On Teacher's Day, we have selected the best funny congratulations to colleagues, teachers, and nannies. Moms and dads can express gratitude to the kindergarten workers in a humorous way, which will certainly lift their already festive mood. These cute and funny congratulations on Teacher's Day and all preschool workers can be written on a postcard, or on a gift, or simply sent by SMS or WhatsApp message.
Cool congratulations on Preschool Worker's Day
Wonderful people are held in high esteem today, Who surrounds little children with care, Who teaches them to read their first syllable, Let the preschool worker be healthy!
Happy Teachers and Preschool Workers Day! Obedient students, satisfied parents. Let them respect and love you immensely, Let your vacation last approximately six months.
Your salary is growing, your mood is growing with it, all your undertakings will be successful. Illuminate your children with your love, and in return you will receive admiration from them.
Who will pour compote into a glass and put you to bed at lunchtime? Walk, play, Give the correct answer!
Well, of course, a teacher, a nanny, a cook, a nurse. The whole huge country congratulates you today!
Dear teachers, Preschool masters, Be happy, rich, Never get sick!
Preschool workers - A job by calling. I really want to be understood, I really want recognition.
They don’t pamper you with attention, They don’t pamper you with salary. But the children are busy with them - Mom and Dad are calm.
We wish you what you want: An adequate salary, Understanding parents, A pleasant boss.
So that energy and strength remain for the family. Congratulations. Live to be the envy of everyone!
Whom do the “why” people love so much and the restless ones respect? Who do the kids reach for? Who knows children's secrets? There is only one answer - go to kindergarten! The people there are kind and cheerful. All children know: the teacher - All the best there is before school!
There is no more difficult job in the world - raising other people's children. And you are busy all day: Learn, play, undress, dress.
The kids are making noise and frolicking. And he doesn’t always obey, But self-indulgence will not work here - You will find an approach to everyone.
You are a teacher no matter what! The kids love you very much. And we want to congratulate you, We say “thank you” for everything!
A teacher is not a job, nor is a measured life. This is service without calculation, Its calling is to love.
Calm the crybaby with affection, pacify the bully, put the brawlers in a corner, and praise the obedient ones.
Dress everyone, put them in shoes, build them up, take them for a walk and feed them, and share your big soul without a trace.
This is a difficult task: To calm down those who cry, to punish and encourage them, to put them to sleep in their cribs.
Wise, kind teacher, First teacher of words, We congratulate you on the holiday, and we wish you patience!
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Dear colleague, on Teacher's Day I wish you great love, So that you always believe in the best, So that your children are obedient!
Work easily, without problems and without panic, Hope for the best, value honesty, Be gentle, confident, kind, attentive And accept this congratulations! *** waiting
, just like many years ago, Your gentle hands, Your kind eyes!
Let every moment of your life be illuminated with happiness! And let a spring of pure joy reign in your soul! *** Who
became a mother for children in kindergarten?
Who will instantly treat scratches and abrasions? Who will help you eat harmful porridge, wipe away your tears, and tell everyone a fairy tale? Who is she, this kind storyteller? That's right: auntie is a teacher! Open the doors of luck quickly! Happiness to you and good children! *** Happy
Teacher's Day, I congratulate you!
Happy day to the kindest, most heartfelt people. I wish you faith, hope, love, bright and sunny, affectionate days. Let the children delight you with smiles, Let ringing laughter fly with the melody of happiness. Let fate not sadden you, but favor you, greet joy, health, success! *** All
kindergarten workers give warmth and love to children, And today is your wonderful holiday - Wonderful, kind and clear!
Congratulations await the teachers, Music workers, nannies - without a doubt, We will congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts today, We will not neglect the cooks and nurses, We will pay attention, we will read poems, And we congratulate the managers! We wish you all health and happiness, a bright, beautiful, brilliant life, love and understanding in your personal life, success in recognition at work! *** is
your holiday, which means that you can move away from clear patterns and put you in the center so that, without hiding your eyes, you are visible to everyone without hindrance.
With a charming and sincere smile you met our children in the morning, And - I won’t make a mistake now - You will meet them more than once! But today is a holiday! Enough talk! Before our common noise infuriates you, it’s better that we say to you in chorus: Happy Teacher’s Day! Health and strength to you! *** remember
how our children began to speak, Only for mother these speeches must be translated for everyone.
The kids went to kindergarten and they have a lot to do. There's nothing wrong with words, Mom shouldn't blush at school. *** on
Teacher’s Day!
You work without demanding a reward, Children’s laughter and smiles are valuable to you, You forgive them mistakes, mistakes, You teach them to eat, wash, Wash their hands, brush their teeth, get dressed, You teach them to sculpt and draw, To be polite, to respect adults... Your work priceless - we understand that, and therefore we congratulate you from the heart! We wish you love, good luck, happiness, May everything in life always go brilliantly, May you succeed in any business, May it be easy for you, have a wonderful life! *** Everyone
around is surprised: Time, they say, has no power over you!
Youngest in the circle of friends, Although the passport says otherwise. Always full of energy, What's the secret? I can answer! There is no way we can grow old, our children simply won’t let us! They need an eye-and-eye, And every educator knows that in the midst of activities and pranks the spirit is forged, and with it character. Happy Teacher's Day, friends! We have long been more than colleagues! Our kindergarten is one family, Let its bonds be strong! *** And
our manager is a beauty and copes with all matters.
And her work is extensive, and we will say a huge thank you to her for her ability to compete and her efforts to finance, for fresh food and the prosperity of the kindergarten! *** the
caregiver today!
His role is to raise children and prepare them for school. He has a lot of worries - to suggest, correct, teach, and if necessary, then put him in a corner. We want to wish him the best in the world! So that the children eat porridge to obey him! And let grief and misfortune pass by! Let joy, happiness and prosperity come to him! *** For
the fact that you give care and attention every day, without regret, We thank you, miracle educators, you are mysterious fairies for children!
For the fact that you warmed such little children’s hearts with your warmth. We want to bow to you, educators, and wish you endless happiness! *** We
congratulate our teachers, We wish you endurance and patience, We appreciate the attention to our guys, You are leading the whole squad.
Honor and praise to you teachers, We sincerely wish you well, And children value, respect, They consider you their second mother. *** Happy
Preschool Worker's Day, I congratulate you with all my heart!
Be healthy, take care of yourself! May the days of your life be good, May your work bring joy, May your children always make you happy, May love live in your heart, May your happiness never leave you! *** Raising
children is not easy, no one will object.
But the teacher will help us raise good people. We want to say “Thank you!” For your work, patience, kindness. May his life be as beautiful as the sun in the sky in the morning! *** children
with love, Open the world to them with warmth, How can you not respect you, And how can you not appreciate you.
You deserve this day with your work, worthy of love. After all, raising children has been considered noble for centuries. Let it always be sunny, your road to kindergarten. Let them never fade away, There is love in the soul, and joy in the heart. *** Your
work is more important than anyone else in the world - We have been convinced of this more than once.
Thank you! After all, our children grew up in your arms; Yes, here they are, very big! And therefore you cannot be silent: And I tell you from the bottom of my heart: Happy Teacher’s Day, friends! *** Girls
, our day has come! Flowers, cards - very nice; And the migraine started a little, And the kitchen has already set the table - It’s time to start the feast, To take a little rest in the race; Just let the children go to bed... Happy Teacher's Day, colleagues!
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s for our kids, In kindergarten - a second mother.
There is no one kinder than you, more gentle, you are a joy, so rich. Give your warmth, So that the kids don’t get bored, So that they have light, So that their little eyes shine. Happy holiday to you from the bottom of our hearts, today we congratulate you! We wish you happiness, vigor, love, and all earthly blessings. Thank
you to the wise Creator for coming up with a teacher! He put goodness and joy into the soul, the ability to speak, to listen sensitively. He gave you a gift - to love children, seasoned with a heap of ideas! Thank you for being in the world, without you people cannot grow up!
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Congratulations on Teacher's Day in Prose
Happy Teacher's Day cards
Lyrics of songs about teachers in Kindergarten Funny remarks from Children
Cute and funny congratulations from teachers on Preschool Worker's Day
Educator! Congratulations! Today is your day! This is a holiday for those who are close friends with children! We want to wish you patience, obedient kids, not capricious, but good, smart, good-natured! We also wish you love, Joy in communication, From ordinary weekdays - Only pleasure!
You are a second mother for children, You are patience and care itself, And, perhaps, there is no harder and brighter, more joyful work...
And today we want to wish that the children do not be mischievous, that they have fun playing with them, that they greet you joyfully.
And they loved as widely as their parents, sisters and brothers. So that your work is easy, and pleasant bonuses to your salary!
Your work is not a gift, We understand with understanding. Being a teacher is a calling, for this we drink today. We will say a toast to your affection, to your kind eyes, to your wise tips, to your kind words. Thank you for being in the world, Thank you for children’s laughter - And we want from the whole planet to give you its flowers!
Kindergarten is a special time, After all, the child begins to grow up - According to the schedule, he gets up in the morning, According to the schedule, he takes food.
You, the teacher, always help the kids every moment! The fact that you are the best teacher—we know this firsthand!
What to give for Teacher's Day
On September 27, kindergarten workers celebrate their professional holiday. On this day they accept congratulations and gifts from colleagues, students and their parents. A gift for Teacher's Day must be original, practical or related to the profession.
Gifts for teacher, nanny
- Wall calendar with a unique design. A wall calendar with photographs of children at matinees, during walks in the fresh air, and developmental activities will be a pleasant surprise for the teacher. It will delight you with its individuality and decorate the wall of your home or kindergarten.
- Certificate for attending a creative master class. Teachers and nannies are creative people. When working with children, it is important to constantly improve their skills and come up with new ways of learning for children. Attending a cooking class or craft workshop would make for an interesting gift idea.
- Tickets to the theatre, cinema or philharmonic. Going to a theater performance, cinema or concert will bring positive emotions. Please check with the preschool worker's preferences before purchasing tickets.
- Bouquet. Fresh flowers will delight every woman. An unusual gift would be a bouquet of sweets - an original composition of artificial flowers and sweets. It will please the eye longer than usual. Eating candy will not spoil his appearance.
- Professional literature. Teachers and nannies will love this specialized publication on working with children. The illustrated book will help you find a common language with children and give you new ideas for educational games.
- Music disc. A preschool worker will love the music disc. A collection of children's songs will make the everyday life of kindergarten brighter. Light instrumental music is suitable for a quiet hour.
- DIY gift. A postcard, box, applique made of fabric or straw will serve as a touching gift. The teacher or nanny will be pleased to receive a souvenir from the kids.
Gifts from the head of the kindergarten
- Flowers, sweets, tea/coffee. A bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolates and a pack of tea or coffee are a standard gift set. Beautiful packaging will give it originality, and a postcard with sincere words of gratitude will make the gift more valuable.
- Appliances. A coffee maker, electric kettle or microwave oven will serve as a practical gift. Household appliances are useful at work or at home.
- Wall Clock. The head of the kindergarten will like this original wall clock. They will complement the interior and help you complete any tasks on time.
- Painting. A connoisseur of beauty will be delighted by a painting by a famous artist. It will decorate the wall of a bedroom, living room or study.
Warm words of gratitude will make any gift for Teacher's Day valuable. Beautiful packaging will lift your spirits and create a festive atmosphere.
Comic poems-congratulations for Teacher's Day
What is a teacher? He's a braider! He wipes all noses and straightens his pants. A reader of fairy tale books, that's what it means to be a teacher.
He is the builder of the snow woman, He is kind and gentle like a mother. He is the porridge spreader, He is Petya, Dasha’s assistant, the drawer, the washer, our favorite teacher!
He applies cotton wool, Rocks us to bed, Helper, teacher, He is a player and a cheerleader. He takes pity on the roar of cows, Children love him very much!
We don’t sit still with him, we sing, we shout all day, we run, we play hide and seek. Marching to exercise. He is both a clown and a friend, He knows everything around him!
For those who work in kindergarten, it would be easier and simpler in the army. Thirty children, and everyone is in sight - Nerves become stronger and tougher. We understand everything. How can you not understand? Today is your holiday - relax, girls. A good reason to pour wine, throwing eternal plans aside. We would like to wish you from the bottom of our hearts peace and a huge salary in your families. Children grow up with your example. Peace begins in kindergarten!
Who knows how to get along with children? Who will find an approach to everyone? Who is a treasure trove of kindness? Who is not afraid of worries? Who will feed the picky one, make the bully laugh, diligently wipe away everyone’s tears and make a craft?
The kindergarten teacher is glorious, the teacher is the salt of the earth! Happy birthday to you! We wish you to bloom, to know no troubles or sorrows. So that your salary increases, so that your children adore you, so that things go uphill!
Who will learn the first rhyme with the baby? And who will answer any of his questions? Who, sparing no effort or nerves, will comfort you tenderly and wipe your nose with a handkerchief? Who teaches to be polite, kind and affectionate? Who teaches you to just be human? Our teacher, on your wonderful holiday, accept our bow and congratulations!
Our dear teachers of playful, nice preschoolers! How much mental energy you spent studying with hundreds of guys! I would like to acknowledge your hard, noble work. Let troubles and illnesses not touch you, Children only bring you joy!
Oh, patience will come in handy, After all, it is the most important thing! You won't be able to achieve anything with anger!
Children only understand the “Power” of affection and kindness! I wish the teacher that your dreams come true!
Oh, this is not an easy job - replacing mothers for babies! But you keep coming up with something all the time. You manage to keep up.
Congratulations, good aunts! And we wish you never to grow old, In noble hard work Never get tired, never burn out!
We wish you a raise, it will be a good surprise! And simple feminine happiness to you, surrounded by loving faces!
How to congratulate the teacher?
On September 27, all preschool education workers celebrate their main professional holiday - Teacher's Day. A wall newspaper would be an excellent congratulation for a teacher. The children are still too young to make it themselves. But with the help of parents and a ready-made wall newspaper template for Teacher’s Day, you can make a real work of art.
Create an online poster for kindergarten, print it and hang it at the entrance to the group. A wall newspaper is a very good way to show your creative abilities and please adults and children in kindergarten. Kids will be delighted to look for themselves in the photographs!
Select the brightest photos of your group and add them to the layout in a convenient online editor. Save your masterpiece, print it out and hang it in the kindergarten at the entrance to the group. Rest assured, the delight of parents and children will be guaranteed!
There is a big meeting going on. Woman from .
There is a big meeting going on. A woman from the audience raises her hand: “Can I leave, I have to pick up my child from kindergarten?” She is released. After some time, another woman makes a similar request: “I need to leave to pick up my child from school.” And she is released. And then a young girl stands up: “And I also need to leave!” - What's your hurry? - they tell her. - You don’t have children! - And if I sit here, then they won’t be there! .. Our young guests want to leave, I think they should be let go! Otherwise they won’t have children! Let's drink to the young!
Congratulations to the kindergarten on its anniversary in verse
Our favorite kindergarten celebrates its anniversary. I was glad to say every word of recognition to you on this day. Let the kids grow up in the kindergarten, within its walls. The fates of these little men are in your trembling hands. Let only the cheerful children's laughter flow through the corridors. This team is wonderful. They are waiting for recognition and success.
Today is an unusual day, a difficult date. This is a general holiday, not a personal one - the Anniversary of the Kindergarten. We want to wish for Sadiq to develop. To the teacher - calm, to remain.
We take children to your wonderful kindergarten every day. There are a whole range of activities here, walks, games, reading books. The walls have become like family to us, both the teachers and the nannies. We have become very attached to you, so much so that it cannot be expressed in words. And in this anniversary year we wish you prosperity, less fuss, less hassle, we will help in everything, we promise!
Today is an unusual day, It’s brighter and more fun than everyone else’s, It’s just a personal holiday - It’s the kindergarten’s anniversary. We wish the Vek establishment to work without hassle, so that we celebrate a new birthday every year!
Our kindergarten is celebrating its anniversary. Both parent and child are very happy to come here to a cheerful team. Congratulations on the big holiday! Prosperity, good luck, happiness, light, Children's loud and cheerful voices, Great success to educators, Good everyday life and wonderful words.
A wonderful holiday today, the Anniversary of the Kindergarten. For us this is happiness, great joy, joy of the soul and complete joy. I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart, May our anniversary not be the last. Let us wish our Kindergarten Eternal Life soon, friends!
Today we congratulate the Kindergarten on its anniversary. Colored balls fly upward, Songs sound joyfully. The swing creaks merrily, flying up and down, the kindergarten will give its guests a ringing laugh as the main prize. We wish the kindergarten Long years, happy days, He will leave a good memory in the hearts of his children.
We celebrate kindergarten today - it’s your anniversary today! We sincerely congratulate you! Make all your dreams come true, make all your plans come true. Build new buildings and transform the kindergarten. So that all the children and mothers can only love him more.
Today is a great anniversary. Our hero of the day is Kindergarten. He is the most important among us, Everyone is cheerful and happy here. We wish games and laughter, Kind, affectionate children, Teachers success in the implementation of ideas.
Today is the garden's birthday, where any child is happy. Please accept congratulations on your anniversary, kindergarten. May the joy given to you return a hundredfold, and may sadness and bad weather never visit you.
There is a large meeting going on. A woman comes from behind.
There is a big meeting going on. A woman from the audience raises her hand: “Can I leave, I have to pick up my child from kindergarten?” She is released. After some time, another woman makes a similar request: “I need to leave to pick up my child from school.” And she is released. And then a young girl stands up: “And I also need to leave!” - What's your hurry? - they tell her. - You don’t have children! - And if I sit here, then they won’t be there! .. Our young guests want to leave, I think they should be let go! Otherwise they won’t have children! Let's drink to the young!
TOAST TO THE BRIDE: Once upon a time there was a single guy.
TOAST TO THE BRIDE: Once upon a time there was a single guy, Handsome, smart, young. So that he will always be like this, We will give you advice: You must take care of your husband, Let him lie down, So that he can read the newspaper Or just leaf through it. If you are grumpy, willful and jealous, don’t wonder why you won’t find a husband at home. To make life seem like paradise, don’t find fault with your husband! Laugh more often, smile, Never be arrogant! And now, bride-light, we will give one more piece of advice: So that your husband is faithful to you, So that he lives alone with you, Always be his bride. Not a grumpy wife! Contrary to your own husband, you don’t say a word. But in your beautiful hands, hold your power tightly! Improve yourself in the arts You are at the kitchen stove - The voice in the stomach of emptiness In the husband dulls the senses! Peace in the family is needed like air, so that there is peace and harmony. You create your own home kindergarten for your own husband. So that you don’t quarrel in vain, So that things go more successfully, So that life together flows like a bright holiday for you
Toasts about kindergarten
Jokes about teachers and kindergarten
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emergency incident in kindergarten No. 52. There, the pupils of the middle group captured the teacher and mocked her for four hours. In particular: they forced her to eat three plates of semolina porridge, sing a song about a Christmas tree to the accompaniment of an out-of-tune piano, and then forced her to sleep during the day. In the evening, the teacher, half-dead after being bullied, the children agreed to give only to her parents.
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The kindergarten teacher asks: “Children, name your four-legged friend.” Who can? Here you are, Sasha, tell me! - Bed!
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kindergarten. - Zaur, did you come unshaven again?
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The kindergarten teacher spent half an hour putting leggings on the little girl. When she straightened up with a sigh of relief, the girl said: “These are not my leggings.” Growling internally, the teacher spent fifteen minutes pulling her leggings back down. When she finished, the girl said: “These are my brother’s leggings, my mother sometimes puts them on me.”
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kindergarten teacher: - Who peed themselves? Hands go up. - So... five people... Who shit themselves? Hands go up. - So... four people... Who abstained?
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three-year-old children gathered in the kindergarten. - Good afternoon, children. My name is Zhanna Gennadievna. There is not a sound in the room... And then someone’s voice whispers: “Greedy Beef?”
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Vovochka comes from kindergarten: “Mom!” And now I know who pees from what! The boys are made from faucets, the girls are made from nothing, and the teacher, Aunt Tanya, is made from a big red brush!
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The scarlet girl comes running to the kindergarten teacher, all in tears. - What's happened? Who hurt you?! - Vovka! - For what? “He said that mothers-in-law should be killed in childhood!”
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kindergarten teacher: - Children! Now we will play an interesting game. Whoever makes the scariest face will go home first. The children begin to make faces intensely. - Fine. Won today... Won today... This girl! - And I don’t play at all...
