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Funny ditties are selected on various topics: New Year, about love, village, children's, for March 8, February 23, April 1, on any topic...
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Funny ditties about the bride and groom
Most of the funny ditties have been written about the bride and groom, as the main characters of the entire celebration, some of them aptly notice everyday difficulties, others - everyday disagreements that invariably arise in any couple, and others give comic advice.
But the main thing is that they all give a good mood. The groom fell in love with the bride - and now they are married. From now on they will live together - There is no one to blame!
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How beautiful both our bride and groom are. I will gather all my strength and drink two liters for them.
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Oh beautiful bride, how beautiful you are. Everything is so fine, everything is in place, And a wonderful soul.
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The music is playing with all its might, Let it not stop. The groom kisses the bride - it becomes envious!
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There is no free space here, There is nowhere for an apple to fall. Beautiful, sweet bride, I just want to steal it!
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Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, stern look. Just a prince, no other way! That's what everyone talks about him!
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The swan bride has a golden character! But now she won’t have any freedom!
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The wedding dances and walks, No one sits in melancholy! Where is the young couple? Divides money in the corner!
Funny and funny ditties
| We know a lot of ditties, both good and bad. It is interesting to listen to those who do not know any. *** Eh, dear friend, all the people know about us. No one will dance without you, No one will sing without me. *** I knit ditty upon ditty, Like a thread. You finish it, girlfriend, if I don’t finish it. *** Don't look at me like I'm skinny. Mom didn’t feed me lard, it’s not my fault. *** Don’t scold me, mom, don’t scold me so threateningly. You were like that yourself - You came late. *** Behind the village on the pond Frogs are croaking. And I’m going to hang some sweet noodles on my ears. *** Oh, you, hole, hole, hole... I don’t know who was digging. The little guy was going on a date and accidentally fell into it. | I haven’t bathed for three weeks, and I caught a louse. She's thick, big, and you can't kill with a rifle. *** I was cooking according to the book, And it closed... Now I can guess what was cooked there. *** I watered the flowers on the balcony with a watering can. For some reason, the uncle on the bench suddenly became wet... *** And how the Borkinsky guys are so brave. They ran for three kilometers - the sheep got scared. *** And my darling cheated on me, He went to Crimea on a goat, But I didn’t give up, I caught up with him on a cow. *** Oh, I stomped, And I didn’t stomp. I ate half a pound of gingerbread and didn’t burst. *** Grandma Lukerya came out to dance, Sticking feathers where there was no hair. |
Ancient matchmaking traditions
The main traditions of this process have survived to this day:
- The symbol of celebration is always a lush and fresh loaf. The matchmaker and the matchmaker brought it, handing it over and bowing to the owners of the house. If the matchmaking went well and the parties agreed, then the bride cut the loaf first into four parts, then into smaller ones, presenting each with a fresh-smelling piece. The entire loaf was supposed to be eaten so that the future life would be full and happy.
- An important element of matchmaking was the towel. In some cases, a loaf was brought on it, in others, the towel, which she had embroidered herself, was shown by the bride. If she agreed, she tied the towel on the hand of the groom’s mother.
- Usually parents met matchmakers without a bride. She went out to the guests if the matchmaking ended successfully.
- The groom and guests were supposed to be fed, listened to, talked, and only then given an answer, even if everyone agreed.
- If the girl did not agree, the groom was given a pumpkin. The modern matchmaking ritual suggests simply leaving this element somewhere in the corner. For intrigue.
- It looks very beautiful and tender when the father of the bride approaches the newlyweds and puts her hand in his, uttering an important word and instruction.
In the modern world, usually each family independently comes up with how matchmaking will be organized. What will be said, what gifts will be given. Some approximate options, the required text and words are easy to spot after attending friends’ weddings.
At the beginning of matchmaking, it is customary to say: “You have a product, we have a merchant.” Then you can humorously move on to poems or matchmaking ditties. On the part of the groom, matchmakers need to be ready to answer the questions: who is the groom, what are his merits, how does he relate to the bride?
On the bride's side, you need to come up with matchmaking competitions and funny questions for young guys.
You can sing funny ditties.
Ditties for the New Year 2022 for schoolchildren
Ditties for the New Year 2022 for schoolchildren:
I won’t believe in Santa Claus, I’m no longer a fool! I know that the Snow Maiden gives out gifts to children!
Santa Claus with a beard, With a luxurious mustache, Like a young boy, Jumps with us at the Christmas tree.
Near the house at the skating rink, my friend made a snowman, made a nose out of a carrot, but this is Santa Claus.
Bring us, Santa Claus, both skis and slides! Give us, Santa Claus, all the “colas” in the “fives”!
For some reason, Santa Claus is checking his chair? Does he really not trust his grandchildren?
Grandfather Frost loves children's ditties, and he will give all the children Candies and crackers.
I haven’t seen how you are progressing in our school. Instead of a letter to Santa Claus, we will send everyone an SMS.
Mom doesn't allow me to jump and scream at school. When I grow up, I’ll go to the disco “jumping”!
We say thank you to Grandfather, For his gifts, Let's kiss him all, He will be hot!
The Snow Maiden's braid has already grown to the floor. While walking along the corridor, I swept the floor with my scythe.
Wedding ditty wishes
Congratulating the newlyweds is a responsible matter; it takes more than one day to find beautiful words that sink into the soul. But you can go the other way and use funny ditties about the wedding for your wishes, which will definitely impress and amuse the newlyweds with their guests and will be remembered by everyone for a long time.
I would like to give a couple of pieces of advice to the groom, so that my loved one can live with his fiancée for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
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We wish the young family to share the house honestly, to whom the garbage and dishes, and to whom to beat their thumbs.
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You need to protect your husband from any kind of theft. Put him on the stove so they don't steal him!
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We, young wife, want to wish you: You and your spouse demand tribute to Affection, money - all for yourself!
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Well, husband, be strict, don’t raise your voice. And drown out your wife’s reproaches with a kiss!
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We all came from mountains, All steep banks. We wish the young people happiness and two bags of goodies.
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(Bride's name), early in the morning, eat a banana and an orange, so that there are no wrinkles on your beautiful face.
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Here is a sheepskin coat from Canada From Algeria - fish oil. We wish you, wife, to travel all over the world.
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Practice your eloquence Resolve any scandal So that life is like a Brazilian TV series!
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We wish you prosperity, money, happiness and goodness. So that there are fruits, whiskey and caviar on the table.
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Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, always be faithful to your wife and don’t get on her nerves!
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So that only euros, dollars, pounds are handed to you every time! So that you have an account with six zeros in every bank!
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I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I wish to give you five sons and daughters!
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We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
Ditties about the Tiger for the New Year 2022
Ditties about the Tiger for the New Year 2022:
The tiger comes to visit us Open the doors! Let everyone who believes in fairy tales be surprised by the gifts!
He's big and toothy, but he knows how to rest! Come on, have fun, guys, it's time to celebrate the Year of the Tiger!
The working year is over. He was very bullish. Tiger accepts orders, Who wants what!
So that we can make friends with the New Year and get along with the Black Tiger, We planted a heifer under his Christmas tree.
There is a Tiger on the threshold. He is embarrassed to enter. Pour it, guys, let it settle in!
Who is coming to us, who is coming, Long-awaited New Year! We open the doors to the tiger - And fill the glasses!
The blizzard howls outside the window, And there are candles on the Christmas tree, The tiger enters every house, Waiting for laudable speeches.
Tiger congratulates us, And the gifts are simply classy - Happiness, joy, health, And some money in reserve!
Why does the accordion sing? Why t...
Why does the accordion sing? Why is it so fun? It was my mother-in-law who hung hers around my neck!
Oh, guys, I'll tell you - Wedding is a punishment! Now forget about friends, learn knitting!
If all the girls in the world would love me I would probably shoot myself or get drunk like a pig!
Today I will tell you how to make girls fall in love with you! You need to wash your face more often and shave your beard and mustache!
Oh guys, oh friends, I confess honestly! You can’t love all girls, it’s not interesting!
New Year's ditties 2022 for adults
New Year's ditties 2022 for adults:
And we were decorating the Christmas tree - It’s terrible how tired we were And at the festive table We just fell asleep.
And my friend, Katya, is boldly waiting for a gift, that they will drive her a car for a couple of thousand euros.
And I saved up for a sweet year for a cool fur coat, But she didn’t wait, And she went to Mishutka.
Oh, how I want to meet Grandfather Frost! My beauty is not enough - I’ll pay extra with moonshine!
Ah, the Snow Maiden is a minx, both playful and sweet. How a real sorceress led everyone into debauchery!
Oh, Grandfather Frost, White beard, Look at me, what a pullet!
The snowy woman was proud that she fell in love with the Bunny. The Bunny surprised her by nibbling on her carrot nose.
Baba Snow moaned that she was tired of standing alone. Good Grandfather Frost brought her a glass of vodka.
Without Snow Maiden, Santa Claus does not go to the village. Who will take him home after all the Christmas trees?
We will jump like goats and stomp like bears. Let the Lower Neighbors remember the New Year!
The year will be the same as you meet it - It’s not in vain that people say. Last time I fell asleep under the Christmas tree - On needles for a whole year!
Uncle Dima will be Grandfather Frost again, Because he walks around with a red nose without makeup.
In military unit forty-eight, the New Year is blowing loudly, the Commander has become Father Frost, and the Snow Maiden is the political officer.
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, I’m not your fool! Who gives gifts to children? It’s clear who is the Snow Maiden!
In the new year, in the new year Borka pesters me. He says he loves me, but I’m the opposite.
On New Year's Day, on New Year's Day, my boss pesters me. His short report is in my big report.
On New Year's Day, on New Year's Day No one can sleep! In every house, young and old are having fun all night long.
On New Year's Day everyone goes to the sea. I’ll stay... Without a family! Not because there is no money - All Snow Maidens are mine!
In the New Year I asked for love more than once, And this year I ask: Take it back!!!
In the New Year One year will end, And another year will begin! Like a bubble: One will end, After it, the second will come!
This is how life is in the New Year: Don’t plow, don’t toil. Two weeks off - Sleep and cuddle!
On New Year's Day, students are walking around drunk, and the teacher is checking their notebooks under the table...
On New Year's Eve, walk more boldly Whichever path you want, And in any home you will be treated to a shot glass!
On New Year's Day, the economist needs to meet “three hundred” - I set the table economically: Half a loaf of bread and kefir.
Santa Claus arrived at night with a clear glass of milk from the forest. By morning your nose is all covered in lipstick, and that’s it!
On Christmas and New Year, all the people under the Christmas tree, the merrymaking will stop - the Christmas trees will turn into sticks.
I put cotton wool in my bra to surprise my husband. Well, he gives himself potatoes, so as not to upset me.
Happy New Year is coming to us from Vladivostok! Everyone there has been drunk for a long time, and they are probably asleep...
In our yard there is a Snowman with a broom, On a dark night he guards our house from the wolf.
Vodka, women, jellied meat, Olivier on a platter. Here the clock strikes twelve - Happy New Year, people!
There is noise and laughter around the tree, the children are in confusion. Santa Claus is snoring under the Christmas tree, completely intoxicated.
So the New Year has passed, And the hangover has arrived... Count up all the expenses for such fun!!!
Everyone is celebrating the New Year, I'm revving the steering wheel, Maybe I should throw my tractor and start a drinking party?
On New Year's Day I put on the most decent dress, Even my darling told me that I was pretty!
We all gathered together - This is no joke! Pour a glass, For those who are weak, a glass!
Everyone is celebrating the New Year, I'm revving the steering wheel, Maybe I should throw my tractor and start a drinking party?
Thank you all for your attention, It was fun at your place, Let's say together: goodbye! We will leave you now!
The doctors have everything ready On New Year's Eve: They shine with a bright light. Candles for hemorrhoids.
We ate everything, drank everything, and forgot to go home! Everyone snores with their mouths open... This is how it is - New Year!
Celebrating the New Year in the bathhouse is a cool tradition! If anyone overdos it, throw some water on him.
I gave all my love to Grandfather Frost. I only ate and drank with my friend Seryozha.
Yesterday the tree was decorated, and today it was dismantled. Because the New Year was celebrated overnight and here it is.
We were looking for a third drink, Santa Claus came up to us, While the vodka was being poured, he took away our cases!
They say that on New Year's Eve all your wishes will come true, you just need to drink less, otherwise they will be forgotten!
They say that on New Year's Eve, Whatever you want, everything will be the other way around - That's such an ass...
They say that on New Year everything always comes true. Even something that no one buys for the whole year.
The guests ate, the guests drank, and forgot to go home! Everyone snores with their mouths open, After all, that’s what the New Year is for!
May God grant the snowball a smooth path. Santa Claus will come to me Right under my window!
The bear gave the Snow Maiden a new fur coat to wear. A girl is crying in the forest, “It’s a pity for the dead fox!”
People drink for two weeks in the Old Year and in the New Year, the whole country walks around, takes a break from worries.
Santa Claus literally didn’t let him pass right away, you asshole. Despite all the tricks, I planted, impudently, a “carrot!”
Santa Claus in our village danced around with Natasha. And now I’ll tell you guys, Natasha has snow cubs.
Santa Claus brought us the book “Kama Sutra” in a bag. My husband didn’t go to work... Didn’t notice the morning.
Santa Claus, take the bag, untie the strings. And get us some fashionable new things as soon as possible!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, knock on my window, I’ll run to meet you, I’ll just paint my face!
Father Frost or Santa Claus? People argue loudly, but the Snow Maiden fulfills wishes the coolest of all!
Santa Claus, red nose, He brought gifts to everyone, He even passionately kisses Baba Yaga.
Santa Claus is a man with greetings, and a great joker at the same time. New Year's sends greetings, Gives us warmth and light!
Santa Claus for the New Year There was a joker too! He drank vodka in the cold and sculpted Baba Snow.
Santa Claus drinks too much vodka on New Year's Day, And the top manager farts loudly on the holiday, you prankster.
Santa Claus got drunk and snores under the Christmas tree, and Snegurochka ran to Demyan to rustle.
Santa Claus got away from his hands, And on New Year's Eve he got drunk, And he lay under the tree all night with the chick.
Santa Claus gives his granddaughter in marriage on New Year's Eve. And the Snow Maiden will melt and leave the dowry...
Santa Claus came to visit us, ate the meat and left the bones. Let's put them in his bag, let him eat for the road.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden go everywhere together. In each house they pour two hundred grams!
Santa Claus is so handsome! I fell in love with him. If I were an icicle, I would break for him!
Santa Claus, you will get a bonus for your work: Two pot-bellied cucumbers And a half-liter!
Santa Claus, where have you been, Red mittens? And when did you fill your eyes with shamelessness?!
You are Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where do you hang around all year?! With a red nose, at midnight, you appear with a woman!
Santa Claus, don't yawn, but get the gifts. If you want to fight, let's fight!
We asked Santa Claus to repay the loan for us. The old guy at the bank messed everything up, froze the account, bandit!
I will gird Santa Claus with His red sash. He will ride on reindeer, and I will follow on foot!
I fell in love with Santa Claus and forgot about my husband, and when I came home, He was already sitting with someone else!
I fell in love with Santa Claus. Oh, he's a hot man! He congratulated me so sweetly that the Snowman was born.
Santa Claus was invited, He was treated to vodka, He sits and eats and drinks, The third month will not go away.
I loved Santa Claus, I amused Santa Claus. Every day I hung a half-liter bottle on his Christmas tree!
We will pour some invigorating liquid for Santa Claus. If Santa Claus doesn't drink, you know he's not real!
Santa Claus wrote, Oh, and Santa Claus. For a gift, I’m ready to Write to an ostrich.
I'm in the bag for Santa Claus. I'll do an audit. He was going to give gifts to an entire division!
Santa Claus, that's the problem. He has a knee-deep beard. There's nowhere to go - he's rushing in to kiss!
The seller is holding the Christmas tree, (It seems without deception...) He says - come on, father, Money from your pocket,
How does the New Year spruce look like a carousel! On all sides there is a deer, a horse, an elephant, And in a circle through the lights they gallop merrily.
Nobody gives doctors peace on New Year's Eve: Some are trying to give birth, Some are struggling with gastritis!
If Grandma Yaga Dresses up as the Snow Maiden, the Leshy will probably perform a mazurka with her!
If you are lying in a puddle - Nothing, it can be worse, It’s just that this New Year it’s raining instead of snow.
If Santa Claus pours and pours - With what he drank - he will water the tree with nervousness!
If you pull Santa Claus's beard three times, you can get a gift and drink vodka for free.
If you are waiting for Santa Claus, you need to amuse Him, And hang a half-liter on the Christmas tree every day!
If you are going to drink, you need to know your limits. Because in the turmoil you might foolishly miss out!
If you want to be big Among the smallest - Sew heels onto felt boots for the New Year.
I stung, I stung barley, I switched to buckwheat. Lo and behold, a merry New Year is rolling towards us!
I'm waiting for Grandfather Frost - the rich groom, He will give me a shaggy fur coat without asking questions.
Sweet gifts await good girls. Well, the bad girls are the keys to the foreign car.
Outside the window there is a flock of snowflakes, They also dance in a circle. Having said goodbye to the old year, we welcome the New Year
Outside the window the snow is swirling, a blizzard has begun. It's time to celebrate the New Year, stop fussing!
Everyone is sick of winter, cold and clouds. It’s good that there is something for everyone, Our language is powerful!
I ordered a rubber boat by mail, and I received a rubber zina as a gift.
I wanted caviar for the holiday, my mother is vigorous, I ate enough sandwiches, I will remember the year!
Hello, Grandfather Frost, Cotton wool beard! Which ward did you bring Snow Maiden from?
Hello Dedushka Moroz! Give me some glasses... Did you bring me a pension? Have you paid for your tickets?
Hello, Grandfather Frost, with a white beard! Come to the light, help yourself to vodka!
Winter holiday New Year, I love you most of all! The long-awaited chime. I won't oversleep for anything!
I know: you are waiting for me in the forest near a huge Christmas tree. I bring you love, my bangs are disheveled.
For New Year's I bought chicken carcasses. And then I made up some new little ditties!
If I were not old, and still drunk, I would have danced on your table and climbed a spruce tree!
How Baba Snezhnaya is visible from our window The snowman went to get vodka And she stands alone.
As I brought the snow woman, in the morning, lo and behold, there was only water. So think about it, guess where it went!
How my friend and I cleverly made a snowman! In a jacket, a cap and glasses, And between his legs - a carrot!
Like the Snow Maiden on the white cheeks I kissed until the morning - I didn’t run away, I didn’t send, I didn’t melt! Hooray!
How the Snow Maiden twirls her naked butt on the occasion of the holiday, And everywhere she is treated to a shot glass!
Like a hare, I will attach the ears to the back of the head. I'll go buy a Christmas tree, and then a bottle!
Every year, according to schedule, We prepare Olivier, but we still celebrate the holiday in half-oblivion.
If I were young, And sober for the holiday, I would dance on the table, And climb onto the Christmas tree!
Like on New Year's Eve, sex shops are wildly visited, Christmas trees are decorated with their toys!
Like the New Year's tree, We didn't want debauchery. But how can there not be debauchery, since the girls came to the house!
Once we were celebrating the New Year in a restaurant - We were having fun and laughing, and now it’s the other way around.
My darling doesn’t come to me, He only promises. Meets the Snow Maiden under the Christmas tree every day!
When Grandfather comes to visit, He will turn the alcohol into ice! Here the problem arises: What should we celebrate the New Year with?!
If the snack runs out, We won’t grieve: The yard is full of icicles - Enough to chew.
If winter is approaching your eyes, you need to drink three times!
People love to decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year. And, singing ditties, he leads a drunken round dance.
Little vodka is cold in winter, Take the vodka out of the freezer immediately! The glasses are placed - a whole round dance! Let's have a fun, fun New Year!
The marketer in January got up at dawn, and was diligent, snoring, sculpting a snow woman.
Marketers for the Holiday Specialists in breeding - New breeds of suckers, Bred, scoundrels!
My darling kissed me in a field, near a hillock. The Christmas tree even turned red from shame.
I don’t walk past a winter salad without joking: I’ll knock it over on my trousers, or I’ll lie face down in it.
My husband went to a party. Santa Claus dressed up. Only he showed up in shorts and a hat after the holiday.
My husband went to a party, My boyfriend will come to me... They couldn’t open my fly - The New Year is all down the drain.
We were getting ready for the holiday: Oh, we were exhausted... Well, our men got drunk in the morning.
We are simple girls, we are no strangers to cold weather. Let’s quickly put on our felt boots and go for a walk in a crowd.
We set fire to Chinese firecrackers on New Year's Day. The whole village burned down, Not even a gate remained.
My friends and I follow a New Year's tradition: First we visit the bathhouse, and then the police!
We began to decorate the window with snowflakes together - And now you can’t see out the window, Go to bed or get up.
My little boy and I got into the sleigh and rolled off. I won’t say for what reason they turned over!
We will sing ditties for you. Children, close your ears. You have not gathered in vain, know that our pepper is red.
We only ate Ural dumplings on New Year’s Day. How tired we are of them, those Ural dumplings.
We sang ditties for you, We are tired and sweaty, We expect applause from you, and of course compliments!
The Snow Maiden came to us for a corporate holiday: Braid on an elastic band, Two layers of plaster.
We have a bottle on the table, a chicken for appetizer, and under the tree, for dessert, a Passionate Snow Maiden.
We have bottles on the table, vegetables for a snack... So much work on the first day of the ambulance!
At a solemn moment, the President himself wished for us to be proud of the country, and to multiply like rabbits.
A blizzard has swept through the snowdrifts - We are not upset: After our feast, we will lie in them together.
Santa Claus froze winter patterns, I don’t need to buy curtains for the windows.
I dressed up as Santa Claus and glued on my beard, and I’ve been walking around the city like a fool for the second day.
I'll dress up as the Snow Maiden and sit in the tarantass. I will ride around the village to show off to good people!
The long-awaited Miracle holiday New Year is coming, Everyone is missing something, Someone is forever waiting for happiness.
The new year is coming, everyone will be screwed. Putin and the deputies will bring surprises again.
I'm not afraid of cold weather, Even if it's minus thirty-five! Give me a shot of vodka and I'll rock!
Don’t break down, TV, - We ask you kindly. On New Year's Day we are waiting for a surprise - Pena Kolya Baskov.
Don't go, Santa Claus, through apartments lightly! Bring, for everyone's joy, a naked woman in a bag!
New Year's fun does not end for a long time: We drink for two weeks, Then we suffer from a hangover!
New Year's lights, Christmas trees, gifts... Even sex on New Year's Eve Very, very bright!
New Year's, serpentine, All in garlands, in confetti, The wine store is shining! How can we get past?
I started to celebrate the New Year, As always, in advance, I fell dead at ten, I couldn’t cope with the task.
You will celebrate the New Year smartly, and today is training. We'll sing ditties for you, hang out your ears!
New Year is like a bad dream, Everything floats in the fog. You can’t wash down vodka with beer even in a stupor!
New Year is a favorite holiday for all the people, only again the toastmaster is sad for some reason...
We love the New Year very much, We are really looking forward to the New Year, So that we can eat to our fullest, And then wash it down with wine.
New Year, New Year, People are already drinking. Yes, and I am not without sin, I drank beer in the morning.
New Year's Eve - snow, cold, blizzards. And my sweetheart and I under the tree were sweating from love.
New Year's lights, Christmas trees, gifts... Even sex on New Year's Eve Very, very bright!
Celebrating the New Year together is romantic. What will we do in the New Year? It’s indecent to tell you.
Corporate New Year, It wasn’t very positive - He pestered all the girls. Drunk manager, nasty.
I decided to celebrate the New Year in a very exotic way: I called the very pretty Snow Maiden to my house.
We always celebrate the New Year vigorously! As it begins at the table, it ends under the table.
New Year - I went to the forest, behind the tree, And wolves roamed in the forest. Celebrated the New Year at the Christmas tree. Oh, the prickly needles!
I spent the New Year very well and cheerfully! And now in my hut the Mouse hanged himself from hunger!
New Year's picture - A man lies in the snow. It was Grandfather Frost who brought Papa from the guests!
Well, Valerka gave me good gifts: Electrodes - not for welding, Instead of fireworks!
Today Uncle Dima will be Grandfather Frost, Because he walks around with a red nose without makeup.
There's not enough snow these days. What to throw in the New Year? I'll cover the whole dacha with cotton wool - a drunken guest won't miss it.
Well, my friend, you chose a little berry for yourself: You fell for the Snow Maiden, a thin piece of ice!
Oh, girls, just tears, There is no one to fall in love with. I’ll be making pictures with Grandfather Frost on New Year’s Day.
Wedding ditties for father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law and father-in-law
Not a single wedding celebration is complete without such important people as father-in-law and mother-in-law, father-in-law and mother-in-law. Therefore, in Russian folklore there are many poems about these relatives of a young family.
Having missed a dozen toasts, Everyone will dance and sing! Well, the son-in-law will easily and simply call his mother-in-law mom!
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Today I became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughter away in marriage. And she gave her beloved ladle as a dowry.
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I have a good reason to sing ditties and dance. Congratulations, mother-in-law, you have a good son-in-law.
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Look at your mother-in-law, dear son-in-law, She can’t sit well anymore. Invite her to dance, Let's have fun.
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Oh, my mother-in-law's son-in-law is skinny, his pants are just falling off. Invite the boy, mother-in-law, for pancakes more often!
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Matchmakers, come on, hug, your joy is visible to everyone; Smile at the children and drink wine for them!
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Today I became a father-in-law, lucky bride. A lot of people wanted to be in her place.
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The father-in-law at the wedding is a general! He gave his daughter in marriage! He is sure: there will be happiness! The son-in-law loves the bride very much!
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Mother-in-law, drink some vodka, say a toast, maybe it will be easy for them to sail through life in the family boat.
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Today I became a father-in-law - My daughter got married, I’m glad: such a son-in-law is not out of place in our family!
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Most of the funny ditties have been written about the bride and groom, as the main characters of the entire celebration, some of them aptly notice everyday difficulties, others - everyday disagreements that invariably arise in any couple, and others give comic advice. But the main thing is that they all give a good mood.
Ditties for children
| Walk, hut, walk, hut, Walk, chicken, crested, Walk, canopy and threshold, And sour cream, and cottage cheese. *** In the morning, our Mila gave mom two candies. I barely had time to give them as gifts, and immediately ate them myself. *** Vova was too lazy in the morning to comb his hair, a cow came up to him and combed it with her tongue! *** Irishka was riding down the hill - She was the fastest; Ira even overtook her skis along the way! *** If only, if only mushrooms would grow on your nose, they would cook themselves and roll into your mouth. *** I’ll go out, I’ll go out and dance In brand new shoes, All the guys say that I’m like a picture! *** Play it, balalaika, Balalaika - three strings! Sing along, don’t yawn, Come out, dancers. *** I'm not my mother's I'm not my mother's - I grew up on the street, A chicken carried me away. *** Egor has two spatulas, and Nina has molds. For this I will stick their tongue out of the window. *** I baked a little cake and treated Vanya to it. For this he showed Me a beetle in a glass. *** My grandfather taught a mouse to write, but what came out was scribbles. The mouse got a deuce. And both cried bitterly. *** The mother says to the lazy woman: “Make up your bed!” And the lazy woman: “Mama, I’m still little.” *** Manya cleaned the smoked pan with sand. Three hours in the shower Manya Grandmother washed herself afterwards. *** Dima was getting dressed in the morning And for some reason he fell: He put two legs in one pant leg for no reason. *** I washed my hands under the tap, but forgot to wash my face. Trezor saw me and barked: “What a shame!” *** I boiled milk and walked away not far. I go up to him again: There’s no milk in sight. *** Eh, once again, We will bow now, We will begin to dance, We will try for you! | We start singing ditties, Please don’t laugh: There are a lot of people here, We might get confused! *** I grew a centimeter, and Vitek grew by as much as five. And Lariska has gotten fat, you can’t hug a whole class. *** Vanka sits at the gate with his mouth wide open, but the people can’t tell where the gate is and where the mouth is. *** I caught a mouse in a cage And locked it there tightly, After all, without a mouse you can’t collect turnips in the garden. *** Like in a garden, a goat loves to walk. After this campaign, the harvest will not be collected! *** I'm a cow no matter what! My horns are like a crown. Whoever visits me will taste the milk! *** I have cockerels and cockerels on my sundress. In the whole world there is nothing more beautiful than my dear grandmother! *** Sasha and Masha played. All the toys were scattered, They began to argue and shout: Who should collect the toys? *** Little children love all kinds of candies. Some gnaw, some swallow, some roll by the cheek. *** This is how Petya waters the garden bed well! Now all the little frogs are doing exercises. *** I went fishing and threw out my fishing rod. A fat crocodile pecked and capsized the boat! *** We played hide and seek in the forest and lost Oksanka. She climbed into the hollow - She slept there until it was dark! *** In the summer, every clearing is like a self-assembled tablecloth. Vraz will feed you and me with delicious forest berries. *** – What kind of mushrooms are these that stick to all the stumps? - You guys are lucky, these are friendly honey mushrooms! *** Those red-haired girlfriends over there are called volnushki. Hurry to them, Irinka, invite them to your basket. *** Mother allowed her daughter to run off to pick mushrooms in the morning. My daughter soon brought two baskets of fly agaric mushrooms. *** The sun was shining on the golden sand - How good it was for us in the summer! |
Wedding ditties from a friend or girlfriend
Not only older people have a desire to cheerfully sing quatrains, but also young people, overwhelmed by the general joy and in a frenzy, abandon the rhythms of modern music in order to show themselves in all their glory and show off their wit. After all, each ditty carries humorous notes and a playful form. But at the same time, there is some truth in every joke.
I want to congratulate the young people and pat them on the shoulder. We will bring you gifts, Just like Yakubovich.
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The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say they have never seen a more beautiful couple!
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Don’t rush, girlfriend, to get married, walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on the chicken.
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We wish you together a sea of happiness and love! Without hesitation, if necessary, call us for help!
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My fiancée and I are friends, I can’t count how many years. Promise the groom to protect the bride from adversity!
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I took care of the groom for a long time From bad things. Well, look, bride, so that my friend doesn’t lose weight.
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Don't give the groom water - This is out of place here. Otherwise he got drunk and slept through his bride.
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We finished our walk, we finished playing, Girls, we finished dancing! We are now left without our best friend!
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Today we will drink our friend away, We must get used to the fact, But, as before, we will stand up for each other like a mountain!
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Our snacks are good, that’s why we drink a lot. We are now marrying the groom's name, and giving the bride's name in marriage.
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I asked my friend: At least let me touch my leg. And she: get married first, and then pester me!
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And now we shout: “Bitter!” And we’ll ask everyone to pour some! We sang a lot of ditties - We need to wet our throats!
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They congratulate the newlyweds with funny and witty wedding ditties, playfully tease the mother-in-law and father-in-law, make the groom's parents blush, and “reveal” to the newlyweds all the “delights” of family life. In a word, without ditties, a wedding feast turns into a boring event with silent absorption of food and drinks!
Funny ditties for kindergarten
Funny ditties for kindergarten:
The fluffy snow is silver, Santa Claus is rushing in a troika, the elegant spruce tree is noisy, and the fireworks are thundering in the forest.
We all dressed up the Christmas tree with our own toys. She doesn't have a single needle to spare!
Children dance in a circle and clap their hands. Hello, hello, New Year! You are so good!
May any of your dreams come true these days. Let the lights on our Christmas tree light up brightly.
Yes! On the Christmas tree there are too many toys for you and me. Only our caretaker knows exactly how many there are on the tree.
He grew to my eyebrows, He climbed into my felt boots. They say he is Santa Claus, and he plays pranks like a little boy.
Near the Christmas tree we have games, dances, songs. Dear, good New Year, There is no one more wonderful than you!
Happy New Year, New Year's greetings! I wish my mom and dad to live to be a hundred years old!
Santa Claus slept in bed, Got up, jingling icicles: Where are you, blizzards and blizzards? Why don't you wake me up?
Winter holiday New Year, I love you most of all! The long-awaited chime. I won't oversleep for anything!
In my kindergarten we will go to the matinee, And for Grandfather Frost we will sing a song together.
We are not afraid of frost, We don’t even care about blizzards! You can’t lure us from a walk to kindergarten with a roll!
Our Santa Claus has a beard, With a lush mustache, But, like a young guy, He dances with us.
Christmas trees sparkled everywhere - The whole country was surrounded by bright stars. For the guys in this hall, the Miracle Tree is lit.
Matchmakers' tasks
So, you've reviewed a wide variety of scenarios. The bride's matchmaking scenario was eventually chosen. Be that as it may, all options have one main point in common. Together with the groom, the headman - a representative adult man - must come to the bride's house. This could be a father, a brother, a grandfather, an uncle, etc. It is the matchmaker who declares at the very threshold why they came. At this time, the groom only answers questions from the bride’s parents.
Matchmakers, of course, try their best to praise their future husband. They tell how skillful and good, strong and brave he is. They also talk about his lifestyle, education, occupation, and wealth. Bottom line: the groom is the perfect man!
Thus, the young man must please the bride’s parents. Accordingly, both he and the matchmakers must do everything possible for this. Jokes, speeches, gifts are components present in the celebration in addition to the feelings of love and tenderness of the young couple.
Why are ditties sung at a wedding?
A chastushka is not a large quatrain that contains a lot of meaning and deep content. It sets a joyful and cheerful mood for the holiday and will please every invited guest. As practice shows, it is the singing of ditties that most of all causes laughter and smiles on the faces of all wedding participants. When watching a recording of such a holiday, it is the moment of singing ditties that will be bright and memorable in the entire wedding scenario.
Ditties for the New Year 2022 for corporate parties
Ditties for the New Year 2022 for a corporate party:
The corporate New Year will be very positive, because the director will tell us who will receive the award.
The New Year is knocking on the door, Legally clean, Legitimate and legal - Ideal for lawyers.
We are all waiting for the New Year, Because in it, for all of us, Everyone’s salary will be increased, They will send us on vacation!
We don't want to work, We don't want to work. We want to relax and lie in the sun!
We worked yesterday, And today, right in the morning, We are celebrating the New Year. Right at the corporate party!
Happiness, suddenly, in silence, knocked on the door. Are you really coming to me? I believe and I don’t believe. There are all sorts of miracles in the New Year, New Year, New Year is coming soon!
If I were young, If I were playful, I would dance on the table And climb onto the Christmas tree! I am a cheerful Snow Maiden, I’ll play blind man’s buff with you, But I’m afraid to get drunk on tea - I’ll melt from the hotness.
Frost with a white beard, with a lush mustache, like a young boy, dances with us. I'm in the bag for Santa Claus. I'll do an audit. He was going to give gifts to an entire division!
Santa Claus, don't yawn, but get the gifts. If you want to fight, let's fight! On New Year's Eve, walk more boldly Whichever path you want, And in any home you will be treated to a shot glass!
Happy New Year and wish you all good health, so that you can go to work on Saturdays. We sang ditties for you Mostly decent ones We are waiting for New Year's gifts Cash would be better!
How to choose the right funny wedding ditties
It is difficult to remain indifferent to such folk art as ditties. They are loved by both adults and children. Chatushki is one of the genres of folklore that has existed since the times of Ancient Rus'. People very often had fun and came up with funny quatrains. By superimposing a simple motif on them, the result was a ditty. What is surprising is that this genre lives on to this day, delighting all people. It is especially loved by adults and villagers, since this method of congratulations at a wedding is closest to them.
The funniest New Year's ditties 2022
The funniest New Year's ditties 2022:
How it's done on New Year's Day People get drunk. Yes, and we are not lagging behind, We urgently take out glasses.
The New Year is just around the corner, I got ready to go to the store, and returned home to Mana, having bought only an orange!
People celebrated the New Year and the degree of fun grew... In the end, Santa Claus lay on a platter Only under his fur coat.
Oh frost, oh frost, Don’t freeze me to tears, I’m already in tears, Prices on the shelves - ah!
We will tighten our belts, We will prick up our ears, We will live anyway, If only there were ditties!
Santa Claus sits in his sleigh, He’s bringing us a Christmas tree, And he’s ready to dance with us, To celebrate the New Year!
Santa Claus, beetroot nose, Freezes us to tears, We'll go dance now, We'll thaw, we'll come to life!
When are ditties appropriate at a celebration?
Despite the fact that such a genre as ditties can amuse the audience, it is still not appropriate for any celebration. If you are going to a European-style themed wedding, it will certainly be funny if you start performing a ditty to the accordion.
The ideal option is a classic Russian wedding. It consists entirely of the traditions of antiquity. Parents treat their children to a loaf of bread, hand over the family hearth, toasts and fiery dances are heard everywhere. In this version, playing a ditty to any musical instrument is ideal.
If the wedding is outdoors and it is organized according to European canons, then there is no common table, there are only buffet sections, where each guest comes up and treats himself to whatever his heart desires. Nobody says toasts, only warm words are spoken at will.
There are no competitions, and the dancing is rather calm and peaceful. If you become a guest at such a family celebration, then the performance of ditties will be inappropriate, since it simply will not fit into the overall meaning of the entire wedding.
When did ditties appear?
There is an opinion that the first poetic and musical miniatures appeared in the 17th-18th centuries. At that time, people were entertained by buffoons, jokers and traveling artists. Other researchers believe that this happened around the middle of the 19th century.
Turning to ancient literature, one can notice that almost all varieties of folklore of that time are mentioned there, only not a word is said about ditties.
- The chronicles contain the names of epic characters, legends and parables.
- A. S. Pushkin wrote “The Song of the Prophetic Oleg”, based on the legend about the death of Prince Oleg from the “Tale of Bygone Years”, and also retold folk tales.
- Folklore genres are also found in Nekrasov’s work.
At the same time, ditties are not mentioned in literary works. Even in V.I. Dal’s explanatory dictionary there is no “ditty” in the meaning of “short song”. This word was first used by Gleb Uspensky in his 1889 essay “New Folk Songs.”
Such a significant event as the abolition of serfdom in 1861 is not indicated in a single ditty. But the following historical facts (since the 70s of the 19th century) are found in folk quatrains: the Russian-Turkish and Russian-Japanese wars, the first Russian revolution of 1905.
In literature, it appears in the poems of the 20th century: in S. A. Yesenin, A. A. Blok, V. V. Mayakovsky and their contemporaries.
Variants of ditty names
Chatushki began to be composed in various parts of Rus' almost at the same time. Each locality endowed the song miniatures with an individual flavor, and sometimes even a name.
- By character: hoot, little short, short, galloping, wagtail, gypsy, Semyonovna, hoot, chorus, gathering, spinner, stomper.
- By place of origin: Volga matanechki, Ural taratorki, Saratov suffering, Ryazan ikhokhoshki, Yeletskaya, Siberian Podgornaya, Novgorod draft.
Some of the composed quatrains had to be sung, others had to be shouted out to the melody for dancing, performed with musical accompaniment (accordion, balalaika, horn, tambourine) or without it.
Varieties of ditties
- Lyrical (choruses) - quatrains on various topics.
- Dance songs are 4-line songs with a special rhythm that was combined with dancing. The lines are shorter than those of the lyric ones. Example: ditties like “Apple”, which arose at the beginning of the 20th century in Ukraine as love songs. In 1917-1920 they transformed and began to reflect a socio-political theme.
- Suffering is usually a 2-line ditty about love. They were sung slowly and drawn out. They were common in central Russia and the Volga. They were not known in the northern part of the country, in the Urals and Siberia.
- “Semyonovna” (ditties named after the beginning) are 2-line ditties with a special mournful rhythm. Semyonovna is a broken Russian woman. The first songs of this type appeared in the 30s. XX century Then, based on them, in the 30-40s. composed many cruel romances.
- “Matanya” is a type of ditty in which the word “Matanya” was used to address lovers. Moreover, such an appeal was often found both in the chorus and in the chorus. This song is a trochee in four feet, and the stanza consists of two lines and has a chorus.
Ditties about Santa Claus
Ditties about Santa Claus for the New Year 2022:
Santa Claus, Santa Claus! You should bring us some snow. We're tired of the rain and mud. At least don't leave the house!
Father Frost, Father Frost came to us on a sleigh. He brought gifts with a Christmas tree, but he forgot the Snow Maiden!
I will gird Santa Claus with His red sash. He will ride on reindeer, and I will follow on foot!
Hello, Grandfather Frost, you brought us gifts! There are albums, paints, and we want sausages!
I'm in the bag for Santa Claus. I'll do an audit. He was going to give gifts to an entire division!
I learned a lot of songs for Grandfather Frost. And when they called you on stage, I forgot everything from excitement!
Our beloved Santa Claus, come to us more often! After all, it’s more fun here than in the frosty thicket!
Today, early in the morning, I helped Santa Claus: I took some white paint from my dad and painted the window!
I got up early today. I immediately ran to the tree. Thank you, Santa Claus, for bringing me gifts!
The troika is racing, the troika is jumping, and there are a cartload of gifts on it. The bells are ringing - which means Grandfather Frost is coming!
Once we wrote a letter to Grandfather Frost. A snowmobile as a gift for myself, ordered for the Christmas tree.
Grandfather Frost listened to children's ditties and gave loud crackers to all the children.
Come to us, Santa Claus, eat our vegetables, and do not refuse all possible financial assistance.
Hello, Grandfather Frost, with a white beard! Come to the light, help yourself to vodka!
Don't go, Santa Claus, through apartments lightly! Bring, for everyone's joy, - We have gifts in a bag!
Santa Claus is a man with greetings, and a great joker at the same time. New Year's sends greetings, Gives us warmth and light!
Santa Claus for the New Year There was a joker too. He drank vodka in the cold, and sculpted Baba Snow.
Santa Claus gives his granddaughter in marriage on New Year's Eve. And the Snow Maiden will melt and leave the dowry...
Look - Santa Claus is running around naked! Sports are important for health - remember this!
Look - Santa Claus, festively dressed! He brought us gifts - Vodka, cigarettes!
