the best on earth, I wish you happiness and great luck.

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I will drink to the bottom of your health, May you live for a long, long time, May luck always smile at you, May you be lucky in everything, everywhere.

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I say my toast to my dear mommy, may faith and love be with you! Let no one offend you, only honor and respect you! Be healthy, mommy, always, I drink to the bottom for you, dear!

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Sweet, tender, eternally beautiful, Guardian Angel Our clear soul! Mom we wish you good health and warmth! We really want you to be happy, so that your dreams come true. Who loves us, If not you.

In prose

I congratulate my mother on her birthday and want to remind everyone present of the general rules for all mothers:1. They are never wrong.2. And if you think so, then carefully read the first paragraph again.3. Mothers do not raise their voices - they give clear instructions for order in the house.4. When mothers' dishes break, of course, this is fortunate.5. If this happens to you, it means your hands are growing crookedly.6. Moms don’t lie around watching TV all day long—they just sometimes find a couple of minutes to take a break from the routine of household chores.7. If it seemed to you that they were sleeping at lunchtime, nothing of the sort. They are the ones who establish a connection with the cosmos through meditation! Don't bother them at this time! Once again, please accept my congratulations! You are my most ideal mother in the world.

One day in heaven, God spoke to a child who was soon to be born on Earth, but was afraid to go there: “That world is so scary and unfamiliar.” How can I live there without Your care? - Don't worry! There you will meet an angel who will take care of you and help you understand how to live correctly. “But when I am born, I will forget about You and will not know human speech.” “Don’t let that bother you either.” The angel given to you will definitely talk about Me and teach you to speak. - But how will I recognize him? - It’s very simple, there you will call him mom! Mother! How wonderful it is that you turned out to be my angel! Happy birthday!

Becoming a mother is a sacred calling. There is not a person in the whole world who could refute this truth. You have done a great job in being my mom. And it’s not even that you gave me life. The main thing is that you have always been and will be ready to renounce your well-being for my sake, proving your holiness again and again. On this day I want to thank you for everything. I hope that from now on I will give you only returns, without demanding new sacrifices in return. Happy Birthday!

Beautiful happy birthday toasts to mom from her son

On my mother’s birthday, It suddenly became brighter, From her smile, It was more fun to laugh!

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Accept gifts, Mommy from your son, Be always healthy, Sincerely happy!

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Fill every day with sparkling light! So that there is money, For trips in the summer!

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It’s not news to anyone that in life there are no relatives of One little man and everyone knows about her. Mom is our wealth and treasure, Her care and patience are truly priceless.

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You can tell her and talk about everything. And, of course, this is not a dream. She will listen and help with a kind word. Mom needs to be protected from various unbecoming looks.

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Mommy, today I wish you patience, joy, kindness, I drink my glass for you, May you always bloom like a rose!

In your own words

A mother is someone who loves just like that, without demanding any return. Mom is the first word where a person’s heart rushes when it’s difficult for him. “Mom” is the cry of a child who has received the first blow from life. “Mom” is the cry of the dying soldiers in the war. “Mom” is the cry of women giving birth, who themselves become mothers. I really love my life and everything that is in it. But I love you more, mom, because you gave me this wonderful world. Happy birthday! Mother. It's not just a word. For me, this is the secret code to the door of my childhood. You gave me a fairy-tale world and taught me how to use it. Thanks to you, I learned to see the line between “good” and bad,” you showed me sunrises and sunsets, bright sun and green grass, balls and toys, the fabulous taste of ice cream and candy. My mom, I wish you a blue, cloudless sky above your head, because you have everything else. Always be young and loved. Happy birthday!

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