Medical Worker's Day is always celebrated with great style, but this year, most likely, we need to distinguish ourselves. RIGHT? After all, the pandemic has left its mark. That's why we came up with funny skits, jokes, table games and relevant, cool scenarios for celebrating Doctor's Day. And it doesn’t matter where you celebrate Medical Worker’s Day, outdoors, indoors, at a corporate event, it’s still fun and “addictive.” After all, every scenario on a medical topic brings fun and positivity. Do you agree? Then they rushed into the world of white coat madness and intrigue!
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Diagnosis by eye
The presenter takes turns naming the symptoms of a particular disease. Whichever doctor can determine the diagnosis with the fewest number of symptoms wins a prize. For example, fever, cough, runny nose, headache and joint pain - flu; fatigue, short sleep, complete lack of feeling of rest after sleep, difficulty falling asleep - insomnia; partial memory loss, lack of control over the amount of alcohol consumed, severe hangover, binges - alcoholism, and so on.
Funny scenes about doctors and medicine
Many holidays are dedicated to doctors of various specialties, paramedics and nurses. in 2021, at concerts on the occasion of these dates, you can not only perform poems and songs in honor of doctors, but also play funny skits on a medical theme.
Such miniatures, in particular, can be placed at a holiday in honor of Medical Worker Day on June 20, 2021 (celebrated on the third Sunday of this month) or International Doctors Day on October 5, 2021 (the first Monday of the month), as well as at various student parties and skits .
A comic skit about doctors and patients will begin with a speech by the presenters: - Dear friends! Do you know what an ideal doctor should be like according to patients?
– He comes to work an hour earlier than expected and leaves several hours later.
– Has an unlimited supply of time to listen to:
- patients’ opinions on everyday and political issues,
- their memories of childhood and youth,
- funny stories about incidents with neighbors, etc.
– At any time and in any place (on the street, in public transport, in a store) you can turn to him for help and receive comprehensive advice.
“He willingly gives out his mobile and home phone numbers to everyone with the words: “Call any time!”
– The ideal doctor works without vacations. He never seems to get tired and never sleeps. However, who cares...
– He categorically refuses bottles of cognac, sweets, etc. offered to him.
– Has fluoroscopic vision, therefore does not require additional methods of examining patients.
– With the help of inexpensive medicines (or even without them at all), he quickly and permanently cures any illness, no matter how long it takes to develop before the patients turn to him.
– He doesn’t need a salary. Why does he need it if he took an oath? However, not all doctors meet these requirements. Then, in this funny scene about doctors and medicine, a man runs onto the stage and shouts: “Call a doctor!” The doctor appears: “Hello, I’m a doctor, what happened?” - The man feels bad here!
- Of course, when you feel good, you don’t call me. When you drank champagne and ate caviar, you didn’t call me, when they set off fireworks on the balcony, you didn’t call me, but I, by the way, had the opportunity to come. Everyone knows the phone number, pick it up and call, say: “Doctor, come, I’m fine.” Just as you celebrate the holidays with caviar and champagne, you won’t be able to wait for you, but if you feel sick, call the doctor. I won't help you!
Funny skits about doctors and patients
After this, a funny scene called “At the Doctor’s Appointment” is played, during which various patients appear in the doctor’s office.
First patient: “There are all sorts of people walking around here out of turn with all sorts of nonsense, doctors are distracted by trifles. But I came with a coupon. Doctor: - What do you have? – Doctor, I have an important question. I would like to live to be a hundred years old. – Yes, it’s very simple: don’t drink alcohol, don’t smoke, don’t eat junk food! - And are you sure that then I will live long? - I don’t know this, but I’m sure that life will seem endless to you...
*** Another patient turns to the doctor: – Doctor, my nose is stuffy. What should I take? - God! I have a mortgaged apartment, a mortgaged dacha, a mortgaged car... And here you are running around with some snot!
*** After this, in this sketch about a doctor and his patients, the girl asks to prescribe her drugs for weight loss: - Tell me, doctor, is there a medicine “Antirastolstin”? The doctor looks at her in bewilderment. Girl: - “A lot after six”? - No. Girl (reads from a piece of paper): - “Cellulite removed”? Doctor: - Not either. - “Samsoboyzhirpropadin”? Doctor: – There are no such drugs. But there are “Nadomensheestidin”, “Need moresheshevelin” and “Not suitable for the refrigerator”! Should I write you out?
*** A strange-looking woman appears in the office and looks around. Doctor: - Hello, who are you seeing? Visitor: - Apparently, to you. - Why did you decide so? - Well, I don’t see anyone here except you. -You seem very excited? – Well, I hope that what I tell you about will remain purely between us... – It seems that you are worried about the fact that we are now alone? – Yes... And first I would like to sit down, otherwise I’m already tired of standing. - Okay, sit down. So, maybe you can already tell me what you’re complaining about? Patient (imposingly sits on a chair and says plaintively): - Doctor, I have such a headache... Doctor (in a stern tone): - And I, my dear, don’t pretend to be anything like that! After a while she says: “Doctor, you listened to me, looked at me, but never asked how I was feeling.” - And how do you feel? - Oh, better not ask!
*** The next patient in the sketch, which humorously talks about medical workers, complains: “I can’t sleep for a long time, doctor!” Bad thoughts are swarming in my head... - No problem! I already advised you to imagine that you are opening your skull, taking a broom and slowly sweeping them out of your head! All! A good dream will come back to you again! “I did just that, but it only made me feel worse... I haven’t slept all night!” – Did you sweep away bad thoughts with a broom? - Swept it out... So they, the bastards, begin to crawl towards their wife, children, dog...
*** Another patient says: - Doctor, I have big problems... - Tell me more. – You see, lately I feel like my opinion doesn’t matter, I’ve lost work, I hardly see my friends and I’m spending money on things I don’t need at all. What happened with me? - Hmm, it looks like you have... a woman.
*** The doctor advises the next patient in this short production dedicated to doctors and medicine: “I think that you should still agree to the operation.” - Never! Better to die! - Well, one thing doesn’t interfere with the other...
*** Another patient looks into the office. – Doctor, were you the one who sewed my head back on after the plane crash? – I. – Do you have any complaints about the quality of the seam? - No, doctor, no. The seam is good, just wonderful, so smooth. But the thing is... it's not my head.
*** A woman appears in the doctor's office. – Doctor, my husband has a serious mental disorder. Sometimes I spend hours telling him something, telling him something, and then it turns out that he hasn’t heard a word. - This is not a disease, dear, it is a gift from God!
Comic ditties about doctors
And at the end of these funny skits on a medical topic, all participants in the performance will perform playful ditties:
Our Motherland needs Doctors and doctors. We are no less important than nanocybernetics.
In medicine, we have new orders now. No time to treat people: Reports need to be filled out all day!
In the city hospital, life is like in a TV series. Jealousy and intrigue - voila! At least make a movie about us!
The doctor pulled out stones from the kidneys. Let me have only precious stones!
I went to a speech therapist, He restored my speech. Only prices for medicines. I don’t have the strength to hear.
I laughed and laughed - I got an appointment with a doctor! The doctor left sadly, And the doctor bent over, laughing!
If you dream of injections, two-liter enemas, then for sure you are working as a new nurse.
Therapy, therapy, Allergy to medications. And if you look at your sister, you’ll get better by morning!
We sang ditties for you - Is it good or bad? And now we ask you to clap for us!
Competition for doctors “Flower Lotto”
(Only men can answer, the correct answer is in bold).
- Doctors call “Chamomile”:
A. Consilium at the patient’s bedside, at which it is decided “If he gets better, he won’t get better”;
b. Notice that wages are being delayed
V. Container with an alcoholic drink handed to the doctor
g. Eye conveyor, invented by Svyatoslav Fedorov.
- What flowers did one of the pop singers pick in Lilia's garden?
A. Lilies;
b. Magnolias;
V. Roses;
Kaif.
- The expression “God’s dandelion” was first used by:
A. Lenin and Trotsky;
b. Ilf together with Petrov;
V. Mom and Sibiryak;
g. It is unknown who is paired with whom
- Rice and fish salad “Mimosa” has such an exotic name because:
A. A kilo of lettuce costs the same as a kilo of mimosa;
b. The salad is as delicate as a flower;
V. The salad strongly resembles mimosa in taste;
d. In Japanese, "mimosa" means "rice and fish salad."
- One of the most exquisite dishes of the royal cuisine of medieval Europe was:
A. Tomato leaf vinaigrette;
b. Thistle root stew;
V. Potato flower salad;
d. Dandelion wine
- In Colombia, the Russian flower "Ivan da Marya" is known as:
A. Marijuana;
b. Juan y Mari;
V. Flora Russa;
g. Not known at all.
The one who answers the most questions wins.
Presenter (looks triumphantly at the Presenter): Well, what? And you said that we don’t understand colors. The man said it, the man did it!
Presenter: You figure it out, you figure it out. Especially (name). It's time to move on to the next exam. And everyone can take part in this challenge!
Host: Well, well, well... What do we have here? Specialization "Doctor ENT". What's this?
Presenter: This is a competition for those who want to try themselves in the specialty “Otolaryngologist”. Is it clear now?
Host: So clear. Why will everyone have to look down their throats? Or clean your noses?
Presenter: Everything is much simpler. We'll have your hearing tested.
Host: I hope it’s not musical? And then I have a bear...
Presenter: Did I say anything about music? Colleague, you need to wash your ears more often!
Presenter (offended): You are slandering our family. This is a sin.
Presenter (conciliatory): I'm joking, I'm joking. Let's Play!
Game on a medical theme “Doctor ENT”
Essentially, this game is the old and familiar “broken phone”. There are only two drivers here. They whisper a word into the ear of the first member of their team (say, one of the sides of the table), and he passes it on to his neighbor. Messages can be compliments, congratulations, or some complex medical term. Upon completion, the “quality of communication” is checked.
The game “Doctor ENT” is being played
The team that transmits the message faster and without errors wins.
(Hint for organizers: The drivers of this game can be nominated for the nomination “Best Communications Specialist” and “Best Communications Officer” with the following summary: “A communications specialist cannot always provide good communications, and a communications specialist may not be able to cope with establishing contacts (read connections)”)
Skits of the group “6 frames” (continued)
Screensaver sounds 6 frames (beginning)
Scene 7
CHARACTERS:
Doctor
Patient
A frightened Patient runs out onto the stage and the Doctor comes towards him.
Patient: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! Doctor, look what I have?
Doctor: AAAAAAAAA!!!! Lord, WHAT do you have?!!!!
They run away in fear.
Screensaver sounds 6 frames
Scene 8
CHARACTERS:
Doctor
Visitor
On stage, a visitor (the sick husband) nervously walks from corner to corner. The Doctor comes out of the “ward”, taking off his cap.
Doctor: I don't like your wife.
Visitor (sighs): Me too...
Screensaver sounds - 1 6 frames
Scene 9
CHARACTERS:
Doctor
Patient
The Doctor appears, the Patient, shaking his head in different directions, bumps into the Doctor
Doctor: What's wrong with you, patient?
Patient: I'm in trouble! Doctor, I only see moving objects!
Doctor: How did you get here?
Patient (shows): And I shook my head...
Screensaver sounds - 1 6 frames
Presenter: Perhaps it’s time for us to “shake our heads.”
Presenter (shows): So?
Musical game "Centrifuge"
The next block of the professional holiday consists of 3 games and is held on the “dance floor”.
Presenter: This is me speaking figuratively. Our guests have been sitting too long, it’s time to get moving. Tell me, who can boast of a good vestibular apparatus?
The presenter invites 2 volunteers from different teams.
Presenter: Your task is to check your team. Build a chain, twist it into a snake, a spiral, a round dance. I announce the Centrifuge test!
Sounds fun music
The musical game “Centrifuge” is held
The more balanced and coordinated team wins. Leaders of round dances can be nominated in the nominations “The Most Balanced” and “The Best Coordinator”.
Game "Charging"
Host: Our tests for versatility continue!
Presenter: Now you and I will master another medical specialty. Are there secret “sports fans” and secret athletes among us, sorry, athletes? Then I ask you to take a place in the center of your team circle. Your task is to conduct a course of physical therapy for colleagues who are not athletic like you.
(Hint to the organizers: explain to the “coaches” that it is not at all necessary to follow the lyrics of the song)
Sounds Vladimir Vysotsky Morning exercises
The game “Charging” is being played.
Host: There are no winners in this game.
Presenter: How is it not? In this game EVERYONE is a winner! All our friends showed themselves to be strong, flexible, and graceful. How quickly did they react to the coach’s commands? Well done!
Presenter: WELL DONE! And now at the end of our music and sports test we will hold another relay race. Don’t worry, you won’t have to run, but this relay will undoubtedly reveal the team’s unity.
Relay "Temperature"
Presenter: Doctors know how important it is to monitor your health, especially in a stressful situation.
Host: And the holiday is also stressful, just positive
Presenter: We propose to do the simplest “express analysis” of our general well-being right here and now. I ask the teams to line up. Try to stay away from each other, you never know.
Host: What?
Presenter: And the fact that we are now going to measure the temperature!
Teams are given fake thermometers (or long balloons). The first in the line, the Leaders place a thermometer under their left hand, after which the transfer of the fragile instrument from one participant to another begins, but WITHOUT THE HELP OF YOUR HANDS! The fastest team wins. For a “broken thermometer” you can assign a fine (or accrue penalty points).
Music for competitions sounds
Cool game "Body Parts"
Players are given cards with certain letters. The participants’ task is to attach (and hold) all the cards to those parts of the body whose names begin with the indicated letters. The winner is the one who can place the most letter cards without dropping them.
Music for competitions sounds
Host: Of course, we were not able to remember all the medical specializations and abilities of the heroes of the occasion present, but time, alas, is not a surgical glove; you cannot stretch it.
Presenter: Moreover, you have already coped with the task set by the examiners!
Host: They convinced us of their versatility.
Presenter: Happy holiday, dear doctors!
Host: I wish you happiness, prosperity and simple human luck!
Presenter: Excellent health, wisdom and professional patience!
Host: So much depends on our skill, kindness and knowledge - you hold the health of the nation in your hands!
Presenter: This is a responsible job and a difficult life path!
Host: You have chosen this path and are following it, despite obstacles, unexpected turns and unfavorable conditions!
Presenter: Low bow to you!
Presenter: And we propose to end our program with a common song about the golden hearts and hands of doctors!
Presenter: Which is called “Cardiorotation”!
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