Dance competition for a wedding: men versus women

Dance competitions for weddings: bright and unusual

An empty dance floor at a wedding is a nightmare for newlyweds. Therefore, it is worth taking care of entertainment for guests in advance. The shy ones should be relaxed, and the active ones should be directed in the right direction. The Svadbaholik.ru portal offers you a selection of the best extraordinary dance competitions that will fill your celebration with unbridled fun. Everybody dance!

Original dance games and competitions for guests

When the phrase “dance competition” is heard, standard balloon dances or dance games with chairs are imagined. We offer a fresh look at dance challenges. You will find the coolest competitions for guests below.

Dance of oaks and squirrels

Men dressed as oak trees and squirrel girls are invited to participate. A circle of men is formed (with their backs to each other). As soon as music is heard, the girls begin to dance or run around, dancing around the men. As soon as the music stops, the squirrel must jump onto the oak tree. Whoever is left on earth without an oak leaves and takes one oak with him.

I know this dance

Couples are invited to the dance floor. The DJ plays the first musical composition from a famous film, the dance scene of which absolutely everyone knows. Couples need to guess which movie the music is from and recreate the movements and character as accurately as possible. Famous competition dances from movies:

Story dances

It's time to look at the acting talent of the guests. Teams of 2-5 people are formed, each of which receives a form with a specific situation. You can prepare catchphrases or fairy tales (something that will be generally known and easy to read). Participants need to assign roles and dance the given situation. The audience tries to guess what the dance is about.

Face dance

Who said that a dance competition cannot be held at the wedding table? It is possible, and now you will see it. The guests sit at the table, upbeat music is turned on, and the contestants begin to dance. It is necessary to play out musical accents and rhythm using only the face and facial expressions. You can complicate the task and start the movement with one part of the face, gradually involving the rest. The most interesting dance wins.

Spaghetti between us

Couples choose a place on the dance floor. The host distributes one piece of spaghetti to all pairs. Participants clamp the pasta in their teeth on both sides. Fast dynamic music sounds. You need to move to the beat, that is, quickly. Those couples whose spaghetti breaks are eliminated.

Lazy but very inventive dances

The six bravest participants are invited to participate in the competition for guests. The competition is divided into 5 stages:

Sketch “Virtual acquaintance”

Props : Table and chairs, tablecloth, plate, two glasses, napkins.

Characters:

1. Shura is a plump girl with a ridiculous hairstyle and glasses.
2. Mitya is a thin guy, “nerdy” in appearance, wearing glasses and ridiculous clothes.

Shura sits at the table, impatiently looks at her watch, opens the mirror and straightens her hair. He's drooling on his finger and rubbing something under his eye. Fidgets in his chair. Looks around.

Mitya sneaks up to the table, looking around in surprise, holding a flower in his hands.

Mitya : Sorry, girl...Have you seen anyone else here?

Shura (looking up from the mirror): Oh, who do you want, young man? (looks at him with a disdainful look)

Mitya : You see, I have a meeting here... (scratching the back of his head) It seems like we agreed in this cafe... Oh, here, you, and no one else... Excuse me, what is your name?

Shura : Me? Shura! And, I have a date here too, young man, so...

Mitya (horrified): Alexandra?! So, is it you?!!

Shura : I... Wait, how... Oh, you... Dmitry?! (jumps up from his seat).

Mitya (with annoyance): Yes, really... For you, as I understand it, you can just Mitya... That's what I got! (plops down on a chair) And what is your reaction?

Shura : So, it’s you, the same (examines his figure) Athletic, tall, educated guy? (Mockingly) Where are your muscles, may I ask?

Mitya (angry): So you’re still reproaching me? Have you seen yourself in the mirror, young lady? In the photo I watched a fabulous slender beauty with long legs! Tell me honestly, was that a photo of your niece? Or granddaughters? ...

Shura (indignantly) Yes, how dare you! Brad Pitt is underdeveloped! No faces, no skin, God forgive me! Oh, so I posted about a sporty lifestyle and a foreign car! Oh, I’m thinking – what was that noise in the cafe? Oh, apparently this is a “frog in a box”, since there’s no smell of a car here!

Mitya (in a raised tone): Yes, I don’t have a car, like you, lady, an elastic body and a healthy diet. You said you were a vegetarian... (snatches her plate) What are we eating here? Salo?!! Shura snatches the plate back.

Shura (embarrassed): I needed to somehow pass the time while you were wandering around somewhere...

Mitya : I wasn’t wandering around, but looking for a flower for a beautiful lady, who, unfortunately, I didn’t find here. (shows her a flower) Take it! Apparently, this is for you! You can eat it to while away your loneliness!

Shura (gets up from the chair): Ham! Disgusting, rude and uncouth guy! Oh, I took time off work for him! I stayed on the Internet until late and didn’t sleep at night! Also, my fiancé! He brought some faded flower...

Mitya : Yes, you are also a brawler! God, may I ever meet someone on the Internet?! Yes, no way! To whom did I write poems and dedicated songs?!

Shura : You can delete all our correspondence! I don't want to see you! (throws the napkin on the table and leaves the table to the side).

Mitya : Mutually, young lady! Don't receive more than one letter from me! Farewell! (gets up from the table and moves to the other side).

They stand on opposite sides, nervously adjusting their clothes.

Valery Meladze’s song “How beautiful you are today” is playing in the background. Shura and Mitya freeze in place.

Shura (mumbling): God, this is the song he sent me. I thought he liked me... Stupid!

Mitya (mumbling): God, this is the song I sent her... She felt so sweet then... wrote such kind words... was so touching...

Shura : And every day he sent such tender messages... he was so funny and amusing... I thought I fell in love! And in the end? ...That's it...no more Dmitry...

Mitya (turns around): Shura!

Shura (without turning around): What do you want, Mitya?

Mitya (embarrassed): Shura... yes, I didn’t imagine you like that... Yes, and you don’t like me... But I can’t leave, knowing that I’ll never read your sincere and warm messages again. I want to start our acquaintance all over again. (he sits back down at the table).

Shura (hides a smile from him and returns to the table): Okay... I...My name is Shura! Mitya (embarrassed): This is...a wonderful name! Ah, I’m Mitya! Nice to meet you. (gives a flower) Oh, this is for you...

Shura (pleased): Thank you, these are my favorite flowers!

Mitya : I know...

They smile at each other and clink glasses.

End.

Active competitions

In order for the wedding to be as fun as possible, it is necessary to involve the largest number of people in the entertainment. Shy guests can be stirred up with massive active dance competitions.

Different sizes dances

Two significant teams with the same number of participants are formed. The task of each team is to make maximum use of the space, fulfilling the tasks of the leader. Examples of tasks:

All tasks are performed to music, and participants must dance while doing so.

Is it okay that I'm without a partner?

Participants are divided into pairs, one person remains alone. He is given a mop in the shape of a dance partner. Music plays and couples begin to dance. When the music stops, participants must switch partners. This must be done instantly, since the participant with the mop also throws the “partner” and grabs any dancer he comes across - both a girl and a guy. The one left without a partner will have to dance with a mop.

Battle of generations

Competitors are divided into two teams by age – up to 30 years old and older. A group battle is arranged between them. Only for the younger generation they play music in the style of chanson, and for the older generation - the most popular hits of these years. Several exits of both teams are carried out alternately. It’s funny to watch how grandmothers dance to “The Ice Is Melting” and “Gangnam Style”, and young people dance along with the singing Kobzon. The winning team is determined by the newlyweds. This competition can be transformed into a themed wedding. For example, for a rock style wedding, choose compositions by the groups “Queen” and “Leningrad”.

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Cool dance competitions for weddings!

What wedding would be without fun and interesting competitions? And to help make your wedding exciting, fun and unforgettable, we have prepared the most fun wedding dance competitions for you.

Competition "Funny Poses"

The host encourages guests to take part in a fun pair competition; for this, he chooses pairs or creates them himself.

The rules of the competition are as follows: when the music turns on, the couples dance a fiery dance, and at the moment when the music turns off, you need to look at the screen - there will be a pose that all couples need to portray. Photos of virtuoso poses can be selected from photos of pair dances or ice skating dances.

After pairs perform each pose, the jury in the role of the bride and groom chooses the worst pair. The competition continues, but without this couple. Thus, at the end there is only one best couple left - these are the winners of the competition who receive a prize!

Competition "Dance Battle"

The host offers to find out who is cooler: the Groom or the Bride? The Bridesmaids with the Bride at their head, as well as the Groom with his friends are invited to the stage! Opponents line up opposite each other.

Participants must take turns doing the most amazing dance they can, following the movements of their cheerleader, that is, they must repeat the movements of the Groom or Bride as closely as possible, depending on which team they are on.

Naturally, love and friendship win in this competition, and the Bride and Groom are declared the coolest cheerleaders in the history of wedding dances!

Save the competitions as a souvenir so as not to lose them, because thanks to them, your wedding will become truly fiery!

I wish you a great holiday, Ekaterina Akhmetzyanova, author of the idea.

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Dance competition for a wedding: men versus women

And we continue to honor our charming ladies and move on to the ladies of the Autumn group. These are the ones who form the foundation of any team - they are organized, precise and disciplined. At the same time, bright and mysterious, like the stars in the sky! The song by A. Gubin is playing. Girls like stars are on their way out (A. Pugacheva - Be careful when the leaves fall.)

And we were left uncongratulated - the ladies of the Winter group. As a rule, these ladies are very proactive and enterprising, ready to take risks to win! Hot and beautiful Snow Maidens! The Song of Roots sounds. Snow Maidens on the way out (Rotaru.S-Winter, Nartsis-Kholodno village.)

The ladies finally convinced us that a woman is beautiful - no matter what time of year she is born! Yes, all ladies are good. When they even notice with a tender glance, the poet awakens in every man! And the stars shine brightly both day and night, it’s impossible to live in the world without women, no! Ladies for those present! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray. It sounds like For lovely ladies. or It is impossible to live in the world without women.

Option-2 I will ask those who were born in the fall to rise up. Today you will have success, you can be proud. (Autumn)

Winter is a cold time And everyone knows about it Let's meet the winter ones, gentlemen, Look how they shine! (Winter)

Those born in spring, get up Applause for you now You are the most cheerful, don’t forget And today is your finest hour! (Spring)

2. Spring sends its bow to everyone who was born by it, Who rocked in the cradle in March, May and April. It is you who are the children of spring, it is you who are the children of spring. Children of the dawn, the fresh wind, children of the native land

Dance competition. (I found this today) - We invite everyone to the “journey” We stand in a circle

- We start on the most exotic form of transport - on deer, make horns for ourselves or a neighbor and off we go... “We will go, we will rush” (move in a circle)

And our first stop is at a chic, hospitable gypsy camp, where, as always, there are songs and dances “Oh yes Luda.” (danced)

3. The kind Romals gave us the most precious thing they have - their black horses, we took the reins in our hands and rode off (we galloped in a circle “It’s time, it’s time to rejoice”)

4. and our next stop is in central Russia, where there are 9 months a year - what?..., pregnancy is the wrong answer! Winter! (we dance “Valenki”)

5.Which Russian doesn’t like driving fast? We take the steering wheel in our hands, who likes which one and on the gas! (“Tighten your grip on the steering wheel, hold on chauffeur”)

6.Slow down... We are in a hospitable place - the Caucasus! Where men dance “assa, assa” And girls “pick grapes” with the incendiary “Lezginka” (

7. From the Caucasus, of course, by the sea, who knows how to swim - crawl, breaststroke, on the back, we all swim, no one drowns! (“You are a sailor, I am a sailor”)

8. You and I have sailed to the wonderful port city of Odessa-mama! Place your hands like this (behind your collar, in Hebrew) where ALL the people are, we dance “7.40” (danced)

9. Beautiful Odessa sees us off to the sound of the wheels of the “Electric Train” (in a circle) IIII you and I arrived immediately at the carnival... We put our hands on our neighbor’s waist - “Lambada” (send them around the table, if this is real)

10. And now everyone turned in the opposite direction so that their heads wouldn’t spin, they made wings and flew, we all fly, we don’t fall “Because we are pilots” (in a circle)

I congratulate you all on a safe landing, in the most beautiful city, city…..(they shout in unison)____________, right in the cafe…(guests in unison)”…………. at the wedding of our newlyweds named……………. where all the guests dance as they want and as they can.

I tried to fantasize a little about the topic of travel. This is what happened. Dance competition. — We invite everyone to the “journey” We stand in a circle

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Boys vs girls. Quiz

Boys

1 round with 2 answer options

1. Clogs are... (low boots or a type of sandals)
2. The real name of the singer Nyusha? (Anna or Anastasia)
3. Which bread has more calories? (rye or wheat)
4. Are brassiere and camisole the same thing? (Yes or no)
5. What color is the makeup base? (white or flesh-colored)
6. What is the name for elongated cylindrical beads? (lazarus or bugles)

Round 2 - with 3 answer options

1. What are tips? (type of earrings, worn without ear piercing, false nails during extensions, translucent white knee socks)
2. What are the types of women's over-the-knee boots called? (ankle boots, over the knee boots, pantolets)
3. Which essential oil is most effective against cellulite? (tea tree oil, orange oil, eucalyptus oil)
4. What is the most comfortable soft fabric for the body? (linen, silk, cotton)
5. Which of these indoor plants does not bloom? (cactus, aloe or geranium)
6. Name the actor who played the role of “Hache” Hugo Oliver in the film “3 Meters Above Sky”? (Mario Casas, Enrique Iglesias, Diego Martin)

Round 3 without answer options

1. What does “DEN” mean on women’s tights (density/thickness)
2. List at least 3 types of hair curlers? (hairdryer and comb, curling iron, curlers, perm)
3. Name a female Russian name that does not end with a vowel (Lyubov)
4. How (besides the name) do leggings differ from leggings? (nothing)
5. Name the 3 main characters of the TV series “The Vampire Diaries” (Elena Gilbert, two brothers Damen and Stefan Salvatore, Katherine Pierce)
6. Name the ingredients of the “Vinegred” salad (beets, pickled cucumbers, sauerkraut, potatoes, carrots, onions)
7. Name at least 3 famous Russian fashion designers (Kira Plastinina, Zaitsev, Yudashkin, Sergei Zverev, Oleg Azhgikhin)

Girls

1 round with 2 answer options

1. Is there a capacitor in the carburetor (yes, no)
2. How many rounds are there in professional boxing? (10, 12)
3. Is diesel fuel a type of gasoline? (Yes or no)
4. How many referees referee a football match? (3 or 5)
5. Is there a men's haircut called "Polka"? (yes or no) (Characterized by increased length of bangs and hair in the temporal region in combination with short hair at the back of the head. The hair on the parietal part of the head is the same length as the hair in the temporal region. With this haircut, the hair is combed back.)
6. Tell me which of these ranks is higher... (corporal or lieutenant)

Round 2 - with 3 answer options

1. Which Russian city does the famous football club “Torpedo” belong to (St. Petersburg, Moscow, Nizhny Novgorod)
2. How to translate the name of the car Volkswagen (family car, people's car, fast car)
3. How long is a period in hockey? (10,15, 20,)
4. Name the eldest of the Klitschko boxing brothers (Vladimir Klitschko, Vitali Klitschko, they are the same age)
5. What type of computer game Dota is (strategy, shooter, RPG)
6. Which Football Team is the 2012-2013 FIFA World Cup Champion (Spartak, CSKA, Zenit)

Round 3 without answer options

1. How many speeds does a car have with a manual transmission (5 or 6)
2. Decipher the abbreviation UEFA ( UEFA - Union Europeenne de football Association. European Union of Football Associations (or Union of European Football Associations).

3.Describe the type of boxing haircut (longer hair at the crown of the head and shorter hair at the back and sides of the head)

1. List at least 3 types of screwdrivers (flathead, Phillips, hex)

5. The main difference between a men's classic shirt and a women's classic blouse (the buttons on a men's shirt are on the right side)

1. Name the caliber of AK-47 (7.62)
2. Which state was Arnold Schwarzenegger governor of?

New wedding competitions and entertainment for guests

Wedding guests not only need to be fed, but also entertained. Among the wedding entertainment there are traditional ones that are associated with rituals, gift-giving and congratulations to the newlyweds. Also, if the budget allows, you can invite professional artists to perform spectacular show programs and beautiful pop numbers, it will be spectacular, touching and beautiful. But it’s even better to involve the guests themselves to participate in original congratulatory numbers, games and fun; this always arouses keen interest and is then remembered as the brightest moments of the wedding celebration. We offer our collection - fun wedding competitions and entertainment for guests that will complement the game program at any wedding or wedding anniversary.
1. Prank for wedding guests “Cutting the Shirt”

At any wedding there should be a moment when the young wife’s hosting skills are praised. However, the toastmaster points out that none of us like to do anything. The bride confirms this by talking about her terrible dislike of ironing shirts. Then the presenter replies that he is a master in this area and will now teach the girl how to cope with this problem.

2. The sleeves always wrinkle and it takes too long to put your hands in there! (cut both sleeves at the shoulder)

3. It’s completely unclear why a shirt needs a back - you tuck it into your pants and immediately remember! (cut at shoulder blade level)

Scene “Switching Places”

Details: washing machine (made of cardboard), sofa, blanket.

Characters:

1. Husband
2. Wife

The wife enters the house, taking off her jacket along the way and throwing it on the floor.

Wife : Honey, I'm home!

The husband goes to the meeting. He is wearing a work apron and rubs his hands on it.

Husband : Oh, hi, honey.

Wife : How will you please me? (sniffs) Oh, I smell something like work. How will you please your wife? A nailed shelf in a cabinet? (smiles)

Husband (confused): Sorry, dear, I got wrapped up and didn’t have time...

Wife (with annoyance): Why didn’t you have time?! I come home from work, where I sat all day, tired...Oh, you didn’t nail down the shelf?!

Husband (offended): And now why shout about this? I don't sit idle either!

Wife (angry): Aren't you sitting idle?? What were you doing to make you so tired?! Did you hang out in the garage all day with your friends again? Did you run at the stadium? Have you repaired your motorcycles?

Husband (with great resentment): Well, you want me to be courageous! I’m trying just for you! Oh, you don’t value anything! Have you even noticed how pumped my legs have become? That my bitsukha has become bigger? You don't notice anything!

Wife (barely containing her anger): This is certainly wonderful, my dear! But, you understand: I am a healthy young woman who needs a normal wardrobe for clothes. I come home from work, thinking that a refurbished closet is waiting for me here, and what do I get? A broken shelf and faded hopes!

Husband (sits on a chair, turning away from his wife, sobs): If she’s so smart, then take it yourself and beat her.

Wife : Oh, why do I need you?? I thought - I’ll get married and I’ll have: shelves nailed down, furniture renovated, sockets screwed in... And what’s the end result? How many times during this time did you attend to your duties? My father was right that you are a useless boss!

Husband (barely holding back tears): So live with your father, since you’re so smart!

The wife walks by and freezes, looking at the washing machine.

The husband jumps up from his chair and tries to cover the typewriter with himself.

Husband : I’ll explain everything to you now...

Wife (tensely): What's wrong with my washing machine? ...

Husband : Honey, don’t be nervous! I tried to wash my socks, tried to remember everything you taught me... These buttons... levers... start - release...

Wife (in a threatening tone): WHAT. WITH MY. WASHING. WITH A CAR?! (tries to push husband away)

Husband : Yes, don’t shout, you do! Your car is more valuable to you than me! I just pressed the wrong button and it jammed!

Wife (angrily): Move away!

The husband leaves. The wife presses the buttons excitedly.

Wife (turns affectionately to the washing machine): Go to your mommy! Now, I will fix you, my swallow! (excitedly presses buttons and mutters angrily) How many times have I said: “If you don’t know, don’t interfere!” No, he climbs, even without asking. (The husband stands nearby, looking over his wife’s shoulder, excitedly biting his nails.) Phew, I fixed it. God bless! (hugs the car) My girl! How would I be without you? She gets up and looks angrily at her husband.

Wife : And don’t touch me again, I beg you! My grandmother used to do laundry on it! Oh, you could have broken it!

Husband : Yes, I won’t touch her anymore. It hurts! You don’t speak to me as kindly as you do to her... Sometimes I even doubt whether you love me...

Wife : (grimaces) Don't start! Of course I do... (winks and slaps him below the back) Since we're talking about love...How about we talk to your wife before bed, huh? (switches to a playful tone) You promised to love and cherish me. You haven’t told me for a long time about your love, about what you think, about the fact that I am the best...

Husband : Honey, not today! I have a terrible headache... (grabs his forehead and sits on the sofa, covering himself with a blanket).

Wife (hot-tempered): As always, ...! Going to the garage with friends doesn’t give you a headache! Spend half a day in the gym – your head won’t hurt! And how to talk to me before going to bed, tell me about your love for me or simply answer the question: what is he thinking about - so he immediately gets a migraine!! I didn’t touch you for a week anyway, and I didn’t ask you anything when you had fishing days, damn them! ...

The Wife also sits on the sofa, covering herself with a blanket and turning away from her Husband. They are silent.

Husband (laughs quietly): Well, sorry I didn’t nail the shelf...

Wife (without turning around): Yes, no problem, you’ll kill me later. Cute? ...

Husband : What?

Wife : I won't touch your car anymore.

Husband : Oh, I won’t compare you to your mother and nag you for dinner anymore. And you should know: I love you very much!

Wife : Me too! Let's have some tea?

Hand in hand, they get up from the sofa and go to the kitchen.

End.

Wedding competition "Family panties"

This fun game will significantly enliven the flow of the wedding.
For her, you need to prepare a pair of huge family panties - they are very easy to sew yourself. The witness and the witness are invited as the main participants in the game, and each is given these wonderful things. The players' task is to place as many people as possible into their "panties", and the witness is allowed to let only men into the "panties", and the witness - only women. Everything about everything - two minutes. Upbeat music comes on, and people begin to crowd into this piece of clothing. By the way, it is absolutely not forbidden to take each other or children in your arms. However, the presenter must monitor the integrity of the panties: they, of course, will tear in any case, but the participants in the game should not abuse this for personal gain and stuff themselves into torn pieces of underwear. Everyone raises their glasses in honor of the winners, and this is an excellent occasion for the toastmaster to say a beautiful toast to the newlyweds’ friends and their well-being.

3. Wedding entertainment “Three steps from happiness”

You can choose the hero of the occasion or the bride and groom as the host of this competition, that is, the one who will hold the bottle. To this bottle - champagne, vodka, wine, beer - we tie three to five multi-colored silk ribbons at least three meters long.

Those who wish are invited from among the guests. Moreover, they must bring their own dishes from which they drink. Their task is to take the ribbons in their hands and stand from the bottle at a distance of an “extended ribbon” and, at the signal from the presenter, begin to approach the hero of the day, winding the ribbon around their vessel. Whoever accomplishes this faster takes the bottle of “divine nectar” from the hands of the hero of the occasion. In fact, this is very difficult to do, because glasses and glasses are sometimes not at all designed for wrapping slippery tape, so the general fun of the guests is guaranteed.

Scene: “In Search of the Prince”

Characters:

1. Dasha
2. Cupid

Details : sofa, plate with pies, robe, pillow, socks,

Dasha comes into the room, sobs and sits down on the sofa.

Dasha : What a movie! What love! These are the feelings! Where is he, my Prince, the man of my dreams!

Dasha is lounging on the sofa with frustration. The mobile phone is ringing.

Dasha (irritated): Well, who else is there? Oh, I'm tired of it! (throws the phone aside) Oh, how I dream of meeting Cupid. Where is this blond lazy guy? Why won't he send me Love?? I would say a few kind words to him!

Cupid comes onto the stage with a mug of tea and a newspaper. Dressed in a robe with wings visible at the back.

Cupid : What is it? They don't let you rest!

Dasha turns around sharply.

Dasha : Cupid?? It's you?!

Cupid (with annoyance) Who did you just call? Santa Claus, or what? He sits down on the sofa, throwing away the newspaper.

Cupid : So, what did you want?

Dasha : How, what? (shouts out) I want a groom, I want a husband, I want to be loved!

Cupid (grimaces) Quietly, quietly, I’m not deaf... And why is no one there?

The phone rings. Dasha looked at the phone with displeasure.

Dasha : Yes, there is one over there... Fedka... Yes, is this the groom?

Cupid : What's not to like?

Dasha : Actually, no! I deserve more! First of all, he is lazy, so clumsy... Cupid takes a sip of tea.

Dasha : Oh yes, would you like a pie? Go, there’s a plate in the kitchen...

Cupid goes for pies and puts the plate on the sofa. Dasha takes the pie, takes a bite and speaks with her mouth full.

Dasha : Secondly, his manners! If only you could see his manners! So uncultured! (a piece of pie falls on Dasha’s T-shirt, but she doesn’t notice) She’s behaving like a pig!

Cupid (looks sideways at Dasha): I can imagine how unpleasant this is...

Dasha (continues chewing): Yes! (wipes his hands on his T-shirt and licks his fingers) Where will I go with him? How will I appear in society? Yes, they will laugh at me! (The phone rings again) It rings again! Call, call... (Dasha slaps herself on the stomach) Ugh, I'm so full... (here he suddenly sits up straight) I, you understand, Cupid, need a tall one... You, write it down!

Cupid : (squints): I remember.

Dasha (dreamy) Sports! So that the muscles are there, biceps - triceps... So that you carry them in your arms!

Cupid (choking on tea): You?! And how much do you weigh, Dashenka!

Dasha (emphasizes): Strong! So that he can handle any burden! And so well-groomed! I don’t like these... various sluts... (sharply scratches his head) Oh, what did I say? Oh yes! To be neat.

Cupid (looks around the room in which there is a pillow, robe and socks) Yeah, neat, I see. ..

Dasha : This is the Cupid I will love with all my heart!

Cupid : ...Oh, him?

Dasha : Ty! And, of course he is. I'm already perfect. Yes, your figure is plump, there are pimples... Yes, and your hair is brittle... Well, so what! Let him love me as I am!

Cupid (gets up from the couch): Okay! You will find the partner you want, but first, you must do something...Here! (hands Dasha a scroll)

Dasha hastily unrolls the scroll and reads aloud.

Dasha : Well, well: sleep every day on a feather bed with peas... knit shirts from nettles... walk in Donkey Skin... (looks at Cupid in surprise) What kind of nonsense is this? What peas??

Cupid (important): Well, my dear, if you want to find a Prince, you will have to become a Princess yourself!

Do you remember the fairy tale about Cinderella? I watered twenty rose bushes, rolled in a pumpkin, sacrificed a shoe - and all for the sake of my loved one! If you want perfect, be perfect yourself. All! Ah, I have to go! And you don’t need to call me in the evening anymore.

Cupid leaves.

Dasha (looks through the list and throws it aside): What nonsense! “If you want to have a Prince, be a Princess!” Maybe I should also play sports and go to salons? Yeah! … Well, okay! Let's do without the Princes (takes the phone and calls) Hello, Fedya? Yes, I'm free today... Well, let's see you in the evening... (goes backstage).

End.