Fizkult hello to all cheerful readers! Do you know that sports and healthy lifestyle have gained incredible popularity. Cool kids at 5 years old do yoga, and 80-year-old grandmothers go for long-distance runs in the morning. In order to keep up with the nimble grannies and to be on the crest of the wave, I publish funny skits about sports and a healthy lifestyle.
Humor will help us stretch our muscles and at the same time laugh a little at sports fanaticism. In the skits you will meet athletes who forgot to pump up their brains. You will meet a group of cheerful athletes, and you will also see two brave girls eager to participate in the Olympics for the honor and glory of their beloved Motherland.
The scenes are universal! They are suitable for any age group - from children to adults. Read also: Short sketches about students.
The main thing is to turn on your creativity and perform the production with sparkle and modern humor.
Scene “The Strongest!” for children and adults
On the stage is an ordinary courtyard of an ordinary town. On a bench, a guy in a tracksuit is gnawing on sunflower seeds. A thin boy in glasses appears from behind the scenes with a bunch of books and a heavy backpack.
Guy in a sweatshirt : Oh, hi, Sanya!
Guy with glasses : Hello, Vitalik!
Vitaly : Are you going to class or from class? (grins) Not life, but the cramming carousel!
Sasha : I'm from school, now I'm going to chess, then to English, and in the evening to drawing.
Vitaly : Eh, Sanya! Life passes by (behind the scenes sound of a passing car). Here! How did this Audi rush by, so boring and stupid is your life!
Sasha thoughtfully and offended: Why is this?
Vitaly pulls his friend onto the bench and puts his hand on his shoulder authoritatively: Sanya, Sanya! Listen to the good advice of an old friend! Throw away these books (pushes the textbooks to the ground), buy Adidas (points to his tracksuit) and come with me to the section. We will make a man out of you!
Sasha : What about English and chess?
Vitaly irritably: Sanya, don’t be stupid, huh! What's the use of your English and chess? You know a couple of phrases, like Hello and Hayu dou doo, that’s enough for the girls. And chess will not help you stand up for yourself when Valerka from the neighboring yard runs into you. You will run with your heels and scatter your pawns. Ha ha ha! (laughs evilly).
Sasha clenches his fists: What does this Valerik want from me?
Vitaly : But now you’ll find out!
A boy of about 16 appears on stage accompanied by heavy rock music with two friends. The guys feel like kings of all the surrounding courts and are not afraid of anyone.
Valera : Oops, great, dear!
Vitaly and Sasha cautiously: Hello!
Valera : Why are we sitting, warming the bench, but not paying taxes? (The trio grins).
Vitaly : Valer, there’s nothing! I bought bread and milk, I had 3 rubles left in my pocket.
Valera : Good, come on! Why is such a quiet little guy hiding in the ABC?
The guys laugh and push Sasha.
Vitaly : Valera, don’t touch him, can’t you see Botan, where did he get his boss!
Valera : Let's check now!
The guys tear Sanya away from the bench, start shaking him, checking his backpack, shaking his textbooks. At this time, a man appears on stage with a girl about 5-6 years old.
Man : Hey, Valera, you're being weird again! Well, run away from here, otherwise I’ll call the local police officer.
Valera : Atas, guys! Bye bye! (while leaving, he shakes his fist at the guys).
Man : Hello, guys! Is Valera offending you again? Tell us, we’ll get him under control in no time!
Vitaly squeezes Sasha’s hand: No, Uncle Lenya, everything is fine! Where are you going with Svetka?
Man : Yes, I enrolled Svetik in the weightlifting section, I want my daughter to grow up strong and always be able to stand up for herself!
Vitaly with respect: Cool!
Man : Well, we're off and you're running home! Say hello to the fathers!
Vitaly waves: Goodbye! (addresses Sasha) I saw that even a little girl goes to the section, she will be a strong woman, and you? You can’t argue against Valerka!
Sasha jumps up from his seat, collects his textbooks, puts on his backpack: And we’ll see who wins! I’ll grow up, study, become a professor and a candidate master of sports!
Vitaly laughs: Who? You? Master of Sport! Something about throwing checkers? Oh, I made you laugh!
Sasha proudly: We'll wait and see! Bye!
The guys disperse, the lights go out. Voice-over: 20 years have passed!
The stage is illuminated, and on the same bench sits a plump man in a tracksuit, gnawing on sunflower seeds. The sound of a car approaching is heard, a door slams, and a tall, respectable guy with glasses appears on the stage. Looks carefully at the man.
Guy with glasses: Vitalik, what are you?
Vitaly : Yes, he is the one! And you? (looks closely) Oh, Sanya? You won't recognize it! Long time no see! What destinies?
Sasha : Yes, I came to visit my parents and introduce them to my grandchildren.
Vitaly : Where are you? How? I see your car is cool, and I’m at the parade myself.
Sasha : I live and work in London as a translator, getting a second education, writing a dissertation. I plan to teach at a university. Married, 2 sons, wife is a model and fashion designer.
Vitaly : Oh how? Well, hammer, well done! Did you build up your muscles at chess? (laughs)
Sasha : During my student years I was often sick, I decided to take up Jiu-Jitsu, now I am a candidate for master of sports.
Vitaly : What is this? Jiu-jitsu, a wonderful word that you can’t pronounce (giggles).
Sasha : This is the Japanese art of hand-to-hand combat, if you want, I’ll show you a few techniques.
Vitaly : Oh, don’t, you’ll add more, and my dear wife Svetlana will add it to me later.
Sasha : Oh, did you marry Svetka?
Vitaly doomedly: Yes! And she’s a weightlifter, she throws a hammer, imagine how she throws me around the kitchen. Mom don't worry!
Sasha laughs: I can imagine! How are you generally doing?
Vitaly : Not bad, I opened a car repair shop, my son is growing up, he’s crazy, he doesn’t want to study. But now I’ll use you as an example, maybe I’ll improve.
At this time, there is a roar off-screen, Svetlana, a large woman in a tracksuit, bursts onto the stage.
Sveta : Vitalka, you’re cooling off on the bench again! Well, get up, go, work! (Grabs her husband, looks back at Sasha) What a quitter, it’s clear what his son is growing into!
Sasha is surprised, Sveta is trashing Vitalik, and at this time the district police officer is leading Valera by the arm. The participants in the scene pass by, the characters run after them, and Sasha remains on the stage.
Sasha addresses the guys: Friends! Play sports, and no one in the yard will hurt you! But don't forget that the main thing is education. Knowledge will open any doors for you and help you make your dreams come true!
"Growing Up"
Are you looking for original, funny skits for high school students and their parents? We offer an interesting scenario that does not require much preparation.
Participants: announcer, mother, girl.
Announcer: Happy moment, happy hour. My daughter went to first grade.
Mother and daughter take the stage.
Mom: Daughter, did you like school, did you get a lot of A’s?
Daughter: (Enthusiastically) The teacher is like a fairy, everyone is friends with me, I got 3 A’s!
Announcer: The fifth year has already passed, and here comes a fifth-grader.
Mother and daughter are changed every time they go out.
Mom: Well, daughter, how are you? Have you been asked a lot about what's going on at school?
Daughter: (Sadly) Petrov is a goat, he pulled my braid again. Today I hit him in the eye. For some reason they called you to the director...
Announcer: And now the years fly by again, and the eighth-grader is a child.
Daughter in a short skirt, with a punk bouffant.
Mom: Dear daughter, how is the director waiting for me again?
Daughter: (Angrily) Everything is complete darkness, and everyone is a bastard. Petrova set fire again, the commission called you.
Announcer: Ten years have passed and now a tenth-grader is coming.
The daughter is heavily made up and wearing provocative clothes. Mom sits in a headscarf, saddened.
Mom: Hello, dear, how are you? Were you at school today?
Daughter: What school, there are things to do, it’s high time to go to the registry office with Petrov...
Sketch “Pumping up muscles” for teenagers
You will need a group of talented guys who can sing, dance and joke at the same time.
To make the production a success, you will have to practice a lot! A scene with funny jokes should turn out to be coherent, funny and mega-groovy.
So let's begin! To the chic composition Boney M - Gotta Go Home, guys and girls in bright tracksuits take the stage.
Voice-over : Are you smart, educated and read a lot? Now let's see how athletic you are!
Girl athlete in a loud voice: Yes, yes, you have already stayed too long! Come on, get up from your seats and train with us!
Gotta Go Home sounds and voiceover : Let's pump up our muscles! The guys do several simple exercises.
Sports guy : Imagine that you scattered coins! We bend over and lift, one-two, one-two. Now imagine that someone is collecting your coins. We push aside competitors (wags our hips), collect coins! One-two, one-two (at pace)!
Girl athlete : Well done, and now...
Gotta Go Home sounds and voiceover : Let's pump up our muscles! The guys do several strength exercises.
Sports guy : Cool! Now the slopes. Forward - hand points to (name), left - hand points to (name), right - hand points to (name), back - hand points to exit. Well done! We finished the exercise and stopped pointing at everyone!
Girl athlete : Well done, and now...
Gotta Go Home sounds and voiceover : Let's pump up our muscles! The guys perform several dance steps.
Sports guy : Great, let's not slow down! Let's start stretching! (the guys are doing deep squats with their legs extended, and one awkward guy in the second row did the splits and can’t get up, they help him, the audience laughs).
Girl-athlete : Just well done, and now...
Gotta Go Home sounds and voiceover : Let's pump up our muscles! The guys perform several gymnastic exercises.
Sports guy : Do you sit at the computer a lot? Then the next exercise is for you, take your butt off the chair one or two times! (The athletes turn sideways to the audience and pretend to be looking at the monitors, tapping the keys, but lifting their butts off the chair). One-two, one-two!
Girl athlete : Great, now...
Gotta Go Home sounds and voiceover: Let's pump up our muscles! The guys do several exercises for the fifth point.
Athlete guy : We've finished the warm-up, let's move on to yoga! (They turn on a beautiful melody, the guys sit in the lotus position and close their eyes). Imagine that you are walking along a forest path, birds are singing and the wind is playing in your hair (the girls are smiling and shaking their curls). But what is it? Some shadow on the path! Oh my god, it's a huge bear! Let's run!
The guys, without opening their eyes and without getting up, pretend to run.
Sports guy : Phew, looks like we've had a blast! Let's change our position and continue! (The guys take different yoga poses, a relaxing melody sounds).
A guy-athlete in a monotonous voice: Connect to cosmic energy, open the chakras. (The wind howls behind the scenes) Someone’s chakras are wide open, cover them, otherwise you’ll catch a cold! Ommmm, when space opens its doors to us, release your desires into the heavens! (delicious slurping sound behind the scenes). So, everything is clear, someone dreams of fried chicken and potatoes. (A woman's giggle is heard) And someone about the first date?
So, where is Masha?
The guys, without opening their eyes, are worried. Second athlete : She disappeared when we met the bear! Let's run to the rescue! (Athletes, without getting up, pretend to run).
Sports Guy : Wow, look, she ate a bear! And she said she was a vegetarian! This is what diet does to girls! Finished the exercise!
The guys get to their feet, it sounds like the athletes are performing a cool dance. The audience cannot sit still, they dance and applaud.
"Boxing"
Funny skits for high school students can be very diverse and unusual. For example, the following.
Literature lesson. Children are reading a book. The teacher is studying a magazine, and two guys are bored.
First student: Why did you take my pen, I’ll give it to you. (Pushes him)
Second student: Why are you sorry or something, thirsty. On the! (Throws the pen down his collar.)
First student: (Brings his fist to his face) Well, that's it, the bastard came.
Second student: These are the poor things! (Gives a punch to the body. A brawl begins in the form of fist bumps and remarks “What are you doing?!”, “What are you doing?”.)
Suddenly the teacher comes up: “Boxing, boxing, boxing...”
There is a pause and momentary silence in the classroom.
“Who took Ishmael?”
If you need small school scenes that are funny for high school students, you can use the following idea.
Participants: high school students, teacher, director.
You can put 2 desks and a chair for the teacher on the stage.
The teacher enters the class and says hello.
Teacher: Let's repeat our homework. So, Sidorov!
Sidorov: Why am I right away, I’m finally okay!
Teacher: Sidorov, tell me, who took Ishmael?
Sidorov: Mary Ivanovna, I didn’t take anything, I didn’t take my word of honor, it’s all Ivanov.
Ivanov: What an Ishmael, I haven’t seen anything, it’s not me!
Teacher: (Angrily) That's it, my patience has run out! I'm calling the director.
He leaves and brings the director.
Teacher: We haven’t been able to find out who took Ishmael for the third lesson?
Director: What, is this 10-B? No, these won't be returned!
