Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
Props/Gift:
Instead of a Japanese man, you can depict a Japanese woman in a traditional outfit or the image of a geisha. For this you will need a kimono robe, fabric for the belt and bow, a fan, a white tone for the face, red lipstick and eye shadow (you can use blush). Gather your hair into a bun and decorate it with thick knitting needles or noodle chopsticks.
The scene is suitable not only for an anniversary, but also for other holidays - just change the address to the hero of the day to the necessary one. If the scene is played out at a corporate party, at the end the Japanese can treat the guests to some Japanese sweets, hand out postcards with views of Japan, small souvenirs (toys), or advertising brochures for a travel company
Japanese: Dorogutsi state position!
Translator: Dear ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Nasa delegate, Honda Japan mother, prime minister.
Translator: Our delegation arrived from the Land of the Rising Sun on behalf of the Prime Minister.
Japanese: It’s hard to write satire.
Translator: Our road was very difficult. We flew by plane for a long time.
Japanese: Mitsubishi Toyota San is a pit or a ditch.
Translator: Then we drove for a long time in a foreign car called “Zaporozhets”.
Japanese: Dorogutsi Kolyan! (name of the hero of the day)
Translator: Dear Nikolay! (name of the hero of the day)
Japanese: Freebie gunda kishi - misi yahamaha.
Translator: Thank you for the invitation to such a significant event.
Japanese: Prime Minister Murakashi Palakashi.
Translator: The Prime Minister regrets that he could not come in person.
Japanese: Kyurono hawajimi two boorish Japanese mother.
Translator: But he sent us - two of the best representatives of the Japanese people.
Japanese: Shikenawa ikebana shuka sex.
Translator: There are so many smiles, joy and love here!
Japanese: Baba-san is a bit thin and plump.
Translator: There are so many beautiful and slender girls here!
Japanese: Suzuki kimonota crappy Japanese bitch.
Translator: Unfortunately, our Japanese women are not so beautiful and charming.
Japanese: Nasa japona kobelina macaques are stupid.
Translator: And men cannot compare with your Russian heroes.
Japanese: Shuki juice mimindo fuck washi fashion quasimoda hemurovata moonshine.
Translator: How cheerful Russian men are, especially if they drink a glass of champagne or martini.
Japanese: Hitachi shuki tena, rodaki mani dali.
Translator: How richly the table is set. Apparently you are rich and take good care of your earnings.
Japanese: Aren't you a bad Japanese mother?
Translator: Have you ever been to Japan?
Japanese: Hiro is your Japanese mother.
Translator: We invite you to visit our homeland.
Japanese: Desya hamond sun prime minister take out su him japan mother.
Translator: On behalf of the Japanese people and their Prime Minister, we thank you for the invitation and look forward to a generous meal.
Japanese: Quasimode amaury pavori cherubim shuka sex.
Translator: We wish you a lot of happiness and love!
Japanese: Pasiba, my chest of drawers!
The Japanese bows and presents the gift to the hero of the day, then he and the translator leave.
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(Disguised “guests” enter - an Italian woman and a translator. Each has their own text. The Italian woman reads one sentence, the translator immediately “translates” it.) Italian woman: Brillianto, blossoming, winter scented, hero of the day. Translator: Dear hero of the day! Italian: And the sit is free, drunkenly dormoedo tight. Translator: Dear guests! Italian: Get out of here with the figato. Translator: We welcome everyone who is here. Italian: The hard-working hard worker hasn’t received a damn dollar. Translator: Representatives of the working class and commercial structures. Italian: Uchito, chito, scitato, paper marato and muzykato, and then kicked out. Translator: Educational and cultural workers. Italian: Bandito, shoot, catch, plant. Translator: Police officers, police, security departments. Italian: And other signori lodirento. Translator: And other other workers. Italian: Slurp on anything. Translator: I arrived on a special flight. Italian: There’s a stubborn light in Italy’s eyes. Translator: From sunny Italy. Italian: Congratulations to the hero of the day. Translator: Congratulate the hero of the day. Italian: Dashchito damn chatto from Italiano in chechanto different nonsense. Translator: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends. Italian: It's all unnecessary. Translator: And small modest gifts. Italian: Spervanto vruchenzo italiano belly grow, fat accumulated, ok retekiro. Translator: First of all, our “Spaghetti” straws. Italian: It’s very tasty, saucento, rewarding. Translator: Sauce from America goes with the straws for color. Italian: It stinks a mile away, head cipollina from the mafioso structure Translator: For the smell especially from the Sicilian mafia - onions. Italian: Spilled, drained and underfilled. Translator: The famous Amaretto liqueur. Italian: Pomerento pozhelanto forgiven. Translator: In conclusion, I would like to wish. Italian: The back is not bolento, the nose is not chichanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto. Translator: Health. Italian: Copanto in the garden, tidy in the house, tascanto bags, timeless everywhere. Translator: Youth, long life. Italian: Don’t swear, love always, respect your friends. Translator: Friends, happiness. Italian: Always poured and velicanto for the hero of the day! Translator: Let's drink to the respected hero of the day! (Toast. The Italians leave.)
Scene for the anniversary celebration “Italian Guest”
HOST: Dear birthday boy, dear guests! Signor Nachihante came to us for the holiday from sunny Italy with his translator. No problem! Greet them with thunderous applause! (an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf thrown over his shoulder around his neck, in his hands a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with a translator) ITALIAN: Ciao cocoa, anniversary podrastanto! INTERPRETER: Hello, dear hero of the day! ITALIAN: Ciao cocoa, sesedanto darmoedo! INTERPRETER: Hello, dear guests! ITALIAN: Italiano touristo, immoral appearance! INTERPRETER: I came to you from sunny Italy! ITALIAN: Creeped diversanto passportino lost! INTERPRETER: My path was long and difficult! ITALIAN: The organism is wrapped up, the suitcase is confiscated parasito! INTERPRETER: But I’m cheerful and cheerful and I brought a whole suitcase of gifts! ITALIAN: Amore mia! TRANSLATOR: Dear hero of the day! ITALIAN: Signore gosione free! INTERPRETER: Dear guests! ITALIAN: Macarone na ushanto mon señore navesanto! INTERPRETER: Listen to me carefully! ITALIAN: Bravissimo spaghetti! The stomach is purring in the morning! TRANSLATOR: The most satisfying food is Italian spaghetti! ITALIAN: Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macarone! TRANSLATOR: Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday boy a pack of Italian spaghetti! (gives a pack of spaghetti) ITALIAN: Neprosinte begging nizachtonte neodamo! TRANSLATOR: I don’t feel at all sorry to give everything I have! ITALIAN: Pozhelanto jubiljaro great life! Don't worry about a hangover in the morning! TRANSLATOR: I wish the hero of the day good health! ITALIAN: Pozhelanto jubilaro cabbage doloranto! INTERPRETER: I also wish that there will always be a lot, a lot of money! ITALIAN: Oproquinto nemeshanto un momento free! INTERPRETER: If they offer me a drink for the hero of the day, I will not refuse!
Italian woman on her anniversary.
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Comic congratulations from a Japanese woman with a translator
We are funny XU. LEE! You (name of the hero of the day), don’t blaspheme us, We brought two Vietnamese shoes as a gift.
Take the shoes (name), take them for yourself, put them on your feet and don’t trample them while wearing them.
From Vietnam HU and LI traveled for a long, long time. Stop singing songs, I need to Hu. Lee pour!
(the last line is wailed, without stopping, with an increase in voice).
6 It’s autumn for us to celebrate our anniversary and people come to visit us and there are revelers, juicers, dancers and spekaki here in Lunolika Japan. Our lords will reward you with chrome. 7 Sa gramata trebusyaki with gostaki drinks, cucumbers snacks and snofa drinks! TaisiaSchander 1 Russian lady and cospoda! Our plane flew to Wasasemla from Lunolika Japan! I am the resident of the company Sikoko-sitoitpifetstfofat you on your anniversary! 2 This wasteful flight of ceres bark, valleys and rafnina Nagano-Tokyo-Hanoi-London-Mexico City-Bogoslovko tired of my lucky codes ziznya 3 U fazayaya Toma san greetings fam from JAPONOMATESHI from mokutseko vladysyaki farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" cospotina Sun-Vyn. 4 Congratulations to us and begging for stolyaki, sadyaki, ugossyaki, vadaki, liqueurs, drinks, snacks! 5Lords of JAPONOMETESI and the farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn! Dolgl iskaka, dumaki, lolovaki lomaki and reshaki on the day of joy, revelers, spivaks,
7 Sa gramata trebusyaki with gostaki drinks, cucumbers snacks and snofa drinks! TaisiaSchander 1 Russian lady and cospoda! Our plane flew to Wasasemla from Lunolika Japan! I am the resident of the company Sikoko-sitoitpifetstfofat you on your anniversary! 2 This wasteful flight of ceres bark, valleys and rafnina Nagano-Tokyo-Hanoi-London-Mexico City-Bogoslovko made me sick of the best life codes! 3 U fazaya Toma san greetings fam from JAPONOMATESI from mokutseko vladysyaki farma "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn. 4 Congratulations to us and begging for stolyaki, sadyaki, ugossyaki, vadaki, liqueurs, drinks, snacks! 5Lords of JAPONOMETESI and the farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn! Dolgl iskaka, dumaki, lolovaki lomaki and reshaki on the day happy people, revelers, spivaks, Taisia Schander dancers and reshaki congratulations this little sevennira
5 The president of the company congratulates you and gives you this gift! Taisia Schander 6 The president of the company invites you to visit and wishes you good health! 7 Let's drink to the health of our hero of the day. 8 The President gives a branch, it brings happiness and good luck to the family. 9 Goodbye, thanks for the treat!
Taisia Schander dances and congratulates this little seven. 6Nasa autumn kharoso on your anniversary and come to visit us itamgulyaki, soke vypevaki, dance spekaki here in Lunolika Japan. Nasavladysyaki reward you with kromata.
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